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Backstage Chaos: The NoAdvisory Podcast Live Show
When the NoAdvisory Podcast crew takes their show from the studio to a live audience, chaos and authenticity reach new heights. This episode captures the electric atmosphere of their first live event in Charlotte, where hosts CEO, Trapsyd, and Taris unscripted, navigate unscripted moments with their signature unfiltered style.
The night kicks off with energetic introductions and shoutouts to local vendors before diving into Trapsy's celebrity birthday announcements – which quickly turns into a hilarious display of pop culture knowledge gaps. The crew tackles two major hot topics: a 64-year-old woman who shut down a Houston highway in a standoff with police, and a Canadian cancer survivor who won the lottery four separate times.
Things heat up during their discussion of the Sean "Diddy" Combs verdict, sparking passionate debate between hosts and audience members about justice, celebrity privilege, and where personal moral lines should be drawn. The tension gives way to laughter during an interactive "What Would You Do?" segment where female audience members share how they'd respond to a street harasser throwing rice at them.
Throughout the show, Taris delivers thoughtful commentary on everything from highway etiquette to relationship red flags, culminating in a surprisingly poignant message about mental health: "You don't got to be God's toughest soldier. It's okay to break down and cry."
Between the rowdy crowd participation, unexpected musical interludes, and genuine moments of connection, this episode showcases exactly why the NoAdvisory Podcast resonates with fans – their ability to move seamlessly between outrageous humor and heartfelt wisdom, all while keeping it completely real.
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Speaker 1:Excuse me, shout out to my cousin In the back she's selling her jewelry.
Speaker 3:Flower of Serenity. Y'all see my shades.
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Speaker 2:Chocolate drop in my girl with the W wristbands Amidah Boss.
Speaker 1:Hey, say that to my girl we love the girls, we are girls girl. Oh I can't say that no more, I forgot, never mind.
Speaker 2:I don't know about y'all, but I'm already fucked up.
Speaker 1:Listen, this punch, this punch is pushing, this punch is doing the damn thing.
Speaker 5:Y'all know all drinks.
Speaker 1:Am I the only one sober?
Speaker 2:Yeah, probably. Yeah, you got to catch up.
Speaker 1:No, thank you. No, thank you. I'm on a new path.
Speaker 2:Wait, who got work tomorrow? Raise your hands. You, the only motherfucker in here, got work tomorrow, yep.
Speaker 1:And I'm lying like fuck, I'm lying like shit, I was really concerned for you, like, wow, I was too.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I damn sure too.
Speaker 1:All right, man, you moving old is slow, slow is old. Go ahead and get us started.
Speaker 2:What Slow is what?
Speaker 1:That's my new shit now.
Speaker 2:Slow is old.
Speaker 1:Because you know you older than Jesus.
Speaker 2:Amen.
Speaker 1:Look how he's moving. You know how old people type in their phone.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, like this, yeah, like this, they be like this. Yes, so go ahead and hit your little button.
Speaker 1:Because, I feel like when you hit your button. It unlocks your alter ego. When you hit your button and that's your button, so go ahead and hit it. Yeah, oh shit, jeez, y'all. Look what they're doing. You're cool with me podcasting boy. See my clay. You so angry. It's your girl Trapsy. It's your girl Terrence, and I quit this bitch this week. Oh crazy T, we got her to quit. I quit again, god damn it.
Speaker 2:She lying, hey, but by a show of hands. I want to know who has watched us no Advice we Podcast. Who has watched?
Speaker 1:us and don't lie, because I I see y'all screenings who lying?
Speaker 2:Okay, that's only three hands. Hey, that's what's up?
Speaker 4:I'll take them three hands.
Speaker 2:Four, five, five, five. Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got six? Do I got seven?
Speaker 4:Literally the whole section right here has not, so don't be ashamed if I pick on.
Speaker 1:Y'all Feel that, though, but you got to just watch yourselves in the front. You know I love you, friend, but I got to get your friends who's?
Speaker 2:the friends.
Speaker 1:This, the friends in the front right here.
Speaker 2:Okay, shout out to my nigga Travi. I see you, travi. Yeah, shout out to Travi.
Speaker 1:Shout out to my nigga Travi man. He been making major moves. Yeah, shout out to Travi.
Speaker 4:And he's streaming right now.
Speaker 1:Yes, he is.
Speaker 5:He's streaming. He's casting that for real. He's casting that for real, for real. Oh, God.
Speaker 1:Well, since we're giving shout outs, let me tell y'all I don't know about y'all. Let me tell y'all Okay. Y'all got. I got a whole section of my friends. Y'all didn't get y'all sections set up.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, my friends with your friends.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's right when your friends at when my section at Make some motherfucking noise. It's a little quiet back there, ain't it? Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's a little quiet. We got a whole.
Speaker 4:He go blizzy.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of sections in here. It wasn't fair. So you said you were organized. It wouldn't be fair if I say my sections, it wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 5:So I just try to.
Speaker 1:Shit, it wouldn't be fair. Well, shout out to my section and my section only Shout out to all 2.5 of y'all. It's not 2.5, it's about 8 of them, it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. That's where the bad bitches reside, since we give a shout out you know we gotta go. Of course we gotta. Let's do this regularly Like we doing a podcast. Shout out to the big man in charge, polo. Honestly y'all without Polo, none of this would happen, cause this is his lane.
Speaker 4:We love Polo yes.
Speaker 1:Honestly y'all, without Polo, none of this would happen, because this is his lane. We love Polo, shout out to my nigga Polo.
Speaker 5:No, polo slander.
Speaker 1:We hop on ass over Polo Polo. No, ralph Lauren, you know what?
Speaker 3:I'm saying we love our.
Speaker 1:Polo. All right, y'all know we're going to have to do it or he going to talk shit later? Yeah, all right, even though he was two and a half hours late. Two and a half hours late, per usual.
Speaker 2:You know I always got to defend my man. Swish man, swish over there making plays Look now he's backing, he over there backing.
Speaker 1:I want everybody to turn to the right.
Speaker 4:Y'all see that man with the book bag over there.
Speaker 1:That's our cameraman. That's our cameraman. That's not man in the camera, but man in these women Look at him. That's crazy. Listen, while I'm doing this, I'm going to do my usual man. Listen. We are on TikTok, we're on Twitch, we're on Instagram, we're on Facebook, we are on X, we're on Little People Meet.
Speaker 4:Little People Meet Wait.
Speaker 1:I didn't get there yet, because why you start? We're on Bebo Photo Bucky. At MySpace Black People Meet Christian Mingle. We're on Tasty Blacks X and XX. Big Booty's Volume 3.com. We're on Did I miss anything?
Speaker 2:Yes, you did.
Speaker 1:Ironbacks, uh-huh Ironbacks.
Speaker 4:We're on ironbackscom.
Speaker 1:We are on Charlotte, the city of Charlottegov, we're on. Charlotte. Go back to MySpace. We are on MySpace Tagged. We're on tagged as well. Christian Mingle, saintsandsenterscom. Farmers Meet Farmers Meet. We're on Tinder. We're on Hinge.
Speaker 2:And y'all missed. You're bringing it back. If you say it, I will walk off this thing. Who follows no Advice? We Podcast. What am I about to say?
Speaker 1:Well, we on what? Where y'all friends, at when y'all sections, at when y'all sections at. I don't think your friends in your section watch your podcast. They don't watch the podcast. What y'all?
Speaker 2:friends say If they watch the podcast, they know what I'm about to say, what I'm about to say crazy T the midgets, little people meet dot com. Midgets dot com. We on midgets dot com. I love the midgets, I love you midgets. I should have had a midget here today.
Speaker 4:I should have had a midget here today.
Speaker 1:I just know this is monumental. We're going to get canceled.
Speaker 2:This is going to be the episode where we shot the twitch. I love the twitch Every time I walk in here.
Speaker 1:I am a beauty. Any of y'all know a midget. Y'all know a midget. Anybody know a midget? Stop asking that Raise your hands.
Speaker 2:They are little people taller than me that say that I'm a midget, like they're going to be taller than me. If they're going to call me a midget, nigga, I'm taller than you, so what that makes you If.
Speaker 1:I'm a midget, what that makes you? But you got them Jordans on it. Fuck out of here. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I'm comfortable in my midget skin.
Speaker 1:Listen. We appreciate y'all coming to the podcast it gets very chaotic, very unhinged, if you watch our shows. As we are Our studios gets a little heated, but we do X, you know X, all of y'all. When y'all here. We got some crowd participation tonight. If a mic comes your way, do not be scared. We're all family and we're going to laugh at you, we're going to pick at you. But we're going to love you at the end's up.
Speaker 2:We didn't get a plate yet I'm hungry.
Speaker 1:I need a plate too. Can we get like bottle service or like food service?
Speaker 2:Yeah, can we get food service? Somebody get us some food? Can somebody come take our order? Slim, can we get some food back here please? Slimmy, slim, slim, slim.
Speaker 1:That's crazy the way y'all acting. Y'all get on stage and y'all just act totally, totally different.
Speaker 2:We hungry.
Speaker 1:All right, man Seriously. Well, listen, we got Hot Topics.
Speaker 2:With Strappy Hot Topics. Wait, wait, birthdays, right? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1:Niggas that you not gonna know. I be ensuring, okay, honestly, yeah, you probably not gonna know. But like one person on here. So when I say their name, don't be like who is this? Who the fuck is that go?
Speaker 4:ahead, let me go through it.
Speaker 1:Okay, pull your siri up go ahead. So it was only two birthdays today, so I went back yesterday because it was kind of a lot of birthdays all right, okay, all right. So number one we got lindsey lohan.
Speaker 2:She turned 39 lindsey, lindsey lohan, what she do. Oh my god, you old as an actor oh, she an actor, you old ass
Speaker 4:she, uh, she was on lizzie mcguire.
Speaker 1:who lizzie McGuire? That's not Lizzie. Lohan friend, oh, I'm just Wait a minute, I don't know. Punches, punches, that's not Lizzie.
Speaker 5:Damn, that was Hold up hold up hold up.
Speaker 1:That's not Lizzie.
Speaker 5:Excuse me.
