Noadvisory Podcast
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What Would You Do? The Uncomfortable Truths About Modern Relationships
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We dive deep into honest conversations about relationships, potential deal-breakers, and uncomfortable truths that most people avoid discussing in public. Our unfiltered perspectives create both heated debates and moments of clarity about modern dating dynamics.
• Discussing the concerning case of William McNeil being pulled over by police in Jacksonville and the subsequent lack of charges against officers
• Reacting to the bizarre mutated rabbits with tentacle-like growths appearing in Colorado
• Exploring whether confronting your partner's potential side piece at McDonald's is ever a good idea (spoiler: it's not)
• Debating if you should stay with a cheating partner who provides excellent emotional and financial support
• Questioning the ethics of dating a coworker's crush after they missed their opportunity
• Examining the absolute dealbreaker of discovering your partner still lives with their ex "for financial reasons"
• Analyzing whether paying for a friend's OnlyFans while in a relationship crosses boundaries
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Intro and Show Energy
Speaker 1This shit ain't. No, eric. Get on to my shit real quick, bro Swish. You know life, just you know life end and revealing more shit. I'm still staying solid through the whole shit. They beating around the bush. I'ma get it over with they on some working shit. I'm on some CEO shit. You know how I rock. I'm on some ho shit. I'm on some other shit. I think I'ma get it over with they on some working shit. I'm on some CEO shit. I can't relate. You know how I rock. I'm on some ho shit. I'm on some other shit. I think I'm with your bitch, damn yeah cheers.
Speaker 2Y'all just want to enjoy the cool number of the podcast.
Speaker 3You boys it's your girl K it's your boy, swish AC.
Speaker 1throw the dishwasher, nigga, with more plates the sink. If I'm capping, I'm napping, I'm wide awake. Money talk, these niggas ain't got a lot to say.
Speaker 3I'm the CEO of McClain Kane, yeah.
Speaker 2Let's go. You see, how that work. That was more slavadocious. Yeah, we need I don't know what you was on.
Speaker 1I'm chilling, I'm chilling.
Speaker 3He stepped off. He stepped off too many times.
Speaker 1Yeah, too many times it might be in the problem. Type shit, type shit.
Speaker 3What's going on? Everybody what's popping, what's popping.
Speaker 2We got a shout out to my man, DJ Polo what up Lo, what up Lo.
Speaker 3On the boards. Polo on the boards.
Speaker 2Type shit, type, type shit, type shit, type shit, type shit, type shit. Shout out my girl Des, what up Des Ay. Come on, shout out my man.
Speaker 4Sauce what up Sauce?
Speaker 2What's happening, ay, and we got who. We got in the back right here, aaliyah, aaliyah, aaliyah, the regulator, the regulator right.
Speaker 2She came in like don't hold that, motherfucking door it's hot, it's hot, it's hot and regulating these black motherfuckers in here. Take the boy, look out there, he shit. I ain't mad at her, though. Who got right here? He engineer, you engineer here, right. I mean, you weren't here in the ocean, ain't bro? 7, 30, that means he crazy niggas. Oh, he crazy, that's you crazy. Yeah, niggas say 730, I mean he crazy. Sleaze. What up Sleaze Sleaze just walked in the building. What up my nigga, chicago Chi-Town? What up Alrighty man, we got a great show for y'all today. Shout out to TikTok. What up TikTok? Shout out to Twitch.
Speaker 3Shout out to Twitch.
Speaker 2Shout out to TikTok.
Speaker 3We got K's house TikTok. Hey, what up? K's house TikTok.
Speaker 2What's poppin'? Send some hearts and stars and yeah, tap that.
Speaker 3Look, tap that. And that's what the TikTok people be saying. Tap that screen, tap that screen, tap that screen. Tap, tap, tap, tap tap Send gifts.
Meet the Crew and Shoutouts
Speaker 2That's what they send gifts and shit right cents in the bank.
Speaker 3Come on, we need a little $2, a little dub, you know Seven cents.
Speaker 2We just started getting paid on there.
Speaker 1That's good, we got a little one-two mode to come.
Speaker 3A little one-two mode to come.
Speaker 2Seven cents is good enough. We're going to start there. See, as soon as we said money, shit just started flying on there.
Speaker 3See.
Speaker 2Yeah, help us out.
Speaker 3Whatever the fuck y'all doing.
Speaker 8I don't know what y'all doing but we got Hot Topics with K K. We about to get into it.
Speaker 3Ok K K, ok K K. Alright, birthdays for today. We got Dolce Dolce, we got Miss Martin wait, how old Dolce turn.
Speaker 1Dolce turns 27 best female rapper alive currently. Come on Okay, currently, what Currently Bar?
Speaker 2for bar. Who fucking with her? She's okay.
Speaker 3Yeah, she, I don't know who fucking with her bar for bar. I'm going with Meg.
Speaker 2You're loaded from Brooklyn, so I gotta go with Lola.
Speaker 1And I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 3Lola too, lola Fire.
Speaker 1Let's.
Speaker 3I mean Not out rapping don't you?
Speaker 1We gotta be realistic.
Speaker 3This ain't I'll come back to that.
Speaker 6We'll come back to that. We got.
Speaker 3Miss Halle Berry Halle.
Speaker 2Berry.
Speaker 3It's 59 today, she 59.
Speaker 1Still could get it.
Speaker 3Still fine.
Speaker 1Come on, drop the clues, hit her with the. She been getting beat. Lately too, she been getting beat Through the wall. You see how she been posting her new nigga happy, she happy. She just made a status, kinda throwing shots at her ex. I don't.
Speaker 3I think if you happy in your new, you don't need to be throwing shots that means you thinking about that, but sometimes you just wanna shit on a nigga though yeah, yeah, I feel you because, my new nigga is back in. I'm shitting on you. I'm shitting on you and.
Speaker 8I'm letting you know for sure. My man, my man my man as soon as I get him.
Speaker 3Shout out I'm taking applications, you're taking applications. Oh, magic Johnson is 66 today, 66. And you can live through anything.
Speaker 2Give Magic made it Absolutely Anything, 66. And you can live through anything. Give magic mate Absolutely Anything, anything, anything.
Speaker 3My man cured AIDS. Okay, well, he had HIV. He had HIV, but he cured it yeah.
Speaker 2Who's his doctors?
Speaker 3I don't know you that nigga got money you his doctor, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 1I was coughing, oh, oh oh, he was yeah yeah.
Speaker 6He must have had a lot of binges it was more binges than Lincolns it was that money for?
K's Hot Topics Segment
Speaker 2sure, for sure.
Speaker 3We got Princess Love AJ ex-wife current wife. Aj been going on a rant lately.
Speaker 2What's going on, aj and Ray J?
Speaker 4I mean Ray.
Speaker 6J.
Speaker 4Oh.
Speaker 3My bad, I AJ been going on a rant lately.
Speaker 1What's going on? Aj or Ray J? I mean Ray J, oh my bad, I was like what you talking about when I was just in front of AJ, aj we got Ray.
Speaker 3J see he even got me fucking up because he's been going on a rant. Did you see that? Cam Newton interview nah, I didn't see that one listen, ray J is talking to books on the wall talking to books on the wall talking to books on the wall.
Speaker 5He said something about how he turned the mic on how somebody wanted to die up get it together come on this anyways when he was saying how somebody wanted to have a shower or some shit.
Speaker 2Have a. What A shower.
Speaker 5Basically them saying he's the new Diddy. Oh Kaisa, nett, yeah Kaisa.
Speaker 4Nett wanted to have a shower with him.
Speaker 5He wanted to have a shower with Kaisa Nett. He said that On live.
