Noadvisory Podcast
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Noadvisory Podcast
From 'Midgets in Space' to Food Fights: A Journey Through Laughter, Unity, and Podcasting Adventures
Ever wondered how a casual chat can morph into a podcast sensation? Join us on a rollercoaster of laughter and insight as we reminisce about our humble beginnings and those crazy web discoveries like "Midgets in Space." We sprinkle in birthday shoutouts and Aquarian jokes while tackling the joys and woes of podcasting. From surprise guest snoozes to sharing tales of hustle and undervaluation, we bare the raw emotions and determination that fuel our journey. Plus, the mysterious "Cuznstea" origin story will have you chuckling and nodding in understanding.
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Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's your girl Traps here. It's the one and only Terrace Unscripted. Ooh, you like that for real. I just be trying to like. It's like sensual, it's very sensual, like, ooh, my body, your body, hey.
Speaker 2:I'm not going. Hey, don't touch me.
Speaker 1:My body. I try to be real sensual, got, I try to be real sensual. Gotta switch it up. I'm sensitive to touch. No, because you the asshole of the podcast, that's what the people on TikTok be saying Hi, tiktok, what up? Tiktok, they're jumping right now. Social media do not like you for real.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. Who cares? As long as y'all watch this shit and share it, I don't give a fuck. The streets for real.
Speaker 1:That's really what, exactly what they want, somebody gonna jump in and I'm gonna stand by and watch and I'm gonna get that content for real.
Speaker 2:You gonna stand by and watch.
Speaker 1:Content matters, content matters. Head ass, somebody gonna jump you and we gonna videotape that shit.
Speaker 2:Good luck with that.
Speaker 1:All right, before we get started, because y'all be, I love Polo, polo you have me. I love you some more, polo, ooh, my favorite. That's why I be the favorite around, because you know, man love me, polo love me, I mean come on, man, I was going to say some shit.
Speaker 2:What you about to say? Hey Metta, say some shit.
Speaker 1:You about to piss me off.
Speaker 2:Metta ain't. She said, I don.
Speaker 1:Anyway, before we get started, y'all already know like and subscribe on Facebook, instagram, tiktok. We're on YouTube, apple Music, spotify, amazon Music. We on Tag, myspace, bebo, photobucket. We on Tinder. We on Hinge. We on Tasty Blacks, triple Xcom. We on Pornhub.
Speaker 3:Hey, I just want to say I was just listening to see y'all very first podcast. It was hilarious. Oh, really, the one I was on is my first one With you. Yes, you and Humbo Humbo. Oh no, he was Fuck this. Don't cut my mic.
Speaker 1:Don't cut my energy in them and everything.
Speaker 3:It was crazy. Y'all need to take a listen to it when y'all can go back.
Speaker 1:I thought, polo said homo, I did, I did. And then I said well, maybe he said hobo, what was it?
Speaker 3:Humble, what was?
Speaker 2:it. He didn't say humble the first time, my hobo Ali.
Speaker 3:Yeah him, he had an interesting intro.
Speaker 1:I'm the only one that lasted for real Out.
Speaker 3:We had an interesting intro I'm the only one that lasted for real.
Speaker 1:Out of all of you, definitely.
Speaker 3:And who knew? Only the real, only the real, savannah, talk to me, baby, you already know. Only the real, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:Get out my fucking hair. Have you lost your?
Speaker 2:mind. Look at that. It was madeleine. Look at that.
Speaker 1:Stop, you don't touch a black woman's hair.
Speaker 2:Look at that. Oh that shit, look, let's look at your hairline.
Speaker 1:You'll never find a hairline like mine.
Speaker 2:I mean, my shit look better than most. Stop touching my damn hair, huh.
Speaker 1:Anyway, find us on those sites. Make sure y'all subscribe and like us. No, I just found a new one.
Speaker 2:I gotta say this new one. I just found it Mid. I just found a new one. I gotta say this new one I just found it Midgetsinspacecom. You gotta go look at it. It's like midgets In the planets and shit. It's fucking awesome. Y'all ain't see it.
Speaker 1:Why would we? Why do you look up who looks up shit like that? We just gonna move past that. I do?
Speaker 2:Y'all didn't see that shit Okay. This shit is out of this world.
Speaker 1:I'm about to regret this. I'm about to regret this.
Speaker 2:It's out of this world.
Speaker 1:I'm about to regret this. Huh, when you went to Midgets in Space, what did you see?
Speaker 2:I saw midgets. They was hovering and shit and they was trying to get the midget and they couldn't get the midget because the midget was hovering and moving and shit. It was incredible. It was incredible. You got to watch it.
Speaker 1:MidgetsinSpace, before he piss me off.
Speaker 2:Love you, midgets, I am like baffled. Bamboozled, but who Wait till I get the midget on here? Y'all gonna be flabbergasted.
Speaker 1:We not Stop calling them midgets number one? That's not right. They're little people.
Speaker 2:Man, y'all Listen, me ain't gonna get into that.
Speaker 1:Can we bring our midget, but y'all ain't showing. We gotta work on our introduction Switch for real. Switch needs no introduction, right. Shout out to Ben, hi, ben, happy early birthday. Oh. Shout out to Yana it's her birthday, yana, happy birthday, happy birthday. Happy birthday, ooh, a hot nigga.
Speaker 3:I turned up.
Speaker 1:Shout out to all the Aquarians Love y'all. Second best.
Speaker 2:Yes, how old you turn 35?
Speaker 1:You're not supposed to ask a woman her age?
Speaker 2:That's not her age. But what's her age?
Speaker 3:You're not supposed to ask a woman her age 35 is crazy.
Speaker 1:This, coming from the 65-year-old nigga, is wild. You 65 is shit.
Speaker 2:I look good for 65, too.
Speaker 1:Let's bring our guest in, please. That's crazy, he's wild. Now listen y'all on no advisory on no advisory. It's that punch. I look he went to my southern rules no advisory. We don't disclaimer anything that CEO say. We don't agree with this okay, so he's a one-off who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck anyway that's the problem.
Speaker 1:Let's bring our guests in, please, all right. So today our show is going to be a little bit different, because we have the chance to interview somebody that also has their own podcast. Yeah, it's like the marvels like link up.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:This is like Marvel Universe. You know that scene in Avengers Endgame where everybody came through the little holes and she's like nah, nah, nah. Well, that sounded very sexual. The holes Exactly.
Speaker 2:She's snorkeling and shit. Did she just snorkel, yeah?
Speaker 1:They came through the holes, see, it said.
Speaker 4:Go ahead, man Go ahead man, I'm drinking.
Speaker 2:Drink responsibly, people. It's the bliss.
Speaker 1:So I think it's only fair that we introduce her in the no advisory style Y'all think that's fair.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's definitely fair. That's definitely fair.
Speaker 1:That's definitely fair. Hey how you doing.
Speaker 4:I'm doing good.
Speaker 1:You gotta wake the fuck up now. Now, come on. Now, Come on, friend, you gotta talk to that mic. I said mic, she said hey, she's like hey.
Speaker 3:I'm doing good, y'all.
Speaker 1:Oh, hold on, that was very sensual. Try it again. I'm doing good. Yeah, we're going to have her record. Some shit after this. Okay, we need some drops. We need drops here, at no Advisory. We just like to ask all of our guests that come on here.
Speaker 4:three simple questions Just three.
Speaker 1:Just three man, Three Three. Who you are, who you are when Tree, who you are, who you are, where you from, where I from and what the fuck you do. Okay, so I'm Goddess Seven, I'm the host of Cousin's Tea Podcast and I'm from Orlando, florida. You from Florida. She's from Mickey Mouse. Yeah, I've been here for eight years, you from Florida. Now y'all know there you go Night, sorry. Here, for eight years, you from now. Y'all know there you go night.
Speaker 1:Sorry, dade county in this motherfucking year. You know what I'm saying. The gits is all on the camera. You hear me. You hear me. You hear me. We's all on the camera for real. You know what I'm saying. I love that. Yes, why did you come down here? We should go back to florida, come on. No, I came up here because, number one, I wanted to live in a more urban city. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4:So I feel like Charlotte is definitely an urban city.
Speaker 1:Very urban, very niggers. I feel like it's more opportunity for black people here versus in Florida.
Speaker 4:It is yeah.
Speaker 3:I love Florida I love that.
Speaker 1:And you said Cousin's Tea, it is, it is. Yeah, I love that. I love that. And you said Cousin's Tea, clock that tea, ladies. Clock it, oh, clock that tea.
Speaker 2:Yes, clock that tea. Is that a female thing? Yes, Some men do it too, though Because I ain't see no nigga in here that do that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm looking around at the niggas saying what nigga gonna do that shit? Lock that T, baby. Lock that T, okay. If you don't do it, then it's not for you, then it's not for you, everything's not for you. If it don't apply, let it fly.
Speaker 2:That little ugly midget. Do that Deformed nigga, do that shit right. The nigga that was like he walk like this.
Speaker 1:Yo somebody, yo let me sign them. That nigga need that. They said come on, I'm not going to lie, friend, I don't know, I don't know who the fuck that was, but we got to jump them now. It was Mookie.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Mookie man Shout out to my nigga Mookie.
Speaker 1:He did cut your ass for real. He cut my ass. I ain't going to say nothing because, Moop, he probably cut my ass, I'm going to shut up he funny as hell, I'm going to shut up.
Speaker 3:Shout out to my nigga Moop man.
Speaker 1:Well, we appreciate you coming on the pod. You know what I'm saying yes, from one podcast to another. We appreciate your, I feel it.
Speaker 4:I feel your energy. Thank y'all for having me. I definitely appreciate y'all your energy, real, chaotic.
Speaker 1:I feel your chaoticness with me, with me and stuff.
Speaker 2:That's that punch talking. Is that what it?
Speaker 1:is. Is that what it is? I ain't gonna lie. That punch is kicking my ass. I really wish you would have some punch for real.
Speaker 3:Put something in your teacup. I don't drink liquor?
Speaker 1:no more.
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 1:What's the reason behind that? Because, due to health conditions, I wanted to like improve my health, so now I get fucked up off of grapes.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's what's up. I know that shit right Off of grapes Wine.
Speaker 1:You was up under that. Oh wine. Teleport my dad, my ass. I'm about to ask her like I was Hold on.
Speaker 2:But she said teleport. That shit is just as bootleg as liquor man.
Speaker 1:It is, but the only ingredient is grapes. It is. It's not like agave and all that shit in there.
Speaker 2:That's artificial grapes.
Speaker 1:It ain't artificial. That's a man-made grape Niggas be stomping them shits in Italy.
Speaker 2:Nah, teleport is nigga grapes, because that shit is some other shit.
Speaker 1:Be teleport Would you rather Taylor Pour or XXL, right? Ooh, that's a ah shit.
Speaker 2:Well, at least XXL is sold in wine stores, taylor Pour is sold in a bodega.
Speaker 1:Taylor Pour is sold in Harris T the food lion your nearest grocery store and a bodega cause it's really a cooking one, cause I get my Taylor Pour from the bodega well, you don't. You got bodega and to be honest, you can get your teleport off the side of the street in New York. I mean, who cares? Right, like y'all rats, drink, teleport Y'all the rats drink teleport. You know what I'm saying. They be having a party. We going to get that teleport.
Speaker 2:So that's even more bad. Y'all said, the rats drink teleport.
Speaker 1:In New York and she's drinking teleport In New York. In New York, you be defending them. Rats, real nice. I know they your best friends. You be defending them motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:They trying to say you drink rat wine.
Speaker 1:We talking shit about New York. We talking shit about New York. You know what I'm saying? Fuck New York.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to cover it up Fuck, new York, new York, anyway. So you don't drink liquor, no more. So the wine, what else is your like? Because when I started drinking wine, you know I'm saying I get into a mood, right. So I said a little scenery. I said those candles. You know, I said I got a little charcuterie board. You know I'm saying what's your scene? How do you set the scene? Hookah, weed and my teleport. Oh, I know that shit. Right, she said the hookah.
Speaker 2:I was all that's a combination.
Speaker 1:I was all for the hookah rad juice taylor port. Taylor port, I mean, let me tell you when you got a good glass of wine and a hookah. It just does something to you. It does. It goes straight to the coochie. Care that with a good steak, though. It goes straight to the coochie. It's like a coochie magnet, like a coochie formula, if you will like an equation.
Speaker 2:Hey Metta Equation. What is a coochie formula?
Speaker 1:You about to piss me off with these glasses?
Speaker 2:You are old ass nigga for real. She said she don't know what that is. It's meta.
Speaker 1:It's what.
Speaker 2:It's meta, my meta glasses.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's any meta glasses. I just think you're old as hell, to be honest.
Speaker 2:It's meta. I don't think it's old as hell.
Speaker 1:Well, cousin, we got you on the podcast Now, well, cousin, we got you on the podcast.
Speaker 4:Now your podcast is Cousin's Tea, so you be dropping tea on that podcast.
Speaker 1:My podcast is well, I interview entrepreneurs and creatives of all genres and it's more like an advice podcast, like they come on and give people advice, the steps they went through, things like that, and then we keep the shits after we finish talking about business.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's fire.
Speaker 1:I like that, so yo you got some advice that you need from Cousin Steve. I know your life be fucked up, so you got advice you need. You make a lot of rash decisions.
Speaker 3:You make a lot of rash and crazy decisions. We hear you. What would you?
