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Modish Meek Founder Breaks Down Clean Oils
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Deodorant costs how much now, and we’re still pretending chaos is romance? We start with a powerful reset on what we put on our bodies and what we tolerate in our relationships, all in the same unapologetic No Advisory energy.
Whitney, co-founder of Modish Meek, pulls up to talk natural hair care, clean beauty, and the real science behind her essential oils and butters. We get into what’s inside fan favorites like Halo Drizzle, Pure, and Fusion, why carrier oils matter, and how ingredients like tea tree, lavender, peppermint, eucalyptus, and lemongrass can support scalp health, dryness, flaking, and irritation. We also talk alopecia, edges, wig damage, beard care, and why “natural” does not always mean your skin will like it, especially if preservatives or the wrong oils leave you itchy.
The conversation goes deeper than product talk. Whitney opens up about building a family business with her mother, how grief forced a pause, and what it takes to reboot a brand without losing the purpose behind it. If you’re searching for entrepreneurship advice, beauty business tips, or how to start a hair care line, we break down business plans, inventory sourcing, early selling, and standing out in an oversaturated market.
Then we hit the Bounce Breakdown and Triggered topics: price hikes, politics, comedy backlash, and a hard look at why toxic relationships get mistaken for passion. We talk anxious attachment, emotional dependency, dopamine, and the moment you finally decide you’re done.
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Unfiltered Welcome And Guest Setup
Welcome to No Advisory. We are real raw, unfiltered, and we really don't give a peep what you think about what we have to say. At the end of the day, this is our shit. So if you don't like it, go down to the comments and leave a comment, because we really don't give a fuck. Yay! Cheers! Yo, McLeod. Is Jasmine like the motherfucking flower? And if you don't know, nigga. I was late. I was late. You gotta come. I was late. I thought she was there. A little bit of a girl Nola Desk. What's up, freaks and geeks? It's the people's motherfucking champ. Lex rated. I know y'all fucking missed me. Wait, bitch. I wasn't here last week. I missed her. Yeah, you wasn't here. I missed her. Ain't nobody missed that motherfucker. I just went crazy. I just think the fans miss me. I'm just like. Yes, we did. I felt like it was like, I don't know. At least Kimmy Huh? Yeah, she wasn't. We had Big Low um, yeah, last year. He's gonna see all of y'all all weekend. Nobody gonna do swish? Fuck that nigga. Damn. I just want to. It's Swish AC though, the dishwasher nigga with more plates in a sink. If I'm capping, I'm napping, and I'm wide awake. And now you are too. Ariola. Shout out, man. 730 over there, shirtless. Shirtless as fuck. Shout out to the back. All these niggas try to say the games in the in the studio. As long as I can see my nigga needs the balls look in the building. Yes. And we got a very special guest in the trail for them. So you gang that's it? That's my dog. That's my dog. Is it Mike on? Is it Mike on? Yes, on. Okay, good. Okay. She said. So listen, you ain't new to this. You know what I mean? You true to this. So we're gonna bring you in a no advisory way. We're gonna ask you three motherfucking simple questions. Just three. You ready? Who you are, where you from, and what the fuck you do on a dead homies.
Whitney’s Modish Meek Origin Story
Okay, so I am the co-founder of Modest Meek. My name is Whitney. They also call me Whit Money, and I've been in business for 10 years now, since 2026. Wait, wait, wait. And everybody got pissing the clock, but it's all wrong, but modest meek is it started off as a hair salon. So I'm a beauty business. I am a hairstylist. I'm licensed in two states, North Carolina and Connecticut. I've been a cosmetology educator and examiner. I've done hair for Fashion Week in New York. And at the end of all this, I resulted to opening up a product line. And the product line started back in like 2017. Um my mother always gets emotional with this because she passed, but she was my business partner and we started all this together. So I can't stop pushing this because this is what she put in me, my kids, and here I am today. This is your testimony. So that's a testimony right there. It is. So what does the name modish? Moddish meek mean to you. Moddish meek. So when we was looking for names for the salon, my mother kept saying, look for something that meant trendy and humble at the same time. So the word moddish, I looked biblically and I looked all over Google, dictionary, etc., getting the definition of it. So in the Bible, they talked about the modest woman, but that woman had to be covered up. And that was the beauty standard back then. But moving forward, moddish is trendy in this today in time. So we got moddish and then meek, humble. So both of those words describe myself, describe my mother, describe my kids, describe everything we put into it. So we're trendy and we're humble at the same time. Yes. Applause. Now, you said you and your mother started the business. And you said you started it 10 years ago. Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years? This product won't be on shelves. That's where I see in the next 10 years. Um probably sooner than the next 10 years. It has already hit the hands of successful, like some celebrities. I've came across, I've had great experiences even along the way, meeting different people at different events. And it's not just here events, you go into holistic events, you go into you're meeting all kinds of people. So in the next 10 years, because it has already sold from Oakland, California, all the way down. We had two people, one in DR and one in Trinidad, buying wholesale here and bringing it back and selling it. So it's already hit from the internet, Oakland, down to we got Atlanta, Florida, North Carolina was one of our biggest sellers back in 2020 in um Maryland. So that's why I kept coming here. Because the beauty industry and this whole industry is like phenomenal. So I ended up moving here because I'm like, this is gonna take off. It's gonna go places, and we are like life now. I feel like more of our people are becoming more educated and aware of what we're putting on our bodies and our hair, what we're eating. So all those products that we grew up um with back in the day, you started seeing them on the news. Oh, it's causing cancers, causing all these different things. So I know. I'm sorry, I'm nervous. Don't be nervous. I know I don't know when we started talking about that. I know it's gonna go places. It's it's it's gonna do some things. It is. Yeah. Yes. Definitely want to see it on, um, actually in Connecticut, it's on shelves in BSW, Albany Avenue. Um, hairstylists buy it wholesale and they sell it to their clients. But I'm not sure if I want my own franchise or if I want it in a Target or a Walmart. I don't, and I'm kind of like drifting away from even wanting that. I think I'm definitely not Target. We're brokering that. Yeah, yeah. People still broke it. Boycotton Target. I love Target. So this is why this is why Tar J. Yeah, Tar J. Thank you. Thanks for Tar J. Tar J. Don't know about it. Why not? You happen. What happened to Target? We're supposed to be boycotting Target. You know, she's not gonna broke anything like that because she thinks what that is. Tony Henson. Think about it. What is the DEI, whatever the hell shit was? Yeah, the DEI, uh-huh. Boom. A lot of black products were took off of the shelves because of that. Whatever DEI. Like, okay. Uh, I don't know what it stands for, mind you. I do have to do more research, so it is kind of a little falsey as far as the facts that I am speaking. But with that being stated, you guys know uh lady to be like, that's what is it? Boom, Tabitha. She had a whole bunch of cooking products actually on the show. But Target took it off alongside other black community stuff as well. So it's like stating they have a certain audience that they do want to direct their stuff towards, versus, you know, most of us black folks, we do go to Target, you know, nowadays, especially the bougie ones. Hey, I'm one of them. But that's only for certain products. But hey, you know, that's why we should not be at Target. Because if you taking out our essential things that we actually use, and now it's like you gotta go to places like fucking Walmart. Which who the fuck wants to go to Walmart for real? You know, so boom. Y'all want to take it out? We putting our money elsewhere instead of Tarj. Tarj. So I'm not gonna shop at Target them. I'm just gonna shop at Tarjay. Yeah, yeah. Tarj. Tarj. What's up, Tarj? So let's get back into that. What up, what up, Swish? Swish walker the building. Swish walking building. So let's get into the modest meat essential or wait. Wait, before we get into that, she said she be teaching. Can you teach me how to corn roll? I can't braid to the scalp. Oh, you be teaching how to do hair and shit? Yeah, I was an um educator in Connecticut at Space Academy, um, but it's closed now. But I could teach you how to braid. Am I a braider? Is that my specialty? No. I had hand surgery and I just I need to learn how to braid to the scalp. Yeah, I'm a lactation. So I love that. Do you repair locks as well? Yes. Yeah. You add expenditure. Somebody start with thing about that. Oh my gosh, y'all hear this? You know the world. Locks is the thing. Yes, it is. Hey, your son says he likes Target. Hey, mate, don't get canceled on the on the comments now, bro. I mean, I be boycotting it. I don't go there and buy stuff. I just like to walk around and touch shit. You a touch. I do like the kids walk around. I mean, you have some nice accessories. Yeah. And bras. I go there for bras. If you don't know, go there for bras, man. I'm trying, boy, I'm trying to tell. Yeah. Yeah. Listen.
