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Duck Gate Antics, Fashion Scandals, and Spelling Surprises: A Roller-Coaster Episode
Ever wondered how an 87-year-old could turn a murder trial on its head with a flock of rubber ducks? Meet Bob, the local hero of "Duck Gate," who brings humor to the courtroom with his quirky protest in support of a neighbor accused of a serious crime. While Bob's antics leave us in stitches, we also take a moment to celebrate the joys and occasional hiccups of personal life, addressing some hilarious pregnancy rumors and sharing the thrill of a friend's upcoming addition to our circle.
But that's not all! We dive into the murky waters of the fashion industry with a scandal involving Abercrombie & Fitch's former CEO, Mike Jeffries. Amidst playful banter about age and the peculiarities of calling one's mom "mommy," we tackle the serious allegations of sex trafficking and misuse of company resources. This episode promises a roller-coaster of emotions, combining lighthearted humor with thought-provoking commentary on corporate ethics.
Finally, get ready for some spelling misadventures and unexpected Cash App fun. Our playful exchange about spelling "prosecute" and a surprise Cash App notification keep the laughs coming. Reminiscing about our teaching days and puzzling over unexpected funds, this episode captures the spirit of camaraderie and spontaneous laughter, making you feel like part of our ever-expanding circle. Join us for a wild ride of stories, banter, and a strong sense of community support!
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I'm gonna make my bed on the beat. Trap's hit on the beat, but y'all know I ain't no rapper though. Yeah, let's get it, Me and my gang we up yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's your girl Trap's here, it's Terrence Usker. Did I, didn't quit last week. Y'all know. Y'all thought I did.
Speaker 2:She pregnant.
Speaker 1:Oh, what happened? The first thing you say Wow.
Speaker 2:That is the first thing you say How'd they get it out? How'd they get it out?
Speaker 1:First of all, I am not pregnant. First of all, if I want people to know, I wouldn't let them know until I become over here with sweat, soaps on and everything you know what they say the last is always the first. I'm not pregnant. If I was pregnant, y'all don't know for real.
Speaker 2:She pregnant.
Speaker 1:No baby better.
Speaker 2:She having twins.
Speaker 1:I haven't they better. You know what I like, you know what I do. There's a thing they call see you ready. You know what they call it Swallowed.
Speaker 2:Swallowed, Swallowed. You know there's a new shit now you got kids in your throat.
Speaker 1:Raising in the day. Call it a daycare, call it a kiddie pool, call it what you want, but it ain't no baby in the hot tub. I am fucking weak cause I like that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh my god oh my god, we need some hearts cause that. We need some love, cause that shit is dead as shit. Whatever the fuck y'all doing that red shit, keep doing it. Try the tiktok. We love tiktok yeah.
Speaker 1:I drown kids. Look instagram fucking drown shit. I definitely drown kids you drown kids.
Speaker 2:No, then there's a thing that, um, our president, fucking drown you shit, I definitely drown kids.
Speaker 1:You drown kids. No, there's a thing that our president, our future president, kamala Harris, is fighting for. It's called birth control, and that is something that I use.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Trump.
Speaker 1:Most mainly it's called an IUD. It's like an armory, Like right at the coochie hole.
Speaker 2:Let's go, trump.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so just don't.
Speaker 2:Trump got my vote. Don't do that shit on here, bro. I swear to God, don't do that shit on here. Listen, regardless of who the fuck y'all vote for, go vote. You know you want to vote for Trump. You want to vote for Kamala Harris? Yes, regardless, go vote.
Speaker 1:y'all what's her name Kamala. Kamala Vote for Playboy Cardi.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:Don, why do you keep killing his head off?
Speaker 3:I thought Bernie Sanders was dead. He's not dead.
Speaker 1:He's not dead, say Siri. I thought he died like three or two years ago. Bernie Sanders is not dead. Bernie Sanders is not dead. He's very much still like.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry, Bernie, so I can vote for you again this year.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm going to go back and vote for you, bernie. I'm sorry, he's 83 years old 83.
Speaker 2:Shout out to Bernie.
Speaker 1:Sanders, he's not dead. There is no death date.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm sorry, bernie, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Bernie. Yeah, I'm going to vote for you. You know what I'm saying when I re-vote.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. I'm going to vote for Trump-Tice. Wow, anyway, how y'all been. I miss y'all. Yes, how y'all been. I feel like I ain't seen. I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2:And because you had, you was going, you going through the baby sickness and you was out.
Speaker 1:I'm not having baby sickness.
Speaker 2:Well, not having. You had baby sickness.
Speaker 1:Anywho, in all seriousness, followers people, I was literally in the hospital, though Pregnant.
Speaker 2:Send some baby emojis. Tiktok, please, I was not pregnant. Send some baby emojis.
Speaker 1:However, I had severe dehydration and my blood pressure Was like 160, over something I almost died. For real. You playing, you did. Yes, my blood pressure was like 160. Why your blood pressure so high? Because I'm ripping and running Without taking care of myself, so I need to stop, that's why you need to take care of yourself.
Speaker 2:I think my blood pressure high too. I gotta go check.
Speaker 1:But I had some great news. What?
Speaker 2:You pregnant?
Speaker 1:No, I'm not pregnant, but I don't know if y'all seen over the weekend the hoochies are expanding, yay they all pregnant? No, why would you say they all pregnant? Because you said they're expanding.
Speaker 3:No, we are only expanding by one. Oh, who y'all getting so shout?
Speaker 1:out to my baby, Alex. She's pregnant. I laughed so hard Because I told you I just said they was pregnant. Yeah, one of them is pregnant. You said all, all the hoochies are not pregnant.
Speaker 2:They coming.
Speaker 1:Whatever. Anyway, she's pregnant and we found out the gender on Saturday. What's?
Speaker 2:the gender Boy, it's a girl.
Speaker 1:More pussy. Goddamn Now with her daddy. Why would that be your response? Her daddy is like 6'8" 250. When he come up here and beat your ass, I'm not gonna say shit, I'm gonna step aside, I'm gonna shoot him in the leg. Hey yo.
Speaker 2:Let him come after me.
Speaker 1:Anywho, next Sunday, anywho, my sister circle. We're expanding, we're getting a baby and we're becoming aunties, so shout out to them congratulations yeah, shout out to them congratulations.
Speaker 2:Let me give a round of applause for that. Yes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Congratulations all the people who watch our show who come on. Y'all know the hoochies is usually a regular. They're usually in the crowd and stuff, but she has a bitch wait.
Speaker 2:Which hoochie is it that she came here, the the light-skinned one? She thick as hell.
Speaker 1:No, the other one Not Kim, so the other one I don't know the other one. The other one. That'd be like sit your ass down. You'd be sitting your ass down.
Speaker 2:No, I don't do that, but who's that you do?
Speaker 1:It's Alex.
Speaker 2:Alex, you got to show me a picture. I'll show you a picture, alex, congratulations to you, alex.
Speaker 1:You're bringing some more pussy into the world. Thank you, ayo. Why would that be your response? More pussy? Honestly, stop talking about my fucking niece like that stupid.
Speaker 2:She's still in her belly. She ain't born yet.
Speaker 1:Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:She's a fetus.
Speaker 1:I've been giving out names though what conceived of a Don Julio. I don't know what we actually the tequila that we had that night was actually what was it that's actually that baby was conceived in Cancun.
Speaker 2:Oh it's in Cancun by a Mexican, by a Mexican no, her boyfriend's black as hell oh, okay.
Speaker 1:I mean not Josh, I'm sorry. He's not black as hell, but he's a full nigga. Okay, my bad. Love Josh and Alex, our brother and sister. But yes, we are Our family's expanding. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2:Nah, but congratulations man. I said, you know Drink tea.
Speaker 1:I told you y'all. You know I'm sad, though right, why One hoochie down?
Speaker 2:Shit, only three left.
Speaker 1:She ain't no hoochotie. See, it's time to. It's time to come up From the reserves.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, they gonna get trapped. Yep Time to come up from the reserves. Camper's over there, fucking Hootie.