Speaker 1:do Ask her for some advice. What Huh Ask her for some advice?
Speaker 2:him some advice, hey Metta, tell him to shut the fuck up, oh you're so angry.
Speaker 1:So I got a question yeah, go ahead. What's the wildest interview you have had so far? The wildest interview Like crazy, wild, I mean as far as in the interview, I'll say when somebody got fucked up and they would sleep on the sofa right afterwards like because they was just too yeah, maybe he had to pay rent at that point.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's great you're in the episode actually that's wild so what you do, how you get that the person that fell asleep?
Speaker 1:he was a guest, but he was also a member. That's wild. So what'd you do? How'd you get there? Did he leave? Or the person that fell asleep? He was a guest?
Speaker 2:but he was also a member of the family, so I let him get a little rest.
Speaker 1:Who was it? I would've kicked his ass out. Well, he was my boyfriend at the time, but now he's my husband, my husband, brother. I know that's right, I know that's right.
Speaker 3:My husband, brother, you heard how strong she said that shit.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to say that shit. What my husband my husband said I can't go. My husband said he got to go home y'all. I got to go.
Speaker 2:It ain't all that, it ain't one that cracked up to be. I'm telling y'all now.
Speaker 1:Your experience is not going to be my experience. Here you go here, here you go, here you go. Debbie down there. Come on, man, he done got his heart broke.
Speaker 2:Well it's been more than that. Go ahead and tell her what happened to you. Nope.
Speaker 1:Nope. What happened, cousin? Why you don't believe in love?
Speaker 1:no more, I do believe in love, she gonna pull it out of you. So you might as well tell her now. I'm gonna tell her now. So let me ask about podcasting. You know we a podcast. We know how hard to do this shit is. Everybody can agree this shit is not for the K.
Speaker 1:What gets you through, like make sure you're pushing to get your podcast done. I mean like when I feel like God damn, I got to keep going on with this shit. I think about shit, how much work I done put into that shit and that made me not want to give up. Like I got to keep going because I done invested so much in this and I don't want to feel like I invested for nothing. That's real, for real. That's real real. I like that when you put your work into something or you put your heart into something and it's hard because it doesn't go the way that you want it to go, it's like, damn, do I really deserve this shit or do I really? Can I make this shit happen? Right, and it's hard. You be wanting to quit for real.
Speaker 3:Because you see everybody else like popping off.
Speaker 1:Popping off and you're like damn, I'm doing the same shit they doing, like what's the difference?
Speaker 3:Like yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't like that podcast.
Speaker 2:I can't stand her shit, but she stole that from the black nigga, though.
Speaker 1:You know that, marco Marco, I like Marco's podcast, but his is not like hers for real, though Hers is just right off her dry personality.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's just weird though, but when you see that it be frustrating, it's like damn, like I should be with these motherfuckers in the league, like I should be on the table, the plateau. So I get that. It's hard work for real, so I feel like it's only right. I ask the question for the viewers that may not know who you are, or may know who you are but maybe don't know like kind of your background into podcasting. What led up to like to you starting Cousin C and also, how did you come up with the name, because that's a very unique name. Um, well, I used to date a podcaster and it made me want to do a podcast. So I was talking to my home. Girl like girl, let's do this podcast.
Speaker 4:But then it didn't work out with me and her like as far as business wise, because like she had other stuff going on and my mind was just like go, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So um, my cousin had came to me like a few months later and she was like, cuz, you want to do this podcast together? I'm like, yeah, I was already about to do a podcast. So she was like what we gonna call it? I'm like let's call it cousins tea, since we cousins. But she ended up, you know, doing her own podcast and I just kept cousins t, I don't know because everybody's cousin for real. Right, I be seeing random ass black people and I'd be like cousin, we all cousins. I love that. Yeah, their name is, except you. You like great, he, like the drunk, great Unk, to be like, hey, that's you, I see you.
Speaker 1:That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you. Last year she was kind of weak, but now she's got a good position.
Speaker 2:I am a man of many names. I accept them all. You know he sound like that.
Speaker 1:You remember that episode of the Wayans Brothers when Marlon was in that coat? That's exactly what he said. Oh, you're angry. No, because you don't remember it. Yeah, you don't get it. That's why I did it.
Speaker 2:That was actually the wrong one, but it was fitting for what you just said. So, yeah, I keep it. I'm going to do it again. Why are we deal with?
Speaker 1:that Like a hater ass. Co-host Hater on my podcast. If somebody just be hating on you all the time, how do you deal with that? For instance, CO, he always hating on me. I can't never step without a nigga saying shit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:I really care less about haters.
Speaker 1:I just laugh at them, hit my joint and keep going, Okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see roll me a joint.
Speaker 1:That's what I need to do.
Speaker 3:I got you, Thank you because I need it.
Speaker 1:God damn it. Because I mean, if you talk, yeah, you getting smoked after this episode. We about to roll you up right now.
Speaker 2:We about to roll a pack. We about to roll a CEO pack.
Speaker 1:We about to pack the CEO pack. We're going to put you in a pack for a week. What am?
Speaker 2:I? I'm being very quiet today. I'm going to leave y'all alone.
Speaker 1:You being quiet today? Wow, what's wrong with you? Why are you being quiet? Is it because of TIN?
Speaker 2:No, it's just punch. You got me fucked up, nigga.
Speaker 1:God damn Already.
Speaker 2:Already, we just started. I ain't got no eyes. Good old time, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1:Let's get the trap in before y'all get too fucked up. We got hot topics with why we? Because I don't want y'all to get fucked up before we get through the sales.
Speaker 2:No, we're going to be good. Trust me, we're not, we're good.
Speaker 1:Because you over here with your glasses on Sid over here, smiling and giggling like right, the fuck like what we do this shit every week. Oh, now we like, we cooling you, we're banging together now y'all, y'all jumping on me just saying that's a little weird, doesn't it? That's fine now I'm quiet now, I'm quiet now, I'm quiet now. We got buzzers, so I feel like it's only right we play a game. See you at the game, not for you. Me and Tara's gonna play the game.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's fine With Goddess Okay.
Speaker 1:So you sit back and shut up. Mmhmm, go ahead. Well, actually you can't Well okay.
Speaker 2:Look, I'll cover my back Okay.
Speaker 1:Perfect, even better. Damn, he don't never do that. He gotta start doing that often. We might need you to come back more often, miss Goddess. Yeah, because he ain't never. He don't never shut, never, shut your mouth.
Speaker 2:Don't get too comfortable, okay.
Speaker 1:Here we go, all right. So we have a few games that we like to play at no Advisory, but I feel like I wasn't ready yet, my bad.
Speaker 2:Oh sorry.
Speaker 1:Okay, I was just trying to make sure my button worked. My bad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I want me to be quiet. Right, my bad. Okay, all right, my bad, I'm.
Speaker 1:I feel like we haven't played Smash or Dash Smash or Dash I like that game actually. So I'm going to switch it up a little bit because she's married, so I want to be respectful. Oh, I forgot my bad Husband, which one Right there In the corner? My bad husband Got to keep it respectful, Got to keep it respectful Looks like he's telling me to grab my pearls my bad.
Speaker 1:So instead of doing men, we're gonna do business opportunities. Oh, I like that. If you like the opportunity, you smash it with your buzzer, if you don't like the opportunity, you dash. Am I in this too? Yes, it's almost kind of like a shark tank. Okay, shark tank. Okay, I got it. It's going to be outlandish business opportunities, ain't it? Yeah, it's going to be very wild business opportunities. I bet I'm with it. I can do it. Okay. So the first one invest $5,000 in a small fingernail and toenail clipper business that is expected to grow 20% in the next fiscal year, meaning the next 365 days, because they will be outsourcing to enter to other countries. Or invest $200 in a small lemonade stand in a local neighborhood of a girl who's truly passionate, with no potential for earnings or no profit outlook.
Speaker 1:Now why would you ask me that shit? Because you know it's what I'm going to say, what you smashing and what you dashing. I'm going to dash the fingernail clippers and I'm smashing the $200. You know how a lot of kids, bro. I'm going to invest in the kids. That's fucked up.
Speaker 2:Fuck them, kids, that lemonade ain't going to make you gone for the 20.
Speaker 1:Is it just like a nail salon, or what is it? Nope, they just sell the clippers, bro, but they're going to be selling it to countries like Africa, india, third world countries.
Speaker 3:They need clippers over there. It's hard to get shit like that they need nail clippers, mm-hmm, I don't know. I'll be looking this shit up.
Speaker 1:Honestly, though, I'm pissed off because the lemonade stand ain't going to make no money, but I'm going to spend that $200 for the kids, for them Damn, that's fucked up. Now what if that $200 ends up turning into like $2 million? Because she ended up selling her recipe to Target? Corporate espionage. I'm buying her ass out what you got, cousin. No-transcript. That's not something where people like oh, I'm going out to buy these nail clippers today, A bitch always trying to drink some lemonade. I mean, to be fair, the people in Africa can't bite their nails off. They don't need clippers.
Speaker 2:But hold on. But y'all missed the latter part of that.
Speaker 1:What's the latter part when?
Speaker 2:it said it was guaranteed right.
Speaker 1:Guaranteed no potential for a profit.
Speaker 2:Guaranteed. No, no, not the Eliminate what? The first one. 20% guaranteed right. Oh, guaranteed In the first year.
Speaker 1:Guaranteed 20% profit.
Speaker 2:Okay, guaranteed 20% profit. I'm going with the toenails. Yeah, fuck them, kids nigga.
Speaker 1:If the profit guaranteed, I'm going with it Because guess what?
Speaker 2:I can take that profit and I can support the kid with that profit. You know what I'm saying? By 20, it's a little late. You know what I'm saying? By 20, it's a little shit. Right? Everybody you get lemonade. You get lemonade, Everybody get lemonade. That's what we're doing. We opening it, Didn't we?
Speaker 1:say quiet on the set.
Speaker 2:Shut up.
Speaker 1:We ain't Shut up. I'm investing in lemonade Stan. I support the kids Still.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like people spend $200 on stupid shit anyway, like a hat or clothes. How much was this jacket Like?
Speaker 1:$200. That jacket was $200?. Yeah, you got a pair of Uggs.
Speaker 2:You could have put that shit in the lemonade.
Speaker 1:I did. You could have put that shit in the lemonade business.
Speaker 2:My daughter made a lot of money last year with lemonade.
Speaker 1:I can't even say nothing, because she did.
Speaker 2:She did. What's the?
Speaker 1:next one. Okay, give me something more outlandish. Okay, that was simple. All right, invest a million dollars in a chicken farm. Now, hold on, because y'all know what I said about the chicken coops last week. I'm about to buy me some chicken coops. Now hold on, hold on or invest a million dollars in the beauty industry. Beauty industry, I'm passing on chicken coops. Bitches going to always need weaves, wigs and lashes. No, I'm investing in the chickens. I'm going with the chickens.
Speaker 2:I'm going with the chickens.
Speaker 1:You know why? Because that's food, that's agriculture, that's outsourcing to other countries. I'm about to scare the fuck out of y'all, but y'all gonna do if that happens, shit pigs eat. Oh damn man. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It may be it may be a drought out, this motherfucker, but you know what? Listen. It may be a drought out, this motherfucker, but bitches always gonna have weaves wigs and you know lashes in apocalypse.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying always a good apocalypse yeah but a bitch I don't know, you got chickens nigga you got chickens swish whoa, whoa, whoa whoa he got chickens in the crib and shit he's running around. Yeah, give it.
Speaker 1:Well, I will say I will say, I will say, I don't got chickens.
Speaker 3:I got the eggs from the chicken. Pardon me, I'm a little Schmidt. I don't buy my eggs from the store. I buy them. So I'll tell the court and she's going to be turning, so you killing brown children because them eggs is brown, so them is brown chickens.
Speaker 1:Think about it, my brother, if you get the chicken, it ain't gonna work, thank you see, I was gonna say something, y'all gotta get him. You gotta get out boo we smoking gotta get him, gotta get him. I love you Ben.
Speaker 2:I love you Ben yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm doing the beauty industry.
Speaker 4:Okay, beauty industry let me think of something else. I know we don't have this big Okay.
Speaker 1:I got one. Yeah, a thousand dollars to invest in Elon Musk, or a thousand dollars to invest in Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 2:Jeff Bezos, jeff Bezos. I think everybody gonna say Jeff. Bezos, that's Amazon, I'm positive you talking about, jeff.
Speaker 1:You gonna go with Elon Musk, the nigga got space, the nigga got cars, the nigga got satellites. Do it again. I'm going with Elon. What?
Speaker 2:You going to invest in Elon Musk?
Speaker 1:I ain't do it. Why that Jackie sound like that? That's what that nigga did.
Speaker 2:Because who you got? That's what that nigga did. That's what that nigga did if.
Speaker 4:I had to choose, cause I ain't investing in them one day yet. But if I had to choose, it's gonna be Elon.
Speaker 1:Musk cause that nigga god damn it, he's seeing the future, right now, like they said that nigga going insane. He's trying to get the mark he doing that nigga got so much power he done influenced the god damn president. Bitch damn he looking like the goddamn president, okay, he looking like our assistant president.
Speaker 3:Say that again.
Speaker 1:He really the one running shit up there, so you're going to support Either way, both of them against us, so it don't matter which one you vote for, baby that is true. Both of them against the black people.