Speaker 1:Parent Trap. You've seen Parent Trap. There you go, there you go. I was getting Freaky Friday. Who's Lindsay Lohan? Oh my God, she an actor. Ask your Siri, huh, ask Siri she what Dream Girls? Dream Girls is sick, mean Girls.
Speaker 2:Mean.
Speaker 1:Girls, mean Girls is sick.
Speaker 2:Y'all know, co, don't watch that she was a South African girl. Lindsay Lohan, show me a picture.
Speaker 1:You know, lindsay Lohan.
Speaker 2:Oh, lindsay Hold Holden, a white chick, I know her. Yes, charlotte Lindsay Lohan, how?
Speaker 1:old, she turn.
Speaker 2:I'm ashamed of both of y'all.
Speaker 1:Okay, in my defense it was the punch yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday, Lindsay Lohan, 39.
Speaker 1:Go to the next birthday. All right, I know who this is, though, ceo, don't? Ashley Tisdale? Oh, happy birthday, ashley. She turned 40. Cody, huh, okay, no, you know. In New York, them rats was chewing through them.
Speaker 2:Tv cable girls, y'all know who the fuck that is. Who's that? Yeah, they know who.
Speaker 1:Ashley Tisdale High school musical Sweet Life of Jackie and Cody. What's her name? Ashley Tisdale Nigga, I done said that like five times Ashley.
Speaker 2:Tisdale, who that Y'all ain't have?
Speaker 1:cable in New York Okay.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, what did she do?
Speaker 1:Y'all cable was watching niggas get beat up outside the projects.
Speaker 2:What did she do? She's an actor. Actor. What movie did she play? In Disney Channel? She's a Disney Channel star High school music.
Speaker 1:She's a Disney.
Speaker 2:Channel star. I've never watched, that, you've never heard of Sharpay.
Speaker 1:No, wow, you might know this next person because you said you watch a few episodes of Baddies. He don't know shit, he watch Baddies, so he might. I don't know For you not to watch Disney Channel, but you watch Baddies is sick.
Speaker 2:I don't Listen. I had this conversation with a young lady. You watch Baddies If, niggas, you got a Zeus subscription.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:Hold on, shout out to y we on the radio every Sunday. Niggas, I'm going to give y'all a quick nippet. If you meet a girl and you ask her, do she watch baddies? Run, oh my God, Run as fast as you can See ya Run.
Speaker 1:What is wrong with watch? Let me ask a question.
Speaker 2:He said he's going to watch it.
Speaker 1:Let me ask a question. Let me ask a question.
Speaker 5:Now I don of how baddies go.
Speaker 1:How does your episode, how does a typical episode of baddies go? Bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck, stab, stab, stab, shit, shit, shit. Baddies in Africa.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck, stab, stab, stab, shit, shit, that's all they do.
Speaker 1:The show. Do not go like that. Yes, it do, that's all they do.
Speaker 2:They got got like 30 seconds of dim time of them chilling at the table at whatever they doing, and then it be like bitch, fuck you, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, fuck, fuck. And they fighting Like this shit is. Oh yeah, she watch Baddies, baddies, you know she watch Baddies.
Speaker 1:No, she watch Baddies. Shout out to my co-worker for letting me use her subscription.
Speaker 2:She watch Baddies for the Baddies, though, but let me use her for the baddies though. That's why she like baddies. I'm just saying brothers, brothers. If a woman watch baddies, run. Oh yo boo, watch baddies, I got you.
Speaker 1:All right, well, listen, okay, well, stunna Girl, it's her birthday, because I never said who birthday it was.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't like that bitch.
Speaker 1:Okay, she turned 32. Happy birthday to Sweetie.
Speaker 2:Is her name Sweetie or Swati?
Speaker 1:Fuck Up. Next we got Burner Boy. He turned 34. Shut up Burner Boy, Because fuck Burner Boy. You probably pissed me off, swati. What about that word made you say Swati? I thought, that was a name. Swati would be an S-W, not a S-A-W. Well, how do you?
Speaker 2:spell her name S-A-W-T-I I thought it was Swati.
Speaker 1:I thought it was Swali. It's Switi.
Speaker 2:It's Switi, switi, okay, switi, the nigga that she fucked with Offset right, no what. Tango.
Speaker 1:Who is Tango? Tango who Take off his dead? We're talking about Quavo. She's still in Quavo.
Speaker 2:Quavo, my bad Quavo. She fuck with Quavo, okay.
Speaker 1:Nigga said Tango. Okay, I thought he was going to be better because we outside in front of company, but he not. Fuck that. All right, you should know this person. This is probably the only person you know here. Let me tell you about Tom Cruise. You know Tom Cruise because y'all are the same age right?
Speaker 2:No, no, y'all ever watch all his movies, he turned 62.
Speaker 1:He turned 62. Y'all are the same age.
Speaker 2:Listen, no, no. I'd give somebody $20 if they could tell me what Tom Cruise does in every movie.
Speaker 1:Jump on couches.
Speaker 2:Nope, no, no. What does Tom Cruise do in every movie? Huh movie, huh, no, not his own stunts act? That's the actual no, no, no, y'all gonna be like, y'all gonna be like. Oh, he does do that every movie. Y'all don't know. He's on there run. This nigga runs in every fucking movie, don't he do? Every movie he runs, he's running running, running, running, running.
Speaker 1:What? What nigga said? Run, run, watch every tom cruise movie and see what he does in every fucking movie.
Speaker 2:You might be this nigga's. See what he does in every fucking movie. You might be right. This nigga's always running in every fucking movie, every fucking movie. Yes, he do. Which movie?
Speaker 1:Austin Powers, oh, austin Powers. I write Austin Powers, he ran away from the road.
Speaker 2:Yes, he did. Yes, he did, he ran. You ain't see the back behind the scenes.
Speaker 1:It's old niggas arguing. Go ahead, go behind the scenes. You can see this nigga's running. Ripper, not old. How old is Ripper?
Speaker 4:I can't see out these glasses Ripper, not old, how old?
Speaker 1:is Ripper. How old are you Ripper? I just turned 30. Oh shit, Congratulations, Big 3-0.
Speaker 2:Oh he old.
Speaker 1:Nigga, you're 62. Stop playing. I'm going to move along.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go with the menopause Party next door.
Speaker 1:He turned 31.
Speaker 2:That's all the birthdays. Shut up the party Party next door. Shut up the party Party next door.
Speaker 1:Playing with his nose now, uh-huh, yeah, wop, wop, wop.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 1:Celebrity hot topics. Y'all know. Every week I got to give y'all one outlandish story. You got two, yeah. Are any of these based in New York, no one is in Houston, damn, and one is in Canada.
Speaker 2:Okay, Houston and Canada we don't relate to Canada.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we do. Canada fuck with us they don't fuck with us.
Speaker 2:I'm hot as shit.
Speaker 1:B it's hot as hell. All right, number one A Texas woman blocked a highway in Texas had a wild standoff for hours with an armed elderly woman who shut the highway down. She sat in a lawn chair on the highway for nearly five hours with a gun in her hand.
Speaker 2:Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:She sat in a lawn chair in the highway On I-485.
Speaker 4:On I-45 near Houston.
Speaker 1:Let me see if I can bring up the picture so you can see she gangsta as hell. She was fed up, she did. She did watch that new Tyler Perry. She was fed up. So what was her reasoning? She has mental health issues.
Speaker 2:That she battles, oh, she retarded.
Speaker 1:Theo, god damn it, what you cannot say that word. What retard. Stop. Okay, let me tell the story. Oh Jesus, please. Around 2 pm, a 64-year-old woman intentionally listen, are you listening? She intentionally crashed into the back of an 18-wheeler truck on Highway 45 in Houston.
Speaker 2:Wait she was in the wheelchair. No how she crashed into the truck.
Speaker 1:In her car. I'm not trying to go to hell with y'all man, I'm saying Keep going to hell, okay.
Speaker 3:Keep going.
Speaker 1:Things escalated when the woman pulled out a revolver and started pointing a gun at herself. I know that's right. How old is she? 64. 64?, oh yeah, she's like two years older than you. Okay, so let's stop. So this 64 year old woman was in a car and she was driving down the highway, she had her car right in houston, right near houston, she, right, she, on the highway i-45.
Speaker 1:Right, boom. She intentionally runs into the back of an 18 wheeler truck. Okay, boom, right, uh-huh. People come to try to see if she okay, because they see it's the older lady in the car okay boom, she pulled out the revolver. Point the revolver at herself, At herself. They like oh, this bitch crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:Boom, they call the police.
Speaker 2:Okay, keep going.
Speaker 1:Police get there. She ain't listening to shit they saying. They giving her verbal commands, she waving the gun at them.
Speaker 2:She don't give a fuck, ready to die like Biggie Like listen that she was fed up.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie she was fed up.
Speaker 1:You know what had me crashing out like that Bills. You know what had me crashing out like that Love Island?
Speaker 5:Yeah, Actually you know what?
Speaker 1:You know, what would've do it when you go to Bojangles and they don't got no chicken? No. When you Honey Mustard and they be like I don't have no honey, until the baby cancel my whole B or they be like it's an extra 60 cent. No, I ain't never said that they ain't never told me that, yeah, I'm trying, bojangles charge for their sauces. Now, shit, I'm trying to tell you, you know what a crash out like that do?
Speaker 3:That's that new AR shit I ain't going to say nothing. That'll make you crash out. A nigga bring his game over uninvited.
Speaker 4:that'll make you crash out, Because y'all know I'm as wild.
Speaker 1:Listen, I'm trying to tell you. Think about it though A nigga come to your house and he bring his game uninvited, I'll sit in the middle of the highway too, just like that. I got that game over there. Ain't nobody tell you to plug that?
Speaker 4:shit up. What was the rest?
Speaker 1:of the story. So police were called and officers formed a scene trying to de-escalate the situation, all while traffic set sand, still for almost five hours, completely shutting down both sides of the highway. Imagine if you was the car in the front of the line. You sat there for five hours. Imagine if you that car, you sitting there while she's sitting in front of you in that chair.
Speaker 4:Her legs crossed everything.
Speaker 1:She's comfortable in this chair and it's hot in Houston. Like what are you doing?
Speaker 2:So all right, so would y'all run her over. What would y'all do? Run her over? Run her over is a while.
