Noadvisory Podcast

Does Diddy personal controversies impact his public persona and legacy?

Noadvisory Podcast Season 5

What if the social media platforms we love so much are also the ones that frustrate us the most? This episode kicks off with our shared woes about Instagram's stubborn blocking policies and how these platforms seem to have us all under their digital thumbs. But it's not all gripes and groans; we lighten the mood with our signature humor as we chat about an upcoming midget wrestling match in Charlotte and bizarre "Florida Man" headlines that never fail to amuse. Expect a chuckle or two as we compare the quirky chaos of Florida with the everyday absurdities of New York City living.

From intriguing celebrity deaths to the reopening of historical injustices, our chat takes a thoughtful turn. We discuss everything from the untimely passing of John Amos and the allegations surrounding his estate to the seldom-discussed Tulsa Race Massacre of 1921. We also poke a bit of fun at Dr. Umar, questioning if he might need a new car air freshener. Then, we spice things up with a debate on the music industry's most controversial figures, including Diddy and Kanye West, examining how their personal controversies impact their public personas and legacies.

And we’re not shy about getting personal! Sharing anecdotes from our own online dating blunders to recounting nostalgic chat line memories, we explore themes of self-awareness, societal beauty standards, and relationship dynamics. We wrap up with a hilarious critique of low-budget Tubi movies that are so bad, they're good. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs, reflections, and unexpected insights in an episode that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

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I'm gonna make my bed on the beat. Traps hit on the beat, but y'all know I ain't no rapper though. Yeah, let's get it, me and my gang, we up in this, fuck y'all yeah.

Speaker 2:

G. It's your boy, siam McLean.

Speaker 1:

Man, fuck IG. It's your girl Traps. See, I'm still blocked from going live. Yo, they still blocked you, bro. They're never giving that shit back to me.

Speaker 2:

That been over a month bro. No, it's been since I've been blocked since May 14th, when I did ain't no submissions you can do? Let's go get that shit back. Instagram just said fuck you. You can keep sending them submissions.

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Speaker 1:

that is crazy as fuck. Let's start over. Y'all went into a whole fucking conversation and I'm like I'm thinking out of day. I keep going.

Speaker 2:

I'm just here. I guess that's nasty work Instagram.

Speaker 1:

I'm just here. I guess it's alright.

Speaker 2:

I quit this podcast anyway, son, but that just goes to show you how controlled we are with these social media platforms. Like that's crazy. Alright, you gonna do that again. You gonna do that again, yeah, yeah.

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Gia you already know, it's your girl Tia.

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Speaker 3:

I'm tired of saying my name.

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Town Like oh.

Speaker 1:

I carry his ass around like a baby boy Shout out to TikTok.

Speaker 2:

That's tuning in.

Speaker 1:

Rock and roll. Sitting at his heart. Sitting at his heart is tuning in. Hello, what up Twitter? What's?

Speaker 2:

up Twitter. What Twitter? That shit? Live when the people at In the corner and the people 14? Mm-hmm, shout out to you 14 motherfuckers.

Speaker 1:

God damn it. What's up y'all? Why are you cussing them out? Huh, that's what I do.

Speaker 2:

That's that New York shit, I have 14, motherfuck, I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 1:

New York been taking L after.

Speaker 4:

L. I was just about to Boy New York. Niggas can't talk shit to me.

Speaker 1:

no more, y'all mayor corrupt Y'all.

Speaker 1:

Unassumed mayor Diddy corrupt Everything. Corrupt them rats, corrupt Y'all. Rats is too damn big them rats. Too fucking big Y'all parking too big Y'all living in fucking 8x12 apartments with $5,400 rent, Two $5,400 rent, with two people splitting it. That's true. There's three people living in a laundry room okay, that's true. And if you ain't careful, it might be 10 Mexicans in that bitch. That's true. If you go to that minute, you know what I'm saying. That's very true. Oh God, Like New York y'all. Just Listen. Do you know how much it I pay that to go into Manhattan? You should just swim.

Speaker 1:

Because that's the higher income area.

Speaker 2:

Just swim, just swim over there, it's for free.

Speaker 1:

I think everybody should. Just, I just want to say New York talks so much shit about Florida.

Speaker 2:

Niggas can't talk shit about Florida. Nobody, I ain't going to lie. I love Florida, florida's always going to be number one.

Speaker 1:

I'm not going to lie, though. I tell everybody this If you ever want to see the craziest shit about Florida, type your birthday and then Florida. And just read the articles. Do it on your phone, old man.

Speaker 2:

No, my phone is on TikTok.

Speaker 1:

Type your birthday in, and then a Florida man, and see what happened on your birthday. I'm going to do it. Hold on, let's see.

Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

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Twitter you got a special.