Speaker 2:That is true. Equal opportunity, right? Wait, who's the other guy again, jeff?
Speaker 1:Bezos, jeff, black people the equal opportunity right, wait, who's the other guy again?
Speaker 2:Jeff Bezos, I'm doing Bezos.
Speaker 1:I'm doing Amazon. I feel like I would do Amazon too, only because behind the scenes we never know what happens behind the scenes of that presidential shit. I feel like it's always an inner circle working behind you know what I'm saying Like Illuminati's type shit. So you never know, but Elon, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Elon do be seen in the future, though, even though he's not a little autistic Elon had all these motherfuckers spending 80,000 for a car and he dropped it down to 30,000. He's autistic as shit.
Speaker 1:He's autistic as hell he is. He is autistic as fuck he is he is. Stop. You gotta stop doing that on camera. It's the stand still for me with the straight face.
Speaker 4:Stop doing that shit on camera we gonna get.
Speaker 1:Youtube is not going to. Let us get off. Okay, this is going to be a different one. Would you rather if you had a time machine and you could only go one place and you could only use a time machine one time? Would you go, smash or pass future or present? I mean future or pass. You asking her which she would go to, future or the present.
Speaker 2:That was a punch question. What kind of shit is that?
Speaker 1:Would you go to the future that?
Speaker 2:was a punch question. Why would you go to the?
Speaker 1:past.
Speaker 2:I am struggling with the punch. You are struggling.
Speaker 1:Or would you rather go to the future? Would you rather go generations before you and see where you started from? Or would you rather go all the way to the end and see where you end up? What the fuck? I'd rather go to the past. Let me go see what these motherfuckers did to learn how to build these pyramids and shit learn some of this shit over here.
Speaker 1:Learn what the fuck did they say? We got aliens and bitch. Let me go learn about this shit so I can take all of this shit. I would be so scared that they'll catch me and put me in the cotton fields for real. I'd be so scared. I don't want to go back to that part of life. What if I'm? No, no, I was thinking part of life.
Speaker 1:And this is because maybe I'm drunk. Y'all be thinking about this shit for real, like you in the past and you going to the pad. Next thing you know, all you see is a white hand stretched out of 1850 and snatch your ass, right? I don't want to see that part. Yeah, now I'm in the cotton fields and shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. I don't want to go back to the cotton fields, right?
Speaker 1:Can we choose what part we want to go back to? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can choose, but the white man always going to snatch you out that shit. I'm going to cotton fields. I swear to god I could, you know, and I and I know this shit not funny, but I could never survive in that time. My ancestors were strong people because I just could not like baby. You're just gonna have to take me out. I ain't doing all this. You want me to do what from what?
Speaker 3:no, and I'm always running. Do me a favor, I'm always running every time.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna run every time. Honestly, I would go to the future. You know why. I really want to see if we're going to have these flying cars. I'm trying to see how technology is going to be. We're going to have some iRobot type shit.
Speaker 4:Girl, we're going to have some flying cars. They done showed that shit on the movie. If we have an iRobot type shit.
Speaker 1:We could have a co-host that's like a robot on this bitch. Ha the robot going to replace, gonna replace us, girl. Yeah, that mean it ain't gonna be us no more. It ain't gonna be us no more. There's gonna be robots doing no advisories crazy. Can we get a robot to you?
Speaker 1:and gas is going to be controlling me no, but on a serious note, did y'all see where? Um, I forgot what state it was in america, but there was two weather people that one had been there for 47 years and one had been there for 36 years and they had to say like a farewell message, because they get replaced by like an AI weather channel app that's going to run during their segment, so they don't have to pay them.
Speaker 1:It was sad, like they was crying. It was sad, it was very tearjerker. See, that's why I would have chose Elon. Elon running AI. I ain't going to lie Shout out to ChatGPT, though.
Speaker 2:Love that bitch Shout out to ChatGPT. I love it.
Speaker 1:Love that bitch for real Damn, I need you to get. I know we doing a smash or dash Husband, forgive me because I'm real outlandish, so fuck this shit, go ahead. Yeah, all right, friend, I'm gonna ask you the serious questions. Husband, forgive me in advance. Okay, you good. All right, we're gonna do celebrity. We've been talking about celebrity smash the past. We had an episode a while ago and you know they was talking shit about my choices. Because what old nigga? I said I was smashed. What do you say? What? Not morgan freeman? Who was it? You said ronald isley. I think this is my daddy, so let me ask. All right, morgan Freeman, okay, you listening?
Speaker 4:Or Ronald.
Speaker 1:Isley. Ronald Isley, not Morgan. I feel like Morgan don't talk that God voice in the bedroom. Ronald Isley, or Charlie Wilson, ronald Isley.
Speaker 3:My name.
Speaker 1:Uncle Charlie, no, uncle Charlie.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 1:Uncle Charlie, no, why? I don't know how to do it. My name Uncle Charlie, no, uncle Charlie, no. Uncle Charlie, uh-uh, no, what Ain't no higher than that. I don't want no tween. Ronald Osley is a legend, but what if he come up there with that cane? I'm trying to be a legend. That's okay, shell, all right, cyd, let me help you baby. Let me see that cane, let me put it on over here, so you can sit it down.
Speaker 2:Sid, what you picking, I want both of them.
Speaker 1:You know what that trap fucked up. You see that face. Yeah, she said she want both of them. She want both of them and Sid. Alright, let me ask you this one Michael B Jordan or Michael Jordan, what? Hold on, because bald-headed Michael back in the day was not cute. Michael was fine back in the day. Never Before the jaundice, never. And I'm not, you know.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say Michael.
Speaker 4:Jordan.
Speaker 1:Okay, see why you said who Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan seems more manly or masculine or whatever, even if that he's more masculine to me than the other one, like I feel like I could just run all over his ass. See, that's a, that's a, that's a I'm gonna stay out of this see it?
Speaker 1:no, no, no, no. The michaels, michael b jordan Jordan. You know why? Why I feel like you like that he'll talk me through it. You think so? Please get this man out of here. Please leave, get this man out of here. I don't know. I feel like he take his time. I do feel like he'll talk you through it.
Speaker 3:I think he'll talk you through it.
Speaker 1:I I think he'll talk you through it. I do think he talk you through it. He probably be on there like a. I feel like I give him a run for his money too.
Speaker 3:He probably be on there like a.
Speaker 1:I'm like you, Lori Harvey he probably on there like an audible too. Like, hey, like, while you in the middle of it, he like it's okay, that's a good girl, that's a good girl. Yeah, that is a good one. So you don't feel left out. Let me ask you. All right, sid, you get one, I'm going to give one. All right, halle Berry or Monique? Halle Berry? He going for Halle Berry. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Plot twist, plot twist. They're the same size, yep, same size Monique.
Speaker 2:Monique.
Speaker 1:Okay, why would you choose Monique?
Speaker 2:Monique the freak.
Speaker 1:You about to piss me off? You about to piss me off, right, right, no fool.
Speaker 2:Monique the freak.
Speaker 1:She going to be like baby, baby, baby.
Speaker 2:Yeah, say that shit in the bedroom.
Speaker 1:All right, C, give me one. Give you one, no, no, no. Don't give me one. No, no, no, I'm going to give you one. No no, no, I was talking about give one to Cousin. Oh okay, Don't give me one. I don't know what you would say, let me think Denzel Washington, I don't know which Denzel Denzel in like his 40s, 40s Denzel. Okay, is that training day, denzel? Yep, is that that's training day, denzel?
Speaker 3:I feel like he was in his late 30s.
Speaker 1:I feel like he was in his mid 30s when he did training day. He was in his late 30s. I think he was in his mid-30s when he did Training Day. Because Training Day, denzel, okay, go ahead. Okay, 40-year-old Denzel, or Idris Elba, because he's about 40. Now, why would you do that? Why the fuck would you do that? And remember, idris got that damn accent. You know I like the accent. I'm going for Idris Okay.
Speaker 2:That's disrespectful. You picking Idris over Denzel. You don't care, because Denzel is my favorite actor of all time.
Speaker 1:He mine too. Shit, you going to be mad about what I'm about to say. He don't got enough accolades to be up with Denzel. I'm going for Idris.
Speaker 4:I love a little chocolate.
Speaker 1:They both chocolate. No Nah Denzel.
Speaker 4:Denzel's a little caramel-ish he's like me?
Speaker 1:No, he's not. He's dark-skinned as fuck.
Speaker 2:Do you know this man? I feel like I know him through the movies.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:We all know him. You do know him, that's your uncle.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie. Y'all gonna be mad when I'm about to say him.
Speaker 3:You gonna say Denzel.
Speaker 1:It's two of them. I ain't gonna lie, y'all gonna be mad. When I'm about to sing, you gonna say you're not that good of an actor. It's two of them. It's both of them, right, yeah, multiple holes, you know Both of them. Tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila tequila.
Speaker 3:Pour it in there, baby you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1:There's multiple holes. You know what I'm saying? Two, two, two, two. That was a good one. Okay, that was a good, that was a hard one. Let's do Brad Pitt. Oh man, that's a white man, or I?
Speaker 4:don't date white men.
Speaker 1:I was about to say I don't even know no more white men If we being real, I don't even got no comparison for you. You just said Brad Pitt, because I don't know no other white men. That is crazy. Okay, travis Kelsey? Neither one. Honestly, he kind of nigger of niggers, though I don't want pink meat. Okay, let's do. Um, you got one ceo no okay, let's do ice cube ice cube is crazy. Or snoop dogg Ice Cube Ice Cube is crazy. Or Snoop Dogg Ice Cube by Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4:Ice, cube Ice.
Speaker 3:Cube definitely I'm ducking both.
Speaker 1:Both of them. Snoop Dogg too slanky for me, don't like a slanky nigga. He remind me of Randall from Monsters Inc. Randall from Monsters Inc. I am fucking weak. Randall from Monsters Inc is crazy. You know what we didn't get today? We need some Hot Topics. Did you cut your mic off? Are you checking out? It's the punch. Look at the cup. You remember that cup you pour look at this.
Speaker 2:He's wowing, yeah no, I'm good, I'm good, give me my fucking cup all right, I feel like that's enough for the game.
Speaker 1:Let's get back to the interview and then we can get to the hot topics. Um, so I just got one last question how do you manage, like, what is your time management skills? Like to be able to manage having a life, a personal life, and being married and having a family, and running a podcast that is also successful and that comes out consistently with content?
Speaker 4:Honestly, like I don't really go out like that because I feel like right now I'm trying to build something. You know what I'm trying to build something. You know what I'm saying now, if it's like my aunt, my cousin birthday or something.
Speaker 1:you gonna catch me outside. But I don't really go out like that because I have a regular job and then when I finish my regular job I got my other side stuff on the side and before I go to that job I got side stuff to do. So I don't really go out like I right now I'm trying to build, so that's really all I focus on Now. Like at the end of the year I do take a break out for myself. Like I have so much content to where November, december, like I'm not shooting podcasts, like I'm spending time just straight with my family and my husband they're with me, so it's like and.
Speaker 4:I'm there with him and his endures. So right now I don't really, I don't go out like that, somebody might hit me up.
Speaker 1:oh, I'm having something. Come check out this artist showcase.
Speaker 4:You know I will try to go if I can but generally like I manage my time by all that hanging out and shit.
Speaker 1:Like I feel like when you know you got a goal that you're trying to reach sometimes you got to make sacrifices and it that you're trying to reach, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices and it's gonna be worth it in the end.
Speaker 3:Thanks, I love that. That was a whole speech.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was a whole speech, baby. I felt that from the tip of my heart, boy, you heard the part she said she followed her husband in Devils too. Okay, I'll tell you fucking what. God damn it.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the hubby Okay, god damn it.
Speaker 1:Let's give him his props. Shout out to the hubby. God damn it. You know what I'm about to say, lord. I see what you do for us. Okay, please, lord, sprinkle it on me. God damn it. Did you say I'm begging at this point? Damn, that's crazy. I got a question right, did you?
Speaker 2:say I'm begging at this point. He did it Damn. That's crazy. I got a question right, so I watch the podcast. I follow the podcast. And one thing in particular that I noticed you interviewed like a lot of artists. What the fuck was that? Put your lights up, Huh.
Speaker 1:It was God. Yo, y'all niggas is drunk as fuck.
Speaker 2:What are we doing? The fuck Listen. So I noticed that you interview a lot of artists on your podcast. I got to say I let them talk. It's my time now, right.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's my time now, my nah, but yo, you got an incredible podcast. I love what you're doing. I love what you're doing for the um, the city of charlotte, for the culture. You know, um, you know we've been around for a while and we've seen a lot of podcasts come and go. A lot of podcasts come and go, you know. So one thing I would um say to you is keep that shit consistent and keep it going. Don't stop. Just keep that shit going, um.
Speaker 2:But one thing I noticed that you know you interview um a couple of artists. You know um that that comes to your platform. Who is have you ever? Because we had an artist that came on here a while back this is before these guys and you know when artists a lot of these niggas is trash, right. So, without saying any names, because this is no advisory, we can say it, but I don't want to put you under that spotlight. Well, has there ever been an artist that came on your podcast and you asked them to spit a freestyle, or the interview was fucking trash, like talk on that. Who was that artist, without saying their names?