Speaker 1:What yeah? Let me you know what yeah okay. Let me finish the story. Negotiation team to come in.
Speaker 2:A negotiation team, a negotiation team because she has a gun that she's waving around traffic right, that's nasty.
Speaker 1:But she's not like an imminent threat to people. She's not. But they don't want to harm her. So they called in a negotiation team. She ain't give a fuck about that. She ain't listen to shit they had to say. They called in her daughter and then that's when things took a turn and they was able to peacefully resolve it. Yeah, and they did have the woman surrendered at 6.20.
Speaker 4:Her daughter probably cussed her out.
Speaker 1:Mama, get your ass up. What the hell are you doing? What the hell?
Speaker 2:Just imagine you on a highway. Yeah, just imagine you on a highway and you see a lady sitting down in the middle of the highway.
Speaker 1:What the fuck you going to do An older lady, a 64-year-old?
Speaker 4:lady sitting on the highway in a long chair.
Speaker 2:I'm running her ass over You're not doing that. That's like them, little fucking swan ducks out here Like niggas. Be stopping for the swan ducks. Why you stopping?
Speaker 1:for them. Swan ducks, get the fuck out the road. You know you can't hit them. That's illegal. To hit them, that's a federal crime. If you hit, wow, you going to jail. I never knew that. You Please don't get this nigga Right now.
Speaker 2:I plead the fifth.
Speaker 1:Wow, that's crazy. Well, I'm glad that she got, you know, safely taken care of. I know we out here Checking stuff, but you know Mental illness Is really like a thing, and who knows what that lady Was going through for real.
Speaker 4:It could be like a little Sad trigger she been battling With her mental illness her entire life.
Speaker 5:She retarded.
Speaker 1:Alright, I will quit this podcast today In front of all these people. I'm going to have to walk out with you. She was specially challenged. No, that is not Number two. I'm just going to ignore that Canadian man was deemed the luckiest man alive after he beat cancer and won the lottery four times. Say what A nigga in Canada beat cancer and won the lottery four different times he beat cancer and won the lottery four different times.
Speaker 1:Yes, that nigga's probably laying in a heap of pussy right now. He's married. Oh same thing. So three of his lottery winnings he won in the last nine months what Last nine? Is that legal?
Speaker 2:That's legal, wait oh wait, so what was the total winnings?
Speaker 1:Up to almost three million in total winnings. Three million Now. Meanwhile, my ass, that's three million US dollars. I don't know if that is convenient. My ass be going to the shell on sunset Getting scratch offs and losing like fuck, I'm pissed off. So listen, there was a guy his name is David Serkin. He is a cancer Survivor and a retired laborer who won the lottery Four different times. His hot streak includes a $500,000 Jackpot last August, a $1,000,000 jackpot Last November and another $1,000,000 jackpot this May that damn. And another one million jackpot this may that's crazy.
Speaker 1:And then before that to start like office, I guess hot streak of winning. He won almost. It's been almost a decade now 250 000 and all of these are not off scratch, they are all playing like the numbers. And they asked him like what's his method? He was like you know, it's like a one in, like a 313, 313 million chance that you're going to win.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 1:But he said my motto is if I win, hey, if I don't, I'm just going to keep playing.
Speaker 2:Wait, how many of y'all ever won a scratch off ticket? Who won? How much did you win?
Speaker 1:Keep y'all hands up so I can come rob y'all.
Speaker 2:Huh, $20?. Okay, $20. How much did you win?
Speaker 1:Who got $20? How much? Who won $20?
Speaker 2:$10? You won $20?
Speaker 4:I'm going to rob you. I won $200. You got $20 right now I'm for $5.
Speaker 1:Give me $20.
Speaker 2:Anybody else? Anybody else? An awful lot of retention. I'm going to rob you. I'm going to rob you. Who won $200? You won $200? Who won $200? When was this? When?
Speaker 1:did you win $200 and where I'll tell you I won mine.
Speaker 4:Oh, since I ain't going to rob you, mine was at the 7-Eleven.
Speaker 1:Mine was at the 7-Eleven by Northlake off of $5 scratch off. I used to work there and it's crazy because I bought it on the clock.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever got anything on a scratch off before. I ain't never won. I don't like the gamblers, I don't want like 200.
Speaker 1:Then I want like 50. Then I want like 20. Then I want like 10. Then I want like 30.
Speaker 4:All right, let me ask Wait a minute.
Speaker 1:All the gamblers in the house raise your hand. The casino. I see you in the back.
Speaker 4:I see you in the front you try to put your hand up real sly.
Speaker 1:You be on that fan door yeah, i'ma rob all y'all too. Oop yep, everybody getting robbed, everybody getting robbed. Oh hell no, you gonna get me caught. You gonna get me fucking caught. That's crazy, well damn, congratulations who the hell is popping? Fireworks. Who is popping fireworks? I know y'all niggas ain't bringing fireworks out here it's the 4th.
Speaker 2:It's the 4th. Turn it up.
Speaker 1:We don't celebrate that. Three hours, we don't celebrate that.
Speaker 2:That was the birth of America. We don't celebrate that. We don't celebrate the birth of America.
Speaker 1:Tomorrow is not July 4th, tomorrow is 704 day 704 day. So shout A nigga. Sleeves, sleeves with the knees, type shit, type shit. What's up chocolate drop? What up girl? What's up girl? Oh shit, oh, bucket, bucket, oh shit. Is the kids out here, they inside.
Speaker 2:Nah, kids should be home right now, fuck that it was kids out here earlier.
Speaker 1:I had to make sure it was, because God, yeah, oh, my God, a lot of ass, a lot of ass. Well, shout out to that man for the lottery winners. I'm going to rob him too. He in Canada, I'm going to rob him. Yeah. So he said. The last time he won one million he saved all his money. The only thing he did was took his wife on a nice trip to Hawaii. Look at that, because that's a man for real, because these niggas not to take you down To Bader's Fort Instead of Hawaii.
Speaker 2:Have y'all ever been to Canada? No, who?
Speaker 5:been to Canada out here.
Speaker 2:Me Canada, you been to Canada, I been to Toronto. Okay, who else been to Canada out here? Can I get my phone? Nobody, nobody, I can't see. Can I get my phone? Yo, huh, here you go, thank you. Canada swag is crazy. I've been to the stores out there in Canada shopping. They got some shit in Canada.
Speaker 1:I believe it. If you go to like Toronto. Toronto looks like a cleaner New York.
Speaker 2:Toronto. I've been to Toronto, Toronto, Canada. I went to like a, like you know.
Speaker 4:Carabana.
Speaker 2:I don't know what store it was. It was like a store department store to get clothes and shit. I had, like I bought like a petite down jacket.
Speaker 1:You was in juniors.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the fuck it was. No, no.
Speaker 1:I was in juniors, little missus.
Speaker 2:Huh, I was in where, where.
Speaker 1:Where was that Petites? Who Talking about the sizes?
Speaker 2:nigga Petites, Little missus that what's it called Petite's Huh?
Speaker 1:What's it called?
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't. It wasn't called that. No, it wasn't called that. It was a fucking department store that I went in and got some jackets and shit. That's what it was.
Speaker 4:What size?
Speaker 5:Small, what size?
Speaker 1:Small, no large. Large, large, it's medium. Huh, it's medium, no, no.
Speaker 2:It's medium. No, it's large, large. Can we get some volume control? I hear feedback Because you're moving too fucking much. Shut the fuck up. I hear feedback. Shh, you hear me. You understand me, Ripper, I hear feedback. I was trying to look for who you was talking to just now.
Speaker 1:I just want y'all to know I'm the unproblematic one on the podcast?
Speaker 2:Yeah, because he got me completely fucked up.
Speaker 1:I just be fucked up over here Let me call my friends up here to beat your ass. Who the?
Speaker 2:Hoochies when the Hoochies at. Put your hands up and wave your hands.
Speaker 1:Hoochies, where you at All my friends sitting back there will come up here and beat your ass.
Speaker 2:Look, they all dead. I see them right there. They all dead.
Speaker 1:Okay, where you at?
Speaker 2:Family too, and my cousins back there too, Family too, Yo can they come up here and beat your ass.
Speaker 1:So the Vendors are hoochie too. Yeah, all my cousins hoochies, we hoochies. God damn it, you a hoochie. Huh, I can't hear you. They say they ain't. No, goddamn hoochie. You say you are or you are.
Speaker 2:You aren't or you are, or you are. They're not, they're not, don't worry about what the fuck we are.
Speaker 1:Just know that. Come up here and whoop your ass. What's the hoochie call Hoochie, hoochie coochie Hoochie.
Speaker 2:That's the hoochie call. That's the call, friend. What is it, hoochie coochie?
Speaker 1:Hoochie, that's the call Trying the hoochies.
Speaker 3:What's the last what you got what else?
Speaker 1:we got, I know, y'all want to have it. I got two more.
Speaker 2:What you got.
Speaker 1:Okay, the next one for july you're looking for moves because I feel like you know people and charlotte moves, charlotte moves, okay. So, um, tomorrow a 704 party is hosting a block party at queen park, social from 3 to 9 pm. Okay, um, there's also a diy block party, which is a cowboy carter theme, and you make different um tassels and like what theme is it again, cowboy carter?
Speaker 5:what theme is it?
Speaker 4:again cowboy carter. What theme is it again, cowboy carter?
Speaker 2:thank you from 12 is it again Cowboy Carter. Thank you.
Speaker 1:From 12 to 2 on Saturday.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:And then all weekend long shout out to Better Look Tomorrow. They always have been crying their asses out. So tomorrow they have their rodeo themed party at RSVP from 3 to 9 pm and then Saturday they have the day party at Alibi with rotating DJs in the daytime from 4 to 10, and then from 10 to 2 they have the R&B party at Superclose.
Speaker 1:I'm going to give them a pause. Actually, they fucked up this last week, so I'm going to give them Better Luck Tomorrow. Yeah, better Luck Tomorrow. Got, they were on a chopping block last week actually. Well, this week.
Speaker 1:Y'all killed my battery, God damn it. Yeah, they was on a chopping block, so you know Better Luck Tomorrow. The party They've been throwing the hype-ass day parties and stuff. Okay, I think they are great promoters because they invite people to give feedback, right. So one of the feedback was that the girl she was tired of the DJ playing R Kelly during the R&B party hey yo, shout out to R Kelly.