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Imani, send us some fucking hearts. Yeah, send us some shit. I don't see it moving, though.

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No diddler, may 18th.

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We just want the validation. Well, leave it up. Huh Swish ain't gonna get this shit Until it's over.

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Speaker 2:

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Speaker 1:

Where's the video Swish?

Speaker 2:

Uh-huh.

Speaker 1:

You need that Hashtag, that shit. If they get a real hashtag, I'm screaming Swish going to get paid and leave us. Okay, that's what I got. Swish going to get paid and leave us. See, y'all gonna end up recording this shit off his little phone fuck that.

Speaker 2:

I go right back to that little 4k little camera. No, gotta make a shake.

Speaker 1:

No, any means necessary that shit only got 30 minutes at a time on his phone on that 4k camera he bought from Timu yeah that Timu camera bro, it worked.

Speaker 2:

it held us down for a bit, though Please don't give me something like that.

Speaker 1:

We was in the trap, we was doing Snow on the Bluff, that's why they thought we was in prison. They said where y'all filming this from Y'all in jail. Somebody on the YouTube comment said I'm trying to figure out if they jail inmates or if they institutionalized. You know we should have did, but we done elevated y'all we done got Bougie Swish got his camera from Target we got a real.

Speaker 2:

It's not Target, it's Target J we got a real camera a real camera man with edits.

Speaker 1:

We be like Swish. My bad, what he be putting his little I'm weak, hey yo. Alright, go ahead, let's do our thing. Alright, here we go with Hot Topics, with Trappie, trappie. Damn, that was perfect. That was perfect, all right. This one happened on May 18th of this year. What happened? A Florida man was accused of exposing himself, claimed he needed to air out.

Speaker 2:

I wasn't you Wait, hold on. Why is that a crime?

Speaker 1:

Why is that a crime? Why is that a crime?

Speaker 2:

Decent exposure nigga yeah but, where he was at. They didn't say where he was at In a public space, where what's the public space?

Speaker 1:

See, that was him. It was him. It was him. What's the public space? He was out at a park, in a park, yes, exposing himself to women as they air it out.

Speaker 2:

He went outside by a tree and took a piss Florida man steals alligator from golf course Cross, teaching it a lesson. That's not a crime. You help niggas out, you save niggas. I didn't hear not one crime yet.

Speaker 1:

The air. It out was a crime. Florida man arrested for misusing 911 to call police to arrest US President Joe Biden. That's some dumb shit that you the fuck.

Speaker 2:

That's some dumb shit that you would do. That's some dumb shit your ass would do. Hey, yo that's misusing governmental services.

Speaker 1:

That's a misdemeanor.

Speaker 3:

The airing out part was bad.

Speaker 1:

What do you mean he want to air? That was a state. Nah, that's not a crime, that is a crime.

Speaker 2:

If he was driving and he had to pee. So he got out on his press.

Speaker 1:

Wait, how could a homeless man be driving? He went huh. How could a homeless man be?

Speaker 2:

driving. It doesn't describe if he was homeless or not, did it?

Speaker 1:

It did say that. What it said Y'all do know. When y'all get out on the side of the highway and get out to pee, you can still go to jail for that shit, right yeah?

Speaker 2:

I got to pee, even though y'all still illegal.

Speaker 1:

Consider illegal and I'm a no, no, no.

Speaker 3:

And I'm a take one up.

Speaker 1:

Terrence, I'm a take one up from what you said. If they catch you, they can also add you as a sex offender registry for doing that in public.

Speaker 2:

It's like level one, right? It's level one sex offender. A nigga never got arrested for pissing outside.

Speaker 1:

You think that, you think that, you think that.

Speaker 2:

I am a male cop. You think that I did it yesterday. I just did it coming along the expressway with you, brother, y'all niggas nasty, so that's not a crime. That ain't a crime. Why you turn me down? No, that's the red mic.

Speaker 1:

Oh, you were here. I was about to say don't, and that's why that nigga went to jail. He went to jail?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, he got arrested.

Speaker 1:

Damn Free that nigga if you know how to get out. He already freed himself. That's why he in jail Talking about free that nigga that nigga was free. I think y'all missing the point of he was flashing his junk to women as they were driving by. I think y'all missing it.

Speaker 2:

Y'all so tall? No, we heard that. I heard that part. That's the problem right there. That's why it's in decent exposure. No, because he could have been pissing and a woman was driving by. I'm like, oh look, I saw his shit. Oh, he flashed it at me. And he could be just minding his business, but I'm just trying to be, you know. I'm very upset Gyrating and shit. I don't know how that thing moves.

Speaker 1:

I don't have one, I'm sorry. And if it was a bitch like me driving down, what the fuck is this? That little shit man? All right, happy birthday to whoever pulled out his penis.