Speaker 1:oh, i'ma say what I consider a trash. I can't say the name, cuz, but what I would consider a trash interview is like if you come on a podcast and, bitch, you ain't seeing shit. You like, oh, the cameras in my face. But you are artists, you know what I'm saying. You used to a camera like you know what I'm saying. As far as like, trash interviews, that's the only time I really have. That's the only time I could consider a trash interview. Like when you, coming over here, you don't want to say shit, bitch, I gotta ask you 50 different ways to get you to answer the question and you still don't want to answer the question. Like you beating all around the bush, like that's a a trash interview to me, but other than that I don't. That's the only time I really have trash interviews. Motherfuckers who don't want to talk. What the fuck you came over over here for? We?
Speaker 2:done, dealt with that shit before you wasting my time at this point.
Speaker 3:It's like pulling teeth.
Speaker 1:I can't tell you which artist ain't want to talk Because they still a cousin. What's been in my ear, girl, I can't tell you, oh damn.
Speaker 2:As long as I don't find out you know what?
Speaker 1:Because he's going to say the name. Let me put that back to you. You know, I haven't been on this podcast that long. What's the worst interview? Who's the worst interview we had, and why was it the worst? Well, there's no advisory. You big dog, ceo, you ain't scared of nobody. Go ahead and say it. I'm definitely not the worst interview and we're going to tag him when we clip this.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 2:The worst interview we had you all right, man huh.
Speaker 1:Do that shit.
Speaker 2:Well, well, and this is my guy, but I wasn't particularly here for this interview, but from the consensus it seemed like it was the worst interview we had, and I was too gone.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:As the worst interview. What made it the worst. I wasn't here for the interview, but the way it was.
Speaker 1:She's asking you for your opinion. I was asking for your interview and you just going to put everybody else out. It's crazy. You threw us in the middle, you just threw us in the middle what was? Trash about the interview. The interview was not trash. I don't think he was comfortable in front of the camera and then ceo wasn't here and the ceo wasn't here so it was just like I don't think he was comfortable he wasn't answering y'all questions, not really.
Speaker 1:and then you know, just okay, so you know how we played the game with you smash. We tried to do that with him but he had a girlfriend and so you know we're respectful. That's why I, sid, asked, you know her husband? Like okay, respectful, but he's just like, nah, my girl watches, I'm good, oh yeah, that's so trash that is trash. Nobody wants to interview anyone like that.
Speaker 2:If you're going to come on the podcast bitch talk. Okay, I'm lying, I'll stay your ass at home. I'm lying. Can I rescind that?
Speaker 1:No, you know he don't edit. Okay, he keeps the shit in there.
Speaker 2:When we be giving this nigga cues and shit to put shit in himself, we be like insert here, he don't ever insert shit.
Speaker 1:He don't ever insert shit. We about to cut your payback.
Speaker 2:The worst interview that we had right, and it was this nigga that came on and I only brought him on because he gave me like a boat in discount for the boat in Lake Norman and shit.
Speaker 1:You so fucking, you so fucking. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, rewind that back. You did what?
Speaker 2:I only brought him on because he gave me the boat in discount. He knew a guy that.
Speaker 1:I knew, do you know how to?
Speaker 2:drive a boat. No, the nigga, he had a boat. The nigga drive me around Lake Norman and shit. He gave us courtesy champagne and all that shit crazy. So I brought him on the show. He's like he wanted to come on and talk about gaming. I'm like, hey, come on, nigga, bring that shit on. This nigga sat right here in your seat and he talk about shit. What'd he say? Paul do you know? I don't think Paul remembers Some big, tall, doofy nigga and he was just like I'm sitting there like nigga, what? What's the nigga name?
Speaker 1:I don't know it's something gaming. You ain't know that nigga name, but you, sure enough, is going to put out that Tugong shit, huh Because.
Speaker 2:I know, tugong, that's my nigga.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, tugong, that was not a diss to you.
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 1:Which one, Paul? He had cars. Is that the one that had his own video game?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I wasn't here for that. You wasn't here. Yeah, he was trash.
Speaker 1:I think that was like my birthday.
Speaker 2:It was trash. It was real trash. Now he had his own.
Speaker 1:You're going to do it because you're easy as hell for a damn boat discount Easy. Have you been on that damn boat?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I use barter services, hell fucking yeah. Yeah, I was like you want to come on an interview, you want to come on the show, let me get a boat. And he gave me a boat. He was on a boat.
Speaker 1:Well, let me ask my last question. You know, what advice would you give to anybody up and coming podcasting and never did this shit before, but want to be in front of a camera and talk? I'm going to say be yourself. Don't come on the camera being something that you're not like. Find some shit that you're good at or a subject you want to stick to and talk about that. Be your motherfucking self. Don't come on the camera being fake, because people are going to realize that you're being fake. And also don't come into the podcast being fake, because people are going to realize that you're being fake. And also don't come into the podcast world thinking, oh, I'm going to make a million dollars tomorrow. No, you need to be having some type of hustle outside of the podcast that's going to take care of your bills or whatever else you got to do. Thank you, you spoke to CL hard just now.
Speaker 2:No, you didn't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you did when she said don't come on this camera being fake who. You see how, when the devil get bothered, he speak. I'm chilling, I'm chilling, oh my God you trying to call me the devil yeah. I'm the devil now. You're not the devil.
Speaker 2:Here you go. You better be sensitive, shit Yo Lord. They called me the devil nigga. Here you go.
Speaker 4:Damn what's up what?
Speaker 1:are we doing? Lord, God damn it.
Speaker 2:You can set up the devil. I'm going to burn these motherfuckers in. Fuck that shit. You're so fucking great. Go to your fucking car Burn.
Speaker 1:Burn. So go ahead and tell the people where they can find your podcast and where they can listen to it at. You can find me on youtube, um, yeah, I got a youtube channel. My podcast is more so for youtube, um, and on all social media streaming platforms, youtube. We love a good tube, honey tube to be, and we come in, we come into you next, right now, what y'all got over there, y'all got got food and stuff Because I can bring food to the podcast. We got snacks, but you can bring some food. I'll bring some food because I'll be cooking.
Speaker 2:You said bring some food.
Speaker 1:Don't worry, I got you because I cook. I'll be cooking now for real.
Speaker 2:What I want to say? Right, I want to say I appreciate you for coming on and I appreciate you for allowing us to come on your joint, and the reason why I say that is because we've been wanting to network and wanting to cross-promote and work with other podcasts for years.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the Hope Busters. We did that on.
Speaker 2:Sunday Shout out to the Hope Busters. Yeah, let's give them a little applause for that, yeah, shout out to the Hope Busters.
Speaker 1:I think you should tune in. I think you would like that. I think you should tune in, I think you would like that. I can tell you anything. Shout out to the Hope Busters podcast. Me and Sid went on Sunday, went to a studio the studio is fire. We hung out with them and it was just a bunch of love, a bunch of talk, a bunch of good conversations.
Speaker 2:Right, and I think that and piggybacking to that, when we are in this space right and I'm just talking to my black folks we always feel like we got to be in competition with each other and I don't know where that came from, where that derived from, but we shouldn't be in competition with each other. As you see, other communities, ethnicities, they stick together, they work together and they grow. They stick together, they work together and they grow. You know us as a black community, we need to do more of this so we can grow, because there are billions of people in this world and there are billions of and do more of this Because this is healthy for our community and it shows camaraderie and it shows that we can come together and not be, show no hate or nothing toward each other, that we can do this shit and we can progress.
Speaker 1:Like I said, the Avengers for real.
Speaker 2:It's simple.
Speaker 1:Well, thank y'all for the opportunity. I think it's definitely a dope platform and even outside of the podcast, like everything that y'all do for the artists, like I done interviewed so many artists and I'm going to say the best artists that I interviewed. They have spoken of the open mics that y'all had that y'all do, like they done been on that platform, like them every great artist in Charlotte started off the like. You know what.
Speaker 4:I'm saying so y'all definitely doing y'all shit.
Speaker 1:Y'all definitely been looking out for the city, you know, even without this podcast. So I appreciate that and I appreciate this opportunity. Damn we definitely gonna clip that out of y. Oh, my mama boy, that's just boy. They hate B-Real. I can't wait to go on Cousin's Tea and I'm going to bring some tea for your podcast.
Speaker 2:Because I'm going to have a tea.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have a tea for real for your podcast.
Speaker 3:I might just bring the Taylor Poe I'm going to bring Taylor Poe too.
Speaker 1:I'm going to bring her a bottle. Okay, yeah, I'm got to ask the cousins. I like that. You said that, friend. You tell my kid, you come with them, or come to speak about your camera business Ooh.
Speaker 4:Because I interview entrepreneurs.
Speaker 1:So if you want to come talk about what you got going on business-wise, we can set that up. Oh my God. And honestly his story probably has to deal with areolas.
Speaker 2:Just ask him about areolas when you get on there.
Speaker 1:Ask him about areolas, okay.
Speaker 2:So listen, you ain't got nowhere to go, right.
Speaker 1:You ain't got to go. You going to stay with us. Yeah, I can stay.
Speaker 2:Stay your ass right there. There you go. Don't talk to her right now. Listen, I get ignorant, ignorant.
Speaker 1:Ignorant, ignorant ignorant, you know what I'm saying, I get ignorant.
Speaker 2:Tonight, I get ignorant, but you know, I'm, I'm, I'm a respectful ignorant, I made a good plan.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you another nigga could never to her husband.
Speaker 2:Okay serious.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lord, I see what you do for others. Please I pay my tithes. I've been praying, come on Jesus. All right. Hot topics with Shabby, all right, y'all, as always I got hella hot. Oh my God, Shut up. Why would you say that?
Speaker 2:This is punch nigga, this shit going through me.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I got hella hot topics, so of course, we gotta get through them, god damn. But it's just, it's not that many for real. Okay, alright, so we're gonna start start with birthdays, because it's only three. Who's birthday? Is it Oprah Winfrey? Damn Oprah.
Speaker 3:How old?
Speaker 1:is Oprah 70. She's older, she's 70? She's the same age as you, co. That's good she look good too Shout out to Oprah, she's 70?
Speaker 2:70.
Speaker 1:Wow, we love you much more than we see you. I don't know why you birthed this man, but shout out to you.
Speaker 2:I know it was hard. She know why she did. I love you, mama Shout out.
Speaker 1:We got to meet mama Sia when we going to meet her.
Speaker 2:No, you don't want to meet my mother.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:Because she going to probe you out of depth. She's an investigator.
Speaker 1:Okay, huh.
Speaker 2:I'm an open book.
Speaker 1:I'm a snitch Right Shit, especially if you got to do it with you. I'm a snitch, she's the best. He be so mean to us he do. He told us that he was going to threaten us.
Speaker 2:Yes, y'all remember he beat you know what she's going to say.
Speaker 1:That's my sound, like my son, y'all remember he beat me up in front of the camera.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't hit her. Insert here. I gave her a nudge.
Speaker 1:You're not going to insert here and her. Polo. What happened? Her force projected her to the table. He wrestled me to the ground and knocked your stuff over.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was the yeah, hey look, we're not going to do that, yeah.
Speaker 1:We're going to edit that out Next birthday. Uh-huh, We'll look at it again, Polo. Oh, wait before we do that.
Speaker 2:Before we do that, I want to shout out my nigga DNA for doing an interview. Training day CLT. He's like one of the top five fucking bad rappers.
Speaker 1:What's his name? Dna. Why these mamas be naming their kids this stuff and if y'all looked at his street wars. I gave you a shout out and we may do some shit with street wars, so keep that shit. You know what I'm saying. Did he hit you up? He hit me up for being a publicist. He did no, he didn't hit me up.
Speaker 2:Oh but you saw that?
Speaker 1:No, he didn't hit me up.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, yeah, I tagged you in there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:He hit my DMs. Did he, is he cute, is he cute?
Speaker 2:I don't judge men.
Speaker 1:Let me Anyway my bad. Go ahead, Chad, I'm with you.
Speaker 2:Fleas is, fleas is, fleas is right, All right next birthday is Charlie Wilson. Charlie Wilson Charlie.
Speaker 1:Wilson birthday. Yep, he turns 71.
Speaker 2:71.
Speaker 1:Damn everybody old 71. First name is Charlie, last name Wilson what, what, what, benjamin, what? Ben's birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday Ben. Happy birthday Benjamin.
Speaker 2:Happy birthday Ben turns 11 you turn 11 Ben turns 11 tomorrow, you gonna be in the bed we shouldn't put him on there because he was doing all types of illegal shit and then he just walked back in with his mother yeah, alright alright and last up.
Speaker 1:I know CEO got some shit to say about this.
Speaker 3:He always got shit to say.
Speaker 1:Whatever, fuck you. This was the only other relevant person I knew who, sarah Gilbert. And before you say who the fuck is Sarah Gilbert, I don't know that bitch she played Darlene on the Rose's at you so fucking old. She turned 49.
Speaker 2:What's the picture? Show me the picture.
Speaker 1:Ex-meta? Yeah, ex-meta.
Speaker 2:Wait, what's her name?
Speaker 1:Sarah Gilbert.
Speaker 2:Hey meta.
Speaker 1:You look so weird bro.
Speaker 2:Hey meta, Stop talking to them. Fucking glasses, hey meta.
Speaker 1:You look like Ray Charles doing this Meta Meta.