Speaker 2:Free R.
Speaker 1:Kelly, stop, stop, alright, stop.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on by a show of hands who want to free R Kelly. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1:Thank you, hold on, hold on. This is a real thing. Was that a woman that put her hand up that said that Thank you, don't be ashamed, sis, listen. R Kelly is undoubtedly the king of R&B. You've lost the plot this morning.
Speaker 2:You've lost the plot A whole coochie has Shout out to R Kelly free R Kelly. Let me finish my thing.
Speaker 1:Anyway, you probably was born on R Kelly, so she, you know, I was actually born to Marvin Gaye, so relax. How? You know, my daddy told me Anyway.
Speaker 2:He lied to you.
Speaker 1:So she said she didn't like the DJ playing a bunch of R Kelly, but she was just giving honest feedback. They asked for feedback, she asked. Instead of like them giving feedback, they posted a video, gaslighted her, posted a video, posted her asking a question, like this person's page. And so then everybody on the internet on Charlotte internet IG, went on their ass. They had to apologize because they knew they was wrong. It is people that like R Kelly. I am cognizant of that. No matter how stupid I think y'all are, they like R Kelly, that's fine.
Speaker 2:But I do think who can validate our feelings for R Kelly?
Speaker 1:No, y'all stupid as shit, but I do also recognize that if you are asking, come to. Michael, I swear to God, you turned my shit off. If you ask for honest feedback, I feel like you should take honest feedback instead of gaslighting people. You know what I'm saying. We being honest out here.
Speaker 2:I know y'all people stupid, y'all gonna listen to this man Half of y'all in here was born to R Kelly Stop saying half because not my.
Speaker 1:I was actually born to keep sweat Half on a baby. Okay, we're going to go ahead and move on. Y'all know the words.
Speaker 2:No because nobody Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all, niggas.
Speaker 1:Fuck all y'all niggas. One thing about it niggas going to go to hell and back for R Kelly. Go ahead. Sean Diddy calls they're going to go to the Hellebeck room too. Let's talk about it. Okay, let me get Y'all got excited. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:Let me get through all of my After you get through that, I got a crazy story for y'all. No, no, crazy, crazy. We don't have time for story time.
Speaker 1:We don't have time for two cents tonight. Y'all going to love this story.
Speaker 2:That's basketball, that's sports, that's not this. Well, incorporate it. I like the shout out, though. Thank you, yeah, of course, bartender, another drink, thank you.
Speaker 1:Sean Diddy Combs, y'all. 30 days has come and the verdict has officially been reached in the federal case of Sean Diddy Combs walking in front of the cameras All the cameras.
Speaker 4:Hey friend, Stand up. You is weak in the knees.
Speaker 1:right now, Sean Diddy comes walking in front of the cameras, all the cameras, just to see hey, hey, friend stand up, stand up.
Speaker 5:You is weak in the knees right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, stand up. Hey leave her alone In the matter of the United States versus Sean Diddy Combs by unanimous decision. The charges and their verdicts are as followed Count one racketeering not guilty. You better not do no applause, uh-huh. Count two Sex trafficking of Cassandra Ventura Not guilty Uh-huh. Number three, or count three Transportation of prostitution or transportation for prostitution Guilty yeah, press that applause. Hit the shit, nigga, do not touch the support. Count four guilty Press that applause.
Speaker 2:Do not touch the support.
Speaker 1:Count four Sex trafficking of Jane Doe Not guilty. Count five Transportation for prostitution for Jane Doe Guilty. Get the applause, nigga, applause, nigga. Immediately after hearing the verdict, diddy's lawyers argued that he should be released immediately on a $1 million bond. The prosecution, on the other hand, argued or opposed the motion almost instantly, arguing his extensive drug use and his abusive behavior. If y'all remember now he was facing up to life under the racketeering or the RICO charge, but he was not found guilty of that. He was only found guilty of two counts of trafficking for the use of prostitution for Cassie and for 50 Cent Baby Mama, even though we know that's Jane Doe. Whatever, he still faces up to 20 years in prison.
Speaker 1:So let me tell me, tell you, what happened. They was arguing. Defense was arguing like he should get out. Prosecution was like keep his ass in there and just say I heard enough. Y'all gonna write me letters, we gonna come back at 1 pm and we gonna argue it out on why he either should or should not be released Well, they did that and the judge made a decision or should not be released. Well, they did that and the judge made a decision. He did not did his bond because he said diddy's bond was denied before the trial started.
Speaker 1:He sees no reason to reach the opposite conclusion now he went on further to say that after searches of diddy's home were conducted, did he continued to participate in violent and illegal conduct, which highlights a disregard for the rule of the law and a propensity for violence now the. I know you don't know how to spell propensity, but you spell it.
Speaker 1:I asked you first. You don't know how to spell it. So for the people that may be wondering, like what does this mean for Diddy? Well, that means that he now has to stay in jail in metro detention until his sentencing date has been set. His sentencing date is October 3rd at 10 am Free Diddy. So let me tell you what will happen on October 3rd, can't stop, won't stop, baby.
Speaker 2:Diddy did it, but my lawyer so good that Diddy got a credit. Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it.
Speaker 1:Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it. Diddy did it, but my lawyer's so good that Diddy got to quit it. Hey, shut up Crazy T. I love that. I love that. I am baffled. You niggas are acting totally different tonight. T you ain't never hit no music in the middle of a podcast.
Speaker 2:What the fuck, middle of a podcast. What the fuck? Wait, hold up. This is the first time T it's outside. Who is this?
Speaker 1:nigga in the corner. It's outside. Who is this nigga in the corner? What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2:We outside.
Speaker 1:That's that, oh my God. Alright, get my dog out of here. Get him out of here.
Speaker 4:So listen on.
Speaker 1:October 3rd when they reconvened for his sentencing. The defense is seeking a 21 month to 27 month. Let me break it down for y'all they seek it anywhere between a year and nine months to two years and three months of a prison term. Lock his nigga up. Prosecution, on the other hand, is looking for 51 to 63 months or four years. Five months. Lock that nigga up To five years and four months. Right, but he will receive credit for time served. Now he has done almost two years Shit. So if defense wins and he gets his 21 to 27 month sentence, he will either have to do up to three months or he could get out.
Speaker 2:Ayo listen.
Speaker 1:You finna say some ignorant shit. I know, Let me just cut my mic off. I am going to say some ignorant shit, but listen. Free Diddy nigga Free.
Speaker 2:Diddy, I told y'all, but I told y'all from the jump that the prosecution didn't do enough to prove their case for Rico or for whatever have you.
Speaker 1:This court case was never going to go far, as public opinion it was never going to go far.
Speaker 2:Because and listen, shout out to Cassie. You know she did endure a lot, but the social media is saying yo, Cassie, you are not a victim, you are a willing participant of the freak-offs. This is not me talking, you putting a. This is social media. Look at social media.
Speaker 1:Y'all can see it. They said he's a freak-o, the only Listen.
Speaker 2:The only thing I've been watching the trial and the only shit that gets me appalled with Diddy was the cum on the nipples.
Speaker 1:That's nasty Coming on somebody's nipples, so you heard all the testimony from all those people and the only thing that stuck with you was Diddy putting come on his nipples. That's nasty. Ayo, that is not that, niggas. That's not nasty.
Speaker 2:So nothing else to do with nasty work.
Speaker 1:But the come on the nipples is where you said I'm drunk.
Speaker 2:That's where you drunk. Put a line in his ass. Yes, nigga, who the fuck is putting another nigga cum on your nipples? Who's?
Speaker 1:doing that. People do that. A nigga's not doing that.
Speaker 2:People do that. That's nasty. People do that. Who do it? What nigga in here putting cum on their nipples? Men who like men.
Speaker 1:Did I lie? I mean man, what did Biggie say? I eat somebody's daddy ass. He also said, he'd rather fuck RuPaul than fuck SWV.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what he said. You look so good, I suck your daddy dick, that's what Biggie said.
Speaker 1:That's your favorite rapper, right? Did we turn this into ladies night? Because let me tell you yeah, see, sit down.
Speaker 2:We got some red flags, you know what? That is.
Speaker 1:You know what the red flag is Free.
Speaker 4:Diddy.
Speaker 1:You want me to say it. You want me to say what the red flag is. New York, that's that New York, nigga shit every time, ladies. Red flag number 48. Stay away from anybody. Any nigga you see from New York Run far Run, far, no, no, no From. Brooklyn to. Harlem, to Queens, to Staten, everybody Bad style. All of that shit Go past.
Speaker 2:Don't stop at go Run for it, nah but on a serious note, on a serious note with this whole All the boroughs over there, finna, jump me, they gonna jump me. It is hella boroughs over there, it's boroughs over there, they gonna jump me.
Speaker 1:Hold on they going all the way from Harlem to.
Speaker 2:You said this the last episode. Who was that? Who was that that said that?
Speaker 1:All the New York niggas, because they're going to switch cheese. They're going to switch cheese. Me over here, cheesy, what.
Speaker 2:Now, on a serious note on this Diddy case right, so he was found not guilty. On how many charges? Was five, three out of five? Three out of five, right?
Speaker 1:I feel two, two, no. He was found not guilty on three charges.
Speaker 2:Three charges, three out of five, rico and two charges the most serious crimes he was found not guilty of, right I feel. In my opinion, this was nothing more than a smear campaign on Diddy. That's what I feel. This is my opinion. There's nothing more than a smear campaign to show the world that Diddy is a horrible, nasty individual and that's who he is. I work with a red-pilled-ass name.
Speaker 1:That's who he is. What'd you say I know I, that's who he is. That's who he is. What you say I know. I know I work for the red pill ass.
Speaker 2:Where's the mic? Where's the mic? Can we get the mic to this young lady that said something, please? Yeah, I want to hear what she said, please.
Speaker 1:She said you a red pill ass nigga. She agreed. I got to hear her. I got to hear good and listen. I just want you to know before you talk these are not the uneducated bitches that you are used to. All my friends got college degrees time too.
Speaker 2:So please know that when you talk to my friends, I don't give a fuck about that shit. Go ahead and speak.