Speaker 2:

Happy birthday, okay, happy birthdays. We got Ruby Rose. She turned 26. Fuck her, ruby Rose. Yeah, fuck her. She went back and said it was just a PR stunt. He said yeah okay, skilla, baby. Fuck, is that.

Speaker 1:

The rapper from Detroit. I ain't gonna lie. This is the perfect time for me. This is the perfect time for me to use this Auntie don't know who that is. Yes, you do, auntie don't know that.

Speaker 2:

He just said the song. Said you the type.

Speaker 1:

I like mama.

Speaker 2:

Mama Auntie don't know that.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, I'm going to play another song by Skilla that y'all, like Auntie, don't know that baby.

Speaker 4:

Mama.

Speaker 2:

Auntie too old for that, mama Auntie for that.

Speaker 1:

Auntie don't know that.

Speaker 2:

It's so much rappers and shit out here yeah auntie.

Speaker 1:

don't know who that is, y'all do though look. I'm dead ass, not careful.

Speaker 2:

I don't, auntie, don't know that you do you have heard the song you had me shake my ass to nothing.

Speaker 1:

If you had me drunk, if you had me drunk in your head, taking my ass to that?

Speaker 2:

To know my mom.

Speaker 1:

Say you flee.

Speaker 2:

You can flee, do it again you got me on camera.

Speaker 1:

Drop the camera. Insert here. Drop it, find it, do your research, because I don't think I would Go ahead.

Speaker 2:

She said fuck it.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I thought we just moved on, no go ahead. Yup, well shit, I thought y'all were on. Rennie Rucci. She turned 32.

Speaker 2:

I know Rennie. I watched Love Is Love. We have to be Rennie Rucci. That was the one year and she's from South Carolina, right? Yeah, I know Rennie. She's like a great value of Lotto, oh.

Speaker 1:

Why would you say that I wouldn't say that I wouldn't say that I wouldn't?

Speaker 2:

say that I would not say that value lotto.

Speaker 1:

She's never interviewing with us.

Speaker 2:

And let me. We already got it already.

Speaker 1:

Let me reiterate the views of CEO does not represent Trap Sid or Terrence Unscripted. It definitely does not.

Speaker 3:

It represents me, rennie is one of my favorite female artists.

Speaker 1:

I like Rennie too. She is very humble and very down to earth. I like Rennie Very, and she just had a baby, so congratulations on motherhood Go to the next one. See it, because you she is so hot. And then niggas want to have meetings where it's like yo, we got to get these interviews in.

Speaker 2:

This is why we not getting this is why we can't get no interviews Niggas blocking us left and right, it'll be all right.

Speaker 1:

I mean, she's a I'd.

Speaker 2:

Shit, that's competition.

Speaker 1:

They are cool so we're not going to get in a lotto either. You see how that shit trickles and works. It's okay. God damn it.

Speaker 2:

All right last one, mahatma Gandhi. Y'all know who that is oh, yeah, gandhi, yeah, gandhi. How old is he? He died a long time ago he would have been like 115. That's crazy. He died. You know, they say Gandhi like he was a pedophile. I've heard that they say he liked little kids Wouldn't be surprised if they liked Gandhi.

Speaker 1:

Do we still like follow Gandhi or?

Speaker 2:

I mean it hasn't been reported or nothing, so let that man be it hasn't been reported, See.

Speaker 1:

that's why Diddy got away with it for so long. That's why, Diddy got away with that shit for all that time. Niggas like you.

Speaker 2:

Well, no nigga, that nigga from India.

Speaker 1:

I'm just saying you know how New York niggas stick together. You know how that go. New York niggas love to stick together. When I was talking shit about New York earlier, one, two and three was like whoa at the same time. Who's the third one? You feel me, and why? Okay, did you not hear his voice?

Speaker 2:

No, let me hear your voice, did you? I'm like you? Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 1:

You know your people, hear your people. Yeah, nigga.

Speaker 2:

And they say we got axes, y'all do got axes?

Speaker 1:

We don't got no fucking axes.

Speaker 2:

Y'all do we talk, how we talk?

Speaker 1:

That's it. Is it talk or talk? Is it talk?

Speaker 2:

how we talk, you talk. How you talk, is it talk?

Speaker 1:

or talk Sausage. Say it Huh, sausage biscuit. Why Sausage?

Speaker 2:

Say it Huh Sausage biscuit.

Speaker 1:

Why are you saying it's sausage?

Speaker 2:

Sausage biscuit, it's sausage. Sausage. It's not sausage. It's sausage. Biscuit it's sausage. The? U is actually silent Sausage. It's not a sausage. Niggas are sausage, sausage, biscuit.