Speaker 2:I think meta died. You look, I thought you meant to die. Let me check the battery. You know, darlene. You know, darlene.
Speaker 1:Happy birthday Darlene. Happy birthday bitch. Happy birthday bitch is crazy. Alright, go ahead. Alright. So I'm about to run through the hot topics. Alright, number one A Detroit rapper has gone viral After suing Lyft Because her driver allegedly Denied. Viral after suing Lyft because her driver allegedly denied her service in the Lyft oh, I seen this, so let me explain ain't she a rapper?
Speaker 1:yes, her name is Dane DeMoss. She is suing Lyft after she was allegedly refused service due to her size. She is 489 pounds, trying to get a backseat of a Toyota Corolla. Let's keep that in mind. The lawsuit is for discrimination, emotional distress and humiliation. After she posted the video of herself getting refused service, she's humiliated.
Speaker 4:Alright, I ain't gonna lie. The lawyer said hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:The lawyer said this is no different from refusing someone transportation based on their race or their religion oh dear and let me, let me go back to to the very important facts about this.
Speaker 1:Okay, she ordered a regular size lift, not an extra large lift. The car that pulled up to get her was a toyota corolla. She weighs 489 pounds and when the driver saw her he said you know, I don't, I don't think that you're gonna fit, you're gonna be able to fit. And she said what you mean, I can fit. And they had like a little bit of back and forth.
Speaker 3:Why?
Speaker 1:you did that shit like norbit. Well, because I see the video why you did that shit like norbit for real. And then so after a while, um, the girl was like you know well what you gonna do about my money that I spent to book this, book this lift. And the driver was like I'm gonna cancel the the trip so that you'll get your full refund. She was not happy. She went online, she posted a video saying she got refused service, made it a whole thing wow, yeah I saw, I saw her and I saw the video and I saw the car.
Speaker 1:A couple things. First of all, you don't fit in the backseat of a genali xl. You the hell made her think she was gonna fit in the backseat of a toyota but my thing, about that is true you don't get to pick what car you do.
Speaker 1:So she should have picked, she should have. But who knew that she was going to get that Toyota Corolla? And why are you lifting in the Toyota Corolla? What year was that Corolla? Probably in 2025, but anyway, the stress was not going to make it okay. The brakes was wheezing. Y'all know how I feel about you. Know, I'm an ambassador for the fat bitches, so you know. But I ain't going to lie. She wasn't going to fit in that Corona. She could have got a Denali, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But when you, before you speak, before you speak, remember we are on YouTube, we're on Spotify, apple, facebook. Don't get us canceled.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Because if you thought no other communities are bad, the fat bitch community will get your ass out of here. I'm not. Communities are bad. The fat bitch community will get your ass out of here and I'm a part of that community.
Speaker 2:I am going to be as respectful as as possible. So so there was another video and I'm just saying my voluptuous woman. What do you mean by voluptuous, voluptuous woman? What do you mean by voluptuous, voluptuous, voluptuous woman? You know, I ain't say the F word, I say voluptuous, the V word my voluptuous woman. Why would you order an Uber knowing you are of an excess weight? Right? Because they have these options for you on the app to say hey, they, they didn't like blatantly put it out, they got uber x uber xxl and this is signs that you guys gotta look at what are you ordering?
Speaker 2:these itbers, it's like clothes sizes. They got Uber as clothes sizes X, x, x, x, xl.
Speaker 1:So you got to order?
Speaker 2:No, I'm just saying because they didn't want to discriminate, so they put for the voluptuous woman, they put it in clothes sizes. So the voluptuous woman got to order XXL because you are a little vigorous, First of all.
Speaker 1:that's not how that shit fucking works. Listen, I'm trying to listen.
Speaker 2:Hold on. No, it's not. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm not saying that this is how they go about it.
Speaker 1:I'll walk off this podcast right now.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying You're saying they had to do extra big people for the big girls, Right, when somebody did the whole lift and shit. It's like you know what. We can't discriminate against the big people, so let's just put like X, XXL, XXXL.
Speaker 1:I don't think that was their thought process.
Speaker 4:I'm just saying it's their thought process. I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 1:Bitch. If I got an opportunity to sue a bitch.
Speaker 4:I'm going to sue that motherfucking ass Bitch give me that motherfucking money when they do xxxl.
Speaker 1:That's not for your weight, that's for the amount of people. I know that, but I'm just saying right so you're telling me so you're gonna be cool and live and update that after you like.
Speaker 2:Put your weight, okay, listen case in point, right, not on this instant right. So there was a if y'all I don't know if y'all saw, but there's another video the nigga. Nigga pulled up in a what's that car that got like two doors and two seats. A coupe? No, it's not a coupe, it's one of them, box cars. A Kia Soul? No, not a Soul, it's one of them, small cars that fits Mini Cooper, the Mini Cooper, okay. And it was like she was like 400 pounds and she was going to the airport. Y'all didn't see that shit. No, the nigga pulled up. He was like ma'am, listen, my Axus. He said my Axus, my Axus is not going to take this weight. She's like I can fit in there, right, she tried to get in the shit. Mind you, this is a two-door, so she's trying to fit in the shit. And he's like man, he's trying to be polite as possible. Man, you need to get an Uber XXL. I got a Mini.
Speaker 1:Cooper, here, you can't fit in this shit. That sound like that nigga problem and not hers.
Speaker 2:That's her problem because she's trying to be cheap and try to get the Uber, but from a business aspect she was going to win that lawsuit.
Speaker 1:The only thing that now with this change, bitch, you ain't going to be able to sue Uber. They said you can't file for discrimination shit, no more. So, you about to lose that shit.
Speaker 2:You know why he not going to lose? Because it's on video and she tried to get in that motherfucker and she couldn't fit. But Uber don't have on their website if you order this car, you need to be these amount of power Right, because the driver has every right to deny a ride. That's his personal property, though.
Speaker 1:From a business. They could get sued, but they can't get sued now because that shit over Ain't no more discrimination. What I'm saying is how you're describing how Uber is supposed to be sent out is not because I could do a regular uber and you don't know if you're getting a mini cooper or a four-door sedan which would fit her. You don't know what you're getting. So she didn't know she was getting that damn small ass.
Speaker 2:Toyota corolla but that is the chances that you take when you order a standard uber. It tells you the sizes but it doesn't.
Speaker 1:It doesn't say your weight it says sizes for multiple people. Yeah, that's why I'm trying to. You're not getting it. I get it If you do an Uber. If I do a regular Uber, it's just me going somewhere. I get both points, though, bitch, you knew you couldn't fit in that shit, but legally.
Speaker 3:You knew you couldn't fit in the suit.
Speaker 1:I'm not arguing against the suing and the hurt. What I'm trying to tell you is yeah, what don't mean about the XL?
Speaker 3:I know it, I said it I know it don't mean that, but I said in order for them not to be discriminated.
Speaker 2:This is why they have these size ranges. Bitch, you want to fucking get in the shit. Get an XXL, get a big SUV with your big ass to get in that shit. Now, why you had to say that? Why you want to get a standard shit Corolla. Your ass going to be hard getting that shit and you wait for it to come down.
Speaker 1:Shout out to all the big girls.
Speaker 4:That's not her first Uber.
Speaker 2:It's going to be hard.
Speaker 1:We ain't not going to hear nothing you saying on that camera.
Speaker 2:And her hand is all the way at the top of the shit.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going to go ahead and move on.
Speaker 2:Okay, go, move on, move on, let's get through it.
Speaker 3:Let's get.
Speaker 1:Alright, I'm going to go ahead and move on Up. Next India oh, we're getting cancelled. Why would you do that?
Speaker 2:Wait, why she do that. Why did she do that? We're getting cancelled.
Speaker 1:She said India, the country? Okay. A massive religious festival in India has turned deadly after a crowd crush killed at least 14 people. Let me explain. The incident occurred early this morning. This just literally happened this morning as tens of millions of devotees went to bathe in the river on one of the most sacred days of the Mahakum Mela Hindu Festival. So it's like the start of their Hindu religious holiday. They're like the first day everybody in India that's Hindu they migrate to this river to take a bath. The river is said to be like sacred, according to what they believe in hinduism, right.
Speaker 1:So a barrier on one of the rivers broke, pushing thousands of people that were walking to other riverbanks to take their holy dip. And remember, 14 people died and at least 20 people have been treated for minor injuries. Now I also have say, because I literally just seen this I don't know if y'all have seen this, but earlier today in DC, an American Airlines plane collided with a helicopter and 60 people are now dead.
Speaker 4:Yeah, 60 people are now dead.
Speaker 1:That's crazy For India. I don't think that bridge was too sacred. Oh my God, either you want sacred or the bridge want sacred. I don't think that bridge was too sacred. For real, they ain't putting no holy water on that bridge. That's crazy. Maybe they had too much sin, too much sin.
Speaker 2:I was ignorant.
Speaker 1:I like that shit. Rest in peace to those people in the helicopter in the plane crash that's one of my worst fears for people. I'm like terrified, because y'all know I'm a flight attendant, so when I see shit like that like I like whoa she's an artist, so I'm sorry. She's good up next Google Maps. Fuck Google Maps. Google Maps is complying with President Trump's executive action that has renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. That's stupid ass shit.
Speaker 1:Soon the name change will appear on Google Maps. So anybody that uses Google Maps, you will no longer see the Gulf of Mexico, you will see the Gulf of America. Gulf of America is so fucking sick, bruh, that nigga just renaming shit. He gonna rename cities. Now Charlotte might not be Charlotte, no more.
Speaker 2:I have no comment all right.
Speaker 1:So it says in addition to hold on y'all, hold on y'all in addition to renaming of the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america, google will also change the name of denali, the nation's highest peak bout, back to mount mckinley. So I don't know if y'all remember, back in 2015, president Barack Obama renamed this Alaskan landmark to Denali as a note to the region's native population. So the Native American people he did it to honor them and Trump said, fuck, that we were naming it back to Mount McKinley. So Google Maps is now going to officially change that as well.
Speaker 1:McKinley is one of the presidents, one of those white presidents.
Speaker 3:I forgot which president it was.
Speaker 1:Man, that's crazy. I got mixed feelings. The Gulf of Mexico to America shit, I'm from America, let's own some more shit.
Speaker 4:That goddamn.
Speaker 1:McKinley, us food. Okay, we own the Gulf of Mexico now USA, usa, the. The mckinley thing, I don't know too much about that. I gotta go do more, but like you, taking it from the indians and naming it.
Speaker 3:That's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 1:But the mexicans to that land like typical, as white people. All right. So wait, y'all want? Y'all want more outrage? Yes, all right. So president trump signed this executive action last week and said quote this honors Americans, greatness end. Quote that when he renamed that shit. Yes, get the fuck out of here, go ahead, let's stop talking about so. Yesterday, the Mexican president, claudia she bomb, she shrugged off Google's move and said their country would not abide by. She like I don't give a fuck, we just to go for Mexico, fuck America, right we got more money than y'all.
Speaker 1:We buying that shit. Oh shit, it's hard. I don't give a fuck. It's the Gulf of Mexico. Fuck America. Right, girl? We got more money than y'all we buying that shit. Oh shit, it's ours. We don't got a fucking race war, we're just not wanting with the Mexicans. That's the reality of it. America, think about it. We got more money than Claudia. I know that's a fucked up situation. This man got him fucked up all kinds of shit. But, lady, I'm sorry to tell you that shit might be the Gulf of America. Okay, us, fool USA. Alright, so we gonna go ahead and move on. Since we talking about Mexico, immigration raids oh shit, y'all gots to.
Speaker 1:Let me get through this place the Trump administration has put out a memo that they are aiming for at least 75 arrests daily at each of the 25 ice field offices nationwide, but hopefully they get more. This is per the white house deputy chief of staff, stephen miller. Um ice field offices across the country have also been directed to make 70. This part of making 75 arrests per day is part of trump's pledge to enact the largest deportation operation in the country's history. Reportedly, on tuesday, nearly a thousand arrests were made, following 1200 arrests that were made on monday, by this new act by trump. Wow, he's able to do this because he invoked the Insurrection Act at the US southern border and, for the people that don't know, the Insurrection Act is a law that allows the president to deploy the military to suppress insurrections and domestic acts of violence. So, if you didn't know, trump did this. He used the military to go down to the border and protect it, and cartels were shooting at their ass. The other day they had to shoot out that shit crazy.
Speaker 1:I ain't gonna lie, it's wild for you know I'm pretty sure the viewers know by now I work in education and a lot of my students and stuff have not been coming to school because they've been doing raids all down South Boulevard. They've been doing raids. You see people picking people up in vans and stuff, yeah, so you hurt not only just those people, you hurt children and stuff too. But you can't do nothing. Because he took away the birthright citizen action. He can't do that. That's illegal. That, that that's illegal. That's in the Constitution he's saving to rewrite that bitch. This, the nigga, y'all voted for, though Y'all didn't want to vote for the lady.
Speaker 4:Y'all didn't want to vote for the black lady.
Speaker 1:But I'm going to be honest. Look, I'm black. God damn it. They took our rights too. Right now, I can't fight for y'all ass.
Speaker 3:I got to fight for myself. That t is fucked up. That shit is fucked up.
Speaker 1:But y'all got to fight y'all all goddamn battle we not going to be fighting y'all battle. They just told us we ain't got equal opportunity to either. Talk your shit, because when they get on their rights they forget about us. We ain't never even in their place, right? Oh, fuck those niggas.