Speaker 3:What you got to say Go ahead and speak, friend. I don't know what a red pill ass nigga is Him. I agree with it because I knew you, you know me. We had to be on the same way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we is. Don't fuck up, I don't care.
Speaker 1:See that right there I got you, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 3:But what I was going to say is, regardless of how you feel about his charges, that he got off on that video in the hotel alone should be a reason why you don't support D. That was alarming.
Speaker 1:Alarming is crazy, that was alarming.
Speaker 3:Ask the question of like, of all the things, like what surprised you the most, and you start talking about come on, the nigga nipples, not him walking her ass in the goddamn hotel. Clock it, that is a red. Imagine if that was somebody doing that to your kid exactly.
Speaker 2:Okay, I hear you. I hear you, but we're gonna ask the crowd, right?
Speaker 1:no, no, no, no, you're gonna ask her question. She's actually you. Wait, you're asking me a question. She said what was the question? Let her talk, let her talk.
Speaker 2:No, I wasn't um asking a question right the fuck, what was the?
Speaker 3:question. Hold on, let her talk, let her talk. No, I wasn't asking a question, Right the fuck.
Speaker 2:The fuck. She wasn't asking me.
Speaker 1:No fucking question you a little too feisty tonight, my brother, yeah, you a little too feisty.
Speaker 2:She wasn't asking me a question.
Speaker 3:I want you to answer it though, at any time. At any time, if somebody says no, that means fucking no. If the bitch had 99, freak offs if she don't want the 100, no means no, thank you.
Speaker 1:Clocky friend.
Speaker 2:Hello, that's real Now listen, I'm not discrediting Cassie and what she went through. I never discredited her.
Speaker 1:I want to go back to the point she made. You said the shit where you drew the line was him coming. Niggas come right. But what about the video Address that? How?
Speaker 2:do you feel about that?
Speaker 1:No, no, no. Address it, keep addressing it, stop Address it.
Speaker 2:What did I say on this podcast about Cassie? I said, listen, Cassie been through a lot of shit and I applaud her for going through that and getting on the stand.
Speaker 1:So he got not guilty. So he got not guilty for going through something that she was forced to go through. It's nasty Work, my brother, but but but that's nasty.
Speaker 2:Hold on, we're not going to go too far into this, but oh, now we're not going to go too far.
Speaker 1:We ain't going too far now.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Because this is not me. The internet is saying that Cassie was not a victim, that she was a willing participant of the freak-out. What do you mean? That she called these fucking prostitute niggas to come fuck her without Diddy's consent.
Speaker 1:All right, that's all I'm saying, Right? So again, you keep skipping over the video. Address the video. I addressed the video. I addressed the video.
Speaker 2:So the video he beat her up in the hallway at the hotel and that's terrible. That's horrible, but they did not charge him with beating up in the hallway at the hotel. They did not charge right right, right Again, and the statute of limitations ran out.
Speaker 1:On that I agree with you. T my statement, though what I just asked this nigga, he, what I just asked this nigga, he drew the line at another nigga coming on another nigga, but that's nasty. But he didn't draw the line at this video.
Speaker 2:I didn't draw the line. No. No, you're right. You're right, I understand what you're saying, thank you, but they overcharged him. They was reaching with a Rico. They put him in a Rico trial by himself.
Speaker 1:That's not even a real thing. He wasn't in a Rico by himself, though it's three other people in that Rico KK is one of those people.
Speaker 4:KK ain't been charged with nothing.
Speaker 1:You think that KK has a sealed indictment for Rico? It's three people on that, rico, you finna eat a glizzy. How you finna eat it, I ain't gonna count, because I was about to eat one too. Glizzy gobbler. You drawing a line and coming on another nigga nipples. But that right, there was crazy. Gobble, gobble, ugh. This y'all mans, this y'all mans for real. Oh yeah, your boys over here. This y'all mans, that's absolutely crazy.
Speaker 2:I am comfortable in my masculinity.
Speaker 1:Well, listen, what would you do, man?
Speaker 4:I'm having sex after this too. What would you do?
Speaker 2:Huh, it's.
Speaker 1:What would you do? We got what. What is that?
Speaker 2:Can you read it? Oh okay, I see it's too small.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, oh, you are sick. I'm not going to lie. He made me not even want to eat mine, no more. The way you just swallowed. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yo, we live in a society where y'all niggas care too much.
Speaker 1:Who gives a fuck? But you was mad at niggas coming on. Niggas, what are you?
Speaker 2:The fuck.
Speaker 1:Swallowing that hole is crazy. Swallowing that hole is crazy. You want that koozie? I'm going to eat it now, though that shit hot.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the chicken. Y'all are crazy. Make a fuck them burgers, Alright you done?
Speaker 1:Yes, shout out to Trappy for her Y'all, give a round of applause for Hot Topics and Trappy y'all and I swear y'all. The views of CEO does not reflect Trap's seat in tears, please.
Speaker 2:And yo Crazy T. I need a song To bring me in. Give me a hot song, oh no wait.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute, hold on T Pause that shit. T pause it, pause it, pause it. Oh fuck no. T turn that shit off. My nigga T.
Speaker 2:I used to cop in Harlem All of my damn men got nobody on the Broadway.
Speaker 1:For me that's a diamond, diamond, took it to my stash box. T turn that shit off, my nigga T.
Speaker 2:First of all, first of all, yo yo, yo yo CEO. I bet they thought we playing that.
Speaker 1:First of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, I want to say some shit. Three things, three things, shut up. Three things ain't never had an intro song. We don't do this regularly.
Speaker 2:We outside, we outside you ain't give my friend no intro song. What the? She didn't have an intro song, then we have an intro song, okay, okay, okay, t give her a intro song right now. No crazy, t give her a song now hold on hold on we're gonna rewind that give her an intro song. I got to see. Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here we go. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck. Yeah, that's your song, friend, that's your shit. Though that's your shit. Though when it at chat, that's your shit. But it's too late now. Now we pissed, huh, we mad. Now Ay Also wait, t, t, ayo, t. Cut that shit off. Cut that shit off Also. Point number three I better get a fucking Intro song in this bitch. Listen and it better be fire, and it better be fire. I swear to God If we up in a good time tonight.
Speaker 2:Let me hear you say yeah.
Speaker 3:If you hot as hell say yeah, you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1:I should have known that was a typical New York song to play.
Speaker 2:New York niggas, ayo T my nigga, my, nigga my nigga, we like it.
Speaker 1:Let me ask a question Is that how New York niggas eat their hot dogs? Huh, that's how New York niggas eat their hot dogs. Y'all be in front of the bodega eating a hot dog like that.
Speaker 2:That's how I eat my hot dogs. I always tell my kids. Listen.
Speaker 1:What borough are you from? Huh? Where is that what y'all call hot dogs?
Speaker 2:We call them hot dogs, we don't call them, glizzies Y'all say glizzies. I don't know where that shit came from. Where the fuck glizzy?
Speaker 1:came from. It came from New York. It came from New York.
Speaker 2:Yes, it did, where my nigga Blizzy at Blizzy Blizzy not from New. York no, no, no. You never heard it until I got down here. Right, blizzy didn't come from New York, that is not a New York thing, you said.
Speaker 1:DC, dc, dc. Yeah, that might be DC. Now, blizzy did not come from New York. Now that I think about it, you might be right.
Speaker 2:We don't know what the fuck nigga. So you just eat your shit whole, Huh no. I always tell my kids food is meant to be eaten, not played with, so I just eat my food.
Speaker 1:I don't play with my food. That's what that nigga said. I eat it.
Speaker 2:Alright, so what would you do? Hey, do we got a mic for our live studio audience. Where's the mic at? Who got the mic? We got a mic.
Speaker 1:Palo, Where's the mic? Okay, Okay, what's up? Nai, Everybody say hi Nai, Say hi Nai, Hi Nai. Nai's going around with the mic. This is where we do crowd participation. Yes, so participator, get the fuck out. Okay, Quiet on the set. So participator, get the fuck out.
Speaker 2:Okay, quiet on the set.
Speaker 1:Shut the fuck up, niggas. Y'all look too happy over there and ain't looking at us.
Speaker 2:Y'all too loud. Oh, we got a nice crowd tonight. I love y'all niggas. Let's give a round of applause for y'all.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the crowd.
Speaker 2:That's the only butt you know. So if y'all are familiar with my, what would you do is my what would you do's are normally accounts switch, switch it's people behind you tonight where yeah? Switch in in front of the crowd yeah, okay, checking the camera, be good switch you ain't checking the camera about an hour sit down okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So if y'all know my what would you do is my what would you do's are normally accounts by me, or accounts that I have seen, or accounts that people tell me. So this one is a count that I went through because I was like this is a live crowd. I got to go through it, but y'all know this one. This is retro, retro, what would you do? Alright, and if y'all know my, what would you do? My what would you do is I'll always flip. It could be male or female, just flip the script. Put the camera on me, all right? Hey, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Y'all talking too much them.
Speaker 1:your friends too. Them your people, my friends. Them your friends, my friends, that's your friend.
Speaker 5:Everybody here, my friend.
Speaker 2:No Huh, I'm not your friend, you're not my friend, no Well get the fuck out of here, then it's my shit.
Speaker 1:I'm your fucking friend. I don't think I necessarily like you too much either myself.
Speaker 2:I could cut both of your mic calls. Y'all get the fuck out of here. I'll do it by myself. Cut the mic off.
Speaker 1:Hey, that worked for me.
Speaker 2:Crazy T, you control their mics? Yeah, because Supreme, my friend. So go ahead, lies, go ahead. So what would you do? So this is a ladies' base. What would you do? And y'all are familiar with this. What would you do? All right, so what would you do if you get your girls? It's a typical summer night, right? Typical summer day, summer night, whatever, and y'all are going out, y'all just casually, just going to the store. So y'all go to the store and y'all know on this particular block, there's always niggas on this block. Y'all know, if y'all go through this block, there's always niggas on this block. So y'all know y'all going to get hollered at off the back. So y'all going through the block. All right, girls, y'all be going on this block. We know the niggas going to be there. Y'all just got to. You know how y'all do when y'all know niggas going to be there. Let's just be extra tight Now. Going through the block and y'all see the niggas on the block. The niggas is hollering at y'all.