Speaker 1:She was a Hootie with us. Yeah, she was an honorary Hootie. Yeah, I'm game to homecoming. Shout out North Carolina Central University. I'm going to homecoming. I'm going to show my ass. Oh, I'm going to show my asshole right there on the yard.
Speaker 2:They're going to look at you and be pregnant. It's over for you.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I ain't going to lie. It's over the right Q. Look at me and I'm pregnant. It's that oil. It's that oil and that chicken cause. You know a motherfucking purple and gold. Know how to fry some chicken and fish. Regular niggas can't do that we love you TikTok throw some cards see, look see they throwing gifts more gifts. More news y'all. We are officially monetized on TikTok. Yay hit the soundboard so y'all can follow us on TikTok.
Speaker 3:Thank you, look, look, look, there's a gift. Look, thank you, thank you. More gifts, more gifts, thank you, we love you. See, see this shit going up, thank you, thank you. Look, look, all this shit's moving up there. Thank you, thank you, thank you. What the fuck that shit doing People?
Speaker 1:sharing our video.
Speaker 2:Yeah they sharing More shares. Thank you, you shared our video. Thank you, we love you. Thank you. What's that girl name? Kiki? What's her name? I don't know, I've been doing this shit. The MP what's? Her name Pinky, yeah Pinky.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get like Pinky Shabby Birthdays. Say my name ho, oh shit, who, what the fuck? What'd you say? Say my name, ho See, she got that new shit on her head and she don't like it. She didn't like that. I ain't gonna lie, friend. You know I usually agree with you 99.9% of the time I didn't like that say my name ho shit, I didn't like that. See, you're right, you got that shit in your head. Now, you don't know, that shit seeped into her brain and shit.
Speaker 1:She look good as fuck, but still she fucking today.
Speaker 2:Look Look at you laughing.
Speaker 1:She giggling, she laughing so soft and shit. Now Look at her. Look up, hey y'all, she's.
Speaker 2:You, good friend, she tweaking Yo what's in that shit, Switch where you go. What the fuck is in that shit.
Speaker 1:That's not even Switch. We tweaking Anyway Hot Topics with Trap Trap.
Speaker 2:No, trap, trap, Trap, trap, trap.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm going to start with birthdays. What birthday, Ryan Reynolds? He played Deadpool. He played Deadpool. Oh shit, happy birthday.
Speaker 2:He played his foot. Oh, shout out to Viola Reynolds 48. 48. Shout out to Viola Reynolds White Don't.
Speaker 1:Cry Miguel.
Speaker 2:Miguel.
Speaker 1:The singer oh the singer 39.
Speaker 2:39. Shout out to Miguel.
Speaker 1:Every time niggas mention Miguel, I just keep thinking of him going across that crowd and hitting that woman in the neck Boy that they got sued for that shit.
Speaker 2:He did.
Speaker 1:You got to see that video. You got to see that video.
Speaker 2:They definitely did. Was it intentionally or accident? It was an accident, but that shit was crazy.
Speaker 1:She rolled out that concert with a neck brace on and everything she about to get paid. She did, she did, she got paid. This was years ago. This got paid. No, he jumped into the crowd. His dick first just slid.
Speaker 2:Listen, y'all can't be doing this shit these days.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Kevin Dane stepped on somebody, yeah, he got paid too yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll tell y'all what.
Speaker 1:A celebrity, do some wild shit to me. I'm going to act like so broken. I swear to God.
Speaker 2:Get paid, I'm going to get paid. What Young Dolph said get paid, I'm going to steal both that music though, but I'm going to get paid Diabetes.
Speaker 1:What you saw it, it's not diabetes.
Speaker 2:Huh, diabate, diabate. I thought his name was diabetes no.
Speaker 1:See, go, please Go next. Speaking of basketball LeVar Bale no children LeVar birthday, happy birthday to the best TV dad ever the best, he is hilarious. See diabetes, that is Diabate, it don't even have no S on it.
Speaker 3:y'all that's a diabetes. You niggas are fucking y'all Diabetes.
Speaker 1:I hate y'all. I hate y'all so much. It's not diabetes. Okay, this next one is serious. So we got to be serious, but start laughing. It's crazy. No, they winning. No, but start laughing, it's crazy.
Speaker 2:No, they winning.
Speaker 4:No, they lost by one?
Speaker 1:I think no, they still playing.
Speaker 3:They up three now who?
Speaker 1:Oh this live Speaking of a live, MLK the third, MLK Jr's son Is his birthday. He dead though, ain't he? No, he alive.
Speaker 2:Oh, Dexter died.
Speaker 1:Okay, happy birthday, mlk. The third. You better say some English to get us canceled, bro, and I swear to God, I just pressed the button.
Speaker 2:I didn't say nothing this time. I just pressed the button and since then, we gotta be serious. One more time.
Speaker 1:You know what that's crazy? It's not MLK, like the first or the second, it's the third.
Speaker 2:So it's like that's crazy Three MLKs.
Speaker 1:And then the last one is DJ Khaled's little son Asad.
Speaker 4:Oh, happy birthday Asad.
Speaker 1:Asad probably like 15, 98. 15 is crazy, asad like 15. 15 is crazy, assad like 15. 15 is crazy. All right, that was all the birthdays. That was some boring birthdays today. Yeah, I mean, news was boring this week. Yeah, news was boring this week.
Speaker 2:I will say Ain't nothing happened, but I ain't gonna say nothing. Get my mind set.
Speaker 1:Just say it, what you wanna say, what you finna say, you finna say Carry on.
Speaker 2:What the fuck you mentioning Assad? For why? Why? Because he's like a celebrity. He ain't famous.
Speaker 3:When.
Speaker 1:Assad was born. He was very famous.
Speaker 3:He was. He was a baby, he's just an Arabian kid.
Speaker 1:That's it. They're not Arabian. What's their nationality?
Speaker 2:He's Palestinian? Well, he's just a Palestinian kid with money. Why are you mentioning him for?
Speaker 1:Because he got money there's a whole bunch of kids that got money. If you have money, we'll mention you too. How about that? Clock that T? Yeah, clock that shit.
Speaker 2:I got money, hey look.
Speaker 1:Terrence. Clock that, t Clock that shit Pitchy.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is that that?
Speaker 1:switches pictures, Clock that. Whatever the fuck y' TikTok. What is that TikTok? That's Swish's Pinterest.
Speaker 2:Clock that, clock that. Whatever the fuck y'all doing there, keep doing that, keep making them shits, go Talking shit about a baby.
Speaker 1:Whatever y'all doing TikTok, I ain't never seen nobody beef with a damn baby.
Speaker 2:Cut that shit off no. Because, I mean, instagram is trash, now we on TikTok.
Speaker 1:No, it ain't. Look at that shit over there. So we finna negate, we finna negate. Y'all see that word. It's zero. We finna negate one app for another. It's crazy. Huh, we finna negate one app for another. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:Negate.
Speaker 1:What's that? A Okay.
Speaker 2:What are we negating? Hold on. What are we negating? We're going to do?
Speaker 1:the spelling bee later. Don't worry about it. What are we negating? You say negate. What are we negating?
Speaker 3:What are we?
Speaker 1:negating. You're so ignorant, huh, people want to say that fucking word.
Speaker 2:All right, none of your topics man Topic.
Speaker 1:She says you only got one. Okay, only one topic news was slow this week, like it was boring. Like it was so boring I almost gave y'all a story about a man that is getting that got arrested for passing out rubber duckies in a murder case now why? Why would he? Why would they do that? Because that's interesting. He thinks that this is not my topic, but I gotta tell you about it. So this guy thinks that. Okay. This lady named karen re Reed is accused of killing her husband in January of 2022.
Speaker 1:No, they said that she ran over him with her car and left his body in the snow, like to bleed out and die.
Speaker 4:Okay. Okay, I got to hear both sides first, but go ahead.