Speaker 1:

Sausage Right. What Sausage biscuit? Sausage Right. What is that? It's not sausage, it's sausage. Breakfast at the Waffle House 20 sausage biscuits.

Speaker 2:

That's not right.

Speaker 1:

Sausage. I wish I could have said sausage Like a W. I wish I could have said sausage Not pronounced like a W. You was not pronounced like a W.

Speaker 2:

Sausage.

Speaker 1:

So why y'all saying sausage?

Speaker 2:

It's sausage.

Speaker 1:

It's sausage, it's not sausage, it's sausage it's sausage.

Speaker 2:

Why the fuck you ever debate about sausage, sausage, sausage.

Speaker 1:

Damn.

Speaker 2:

God damn, god damn, big God damn.

Speaker 1:

Alright, man, that's that New York shit. Why Y'all, honestly, y'all piss me off with eggs Just as much as Baltimore niggas piss me off.

Speaker 2:

Biggie lost weight.

Speaker 1:

You go two, you need two, two Baltimore niggas.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, I don't know about that shit either.

Speaker 1:

Two, two.

Speaker 2:

We got trap. Who else that's it?

Speaker 1:

The first one is something I just wanted to say, for no more birthdays. No, that's it for birthdays. Happy birthday, right? Y'all know who John Amos is. He play in Good Times, he play in Coming to America.

Speaker 2:

He play in the Roots. Okay, Coming to America. He played in.

Speaker 1:

Roos, okay, so it was just reported this week that he passed away, but he actually died August 21st. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

I heard that that's crazy August 21st he actually died.

Speaker 1:

August 21st of this year and they just released. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's a great team. He got over there. Wait, wait wait, there's more.

Speaker 1:

Because his daughter Didn't even know he died Until the world Found out yesterday the whole the whole family found out yesterday yeah, the snow. The son knew. I know that's what I'm saying. The son is the one who hurt his son. Um, what's his name? Kelly, kelly something. His name is casey, but it's like kelly something, I don't know. His son is the one that did like the press release and his son's you know said, you know he passed away peacefully of natural causes at his home back in aug, but the sister didn't know.

Speaker 2:

He must have been cool with them.

Speaker 1:

Well, you know, they have bad blood.

Speaker 3:

I was going to say.

Speaker 1:

The sister is also the one that went on public record and said that she was accusing this nursing home that he was staying in of elder abuse.

Speaker 4:

He was in a nursing home.

Speaker 1:

He was the son had put him in that nursing home. Yeah, and this is all last year's all last year and the sister went and was like, oh, he's getting abused in there, and then started to go fund me and got all this money that he never saw so that was why there was like a big like contention in the family. But they say the reason why they say the reason why he never saw the money is because the son blocked it. The son is technically his executive estate and his guardian, so even before she started raising all that money.

Speaker 1:

The son has blocked everybody from talking to him except for the son, the financial people, like all the business people. So basically, john Amos was like with the business people and his son None of his legit family could talk to him. That's fact, which makes me think the son and the business people were trying to play with his money.

Speaker 2:

Maybe he was trying to block everybody else from the money, so I feel like this is some family shit, but I really do think regardless.

Speaker 1:

it is real fucked up that they found out when we all found out.

Speaker 2:

Man. Man rest in peace, bro. I ain't going to lie.

Speaker 1:

No matter how mad I am at my brother, I don't think I would ever do that to my siblings Was him?

Speaker 4:

and James.

Speaker 3:

Earl.

Speaker 1:

Jones kind of dying, yes, yes, like three days apart. Yeah, that shit is crazy. Both of the dads, yeah. Both of the dads, yeah.

Speaker 2:

James Earl Jones. Man Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 1:

I ain't going lie. The last few weeks, the last few weeks in september, we've been taking some l's with these deaths, like it's crazy. They showed a clip, um of um players club, the one at the end where um old girl got arrested after dominic whooped her ass. You know um john amos is dead now. Um, um, um ezekiel died ezekielzekiel LaShortes died. He taking a shit, you know Deebo's dead.

Speaker 4:

Deebo's dead, and then what's y'all?

Speaker 2:

Bernie Mac, bernie Mac, bernie Mac, all of them was in that scene.

Speaker 1:

All four of them are now dead damn it's sad, shit's crazy. Damn the whole little lie, and you know everybody in that movie was funny as shit. Okay, a little lie, and you know everybody in that movie was funny as shit.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so rest in peace to them. Boy Alright, next up the Justice Department.

Speaker 4:

They will reopen. They did too. No, not the whole department.

Speaker 3:

damn, I mean you know.