Ingredients Benefits And Skin Safety
What goes into making one of these essential oils? Like, what are your ingredients in there? Because you know, a lot of times people are allergic to a whole bunch of other shits. So, what is the ingredients in here and what is these mainly used for? That's the myth. Okay, so the one that you're hoping was holding up right here is Halo Drizzle. So in here, in here, it has grapeseed, avocado, olive oil, it has tea tree, lavender, and um aloe in it. I love all of it. So the avocado, the grapeseed, and the olive oil are three monosaturated fatty acid oils. They're equivalent to vitamin E. They're the healers. I know we're not supposed to, but they're the healers. That's what you know. Right. So then when you add lavender, so just imagine someone with some irritated scalp, skin, um, sometimes people with eczema, you spray lavender on there, um, and it's calming. It calms the skin. So now, when you say alopecia, something like tea um tea tree, yep. Is um it awakens the hair follicles. So you can use tea tree in so many things. It helps exfoliate and remove dead skin, it removes bacteria. Um, it's a natural astringent. So, and then pepper. So you know her stuff, y'all. Let's say astringent. Right, right. I was just about to say, tell people that don't know what astringent is. A cleanser. A cleanser. Oh, okay. So when you when you think of an astringent that we will buy, like in a store, you got like witch hazel, and what's the other one? I don't know. Whatever. Alcohol. Yeah. So this is a natural one. I don't know how natural those other ones are, but this is natural because this is tea tree is coming from the earth. Peppermint is coming from the earth. Um, so this right here could be used in multiple ways. You could use it on your beard, you could use it on your braids, you can use it as a detangler. Um I use it on my skin because in the winter time it gets really dry. And just spraying a little bit of this so I'm not walking outside greasy. Definitely. It calms the skin and it moistens it. And then the butter, I have fusion with us today. Fusion has lavender and the other um main oils, the aloe, grapeseed, avocado. That one is my favorite. It melts into your skin. I believe it. That's amazing for like she didn't say shea butter. Shea butter is like one of the only butter. It is shea butter. Is it? Oh dang. It is shea butter. You're allergic to it? No, it just doesn't mix into my skin. It kind of just sits on top of the phone. Try that one. Try that one. May I ask um with any of your with any of your products, do you have aloe vera in any of them? In the misting spray. Okay. In the missing spray. No, not me, but I know a lot of people they do, they are allergic to aloe vera or like a cousin of aloe vera. Mind you, it is great for your hair, it's great for your skin. But you know, I mean. So I do that's the only one I have with aloe. Actually, nope, I have a shampoo called Minta. So that does have aloe in it. I love these names. But pure, which is the this one is the prevalent moisturizer. This doesn't have aloe in it, but it has eucalyptus and lemongrass. You use that every day, y'all. Is this working? Well, almost every day. So my headaches. But it's a not only does it help the dry skin. I had a client back in the, well, I want to say back in the day, but a few years back, she has psoriasis of her scalp. And we was trying to wing her off getting relaxers because I was coming out of that that phase, and the psoriasis, and with that, her scalp was healing. She didn't have these little breakouts before she would go and get a relaxer or whatever the case is. And her scalp healed. So um I'm trying to. With psoriasis, because I done heard about psoriasis of the liver. That's in your arm. That's when you got. Is it switching? Is it really swift? It's like inflammation of the skin, but really bad. Stand drift to a home. Like you never see people with the eyebrows that be flaking. Oh, so that's what my manager has because nigga be flaking like some motherfucking. I don't like that nigga. I don't like that. So what's good for the flaking? Pure is great for the flaking infusion. Okay. That's the um right here. Yes. Pure is the liquid oil. That's good for flaking. That's good for a flaky beard. Oh, I see. I've seen it. Flaky beard. I wouldn't have any top beard. Y'all don't like cleaning out beards. They don't moisturize up under their beard. They just leave it. And then the skin starts. What you do? You don't like this? So um, I know this is something that you want to leave to your children. Do you feel like your children are as passionate about the business as you? Or do you feel like um it's something you have to like kind of guide them to love? Um, I feel like with my kids, it's it's embedded in them. I do feel like they're gonna take it, but take it to another level. I mean, because my- I was looking at videos. My daughter was, she had to be like six. This was before my son was born. She was passing out flyers with me. But she was the more I want one. And then my son, he was two-year-old, two years old, bagging up bags. I remember we had an event where we had to do a thousand swag bags. He and my daughter was bagging the bags up and he was two. Start them young. Start them young. So I definitely feel like they're gonna take it, but they're gonna take it to another level and they're gonna put their spin on it. Because it's a it's a family business. What ingredient have you used in the past that you have realized does not work for the African American people? Like it's like for the niggas. It's it's just it's not compatible. Okay, so one oil great to cook with is coconut oil. But I do not think that is for every black person, every not even you can't just it's not for us, it's not for our skin. It dries it out. It don't even matter if you got oily skin, dry skin combination, coconut oil, for some reason it it gives that glow, but you need to add another carrier oil or another oil with it to make sure that it's gonna do what it's supposed to do. You can't have coconut oil by itself. So I say no to coconut oil for the body, but great to cook with. Do you mix any um like breast milk with your breast milk? Nah, because they say it's good to make your hair grow. That's what they say. They do, they do. I swear to god. So where's she getting it from now? Right, because I have breasts. I mean, shit, it's areolas everywhere. Oh they do. No, because there's no breast milk in here. They wholesale breast. I mean, they do sell breast milk for people that can't produce make it feel good. I mean, because like a shelf life. Most of the products you're using don't have. They don't have a shelf. Exactly. They can stay on. I've had oils from the very beginning when I first started. I still have them. Open them up, they smell good, they feel good, they look good, they're the same. They have not changed. And I started selling the oils in 2017. So I do have a couple where I kept it, but the shelf life, it can last for a long time. So you know, I want to know, I know you had mentioned, you know, your mother and everything.
Grief Rebuilding And Family Legacy
Like how tough was it for you to actually get the motivation to say, hey, I'm gonna go ahead and continue this, you know, without her. How tough was it for you? Crazy. Without getting emotional. I know, I'm like, oh um it was hard because I went through like a whole year. It's okay, it's okay. Where I shut down. Okay, I said I was gonna do this. She's still here, she's with us. Take your time, girl. Not sure you need a shot. I'm saying yes for her. So I went through a whole year where I shut down. I sold all of the product that we had, because I'm like, I cannot, I'm grieving, I cannot touch a new bottle of oil. I cannot. I had to heal. So it took me since 2023 to the beginning of this year. This is the reboot. So the 10th year is my reboot, and I'm pulling it together. Yeah, and by my birthday, I would be back 100, you know, percent. But the crazy thing, I thought, I don't know, we had it all set up to where it could be a one-man show, but when she had poured so much of her energy in love, it was hard to separate from them. But she's still here. When you, you know, go about doing things and you have that uh, you know, motherly or fatherly figure into these things, and you know they no longer here, this is a representation of them. So it keeps you going. You know, so don't I know you gotta take a break, but don't stop because your mother is in every single product that you sell. You know, so you know, don't ever stop. You know, so keep that going. I see. Oh, where where can they like uh like if they on TikTok, they were like, yo, I want to buy that, where can they go and buy some of the products? So definitely go to you gotta find me on Instagram and Facebook, Modish Meek. So my business page, you'll click the link and it'll bring you to every the the purchasing site, it'll bring you to booking sites to get your hair done. Um and even a donation site if you want to send donations. Um, we also do give back to the community. So Modish Meek is just not about oils. We've given back, we've done clothing drives and can drives and things of that nature. So if you do want to donate, go ahead and donate. Um but just go on Moddish Meek on Instagram and Moddish Meek and Facebook, and you'll see all of my information. So for the ones that want to start a business, because I've always wanted to start my uh no lavender business. I just haven't started yet. But what is your because when we gonna do it? We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. My no lavender business. Canola lavender. It's coming. It's coming. It's me and nine business together. It's coming. No, just my business is coming. All right, but what's lavender? Like Jesus. Thank you. What's lavender? Is that a material? I said no lavender. Thank you. What is it? Nothing. Okay, so what is your inventory process? Okay. So to start a business, um, so you have your business plan made out and everything. Okay, so my my first thing I would say is first of all, sit down and figure out what it is exactly you want to do who you want to target, how you want to target it, and then write out your business plan. When you write out your business plan, don't sleep on this for 18 years because it'll never Are gonna happen. Just do it. When people say, Oh, I gotta save up like $20,000. You know, I started with nothing. I felt that. I felt that. I felt that. I started with when we opened our salon, we didn't save any money back. Actually, my car, the transmission had went. So it was like either get a new car or get the shop. So at that point, I was like, if I have to take the bus, whatever, I'm gonna open this business. That's real shit. So my mom and I, we just we just went, we found a place in an actual decent area, but the pricing was good. Um, prayed over it. Prayed over. I swear I went every day for like a week and just pray and pray. I'm like, this is gonna be, this is the shop, this is the shop. And then they called us back and they said it's yours. And that's what we did to to to open it up. And then furniture-wise, so if you I mean you're doing a small thing, like an online type thing. Okay, so inventory-wise, I mean, you could talk to me personally and I'll tell you different places to go. But Google, I looked up all of these different warehouses and who sells wholesale for containers and all of that stuff. So that's what you should do first. I mean, next, look up where you can get the inventory from. Google. Chat GBT be spilling all the beans. Yes, chat GBT for the winning. So uh you do not go on there. I like your voice. Thank you. I support AI. I don't know what you're talking about. And then from there, just just make it one day. Just make it and just post it and just say you're selling it. What they're gonna, but and then somebody won't inquire. Our first event, we did no marketing. We actually had to do an event at my mother's job, no marketing. It was the Christmas fair. Mind you, the bottles was like huge and they were selling for ten dollars. We made $800 that first event, no marketing. Technically, that is marketing. It's experiential, face to face. It's experiential. The marketing itself is like you're giving the person the experience as they're there. They're there, you're telling them all about the product and everything, you're showing them so they see it face to face itself. That is marketing. Okay, your ties experiential. It's crazy. So I say go for it. Don't think about it no more. Just do it. Let's do it. So what's next? What's next for Modest Meek? What what what we got going on next? We got an event coming up. What we got? What's next for Modest
Business Advice And Starting With Nothing
Meek? What's next for Modish Meek? So I will be, so I have relaunched these three right here that you guys see Halo Drizzle, pure, and fusion. So the next set that I will be relaunching is a hair oil caught woke. That's the hair growth semilant. Yes. Whoa. Right. That has that is very good with alopecia. I've had clients from hormonal conditions that cause alopecia, from um even having tension like a braid fall out. It was too tight. So the tension alopecia. Uh, and even from medication that they have from their doctors for their skin that made their hair fall out. I've had clients in the the woke has brought their hair back. Now, the next oil that I'm gonna bring out is poppy butter, it's a shea butter. Um, on the bottle, it has like a little Colombian flag, and that's uh in representation of my kids. My son was actually the creator of Poppy Butter. And Maddie and both of my kids, they are their father's Colombian. So that's in representation for them. So poppy butter, woke, and then the other one is Queen. Queen is a shea butter based um scented. It has like a soft scent, like a kind of like a perfume scent, but it smells so good and it lasts for days. If you use it on your body, I be doing it on the re twists on my clients. So yeah, it's and then um sometimes when people get their hair straightened. I know people like to silk press a little bit less oil and all that. No, but you need you need a little bit of a heat protector. So I just put a little bit and the silk press be good. Yeah. Yo, this should smell good. What what oil should what oil would you recommend to use when you're ready to get like like freaky deeky? When you want to rub your girl down oil or you want to give a nice massage. Like, what oil do you recommend? That's a good question. Well, it depends on what she likes. Like, Queen smells amazing. So, Queen is a good one. And um, fusion. If she got sensitive skin, she needs a massage throw that fusion on. Wait, what's the what's like the base units of like queen and fusion? So the base in there is shea butter, grapeseed, avocado, and olive oil. I put you one? Yeah, I put those three and everything because those are the equivalent to vitamin E. Those are the mono-saturated fatty acid healing oils. Yeah. Want smelling nine? I mean, I do. It smells good. And I don't mind sharing the ingredients. All right. No, don't share the mama's secrets. I don't I don't mind sharing them because nobody knows the recipe. Uh you gonna mix it, you're not gonna mix it how I miss it. Okay, that's fine. I mean, it is, but at the same time, she ain't put how much. Right. Right. And I have to make it very clear because if someone has the allergy, do not purchase it