Speaker 1He said it on Twitch. He been trying to get his Twitch list so he trying farm and shit. Oh, okay, he was just in the news though, for you know his little mopeds and his little glasses thing yeah, he making a lot of money off of that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I heard those shits was pretty good though. I heard it was good though. His headphones, the headphones, yeah, the earbuds and shit. He got glasses, ray J and all types of shit. Man, he's just like a serial, serial entrepreneur.
Speaker 3Polo trying to pass it, not right now.
Speaker 1Shout out to Polo man Polo advocating for me. You feel me For me to be able to Smoke my Zion Stuff like that. You feel me Can't do it.
Speaker 2Can't do it. Oh shit, why the mic's off? Lo? What the fuck did you do?
Speaker 1All the bars Test number two Whoa Check, check, check.
Speaker 2Yo.
Speaker 3No, they're not. No, they not Check okay, there you go, there you go oh shit.
Speaker 1See, oh shit.
Speaker 2See what the fuck did you do? Lo, lo we were scared.
Speaker 3We were scared for two seconds. Lo Technical difficulties. He was over there laughing.
Speaker 1Just touch him. Shout out to my boy Lo.
Speaker 3Shout out to my boy, lo Shout out to my boy, lo Shout out to my boy, lo Shout out to my boy, lo Shout out. From last week, though which one what's your sound from last week that you was playing?
Speaker 2oh well, you gotta wait oh, okay, okay, okay my bad my bad
Speaker 3I forgot about it's coming all right, let's get into these hot topics. So our first hot topic is I don't know if y'all seen when the black young man got pulled over by the police, mr William McNeil. He was basically pulled over in Jacksonville, florida, with no lights, during ikman weather and not wearing a seatbelt. So basically what they did was they dragged my man out, bust him up a little bit and guess what? What? The police will not be charged. All police officers involved, per usual, have been cleared and the court is not taking any further actions.
Speaker 2Per usual, I mean, if you look at it. I mean y'all familiar with the story? I'm familiar with it.
Speaker 1He fucked up low key, I ain't gonna lie. He fucked up low key.
Speaker 3He waited too damn late to file a goddamn claim he should never.
Speaker 2He should never close the door yeah he waited forever, half of the story and half of the vision.
Speaker 1He waited forever to even press charges, but why y'all gotta?
Speaker 3put your hands on them. You was like do you know that it is? You know, my favorite line it's these that they be coming over and they I'm talking about be acting crazy with the police. They not getting pepper sprayed, they not getting hit in the back of the head, they not hitting nothing. So why, is it that our black men, when we have to get pulled over? Because I have sons?
Speaker 3and my worst is fear, and it's crazy because my oldest is 16. So I'm having to have that conversation on if the police stop you, what are you?
Speaker 2supposed to do.
Speaker 3And I feel like that's so unfair and it's so crazy in a world that we live in right now. Because having to imagine being 16, your mama having to talk with you I'm so nervous to let you out of my sight because you know he already. Unfortunately he has locks. My baby is 6'2". He's.
Speaker 6Cinderbilt.
Speaker 3So it's like, yeah, he tall as hell. That was that breast milk baby? Shout out to me, Shout out to me, Yo. But you got to have like a birds and the bees talk and then a cop talk with your kids now you know it was the birds and the bees.
Speaker 2That was cool, Like we're a common nigga. But now, nigga, get your hands to yourself, Okay.
Speaker 3If them niggas come, don't even reach for your wallet.
Speaker 1Just put your hands. I feel like, on top of that, taught in the hood, growing up as kids, not even in the hood, just as black kids like the law, like learning the law of the land you live in, the state you live in, learning that shit to the T cause when they know, you don't know it that's when they really gonna get you like they gonna fuck with you, antagonize you, holiday when they know you don't know it. So know your laws, know your laws they need.
Speaker 3Teach that in a curriculum for real. Are you back with them people? Just let them have it. I know that is so much easier said than done, but please do not raise your voice like me just go ahead and just surrender get your ticket just get your ticket tell them okay, and then let's just get get the lord money because, lord, it's too much going on.
Speaker 3My black little boys that are out there watching us, please, please, please, please my black little boys yes please, my black little boys, please act like you got some sense you know, be good black little boys. It's not saying it like that but I feel like lately they've been out of control, like this generation is like really acting up and it's not as like, like that, but I feel like lately they've been out of control this generation is like really acting up, and it's not as like how it was when we was growing up.
Speaker 3Right, well, I'm a little younger than you, but you know when we was growing up, oh shit.
Speaker 2So you know about like a year and a half so you're funny as hell.
Speaker 1I had to throw some shots, all right, um have y'all seen?
Speaker 3okay, what about the rabbits? Y'all seen the rabbits. All right, have y'all seen? Okay, what about the rabbits? Y'all seen the rabbits? That's coming out in Colorado.
Speaker 2Shout out to them rabbits, the baby predators.
Speaker 3Yeah, the baby predators and it's called. What is it called, say?
Speaker 1the P word Say the P word Papalamovirus.
Speaker 3Y'all been practicing that word all day.
Speaker 2Y'all practiced that shit before you went on air because y'all been practicing that word all day. Y'all practiced that shit before we went on air because y'all was over there struggling.
Speaker 3We was over there struggling on that word, y'all was like Papa Moo Moo, papa Moo Moo.
Speaker 2I love it. Do y'all think they?
Speaker 1like lab for him, though, like they making him in a lab and then releasing him.
Speaker 3I feel like one of them fucked around and got out, and they wasn't supposed to.
Speaker 2Who watch Stranger Things?
Speaker 1Y they letting them shits out on purpose. Y'all watch Stranger Things. Yeah yeah, that's that shit. That's some Stranger Things. Rabbits Growing tentacles yeah, you wanna see that shit Out there.
Speaker 3It's crazy.
Speaker 1Pull the picture up.
Speaker 2Yeah, they got tentacles and tentacles, tentacles. And shit growing from their ears. See my home.
Speaker 1My home girl. She fuck with this nigga and uh.
Speaker 2He got a pet rabbit.
Speaker 1I always be be like I be crashing on her about it, so I couldn't wait to send her that post oh shit.
Speaker 2I said to that that's a stranger thing, rabbit.
Speaker 1That's a stranger thing, rabbit oh, you said a deer that shit look weird. It says that's crazy, it's crazy, nah that shit that's nasty, let's turn it into tarantulas. They got tarantulas growing out, that face they ain't even supposed to be out in the wild right now.
Speaker 2I'm going to tell you if I see a rabbit like that in the wild and I'm driving, I am running it over.
Speaker 6I'm running it over?
Speaker 2What, huh? Getting it back, yep, yep. You going to kill dogs, buddy. I got a BB gun. That's crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3That's crazy, crazy, that's crazy, that's crazy. All right, y'all we got. Kelly has pleaded guilty for charges in his involvement in multiple shooting carjacking across memphis. Four people dead, three people injured. During his shooting spree he killed guilty to 28 counts first degree murder, reckless engagement with a daily weapon and possession of a weapon by a felony.
Speaker 2I mean, he actually motherfuckers on camera for four hours. Four hours, what he gonna say? He crashed up that nigga crashed.
Speaker 3He on the camera four hours killing people what lawyer would represent him?
Speaker 2like, listen bro, I ain't even know about that.
Speaker 1I just seen that recently on news. That's crazy.
Speaker 2There's nothing I can do for you, man, all right, yeah, yeah, he probably had a legal aid. He had a legal aid. There's no way you pay money to get a lawyer by this time you're just going to just go get a plea.
Speaker 3You're just going to go out here and but he's 28 counts first degree murdering.
Speaker 2He had to get he had to get.
Speaker 1He got a diss, he got like three life sentences or some shit.
Speaker 2He got like three life sentences.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2He had to get. Yeah, he and I mean you were alive.
Speaker 5He got three life sentences. Three life sentences Plus 221 years.
Speaker 1Yeah what state was it in what state? Yeah, he might as well just hang himself. I'm surprised they don't do the death penalty. That's crazy.