Speaker 1:She alleges that she was set up and somebody in the house actually killed him and dragged his body out to the crime scene and when she got there he was already dead. And the reason that they trying to cover it up is because the people that was in the house is part of the police department in the town where the crime was committed, so they were covering her up. What did the dead body do to her to piss her off like that? The dead body is her ex-husband. He did something to piss her off. I gotta hear both sides, okay, so what a rubber ducky coming in I'm about to tell you.
Speaker 1:So this guy, who is, no, not related to either sides of this case the deceased or the defendant, neither one is a random ass, nigga. This is just a random guy that lives like two blocks over from this lady and thinks she's the sweetest lady and she never could have did it. He built this whole website of like free, caring reedads. She never could have did it. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, so they arrested Him because essentially what he was Doing the first time and they let Him off was that he would go and he would take Like fake hundred dollar bills and he would leave them like different places On the street. So like tackle the wall.
Speaker 1:And then when people open them on the back To like see if it's real, it would be like, oh, go to free care, freecom. Oh, that'll piss me off I'll get on that website too.
Speaker 1:So I forgot what the charges. It was like a bullshit ass misdemeanor charge. He got for that. Okay, so they let him go on the warning because you know he's like the guy's, like 87 years old, let me know he won't care he's. He's about getting Karen out. So what he started to do was at the beginning of the case, like in the prosecution's opening statements. They said something of the extent about if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
Speaker 1:Oh, he funny so what he did was he started taking rubber ducks and putting them all over everywhere, like, even like the da's office, like even the barbershop bars were like police would go at night, like even the people in the house were like out.
Speaker 1:Okay, the guy died in the street, but the house in front of where he died he was leaving rubber ducks around it and he was like he called it, um, the duck gate. It's been called the duck gate. I think it's like in b gate it's being called the duck gate. I think it's like in boston it's being called the duck gate case.
Speaker 1:Don't forget these ducks from I mean order them off amazon, and he was like you get like a big old box of rubber duckies for like 100, for like 10 dollars. Yeah, they really don't ask you why. I know that. But he was like literally putting them everywhere, but what he was doing was in addition to putting them on there, he was like throwing them through people's, like business windows, like to get to try to throw them through the window.
Speaker 2:Try to intimidate people listen okay, okay, to try to get it was attached to a brick obviously because I'm
Speaker 1:about to say it's still the duck like so he was doing it.
Speaker 2:He was trying to get to the window listen shut up.
Speaker 1:He was trying to intimidate witnesses to either not testify if they had bad things to say about karen or to tooth like to testify if they said good things. But once again, the rumor in the town is this this crime was really committed by the police and they're covering it up. Nobody in this town is gonna go on record and say what they know, because she really didn't do it. We don't know.
Speaker 2:Cameron did that shit. No, they saying the police covered that shit up.
Speaker 1:That's not about right though. So this guy, his name is Bob. He's 87 years old. Shout out to you, Bob.
Speaker 2:He said he goes around with these ducks and he calls it the duckery fuckery and that's what he turned.
Speaker 1:The duckery fuckery All the evidence that the prosecution has against the defendant. Every time I see y'all do some dumb shit, you duckery fuckery, it's actually. It was a stupid ass story, but it was lucky that you listened to it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's not even my type you would've got it if you Cut this shit out. That shit was fucking stupid as fuck. No, we're not cutting this shit out. This is real life, so you made me wait for my home. Nobody give a fuck about that shit. Yeah, you asked her for the fucking story. Who gives a fuck about an 87-year-old nigga throwing ducks through niggas' mouths? You old patchy ass ornery ass, old ass, nigga who the fuck gives a fuck about that? Nobody gives a, cares about that? Nobody cares about that.
Speaker 1:We care about it. You ask, you're the one that asks for it. If you ask you sour seed, stop asking for shit you don't want, can't afford. How about that?
Speaker 2:Go ahead, keep talking.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Don't turn me down, mother. Huh, what'd you say? That's the only thing you can do.
Speaker 1:I can't hear you, nigga.
Speaker 2:That's your source of power. They just see your mouth. She said I'm pregnant and I want more babies in my throat. That's what she just said. Say it again. That's what she just said, say it again Go ahead, say it again Say it again oh no, keep the watch on.
Speaker 1:It'll keep track of how many punches you throw. Oh yeah, give me this shit, I'll take it Back. Your ass up for me. Went to my segment.
Speaker 2:Nobody can't hear you.
Speaker 1:Ooh she said, we got shots tonight too she said I want to get more in my mouth.
Speaker 2:That's what she just said. Whoa, that's what she just said. Where?
Speaker 1:are you getting this from that's?
Speaker 2:what she just said.
Speaker 1:That's what she just defend yourself. Go ahead. I can't wait to nope cut it off again. That's it. You got another one. No, that wasn't even my topic.
Speaker 2:I got the power power go ahead talk talk, go ahead, talk, say something, say something all right, well, we gotta chat.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna beat your ass about that. Do your topic for this old ornery ass nigga she typing some freaky shit over there. I said very and I'm calling you an old ass, nigga, but you childish niggas be 67 and still be doing shit like this.
Speaker 2:Yo, that's crazy, because it was some shit I was watching today 68. He is 68.
Speaker 1:I said 67. You, you, old as hell.
Speaker 2:I look good for 68.
Speaker 1:ARP. You know, you can search up if people get ARP or not. I got ARP.
Speaker 2:You do you old as fuck. My mom's gave it to me, mm-hmm. Thank you, mommy, love you, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:You're in. A 67-year-old man say mommy, just to say mommy.
Speaker 2:You don't say mommy, y'all don't say mommy.
Speaker 1:We're not 67, though we're not 67.
Speaker 2:No, do y'all say mommy, yeah, but we're, yes, but we're, we're also not, it doesn't matter. The thing was do y'all say mommy, all right, it don't matter?
Speaker 1:how old you are. You say mommy right, 67 years old, grow up.
Speaker 2:Love you, mommy.
Speaker 1:Sid, what's your next topic? Because I want to hear it.
Speaker 2:Cut your mic off, so you know how like Say something again.
Speaker 1:Every topic. Can we just start keeping it peace?
Speaker 2:Don't touch the fucking shit. Go go ahead. I'm on strike. I'll cut your mic off too. So this is the CEO McClain show and this is going to sit here and shadow talk.
Speaker 1:So on Hot Topics yeah, you got us fucked up. Go ahead, t-daddy. I quit this podcast. It's alright, I still got my voice. She said she gonna quit this podcast. It's all right, I still got my voice. Thank you, tell them you're going to quit the podcast. She said she's going to quit the podcast.
Speaker 2:She said she wants some dick and fuck CEO.
Speaker 1:And fuck.
Speaker 2:CEO. She said she wants some dick and CEO said he wants some and CEO said he wants some Pussy.
Speaker 4:Dick Ain't going to catch me, nigga.
Speaker 1:Go and start so she can do her topic. Shut up, come on, cause it's good and it's not even about Diddy, okay it's about Diddy.
Speaker 2:No, it's not about Diddy. Okay.
Speaker 1:So, you know, how Cat Williams said.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh.
Speaker 1:A lot of shit about to happen this year, right.
Speaker 2:A lot of shit already happened.
Speaker 1:And we thought it only meant For the black people in the hip-hop community.
Speaker 2:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:It goes way bigger than that. So this week the Abercrombie and Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries, was arrested and indicted on sex trafficking and interstate prostitution, Dealing with the years 2008 to 2015.
Speaker 2:He was at a dealer parties.
Speaker 1:Right? Well, maybe, but interesting details. So he was not arrested and indicted alone. He was arrested and indicted with two other people, one whose name was matthew smith and another whose name was james jacobson is so generic, so listen. So Matt Matthew Smith is this CEO's boyfriend, the Amicron bitch nigga.
Speaker 3:Amicron bitch nigga yes.
Speaker 2:His boyfriend he's gay.
Speaker 1:This other guy, james Jacobson, is what they would call like the go-to person, and they go to us like they the ones that go get the male models. So what they were doing is they would go get the male models, and this indictment alleges that Matthew Smith, james Jacobson and Mike Jeffries conspired to run a sex trafficking ring using their employees, the security resources.