Speaker 3:Can I say that on here yeah, fuck them niggas.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like, look, I can't stress about that shit. Y'all better goddamn hide, Y'all better not go outside. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Because, bitch, we can't take up for y'all right now.
Speaker 1:Finally, y'all get them Martin Luther King rights away, Bitch. We got to fight for that shit right now. Don't get us started about Martin Luther King because I'll get to spilling about that. But look, I ain't going to lie, remember. I ain't going to lie, remember. I said this on the other podcast, though. I said black people are tired of being on the front lines. Black people are tired of always fighting other people's causes, but when the time comes for y'all motherfuckers to show, up now we got Trump in office, so it's crazy.
Speaker 1:It's crazy. Now, on the other hand, I will say he might have fucked up because them people was doing a lot of jobs.
Speaker 4:And this, a new generation, these black people ain't going out here. Who going?
Speaker 3:to want to work for $7?.
Speaker 1:He finna make a lot of businesses go out of business, it's true, because ain't nobody going out there for pennies like they do. But damn. Rest in peace to our. Mexican citizens.
Speaker 2:I ain't got to say shit, she said it for you, cousins, cousins, he like you forever.
Speaker 1:you said all the ignorant shit. He was saying we love that shit.
Speaker 1:so while we are on the subject of trump, we're gonna go ahead and talk about this federal funding freeze oh so let me first say I know there was a lot of confusion because the white house did issue um a resend of their memo that they issued yesterday and a lot of people thought that that meant that the federal funding is now gonna be reversed. That is not true. Let me repeat that yesterday the white house put out a memo about this federal funding freeze to kind of clear up any confusion as to who would be affected. Today they rescinded that memo and a lot of people thought that means oh, we're not gonna have a federal freeze. That is not true. All they did was basically say we rescinded what we said yesterday. It's still a federal freeze, y'all niggas still not getting no money. But we're gonna kind of tweak our words and then come back to y'all that's so.
Speaker 2:Can I say something about that? If y'all notice, and I was talking to somebody the other day and I was like you know, I feel this is just my unbiased opinion that Trump is not a racist no, he's a moneyist he's a moneyist thank you.
Speaker 1:He don't give a fuck about your race.
Speaker 2:If you poor, he don't give a fuck about you if you just if you go against what he feels is right, he's not for you and the federal government. He got he's on their ass because they indicted him and charged him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he doing all this shit he want to do now. If y'all notice, if y'all notice the DEI.
Speaker 2:what is that connected to the federal government? If y'all notice anything that he's doing, y'all got to really look at it. It's connected to the federal government. So any TSA worker, what he did to the federal workers, y'all niggas at home, go to work.
Speaker 1:And he said you have to be back at work by February 6th, when you lost your job.
Speaker 2:And this is just federal workers. So if you in any federal capacity, trump is coming after you. So if I was a TSA worker, nigga I'm going to some places.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait, because not all of the federal departments were affected by this, so that's why I want to clarify okay so this federal funding freeze includes the following things pausing research on cures for childhood cancer to halting from things like childhood cancer to halting food assistance. So so helping people get more food, not having food deserts where they at right. Safety from domestic violence. Closing suicide hotlines. Head Start research programs, student loans, grant funded projects, government to government funding of tribal nations. So you know how America pays, like Native Americans that live in reserves. They just stop they not getting that money right now. Okay, meals on wheels, oh, meals on wheels. Affordable housing. So section 8 and subsidized housing oh shit no more projects that's fucked up.
Speaker 1:Government funded salaries and public safety funding. So that's your firefighters, your police officers, your sheriff officers, their funding paused, abortion access and family planning. And let me clarify it's not that it's not gonna be no more projects. There's gonna be projects. They're gonna build projects. It's just not the price is gonna be.
Speaker 1:It's not gonna be as low as it is yeah, um, that sucks because, like a lot of my friends are in like the education sector stuff, a lot of their positions are grant funded. So you know they're stressed out now because you're trying to figure out what's next, like what job you finna have. So a lot of people finna lose their jobs. A lot of people finna lose their livelihoods, their homes, like meals on wheels. People are not going to get fed. That's seniors, man, that's seniors not getting fed for real. So what y'all need to do is get up off y'all asses. Y'all grandma call and want Take her ass and get some eat, because she's not going to get no food nowhere else. Okay, and in addition to that also, they also said that this budget was ordered to freeze federal grants and loans that also target democratic initiatives that address immigration, foreign aid. So no more giving money to Ukraine. That shit is done.
Speaker 3:We tired of that shit. Yeah, we is tired of giving money to Ukraine giving money.
Speaker 1:Yeah, climate, you know he pulled us out of the um, the un, the un, the. You're not. Uh, what else? World health organizations, di and gender identity. And I want to also remind you that part of dei for all of you women is maternity leave, paternity leave, fmla. Those things are also included under your DEI you ain't getting no more FMLA.
Speaker 2:You don't want to get that.
Speaker 1:So keep that in mind.
Speaker 2:Well, niggas was abusing FMLA though.
Speaker 1:I think that shit fucked up, but the reality of it is like, yeah, some of the shit that Trump doing fucked up, but some of the shit I feel like is going to fucking help us to be honest. Some of the shit I feel like is gonna fucking help us, to be honest, like bitch, these goddamn immigrants getting $12,000 in food stamps, while Keisha, over here with four kids making $20 an hour, getting $200. Like shit. I ain't gonna lie, though If I was making $20 an hour, I wouldn't have the fourth kid. So are we gonna blame Keisha I mean Keisha why you had that last kid? Yeah, but why are you giving these immigrants $12,000 and giving this, you, a citizen, $200,000? I ain't going to say too much, because I know an immigrant that be buying some of my groceries, right, I feel like some shit fucked up that he doing, but on the other hand I feel like shit.
Speaker 1:Think about it. You can't go to no other country illegally. I agree, I do think there's a way to go about it. I think what he's doing now is just. I think he's just doing so much, so fast. It's a word for it when you're just doing shit and it's just like. I can't remember the word for it, busy word. No, they use it for, like social media, internet, when you're just like scaring people to a jump scare. He's doing a lot, I think he's just doing a jump scare to people and no, it's so.
Speaker 1:I I wasn't gonna piss me off. I'm gonna realize the word later it's gonna piss me off, but I just think he's just jump scaring people. I do think he's going to do this shit, but I I don't think he's going to be as dramatic as he making it seem. Now I do think there's a way to do this. Like twelve thousand dollars for an immigrant on the on a food stamp card is crazy. But I ain't going to lie, we do need to help people that come to our country to get away from the shit they got going on over there. I just think it's a balance.
Speaker 4:I think that's a balance.
Speaker 1:But I also think shit, whoever going to help them need to be the white people we still trying to help ourselves. These motherfuckers ain't gave us no rights. Like Trump fucked up. I think the shit Camilla did fucked up too, cause she said out her mouth I'm not doing anything specifically for the black community, like you know what I'm saying. So I think either way we was gonna be in a fucked up situation like, yeah, we should help them, but I'm not, finna, keep thinking about helping y'all motherfuckers, like I gotta think about helping myself and my goddamn people, cause we been thinking about helping y'all for so long and I also feel like that's fucked up what Trump doing. But this shit make us wake up as a culture, like at the end of the day, we can't wait for these motherfuckers to give us an equal opportunity. We got to go create our own goddamn opportunity, put our money back in ourselves.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like build up our own community, create our own opportunity.
Speaker 1:Like that is fucked up, what we doing, that they doing. But is you gonna cry about it or is you gonna sit there and be fucked up? Because, honestly, the people who know how to go out there and get it, they not finna be fucked up. The people who finna be fucked up is the people who going to these jobs, and some people ain't got no choice but they like oh, I'm about to retire, I'm about to get 401k, but you finna deal with some racist shit that our ancestors done fought for for we don't know how much longer. Now you know what I'm saying. So you really got to make a choice. Like shit changed. We got an opportunity too. Like we can go make an opportunity for our motherfucking self. Like, fuck what they doing to us. What is you going to do to change this shit? Is you finna keep accepting this shit? Are you finna use they?
Speaker 2:money, stack their money up and then build our fucking community up. Let's talk more.
Speaker 3:You're talking about the fucking girls, but that shit. That was it for me, alright.
Speaker 2:Talking that shit. Right, shit talking that shit, god damn, alright, what?
Speaker 1:would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 2:What I gotta do now.
Speaker 1:What would you do? What I got to do now is pee. I ain't going front. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Piss nigga here we go.
Speaker 1:I'm a holy shit. You are so like you don't have. No, you have no coof. Do you know what coof is you have?
Speaker 2:none. I have none, fuck that. I have no mute, I just say what I say.
Speaker 4:I am what I am.
Speaker 2:So what would you do? So disclaimer for the guys that are new to my what would you do's, that's tuning in my what would you do's are accounts that happened from me or from another person or that I saw, so this account is something that I personally went through. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1:So what'd you do when you go through shit? It'd be crazy, my bad, but when you when you be when you be seeing people it don't be as crazy. But Joe shouldn't be outlandish. Your life is crazy, but I just wanted to say that, Sorry.
Speaker 2:I mean, this is not a crazy one To you.
Speaker 1:To you, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:Okay, so what would you do Trust?
Speaker 3:me, it's all right, it's all right.
Speaker 2:It's modest. So what would you do if you know you woke up you're like, all right, hanging out with your dudes, or you know, what would you do is always cross gender man, man, woman, woman. So just think about that. So what would you do? You woke up male, woke up female. You woke up hanging out with your boys, women hanging out with your gal. You're chilling like yo. I'm hungry, like alright, you know you're hungry, you're on the block. You're on the block. You're chilling like alright. You know Chinese store over there, bodega, all that shit. So go to Chinese store. You in New York, you can be in fucking everywhere At the bodega. You can be in Jerusalem and shit At the bodega. You can be in Jerusalem and get a habibi, whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1:Habibi in Jerusalem is crazy.
Speaker 2:Whatever the fuck you want to get. Oh, my God, habibi, you could get a.
Speaker 1:Bacon, egg and cheese shirt. Whatever you want to do, whatever your vice is Whatever.
Speaker 2:Your vice is Chopped cheese. I love chopped cheese. Shout out to the bodega in Albemarle Road so you go. You're like I am hungry, I'm going to get some food, get some Chinese food. You pay like you hungry, so you pay like $12 because you're getting hungry. Get the food. Boom, boom, come outside About to fucking get the chicken wing. You open the chicken, oh shit smoke. You open the nice served food. You open that shit and it starts smoking and shit.
Speaker 1:It be real hot.
Speaker 2:Woo shit, smell good as fuck. So you get one piece of food item, let's say a fry. About to get the fry, nigga come Boom, you don't want that, and knock the whole food out your hand. Oh my God, what would you do? That's in chills to everybody's heart right now.
Speaker 3:That's in chills to everybody's heart. That's in chills for everybody's heart.
Speaker 1:We need the mic. We need the mic.
Speaker 2:Right now we need the mic. We need the mic. Benjamin got the mic, okay.
Speaker 1:Benjamin, why are you yelling? Because he can't hear this.
Speaker 2:You're all about to say something bad.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie. You know cliche, but y'all know how I am about my fucking food, don? You know cliche? But I know how I am about my fucking food. Don't put in my food, for we have to scrap, we'd have to, we have to fight. I might duel you. We have to do for my food because that chinese it's a chinese, but first of all I love my favorite. You know type of food is mexican food, but chinese food when it's hot out the grease.
Speaker 2:And it's smoking.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I'd have been pissed off. I'd have to walk that. I'd dog walk his ass. Oh God, that's how serious I am about my fucking food. Listen, I don't play by my money, my food and my pussy. And your what? My pussy, my pussy.
Speaker 2:My pussy. You want to my pussy, my pussy, my pussy.
Speaker 1:Okay, you want to know what I do what would you do? Twin, where have you been? I'm hungry. I'm going to shoot your ass. That means I'm probably hungover. Yeah, like, that's like Waffle House.
Speaker 3:And you're not nice when you're hangry, I'm not.
Speaker 1:When you're hangry, it's me, you feed me.
Speaker 2:Wow, hey, lo, we need the mic, lo, we need the mic. That shit crazy.
Speaker 1:Like I would shoot. I would really shoot you. I would really shoot you, though Would I Now? Would I, I don't know, I would shoot you after you buy me another plate, would you really? Yeah, like I'll have you buy the plate, I would shoot you.
Speaker 2:I would you know, cousins, what would you do?
Speaker 4:I think, that's some fucked up shit.
Speaker 1:Like bitch, if I ain't got no gun, I'm going to at least push your ass and bitch.
Speaker 3:I'm throwing every up off the ground.
Speaker 1:I'm going to throw that bitch and follow your ass all the way back into the store to go get me some more shit. Bitch, she's throwing chicken at me, Die bitch.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what would you do Swish?
Speaker 3:BTA Built, ass Built ass.
Speaker 1:I was about to say why that nigga saying cinnamon.
Speaker 2:You gonna take your belt off and beat. And what Built to ass.
Speaker 1:Oh, that word kicking your ass.
Speaker 2:Kicking your ass.
Speaker 1:Figuratively Alright, it's kicking your ass.
Speaker 3:Shit. Same thing, man. Built to ass. Y'all crazy Built to ass. She had it right. We gonna shoot a motherfucker. Shit, same thing, man.