Speaker 3That's crazy.
Speaker 1How many lives he took.
Speaker 3He took four, four lives.
Speaker 2And injured three and injured three.
Speaker 2Damn, he took innocent lives, bro. Like just hang yourself, bro. There's no remorse for you, there's no. I understand you probably got family and shit. His family probably said you know what, yeah, kill that nigga too. That's horrible and they're like but what? I just want to know what's in these guys mind? They need to do like mental tests on these motherfuckers, take their brains and some shit, and now they're testing like what makes you wake up and say I'm gonna go and just Like what kind of shit you got to be mentally going through to think that, yeah, you know what I mean. Like I can't even drink enough alcohol to get drunk enough.
Speaker 3To kill somebody. That's crazy.
Speaker 2Like how Multiple For four hours Four hours, that's four hours, and he was looking. He was hunting for motherfuckers.
Speaker 3Listen, oh my God, listen. Go talk to somebody. You, you are loved, you are heard. Please do not be scared to go and pick up the phone and call somebody. Okay, you do not have to suffer alone.
Speaker 2It is definitely help out here and please don't call Tyrone, he ain't gonna pick up, he's not gonna pick the fuck up please don't call Tyrone.
Speaker 3You ain't even make the announcement about oh, the midgets.
Speaker 2But no, we knew we, yeah, we know we're gonna have our own thing, that was all right, but still midgetscom though.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh yeah, I thought you had talked to the tardy them and they had got it together so we could put it up on the website well, I talked to them.
Speaker 2The the, the king of the midgets, he like he controls on the midgets and he said he gonna bring one next show oh, this nigga is crazy next show is wild King of the midgets.
Speaker 3That's my hot topics.
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Speaker 1I got to get me one on there for real. What, no, we got to actually do some more. I'm going to do the areola one. I'm going to just say areolas, that's it.
Speaker 2Areola.
Speaker 6Listen, ladies, put that shit on there, that's it.
Speaker 2Summertime is coming to an end. Y'all y'all did my man Swish a very good justice on having your areolas out Excellent.
Speaker 1I seen a lot, a lot of nip slips this summer. A lot of nip slips. I did great Yo, you know what's crazy, I did great.
Speaker 3I did great as wild.
Speaker 2I did great as wild Yo. You know what? I don't know where the fuck I was at. I forgot where the fuck I was at. But I was walking. I don't know if I was. I forgot I don't know if I was.
Speaker 1I got titties out, then her friend was like. Like girl. I don't know what, I don't know what it is, but now nowadays, girls is way more comfortable with their nipples and breasts being shown With see-through shirts.
Speaker 2Everything ain't wearing, she got it in her
Speaker 3hair. We essentially Regulator was outside this summer. You was outside.
Speaker 2Listen, we was born, born. We was all born naked.
Speaker 3Naked.
Speaker 2We was all born naked, like I think we should've. We supposed to have been naked. I don't know what happened With Adam and Eve. Maybe put some leaves and shit on them and I don't know what happened. But that was the first humans and shit Covered up and that's why we covered up. But we was naked. We was naked. He was born naked. He was walking around naked. Something happened. It had to be Eve Cause. That's why it had to be Eve.
Speaker 8That's why y'all get pregnant and shit.
Speaker 2Cause she ate the apple and shit, that's crazy.
Speaker 3That's why y'all get pregnant. I never knew I was naked. I never knew I was naked.
Speaker 1I ate the apple.
Speaker 2We would've been pregnant.
Speaker 1That's crazy.
Speaker 5Imagine niggas going through't do it. Y'all need that.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna lie when you eat the wrong thing, you got like your stomach hurt. That's what I be assuming. It feel like. Nah, I be questioning it.
Speaker 5I be like oh, but.
Speaker 2I saw why I got contractions. They be like this shit feel crazy. I'm feeling sorry for the one.
Speaker 3Oh my god, oh shit, and then y'all always ask that stupid.
Speaker 2Are you okay?
Speaker 3Are you okay?
Speaker 2nigga. No, listen, that's a consoling phrase.
Speaker 5That shit don't help.
Speaker 2No, you hold my hand.
Speaker 1Oh no, what you want me to say no what you want me to say no you should be disjointed. What you want nigga to say.
Speaker 3Your ass should have pulled out. Your ass should have pulled out, not your ass should have pulled out. Ain't stand, you Do y'all really hate.
Speaker 2Do y'all really hate I?
Speaker 3don't know. I had good pregnancies, but that pain is like ugh.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean they had a. I don't know if y'all saw the video. They had like a. I think it was like a machine or something that they put on them boobs and they feel like a tractor oh yeah, I seen that shit.
Speaker 3That's what I just said, so I'ma get that why would we the point.
Speaker 1The point of nigga night is for us to enjoy ourselves and the kickback is real and y'all get to finally see what you feel me.
Speaker 5Why would we wanna?
Speaker 1feel pain on nigga night right, why would? Y'all even think about bringing.
Speaker 3I feel like y'all should just experience it, and nigga night is the best night to do that.
Speaker 1Hey look, I ain't going to lie, all right.
Speaker 2Tweet.
Speaker 6Tweet said he's going to stand up for us and wear it.
Speaker 5The contraction machine, not just say yes.
Speaker 8The contraction machine.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2He's so funny. The contraction machine.
Speaker 7Let me just take a shot.
Speaker 1He's like what the fuck?
Speaker 4are you up to the?
Speaker 2contraction machine, let me just take your Look at him holding his stomach. Man.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 6That's out Nah dead ass.
Speaker 2If y'all get that, I'll put that shit on For real. Yeah, yeah, you better than me, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1All the aggravation I go through now, shit, that is my pregnancy. Don't do.
Speaker 2As a good baby father. Yeah, buy from T-Mobile. The bullshit I gotta go through.
Speaker 1You feel?
Speaker 2me Look on T-Mobile. See how much it is on T-Mobile.
Speaker 3Not shout out to my baby mama yeah, they really got it, they really got it.
Speaker 2They really got a contraction machine. Nah, it's crazy. I'll wear it.
Speaker 3No, you.
Speaker 2I'll put it on yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3I Please put that Order that. Now, Polo, you got it. I'm telling you, he ain't gonna know what to do.
Speaker 2I'm a G. Watch me like this. Nah, you wild. Oh, I forgot, he's from New York. I'm a.
Speaker 3Twitch. He's from New York, where my other. New York man at he ain't here to talk junk.
Speaker 2He ain't here today.
Speaker 3Yeah, he ain't here to talk junk.
Speaker 5Yeah come yeah oh
Speaker 3okay, because they be going at it there you go, they be going at it. So that was it. That was it. How top is the birthdays? That was my hot. Top is the birth. I'll wrap that thing up real quick that was quick, that shit was cool.
Speaker 2You got like 30 pages over there I did.
Speaker 3You know, I have to I have to like go through my intuitive thoughts intuitive thoughts.
Speaker 2Yeah, I thought you fucked it up.
Speaker 3Yeah, don't say it again ain't Say it again, ain't nobody know but you, so shut up, I listen to everything.
Speaker 2I catch all the little nuances Like what you like, what you like.
Speaker 3My intuitive oh, intuitive Thoughts. You got a true in there.
Speaker 2Intuitive, that's some new shit.
Speaker 3I be in here feeling it out and reading all my stuff.
Speaker 2So instead of intuitive, new word K new word. Instead of intuitive, it's intuitive. All right, that's a new word. Spell it.
Speaker 3I-T no no.
Speaker 2Intuitive, intuitive.
Speaker 3That's a C Coin, that Coin that See that Coin, that See that I like regulating.
What Would You Do Dating Scenarios
Speaker 1Then she go regulating again, like yo, she's going to regulate it again. Yes, come through, it's happening, don't regulate it, don't play.