Speaker 3:And hold on, cause I don't want to, y'all know't want to y'all like a page out of who book the diddy book right, so that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:So they use um. I know I wrote it down, that you know crazy. I believe it, though, because y'all remember, back in the day, amber crombie used to have their employees sitting outside the store with no shirt on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was some wild crazy shit. One to one. Right that shit crazy.
Speaker 1:So, get this.
Speaker 1:So this guy, james Jacobson, is the guy that would do the talent search for these male models. Oh, he was the one that was getting these male models that you see standing with their shirts off in front of these stores, right, okay? This indictment alleges that this man would like put out ads for models, have them come and basically do auditions, and sometimes he would make the men sleep with him first, before he would even let them go on to the next stage of this modeling search. But here's the gig. There was no modeling search. But here's the gig. There was no modeling search.
Speaker 1:What he was really doing was scouting out homosexual men that were looking to advance their modeling or career opportunities within abercrombie and fitch's company. Instead, they were getting scouted by this man to give to mike jeffries and matthew smith for them to have sex and use as play toys. And how we said, this sounds like a page out of Diddy's books. Let me read you this, cause this sounds exactly like Diddy. They got baby, so they had drug field sex events where victims were giving poppers which I know muscle relaxers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, muscle relaxers, cause you got to relax the booty Alcohol, viagra, condoms, sex toys and other objects to engage in sexual activity with. So they was also having these freak-offs.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is going on in this world B? I don't want to hear about none of these fucking rich people problems.
Speaker 1:Y'all are some freaky-ass people. Ain't that much freaky in the damn world, boy, I swear to God.
Speaker 2:This shit. Listen when we get money. I don't want to hear nothing about y'all motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Why would you automatically sue us? Nigga? It's going to be your ass. Because why would I buy dick?
Speaker 2:We don't need to buy dick.
Speaker 1:So let's be clear we're going to have to worry about your ass. You'll be a quick for a little QB. You are a quick fucking. They're going to see you a trick. They're going to call you a trick so quick.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be at home. I'm going to be at home with my lady.
Speaker 1:Nigga, it's 2024.
Speaker 3:It's 2024 home Nigga it's 2024.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm doing. It's 2024. Niggas be tricking at home. Huh, niggas be tricking at home online. It's 2024. Now they don't got to go on the street and trick no more. You can be at home and doing that shit. Now, okay, tricking on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2:Trick.
Speaker 1:Now it's some nasty Diddy's in there he's in there telling on everybody.
Speaker 2:He's like y'all gonna get me get this nigga from Eric Carly and Phish, but did you call it in all?
Speaker 1:seriousness and I'm gonna Swish gonna clip this. Let's replay this right now.
Speaker 2:Swish ain't gonna do that shit. He might. We're gonna replay this every week. He don't never put in a clip, you know what? I'm giving him 10 bits of here.
Speaker 1:Honestly, though, remember when we first brought up this Diddy shit I said I said you know, niggas thought that the music industry was going to be the one that really goes down. It's not the music industry, diddy and artists and rappers of that caliber, of that shit like that, they fuck with them businessmen. So it was like a whole like 20, 40, 20 or 40 businessmen that all of a sudden, when that first shit came out about, diddy resigned and it was CEOs of, like, clothing companies, tech companies and shit Watch. I'm trying to tell y'all.
Speaker 2:Why do you think?
Speaker 1:they're resigning. I'm trying to tell y'all why they resigned. They scared their names gonna get pulled out. And look, this is the first one Abercrombie and Fitch.
Speaker 2:Hey, shout out to Braun and Brawny that's epic, epic. He got his son. Yeah, they get around the post a lot. Yeah, man, he's going to give a lot of heat, but yo man, greatest dad ever. Yeah, that's some great dad shit Like this. Nigga got his son to the NBA. Did you hear the wire?
Speaker 1:They were mic'd up. He was talking to him.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh he was fired.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was fired. I that's crazy man Shout out to LeBron, Even though I don't fuck with LeBron, but shout out to LeBron.
Speaker 1:But damn, that's crazy about the Abercrombie man. See, y'all Watch A lot of y'all favorite businesses. They finna go up under. They're going down. I didn't even know it's still Abercrombie and Fitch stores, I think. Mm-hmm, I mean that shit. People still buy jeans from them, though. They're just popular jeans. I was about to say they jeans is pretty fire.
Speaker 2:They're popular jeans. It was popular back in like the early 2000s.
Speaker 1:What's not popular for us, and I say us black folks anymore. White people still buy that shit by the polo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they probably do, just like polo, yeah, polo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we don't think polo cool anymore, which is straight. Have y'all seen yes, there is still a Hollister. Those jeans are fire. The polo shit have y'all ever laid on the polo sheets and covers Y'all? That shit is so fucking fire, it's like a hotel collection.
Speaker 3:No, for real yes.
Speaker 1:Who you know got polo sheets. I know somebody with polo sheets.
Speaker 2:That's how she got pregnant. No, that's not how I got pregnant, so how you got pregnant. I got pregnant.
Speaker 1:So how you got pregnant? I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 2:You said that's not how you got pregnant, so how you got pregnant?
Speaker 1:Shut up, shut up, shut up, got you.
Speaker 3:You see how I got you you would make a horrible lawyer Because he's stupid.
Speaker 2:I would make a great lawyer.
Speaker 1:You would not make a great lawyer. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean I would be a, I'd probably be a prosecutor. Yeah, I'd be a prosecution.
Speaker 1:Honestly, you'd probably be racist as fuck too.
Speaker 2:I would love to be a criminal defense lawyer.
Speaker 1:You'd be racist as fuck. Nigga, let me smell your hand. They gonna call Uncle Tom Locked up.
Speaker 2:They gonna Uncle Tom you Go to jail, nigga you would definitely be, uncle Tom.
Speaker 1:You would be held in contempt so many times you think so play dirty. You would try to bribe him, you'd wear three-piece suits. I'll be the method man. I know he'll be wearing three-piece suits soon.
Speaker 2:Shoddy ass shoes.
Speaker 1:He might upgrade to a five-piece with a nice little bracelet A bracelet.
Speaker 2:Don't forget the bow tie.
Speaker 1:You can't wear, why would you wear a bow tie to court?
Speaker 2:Because I'm going to be a different prosecuting lawyer.
Speaker 1:You an Uncle Tom ass nigga. That's why.
Speaker 2:They see a spell prosecute. P-r-o-c-ute.
Speaker 1:Wow, the child left behind, I guess. All right, what's your topic?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's your topic, bro? I don't do topics, that's you? That's that New York public school. Okay, what's your scenario? Ps 11. Are you done? Ps.
Speaker 1:PS184 PS190.
Speaker 2:PS113. Shout out to public schools out there. Shout out to my New York public school.
Speaker 1:Don't shout them out, you can't spell prosecute, spell prosecute. I don't have to do that. I was an English teacher, you were not.
Speaker 2:I'm not spelling it, so spell it. You were an English teacher, so teach me, nigga, how to spell prosecute.
Speaker 1:It's too late for that. No child left behind in Georgia. Bush left your ass behind.
Speaker 2:You can't spell prosecute. It's too late for that. No child left behind in Georgia.
Speaker 1:Bush left your ass behind. She can't spell prosecute either. I sure can, but I feel confident saying that I can, because I was an English teacher. Spell it, what would you do?
Speaker 2:Spell what.
Speaker 1:What would you do? Stop pissing me off. Spell it. No, grow up, she can't spell it.
Speaker 3:This is a childish ass episode. Yeah, the Hornets did one Childish ass episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the Hornets did one. The Hornets did one. Shout out to the Golden State Hornets, golden State Hornets.
Speaker 1:They're talking about them all, the group.
Speaker 2:Uh huh, shout out to them. Alright, what would you do? So, mama, what would you do? Are always Either accounts that, uh, from me, or accounts from somebody else. So this account Just recently happened to me, it's from me. This recently happened to me two days ago.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So what'd you do?