and there's no returns. Like, hell no. No returns. So if you're allergic to it, yeah, too bad. Read read reading is fundamental. It is fundamental. Fuck you and your allergies. Oh wow. Oh, damn. Oh wow, that's crazy. God damn. It be like that sometimes. That is wild. Uh uh, I one more question. What would you recommend for the wig wearing girlies that no longer have edges? Okay, they won't that function. That hurts the nerve right now. So the women that no longer have edges, use woke. Woke is the hair growth stimulant. Woke will open up them hair follicles, put a little bit on it, massage it, and it's gonna grow it back. Woke, wake them up. And you can wear, and these products is not just for natural hair. Like wigs, braids, beards, bodies, feet, face. I had a lady who was using this spray because she had hyperpigmentation. She was using it on her ankle. Oh, yes, and I said your ankle, but you can actually pigmentation on your ankle. I don't know. And she said it helped with the hyperpigmentation. Like on average, what is the like for the hair products? Like, what is the average time you could see hair growth? Well, the lady who had the tension alopecia, it was like two weeks when you saw her hair going back in. But it also depends on you and your body. If your hair grows slow, then you need to take pictures and watch it. If your hair grows slow, then you need to take pictures and watch it. Cause it's gonna grow back. You just gotta watch it and you gotta be consistent. And then so I I say between two months to I mean two weeks to two months, I've seen changes. Okay, it's not bad. See, I ain't been consistent. That's all right. It's coming. It's alright. So I ain't been consistent. Oh, I'm a consistent? Oh okay. Sorry, my last question. Yes, naye. Last question. Let me see you naive. Um, mind you, like what you're doing is something that I wanted to do like back in high school. Um, but my thing is when it comes to like seeing within the market itself and seeing competition-wise, like how do you go about making sure that your product isn't comparable? It's so so the market is so big, right? Oversaturated. Yeah, what is keeping it different? It is natural, it is all natural. Like, if you wanted to eat the stuff in here, you can eat. I can eat the shit, give it to me. Let me eat it. I like the sound of that. I mean everything is oil, basically. Like the sound of that. So but with a lot of companies and businesses, they go to these um these like middleman distributors to make their product. That stuff got chemical chemicals in it and preservatives. Especially rosemary shit. Yeah, and that be making people's scalp itch. Yeah, I forgot what the what the name of it was, but that shit, that shit. It's uh let's start with an A. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that shit had my hair itch. Itching boy. I thought I was allergic. You probably was allergic to the preservatives. Because, like, for sure. When I took a class, you know, trying to create a business or whatever. You know, we had to come up with like a make a model of things, business plan, all that good stuff. Now, it's talked to us, or it's taught to us that of course we have to look at our competitors. So, what I'm truly asking is like, how does it make me different? No, not even that. Well, you are you answered that, yes. But like, how did you go about doing your homework on let's say other said companies that are actually big brand names that are fully natural? And then how did you either take away from what they do, let alone make it your own? Okay, so I look at a lot of big companies and smaller businesses. I had when I started, I want to call this lady a mentor because she told me all the books that I needed to get to research all the herbs. And I had to change my lifestyle, and I went in this direction specifically because of like health issues. So my doctor kept saying, like, because I have asthma, you gotta work with natural products. Okay, wow, okay, cool. That's so funny, right? Right. Let me see if you doing it. Oh no, you're not finished or asking that. Okay, no problem. Go ahead, but I did say what people can. Wait, I forgot what I was saying. When did this asthma? Oh, yeah. When didn't you get a mic? I gave it to them. So I went in this. You were answering a question, guys. I forgot okay. So what about asthma? But what was the question? I forgot. She was saying literally, I'm just asking generally how did you take from whatever other company big or small and made it your own. So every advice that was given to me from the locals, mentors, other hairstylists, other business owners, I took notes and I sat there and looked at all them notes year after year after year, and I I did want to see what made me different. Shelf-wise, what I took from all of them and what their products look like, and it was a bunch of colors everybody had. I said, I just want to keep it simple. Black and white, black and white. Keep it simple, stupid. Keep it simple, keep it simple, stupid. And that stands out. Can you say spill all the beans? What was uh spill all the beans? Thank you. What did I say that? Yes. Uh hi. I was just noticing uh the way you were speaking about your product. Yes. Uh just wondering, do you also cater to the uh male demographic? It's your unisector. Yes. It's unisects. This is a unisec product line. And most of my hair clients are mixed. Okay, no, no, no. It's not. I'm getting somewhere. Do you have products that uh help smoothen the uh ball area? Oh wow. But what's going on? Right? Right, right. Oh, oh, so you don't have to be able to do it. In the interest of uh maintenance, do you have any products that you know tend to the skin care underneath and make it a little no a little more smooth for uh recepting? Young niggas just need to expoliate. Okay, so the best the best for sensitive like say smell.
New Products Use Cases And Hair Growth
Sensitive skin and sensitive areas fusion. Lavender is not gonna kill you. Lavender is actually gonna calm the skin. So lavender is good for parts we can't see. But it shouldn't be I I don't know why. I don't know. Did you ask like for balls and shit? That's what you're saying. Right. So why the fuck did you say lavish? Like like ball to taint ratio. All right. Just say balls. Ball to taint ratio. You want that smooth, you want the smooth balls. Right. Okay, right. So what's good that so that's good for make the balls smooth? Fusion. Okay, fusion for the balls. You can use it all over your body. I'm gonna look at that product. Top of your head and the bottom of your feet. Is any of it edible? Yes, all of it. You can eat it, but it's not gonna be. You ate it? I was saying, you said I could eat. I'm sorry. No, this is my dog. Cook with it. You can cook with it. You can cook with it. But I mean, I'm not gonna advise you to eat and cook with it because that's not what the business is promoting. So I'm just saying, for like if I rub the oil on my shorty body and I don't want to lick it up, and I'm just licking on it. She got on. You had rosemary before, right? Want some chicken? Rosemary? You had fire. You had lemongrass tea, right? That nigga ain't had that. Hey, he on, you never had none of that shit. That nigga from the trenches. He from the trenches, he don't even know what that is. Oh lord. What a snake switch, put me down, put me on. Smoke this on switch. Swish, smoke this. Put me down, put me on. Yeah, my final question, right? Huh? Uh-huh. Yeah, we were still on TikTok. My final question to you is um, we got on TikTok. Huh? Got one more question. Go ahead, go ahead, and ask your question first. I was gonna ask what is because um everybody everybody always gives me compliments on my hair and the texture. But um, for me, it's like it's not the same because I'm the wearer. Yeah. So it's a lot to maintain once my dreads hang like past my waist. So I just want to ask, like, what is the what what do you recommend? What is the most essential ingredient for dreads? For philocks. Excuse me, locks, right? Yeah, I'm tripping and I'm from the islands. Whatever you use in your hair philocks, you need it to make sure it had it's in it, like it will detox your skin, your hair and scalp. You need to make sure that it's putting nutrients in, not just sitting there and sitting on the outside of the strands, it's actually penetrating, and you need to make sure that it's not clogging your pores either. Because some people use these oils with all these other chemicals in it, and it's clogging their pores and it's creating dandruff that was never there. So rosemary, castor oil, rosemary and castor oil is perfect. So that's one that's in one of my products called woke. That's perfect because you put nutrients in and you're helping the hair grow, you stimulate in the scalp, and because of the rosemary, it's a natural and castor oil. They're removing um dirt at the same time, build up bacteria. So you need something that's gonna have those three things a bit removing bacteria, dirt, something that's gonna detox, something that's gonna penetrate, and then something that's going to um what's my other one? Penetrate. You just uh help the scale the skin. Yeah. So it's nourish, not nourish, exactly. No, no, just season my chicken with your shit. That's what this nigga said seasoned chicken with try cooking with that stuff. I was cooking with this stuff too. Like before making the product, I was cooking with um rosemary and not castor oil, but we all everybody know the stories of castor oil growing up. I had to drink that when I was in labor. Yeah, once you go in, right? That shit brought me in labor. Yeah, that's not crazy. You chose to drink that. No, no, I did not chose to drink that. My son's grandmother made me drink it. She was like, I want him to come early. Yeah, that's not good. What happened? I didn't know that. Um, my final question for you is like, what is a piece of advice you could give to a young man, young woman uh who wanna, you know, get into this business and start this business? You know, what piece of advice can you give to that person? Um, first, don't hesitate. I know you're gonna ponder back and forth. Don't hesitate. Write all of your thoughts down, do your research on what you wanna come into, whether it's beauty or clothing or whatever. Research, research, research. Connect, network. It don't matter. If if you're gonna have to go sit at a seminar with this person, that person, celebrity, pop, whatever, whoever, sit in big rooms and great rooms and learn, then do it. That's it. Don't think about it, just do it. That's all it's gonna take. And the stuff is just gonna flow. It's gonna flow. Fluid. And my man Stephen A says fluid. Modish Meek, Modish Meek on Instagram and Modish Meek on Facebook. I mean, you click on both of those links and follow. My link to my booking, uh, website, and even um to order the products is all there. Just click it, and you'll find all about modest meek. Modest me. Okay. All right, we was gonna take a battery break, but we're already good. So repeat it. You know when some we know what they say when somebody goes, huh? We already heard you want to repeat the shit. I know you do that to me all the time. Hey, Mace, you still online, Mace. We were supposed to go, but nobody said they on anymore. You can get off, baby. I'm just gonna go see my face. Stay on, Mace. Stay on, Mace. You know, go to bed. Yeah, go to bed. Go to bed. You gotta go to go in the morning. That's real, Baba shit. Go to bed. Good night, Maddie. Go to bed. School is out, ain't it? No, no, no. No, not yet. They got like one more week. They got one more week. Yeah, my kids is out. She in pre-K. Ain't she in pre-K? Next year. I thought you would send me a joke here. Back on topic. Back
Bounce Breakdown Deodorant Price Shock
to the bounce breakdown. Yeah, okay, okay. We are back with the bounce breakdown where we're talking about the drama, the news, and this fucked up world we live in. So my hot take of the week is why is deodorant, why are deodorant prices going up? Who? Deodorant prices. That's crazy. Deorderant. Deorderant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Deodorant. Deoderant. Like an island accent deodorant. Anti-perspirant. A slave is crazy. Between you and let's do that. That's nasty work, B. Even your own people. Even your own people. How am I catching straight? Because I'm on your ass today. Just wait. Just wait. Alright. I don't know why the ordering prices are going up when summer is about to start. Like, motherfuckers are ready to be musty in a club 24-7 just on a regular night. You know what I'm saying? Like, now they really are about to be musty. How much did they go up? Like, what was that? So the natural deordering prices is like $11 now. You fucking must. Like, it's free. You can make your own. What size deodorant? $12 for one stick? Like, what size of deodorant? That's $12. You got different sizes. That shit better last $40. Yeah, what brand? The natural deodorant. So the different sizes of deodorant. Yeah. Like, yeah, what's what brand? What size? So regular stick, you know, like the no-brand sticks. They like five, seven dollars right now. You lying? Um the name brand, like Dove and all that, that's like seven, ten dollars right now. Then the natural shits is like twelve dollars. Okay, I believe that. I believe that. I love the natural donors. Yeah. What's your favorite brand? Them natural shits got no smell. I was about to say that it got no smell to them. I swear to God. It's white. Niggas got a real good coconut. It's more like vanilla. Yeah, niggas already musty. Like, why y'all not? Decrease. Decrease. Decrease. That's crazy. Niggas already musty. Oh, I'm not. They need to start cleaning their arms with lime. As long as you're not dehydrated, you don't stink that bad. Shit, my sister don't use the order. She used just lime. She used lime. Yeah, you clean your arms with the cycle. She used lime. I mean, I just citrus, yes. Yeah. Oh, lime? I thought you were talking about like the powder lime. She used lime. Yes, that does work. Yet you're not supposed to use it like just like the lemon and appeal itself because it's very aesthetic. It'll fuck your skin up. Anything squeeze the juice, put in a little spray bottle, mix it with a little bit of water, spray that bitch on in the morning. It worked. It worked. Lime. Lime work, yeah. Yep. Yeah. That little tea tree, too. And even um, like Himalayan salt. That works. Yeah. That shit worked down there too, right? You can put that down there. See that lady put that shit down there. Yeah, yeah. Put that shit down there. So they're giving y'all tips so y'all won't be my. Tic tac ladies back. Yeah. Lemon and water. Tea tree water and lemon. I don't think a little body oil on the colour. I don't want to see none of y'all musty motherfuckers in the club. Why you close your eyes? They don't be there. I don't mean to be able to do it. Close your motherfucking eyes, dude. They're gonna be there. You're gonna see the musty. I'm telling you. Sometimes you can see it. Sometimes you can see that shit. See the musty. Shorty walk in the club. Oh, I can see the must on her. She must be fucked. Yeah. Wait, what does a musty girl look like? What does she look like? Look, y'all don't even know. I had I had a couple images passing me. Regular bitches. What does a regular bitch look like? I don't even know how to explain her. I don't even know how to explain her. All right, that's not too far my time.