Speaker 1:

I mean, I'm just saying you know the whites have been crazy lately with January 6th, so no, so the Justice Department has officially reopened the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre. For those people who are unaware, that was a big massacre in Tulsa, oklahoma, in the Greenwood District, which at the time was also called Black Wall Street, happened in 1921, where a mob of white people, some who were authorized by authorities went out to the greenwood district. They burned houses, they burned schools, they burned churches. I mean, they destroyed everything.

Speaker 1:

A lot of people died and I I don't know if you guys remember a few episodes back I told you that some of there's like two survivors that are left yeah their families tried to sue the state of oklahoma for like reparations and Oklahoma said although we, you know, realize, and we admit that, yes, there was an injustice served, we can't keep paying y'all every time. Y'all think about this like money is.

Speaker 1:

We're not gonna pay y'all just because every, every year, somebody keeps saying, oh, we owe something, we owe something, it happened, we are sorry, but we're not paying you for it, okay every time I see that thing go, I gotta so this case was opened under a federal code case initiative called the immaterial unsolved civil rights crime act oh man okay and this act basically the goal of it is to reopen um race-based crimes that happen in you know, to see if people can be prosecuted to reopen these.

Speaker 1:

Okay, yes, okay so for this specific case in Tulsa, oklahoma, they have already opened it. They've already started doing the probe and investigation and everything. But the um attorney or, yeah, the attorney that's doing like that's handling this case she has already said even if they come up with people that are like can be prosecuted for 9, 9, 10 times, they won't be just because of either they're already dead or they're too old to even go through that system. So it kind of sucks. I just feel like stuff like that should have been something that I know it has. It's been on the books for a long time, but I feel like it's something that should have really been dealt with Like. I feel like people trivialize shit like this. Yeah, it wasn't as big like in school. I know we talked about it because we had to, but I feel like it should have been a whole separate lesson about this.

Speaker 3:

Like people die A lot of people die 300 people die.

Speaker 1:

And that's a lot of people and I think a lot of shit like this with the Tulsa Rays, the Black Wall Street, stuff like that is so trivialized when this is like real life. People died, people were murdered, killed for the color of their skin. Like it bothers me a little bit because I hate that this is not a big deal and that it waited so long that people are now dead and can't enjoy this.

Speaker 2:

Exactly. And just to piggyback off that I always say like they use us against us. And I say that because they know right, like if you was like really do your history like there were black women, men in power, riches and drenched in gold.

Speaker 1:

That's what they did. They didn't want them to be like that.

Speaker 2:

They don't want us to be that. They know, like yo. If we let these niggas really get a sense of where they from, if we really let these niggas get a sense of where they from and who they are, we out of here. But they always try to oppress us and put us against us and we will never get out of that Honestly we will never get out.

Speaker 1:

You got niggas like Dr Umar who be playing the field, pandering to whatever. Now you know that's your boy. That's why he pulling up, he about to go in on my ass. He's gearing up Gifts, gifts. Thank you, sister Claire, for $20. You could have gave more. Okay, I can't believe he said that shit. Yo yeah, dr Umar. You know it's crazy. Dr Umar, I feel like I'm gonna be honest. I feel like sometimes he be on the right trajectory but then he just lose it.

Speaker 1:

it be the delivery it be the delivery of his beliefs, like what he to do or what he tries to get towards be correct Building our own schools, like doing stuff like that but the way he go about it he just so misogynistic you can't even get behind that shit.

Speaker 3:

Exactly.

Speaker 1:

It's just sick. And then I feel like he don't, I really feel like he doesn't bathe well.

Speaker 4:

I feel like he smells like.

Speaker 1:

I feel like he smells like musk and incense.

Speaker 4:

And outside.

Speaker 1:

And outside Musk and incense, because I feel like as much as he be in that car I know that car stink too he be on the live in that car when she go together musk and incense. It stinks? No, it don't it stinks. What? All right, a-yo, a-yo. Listen, I ain't trying to get cancelled. You know, ceo, he like that shit. I can't I'm already most hated on, you know cannot afford to get cancelled, tiktok.

Speaker 1:

Twitter they hate me, thank you. It's giving real baby oil in the middle. It's cause they are really giving stars in here. Y'all stop doing that shit on TikTok. It's giving real baby oil in the middle. It's cause they are really giving stars. Y'all stop doing that shit on tiktok. Y'all they on tiktok. Yeah, they gonna call me a hater. Watch. They gonna start giving little devil eyes and shit they gonna be like they're gonna hate her.

Speaker 4:

See your ass on TikTok.

Speaker 1:

Love you All. Right. Last topic. Come on, we got another mic Hell no, I got hell, no Hell no, hell. No See that one come out here. Hell, no, where is Blizzy?

Speaker 2:

Blizzy free, what they say, what they do. Oh shit, what the fuck is that? I don't know, I can't read that, try the. Tiktok. I don't know what the fuck that doing. Keep doing it.