Speaker 1:Two days being Monday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, today's Wednesday, right yeah.
Speaker 1:Monday.
Speaker 2:Actually, yeah, yeah, monday. So what'd you do? What'd you do? You're just chilling, casually chilling, and you know what's that? We need that famous cash app sound. We need that sound. Make the sound, alright, hold on on. So what you do? You're chilling, casley, chilling, minding your business, and you get the cash app sound. You're like okay. So normally you know cash apps come Because it was during Training day, so I'm thinking it's a cash app Initially for somebody Want to sign up or something. So what you do If you get a cash app and the cash app initially for somebody who wanted to sign up or something? So what you do if you get a cash app and the cash app is $150 and the person DMs you and says, hey, I sent you the money by mistake. That money was for an abortion. What would you do? Would you send it back, back, or would you?
Speaker 1:keep the money. Um, I would tell them to name that baby after me, because that money's not coming back. Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna think you lying, because I know they cost more than yeah. Abortion definitely cost more than 150 financial assistance. They're not gonna charge you nothing, so those are your options. So if you're telling me bro, that's for free yep keep it in.
Speaker 3:If you're crying, tell them you got five kids already.
Speaker 2:Was this a male or a female?
Speaker 1:huh, was this a male or a female?
Speaker 2:money green.
Speaker 1:Here's my was it a male or a female? Huh, I just want to know was it a male or a female.
Speaker 2:I'm it was a picture of two people.
Speaker 3:Male and female.
Speaker 1:Oh goddamn Audience. What do you have to say?
Speaker 2:What would you do?
Speaker 4:What would you do if you sent me home?
Speaker 2:I would get the money back. Oh, this nigga, Because listen you, good Samaritan ass, nigga I am Because I would want somebody to give me my money back. I don't care about the reason.
Speaker 1:What if they don't give you your money back? Now you just out of $200. It happened to me before and they gave me my money back. They stupid as hell too.
Speaker 2:I don't care about the abortion part.
Speaker 1:They could have kept that Try to make you feel guilty, I'm going to just give it back man, you got a good heart, or whatever.
Speaker 3:I'm going to just give it back, man.
Speaker 1:Okay, you got a good heart, or whatever I ain't giving back shit.
Speaker 4:Thank you. Okay, that's my brother, okay, you damn laid there, did it?
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, you laid there and made that bed a lie in it. Let me give you another 150. Yeah, I'll give 20 cent back. What the processing fee?
Speaker 4:Yep, I would give it back too. Oh, then I'll block them after that.
Speaker 1:After you give it back. After you give it back, why would you block them? Why? Because they're going to do that dumb shit again.
Speaker 4:I don't want to talk, no more.
Speaker 1:Leave me alone. Oh y'all, some good-hearted ass niggas in this pissing me off.
Speaker 2:I was getting mad because they want to do the right thing. Right. I'm pissed, Right, yeah, right, right. You're doing it right there.
Speaker 4:I'm sending back $350.
Speaker 2:I'm gone.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, $150 is where you draw the line. Huh, I'm not sending back $25. I just want y'all to know that I'm not sending back $25.
Speaker 4:It ain't got nothing to do with me, so if it come to my account, it's mine. Thank, you. However public assistance will help you. Thank you so 150 will cover that, so she might have been okay, she might have been telling the truth, but if it's mine, it's in my account.
Speaker 1:I'm finna go buy a bunch of shots.
Speaker 2:She can show me the paper and be like.
Speaker 1:I promise you. Yeah, go get the abortion first, then I might send it back.
Speaker 2:I'm going to act like I didn't see the message for like two days. I ain't going to open it. I'm going to flip the 150. I'm going to make it to flip it to like 300 or 400. Then I'm going to give him another 150 back. Oh okay, I ain't going to text him back.
Speaker 1:I'm going to just send him some of it. I'm getting right on FanDuel. I'm getting right to. Fanduel.
Speaker 2:Polo, what you going to do? Lo, Somebody cash out your $150, but then send you a message that says it's for an abortion. They short.
Speaker 1:Thank you Polo.
Speaker 3:They short.
Speaker 1:Me and Polo going to dinner after that $150.
Speaker 2:You already know.
Speaker 1:Okay, I know, polo, yeah, polo, yeah, polo sound like Barry White over here yeah. That Bobby over here cheesing yeah, we going to dinner, so what you do, oh.
Speaker 2:I didn't say that shit back. I love you so fuck that. So I got the cash. I was like. So I'm like, what the fuck is this? I'm like, and there's like two white people so, and there's like two white people, so I'm thinking it's for something that's reparations.
Speaker 1:They were white. They were white. You should have led with that.
Speaker 2:You should have led with that everybody's decision changed now, no, no, cause that's right. That's why I didn't want to leave with that. Just keep it too late. You already said'm not giving it back Too late. You already said you're giving it back Too late, too late. I mean it, it's a white girl. Give it back, give it back. You don't know, it could be just a picture, you know, just cash it. But it was a white boy and a white lady. Yeah, white boy, white lady. So I gave it a couple. I gave it a few. I was like okay, nobody hit me up, so you know, I kept it. Then they hit me up on Instagram. It was like hey, my mother sent you some money. It was for an abortion. Can you please send it back?
Speaker 1:Right, that was it. So the person who hit you up on Instagram Do you know these people? I don't know them from a whole lot more, so how'd she find your Instagram? How'd she find your?
Speaker 2:Instagram? That's a good fucking question, because I'm like they send it. Yeah, they did, they sure did.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm sure, so it's sent to your personal one, or the training day one, the training day one.
Speaker 2:How did they find you? Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1:I ain't going to lie, but if there's people you don't know and they white, I wouldn't send that shit back to you either. Huh, no, no, no, I ain't do that.
Speaker 2:You know what I would do.
Speaker 1:I would have liked the message. I would have said it hard and liked that shit.
Speaker 4:Hey now.
Speaker 1:You got that girl stressing out. That's not funny. You got that girl stressing out. She's stressing out. Down some steps right now, for real.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry. I took that as a blessing from the Lord. Gave me $150.
Speaker 1:The feed is deletious. Thank you, it's still in there. What's y'all do with it?
Speaker 3:That's a good question what's y'all do with?
Speaker 1:it, put it in the pot, fuck that.
Speaker 2:That's free money. I don't know. It's in the cash app.
Speaker 1:It's bad karma, so you got to change that into something good. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. You know what Take baby girl out for ice cream and dinner today. How about that Father daughter date? That might be Might.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Terrible father date. What would you do if somebody sent you a cash app? Would you give it back or would you keep it?
Speaker 1:Hell. No, they might name that baby after us. You are a child, why would you throw the cup? Shit the drink they might name that baby after you, that baby gonna be CEO. That baby name gonna be Trinidad, because they sent it to the Trinidad cashmere. He drunk that liquor. It was a lot of liquor there. Nah, bro Is it my turn.
Speaker 2:Yes, I ain't. It wasn't a lot of liquor there nah bro, alright, sober as hope.
Speaker 1:Is it my turn? Yes, it's your turn so I've been contemplating cocktails with tea. Who's that?
Speaker 2:cuzzo. Somebody said cuzzo, that's you that's my cousin, hi cuzzo.
Speaker 1:Hey cousin, hey cousin. My homegirl said sit monies. No, take backs. Okay, no, take backs, take seats. She said, who motherfucking jumped into a crowd? I'm like Miguel, yeah, he jumped into a crowd. So I contemplated on my car right here if I really wanted to bring back shots of tea, because we know, last time I did shots of tea it got really dangerous. We got threatened from like, gastonia Rock Hill, I'm ready Loaded. We got threatened from a nigga in the shipping container. It's crazy. That was crazy. Yeah, that was raw.
Speaker 2:You know he still got.
Speaker 3:He dragged us for weeks. He dragged us for weeks.
Speaker 1:He made highlights on his page. It's probably still there. I got to go look at that shit. It's even still there.
Speaker 2:Fucking bum ass rapper.