North Carolina Abortion Bill And Voting
Alright, so there is now now a North Carolina bill would classify abortion as first degree murder. Damn. Which was introduced on May 13, 2026, by Republican rep Keith Kidwill. Republican. That's what I said. I was repeating what you were saying. Republican. Oh, okay. The House Bill 1232 defines life as beginning at fertilization, meaning will be identified as an individual person and will be product protected from fertilization until fertile natural death. Do it matters. 1232. They said fertilization. So like when it hits the egg. Yeah, they went down. They went down to the. They do. So 12, they they make you wait till 12 weeks. But if this bill passed, you got into that that goddamn sperm hit that egg. But that's that's nearly impossible. Like, how are you gonna know that? Like let's say you take a plan B that should be. Meaning that you can't do no abortions no more, basically. That's what it sounds like. That's that's what it is. Abortion cleaning is probably gonna be closed. I heard it's real hard right now. Not right now, but like I've heard that it's very difficult to get an abortion anyway within the last year or so. Like out here, that it's very hard. I mean, they're not close. That's because people aren't having babies like that. I know a couple bitches that go every other week. Significantly need to be soon. Yeah, I know a couple bitches that go every other week. That's pretty. Snip, snip. You don't fucking know. I mean, what is gentlemen gonna do now is peep, you know, they're gonna procreate and these lot of babies gonna be left abandoned. A lot of babies gonna be, it's gonna get that's not gonna be well for a lot of uh parents and mothers and that's why it's important that you go out and vote for your house representatives. For your house representatives, yeah. Yep. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They said when what was this bill supposed to uh pass or go into play? Wait, hold on. June 13th. Okay, so the bill also states that any person has any person has the right to defend his or her own or the life of another person's use, even using deadly force if necessary. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. I get what you're saying about that. They could stop it. It's gonna be self-defense. That's not going in there and beat your ass. Since they're calling the the the goddamn baby that's not even here yet, that's basically just the egg, the goddamn whatever the fuck the shit is. Oh Lord. It's just gonna be there. Lord, that's it in your body, not even a baby yet. Fetus? I mean the fetus. The fetus. The fetus. So with that being in you, and you were trying to go kill it, you're you know, someone's gonna deal with you. They can shoot you. Now, why don't you kill me and the baby I was trying to kill? Okay, where did you get this shit from? Like, is it? But but now it says now if any attempts to use force against medical providers or patients will still be prosecuted under assault, homicide, or harassment laws. So far, like is this shit real? Or is like a parent? No, it's really real. Like I literally got that from the um natural bill itself. I run it from the bill. This shit is this and this is all coming from the Republican Party to implement. And somebody said in the comment that it looks like good save, good save, Luz. I said it was gonna fall for a minute. We both don't. We jumped part of shit. TikTok, y'all saw that? No, y'all ain't seen it. No, because everybody on the camera is gonna be like, yo, what the fuck happened? Good cash, Luz. I said it for a minute. You done saved your life, man. Yo, no, because it was the way switching on. But he looked in this way, and I'm like, don't fall. I know, it looked like it was bobbling too. I'm weak as hell. But they were saying that the man looks like his life was he was forced to live his life. He didn't he didn't actually be here. Yeah. That's what we're doing. So what's the what do you what did we have the miscarriage? That just not the same. Yeah, it's not the same. I mean, this is this is not gonna be if if the bill is not yet, but it'll be placed on a 2026 ballot, and if passed by voters, it'll take effectively January 1st, 2027. I don't think it's gonna go. Which gives y'all niggas enough time to start using condoms and know how to fucking pull out. God damn it. The pull out method doesn't work. You can still get pregnant by the pre-com. It ain't worse, it just don't work for most niggas. Yeah, the pre-comer. You can tell when you coming. You can tell you can't tell when you're pre-coming. Right, that that pre-coming doesn't work. You can't tell shit when it's good. Some niggas some niggas can keep going. I'm niggas. You feel me? My take is It's like a nigga getting what? Keep going, quite a bit. All right, okay, moving on. My take is this. Uh-oh. I feel as if they allowing, well, if they do pass this law, y'all know how you have like every other type of shit that kill off like the human race, like the the whatever the fuck the bee shit was, the bird flu, then you got fucking COVID. It's gonna be some another way of some. That damn henna virus. What's the bee shit? Hannah virus. I didn't, I was just telling them that the population is low. Like our chicken. Women are not having children because now they know they don't have to have children. And I feel like I don't want to go too long. We're aware of it. Yes, yes, yes, yes. All right. All right, so y'all, we're not done with children, y'all. We're not done with children. Oh Lord.
Child Support Custody And Hard Truths
So Blueface made a statement saying that if a parent needs child support, then maybe they shouldn't have they shouldn't have primary custody of their child. And he argued that the parent who can financially support the child for the best should have custody instead. Absolutely. Saying a couple thousand dollars a month isn't enough to complete change somebody's situation. And I'm gonna disagree with that because if we give the kids to their fathers as primary custody, most of these niggas cannot raise their child full time. They don't know how to raise a child full-time, they're not gonna know what the fuck to do full time. And I'm just gonna say that. Damn. I'm just gonna say that. I don't got that problem. Yeah, I mean, I ain't got no problem. I ain't gonna say that. I say most niggas is on child support. She said nothing. Not most, but a good couple, a good amount of niggas is on child support because they just don't want nothing to do with the child. Yeah. I hate child support. I'm sorry. I hate child support too. But I don't, not if it's feeding the kids. If it's necessary, then child support is necessary. If it's feeding the kids. Because child support is for both parents to contribute contribute contribute contribute. Oh, find it. Financial and not to see who gets primary custody. I mean, I do think I do think the person that makes the most money should have primary custody, but that doesn't necessarily mean that. That they can take care of the child, right? Blueface is not fit to take care of no goddamn child. Who? Blueface. Blueface is financially stable. Financially, but emotionally and physically. Fuck no. He's apparently financially stable. He was just in jail like six months ago. I mean, what we see from Blueface is surface level. We don't know this nigga enough or at all. That nigga crazy. Based off what we see to say, hey, you know. So I can't never judge. I mean, we can only judge by what we see. You know, so Blueface could be an exceptional father behind closed doors. We don't know. So just leave that there. Somebody give me give me and Jazz some liquor. Please. Because y'all just don't know shit. Me and Jazz looking around, like, what the fuck is going on? All right. Taylor port. Alright, yeah, he got tailored. Get us some tailor. You over there just holding the liquor. Like pass the bottle, nigga. You over here striping a big thing. Hurry up, so I could double some feathers up. Hurry up. That's my last one. I gotta ruffle some. Taylor Port is grape henny. I'll take some of that. I need a cup. Somebody give me a cup. Take out the cups. Let me let me get a cup, Seven. I thought the cup. Did I get it? Back to the topic. Bring the whole thing. The way you was talking about the kids, right? I feel like as a as a mother or a parent, and nowadays, if you want to have kids, just be prepared to raise your kids by yourself. Yeah. That's it. Yeah, because these niggas ain't shit. I mean, not to say it like that, but if you're gonna have kids. That's it. And it's not to say he's not shit or she's not shit, but if if you're a man and you seeding something up, just be prepared that you might have a kid. And the same for the woman, don't be trying to pin it on the dude or whatever your case scenario is. Just be prepared to have that kid and take care of the kid. And don't be doing all this. Responsible adults. Y'all ready? Y'all ready? I say my best for last. Oh lord. The best for last because I'm gonna ruffle some feathers up, man. I'm gonna ruffle some feathers up. Okay. Okay. Cause y'all know why. Because I don't never give a fuck. Ruffle. Okay. And I would never ever shut up about this topic. Especially since Juneteenth is coming up. You know what I'm saying? Uh oh, here we go. And Whitney's birthday. Hey. Hey. Juneteenth, baby. And my mom's. And Lena's. And Tommy. I forgot Lena. It's everybody's fucking birthday on that day. This is a good day. Yeah. Get to it. Celebrating life and freedom. Alright. So
Comedy Backlash And Dark Humor Lines
as y'all know by now that Tony Hitchcliffe made a joke mocking George Floyd. Fuck that nigga, Tony Henchcliffe. Oh, I thought you saw George. Oh, no, no, definitely not fuck him. I mean the way the sentence was set up. No, that's why I had to say. But that's why I said that's why I said fuck him, Tony Henchcliffe. I'm about to say how the activists say fuck George Floyd. About to say that's crazy. Yeah, no, definitely not. We loved him. We love that man. All right. So Kevin Hart and Tony Henchcliffe had received backlash due to his joke. After staying quiet for a couple days, week, Kevin Hart finally addressed it during an interview on The Breakfast Club. Shout out to the Breakfast Club. Kevin Hart said that Tony Hitchcliff joking about George Floyd was not tasteful to our culture and also explained that Rose Comedy is known for pushing boundaries and making uncomfortable jokes. He defended Tony by saying he doesn't believe Tony is racist and said people wouldn't blame him for jotes another comedian made during a live roast. Kevin Hart also stated that if he acted out aggressively about Tony Tony Henchcliffe's joke, it wouldn't be realistic during a live production. And I said that is straight bullshit. Because as soon as someone mentioned his wife, he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let's never bring my wife into that. But you don't want to do that about George Floyd? That's right. No, we don't know that many. So what? So what? The man died. Like murdered. It got murder. I'm not about to defend everybody that die. But you defended a white nigga. I'm not defending anybody. I'm defending comedy. Yes. But I'm not defending anybody. Because I realistically and truly, I could give two fucks about what goes on in the world outside myself. And that's just me being human. And anybody that says otherwise is a hypocrite. Because you care about what you got going on with your children and in your house and your household and your family. Everything else, out of sight, out of fucking mind. Alright, so Kevin Hart is a sellout. And he literally showed in his interview with the reference club that everything Cat Williams said about him was the truth. You know what I'm saying? Tony Hitchcliffe response was very much showing him how he is and did not once apologize at all about anything that he said. All he said was, I got called a Nancy, gay, racist. I'm none of those three things, but they are fat, ugly, black, Jewish, and that's the truth. He also said that Rose comedy is supposed to be edgy and uncomfortable. But Tony Hitchcliffe is that man that y'all want to defend, though. He is that man. So all I'm gonna say is when if when it's one of y'all family members that gets murdered and don't get no justice, it better be that same energy for anyone that defended that man or that man that talked about George Florida. I think seriously, somebody gonna talk about my daddy on a roast. Or my mom on the road. Right. So if it was your daddy that he made that joke about, you still gonna laugh? I didn't laugh. I mean You said you would have laughed. You remember you said we gotta put that clip in. She said I would have laughed if I still. So would you still would have laughed if it was your father that he was talking about? I chuckled at the Charlie Kirk joke too when he was talking about. But look, would you still would have laughed if it was your father that he talked about? I would have chuckled if it was funny. Because I get dark humor. At the end of the day, when you start to become too sensitive, you start to attach everything as a serious thing. So that's really how people get desensitized to shit. Because everything is serious. Everything is let's go and off with their heads so that when something actually fucking happens, it goes over niggas' heads because they're reacting to all the small shit. People are reactive