Speaker 1:

Follow us on TikTok Insert here, yes, insert here. Okay, last hot topic.

Speaker 2:

We was talking have to get sicker Did it the Diddler Sean. Puffy calls the Diddler no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the Diddler. The Diddler's going to be in the top picks for the next month and a half.

Speaker 1:

The Diddler Next rest of the year, because it's a lot who next?

Speaker 2:

Who's?

Speaker 1:

next the CEO-ler. Ooh, the CEO-ler, okay so.

Speaker 4:

Well, this ain't what I was going to talk about, but the SEO question.

Speaker 1:

Polo, what kind of is? What I'm going to talk about. There was a press conference done in Houston yesterday and today. Oh yeah, that shit damaging by two law firms that are coming together and this actually ties into my topic. So let me tell y'all my topic first.

Speaker 2:

That's very clear. You said two law firms coming together.

Speaker 1:

Yes, to take this shit on. I was like the one or two. Yep, yep, that is sick, bruh Random ass law firms just coming together.

Speaker 2:

For one comma gold Take this nigga down. Puff puff, he be pissed. Common goal Take this nigga down, Boy. Yo Puff Puff. He pissed niggas off Yo Legacy, just that's down. It's already over. Yeah, it's over.

Speaker 1:

Uh-uh, don't do that, because Polo asking them was out there playing Diddy. When I pulled up they was playing Diddy. Yo, yeah, point to him Polo. Point to him, not my polo. Polo said not my polo.

Speaker 2:

I gotta say when you said last week that they didn't play Diddy on the radio, they still play Diddy on the radio.

Speaker 1:

I don't drink Ciroc, I never did.

Speaker 2:

I don't know what state. I think it was 101. I think it was 101.9. It was playing yeah, they playing Diddy.

Speaker 1:

But guess what? Not my polo, okay, not our polo. Okay, not our polo.

Speaker 2:

Not our polo. What's wrong with the Listen? I still fucking listen to R Kelly. Fuck that shit.

Speaker 1:

Whoa, I still listen to R Kelly too.

Speaker 3:

And Michael Jackson, and when I'm playing for white people, I play Elvis and I play TI, and all of them got allegations against them.

Speaker 1:

And y'all can say stop playing Allegations, diddy has been proven to have done this. No, he ain't proven. No, he's innocent. He's proven guilty. Now we're going backtrack, we're going backtrack.

Speaker 4:

He ain't guilty yet.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, because let's make one thing clear when the feds go against you, they already have what they need. Their rate is 95%. They're not about to lose. So when they went to Dittyshit Matter of fact the only allegation that the feds have rechecked. It is from Michael Jackson. The feds said Michael Jackson has not had any proof, so we got it Everybody else we got it.

Speaker 4:

I can't argue with that, he and I went to prison.

Speaker 3:

I can't argue with that, elvis married a 14-year-old girl. Hell yeah, I don't listen to Elvis?

Speaker 1:

Fuck Elvis, he definitely did listen to.

Speaker 2:

Elvis, fuck Elvis, fuck Elvis, I don't fuck with Elvis.

Speaker 1:

We can't hear you though they should, though they should, though. Who the?

Speaker 2:

money. You need a mic.

Speaker 1:

They should, though. Ergo, why you had the mic the whole fucking time? I ain't gonna lie, I just got scared of shit. I thought that shit just appeared. Yeah, I was like God P, I said not. Paul updated his damn studio. They got holographic mics but yes it don't work like that. It don't work like that but no, no but seriously.

Speaker 3:

All these other people have sexual assault allegations or allegations with little boys or allegations with whatever, and nobody's shutting none of their music down except for Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1:

I think the difference is, though, when it comes to Diddy, is that he did it for so long.

Speaker 3:

No, not true. The difference is social media, and so people are able to be influenced by other people's opinions, but social media wasn't around when TID is. Not like it is now.

Speaker 1:

I also think now we're in a different. It's like what you said with social media. We're also in a different generation, the generation that y'all in, y'all put that shit under the rug. Oh, that's your uncle, that's your cousin?

Speaker 3:

Y'all my age, what you talking about? Y'all.

Speaker 1:

No, we not.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I was going to let him have that one. I'm just playing. I'm definitely older than your parents, damn.

Speaker 1:

You're not that old. Y'all was giving 40.

Speaker 3:

I appreciate that.

Speaker 1:

I was giving 40.

Speaker 3:

You're in your 50s. I'm going to be 50 on my birthday. Make sure y'all come to my party.

Speaker 1:

Oh, we in there, we in there, it's a theme party.

Speaker 3:

I'm doing a costume party every year. Oh shit, october 25th I'm gonna put y'all On the flyer.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, we in it that means that means it's finna be some Old daddies in that bitch. Ooh, I'm crying. Yeah, hey daddy, don't y'all say something.