Speaker 1:Yo, what up, ma you look good, what up.
Speaker 2:I like your little blonde hair. I like a little dreads you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:It's not dreads, get out of here.
Speaker 2:What is that? They're locks, locks, they're locks, that's locks.
Speaker 1:Yes, they're locks.
Speaker 2:That's locks. Don't piss me off.
Speaker 1:I swear to.
Speaker 5:God, my friends, don't jump in after this shit, Whatever, whatever. So you know locks, whatever.
Speaker 2:So y'all go to the store and there's a big diesel nigga Like he's fucking Diesel. He got mad muscles. There's no body fat on him whatsoever, right, but y'all know this Cause. Y'all go to this block everyday. Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:That's my best friend, sit your ass down. Shut the fuck up. Best friend, sit your ass down. They couldn't see go ahead continue.
Speaker 2:So y'all go to the block, y'all go to the store, whatever. So, long story short, the nigga holler at y'all the big diesel. Nigga holler at y'all Like yo, what up, man, what's good? And y'all give this nigga the cold shoulder. Y'all like ah, ew, ew, ew, you too diesel. Nigga, I don't want you Too diesel. If y'all walking away and y'all feel something hit you like ooh, what the fuck? And it's rice. And the niggas say eat, pigeon, eat. As y'all walk away.
Speaker 1:This is the Hold up wait, wait, wait, wait, train, train, train train. This is the absolute most New York-ass story ever Wait, wait, train, train.
Speaker 2:So did y'all get the story, Ladies, ladies, y'all got the story. Say it again, okay.
Speaker 1:You walk in, you and your homegirl Wait, wait, no, no. You take too long repeating.
Speaker 2:You want to let her say it? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, let the lady say it. You just took 30 minutes. You and your homegirl walking down the street where you know it's all niggas. Girlfriends like listen, we're going down the street, y'all know how they are, be tight. You get down there, niggas all on you, blah, blah, blah. You get to the store, that's your ingo, that's where you trying to go to store. You get to the store, it's a big diesel nigga. He buff, he got a little neck, he big shoulders, just big, and he try to holler at you. You give him the cold shoulder. So as you go to walk out the door you feel something being thrown at you and you look and it's rice. And he like eat pigeon, eat Boom. Throw some rice at you. And it's not cooked rice either. It's not cooked rice.
Speaker 2:So, ladies, we're going to get the mic. What would you do if a nigga threw some bag of rice at you and said eat pigeon, eat what?
Speaker 1:would you do? All right, built to ass. Thank you, the fuck you talking about, yeah, what would you do?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and when you get on the mic, I need you to say your name, where you from and all that type of shit. My name is.
Speaker 1:Shawnee B, you're on Instagram, that's my cousin right there, Terrace that's my first cousin. But yeah, I'm an old bitch. So yeah, it's belt to ass, I'm an old bitch, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:Belt to ass.
Speaker 4:Belt to ass. So what you?
Speaker 2:going to beat him up? Yes, we're going to whoop their ass.
Speaker 1:We was raised to whoop ass yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, you're going to fight the diesel ass nigga. Okay, who else?
Speaker 1:Let's pass the mic. I think I was pissed off last time I heard this the cooked rice pissing me off.
Speaker 2:Why would you throw rice at me? That's some New York nigga ass shit ladies. Who else got the mic? I can't see who got the mic. Who got the mic? They back there scared. Who the fuck got the mic? Who?
Speaker 1:going to talk. Nobody want to talk about cooked rice.
Speaker 2:We want to talk about why he had rice in his pocket.
Speaker 1:We're going to get to that.
Speaker 2:Why is?
Speaker 1:New York niggas walking around with rice.
Speaker 2:Don't put that on New York. Don't do that. Don't do that. I ain't never had no rice in my pocket. You?
Speaker 1:know what? It's some Harlem shit. That's some Harlem shit.
Speaker 2:We're going to get to that. Who got the mic? What's your name? Where you from? I can't see my name is Reminisce. Yes, Remy.
Speaker 4:Marley, oh Remy.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Pull a queen lot teeth and I'm gonna punch him dead in his motherfucking eye.
Speaker 2:You gonna punch him dead in his eye. Hell yeah, a big diesel nigga with no fat on his body, hell yeah, okay, he can't lean down too quick. Okay, you gonna punch him in his eye. Okay, who's next? He can't lean down too quick. Who else? What would you do?
Speaker 4:My name is Ebby and I'm from South Carolina. Okay, first of all, niggas throwing rice at me. That's all I need to know what the fuck. You throwing rice at me for you a big ass, nigga, and you throwing rice? That's crazy as hell Crazy as fuck.
Speaker 1:You just gotta really Start jumping these niggas when they do shit like this. You got to start Fighting these niggas For real. Okay, I don't got it.
Speaker 2:What's that? Huh, sleeves what up Sleeves my nigga. Alright, who else? We got somebody else. We got another lady that gonna say what would you do? Huh, we got nine.
Speaker 1:Who that? That's my brother Child, late as hell. The most famous man in the world just walked in the building. What's up, jeff? What up, jeff? Sit your ass down. Oh shit, all right, nah, we're not going to do this. My brother seen, like everybody else on Instagram, so I don't. Uh-uh, uh-uh, lean up, lean up, lean up. My brother's seen, like everybody else on Instagram, so I don't. Uh, uh, uh, uh, lean up, lean up, lean up. My brother's seen.
Speaker 2:He's seen on Instagram like everybody else, I don't wanna hear that that's nasty work.
Speaker 1:Alright.
Speaker 2:Tell us the end of this story. What happened? Hold on, nobody else, nobody else, nobody else. Everybody else probably crashed out.
Speaker 1:You. Good, I'll say that, okay, go ahead, go ahead now All in all you big and buff and you throwing rice that's just bitch energy, so I'll treat you that way. That is true, that's bitch energy. That's not no man, so fuck it yeah.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah all right, all right.
Speaker 1:Somebody said they want the mic.
Speaker 2:Somebody said they want the mic, this young lady said she's going to beat the nigga up right, and who else said they're going to beat somebody up, somebody getting the mic.
Speaker 1:Hold on, I see somebody getting the mic back there.
Speaker 2:Somebody else getting the mic?
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to throw a twist on that shit, especially if I know that's the block they hang on. That's where they be at. I'm going to make sure me and my shorties pull up with some good cooked hot ass rice. Yeah, and we're going to throw that at you shit. Throw the gravy, sis. Throw the gravy at his ass. Pebbles on that nigga.
Speaker 2:What part of New York you from, she from New York. What part you from sis? Oh, you from New York, sis, Hold on hold, on hold on what part.
Speaker 1:Hold on what part? What part you from, sis? She's not from New York's shamed. Look at her back there. She's shamed. She had my FN. I told y'all about that, new York shit boy.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to tell you Nobody else, Ain't nobody else? So how did this story end again. So what happened was so these niggas and this is an account again, that was my account, so we are on. I'm from Brooklyn, new York. This block is 94th and Rutland right, so there's a corner store and this nigga the bodega, bodega.
Speaker 2:So this nigga, big Diesel nigga, he comes out there every morning and he grabs a bag of rice and he hollers at the ladies all day Like he may get some numbers and he may get some ladies. That be like nah, nigga.
Speaker 1:Like this is his life's mission. This is his life's mission, Wow.
Speaker 2:So he has a bag of rice.
Speaker 1:He just periodically buys bags of rice for the purpose of throwing them at bitches.
Speaker 2:Yes, so we come outside every morning. Every morning we come outside, we go on 94th and Rutland and he buys a bag of rice and we sit on the corner we was corner boys and if the girls don't approve, he take the rice and throw it at them and say, eat, pigeon, eat. So this particular girl, in this situation, how many bags of rice he go through? It's a one big rack. You know what the big bags of rice Is the Zatarain's. I don't know what the Zatarain's. You're not going to tell me he got a 25-pound bag of rice, I swear to God the big bag of rice, Basmati rice too.
Speaker 1:Is that basmati rice for real? This shit got to last a whole week. It's the way you're doing the logistics for this. Shit is crazy. It's a 25-pound bag, for sure. This got to last a week. The bag of rice is going to last.
Speaker 2:Yes, it got to last a whole week, t A whole week, because this is a week full of work. Why is this your homeboy that we got homeboy? That's your homeboy. You know this. I'm a homeboy. Yes, it is, I'm a homeboy.
Speaker 2:You hang out with this nigga, this nigga crazy as fuck. That's your man. Huh, this nigga crazy as fuck. You do know a lot situation.
Speaker 2:The girl came, I was there. She came and he was like yo, come in, ma he's mad aggressive. Big diesel nigga, mad aggressive, come in, come in, come in, yo, my name is such and such, yo what up. And the girl said ah, now you're too aggressive, no, stop, I gotta go. So the nigga said, okay, boom, eat pigeon, eat. The girl's like oh my, oh, oh, the you going to do. And she didn't do nothing. She said uh, and she kept walking. Because this nigga crazy. Just imagine, right, y'all can say what y'all want to say it's the rice that's throwing me off. But if y'all see a big diesel nigga that don't give a fuck shirt off, no inch of fat on himself and throwing rice at you and he's welcoming the confrontation, what you really going to do as a woman? Are you going to say, like you said I'm going to beat this nigga, I you take that chance. That might not be a good.
Speaker 1:That might not be a good option for you to do that. I can see what you're saying, but the rice I can't take it seriously now. So now I just can't take it seriously If he had a rice. I would believe you like alright big diesel-ass nigga.
Speaker 4:But you threw the rice so I can't take you seriously I?
Speaker 1:feel like my little cousins can jump you down.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. So in that particular instance, this big diesel nigga throw rice at you and say eat, pigeon, eat. And, as this young lady said, you gonna go and fight the nigga.
Speaker 1:You gonna fight, you gonna. I'm going to say something for sure, the way my mouth feel what are you going to do? I'm going to say something, at least you can say something.
Speaker 2:but she said I'll be like damn you rude ass nigga.
Speaker 1:That's why your dick little Like now I'm on real ignorant time when she at.
Speaker 2:I'm about to flame you.
Speaker 1:Because she said over there she going to fight the nigga. No, I'm going to have that nigga. Want to fight Brolic ass?