realistically. If it's not that serious, it's not that serious. If I felt like the man was racist, fuck am I gonna do about being upset that he's racist. I it like you have to be realistic at some point in time. Like everybody can say, let's boycott him, I don't support him. Kevin Hart is X, Y, and Z. That's your opinion. You're entitled to it, but fuck you. We don't care. Well, I don't care. And like I said before, it was my bad now. Like I said before, it was uh Uber divided between people with dark humor and people that don't appreciate dark humor. I think what when Kevin Hart did the interview on Breakfast Club, I think what people was looking for or from Kevin Hart was to acknowledge that he went or um he he went above below the belt. Yeah, below the belt. That's what they was wanting out because Mojo Brooks went on and said he was there. He was like, you know, that's Tony Hedge. What's his name? Tony Hedgeclip. That's that's what we know him for, but he did acknowledge that it was below the belt. You know, I think that's what everybody was looking towards Kevin Hart to do. But on Kevin Hart's um POV is like, yo, this is a lot of production, you know, the money's behind him. So he felt like it was something because it's a roast. So it was something, and knowing what that guy does, it was cool. But to us, the black community, it's not cool. And we was looking at Kevin Hart to say it wasn't cool, and he didn't say that. So uh that's where the divide is at with with that. Um, I also said it's not his job. He said, he said it's not his job, and he also said, I didn't say it, I didn't say it. So he kind of deflected it or the negative, you know, comments he's gonna be. And he has yet to defend it. He's defending comedy, he's not defending what he said multiple times that the joke was distasteful. Like it kind of gives what more do y'all fucking want? Like, you want him to be outraged, you want him to flip tables, you want him to start boycotting shit. If that's what you want, you want this man to throw away his career for how you feel about a joke. It's unrealistic. It's unrealistic. Well, um, go ahead now. Um, what I was gonna say is I agree with Lex as far as like the first half of it, as far as the first half. The first half, because she said a lot, like she said two parts, honestly, and I'm getting to it. Thank you very much. Honestly, okay, boom. From her explaining as far as people being too sensitive about shit, okay. Right, I agree about that because think about back in the day comedy and shit. Whether the joke was funny or not, goddammit, people laughed or people disagreed about it, and that was it. Even with like little things today, everything is so much social media lost or looked upon a certain way, to where it's like, all right, everybody has an opinion on something. But it's like sometimes, bro, okay, your opinion is your opinion. It doesn't have to be like, oh, my opinion is my opinion. Now I feel this way, so this person has to be blocked because of this, or this person has to da-da-da. You know, you shouldn't be fucking up nobody else's career just because you feel type of way. Just if you don't like it, all right, elsewhere it is. I just think that he should have just like Mojo Brooks said again, he was like, he was doing so good, he didn't need to say that. You know, sometimes he's he felt like with some comedians, you know, when they was doing it, they was kind of off and they needed to say something over the edge to get people to react to something. So he was like, he was doing so good he didn't need to say that. You know, so but but that's I mean, and and again, everybody in the world today is uber sensitive with everything. Uh I feel I I feel like it was the higher-ups. The higher-ups in the game as far as comedy, they trying to reclaim their um outspokenness because they know how sensitive the world is now. So they purposely did this because they like, nigga, we we coming back. We wanted y'all to get mad because we want to show y'all we don't give a fuck y'all mad because this was what we about to start back doing. Because y'all done dimmed our light with the sensitivity. I got us walking our eggs shit. Yeah, you smart, friend. Yeah, I don't know. It gets a little tricky sometimes. I mean, wholeheartedly, he could have done like Will Smith did. He could have reacted emotionally like Will Smith did, and he could have got canceled. He'll look at all that. Then what? Where are the people like? Come on now. You could have got he could have got canceled, and then what is everybody gonna say? Kevin Hart stood up for the people. Now he broke. Right. What the fuck? Well, I don't think he'll be broke, but he don't think they can broke. No more Netflix specials. He ain't gonna never go against the machine. Where's he gonna do? Cheat on his wife. Uh I don't think he's gonna do that either. We don't know what the hell they're doing. Wasn't he caught on top of somebody experienced back anyway? I digress. I don't know. Anyway, Kevin Hart had a lot of things. It's still fuck that nigga Tony Henchcliffe. Juneteenth coming up to all the black people. That's it. Hey, that doesn't matter. Black Lives Matter. I'm like mama. Power to the black. All right, what would you do? So, what
What Would You Do Get The Number
would you do if y'all familiar with my what would you do is my what would you do is are normally accounts that I went through, that I saw, or somebody else went through and I told. So this one is what I went through. And it's a it's a it's a funny one. It's nothing, you know, I don't want to introduce y'all too much into my tragic lifestyle. I know that's right. So this is, you know, again, my what would you do is go both ways, male and female. So what would you do? What would you do if you're outside? You're on a stoop, you know, ladies with your girls, niggas with your niggas, you're on a stoop. And um you see, you know, you see a young lady, ladies, you see a young man, and you're like, damn, you know, and they with their parents, right? But you like, damn, they bad. Yeah, they with their parents, you know, but you you catch eyes, you you want to holler at them so bad, but you can't because their parents is there, their parents is there, you know, but you know, you know how sometimes you give somebody that look, they look at you back, and you know, yeah, that connect is there, but that was there, but you couldn't do nothing because the parents are there, right? So what would you do? What would you do if you know that you want this person badly, the parents is there? And this is like obviously the only opportunity that you are going to see this person, and you saying to yourself, I gotta get this person number contact. And mind you, this is a time of no social media. So take out social media. So, what would you do? How would you get that person contact if they with their parents and you want them badly? What would you do to get that person contact? What'd you say? Where we at? You outside, you outside on the stool. What year is that? Outside on the stool. Is this a time frame where social stoop? Like outside my building on the stool? Yeah, you outside your building, you on a stool. Alright, so boom is so boom. So if I see them coming, right? Huh? If I see them coming towards me, or whatever, I'm on the stool, I'm gonna run down on the girl, like the parents. I know I'm I mean like I I don't mean to bother y'all. My fault, my fault. I'm looking at the girl, I'm gonna look at the girl and be like, man, I I'm I lost my phone. I'm trying to find my phone. Can I call it real quick to see if it's out here? I'm gonna call her phone. Now I'm gonna call our phone with her phone. I'm gonna text the listener, guys. Can I get back to my phone? That's not what I feel like that way. Oh, I'm gonna fake a seizure. Fake a seizure. They gotta take me to the hospital. You was doing good, friend. You was doing good. Yeah, good. Let me get in there. They're gonna feel sympathy for me. They're gonna check on me after that. All of that. Okay, so you're gonna fake a seizure. Or or or just I lost my phone. Or she's gonna call her phone. Okay. Sounds crazy. Who else? What would you do next? How do you know her name though? No. I'ma call her phone. You feel me? I'm gonna text her like all your phone with the person's phone. Oh. Oh my Jesus. Um I personally, I personally would have to take an L. It's very hard to approach people when they're around their parents. Um just speaking for myself, I I do not do good at approaching people in public, like, like to like speak to them, like to, you know, I don't, I don't do well at all. Um if I if I'm drunk and I'm not thinking about it, then I just talk to them. But I could do that. Like if I'm drunk and I'm just talking to them and she looks nice, I could do that, or he looks nice, I could do that. But realistically, if you're with your parents or if you're a female with a group of girls, I ain't doing it. That's a dead mission. Dead mission? They're gonna let that go. I'm gonna have to let it go. She ain't that bad, or he ain't that bad. Well, they that bad. They're a looker. They're a looker. Nothing that bad for public humiliation. Ain't nothing that bad for public human. I'll be running down on mamas when they with the kids. I don't know. No games. That's crazy. Oh, she got a kid. Who got the one? What would you do, Lewis? You got the studio audience, mate. What would you do? Hey yo. Already did it before. Were you successful? Hell yeah. You gotta be bright on your feet. You gotta be quick to think. And boy, you better be good with your shit. What did you do? I'm circling the block. Circle the block. Yeah, because motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? Like they they well, you don't want to follow them and shit like that. Like you got a peep game automatically. So you already know what the Steel Low go for. Was what's really cracking around the block. Yo, you got a motherfucking, yo, put your name. Cause you already said from before, so I don't even know what he was talking about with going to go ask her, like call my phone. You said it was no back in was no no no phones and shit. Bro was phone, but no social media. No phones, no social media. All right, well, he he he got a slide with that. He was slick with that shit. I got I couldn't even talk that. But from my own experience, I'm circling the block. Like, if we we in the streets like that, like I'm circling the block. I'm gonna put my name on the on a uh I'm gonna put my number on the on the paper. I'm gonna circle the block though. Like, you know, you know what I'm saying? Like you'd be like, oh, you know what you walk over to walk by and shit like that. You already got the eye contact, so you know come on, how you gonna give her the the the the paper with the phone? You gotta squeeze past the parents because you know she walking behind. So you gotta squeeze past and be like, yo, if you like you gotta be like you know, slide, you know what I'm saying? It's like a drug deal. That sounds good when the parents is there. Like, nah, cause you because who the fuck is you trying to do that? Nah, cause the dad is walking with the mom. You know, the mom has got the dad preoccupied. She walking behind, even though he's trying to be a big thing. There's no preoccupied. The the parents is there. They they they tight on their daughter, they watching everything, they see a whole bunch of niggas there in reverse. They see, you know, they so it's you can't get away. That's why that's why that's why you gotta escape away from the niggas. You already got a peep game, so you gotta go up like a couple blocks and just walk back towards. Okay. They're gonna be walking in a diversion of that. You gotta slip through and pass to the number. I did it before. Okay. Stop playing with me. Okay, okay. Stop playing with me. I'm gonna do it. But what you gonna do, Jazz? Um, parents love me. So I'm gonna already just start sparking a conversation with mom. I'm gonna just be like, oh my god, I love your outfit. You look so cute, those bright colors. I'm not even gonna address the man. I'm gonna just say something to the mom, and she's gonna stop. We're gonna start talking. She's gonna be like, you are so beautiful, darling. Are you from here? And then, you know, after a while, I'm just gonna be like, well, you should keep in touch or whatever. I'm gonna be like, how old are you? And then I'm gonna start talking to the son. How old are you? Oh, yeah, we're the same age group. We should exchange numbers and get together. That's because you just slide them the business card. Yes, you're at my mom, you see my face. You know what I mean? Anybody else one more person? Anyone else? I say slide them the business card. You ain't got no business card, you're a teenager. Are we teenagers? Yeah, we want to be kidding. I don't think you did not say that. I didn't say that, but you you used your kids. You kind of assume it wouldn't work. Yeah. I mean, if you're grown as both, but yeah. I mean, but you want to be respectful, still. But your idea was yeah. Anyone else? One more person. Nobody else? Okay. I know Seven said he wanted to say something. Okay, Seven, last person. Huh? We gotta go. We gotta go. What the fuck? Next thing, next thing. Oh shit. Like, what the fuck happened? What would you do, Seven? Honestly. No, you know, this tape would have been everywhere. This tape been everywhere. Might