Speaker 2:

When the following week I come to a podcast With somebody from this party hey, bro, bro, come get her, come get your sis bro.

Speaker 1:

Talk you crazy. Nah, though, but I think back to what I said. I think it's generational because, like you know the aunties and uncles they not started playing R Kelly. But I think our generation is different because, like you, said social media we have access to more information and stuff like that, so it's different. So I get it, but we we're not canceling Michael Jackson. That's not Mike, and I'm pretty sure your parents fucked R Kelly.

Speaker 2:

Your parents fucked R Kelly.

Speaker 1:

R Kelly done fathered a lot of people my father, my father, god rest his soul. He said I was conceived to Marvin Gaye and Hennessy Damn.

Speaker 2:

Well, yeah, because R Kelly wasn't around, as ever.

Speaker 1:

That's a combo, my daddy was a real Florida nigga.

Speaker 2:

He said I was conceived Marvin Gaye and Hennessy. Marvin Gaye and some Hennessy that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1:

You see, they put LeBron on Hennessy. Oh yeah, lebron got a Hennessy bottle now.

Speaker 2:

LeBron.

Speaker 1:

Nobody buying that shit. I would.

Speaker 2:

That bottle look fire.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, that bottle fire, I'll buy it just for the bottle, I'll buy it just for the.

Speaker 2:

They should have put why they didn't put him on a Don Julio bottle. You know why they put him on a Hennessy bottle? Because Hennessy is losing the battle.

Speaker 1:

No, no, because more demographics drink Hennessy than demographics drink tequila and you know, lebron has his own tequila Right, so why would he put him?

Speaker 2:

on Don Julio. Because Don Julio is they did a whole video the death.

Speaker 1:

They killed Hennessy. But Don Julio is his competition. Why would he do the competition? Why would he do the competition? That's his competition, don Julio.

Speaker 2:

But why would you do the Hennessy? Because Hennessy needed Some kind of revival. So he went to Hennessy Because he should have Went to Don Julio.

Speaker 1:

I ain't gonna lie. Side note I thought this had some Hennessy In it. I was scared. I thought this was a credible hope, oh yeah yeah, I thought it was a credible hope I was going to say, oh, I'm going to tell you bad.

Speaker 2:

Nah, this is death. October, october death.

Speaker 1:

What a credible hope. Some crazy things happened on that.

Speaker 3:

My name is Mesa, I can get into the group chat.

Speaker 1:

What's that? The flyer.

Speaker 2:

Oh for the party. Okay, yeah, we in there Like swim, we in there like swimwear.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so back to Diddy. So yesterday and today, let me put the blunt down. This is how you know I'm serious. Yesterday and today there were two law firms that are coming together. They had public what is it called? I can't even think Public. They had press conferences. I got press conferences. That's what I was looking. They had press conferences. Yeah, stop shooting. And they announced that they are going to file over a hundred individual cases against Sean Diddy Combs the Dittler. There are 120 individuals in total on these claims.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, this is including the minors.

Speaker 3:

And I'm going to break down the numbers.

Speaker 2:

I thought he was nine, he was nine man was nine years old man. That's crazy. So all of these you didn't hear that story? Crazy, nine years old. We don't get to it, okay, okay.

Speaker 1:

So all of these lawsuits that are going to be filed against Diddy are for violent sexual assault, rape, sexual abuse, facilitating sex with controlled substance, false imprisonment, compelling prostitution, sexual misconduct, sexual abuse of minors and disinsemination of video recording and that last one means that he passed them videos that he recorded people getting fucked around.

Speaker 1:

So let's go back to context. Remember, last week I told you that the girl that was the bad boy's exec's girlfriend and said she got raped and they recorded it and then Diddy went and sold it. Okay, they got more evidence of this from this 120 individuals. So, it might be some credibility to what she's saying too, yeah the lady yeah, I'm telling y'all this video.

Speaker 2:

The video's gonna come out soon, it's gonna hit the market and you're gonna see some live.

Speaker 1:

This whole Diddy shit. I just wanted to be known. You heard it here first a new advisory exclusive. I told you, motherfuckers, that this shit was gonna, you know, evolve into some other shit and I said, nigga style, yeah, the music industry, finna, go down, fuck that. The pharmaceutical companies, these banks, these old ass white people that y'all think do not be congregating in the hip hop community. They definitely be in the hip hop community at these funky ass parties and be doing funky ass illegal shit.

Speaker 1:

Mark my words your favorite banks, your favorite hotels technology companies hotels, all these niggas that been retiring and resigning going on vacation. You see they stepping down. These niggas are going down, okay. With that being said, if anybody wants me to buy the Hilton Dynasty, I will, because.