Speaker 2I'm on her Intuitive Word of the day.
Speaker 3Intuitive. But it's not a word, but it's a word of the day.
Speaker 2Intuitive no, no Intuitive.
Speaker 3Intuitive yes, there it goes. Say it wrong, that's right.
Speaker 2Dang. All right, my what would you do's are always accounts that either I went through or that I saw, or that somebody else told me and I steal it and I use it for the show. So this one is something that I saw. Yeah, I'll be still a nigga. I'm gonna tell that shit. You know I stole your shit before you know. So what would you do? And this, and always this, goes for both men and women. So just think that. So what would you do? Ladies? This one is for the ladies, though, but niggas, just think that. So what would you do, ladies? This one is for the ladies, though, but niggas, just think about the reverse role. So what would you do?
Speaker 2You're at home, you're chilling, you're on Netflix and chilling. What have you? Whatever you do, you know you probably bought some Chinese food over at your favorite lo mein. You know white rice. You know extra veggies.
Speaker 2You're out in there, y'all Netflixing, chilling, and his phone keep going off Do-do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do. So he ignored at first. The shit is going off like somebody's urgently texting him. So he's like yo, babe, who's that texting you? Like, nah, it's nobody, you know, just leave it alone. He texted texting. So when the dude get up. Finally, he just probably Probably forgets, cause you know Y'all been drinking. I mean, he goes up, go to the bathroom. So you go check the phone, like and it's a girl Like just what's up, baby, what's up? Are you with her? What you doing? What you doing, are you watching? Are you eating your favorite? Like she knows all the shit that he likes, and you send her A text message Like oh, so you text her back, you or like him, and she replies back meet me at the McDonald's down the street. Stop, what would you do ladies? What If that happens?
Speaker 1I'm going to go last Meet me at the McDonald's down the street.
Speaker 4And niggas what would you?
Speaker 2do if it was a reverse role and the niggas said meet me down the street at McDonald's. What would you do? What would you do? What would you do Des?
Speaker 5So she didn't answer the question? Huh, she didn't answer the question. She just said meet me at McDonald's.
Speaker 2Yes, and she said meet me at McDonald's. So I'm stopping. What would you do?
Speaker 5I'm going to pull up at the McDonald's. You're going to pull up at the McDonald's? Yeah, because what the fuck? You know, we've been smashed. Okay, I crashed y'all real bad.
Speaker 2Okay, you're going to move out to McDonald's.
Speaker 9Okay, I mean, if I have to go through your phone, we don't need to be together. Period, I don't go through nobody's phone. Okay, so I don't Regulate, I don't care what you got going on Regulate what we got going on is a problem. So I'm not pulling up, I'm not doing none of that because it's not even going to get to that point.
Speaker 2Okay, you know so, but what if it did get to that point Oof?
Speaker 3And she said meet me at the McDonald's down the street.
Speaker 2She DM'd you and said no, no, she didn't DM you as the girlfriend. You saw the message and you texted her like this is his girlfriend.
Speaker 3Well, I'm saying DM because she said she don't go through nobody's phone. Yeah, so I'm giving you the scenario of what if the girl DM'd you and said meet me at the McDonald's.
Speaker 2What you doing.
Speaker 9What you doing. I don't give nobody no energy, that toxic shit Talking to the mic.
Speaker 2Talking to the mic.
Speaker 9Talking to the mic she think about that shit long and hard. I ain't. I'm putting the energy in. Honestly, nobody is worth that type of energy is not worth my time. Okay, so I'm going to leave her right there.
Speaker 2So you're going to leave her on read. You're going to leave her on read. I'm going to leave her ass on read. Oh, okay, Tweez, if that was your girl and then you text the nigga like yo, you love my shit, I'm not going, You're not going.
Speaker 7I'm not going through no phone, I'm not texting, I'm not. That's too much.
Speaker 2So if a young shorty phone is blown up and she's not, picking up the phone hold up.
Speaker 6Respectfully, I'm not going through that phone. What?
Speaker 2You're not going through the phone Nah.
Speaker 1For real. I promise you that ass though. That ass. I promise you, I'm not going through that phone.
Speaker 4You ain't going. Nah, that might not even be. That might be the tip of the iceberg. You feel me? I might be more stuff on file in that phone. When I go through that phone, I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 2So a dude tested your manhood. Yo nigga, yeah. Yeah, come meet me at McDonald's. That shit, shorty. Oh, you say you're not gonna even go up to the phone, you just gonna leave it alone. I'm gonna leave it alone, but that shit gonna be in the back of your mind. I might ask her though.
Speaker 3I'll ask her like this Yo, who that, who that texting and she's saying nobody. What you going to do then? Because she just lied to you what you going to do then?
Speaker 4Yeah, that's cool. It's going to get a lot of nobodies on my phone afterwards. It's going to get a lot of nobodies on my phone afterwards, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Tweez said and Aaliyah right Tweez and Aaliyah right. Tweez and Aaliyah said they're going to leave it alone. They're not even going to respond to the beeps, A thousand beeps. And then your significant other never acknowledged it, they just shrugged it off, Shrugged it off.
Speaker 1All right, what'd you do, Sauce?
Speaker 7I'm going to say I bet let me get three mid-chickens with only lettuce and pickles Tasty.
Speaker 8Yeah, and then, like.
Speaker 7I ain't gonna go because I'm at home fucking the bitch, so you ain't gonna go. I'm just gonna text back and be like all right, yeah, and never go Like why would I care?
Speaker 4Yeah, okay, I was like you don't even wanna go there.
Speaker 8Oh, I'm gonna go through that phone if it's ringing, I'm going to go to that ball. But they're just like.
Speaker 1I don't know why you look so bad. He over there looking like Mr Big. I wish a motherfucker would.
Speaker 2Happy to polo. You over there looking like Mr Big.
Speaker 1It's 2AM. I got problems with my body. You tell me, I'm telling you.
Speaker 3That's Mr Big, that's Mr B.
Speaker 2That's Mr B.
Speaker 3Y'all got him fucked up Pull up Staying on business.
Speaker 2Pull up yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, you sure you're pulling up my love.
Speaker 1That's Mr B man.
Speaker 3I'm going to pull up at McDonald's as I get closer. What would you do Swish? What you doing Swish?
Speaker 1I know what Swish you gonna do On the dead homies. On the dead homies, I'm the type of nigga I don't even date or do that relationship shit, unless I'm thinking about marriage. So if I'm dating you, if you my bitch, then I'm thinking about marriage. So if I'm dating you, if you my bitch, then I'm planning on proposing to you eventually, soon.
Speaker 2Let's call no woman, don't say bitches.
Speaker 1If you my bitch, I can't call you my. You not my bitch. If I can't call you my bitch, you not my bitch. If I can't call you my bitch. Look who's talking. Thanks girl F-.
Speaker 3Look who's talking. Yeah, like if you my bitch if you, my bitch, and we out eating and your phone going crazy and I'm texting.
Speaker 1I'm crashing, I'm crashing, I'm crashing, I'm down about this. I'm crashing. I think about it later, but I'm crashing. I'm tweaking what you want, your phone bought away.
Speaker 3What you say oh nothing, get out my phone, get out my phone. Get out my phone. All right, I don't go through your stuff.
Speaker 1I don't have that happen, but me now. I wasn't in a relationship with that girl. We just fuck buddies and I got attacked. You feel me, sir? No, I got attacked, that wasn't the same. But if I'm in a relationship Like that's short, like that short, yeah, like yeah, I'm gonna have to go.
Speaker 2See her too, cause it's gonna eat me up.
Speaker 4I love her.
Speaker 1I love her too hard.
Speaker 7Hell yeah.
Speaker 1Oh shit, hell no, I'm handling that. I'm getting some straightening. Hell no, I'm handling that. I ain't getting my mask. I ain't getting my mask, I'm getting some straightening. I was about to say the same thing Hell.