Speaker 1:Last time I threatened we got threatened Like it's crazy, but I texted y'all yesterday, right, yep? And I am a woman, I did, I'm a woman, scorned, oh shit. So I'm going to have to recap this. Y'all remember, I told y'all that story a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2:right yeah, that's what you do, Shit.
Speaker 1:Fuck that shit. And I told y'all a story a few weeks ago about how I was giving a chance to a nigga who pissed in my bed, right, I know he didn't fuck up. I know you fucking lying Okay.
Speaker 2:For the people who don't know a nigga peed in her bed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me recap For people who don't know a nigga peed in my bed because he was drunk as fuck and can't control his liquor. He peed in my bed, right, I was trying to be like you know what Niggas get drunk. Maybe this happens. I don't know. I'm not a nigga. Get the fuck straight. It's disgusting. So same nigga, right, I traveled to Durham, went to Durham, got a hotel room.
Speaker 1:We had a great weekend. I met all his family and shit. I said, oh, this might be matching PJs. You know, still in the back of my head calling this nigga PP McPeaster. You know what I'm saying. Every time I get in the bed I'm scooting to the edge and I'm scared of drowning, you know. So went to Durham a couple weeks ago. I came back home. Y'all y'all this nigga say not you got the message. This nigga tell me, tell me something. Damn, I got to go to the doctor. I was like go to the doctor, why, why, you got to go to the doctor. He tell me something my eye infected. I said your eye infected, what they say. Y'all the man say I don't't know, but I feel like I know what happened. I say what I was eating your kitty cat from the back. He trying to say you farted in his eye bitch.
Speaker 2:First of all first of all, let me tell y'all you're not doing this, I gotta I gotta, I, gotta, I gotta y'all which
Speaker 1:is weak, which is weak as fuck. Is he the water bro? Yes, y'all. Let me tell y'all. First of all, my first thought was I laughed Because I said this nigga had the audacity Right. He calling you 40 McForty for it. You call him P McP, and y'all? He not only did that. I'm not done, I'm not done. There's more, there's more. He not only did that, he posted that shit on Twitter, bro. Did he tag you? No, nobody said. He just said I'm not even counting from the back. No more. He's trying to say she farted in his eye.
Speaker 2:Yo Bro. Okay, we gotta dive deeper into this story, Alright so Hold on, okay, we got to dive deeper into this story All right, so Hold on, bro.
Speaker 1:This story is crazy. Right, we got to dive deeper.
Speaker 3:Every time when.
Speaker 2:I told my friends this story, y'all when I told them this shit.
Speaker 1:they was like everybody's first reaction was like bro, why are you playing this? Niggas thought I was trying to prep a story for CEOs. What would you do? That's how bad it is. I was like no, this is a real life occurrence, okay.
Speaker 3:Back up back up.
Speaker 2:Okay, take, take, take. Take us to the night of question, okay.
Speaker 1:This was actually during the daytime.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, take us to the day of questions.
Speaker 1:So again, I told y'all I went up to Durham that weekend.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh Got a room and shit Got a room Okay.
Speaker 1:First of all, that was fornicating. It was fornicating. Tell it, tell it Okay.
Speaker 2:And he was doing from the back.
Speaker 1:Okay, and what happened? What the fuck happened? So then that Monday I was already home and shit that was it. We fornicated, that was it we not going into the gory details yeah, we not going into gory details cause my uncle still my uncle still watch this shit. So we not going into details, okay.
Speaker 2:Cause the nigga because the nigga that say his mouth, his nose. So she got it to you.
Speaker 1:The nigga said his eye which eye?
Speaker 2:The left or the right eye, the left eye, the left eye, the left eye? So the nigga had his nigga like this in the booty hole and the eye.
Speaker 1:He was leaning on his side when he did. He was being lazy in the little slide. He was not, he was not. So you know again, I'm not a nigga, right? So I don't know how niggas eat pussy, I don't know how that works. I just know that you don't put your eyes in it, right, right, hopefully you don't. What Eyes Like you was just like. That's a whole mouth and nose. That we done passed him to eye level. You mean the eye.
Speaker 2:Bro, what's going on here, oh?
Speaker 1:shit. So okay, so that happened right. So come home, his eye, his eye is infected with whatever.
Speaker 2:What is it? Wait, he got pink eye. What is his eye infected?
Speaker 1:with. He got pink eye. What is his eye effect? He got pink eye. Well, listen, the first thought was the first thought was not that, oh, my contact's infected, because this nigga pulled out a contact box that said 2022. Yes, not that my contact's infected. Yo, first thought is that I did it to you. When I tell you I cut that man off so quick and they come to find out, as the doctors finally did their testing, guess what caused his damn eye? Them contact lenses, them contact lenses and them sheets he was laying on.
Speaker 4:Was it polo sheets? Was it polo sheets?
Speaker 1:No, no no, it was not polo sheets. We were at a hotel, but you know some hotels use different. Like washing detergents my skin breaks out sometimes depending on the hotel. But them contacts and them damn hotel sheets broke his fucking eye out. But your first thought was me.
Speaker 2:You nasty Tyra.
Speaker 1:Clearly I just so. With that being said, I have learned my lesson by dating dreadheads. Wait, is this the Jamaican nigga? No, not Jamaican nigga. That man is sacred. Not that man, he's sacred. That man has never did me like that. Not dating dreadheads. I'm not dating niggas past the Raleigh state line. That nigga's from Oxford, north Carolina, country, ass nigga. I'm not dating niggas past the Raleigh state line. That nigga's from Oxford, north Carolina, country, ass nigga. I'm not dating niggas that cannot get above eighth grade education Clearly Not dating them, niggas. And you know what? I'm off of black men. I'm off black men. I'm off black men, fuck it, I'm gonna get me a white man. You off him, I'm going to give me a white man.
Speaker 1:You want his number. No, you want his number. Listen, matter of fact, you know what's crazy. This was like three days in between. He reached out to me three days later Now who asked you to have your eyes in and got your eye fucked up like that. You done. Had a couple girls in trouble in there to see what was going on?
Speaker 4:What?
Speaker 1:the actual fuck. Nah, not good for that. I just know that I hate. I'm not dating ever again. Dating is terrible. Dating is trash. It's trash. Why do you date? Why do we date when there's people like this in the dating pool?
Speaker 2:bruh. Wait, hold on, bruh bruh, something ain't adding up here. Let's go back. I'm trying to tell ya, I, I, I will pull up the screenshots so the nigga said his eye got fucked up cause he was munching from the back.
Speaker 1:Yes, he said, and you know he said, he said it's a common thing, he said it was common, it's a common thing. Wait so, this commonly I have never heard that before this commonly happens to him or no, he said it happens to men. No, he said it happens to men. Does his eye get fucked up, eating it from the back? I have never heard this before, yo.
Speaker 3:What, huh? What'd he say? What'd this nigga say? What'd he?
Speaker 1:say Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What'd he say? You get your ass assed. No, no, no. You said something about you. Don't put it on me now, my brother, you get your ass saved. We know a nigga like that. We know a nigga that get his ass saved. Oh yeah, we know a nigga that. Get his ass saved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that nigga crazy.
Speaker 1:I better get me a white man Fuck it.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Listen, I hate this shit.
Speaker 1:What they saying. My sister say stop lying about a white man. She also said not too much on people with locks, fuck them. My cousin said wow, Cousin, stop All right so moral of the story. Moral of the story is we not dating niggas with locks? We not dating niggas? That's from past the Raleigh State line.
Speaker 2:Does he wear glasses?
Speaker 1:Yes, because of them damn contacts. He wear contacts from 2023.
Speaker 2:That's why he got them damn glasses on. Wait, you said he tweeted it. Let me see the tweet. I had to get off the live to show you the screenshot, ain't nobody on there, anyway it is.
Speaker 1:There's three people on there. I'll show you the screenshot. I have the screenshots. I'll show the weed off my cousin, my cousin. Yes, this is my dating experience.
Speaker 2:I just Can I see it? Can I see it right quick? I just want to see it Move.