well throw it away. It's been five seconds. Yeah, you been. Five seconds. But no, like, as a man, like, got to know, like, the best time to shoot is when they they watch her. The mom, dad, that's equivalent to the best friend, like, when the people the people that they care about you most around and you got the balls to shoot, nigga. Switch. I'm like, that young man was so nice. He was so respectful. Well, you better go, you better do something. That's the time to do it. You get what I'm saying? Or and then my other one is like, based off reading it, like how you read, you read them, see what you looking at. I'ma say something to the daughter that the dad would have said to her mama. You figure them? Like, you gotta get right in there. Like, you gotta see what you're looking at and be quick on your feet, like Brett said. Like, okay. But then be the opportunity you need to take. You need to take that. Not the motherfucker you seen standing by yourself. Nah. So this is what I did. So I saw, I'm like, yo, I gotta get this. Fuck this shit, right? So I was doing, yeah, it's my story. So I was doing, you know, I was doing music at the time. So in my head, I'm like, how I'm gonna get this shit. So what I did was I was like, two one two three eight zero six zero two six, two, one, two, two. I was looking at her like two one two three eight zero six zero two six. And she called, she looked at you like two one two three zero six zero two six. That was a so I did that, avoided the parents. She called me at you, like, yo, that was so fucking sweet. That's funny. So that's how I got her. Nigga was looking at me. Gotta avoid the parents. I'm like, nah, yo, when her parents walking her tight, like, I'm like, God damn, I gotta get this girl. How am I gonna get her? I just like sitting there and started rapping the number. And she and I was looking at her like two, one, two, two, yeah, zero, three, zero, two, six, like that. And she was like, nah, this is the one. Oh, okay. That's uh that's cool, though. You was looking like uh you was you was looking like Chris Brown off the Yo video. Huh? You look like Chris Brown off the Yo video. Yeah. That's the lob. That's the loud. That's why I had to get it, so that's how I got it. So now what would you do? That's my boy, what would you do if you see a uh a bad girl or lady, you see a bad dude, and you gotta get him. But the parents is like hawking them. There's no way you could get to the to your prize. What would you do? How would you get to your prize? Okay, are we good? Do we need to take a break? He's just washing the TV. K washing the money. K watching the money. Okay, watch the money. I know, you know, people always miss me. I appreciate you guys missing me. I miss you guys too. Uh-huh. It wasn't the same without me. Such a narcissist. No, I'm not sure. Yeah, it's always like, you know, when you had one of the members gone, he's always, you know, void missing. Say what? I'm just talking about me. Oh, damn. Well, I mean, when Jazz not here, I can't say y'all shouldn't hear. But you and Destiny, y'all always here. So I don't know what it feels like to miss you. I'm not always here. You know what? I'm taking the next three days off. Three weeks off. When you ain't been here. Yes, you can. Period. You can sit right here. See what I'm saying? I'm not gonna I'm not gonna miss you because I got to be on nigga night. What's up, freaks and geeks? Um yeah. Okay. If you don't
Triggered Why Toxic Love Goes Viral
know, my name is Lex Raided. I'm gonna be Lex Ray. I'm the people's champ because I say the shit that everybody is thinking. And this is triggered. Yes. And tonight we need to talk about how toxic relationships are being romanticized. Like there's some type of deep love story. Because somewhere along the line, people stopped wanting peace. Now everybody wants intensity, chaos, obsession, jealousy, possession, and people keep confusing emotional instability with passion. The reason why I wanted to talk about this topic this week is because I recently watched the movie The Crash on Netflix. Has anybody else seen it? Yes, I'm in the whole rabbit hole on TikTok. Ooh, I gotta watch that. It's good, it's good. It's a movie or a series. It's a uh it's a movie. It's a document. It's like a documovie. Um, crazy thing is, is I watch YouTube videos on like um police interrogations and body cams and all that stuff. I watched that when it first came out and didn't realize that that was the same video until like certain. Did you just watch that YouTube? Oh, I'm about to say the crashes with the young lady that okay. I was about to say, I gotta watch that. It happened a minute ago. Yeah. So it really made me, it really made me think about toxic relationships because everybody keeps asking, how does somebody get that attached, that emotional, that reckless over another person? But honestly, a lot of people are a lot closer to the mindset than we want to admit. Not necessarily the actions like running a car into the wall, but the emotional thinking behind all of it. Okay. So I'm gonna shake the table a little bit because uh some people don't want to hear this, but I'm gonna be honest. People don't normally, or not all people, but people don't normally want love. They want emotional ownership. That's just being honest. Uh, and there's a difference between the two. Love says, I care about you. Ownership says if I can't have access to you, I lose control of myself. And social media romanticizes that shit consistently. People will call something toxic while secretly wishing somebody felt that intensity about them. Crazy work. And psychologically, this comes from attachment issues. People with anxious attachment styles often tie their self-worth to relationships. So anxious attachment styles come from abandonment issues when you have parents that maybe aren't present all the time. If you're one of those kids that parents got a divorce at a young age and one always is making promises but doesn't live up to it, it it makes rejection feel sad. It feels threatening. Like losing a relationship means losing yourself. And that is why some people spiral. So have y'all noticed how um normalized emotional dependency has become in dating? To where it's like we'll have a crazy breakup, somebody will break something, somebody will throw something, and then later on come back to each other, and I love you, and it made you guys stronger. Why is that normal? Realistically, it's because social media has made it worse than what it actually is in real life. Because people now compare their relationships based on intensity instead of health. And if somebody is calm and emotionally stable, people are calling it boring. But let somebody spam call you, cry over you, fight over you, threatening over you. He loved me. Now suddenly they really love me. No, that's dysregulated emotions. Absolutely. And that's the psychology of the entire thing. Because at the end of the day, you have to ask yourself, when did peace become less attractive than chaos? So look at what people post. Wait, hold on, say that again. When does when did peace become less attractive than chaos? It's a real question. I ask my, I mean, I ask myself that question all the time when I look at some of these relationship goals online. So people post stuff like, if they wanted to, they would. Nobody loves harder than me. I'll crash out over mine, toxic but loyal, obsessed with you. Like, why are we glorifying emotional instability like it's romantic? Some people are not emotionally attached, they're emotionally addicted. They like that little bit of dopamine that they get anytime they get put in a situation where they're yelling and screaming. I've had niggas tell me that they love toxic women. Yeah, it's more exciting. Swishlight toxins. I'd be like, how do y'all ever make him? It's like a drug. Because remember a while ago, I was talking about dopamine, and dopamine is the most addictive drug because people will do stuff for a dopamine hit and they don't even realize what's going on in their body chemically. Dopamine is like what releases right in the back of like your penal gland. I think it's penal gland. Like the happy feeling. Yeah, and you get you literally get dopamine from anything. You can get dopamine from watching a TV show that you like, coloring, reading a magazine. So when you realize that if you do certain things, you start to feel a certain way, you're gonna want to keep doing it. So another thing people don't talk about enough is people are using relationships to fill emotional voids that they should have healed before they started dating. Earlier, I mentioned child abandonment. At least to low self-worth. Like I said earlier, fear of rejection, fear of being alone. So now relationships become emotional life support systems. Some people are not scared of losing you, they're scared of being alone. There's some people that they call what serial daters, where they go from one relationship to the next. With Apple Jacks, then you see them with the next person they got honeycombs, next person they got crossed. I hate them people. They always gotta have something in their bowl. They can't just sit by themselves and relax. And let's be let's be honest for a second. Jealousy. Because people swear jealousy is proof of love, but no, it's not. Jealousy can be normal, yes, but extreme jealousy is usually rooted to insecurity and fear of losing control. And the internet keeps turning possessiveness into relationship goals. We toxic together. That's my person. Nobody else can have them. That's my little shit. Run. That sounds cute online until it becomes manipulation, control, tracking locations, checking phones, emotional breakdowns. And people ignore the red flags because emotional intensity relationships, they like I said, they release dopamine. And that's the whole psychological aspect in toxic relationships. It feels like you're getting higher off the chaos. You're addicted to the feeling that you're getting off the chaos. So, which this is why toxic relationships become addictive over time. I'm getting ready to close it out, y'all. I promise. The crash made me think about how people ignore warning signs and how people become emotionally involved with people that have red flags. Because it becomes somebody, or it becomes, or because it's somebody attractive or charismatic or emotional or vulnerable enough. One thing that she said that stuck out to me was he wanted to fix me and I wanted to fix him. I don't think anybody should be fixed. And I don't think it's the role of the opposite person to fix people. I mean, that's why people seek therapy. But people excuse behavior that they wouldn't normally call healthy, and they call it the halo effect in psychology. It's when people associate attractiveness or a vulnerability with innocence. Um oftentimes people will ignore many of red flags just because somebody is attractive or emotionally convincing or got good dick. Yeah, or yeah, or on the opposite side, a lot of them. A lot of a lot of a lot of men will overlook a toxic girl and vice versa for for the sex. She got that good, good a lot of people, a lot of people always say, I just want somebody that's obsessed with me until obsession stops being flattering and it starts becoming controlling or dangerous, and by then it's too late. Okay, so to close out my segment this week, I want to say that social media ruin people's understanding of healthy love altogether. Because healthy love is usually consistent, calm, safe, communicative communicative. I feel like I said that. That sounds like communicative. Communicative, right? Communicative. I wouldn't say communicative, I would say communicative, communicative. We're gonna find out the right word and we're gonna get back to you guys because she's wrong as fuck. But how you know? Because I know, but online, healthy relationships don't go viral, the toxic ones do, the cheating do, the fighting. They have a whole show called Cheaters. I still watch it. The crying, the revenge, the cash outs. I can't be a cheater. I'm I'm too honest. That's what gets attention. Do all people think actually like do all people think that chaos and emotional instability is actually healthy, or are they just going with the flow because they want to fit in with the latest trend? So I got one question that I want to ask everybody. Thank you. Without emotional control, relationships become toxic. At what point do you start to realize you need to get out? How much is enough? What is your breaking point? Because they say to women all the time, and I might fuck this saying up, um, enough isn't enough until it's enough for her. Or something like that, to where like a woman will go back to an abusive person because they haven't reached their breaking point. So, what's your breaking point? What is the point where you're like, I'm not doing this no more? Is it situations like in the the sh the movie Crash? Where like somebody's threatening to kill you in a car because he didn't take that sign. Supposedly they were trying to stop her. Yeah, he didn't supposedly, but who puts a car first of all, who puts a car in neutral instead of using the the emergency brake? Ain't that what the emergency break is for? But I digress. I digress. I listen, I'm sorry. I don't want to talk about dead people. I know but what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, is when do you set your breaking point?