Speaker 3No, that's some pain, because if.
Speaker 1I let you handle it it ain't going to get handled.
Speaker 6Like it ain't going to get handled. If I let you handle it, you obviously got it.
Speaker 1You don't got it under control.
Speaker 9I got it handled.
Speaker 1When is it October? I'm October 25th, scorpio game.
Speaker 3Scorpio game, crazy Crazy.
Speaker 1Scorpio love.
Speaker 2So, so, Swish.
Speaker 6You said you going to.
Speaker 2You going to McDonald's?
Speaker 8Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Libra Scorpio game. Man, fuck all of that. We tweaking, we crashing.
Speaker 2We crashing the party. Now, you know that phrase where they be like. You know, if you ask somebody what would they do in that situation, they be like I don't know what I'm gonna do until I'm in the situation. I bet you they was in that situation they crashing out, they crashing out.
Speaker 4They crashing out my best friend is Libra.
Speaker 1She be tweeting, she be tweeting.
Speaker 2You're crashing out. There's no way they're going to ignore that shit. There's no way.
Speaker 3Crash out.
Speaker 1Libras are overthinkers, so they're going to overthink it, but you watching right now that's so funny you a crash out and you a Libra and you a crash out Libra.
Speaker 5I'm going to still crash out. They different.
Speaker 1That's so funny we're watching right now.
Speaker 3I'm going to tell you to go handle that first.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3I'm definitely going to tell you to go handle that. Hold on Hold on Hold on I got options, I'm going to crash out.
Speaker 1I'm going to crash out. You got options, so do I.
Speaker 8So you got a roster Cause y'all ain't got no mics Give me a mic, give me a mic.
Speaker 2I know my worth Take a mic.
Speaker 1I know my worth. If you wanted to, you could have a roster at any moment. Exactly, pop your shit, twin, pop your shit twin Pop your shit, twin Pop your shit, twin Pop your shit twin.
Speaker 3So I'm with her. I ain't gonna crash out at first, but if it's like a reoccurring thing, you gonna have to go handle that.
Speaker 2But I also understand that like my time, it was just that night.
Speaker 3100 messages first thing I'm gonna say is better get them hoes in order.
Speaker 1That's my first thing you nice, you so nice for like 9 years.
Speaker 2You gonna tell them, you better get them hoes because my time is my time for real Gemini.
Speaker 3Guess what Gemini's we not gonna tell you, we just gonna do it. So I'm just gonna go ahead, and that's it we not meeting at no McDonald's girl. Come to the front door, cause I'ma happily say, hey, pull up. I'm not even gonna act like I'm the bitch you know nothing. Up, I'm not even going to act like I'm the bitch you know nothing. Hey, I'm at the house. Let me go ahead and send the location.
Speaker 3So you can come right to the front door and then when I open the door, hey, babe, go open that door. So as soon as she at the door, we can figure out. And then I can ask them in front of both of them. So who this be?
Speaker 1Who this be who. That's what I'm doing. I like both of y'all answers.
Speaker 2I like both of y'all answers they lying.
Speaker 1I like they answers. I like they answers.
Speaker 3For sure.
Speaker 2So this is what happened. So, the girl. She obliged and she met the girl at McDonald's, right. So after she met the girl at McDonald's, she did a video. She got beat the at McDonald's she did a video. She got beat the fuck up. She had a black eye. She was like so I went to McDonald's and I got my ass beat. So I guess the girl loved the guy, loved my boyfriend more than me and she left and the guy left her and went with the girl that that beat her up.
Speaker 3And that's what happened. That's crazy.
Speaker 2She did a whole live video, black eye and all that I was and the guy left her and went with the girl that beat her up, Uh-huh, and that's what happened. That's crazy. Yeah, she did a whole live video, black eye and all that. I was like damn that's degrading. You can't. That's fucked up. That's degrading.
Speaker 3I can't fight over no dick and beat you up. Took out my nigga's ass and beat you up like you.
Speaker 8At that point you gotta give her the nigga she beat your ass.
Speaker 3It's nothing that you can do yo yo, I saw that.
Speaker 2I saw it today. I was like, oh, this is nasty work. I was like and she went on live and did this shit. Oh lord, she went on. I was like, yeah, I gotta talk about this shit today.
Speaker 1So that's about what would you do you know, ladies. What would you do, you know?
Speaker 2ladies, gents, if you got your significant other and your phone is blowing up and the person you texting you make you engage that and said why are you texting how much you love him? And the person says meet me at McDonald's, are you going to go? You know what happened when the dead person did go, but are you going to go? What would you?
Speaker 1do that. Shit sounds so backdoor.
Speaker 6Now that I hear it out loud in here that's the backdoor right there, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Backdoor.
Speaker 3Because ain't no way.
Speaker 4Me and me at McDonald's is already too confident, but you know what's crazy.
Speaker 2You know what's crazy. None of y'all pointed out. It's like yo. Why would you say meet me at McDonald's? Because she knew that she was in there. Yeah, she knew, she knew that the girl was in there, so she's like meet me at McDonald's on the block.
Speaker 3You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6Nah See, look at you, that is crazy.
Speaker 3That's why I told that that's nasty work Very nasty.
Speaker 2Very nasty. All right, K, what do we got? We got K's Gangsta Thoughts.
Speaker 3That's what it is we K's Gangsta Thoughts hey. Tasty you know we get a little messy Tasty. We get a little juicy Uh-huh, but it's the truth, uh-huh. Okay, y'all ready, ready.
K's Gangsta Thoughts Discussion
Speaker 2I got a couple, so get ready. Do I got to lean back for this?
Speaker 3one yeah.
Speaker 1I might have to hit my.
Speaker 3Come on, you with it, I might have to light up, all right, you might have to light up.
Speaker 6You want to light up.
Speaker 3so bad, would you stay with someone who cheated if they were the best you ever had, emotionally and financially Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2It's called compromise.
Speaker 1You got to take the good with the bad. It was the best I ever had the best you ever had.
Speaker 3You got to lay it out Sexually, no emotionally. Or emotionally, emotionally.
Speaker 1Hell yeah. I ain't never had a bitch to lock in with me emotionally. I'm a dead man. I don't never had a bitch to lock in with me emotionally.
Speaker 3I'm a dead man.
Speaker 1You so emotional what you is?
Speaker 3I'm a Scorpio. Scorpios are emotional.
Speaker 1He is he been through some stuff. They really are we passionate, they real passionate.
Speaker 4Just financially?
Speaker 3and what? Since, though, like what you mean financially she had the most money?
Speaker 2out of all the hell. Yes, she had the most money.
Speaker 4Don't mean she kicking it out, that's fact.
Speaker 3But she got your back though, like she got your back fucking around one night I take a picture like this she kicking it out.
Speaker 1She's fooling you, whatever you buy her.
Speaker 3She buying back two times more.
Speaker 1I love it.
Speaker 2She done, bought the dream car that you wanted cheap baby she done.
Speaker 3She done, made you goddamn.
Speaker 2Is it in my name? Yeah, the car in your name, cheat.
Speaker 1Cheat on me.
Speaker 3That cheat in peace is crazy.
Speaker 2But look, she ain't got no good sex though.
Speaker 9Yeah, that's why you got to cheat back Sex wet, I'm out.
Speaker 3That's why I'm out. So a pussy stink so a pussy stink, that's wild, so a pussy stink.
Speaker 4A pussy stink, that's wild, so pussy stink Pussy stink. That's like what.
Speaker 5Pussy stink is crazy, this coming from fart mouth.
Speaker 3That's nasty work. That's nasty work, bro, don't forget that's coming from fart mouth.
Speaker 4Yeah you missed that.
Speaker 1If you my bitch fart in my mouth, If you my bitch fart in my mouth. That's crazy, the fuck.