Speaker 1:I want to see it. Let me finish my segment because I don't do that shit to you during yours. You can do yourself. I just want to see it live. That's it Move. No.
Speaker 2:I'm going to put it's only More of the story is we're not dating anymore, ladies, you don't need it, she said. Serena and Eve Look happy with their white men.
Speaker 1:Serena and Eve Look happy with their white men.
Speaker 2:See.
Speaker 1:Eve rich as fuck too. Serena is too Shit.
Speaker 2:She sure is. But Serena wanna be white, though, she don't, wanna be black, no more. Here you go, see you finna, get into A whole nother subject. Nevermind, she don't, she don't want to be black, no more. Just like Michael Jordan, they do.
Speaker 1:I have been thinking about dating white men too. I'm trying to tell you he's starting to look more and more like a um, a Rottweiler.
Speaker 4:Who.
Speaker 1:Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2:Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1:Michael Jordan do like a Rottweiler.
Speaker 3:Michael Jordan Like a pug.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's ugly.
Speaker 3:Michael Jordan is.
Speaker 1:Young Michael Jordan was not ugly, but an old Michael Jordan ugly as shit. Michael Jordan probably gets ass ate, definitely probably.
Speaker 2:That's why his eyes look like that.
Speaker 1:That's why, as a matter of fact, michael Jordan be munching. That's why his eyes look like that. There's a bunch of munchers in the world, but guess what?
Speaker 2:Hey, listen, man Shout out to my motherfucking. Yankeunchies in the world. But guess what? Hey, listen, man, shout out to my motherfucking Yankees, they in the motherfucking World Series.
Speaker 1:I hope they win something.
Speaker 2:Finally, I'm playing the fucking Bougies. When is game one? Tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow, right, game one tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Yes, I think it's because three, yeah three.
Speaker 2:I think game one is tomorrow. Man, shout out to Max, he had an amazing second season.
Speaker 1:I can't wait. I can't wait for these clips to hit Twitter, because he follow our Twitter boy. I swear to God, oh shit, I'm going to tag his ass on the Twitter.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the woman, Mia Glippity, one of the WNBA champions Stupid ass nigga. Sorry, trout Trigger, stupid ass nigga. She was kind of foul man.
Speaker 1:I just like dating. What's a successful way to date? Listen, I'm going to tell you this. Right, it's not a linear way to date, because clearly I'm not. I'm fucking up at dating. So what's a successful way to date? Change the type of niggas you go for.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell you this right In dating right. I'm going to tell you this right In dating right. Take it from me who've been in a 12-year marriage and going towards divorce and a great relationship now.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm not going to make a joke, what? But you're getting divorced and you're going to give me tidbits about dating. Yeah, I'm going to give you tidbits about dating because I'm dating now. All right, I'm dating now, like yeah, later now like yeah, after you got divorced, go ahead.
Speaker 2:I'm technically not divorced yet, but divorce oh huh.
Speaker 1:I'm not, it's next year no, I can't wait for that divorce party.
Speaker 2:We gonna be lit as fuck yo, we gonna be lit as fuck. We gonna be lit as fuck at that divorce party.
Speaker 1:I just got a perfect cake you gonna buy the cake okay and I'm gonna buy, I'm gonna get some alcohol y'all invited okay to my divorce party.
Speaker 2:Bring a whole bunch of weed, liquor and bitches.
Speaker 1:No, no, bitches. We want bitches. Bottles and bottoms.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm involved now. I'm involved now.
Speaker 1:She understand. We get a little cup of strippers.
Speaker 2:I don't like strippers. Anyway, I don't like strippers.
Speaker 1:We'll get midget strippers.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, now you get some midget strippers. Nigga, we in the game, baby. We in the game, baby, we in the game, get like three. I don't support midget. Huh, he, that midget stripper. No midget strippers I love midgets, he love midgets. There's a difference Love midgets.
Speaker 1:Hey yo what. What is going on?
Speaker 4:I didn't say bottoms.
Speaker 1:That's a valid question. You got to answer I don't know. You got to answer I don't know. Hold on wait, Let me advise my client.
Speaker 2:Don't answer that out loud. I was advised to plead the fifth, sir. Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, you was advised, against the best advice of your legal counsel, to not answer that question.
Speaker 2:You got to say the whole shit or it don't count.
Speaker 1:Because if you plead the fifth, you can't answer any more questions.
Speaker 2:He ain't going to remember that shit. You know that. Okay by my legal counsel to shut the fuck up, okay, you can stop. On the midgets. I love you, midgets.
Speaker 1:But, yes, the best way to date give us the best way to date, all right.
Speaker 2:No, the best way to date is not to date. Don't look for dates. Don't look for dates.
Speaker 1:That's when it come to you. You know what's crazy this situation right here y' was not. This is not something I look for. It just like stumbled upon and I feel like that's the worst situation is like when a motherfucker that you was not even looking for bothering you Like why did you bother me?
Speaker 2:So you gave him the butt because he's bothering you.
Speaker 1:No, so why did you give him the butt? Hey yo, why you trying to set my client up like?
Speaker 2:this. That's what she literally said. She's like he kept bothering me. He kept bothering me.
Speaker 1:No, I'm being exaggerated but I'm saying when you said dating is when you don't look for dates, right, right, this was somebody that I was not looking for. He just shot his shot and I like his personality. Okay, I didn't know it was going to be like this. I like his personality way peeing in the bed.
Speaker 2:Yes, that was, if that wasn't a red flag.
Speaker 1:He got psychological issues. If he's still, how old is? He 29.
Speaker 2:Damn Grown-ass man, where's your shit at?
Speaker 1:Grown-ass man peeing in the bed. Play my shit. Damn, that's me. Damn. He was drunk. He was drunk.
Speaker 2:He was very drunk. He got a bladder problem.
Speaker 1:I don't think so. He probably need to wear them man diapers at night. Huh, I just have never, I don't know. That's why I said I'm not a man, so I don't know if this happens. I just have never met somebody who got really, really drunk and peed in the bed. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I know a bunch of drunk niggas that get drunk as fuck, and I've never done that either?
Speaker 2:I've never done that. Maybe he has a bladder problem.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, maybe he need to solve that shit and not do it on my mattress.
Speaker 2:Maybe, maybe, but I mean yo, in this day and age, relationships and Dating Like this generation Of Of people, they just don't Value Dating and relationships. It's just like a game and shit to people. So, generation of people, they just don't value dating and relationships. It's just like a game and shit to people. So you just got to find, like I said, don't look, just like it'll come to you. You know what I'm saying, even though that nigga came to you, but he came to you in some piss, so you should have left that alone. That should have been left alone right there.
Speaker 1:That's a huge red flag. You know what my problem?
Speaker 4:is.
Speaker 1:I see piss, I move. You see piss, you stay.
Speaker 4:I swear to.
Speaker 1:God, that nigga, I don't even start about that now. No, it did not. It pissed me off Because you know what you know, I'm a teacher, right, so I see that shit all the time. It really pissed me off. I literally wanted to pull my belt out and whip some ass Bitch, turn it off. Honestly, I think what that is is I be giving people grace, so, like after that situation, I was like you know what he might be going through some shit. I give people way too much grace when I need to just sit.
Speaker 2:Like you said, did you have to scrub your mattress?
Speaker 1:Oh no, he bought, he gave me money for a new mattress. He Trick, huh Trick. Oh yeah, he was Now, don't get me, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2:That's why I gave him the butt.
Speaker 1:That's why I gave him the butt. Don't get me wrong now. The nigga was spending money. Let's be clear. Now we getting to it.
Speaker 2:Now we getting down to the nitty gritty what that.
Speaker 3:He gave me money.
Speaker 1:He would, he would. Oh well, I had already told this story On a previous episode, so that go back into it. But yeah, so like my current mattress that I have now is $1,500.
Speaker 2:So he gave you $900 towards mattress.
Speaker 1:So the new mattress I bought already had a discount. Okay, I already had a discount, so it was only $900.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I did get a new mattress.