Speaker 1:Build the ass build the ass, we gonna shoot a motherfucker.
Speaker 3:I'm calling Charleston White. I'm calling Charleston White, and then he gone man that nigga police ass nigga what would you do with that she?
Speaker 1:was like I'ma just say it's okay, it's definitely not okay. I don't play about my food. Everybody knows I do not play about my food especially if it's chicken, cause you be cooking that chicken exactly so we gonna have to square up.
Speaker 4:We gonna have to square up. I'ma beat your ass.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna beat your ass about my chicken and that's very niggerish of me. But I'm going to do that. I'm going to try not to be too extra on this one. But one time I went to Arby's and they gave me a gyro with a hard bread and I pulled up because I wanted a refund. I didn't have my receipt and I went on the inside and I'm like trying to tell them like yo, there's like with your receipt. I'm like are you for real? I have the food right here. I'll fuck a receipt. So I left it on the counter. But in my head I really wanted to take the jar and smear all in a window and like throw it on a counter and do a whole scene. But there were some kids I just was on a field trip, on a bus standing in the lobby, they looking at me like I already was crazy. So I had that check like all right.
Speaker 4:So you left your food, girl, I just left it on the counter and like kind, of pissed him out and walked out like but you probably was like, don't do too much I honestly probably wouldn't care too much, because I know how to grill some chicken rings for some real good oh you crazy, you crazy as hell I would be mad for like two seconds.
Speaker 3:I'm going to war, but I'm going to go home and be like, okay, I'm going to be fucked up.
Speaker 1:It's just some chicken, but I'm going to cook it myself.
Speaker 3:You got me doing extra shit.
Speaker 1:I'm going to smoke a blunt roll it and get over it. Uh-uh, but the fact, I say this. I say this in love. I say this in love. Okay, friend, you being soft like your voice right now, I'm going to war about my motherfucking food. I swear to God, I'm going to war about my food. I ain't left, nah, bitch, I'm crying.
Speaker 4:I'm I forgot this scenario, like the exact scenario.
Speaker 2:The scenario is you're hungry as fuck. And you go to a Chinese store and you get some food and you open that white plastic shit and the shit is smoking and you're like, oh my God. And then you about to eat the fried nigga and say you don't want that. Smack it out your hand.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I got anger, issues. Like y'all already know, I react quick, okay, like immediately, yes, so like I'll just slap him or something Like tackle him, beat him up, something like that Okay.
Speaker 1:Fuck you weed. I love cousin boy. It's my cousin for real. Who that I don't know. Who that?
Speaker 3:I'm just beating ass, that's all, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Why the fuck you talking?
Speaker 2:like that. I ain't switch. You got a competitor.
Speaker 1:Cause my nipple just jumped, god damn.
Speaker 2:Shit. I'm from Jersey, man, I ain't talking to you.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you dangerous, I should touch my motherfucking heart. You dangerous. Yeah, you from Jersey, you dangerous, and I know them. Chicken wings be hitting up there.
Speaker 2:It's up, it's up and it's up for real.
Speaker 1:So what was the end scenario? This happened to you Because who hit your food out your hand and you left them.
Speaker 2:Okay, so, yeah, this happened to me, right. So in my hood, back in the days, it was a game that we played Like if you, you know, you got to watch your food, because you come out, you know we smack the food out your hand, you can't fight, you just got to just eat that. So I came out with my Chinese food and they could smack the shit out of my hand and what did you do? And I wanted to really kill this nigga because I was hungry as fuck, but I had to accept the rules of the game. Oh fuck, so, so, so, so. So I was like okay, I had to eat that, as much as I hate it and much as I wanted to, I had to accept the rules of the game. Okay, so me, I'm the type of person that I'm going to go when I get you, I'm going to get you Right. So it was like I forgot how long it was, but it was.
Speaker 2:A period of time went by, so we all chilling and shit like that. We all. He went and he got a sandwich, a hero. He was like we was talking. I'm like, yeah, it's my opportunity. So we all. He got the hero. He forgot all about this shit right? I didn't so. So Yo ask somebody to fuck me a pot, like, yeah, bitch, a pot of fuck. So we all in the schoolyard, man, people in the schoolyard, right, it's a Like we had basketball games back then. Man, it was a basketball game.
Speaker 1:That's PS189, y'all Huh yeah, ps189, whatever.
Speaker 2:So you know back. You know when the heroes. When you got the heroes, it's in the white paper. So you gotta unravel that shit. It takes time to unravel it and they stack that shit with me, letters all around you. So what's up? Yeah, but it's a hero. We call it a hero in New York.
Speaker 2:So the nigga opened the shit, boom, boom. Sitting there like yeah, nigga, so he ain't know nothing about this motherfucker. This nigga opened that shit. That nigga said bam, you don't want that, yo shit. And they get said that whole shit. He's like that's, I caught him right when he bout to bite that motherfucker. That's not the whole shot. I smear the whole sandwich on the floor, kicked this whole fucking juice. That nigga looking at me like like he wanted to punch me. But I was like, yeah, nigga, it was like a long time period that went by. He thought I forgot Nigga, I did not. You know you can forget what a nigga say to you, but you will never forget how, in the chips, I smeared the sandwich on the floor and kicked it. Oh, oh, I'm like you can't do shit, honestly you remember them chicken wings?
Speaker 1:this is definitely on brand for some New York ass shit, because we not playing that shit, we not doing that shit down here Y'all tripping, that was a hard game to play Chicken and watermelon. Oh my God, we not playing that.
Speaker 2:It was a lot of fights over that game because some people couldn't take the fact that. You know, because a lot of times niggas don't last.
Speaker 1:Like the last five hours when they bought lot of times.
Speaker 4:Niggas are on their last, like their last five hours. What was that with my last meal?
Speaker 2:And they bought some Chinese food and niggas say you don't want that and smack the shit, and they're like no, I ain't playing that game, no more, I ain't playing, I ain't playing.
Speaker 1:And they start fighting and shit because they ain't want to play the game. What I don't?
Speaker 2:know who thought of it, but yo, it was like yo. We had a lot of classical moments in that game, but I was hurt, like I was hurt. I was hurt because that shit was smoking. I wanted to eat the fries and the nigga smacked it in my hand. So I'm like you know what? I had to eat it. But that day I got that nigga so bad, so bad and I smeared the shit.
Speaker 1:Was it hot wings or regular chicken wings?
Speaker 2:No, it was like back then. It was like a $5 and you could get like the three wings and fries and shit like that.
Speaker 1:I can smell it right now.
Speaker 2:Boy, you know, when you open that foam, that white foam, and the smoke is like I'm finna go home and fry some chicken my damn son. Oh, that nigga smacked it out of my hand.
Speaker 1:I'm like alright, nigga, I got your ass. That's some stupid ass shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, try my nigga Troy, my nigga Troy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He gonna get your ass. He's not your nigga. That's not your nigga.
Speaker 2:My friends would never do that. So what would you do if a nigga smacked some great food out your hand? What would you do? Great food, I said food, not great food, great food.
Speaker 4:What'd you do?
Speaker 2:Alright, t, that's crazy. It's up to you. That's not what we do. We never did that. Why you did that it?
Speaker 1:was like Axe Jeeves. Hey, axe Jeeves was a real ass nigga, for real. It is Axe Terrace. Welcome to the best segment of all. Listen, I got a question today.
Speaker 2:The best segment of all.
Speaker 1:Well, segment of all? Listen, I got a question today. The best segment of all, well, I don't know. Well, yeah, because this segment better than mine, and then it's me, then it's you. So, listen, what the fuck? Yeah, you getting kind of repetitive Don't make me smack them chicken wings out your fucking hand.
Speaker 2:Listen, we ain't playing that game, no more.
Speaker 1:Oh we not playing that game? No more, I thought we was in New York.
Speaker 2:We gonna fight, fight, nigga, fuck that shit. I'm gonna pull your hair, see all right, listen x terrace.
Speaker 1:You know people drop questions in my inbox. Cousin, can you help me out with that phone for real, my phone right there, you see that shit dead, it ain't.
Speaker 2:That's my phone too.
Speaker 1:My phone dead oh me, okay, right here, friend, you're at a teleport, you good, it was done. Yeah, you good. You know people drop questions in my DMs and my inbox and all that shit, like you know. It's just a lot and I be getting stupid questions. One week I had a question about do pussies taste differently? Which yes, they do. I mean, some women wash, some don't. I don't know. I don't know, but all I know is they probably do taste different. I know I taste good Friend you. Thank you, sit.
Speaker 1:Oh, I know I taste good Y'all in the corner All right, you know I don't know about other women though, so there's a question. Sometimes I get a question about you know, but I get this question. We talked about this question on. We talked about this question before before, but now that there's more women in the room I'm gonna bring it back because somebody asks us again. The question was and I'm gonna dive into, because he asked a two-part question. The first one is does size really matter, which I've talked about this before? Yes, but the second portion he had was if it does matter, or you know what you know, whatever can I supplement it with head? That was the second part. What was the second one? The size matter, and if it does matter, can I supplement with head. So if it's not the biggest, but I'm good at head, is that fine?
Speaker 2:Right, oh, so you say, if size does matter, can you supplement it with head?
Speaker 1:Like my dick little, but I give good head.
Speaker 2:Well, shouldn't it be? A size doesn't matter, shouldn't?
Speaker 1:be the opposite well, he, well. He's just asking does size really matter? And he's asking if I'm? Basically he was saying, if I'm not big, could I be, could I get away with giving okay?
Speaker 1:how big, are you right? I I arranged that wrong, so apologize. So yes, let me start with you, cousin, we might. I would say size definitely matters. Now you can look at this two ways. Two size matter because no one wants a big watermelon dick inside of them. No, like that, shit fucking hurt, well, you know. And we still need our walls, that's true. So at that point size matter. And then, on the other hand, no one wants a dick that's too small Because, listen, it just keeps squirming out.
Speaker 1:Because after he tastes you out or whatever, you still want some pound town. You know what I'm saying? So yeah, and these niggas already be giving a bare minimum anyway.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they be trying to do all the grunts and shit, what are you doing?
Speaker 4:The?
Speaker 3:bottom bare minimum anyway.
Speaker 1:That shit is crazy. I mean I talked about this before, I talked about this before, for real. I mean people say size don't matter. Maybe size don't matter, but it's all about you know, it's all about I can't, I can't, I cannot be graceful when it comes to penis, because let me tell you why Size matters. You need to be at least a shmedium, Shmedium, yes, Shmedium. I'm not even going to say shme, I mean medium.
Speaker 2:Need the shme out of me, and what size is a shmedium in inches Like?
Speaker 1:eight, like eight or nine, I was thinking like four or five. But Four or five that's sh, that's medium baby. You're medium and small you're a piece, I'm sorry, small is still included in that medium is like seven, eight, if it's four or five, you need to buckle yourself in that car seat, cause it's not with me I, you don't know you said what it's like you when you like when you see it, you know you be like damn you need a mic.
Speaker 2:We can't hear you now, that's true, yeah we don't have a mic, that's true.
Speaker 1:We don't we don't got a mic baby. Wait on the mic. Hold on the mic hold on the mic.
Speaker 2:Say that in the mic. Cut the mic on.
Speaker 1:Though, yeah, cut the mic on okay, so I just feel like every woman has a preference and every woman has a G spot, so everything is optional.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. So if that woman ain't getting her G spot hit, it might be a problem for her, but that man might have a D for another woman and it's good for her. So everything is preference. I don't feel like anything is like a standard, a statement. You are a woman that's full of grace. I've noticed that and I love that. I, I love that, I love that for you. You, you give, and it's okay, you give so much grace and I love that for you a lot of grace. I'm not giving these niggas grace, okay, because they would not give us grace. They would not give us grace at all if it was the other way around and people talking about his pussy, they would not give us grace, no exceptions I'm not saying, you can have what about when they say it's not the size of the boat?
Speaker 1:is the motion and ocean now?
Speaker 4:fuck, let me tell you.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you brought that up, glad you said that I don't care about the motion. It may be some motion in the ocean, but if you don't got no fucking boat, what motion is in the ocean? There's no boat there. Where's the boat?
Speaker 3:You're talking about a kayak, not a boat.
Speaker 1:See, that's what I'm talking about. What kind of waves are you making right there? You're not doing shit.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying Roll, roll, roll your boat, take me down the stream.
Speaker 1:And then it depends on what category are they trying to be? In yes, answer the question. I'm asking all the ladies in the room the men be talking enough for me on my podcast. You know they do I gotta pee.
Speaker 2:What's your answer?
Speaker 1:what's your answer? Um size does matter. Thank you, it definitely matters, thank you. Thank you, that's all I need to start. I got to explain this nigga. It's like are you trying to be a friend Are?
Speaker 4:you trying to be a man?
Speaker 1:I can't even sit here and lie to y'all.
Speaker 3:You had a small penis before I have had some great small penis.
Speaker 1:Oh how small, though? Okay, let me ask though, how small Like pinky? No, no, how small hot dog. You had a shmedium no. I had like small and a shmedium, a low medium, a small and a shmedium. It was like five, sixes, like what does this low medium? Look like like on the hand it was like describe with your hands. My question is is small? So it can go just fine now I'm gonna tell you one thing small dicks fall in love quick.