Speaker 8That's nasty work.
Speaker 1Niggas act like they don't eat pussy from the bag Pussy be farting Pussy farts.
Speaker 8That's nasty work, fart in my mouth.
Speaker 2I'm going to suck on it, let me stop, stop, go ahead, go ahead. If the sex is trash. If the sex is trash If the sex is trash. It's not like that, but emotionally and financially. That don't matter. The sex is trash, all right, listen, that's what it sound like.
Speaker 5I'm a Libra, so you know what I'm saying. You know he can cheat.
Speaker 4And I'm a cheat too, twin, so you know I'm getting hell no, y'all is getting ready.
Speaker 1What the fuck you cheating for you can't cheat ambi, bro. You what you bringing to the table? You can't cheat bro. Hell, no, I'm. I'm the one that's taking, like, the one that's financially more. You feel me taking care of, so you cheat on me and I'm bringing the bread To the crib.
Speaker 3They not gonna know, they not gonna know. Well, you know, they say Women cheat better than men they do no y'all don't.
Speaker 8They do, cause I'ma tell you one thing, that men done got I don't know who put it out.
Speaker 1We have intuition now. We didn't have intuition back in the day, oh my God, we have intuition now Like.
Speaker 3I don't know where it came from but it might be in the weed.
Speaker 4I don't know about that. This nigga's crazy.
Speaker 2Might be in this new weed that he's spraying and shit. But I got intuition. What strand you smoking?
Speaker 1Give me that shit, the intuition strand.
Speaker 2I be on point.
Speaker 1I be on point. I need that shit. What is it? Insecurities? Yeah, nah, say that Nah.
Speaker 2Say that Wait, wait, get Tweez and Mike, cause we didn't hear that shit. The niggas need to hear this shit.
Speaker 8Yeah, say it again Tweez.
Speaker 4Insecurities. Say that, not intuition, it's your insecurities.
Speaker 1Nah, cause, if you, If you with somebody and you study your person, you learn their moves, you know them like the back of your head and you know when they're doing something they're not supposed to be doing.
Speaker 4Yeah, but sometimes it be the fact that we know we not shit.
Speaker 1That's right.
Speaker 3You can't say that one more time for the people in the back. I'm not repeating that.
Speaker 4You got to hold it for the niggas, Tweetie Gotta hold it down.
Speaker 2I said enough.
Speaker 4I said enough.
Speaker 1Gaining it to be sold. I told he already gave y'all a little bit too much.
Speaker 3Alright, I got it. I got it. Okay, is it wrong to go out with your co-workers crush after they fumbled it?
Speaker 1What. Out there they got to be back. Doing so much working at the Cheesecake Factory I'm on it, I'm on it. I'm on.
Speaker 4It. All right, you sure what you Hold on.
Speaker 1Wait, say what you talking about no, you out of there.
Speaker 2I'm in there, back door, back door, this nigga is being hurt.
Speaker 3Don't back door. This nigga is being hurt. I got it. I got it. Is it wrong to go out with your co-workers, crush, after they fumbled it?
Speaker 1I'm about to say no, that ain't wrong.
Speaker 2Nah, I can't even.
Speaker 4You're just my co-worker. You're not even my friend.
Speaker 1You're just my co-worker. Nah, you got to work with them every day. Nah, that's a fact.
Speaker 4Look, you gotta work with them, get your game right. Nah, that's a fact. Look, I'm telling you you gonna have to be sick Every day To know. I'm smacking that and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1I used to work at. I'm sorry, I used to work at Cheesecake Like five days out the week, Six days out the week. I done switched my days To like three days, so I got other shit going on. Now I done came back Like After being gone for a week. I took like a week off. I came back. My boy woke up Dre, he like yo. He talking about my work wife. I ain't going to say her name, you feel me.
Speaker 2Say her name. What the fuck.
Speaker 1We're going to call it cheesy. We're going to call it cheesy. We're going to call it cheesy. You feel me.
Speaker 4You feel me, you know Swish.
Speaker 1You. They love you there. They love you there. They love you there. Tear me up, tear me up. But I came back from after a week. My bro Jay Walked up to me like Yo shorty, going Like I'm like Damn he like he's like. I ain't trying to step on your toes or nothing.
Speaker 6But yeah, she did.
Speaker 1I already knew he, you feel me. Like it's fair game out here For the workforce you feel. Run down the workforce is crazy, no bet. Because Cause nine times out of ten you don't think about the females you work with Until you clock in, like when you clock out, you got your whole Another life to deal with. That's right, no bet.
Speaker 2And then you really can't See the co-workers, until the co-workers In their regular clothes. You probably see the co-workers. They probably in work Uniforms. Like what the fuck on it?
Speaker 7And that's what other coworkers thought.
Speaker 1And you got to look good for work so I literally just left one of my coworkers and told her to stop coming to work with her wig on Ew.
Speaker 1Okay, so I followed her she's cute, but at work she looks crazy because she be wearing a bad wig. I'm just going to keep going. Let her keep coming to work looking crazy so nobody else run down on your joint. Let her keep coming to work looking crazy so nobody else run down on your joint. You know what I'm saying. Let her keep looking crazy Because you know what's up.
Speaker 3Sauce. We ain't heard Sauce answer. Let Sauce talk. What you got going on, what you doing. Fuck them niggas.
Speaker 7I'm just talking about them coworkers, man, I don't care For sure. And even if we was like coworkers the way me and my homies work, we always be like hey, shout it going. Can I get the green light Like?
Speaker 3that's how we go. So, y'all be passing them around. Yeah, you just had that talk Like if.
Speaker 1If that's your nigga, you gonna have that conversation Like hey, yo you fuck with her hard, like that's who you fuck with it ain't that we pass them around, just they that we passed her around, just they wanted to be passed.
Speaker 3Do you love her? Damn, do you?
Speaker 1love her. It's crazy, a lot of niggas ain't gonna admit it, though, why? A lot of niggas like you. Don't ask a nigga, you be like yo, you with her. They'll cap like they not, and then when you actually pull her now, they into it with you.
Speaker 7That chest is in their stomach. The crazy part is, like you just now said, that we do pass around, but she knew we was tight Now she knew.
Speaker 3So yeah, she know what the fuck going on Tight shit.
Speaker 1So I got a question.
Speaker 6Because you know, I always got questions.
Speaker 3So you talking to her.
Speaker 6Okay.
Speaker 3Homie Swiss.
Speaker 6Your homie, he coming Swiss, he coming Swiss he coming, he coming Swiss, he coming, swiss, he coming.
Speaker 3He saying shot it going, you going to, let me get that.
Speaker 1Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, no.
Speaker 3But he say but you know, that's your. Yeah, yeah, like you, cuddle, she cook breakfast for you in the morning, like yeah.
Speaker 5You, she cook breakfast for you in the morning, like yeah, well, first off, I ain't that nigga.
Speaker 1I ain't cuddling with no shit you ain't cuddling, I'm cuddling, I need me some big shit to cuddling with.
Speaker 7But anyway, if he came in and said that I would have to evaluate how much I like her if it ain't to a certain level, I'd be like man, go ahead cause look, regardless if I say something or not, he still gonna fuck like what man go ahead. It is what it is, because look regardless if I say something or not he's still going to fuck.
Speaker 4Like what yeah?
Speaker 7Yeah.
Speaker 2If he wanted to. I'm not saying, I'm not saying I feel you Not a lie.
Speaker 7Facts, though. Facts though. If he want to fuck, he's going to fuck.
Speaker 2That's a fact, yeah.
Speaker 3Especially if the female with it Like yeah, all right, y'all, we wrapping it up. I got two more, two more two more.
Speaker 1Give me two more. I like these questions.
Speaker 3All right, you find out the person you are dating is still living with their ex for financial reasons. What's the move? What you find out the person you are dating is still living with their ex for financial reasons on every question.