Breaking Points Boundaries And Self Respect
Is it something that you set in advance to avoid getting into situations where your life is put into jeopardy, or does something have to happen to you in order for you to be like, oh, well, yeah, that right there is enough? Anyone? Anybody ask me? I'm stopping before it even begins. I have too much discernment in my middle age. I've been single for a long time, and in these years, I have gotten to know myself. I have gotten to know other people. For the most part, people don't have your best intentions at heart. And even if they say they love you, that still doesn't mean that they have your best intentions at heart. So I'm very, very big on like noticing the red flags as soon as they pop up. I'm not dating potential, I'm dating what I see right before me. And that's something that we all need to start doing for real. Can we agree that most people are emotionally dependent? Yes, on their partner. 100%. I definitely agree. I want to be emotionally intertwined with someone, but I don't want to lean on them for all of my emotions. Like I don't want to be dependent on them. I still want to be happy myself, and the the joy that you bring me is extra. What my kids provide for me and what I provide for myself is enough. But what you bring is extra. And a lot of people kind of are like halfway, and then they're looking for someone else to fill them up the other half. I agree. I agree. Thank you. Anyone else? I believe this one out. I believe you need to know yourself. And you won't, and these things won't happen. Like, if you're looking for someone, like you said, to fill you up, you don't know yourself. You need to know yourself. You need to fill yourself up. So and then that will determine who you even have around you, whether it's your a partner, a friend, whatever. You just don't allow certain things into your space. After you get a certain age, you just be, I'm good. Spill the beans. Spill the beans. I I personally feel like when a person is like under the influence, you know how they say, um, something about drunk something tells truth, or whatever that saying is. Like when you're drunk, your thoughts speak. No, it's something to do with you being drunk. No, no, they say um drunk person doesn't have an Uber brain or something. They deny same shit. If if I'm into a uh if I'm into it and there's an argument and you're drunk and you say something. Take it with a meet that's gonna that's gonna stick with me. And I'm the type of person where like I'm not gonna fault you for what you said. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit here and be like, okay, I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna hold it against you, but at the same time, I don't forget shit. Yeah, you take no. I I don't forget shit. And subconsciously, my my body language changes around the person. Uh the way I treat them changes, the way I react to them changes. And it's solely because now my spirit knows that okay, this person said something that was meant to either hurt me or cause me harm. So do they really love me? Right. Because I was raised, and it's fucked up because I was also raised in an abusive household. But I was raised, you wouldn't you wouldn't hurt nobody that you love. But at the same time, people be out here really hurting people that they love and killing. Not even hurting, killing. Killing people in the name of love. You need a mic. And killing people in the name of love, y'all. So if you haven't seen Crash on Netflix, please go see it. It's an amazing Virginia Robbins and beautiful. No, not that. That one ain't better than that one. Skrilla? Yeah. That's the real Crash. That one was good, too. No, we nah. We talk about the crazy. She was a very despicable uh young lady, too. Yeah, she was. I didn't I didn't like I didn't but see, I didn't like her interview that she did like when she was like in the jail. She ain't forget. She didn't not forget. No, she didn't forget. But it's a true story. Yeah, true story. A hundred miles per hour. I I got her story from another um series that's on Netflix called Allegedly. Yeah, and it's a podcast type of style, and they covered her thing. And then I was like, oh my god. So then I went and watched the crash. And what happened? And when I say I've been on TikTok for three days, really like seeing the friends talking and what was going on and all kinds of shit. So it's we could go on it for days, but it seems like whatever was going on with them, they had planned to leave the party, but they stayed until like 5 a.m. They left at 5 a.m. But they weren't supposed to leave. They were just like, okay, we're leaving. So when any of your friends in your circle, we all chilling, we're having a good time, and they leave at an unreasonable time, and it's like, no, y'all good. Like it gave something was going on. Either they were already arguing or something was going on to the effect of like, well, why are y'all leaving though? Y'all don't have to leave now. Everybody's still asleep. Like, y'all don't have to go. And then the black boy, or I don't know what he was, Davion. Davion. He was supposed to get a ride with someone else. But he might have decided, let me go with them to make sure they're good because they might be arguing. That's probably exactly what I'm saying. But don't y'all notice in a lot of these situations is always something that's done that has never been done before. Like when the guy said, he said, Yo, I love you, bro. He's like, that's the first time I ever said that. You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy. Yeah, like somebody said that. Say yes here, nigga. You need to go watch Final Destination. One through seven. I swear to God. Go watch Final Destination one through seven. I say, I'll be knowing. I'll be you too. Me too. I'll be knowing. Let me tell you something. It's a great documentary to watch if you have not seen it already. Documentary? Yes, rest in peace. I don't want to watch those documents. Shut up. It's a rest in peace to both of those young men. It's Dave Yon and Don. And Don. But she she was she was slick like the modern day Regina George. Like everybody at school was not surprised that she killed at all. Except for her friends. The fact that like it's just watching get out of toxic relationships. No, she ain't do that. Like we played this on TikTok every day. It's a lot of drugs that played a part. They was on this, they was on that. No, they weren't because the autopsy came out clean for all three of them. All three of them wasn't no acid. Fuck you talking about. It was machines too, man. But they said that everything came back. So that would have came up in their urine. That would have came up in their blood. Not their urine, because they have it. But their blood. Okay. But my name's lax rated. Yeah. I don't give a fuck how many times I'm gonna say. I missed her. I missed you too. That's fucked up. She said, she said if you were crazy, the truth will come to the light, will it? I didn't even say that. I said I did my job earlier. No, no, no, no, not that earlier. She wouldn't care. She said it wouldn't be the same if anybody and I didn't. That was shots at all y'all. I'm standing on that. I'm standing on the fact that I feel like I missed. See, so take that back, Jazz. But I let it say that. I'm saying that said that I missed her. And she said, whatever she said. You're trying to pull internal beef. Nope. If it don't apply, let it fly. Nope, exactly. That's why she's my girlfriend. Not even. Can't do it. That's great. But yes. Okay, you guys. This is
Words Of The Week Moon Howls Sleepwalkers
the words of the week. That should be long as hell. Sometimes I'm not sure. And this is the segment where we dress your vocabulary in silk and we give it some spice and we make you the smartest at brunch. At brunch. I feel smart at the time. TikTok was TikTok and TikTok. TikTok was TikTok. Okay, so um is my shirt on? The first word we're gonna get into today is Selenaphile. Selenifile. Oh, you got it. I do. Rest in peace. Um the word is spelled S-E-L E N O P H L. I mean, sorry. S-E-L-E N-O-P-H-I-L-E. Oh, you slick today, you know. And it's pronounced Selena Phile. It's a noun. I feel like it has something to do with a disorder or something. Okay, because it don't have nothing to do with Selena. No, I know I know. I think Swish is about to say some shit. And I'm saying that because most of the words that end in file got something to do with like a disorder or an attraction, or not an attraction, but an addiction or some sort. Um so I'm gonna say an attraction to odd sounds. Oh, that was that was pretty good. Um, so this is derived from a Greek word, which means moon, and phio, which is lover. So whenever we hear lover, like you said, I mean, whenever we hear phio, p-h-i-l-e, it does kind of translate to attraction or love for. So we'll say that this person the moon lover. Mm-hmm. Eating ass. Very good. It gotta be eating ass. Moon lover. Eating ass. Eating ass. Eating ass. Eating ass. Eating ass. We're not talking about that type of moon, friend. We're talking about the moon up in the street. Astrology lover. Love eating ass. Yes. Is it an astrology lover or a moon lover? A moon lover. So this is a person who loves the moon. Hey person who loves the motherfucking moon. Selena Phile is the person who loves the moon. Selena Phile. Put that in a sentence. If I was to use this in a sentence, I would say a true Selena Phile, she saved her softest moments for moonlight. And myself, I like to look at the sky. At night, I mean in the daytime it's beautiful, but at night it just speaks to me more. You see all the stars if you're in the quiet. Not where I grew up though. Now to see that. Them loud ass werewolves are Selenaphiles, the way they're looking at that moon yelling. They love and they like, oh, oh, yo, what? Werewolves. Holland they love how to double that for my nigga. What the fuck? Good answer, friend. Good answer, sweet. The next word we're gonna get into today is ululation. And it's spelled U L U A T I O N. U-L-U-L-A-T-I-O-N. Utilation. Ulation. Ulation? Uulation. I swear to God. So the etymology is basically from a Latin word, ulare, which is to to howl. Yeah, it's like yodeling. Holding a perfect note. Wow, yodeling. Holding a perfect yodeling note. Ooh. Smart. Fuck. Fuck. Tongue singing. Tongue singing? Tongue singing. What's tongue singing? When you're in church, talking in tongues? No, it I think it's like it's like yodeling, but you're not pushing the sound. Like, I don't know. You're not pushing the I'm thinking like high. Yeah, like a high pitched or something. Oh! Is it yodeling when you like do the the like the pig calls? So yes, you guys are onto something. Yes. Perfect. Ululation. Ululation is basically a noun, and the meaning is a long, wavering, high-pitched sound, like a howl or a cry. You ever see them damn videos of the women? It's a little country. They like, you need a microphone, but like pretty much they're yelling at husband's name in their mind. I can use I can use it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like I don't know why I think my husband's gonna be named James. I don't know. I've been hearing that name over and over. So Mark James. I could I can use it in a sentence. Okay. Okay. Uh white man. James Jason. Shut up James. He Shut up James. Is it an adjective or a noun? It's a noun, baby. He made a utilation when he reached his climax. I like that one, man. I like that one, friend. Anyone else want to use it in a sentence? Utilation. What about it? That was a good one. Unulation. Unulation. Uhulation. Like a W. Ulation. It's spelled. Uulation. Yes. U-L-U-A-T-I-O-N. But you need a microphone. Not confused with ovulation. Ah, good point. Good point. Listen. I think it's the um the root word is uulare, which means to howl. To howl. Hey, listen, I got one. I need two. Shorty hit that uvulation with some stuff. Oh, that's too close to mine. That's too close to mine. Let our friend go. We always go, y'all. We always go. Okay, let our friend go. Sometimes when my when my dog's having nightmares, she uh she starts So you're late? You're late. I got you. I heard it coming. I was like, I got you. I'm about to say a book. Alright. So if I was to use go ahead, Nine, because I wasn't sure if you was going or not. I was waiting for you, girl. Come on, come on. Before he got shot. Oh shit. Whoa. Damn. Cuba good junior shouted. Or wait, ugly lady. Could I say you later? U yulated. Go ahead. Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! He did. That's a good one. He did, he did. It was at the top of the kid. He did. He did. Ricky. Oh, Ricky. Oh, you talk about it. Oh, remember administer society? Before she cry next, she let out allow you. Yeah. I like that. It's literally the same thing that I said. No, okay, so I would say. No, I don't use it nasty like y'all. But I would say her laughter turned to a wild uvulation echoing through the night like a warning. Like a warning. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Like a cackle. Like a cackle. That's not my last one. Alright. Yeah. No, you feel like it's a good thing. God damn it. It really do be off, but it's okay. I have one more word for us tonight, and the last word we're gonna get into tonight is you have to listen to this one because it's a doozy. It's a doozy. It is what she said. Somnobulist. Oh, I Sob Sabnob. Somebulus. Somnobulous. Somnobulous. And it's spelled S-O-M N-A-M B-U-L-I-S-T. Hey, I'm gonna spell it be champ, nigga. And it's a noun. He really is. Somnobulous. Somnobulous? Yes, somnobulist. I need the root word. Damn. What's the root? Nobody also somnobulistic shit. What does that mean, though? What does that mean? CEO. What does that mean? You gotta tell us what it means. Okay, so the um root word is derived from a Latin word somnis, which means to sleep, and ambulare, which means to walk. Okay, like there you go. See, that was easy. Somularis. A sleepwalker. A sleepwalker. You might have to lead. Yeah, you might have to leave a root word. Y'all be asking for it, so I'll be trying to get it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Leader root words out for me. I'll be trying to like. Nope, nope. I like the root words. Because right now it's on like it's on all-star. We need to put it on Hall of Fame. Okay, so does anybody want to use it in a sentence? I need a couple sentences from you guys. Some nobulous, which means a sleepwalker. Oh, okay. Every time. Every time she climaxes, she makes. Nope, no, no, no, no, no, no, run it back, run it back, run it back. My girl is a synobulous woman. If I hit it right, she's gonna sleepwalk to the bathroom. Wait, wait, she just put the word in the room. Where are the rules that says I can't do that? She can still do that. Thank you, Nye. Good guy, shut up, Nyan. You don't hear that shit. My friend's got big ass brains right now. She looks she looks so and saw my son in a sub sombulistic state. That ain't the word. Subnobulous. Subnobulous state. That ain't the word. Jesus. I got that. My cougar bitch. Oh shit. Looks so synobulous in her robe. No. No, no, no. All delirious. All delirious with all delirious with them areolas hanging out. Fuck you talking about. No. That ain't it. I feel like you use the word. I don't think so, friend. I don't think so, friend. Sleep walking in her robe. I can't give you that one, Swoosh. I'll be cheating. They cheating, though. Somnobulous. Somebody's don't tell me your definition. Son. Som. Somnobulous. Somnobulous. Yes, there you go. Somnobulus. Somnobulous. Put that in your raps, kid. Yep. Somnobulous. I love that. Just be like, yo, it'd be like be like. What I just said. I said um. I said I'm so deep in the raps. Stop laughing. Stop. You told me yo. You throw me yo. You throw me yo. You trying to make a rap and shit. Yeah, yo. I just I just had I just had some, but then I switched it up because you know what I'm saying? Let's do a sentence. I just feel like the pen game is so nice that I'm synobulous to the effects. He sleep, but he's awake. Yep, yep, yep. My shit was off, right? Yeah, I can just kiss you. I felt like he meant like I could do it last year. I'm blackballed. All right, let's not. Let's let Nye go. Oh, nine. Okay, Nye. Police could say the victims of Fred Krueger had a verdict of Freddie Kruger. It's same thing. Yeah, whatever. Fred Kruger. Literally. Damn, wait, y'all let me lose it. The victims of Freddie Krueger were some somnobists. That ain't some nobulous. That ain't somnobulous. Yes. They were. But they were somnobulous. You just don't want to think big. Think big. I was with you. Think big, bitch. Can't give you that either, nah. Smart as hell, but. Okay. So if I was to use it in a sentence. Somnobulous state. Yeah, I think that hurt hers. Go ahead. We ain't too late, baby, before I say my sentence. I was in the middle of the kitchen and I woke up in a somnobulous state. And I say it right. I ain't say it right. Yeah, you woke up, you ain't somebody. So basically, you're the actual somnobulist. Like you're the actual somnobulous. It's not, it's not a descriptive word. So I would say, like a somnobulous, she drifted back to him knowing better, but not fucking stopping. So she didn't stop. She was just sleepwalking right back to the dick. Right back to the dick. Right. Just going right back. So he put it asleep. That wasn't too much. I love you. But that was words of the week. He's gonna look at me. Smell us like motherfucking brunch. I definitely feel smarter. I feel smarter. Yes. Feel smarter? The first two words are my favorite. I don't know about the last one. Some are gonna be late. We hope pot and bars don't put these folk in a sobnobulous state. Let it go, man. Sobnobulous. Let's get ready for pot and baby daddy. Black
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and yellow, black and yellow. Black and yellow. Yeah, yeah. Mag green like ogre. Stretch shit like yoga. Wrap circles round anybody like togas. My tongue is the bronze, always touching areolas. Belly poker when never joking. Mama motion like waves in the ocean. Might pull up in the limb and I test the roaster. Gorilla in the group like Dosa. Oh, a tile life, you would think I hate being sober. Since they smoking doses, same exact color Yoda. 12 free roads, take five that's royola. All four barbosa, nigga greasy like royola. Fuck the plug, be a goin' made plays every store's bitches going and I'm knowing. Say it my day good. They ain't no one. Big back, nigga, when I eat the pussy, call me big back, frightened lip block on the uterus. Like loops with much booter than Zab Judah. Gas boober, DJ Tucker, I back hookers. Brick stop, I never had a book. Don't care what it costs before I double that price. Your flavor loco ain't have nice. Pop on a back door, it backfired. I uh uh uh black iron. Left them on his back iron. Word the Lord kill. I send them for that mountain of Zion. Those two spots, I'm robbing, retired to robbing the race of God, I'm a civilian, not a type of do it for the gods that's locked in buried. Never say free a nigga, I ain't putting on his commentary. Imagine every foe. Circle, you said that pussy was a little area. Man, that's shit a foe. I see a I see that Leroy with no edges. That's the no, no revisor, we the best podcast for do. Dio coming through that bitch like roll, nice row, nice roll like hose are yo. I see where you go. I see where you going with it, but that beat was no. What you said? What you said we going with it, but the beat wasn't no. That beat for him was no. You said the beat for him was you said the biggest. He got a nice flow, Queen. But that beat no. Black and yellow, black and yellow. Who picked the Charlotte? You ready? I'm listening. LBA, salute to my generals. They g already know what fucking time it is. This shit ain't magic. This is fucking skill. When I tell the rift, I know it's hard for y'all to follow me. Exclusive off 302, tricky like trigonometry. Known to drop tools, my lessons in deep philosophies. You couldn't read me with a mass degree in Octometry. Go like a butterfly with a killer beat. Pimmanship, artisan work, writing calligraphy. I salima like him. Say your praise before you get this piece. With happy speech, I run over competition, triad of lead. Don't need a better guard, protection from African. My niggas tend to pop up, advertisements across the beat. The game is tough, somebody control all the leak. Protect the buffer, too many clippers. Rolling shit ain't complete. Happy shit, niggas spittin', high elevation relate to beef. Pully trash, road kill, max on the hundred feet. Heard a lot of talk, most intend to mumble over V. Sorry to be the one to tell you. Irresistible, not your cup of tea. Yeah, this shit be gassed up. Save weighed at the gas beat. Dudes be all pumped up, smelling C. Don't fuck around, my nigga. This shit classy. Half nigga talking. I can do this ass free. Y'all niggas be talkin'. Should have paid a ass fee. Betting off the hands, get you flashed up. Cash free, nigga. I'll put the bag on your head. Cash free. Yeah, shit, snack beat. I don't even do this shit. Off the top, ad-free. Like I said, nigga, put some ocean on the shit too smooth, my nigga Ashy. I came back with it, say full snacks with it. Niggas can't stop, man. Real no snap with it. And I fucked up and I still did it off the top. Now I'll run another one across the block. Nigga, I'll run up on you, yeah. Like a shot. Fuck around, my nigga, put you in a box. Offin' shot. Put the tail in it. They say it's over, my nigga. Get the tail in it. Never fail with it. Fuck around. And I was off the top. Now let's get back to a written. Fuck that shit. One more time. Check my plasha, move saw trying to collect this box. To interrupt my payroll, put a nine in your mouth like a baby bottle. Life give you lemons, but no sugars. Hard to swallow. The box of catch 22 careful. Don't get your mind bogged. Full throttle, pull off and hit the gas before the wheels follow. Get money in any hood. I'll be rallin' with the cobble. Just in case he dogs act up. My shelves he made fava. Empty a whole clip. For the heart mind of the bar code. Texture though, time and be impactful. Cater to the game, get played like Nintendo. Corey ass niggas fix the flow with their mental. Why you lost the limbo? I skick and move a pimbo with the kimbo. Ahead of competitors like a C500 pizza. We shook up bingos. Getting money on my dentals. Swervin through more hoods than them old school of Renzals. I count paper gear, shift changes, lane hit the rezone. Everywhere I take a step, the whole clip won't extend though. Dominic balls, the money, nasty trecendo. I won't drop envelope, money, cartel, cinnolo. Be in the streets connected like a bar with rare chemicals. I can teach you the game, but you gotta listen with your interlope. Ain't just about networking, nigga. Tryin' interlobe. Gotta keep your ears to these streets like a step and smoke. Computer tell it to the game. Fuck out of here. And I still went in. LBS. Hey bro, listen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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