Speaker 2:no, neck having ass, thumb, thumb looking ass nigga Ladies, just never get rice thrown on y'all from a big diesel. Motherfucker. That shit is crazy.
Speaker 1:The moral of this story is stay out of fucking New York. That's the moral. That's the moral of the story.
Speaker 2:I've been saying this shit for a year now Stay out of fucking New York.
Speaker 1:New York, they got scraps.
Speaker 2:Shout out New York.
Speaker 1:And they got niggas that throw rice For everybody that's watching this online. Make sure y'all drop in the comments what would you damn do?
Speaker 2:What would the fuck you do, ladies?
Speaker 1:Alright, t give my intro music.
Speaker 2:I was going to hook you up, but then you was like stay out of.
Speaker 1:New York.
Speaker 2:No, no, no T.
Speaker 1:No, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 4:She was all through those comments.
Speaker 1:Oh T, that is oh T. Uh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. You know I'm triggering my shit. Uh-oh, uh-oh, give me a ride. Yeah, yeah, he earned his money tonight. He earned his money tonight. Yeah, he put two of my loves together. That's your shit, yeah, alright. Yeah, he put Beyonce and some damn Jamaican music together. T you want me Triggered as shit tonight, don't you? You want me triggered as shit.
Speaker 2:You know, t paid attention Because he played the Jamaican shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I did not say I was tired Of that Jamaican shit. Yep, it's alright, I still love it. You pay attention, bro. You do pay attention, though. That's why I love T. Shout out to the DJ. Y'all, y'all. Give love to the DJ, for real man, shout out to the DJ. We love crazy.
Speaker 1:Listen y'all, y'all know, look in for your event. That was like 30 seconds late, for, and as we've known, as I've grown into my older years, I've let go of shots with tears. Shots with tears is very aggressive. You would have thought I was from New York, right? You know what I'm saying? New York, no, scratch. I've let go of shots with tears. We are not clocking any tea tonight. I have gone onto a new path of tears as thoughts and I have a lot of thoughts for fucking today. You know what? Thought number one I just want people to recognize when you are on the highway and you in that far left lane, you going 60 and everybody going around you going 75. Get your ass out the way. Please Go to the handicap lane on the end. Yeah, because, why I got to beat the horn at you Now you mad.
Speaker 4:Now you mad.
Speaker 1:I don't beat the horn, I don't act to the ass. I can't even look at you for real when I'm driving, I'm driving past, I'm like, nah, I be staring at the ass Because, like, move your ass out the way, get your ass out the way.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Like how many of y'all have been in the far left fast lane and the nigga is not going the fast lane speed?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it Doesn't. That piss you off, it pisses me off. Fast lane is the fast lane Right.
Speaker 4:Get over For a reason.
Speaker 1:Get over, got it. I be mad as hell and I ain't gonna lie. Forgive me. If there's some people out here, it's always white people. I need a fan.
Speaker 2:We got white people out here Is white people out here. You're my fan.
Speaker 1:Oh, my bad, sis. Y'all killed my battery. It's your people, though I don't see that DNA in you. So you good, you good it was a white lady in the front, hey girl she white, she not white that is a white lady she's invited to the cookout.
Speaker 2:That's why she here, that nigga sick, push the.
Speaker 4:Button what's the nasty work? Button push, the button push the button.
Speaker 1:that's nasty work. He said it. We are not saying diddy party, what's?
Speaker 2:the nasty work button. Push the button. Push the button. Push the button Because that is fucking.
Speaker 1:That's nasty work.
Speaker 2:That's nasty work.
Speaker 1:That's nasty work. Yeah, we got to watch that nigga.
Speaker 2:Security should have stopped that nigga to go. Oh wait, Before you go, can I place my story?
Speaker 1:No, no, you cannot, not during my segment. No, you fucking cannot Wait it's right.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, listen, let me address some shit. Okay, go ahead. Terrace's thought number two Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Excuse me y'all. I'm tired of getting on this fucking shit with y'all and you always interrupt me when I'm giving my fucking segment. Now I am sick of this shit. It's not. It's like 10 of them motherfuckers out there, plus my brother. Hoochies make some noise. You feel in between two Hoochies, though? Wait, hold on.
Speaker 2:Hoochies make some noise. Woo hey, see, I gave him some props, stop fucking interrupting, stop interrupting. Okay, I'm sorry, hey, hey, hey, that wasn't me to stop, hey T T.
Speaker 1:You on fire tonight? T yeah, t you on fire tonight? Goddamn yes T yeah.
Speaker 2:Shout out to my hoochies.
Speaker 1:All right man. Thought number two. Thought number two this is a red flag. Shout out to Red Flag Playbook yes, me and your girl Sid. On Sundays, highly Unique, radio 7 to 9. Get your wine, we got red flags for you. If they only call you at night but never ask how your day went, that is not a vibe baby, he's a vampire.
Speaker 2:Okay, no, don't answer that phone, ladies, we just want some pussy.
Speaker 1:That nigga call you at night but he don't ask how your day went, but asking what you doing and what you wearing. Fuck that nigga, we want some pussy. Thank you, I just said. He's not a vibe, he's a vampire. That's what that is. That's not a vampire, that is a vampire. That's a nigga wanting pussy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this goes out to all the pirates and pirates. We got this booty. You know what? Hey, hey.
Speaker 1:I'm not playing with y'all tonight. Y'all said ain't no party like a Diddy party. Again, it's sick.
Speaker 2:That's nasty work.
Speaker 1:That is nasty, crazy, that is nasty. We got to watch this little section right here.
Speaker 2:Nasty, nasty work, nasty work, it's the ripper.
Speaker 1:I don't know who it is. Listen, fellas, this one is for you. Stop driving your girlfriend's Nissan Altima on two wheels. Baby, get that lady her car back, especially y'all that be driving y'all girlfriend's car that got them AKA plates on there. I be seeing y'all come around that corner With the sparkly steering wheel. That is sick.
Speaker 4:Get that lady her car back and stop fucking up her tires.
Speaker 1:Stop fucking up her tires, jody.
Speaker 4:And that nigga right here in the front he laughing hard as fuck.
Speaker 1:So that mean he do that shit, he laughing hard as fuck Driving your lady. Nissan Altima like that.
Speaker 2:He said no, he got his Show of hands. How many ladies in here drive a Nissan Altima, altima?
Speaker 1:Nobody drives an Altima, she drives an Altima. Who drives an Altima? Just one.
Speaker 5:Just one lady driving a Nissan Altima.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Fellas stay away from her. Why? If she drives a Nissan Altima, that's what the fuck is an Altima?
Speaker 1:She's fucking toxic. What the fuck is an Altima? My nigga, ultima, ultima Ultima. If you a lady that drives a.
Speaker 2:Nissan Ultima she toxic, she toxic. Why? She probably going to tell you she toxic, put your hand up, you toxic. Give her a mic. What is it? What is?
Speaker 1:it no, no, no, no, no. It's the Nissan Ultima. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:He right, though Majority of the women drive Altimas Niggas drive Maximus no they drive their women cars is what I'm saying Interesting. Well, what Well hit you.
Speaker 1:What you mean hit you. He got experience. He talking from experience. Somebody with a Maximus here.
Speaker 2:Wait, where's the lady with the Altima? She got a mic. I got a mic. Are you toxic? I am See I Are you toxic, I am See. I told you, friends, shut up. I told you, yo, women that drive Altimas are toxic as fuck.
Speaker 1:They're toxic as fuck.
Speaker 2:That's also my lawyer, so hey, but yo I love the woman that drives the Altimas, but y'all are toxic as fuck.
Speaker 1:Didn't you drive Altimas. So what kind of car would you prefer your woman to drive? Not an Altima, anything, but an Altima, anything but an Altima. Actually, that's a good question, sid. What kind of car would you prefer a nigga to drive? Me, yeah, like, if you see a nigga, what kind of car he stepping out of? A Bentayga? A Bentayga, what the fuck is that? You got dreams, you got high dreams. What is a Bentayga? They've been accomplished. You know what I think? I like the F1P.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie I love a good truck.
Speaker 1:A nigga in the truck, do it. Yeah. A nigga in the truck Zio, we know you got a Maxima, so that could put the water in the back of the truck.
Speaker 2:That's what you like, yeah, or that could have a Touch my truck.
Speaker 1:Steve, hey, hey, grab my truck, touch my truck. You have a Maxima, you have a girl's car.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, Ultima's a woman's car.
Speaker 1:You're a fairy.
Speaker 2:Maxima, or nigga's car. Ultima's a woman's car.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, Thank you section.
Speaker 2:Thank you, Yep yep, hey yo security, kick these motherfuckers out right now.
Speaker 1:No, don't kick my section out. Nah, kick them out, kick them out. All right, listen. Thought number four I know I said this earlier and I've been saying it on the last couple thoughts.
Speaker 2:Bojangles has failed. The fuck off. Popeyes has saved our life every day. Wait, it's not Bojangles, it's Bo.
Speaker 1:Hangless, whatever, fuck Bojangles. Let me tell y'all about the Bojangles on Sunset, yet again Y'all. I went up there and I asked for a thigh and a leg. I want a thigh and a leg, a two-piece snack, really. I was just trying to get a little snack. Y'all them. People did not have no thighs, all they had was wings Wings, yes, what's wrong with that? I like thighs. Well, they didn't have thighs, they had wings. I didn't want that.
Speaker 2:They are a chicken place. Thank you, you got to have a variety. Wait, wait, you said they are a chicken place. That gave you chicken wings.
Speaker 1:No, you got to have a variety. What if I can't eat the wings? What if I'm allergic to wings? They can't cater to you. They cater to all these motherfuckers out here that want chicken. They should cater, but you know who did not deny my thigh?
Speaker 4:Who.
Speaker 1:Popeye about eating their papas. They be getting that nasty chicken. I just got to stop eating now.
Speaker 5:honestly, I better stop eating papas.
Speaker 1:I done told y'all yeah, listen, they done.
Speaker 2:Got Sue Go back and watch that what you say, Rip what you say who's that Travi or Rip?
Speaker 1:I'm not listening to a nigga that is talking about Diddy Parties. I'm not even going to go there.
Speaker 4:Can I tell something?