Speaker 1he was like, okay, I can see both sides this way like nah.
Speaker 3K's best of thoughts when we get messy a little juicy.
Speaker 4Let me take this one. I don't see.
Speaker 2There is no rule in the book yes, nigga go that allows that.
Speaker 3And how long they been dating. We don't have no time limit, so I don't give a fuck if it was a day, there's no.
Speaker 2If it's an hour, what no? That's weird, you don't find out until months later.
Speaker 5That's weird, bro, Bitch I don't trust you.
Speaker 1no more Hell, no.
Speaker 2There is no possible shape or form, there's no square that you put in the circles or whatever they say. Hold on what?
Speaker 3the fuck, hold on. I got something for you. Why would you do that, though? But? In this economy. Check me out.
Speaker 2No no, you cannot KK Fuck no In this economy.
Speaker 3No, no, no, let's roll with it In this economy, shut up In this economy.
Speaker 2Oh Lord, have mercy.
Speaker 3They just going to go half on the rent and they still in their lease, and so it's cheaper for them to stay in their lease.
Speaker 2I'm like yo, you better break that shit. Here's the 50 wide. How much it cost Hell no, come stay with me.
Speaker 1We living together. I know how nasty you is.
Speaker 3I'm fucking you now I don't trust you in the house with that nigga Nah how nasty you is like.
Speaker 1I know what's up like. No, I don't trust that nigga around you yeah, that, that right there.
Speaker 2Nah, that's crazy.
Speaker 7I got a question is it different for men cause? What if I was a nigga that would still live with my ex on the set?
Speaker 3on the set. So it's the men. How would y'all feel, as women? How would y'all feel, yeah, how would y'all feel, yeah, how would you feel? Call it, my mama ain't raised. No dumb, you not. Are you with that, my mama?
Speaker 2ain't raised no dumb. You with that, you with that, my mama ain't raised no dumb.
Speaker 3So, why the fuck would you ask that question? Regulated, you know, with that regulated money, y'all are with us. It get a little messy, a little jokey other roommates, but that's their ex, so is that a roommate?
Speaker 2In.
Speaker 3Charlotte, north Carolina, niggas is going around saying they got a roommate when it's really their ex bitch Nah that ass fat Like facts. Please, please, thank you, back me up please In the chat, somebody back me up.
Speaker 2If any nigga got a female as their roommate, they fucking.
Speaker 3They fucking, they fucking. There's no way. Exactly that's what I'm trying to tell you, unless he like the thing, unless the nigga like the thing.
Speaker 4But then that If a nigga got to live with his ex as a roommate, for financial reasons, he don't even need to be naked.
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3Because there's a lot of hobo. What? Yeah, hold up, stop, because there's a lot of.
Speaker 7Hobo, what's that?
Speaker 3called Hobosexual. Hobosexual that means that means a lot of Broke niggas that just want to be With females To take care of them.
Speaker 1Nowadays, it's not. It's not a lot of Rare men around here. Them the same females that's falling in love With niggas that's locked up, yeah.
Speaker 4Or or real shit, or falling in love with the hobo.
Speaker 2Or falling in love with the hobo. So can you blame?
Speaker 1the hobo. I'll lie to a nigga until he go to jail.
Speaker 3Or the woman. I ain't no TV. I'm not talking to a guy in jail as being the nigga.
Speaker 7That was the hobosexual. That's crazy. Look here.
Speaker 2I fixed my life since then, but I'm going to be real.
Speaker 7The latest was going for it even more then.
Speaker 1Which is crazy. Yeah, man, they want a nigga that can build up.
Speaker 3They want a nigga. That can be something. Who wants that they do bro?
Speaker 1They don't want a nigga on his shit all the way. Yeah, who's?
Speaker 2going yeah the potential.
Speaker 1How long will that potential go?
Speaker 2What's the limit on potential?
Speaker 4Listen what's the limit on potential? Listen like what's the limit? I love the digital. What's the cut off point? Like you've been potential for 30 years stuck in a toxic relationship you still potential.
Speaker 2I lost a whole bunch of weight over this dressed up, I'm too old, all type of crazy shit, I'm too old for potential baby.
Speaker 3I got bills. I don't got time for no motherfucking potential potential not gonna pay them bills potential not gonna take us out so again, how long is the potential?
Speaker 2how long you gonna let the potential go?
Speaker 3well, I have a standard when we talk. I need you to have your shit already together when you come to my table because, I can build a table in some more alright.
Speaker 2So again, like once, if you had a situation where the nigga had a lot of potential, you know he probably had a job but that was paying him like $9 an hour and he can't get no raises, but he got a potential to get a raise. You know he could potentially get a raise, you know he a good guy, and how long are you going to let that potential last? Well, we're not even lasting, it's not going to last Damn, he didn't even start talking.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 2You ain't gonna give him a month.
Speaker 3It's real strict over here, baby. That's fucked up.
Speaker 2It's strict as fuck.
Speaker 3Listen. When I was younger, I was all down and in love with the potential Baby. I'm 35. All right, so listen right.
Speaker 2So what if you kick the potential nigga out? Yeah, so you know what Fuck that? It's been three hours. You ain't potential enough Fuck out. And he goes out and he wins a lottery. Are you going to feel this type of way? Nah, no.
Speaker 3You ain't going to try to get back with him? Nah, oh shit, he going to probably try to get back with me already he going to leave you, little cunt nigga off after three hours. Pop it, son Pop.
Speaker 8It ain't no nigga, he gonna get a white girl.
Speaker 3Wait, wait, wait it ain't no nigga that left me that don't wanna come back Home.
Speaker 2He gonna leave your ass and gonna get the money and gonna get a white girl. No Cause you didn't know what, cause you didn't let the potential Potential enough Listen.
Speaker 3That nigga's coming back home the potential. Anybody who has left has always wanted to come back Shit.
Speaker 1They always come back.
Speaker 3I'm out, you're not they always come back.
Speaker 2Your potential time is up and I won the lottery. You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to throw a dollar on the front door and say potential is bitch I feel like women we give you like painting?
Speaker 3with potential, like we'll mention little things to see how you catch on. That's what we automatically do when we first meet you. Anyway, we drop hints because dudes are stupid.
Speaker 2I love y'all. Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Listen, we ain't going to attack the dudes.
Speaker 1I'll tell y'all our biggest hints. I know the biggest hints that women get.
Speaker 3What's the biggest hints?
Speaker 1Y'all cheat, y'all fuck.
Speaker 2That's nasty work right there.
Speaker 3Everybody don't cheat, because STDs are at its high right now, that's nasty work. It's nasty work. There's a lot of women that will not cheat.
Speaker 2No, that's one of them right there. You know they don't. Some women don't. A nigga, a nigga gonna be a nigga. No, I said when they fed up, shout out to. I mean, some niggas got, they were mature enough. Where they're, like, you know, it's over. You know, but Some mature quicker than others. But At one point in time A nigga done cheated Like you. Just gotta accept that, cause a nigga's gonna be a nigga, I ain't never cheated in my life.
Speaker 3I ain't never cheated, you ain't never cheated.
Speaker 2Ah the nigga done, he done slid Huh.
Speaker 3Your ass done cheated?
Speaker 4I don't believe it. Wait what this nigga?
Speaker 3said he ain't never cheated before Get the fuck out of here, come on.
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Speaker 4I don't even do. I don't even do relationships like that.
Speaker 1I don't do relationships like that. I believe you. Black man, no bet.
Speaker 7I believe you black man. I believe you, black man, we don't no I done, been cheated on.
Speaker 1But I ain't never cheated before.
Speaker 3You lying? I don't believe you. I don't believe you at all, baby, I don't believe you at all.
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Speaker 3That's right. Cheating is cheat.
Speaker 1R Peter Whitney. Cheating is whack, cheating is cheat.