Speaker 2:Okay, as you should.
Speaker 1:I did. I got a new mattress and it's better than my old one.
Speaker 3:It vibrates and shit.
Speaker 1:I like when it vibrates. I guess you're done with him. Oh, yeah, I'm done with him. Well, as I said, when these clips hit, he follow our Twitter, our NoVisory Twitter. When these clips hit Twitter.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I'm going to eat him the fuck up on Twitter.
Speaker 1:All right, TikTok.
Speaker 3:Thank you.
Speaker 1:I'm going to man. Look, you can't never Twitter, god, you can't out-Twitter me 7,000 followers strong. In conclusion, ladies, Don't date niggas who piss in your bed.
Speaker 2:Don't let niggas piss in your bed, and then you turn around and fellas here's a conclusion for you, fellas Stop putting your eye in pussy holes.
Speaker 1:I guess Niggas put their eyes in pussy holes. Answer the question. Do niggas put their eyes in pussy holes? Answer the question. Do niggas put their eyes in pussy holes?
Speaker 2:Well, I have never done so Switch shut up. I have never done so. I mean how?
Speaker 1:How you eat pussy. That's TMI.
Speaker 2:TMI, that's TMI. That's just for me and my lady.
Speaker 1:Show us no. So I think what my client is trying to say is he doesn't oh, he don't eat pussy, Got you.
Speaker 2:Nope, I don't.
Speaker 1:You don't eat pussy, nope, so which how you?
Speaker 2:eat pussy. Good answer.
Speaker 1:Lie lie fuck.
Speaker 2:Good answer. Good answer None of y'all eat pussy. How you eat pussy Flea, you setting yourself up Flea. Y'all put your in the fifth and shit, I'm not disclosing how I eat the box man.
Speaker 1:Y'all all of a sudden, we just got a bunch of niggas at us. Mute, baby, baby, y'all put your eye in it, See.
Speaker 2:I mean, how is that physically possible?
Speaker 1:I told you he's sniper position, like he was waiting on some shit lying in wait. That mean friend, what that mean? Like it was okay, on that note oh, before we leave, before we can I say something?
Speaker 3:Yes, yes Go ahead.
Speaker 1:Since my sister's on IG. Shout out to Fox. My sister dropped a book on Amazon and I think y'all should order it. It's erotic poetry. Ooh, it's real nice.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:You like that.
Speaker 2:It's real nice. I got a niche. A niche, no, no, not a niche, what do they call it? I got a what?
Speaker 1:do? They say Like a something to pull.
Speaker 2:Exo grind. No, when you say I got a thing to pull, I had a brain fart, you pull your finger no. Pull my finger, I got a no, no shit. When somebody got, I got a thing to pull with you, I got a boner pic. With me.
Speaker 1:No, no, no no, where did you get the pull from? I was trying to figure the fuck out.
Speaker 2:I was like I couldn't get it out. So I got a boner pic with a lot of these poets Like why do they always like 90% of them always do poetry about erotic shit? Why, that's what sells People? Nasty as fuck People masturbate to those poems.
Speaker 1:I want to hear something else though Can.
Speaker 3:I hear something. Let me be honest.
Speaker 1:My sister is very versatile so she does both. This book is not I'm exaggerating, it's not really all about erotic poetry. The book is called Temporary Pleasures Lasting Pain. It's about heartbreak, it's about love. But I will say she does dab and dabble in erotic poetry. I think erotic poetry is a place where people can go listen and be free and be like damn. I relate to that shit. That's why it's so popular.
Speaker 2:So people don't relate to positive poems.
Speaker 1:Erotic poetry is not positive. Why are you saying it's not positive?
Speaker 2:Shit, that shit ain't positive. Freaking is not positive. Sex is very positive, sex is happy, sex is great.
Speaker 1:I don't even think it really matters for erotica to be positive or negative. It's more about the feeling that you get from it. It invokes a feeling of like euphoria. I agree.
Speaker 2:But again a majority, like for training day.
Speaker 1:You're conservative.
Speaker 2:All the poets that came on here.
Speaker 1:they always talk about sex, sex, sex, sex sex sex because sex is taboo and it's not something that people freely speak about. Not that I'm against it?
Speaker 2:no, talk your shit. But it's like I never heard, like in never a poet never came. Did a poet ever came on and just talk some? Oh no, I'm lying. Um, what's her name?
Speaker 1:Riley huh.
Speaker 2:Riley yeah nothing. Well, not Riley. Is she a poet?
Speaker 1:It's also about what gets the crowd's reaction to it. You got to think about it. People doing poetry are going to do it to see what, like Sis said, what sells A rapper not going to do a song about, you know, sleeping in a trunk, you know, like a real dark song. That doesn't get the crowd moving. When they come to training day, they doing songs. That's getting the crowd moving right. Not all the time Not all the time, but most of the time, but the name on, that's their goal.
Speaker 1:That's their goal. Also, erotic poetry. Like I said, it's taboo, so it's a genre.
Speaker 2:Yes, an outlet for people. The shit be fire Like Boss Lady, jay shout out to you.
Speaker 1:Let me give a round. That's called Performance. It uplifts black men.
Speaker 2:I want to hear that. Oh, I'm lying, bridget, bridget, shout out to Bridget, I'm talking. Yeah, bridget came on a training day and she did an uplifting poem about black men and shit. Now y'all know who do erotic poetry.
Speaker 1:That shit be nasty.
Speaker 2:That's who you got the kids Shout out to her. I love her. I love Boss Lady J. She was like I came in his mouth and his dick was big. He was like whoa Boss Lady, the opening segment, she do.
Speaker 1:You want to know what everybody be doing, then Everybody stop and watch, and that's the point. Everybody stop and watch, and that's the point. Everybody stop and watch. I ain't going to fuss.
Speaker 3:You did that joint Remember that first night at Eden and the old nigga, he was like yeah, yeah, because she was just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the boss AJ.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my sister's book is not all about sex. It's about uplifting men, it's about lovelifting men. It's about love, heartbreak, life. So make sure y'all.
Speaker 2:Go get that book. Drop Meaning the link.
Speaker 1:Yes, I will drop the link. She's awesome, though my sister is very creative and she's just getting Back into writing poetry, but she's done Showcases, done open mics. She's awesome.
Speaker 2:That's her. That's her right there. Yeah, what's her name? Fox, shout out to you Fox, fox, fox, I need to, I need to, I need to. I'm about to book Fox.
Speaker 1:Yeah, about to book. Okay, I'm about to book. You should about to book. If y'all would have came to my Christmas party, I would have met her.
Speaker 2:Here we go, here we go. You know she's going to jab at us. I had the flu slash pneumonia, so Huh.
Speaker 1:A question what do you?
Speaker 4:say what's the question? You need a mic, because, yeah, ask it earlier.
Speaker 2:What's the question? What's the question? What? To the Christmas party, you come, friend. We need a mic. What's?
Speaker 1:your question.
Speaker 2:What's the question?
Speaker 1:Yeah, come give us a question. Don't walk in front of the camera. Yes, he did. Oh shit, he's. Yeah, come give us a question. Don't walk in front of the camera. Oh shit. And he looking at the camera.
Speaker 2:What y'all know about some sex Boy. Okay, cut this nigga mic off.
Speaker 1:You can't come back, no more.
Speaker 2:Y'all ain't getting no ass.
Speaker 1:Why you do your answers like that? Why you do your answers like that he? Why you do your answers like that? This the guy. He can't come back though, bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get him out of here. See.
Speaker 3:That's that shit. Okay, yeah, that's that shit. On that note, it's your boy Sam McClain. Yeah, it's your girl Trap.
Speaker 1:City. It's Terrence Unscripted back in the world. Hey, follow the shot coach.
Speaker 3:She's Congratulations.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I'm not pregnant. That's it. Wapa, wapa, wapa. No, I'm not pregnant. Stop hugging me. Stop hugging me. Fetus deletes, fetus deletes. I'm not pregnant, I'm not pregnant. I hope you stop recording.