Speaker 1:No, you cannot say nothing. I'm not done. Test is thought number five Fuck Ladies, shit Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. Do not let y'all friends go out to these parties this summer without putting some kind of hygiene on, okay? I'm tired of going to these day parties and smelling like badussy. That's disgusting. Tell your friends clean. Listen. I know I hate this. Y'all know I hate talking to us.
Speaker 1:I hate talking to us because, ladies, we do no wrong. So I hate talking to us, okay, but sometimes we just got to tell our friends and hold our friends' head and say you stink, friend.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, please please you stink friend. Yeah, because I went to a lot of these you stink friend. I went to a lot of girls, like you know, their arms fucking.
Speaker 1:But, ladies, don't worry, we can have it, because I'm talking to these men too. Men, please, y'all just go to the Y. Y'all been hooping, y'all done, did all this, and a girl ask you to pull up. Don't pull up, to me smelling like hoop and X. You know what I'm saying? Go home and wash between your ass this the thing with me and like they completely fine with like not washing for a couple days, but I ain't do shit today. What?
Speaker 2:man, you hanging out with Right right what the fuck who you hanging out with Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1:Let me clarify what the fuck? Let me clarify, because I'm not talking about my nigga, I'm talking about the niggas y'all be fucking with. Okay, who's? Y'all Let me clarify that a couple of y'all friends that came to the studio stank as hell Like niggas. Be breath, be stank. Niggas sit around all day smoking fucking black and browns and smoking weed and then be what's up shawty.
Speaker 3:Nigga where the fuck is the Listerine.
Speaker 2:I want to know who's y'all T? I don't know Tongue wine wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:Who? I'm glad you brought it up. All right, friend, hold your hand, Hold your hand. Who say this? Sometimes that happened a couple times you done, came, you done, came you done. We hold your hand as we say this, though we say this out of love, though we say this out of love oh, they going to get me started on this motherfucking stage.
Speaker 2:All these motherfucking people out here, you going to get me motherfucking started. Oh shit, Let me stand the fuck up on this shit. Y'all be all fucking off this shit. Y'all shit. Be all this way and that way.
Speaker 1:Don't fucking get me started. Don't piss me off. Don't piss me off.
Speaker 2:Don't piss me off, he been holding that in he been holding that in.
Speaker 1:We gonna shut up. We gonna shut up.
Speaker 5:Listen, you know what I'm screaming.
Speaker 1:What you say, my wig be every which way. That was one time. Let me tell y'all what he talking about. Okay, because I don't like when people talk about me out of context that Like, fuck this podcast, I'm not doing my hair for podcast. I literally put the wig on and then walked into podcast. Stop, the shit is on. Why would you do?
Speaker 5:that the shit is cheap, baby, hush it tight. The shit ain't moving, yo Tuck tuck Book trap seed.
Speaker 1:No, don't, because it took me all day.
Speaker 2:But what kind of glue you got on there, the shit you can't afford? What kind of glue is that?
Speaker 1:It's a good shit. Clearly you so stupid. Don't look over this way because don't touch mine, don't play with me.
Speaker 2:That's your natural hair. Though that is my natural hair, it is. I ain't going to message your natural hair.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Braze by Bria, twist by Bria, who did your hair? Where she at my friend, raise your hand. Yes, bria, you don't see her. She right there. She right there.
Speaker 2:She didn't raise her hand.
Speaker 1:Her hand is raised. What are you talking about? She, black as shit, right by the fan.
Speaker 2:She right by the fan.
Speaker 1:See this is why she going to jump me right there Because you can't see, you got glaucoma. This is why she going to jump me. Let me finish my thought. Sometimes, black people and I love us for real right one thing about it, black people we gonna throw a cookout for no reason, right hence, today, as we did today for no reason. Grandma just got her hip fixed, y'all. We gonna throw some stuff on the grill.
Speaker 4:Grandma just got home y'all come on by right we hit the meat truck.
Speaker 1:Listen, you just got your tags paid on your car. Yeah, I'm gonna throw a little shit on the grill. You know what I mean? It's a live podcast. Yeah, we're just going to throw a couple steaks on the grill. You know what I'm saying? We're going to cook out for everything and that's the one thing I love about us for real. Okay, we're going to cook out for everything, but y'all, we can't cook out because, ray, I saw a cookout flyer on Instagram two days ago. Right, ray, ray is going upstate. He going to jail, so they doing a goodbye cookout for my friend. Listen, I have been to some of those. I can't support that because why is he going to jail? I can't support it.
Speaker 2:You want to know why he going to jail. Friend who's going to jail?
Speaker 1:This is somebody I know you want to know why he going to jail friend somebody. I can't support that. We can't support that cookout. Sometimes they be in the bond. Who be in the bond, nate? No, friend, no, we just can't support some of that stuff. I'm in the bond, nate no, we can't.
Speaker 2:I don't know what the fuck they talking about.
Speaker 1:You don't get invited to cookouts, see, you know, thank you, thank you. You be struggling from setting it off. Oh.
Speaker 5:Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 2:Oh damn, you don't want to. You be struggling from setting it off. What do you say, young lady? Oh, set it off. Wait, somebody give her a mic. She been on point all night yeah night.
Speaker 1:Shout out to her Night. Can you give her a mic please?
Speaker 2:Can we give this young lady a mic please? I need to hear what the fuck she said. Yes, Where's the mic at? Hello?
Speaker 1:I see Destiny.
Speaker 2:Destiny Over here.
Speaker 1:Right here, Destiny Yoo-hoo. There was nothing between them eyes, because, fran, you was a little lost. Yeah, she was lost.
Speaker 5:Destiny, you was scaring us for a second there. That's that punch. She was saying I'm in a bind, Nate, oh, talking about set it off.
Speaker 2:Huh, you never seen set it off. I saw set it off. Huh, you never seen set it off. I saw set it off with Quill and Tifa. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Who else is there?
Speaker 2:Wait why you take the mic from her. I didn't hear what she said. She said it three times. She said I'm going to hear her say it again. Say it again.
Speaker 5:You can't hear Set it off when Jada was going through that little situation. I'm in the vine, Nick. I'm in the vine, Nick. Hey, say it again One more time I'm in the vine, Nick.
Speaker 1:I'm in the vine, nick. I like the way she's saying it. You so ugly. I like the way she's saying it. Last one y'all this is a deep one. So take it for what it is. Take it for what it's not.
Speaker 1:Listen I want everybody to listen to me. You just feel like you suffocate and you feel like life is just overwhelming and you feel like you just can't breathe. And this is those moments where you feel like you at your lowest, but there is pain and strength. And when I say that, that means in the next day, that comes in a day after that. There's a little bit of strength you give.
Speaker 1:And I know everybody likes to say you know, you guys toughest soldier, you all this, you don't got to be that. And I want all y'all to know that you don't got to be God's toughest soldier, you all this, you don't got to be that. And I want all y'all to know that you don't got to be God's toughest soldier. That is not the job you apply for. It's okay to break down and cry. It's okay to be in a space where you feel like you got to reset and revitalize. Take that time, reset, revitalize, rejuvenate and get back to you. Yes, terrace's thoughts. Wow, hit my little sprinkle. See, you can't never do it right. Hit my sprinkle. What sprinkle you want? The harp. Thank you, brother.
Speaker 2:That wasn't what I meant to play. That you did it.
Speaker 1:Stop, because I'm not a villain.
Speaker 2:But you know, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay, so listen. Who got a cup in their hand? Who got a drink in their hand? They're not drunk in there, no, no listen, you got a drink, okay, so when we play, my friend right?
Speaker 1:here got $20. He said he bought everybody a drink, you did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right here, that's what's one particular sound bite. We put our drinks in the air, so if you got a drink right now, we're about to play the sound bite. Wait Ball, tinder, I need one more drink.
Speaker 1:Stop calling her like that Ball tinder. You know what? Every time she come over here, I'm going to look at her crazy, shout out to my boy, k-digital, in the building I know they had anywhere when K at In the back walking out to go get some food. Hey, what up my nigga K Did you do? I know he's going to get food. He better not come back over here.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to play this. I don't got a drink yet.
Speaker 4:I don't got a drink. That's Tarris. No you can eat my hot dog.
Speaker 2:I can eat the glizzy.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to fuck that shit up, so I I'll bring you a drink to play in. Okay, she don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2:We got one more minute before we bring our performers on. Okay, can I get a drink in like 30 seconds?
Speaker 1:No, no, it's not going to happen. No, she got a guess, she's got a line, she got a whole line going.
Speaker 2:Okay, so if you got a drink right now, we're going to play this sound bite three.
Speaker 1:Album and stores? Yeah, because that's not the right. What the fuck was that? You old ass nigga? No Polo, he fucked your board up. Oh, go back, go back. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:Polo, he owe you something. Nah, wait, wait. That wasn't Wait, wait Okay.
Speaker 4:You're fucking up. You're fucking up, you an old ass, nigga.
Speaker 2:All right, so we're going to play this sound bite and you're going to put your drink in the air. You ready One, two, three.
Speaker 1:Nobody did it, nobody did it bud, nobody did it Fuck our niggas. Nobody did it with us. Thank you T. Wait, wait, wait, stop, no, t was better, t was better. T was better. T was better T was better.
Speaker 5:His is better.
Speaker 1:Yo Sprinkle ain't do shit, but T's did it. Who did it? T's was better. Go ahead T Drop that shit. You know what I'm saying? Wait, wait, wait, no, no.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on, t Stop Stop.
Speaker 1:Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Are we signing off? Yes, motherfucker, well, listen, okay, hey, hey before we sign off what? Let me address something.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Stop talking to me like you've lost your mind. Shut the fuck up, you've lost your fucking marbles.
Speaker 2:What the fuck they gonna do? You've lost your marbles. What the fuck they gonna do? Stop talking.
Speaker 1:Stop playing with me like that.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying and it's your boy, co McClain. Oh, we got Kashmir, blizzy.
Speaker 1:Sign this bitch off so I can get off the stage. Kashmir Blizzy. We about to have to throw these hands, ain't we T yeah oh you said it's your girl, trapsy, it's Tarzan Script. I quit this fucking podcast.
Speaker 2:No, you don't.
Speaker 1:We out, yeah, yeah.