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Speaker 1Swish. You fucking wild nigga. I ain't never cheated I got one more.
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Speaker 2That nigga lying as fuck.
Speaker 3Like fuck.
Speaker 1Scorpio does.
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Speaker 1OnlyFans. None of my homies do.
Speaker 3Yeah, so if one of your? So, if you found out that your girl Is subscribed to one of your homeboys Only fans, what you doing?
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Speaker 3I'm like wait.
Speaker 1Tricky Shit, what the fuck what you doing. You, I might have to cut that show. I might have to put him on Like hey yo, bro, I think Shorty want you twin Like she paying for that shit. You probably get some bread Out of her you probably get some bread. Out of her twin, that's you.
Speaker 2That's crazy, that's you, that's fucked up. And you know what would be Even crazier If she don't If she like late on All the bills in her crib and she actively subscribed To this nigga shit, paying that shit on time.
Speaker 1Yeah, I gotta put my.
Speaker 3Are you gonna stay?
Speaker 8That's nasty work.
Speaker 3Oh, lord, that's his bitch. Now I'm gonna answer this one.
Speaker 2Are you gonna stay?
Speaker 1I'm gonna advocate For them to be together. I'm not staying. I'm gonna advocate For them to be together, like I'm gonna be hitch For them. That's correct, I'm gonna be, hitch no bet.
Speaker 3What you doing sauce.
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Speaker 4And have them subscribe to me bitch Yo if she don't subscribe to you yo, what the fuck Damn that's what you went to. We could have been doing this shit.
Speaker 3Why you take so long.
Speaker 4Why you like this.
Speaker 2Hold on. So before you go again, put into context. What kind of content is on that? Onlyfans it?
Speaker 3don't matter, ooh Solo Dolo, it's just him, or what? Him playing with that meat.
Speaker 1It don't even matter.
Speaker 6I'm so fucked up in the head I'm not even tripping off of you watching another nigga.
Speaker 1I'm tripping off of you paying another nigga money.
Speaker 3You can watch this shit for free.
Speaker 1You can watch XXX by yourself for free. You can watch XXX by yourself for free, so he's watching porn cheating Hell no, we got that shit on the screen while we fucking.
Speaker 3I don't want to watch porn while we fucking.
Speaker 1I'm saying we don't have to, but that nigga said it's on the screen. I'm saying it ain't cheating, we can watch it together.
Speaker 3Yeah, it ain't cheating what you doing. Pass, pass it over what we doing. What?
Speaker 5we doing des. Talk to me, mama, we're gonna watch it together.
Speaker 3Okay, why would I watch it on the?
Speaker 5nigga meet.
Speaker 3No, no girl oh girl, you watching a female we don't gotta watch female.
Speaker 1We don't got to watch that nigga. I don't want to watch that nigga. Fucking a bitch with my bitch.
Speaker 2I said what kind of content is? You said, it's my girl's oh reverse it's my girl's, it's my girl's.
Speaker 5I'm like dog, why you subscribe to my friend. And then you know and I'm like I'm going to watch it and then I'm going to steal Phyllis's top away because I'm an overthinker, but yeah.
Speaker 3What if I got a question for you? What if she get her? What's that girl from Players Club that? Came out in her underwear. Y'all know what I'm talking about, you talking about the cousin, the cousin.
Speaker 1Ebony, yeah, ebony.
Speaker 3Yeah, what if she get her Ebony on and she?
Speaker 2walking around in the in the underwear. Now, you took it too far. I thought it was from OnlyFans.
Speaker 5She came out the screen and shit. She didn't tell him for it.
Speaker 2I'm going to hit the pay button, pay for the screen. And she just popped out I paid for that, what you doing. Regulator, your man is subscribed to your best Bitch only fans and he has the option to hit, pay and she pop out the screen in the underwear.
Speaker 4Nigga, I'm paying for that.
Speaker 3What niggas not paying for that shit?
Speaker 1And she know who her subscribers is, so she ain't telling you.
Speaker 2Sign me up. It's just weird, and she know who her subscribers is, so she ain't telling you that's some next level shit. Sign me up, right it's just weird.
Speaker 9I mean I don't really got nothing to. Really, I mean it would be a problem. If you subscribe.
Speaker 3He gotta come off of it. He gotta come off of it. Like you gonna stay with him and you just gonna make him come off.
Speaker 2And guess what she's saying in the video. Meet me at McDonald's.
Speaker 3How much you love that nigga. How much you love that nigga. How much you love that nigga?
Speaker 1I mean, I'm the type that can cut you off.
Speaker 9You know what I'm saying. Like you know you're being disrespectful by doing some shit like that. You know, like I'm just going to cut you off.
Speaker 3I'm just going to cut you off. I'm a true Libra. It's about time for them. Games. That's twin right there. That's twin right there because she real strict and I can relate.
Speaker 2I like you, your program, strict baby, she ain't strict, she just nip, especially if you know you're working, go out tomorrow.
Speaker 3You can have a roster. You can have a roster tomorrow. You know your truth.
Speaker 1You know you can have a roster tomorrow, type shit. So I got to ask you this question. I mean, it's not about a roster, I'm just answering. I'm just answering If you really you know, you know who I am. I'm meeting you, I just met you, I know, you know you gotta respect the relationship.
Speaker 2So what would make you go to McDonald's when it's tryouts Like?
Speaker 3I said I'm a leaver. It's too much going on right now.
Speaker 4What? What are you asking about McDonald's?
Speaker 3This nigga is slightly shy and asking when it's tryouts. My girl can't handle it okay. When is McDonald's tryouts. When is.
Speaker 4McDonald's tryouts.
Speaker 2Tryouts at McDonald's. Tryouts at McDonald's.
Speaker 1Hey yo.
Speaker 3Yeah, come on Steve, Come on Steve, let's go.
Speaker 2We just answered it. You said, if it has the option to press the button to pop up, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 3You're paying for that. No, we're paying.
Speaker 2Yes, that's your money.
Speaker 7Me and.
Speaker 2Tweet got a joint account. That's two.
Speaker 7I ain't going to lie.
Speaker 2First of all, I want to know what my friend is doing with the OnlyFans account first, that's the first question, right, if you're my man, what are you doing with the OnlyFans account and how much is the subscription? Because you know it's different subscriptions Facts.
Speaker 4That's crazy. And how did my girl magically stumble upon your shit? You're right.
Speaker 7Did y'all fuck already.
Speaker 2That's obvious. When did y'all shoot? $30 a month Is she subscribed? $30 a month Is she?
Speaker 1surprised $30 a month is crazy, you looking through the phone.
Speaker 4$30 a day. You are committed. $30 a month.
Speaker 1$30 a month, bro, that shit going to happen Over with, over with Over with Yo. They got tax on only fans.
Speaker 2Is it tax too? No, no tax. Straight cash. All right, that's nasty work for $30 a month and like our phone bill, the phone bill is like $25. Is she late? Shit, shit.
Speaker 3And those are Kim's gangsta thoughts, where we get a little messy, it's a little juicy, but it's the truth yeah, that shit was real fucking messy and juicy.
Speaker 2That was fire. What we doing Swish.
Speaker 1I guess we doing pot and barter.
Speaker 2Pot and barter.
Speaker 1We can, I ain't tripping.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4You got any MCs back there, Twins.
Speaker 1I ain't tripping, it's like shit.
Speaker 2Okay, you know what I'm gonna do. This is where we're gonna go. We're gonna go. What are we gonna do with it? You know where we're going. We know where we're going with it. You know where we're going with it.
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Speaker 4Go to cello, pineapple Swish, kiss they rapping.
Speaker 6That's what we do. That's what we do.
Speaker 7I saw whatever they could do. Oh my bag.
Speaker 1I'm a producer and an engineer. I'm not a rapper.
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