Speaker 1:That is true. That is true Small dicks do fall in love quick, because you ain't never had nothing good for real before. That's why I be trying to tell you stop giving all that grace, because you just been having a bunch of small dick people fall in love.
Speaker 3:If the small thing touch it, that means she know how to do Kegels.
Speaker 1:Shut up, god damn it.
Speaker 4:Lena, tell me something.
Speaker 1:I want to hear.
Speaker 4:Okay, so I'm not sparing nobody If you got a small dick and like okay, so I ain't gonna lie y'all, I got a kid. Hopefully my baby daddy don't watch this. He the smallest one I've been, but he the.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, but it sound like you like T-D-D, but he just. I'm sorry but it's not like you like, nah, like I don't.
Speaker 4:I don't really have sex unless I'm in a relationship I don't really do the.
Speaker 1:I love that. You know I want to be like because.
Speaker 4:I gotta like you to really have sex with you and enjoy it like I.
Speaker 1:I wanna be like you when I grow up. So much thank you for being an inspiration to us all.
Speaker 4:I'm a lover girl, though you know what I'm saying, so I just be chilling, you know. But, like I said, my baby daddy, he the smallest I've ever had, but you know he but he fuck that shit, cousin, be real, be real.
Speaker 1:But he know he, but he fuck that shit, cousin, be real.
Speaker 4:I'm being real like, okay, but he know that, like, first of all she said her baby daddy.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying wait, wait, wait, because I'm on your side, lena, because, listen, she said her baby daddy, she had a kid by this man. That does say a lot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what I'm saying it's about who'm saying it's about who you are. It's about who you are as a man. If you treat the girl right, if you give her a ring, you give her flowers. Yeah, I was engaged when I had a baby. I was not. You know what I'm saying yeah, I don't, I don't put you know what I'm saying he was a good man and I loved him for real.
Speaker 4:So, but I ain't gonna lie though. Yes, yes, no, I'm getting there though. I'm getting there though, right, so, but no, no. The thing is though but after you break up with him, and after you break up with him, you don't like him no more, you don't want to be like yeah like you know, I'm saying, like you know you're not gonna get it again. I'm gonna be honest. You know it's been seven years.
Speaker 1:My small dick is not for me, and you know what I'm gonna say. I think about your I was 18 anyway right, but you, I'm thinking about your preference. You know what I'm saying. Oh, my bad, you, you, you know it's just, I'm thinking about preferences, because she did say there's a preference. However, I do have to say maybe I can agree with that.
Speaker 4:I'm a Gemini. I'm not toxic.
Speaker 1:Y'all good. Y'all good over there? I think it is. Maybe it's a preference, but I also have to remember that y'all are like y'all tiny for real. You know what I'm saying? I can't do nothing with a small penis. It's ass back here. It got to slide. I got to have the choo-choo train be like. You know what I'm saying. Y'all can probably do a little medium.
Speaker 1:It might work for y'all not for me, a medium is okay, large is okay. I'm going to be honest, I don't want extra large. No, I do not my coochie to be valuable for years to come.
Speaker 2:So what is the ideal size?
Speaker 1:Six to eight inches. Okay, I say six to eight and I'm giving six a lot of grace. It's got to be on hard, not on soft.
Speaker 3:Where's the ruler?
Speaker 1:You got to whip them out, you got a ruler. What Soft or hard, yeah, you got gotta be six inches, because it's niggas out here that be soft don't matter and on soft, this shit look like wow, he got something now, ladies, must I remind you if you have a good man and he he has a small penis.
Speaker 1:Now this is before I met my husband back in the day. It's ways that you can help him. Help me grow a penis pump girl. I done used it before. But help me grow A penis pump Girl I done used it before. But the thing is about the penis pump. Them niggas get a penis pump. You help them pump up they dick bitch. They pump up they head. Then they gonna fuck everybody else yeah, they gonna fuck everybody else, get the big head.
Speaker 2:No, no, buddy you?
Speaker 1:Yes, wait what she's saying, you know? Have you ever you know what a penis pump is? A penis pump is like a little thing you slide on and it pumps on the penis.
Speaker 3:So it's longer you pump it.
Speaker 1:It shows you like the numbers, so you can see each time the numbers will go up and let you know how much you're pumping it up to.
Speaker 2:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you cannot, trick me, you cannot trick me.
Speaker 2:Is that just used just for the one time of sex, or is that used?
Speaker 1:No, it helps. Over time, over time, it helps.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, that shit crazy, that's like a chia pet for dicks.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because at the end of the relationship.
Speaker 1:I was like bitch see, that's why you don't help a nigga pump that dick up. Chia, gonna help a nigga pump that dick up? Oh my god, listen, you was not acting like that when you were small. I say I say the consistency is size matters. There is supposed to be motion in the ocean and if your dick is small, get you a penis pump, and that's that's my consistency at that point all right, my, I just want.
Speaker 2:This is my last two cents. So somebody had alluded to. I think you alluded to it. He was like if the dick size ain't adequate enough for the woman, can they substitute with the eating?
Speaker 1:Oh, with the head, with the head.
Speaker 2:So if a nigga should, say it's like you said, the minimum is six to eight. So if a nigga's five and a half, he just quite didn't make that six threshold. But the head is crazy. You going to keep it, yes, or leave it Okay?
Speaker 1:If it's your exact scenario, if it's like five and a half, but the head is great, I would keep it your exact scenario.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 1:Anything under five you got them. Exact scenario yes. Anything under five you got them. Yeah, right, I'm going to have to agree and say no, because a woman who really loves penis like no matter how good your head is absolutely she's still going to want to get banged up, because I mean the head is really like an appetizer. It's an appetizer. You know, what really pisses me off is if I go to grab it and I be. I don't want to go to grab it and be like this If I go to grab it.
Speaker 1:I want to be like I don't want to be like this Right, grab it, swallow that bitch in one point second I'm saying, though if a nigga, if a nigga eats you and make you squirt you still don't want to fuck after you. Squ that makes it more. Yeah, you have to feel the deal.
Speaker 3:I was just asking for a friend. I want you gotta touch walls.
Speaker 1:You gotta boom boom, you gotta. You know what I'm saying? I want a box. Oh god, my bad, oh god, we got him fucked up.
Speaker 3:my bad, I don't know the percentage, but can we get a number, a percentage of how many women actually come during sex? Because that's like a big most women be like they don't come. They be like y'all raising your hand because y'all have like y'all or y'all don't but to be fair you asking that question like it's an us problem.
Speaker 1:That's a you problem. If you're not making me come.
Speaker 3:Oh, it ain't, I'm good, I'm just saying, I'm saying generalize.
Speaker 1:If you're asking if a woman's not coming during sex, that's not a woman's problem, that's a man's problem.
Speaker 2:So is that a necessity for men, Like a woman must come. Why the fuck we having sex if I'm not coming? Okay, hold on.
Speaker 3:Okay now, Because it always seems like the women unsatisfied. It always seems like they always. It's always the women on the short end of the stick of sex. Right in my line, fellas, it always seem like the women are. We can't agree with you, right? I know, I'm just saying generally, not generally generally, just generally like that. The general conversation, women always gonna like. It seem like the women are always the one that's not pleased in a general conversation.
Speaker 1:I ain't trying to pick like individually if I'm really into you, I'm gonna ensure that you hit that spot. Like you know it's shit that you can do. Like I feel you close to that spot, I might got to lift a leg up a little higher or something for you to get right there. Like you know what I'm saying and you know what I'm a little biased. I teach all day during the day in my regular. I'm not teaching no nigga how to fuck me at night.
Speaker 2:Now, look now who must come.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm not teaching no more. Nigga, come prepared, do your homework. I'm not teaching no more.
Speaker 2:Who must come first? Right, because as a female, female be like yo, I wanna make my nigga come first, and the nigga's like I wanna make my woman come first. Is that a thing, though? So who must come first? That's a thing, though there's a thing between a male and a female?
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't care, I don't never be like you're going to make me come first.
Speaker 2:No, no no, and you're not verbally. Saying it in your head. You're like, your goal is like I got to make this nigga come. It's a race to first Fuck it. It's a race to first Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:You think about I got to make this nigga come as if like okay, I've been giving hands for 20 minutes, your jaw started locking. You started feeling that pressure back there, right, we've been doing it for a goddamn 25 minutes.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, bitch is trying to make this nigga come, I will say Just once, or like this how many, how many, how many, how many.
Speaker 1:How many? No, I think it varies towards, I think, the Wait, I think Hold on. I think it varies like for each person, because there's some men whose main mission will to make a woman come first, that's what they, but they don't care.
Speaker 3:That's how they get off.
Speaker 1:They want to see you come first. Some men Some men, some Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get through it. Some men, like I said, that's some men's mission to make a woman come first. That's how they get off. Some people don't really care, like me, if I make a man come first, I don't care, that's just you know. But I would say I'm like a man at that point, because if I make you come first, I'm talking shit for real. Okay.
Speaker 2:Now will you be dissatisfied if it don't really matter for me? I don't give a fuck either.
Speaker 1:But if I had to say one, I'm going to say I think the woman should come first, because after a man come, he going to be talking. I need 15 minutes, not really, nah, I need some water. And then it's like the mood done, died down. I think a woman can come and keep going. I also think that goes towards. I think that goes towards. I think that goes towards the type of niggas you fucking with Cause. I ain't never fucked with a nigga.
Speaker 3:That's not always true. That's not always true.
Speaker 1:Hold on, pass the mic. I'm going back to like preferences and people that are just like certain shit, because honestly, like I want to say this in a respectful way because I am in a relationship and we're going on our three year and I do feel like possibly we could be getting married and we'd be talking about kids after three years, but I do want to say that's why that's my boo, like I let him down.
Speaker 1:But I want to say like, but without being too like personal and what I my shit is, but I feel like when a man is really into you, he can come three times first, he can come as soon as y'all ain't even did shit and it's like damn. But if he really fuck with you and what y'all are doing, he's still going to make sure he gets you good, Even if it's his third, second, fifth, sixth time y'all might be in there for a minute and it might feel like five, 26 minutes, whoever y'all is and what y'all are doing.
Speaker 1:But I feel like, at the end of the day, like both people are going to be satisfied and when y'all really, really, really into each other, y'all coming at the same time. I ain't going to lie, y'all just be looking like I ain't going to lie, I ain't going to lie all show. But I agree with that one because let me tell you if a nigga really fuck with you.
Speaker 3:It don't matter how many times that come, bad nigga gonna make shit shake for real.
Speaker 1:I'm impressed because it's like I done, made you go before. I was even like there to be like, oh, it's like you give me a hug you hard like, oh, baby, yes, that's the energy that you need. That's the energy that a woman should deserve from a man because it's like it ain't even like a second thought for me to get you there. So when I get you there, I'm not even mad because it's like I know why you're there. So you better be coming a second time, right you?
Speaker 1:know, what I'm saying Let me hear from husband of cousin. Come on, husband, because you was about to say some shit.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to say that too much. If you're a man, you make a woman come first. That's when a man go to pound town.
Speaker 2:Yeah, talk your shit out, yeah yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. If your mother fucking legs start stretching, your legs start shaking, it's up from there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. First of all, he talk his shit, right, he talk his shit and she talk some. Talk to him, baby. Yeah, okay, lord, I see what you mean. Lord, I see what you do for others. Who's next Me?
Speaker 4:You got a mic already, my bad.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, that was my ex-terrace for the day. I'm having fun, y'all. That was my ex-terr tears for the day. For real, what, the what the fuck?
Speaker 2:You didn't kill a bug. Oh, lord the bug, I swear to god.
Speaker 1:We say his name and that shit spawned. That's like Candyman, donald Trump.
Speaker 2:Donald Trump, you killed that, yes, it's done.
Speaker 1:Okay, you act like you ain't never seen a bug coming from New York. I'm scared of bugs. The roaches be on the leashes with the rats.
Speaker 2:I'm scared of bugs. The roaches be on the leashes with the rats. I'm scared of bugs. You ain't kill that bitch, that shit gone nigga, that was actually a sting bug, actually.
Speaker 1:Mine go live. This pun's got me feeling like get the fuck out of my way. F's Terrace. If you're watching this, follow me on Twitter, instagram, terr. No matter how crazy the questions are, we're probably going to answer them more live for real, because we're crazy, so drop those questions. Also, ending this out, size doesn't matter. Go pump your penis up. Thank you, that's nasty work, my bad.
Speaker 2:My bad, end this shit out. Hey yo, man. Before we end it out, man, we're going to. Hey Lena, you want to do a red mic? See, okay, yep, that's what I'm talking about. So listen, man, it's your boy, co McClain.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here. Come on, y'all ain't get it. It's your girl Trap C. It's your girl Ter Seven. Oh my gosh, she fit right in.
Speaker 2:Yes, we want to hold on. Let's give her a round of applause for our girl, Cousin T, Shout out, Cousin T boy. Yes, we were fucking with her tonight.
Speaker 1:All the buffoonery, baby. All the buffoonery, because this episode is full of Sid. This episode is so much full of buffoonery so I hope y'all enjoy this as much as we did.
Speaker 2:Yes man and we signed off. We got a very special red mic rendition with our girls in the sky. Don't click out the video.
Speaker 1:If you're watching, don't click out the video. This is where the intermission comes in. Insert intermission here.
Speaker 2:And on that note, it's your boy CO, no advisory and we out bang.