Speaker 2:

I like the Hilton. I'll put in for that. I like the.

Speaker 1:

Hilton. The Hilton gave me a lot of good time. Well let's see if they come out. I don't think so.

Speaker 3:

Come on, come on, come on been to them parties before.

Speaker 1:

I'm just saying To break down the numbers a little bit. So, out of these 120 individuals, half of them are men, half of them are women, and of the 120 individuals, 25 of them were minors at the time. Now I also have to note this 55% of these 120 individuals, so that's like 75 people. People also filed police reports after the crime originally happened. Oh yeah, that's it for him, and there are a record that was never followed up because, he was shundi when I say a whole bunch of people finna be

Speaker 1:

so people going down people are getting fired, demoted. People are going Like Yup.

Speaker 4:

They are.

Speaker 1:

They are making an example Of this man. Yes, so, in addition to that, don't piss off, don't?

Speaker 2:

piss off.

Speaker 3:

I don't know who he pissed off, but he pissed him off good.

Speaker 2:

He pissed off somebody.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the Ciroc people. He don't really own Ciroc and that's the thing. Everybody think he owns Ciroc. He don't really own Ciroc and that's the thing. Everybody think he owns Ciroc. He don't really own Ciroc. That white man owns Ciroc and he was trying to buy it.

Speaker 2:

Deleon.

Speaker 1:

Yes, Deleon.

Speaker 2:

And he sued him Right. Yep, shut your down Down, yep Wow.

Speaker 1:

So also to note.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to Kanye West. Kanye West was telling us and we thought Kanye was crazy calling him all types of shit, no.

Speaker 4:

Kanye West is a realist.

Speaker 2:

He's a realist, he is perfectly sane and a genius.

Speaker 1:

Yes, he's a fucking genius, but he said it. But I think he's seen so much shit on top of his own grief.

Speaker 2:

The man said another man no, kanye slander. The man told another man to.

Speaker 1:

Kanye slander. The man told another man go pick cotton and go be a slave. And we say this man is a fucking genius. For what? Reinventing slavery? Are we trying to make him a martyr, are we? He's a genius, but a lot of geniuses are like that.

Speaker 2:

Let me be politically correct, and let me though I don't think he's eccentric.

Speaker 1:

Let me be politically correct and let me be honest. I don't think there's anything wrong with Kanye. I really think Kanye needs to attack his mental health and I think, after he lost his mother, which most people do that grief turned him. That grief has consumed him. Yeah, I think if he actually dealt with his grief instead of jumping into shit. Like you know, a marriage with Kim A marriage with.

Speaker 1:

Kim, all the business, ventures and things. I think he would, the things he says would come across better. Yeah, but I'm not going to be honest. I'm going to hold him accountable. The shit he says is not okay. George Bush don't care about black people. That was true. He don't.

Speaker 2:

He don't, that was true. He don't, he don't, that was true. That's the one thing I will always never, forget with Kanye, that was true.

Speaker 1:

I do think, I think, and he is like Dr Umar to me, dr Umar be whenever I say he be on target, but the misogynistic in him just comes out and you can't believe it. Like Kanye be on target, but because he goes into so many different rants and tangents, you can't understand it. It's like, well damn, just say what you mean. And then, in order to get to the point, he got to prove the point. But the way he proved the point it'd be like bruh, why do we got to see your wife out naked every day just for you to prove that women can wear what they want? Like bruh, come on, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2:

But that's Kanye, but that doesn't. He's an action man, he's not a words man.

Speaker 1:

Again, we have to be accountable and be like just because it's Kanye, don't mean it's okay.

Speaker 2:

No, I just think that it's okay for Kanye for Kim.

Speaker 1:

I'm not faulting him. What I'm saying is Kim was never right for Kanye.

Speaker 3:

He should have never married her Right.

Speaker 1:

He should have never married her. Kim Kardashian is a whole nother evil of a seven, if I get to talk down.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, let's, let's her and chris, and to be honest fuck that whole family except for courtney yeah, no, not courtney, chloe, well no fuck chloe, they all stupid.

Speaker 1:

But I'm saying I think kaya should have never married kim. I think he did the shit he did because he was wallowing in grief. When you're grieving you don't see anything except for you trying to just get over it and, depending on how deep you're in it, you don't want to. Sometimes you don't like to attack it, like when I lost my parents. I didn't want to attack the grief, I wanted to just put that shit to the side and move. I don't know if the loss had any.

Speaker 3:

I mean his loss has affected him mentally.

Speaker 4:

His loss is a catapult. We can't hear you. Yeah, you need a mic.

Speaker 1:

I was looking at you and people were like, oh, I think his mom dying was like the catapult of yeah Right.

Speaker 3:

His losing his mom affected him mentally, yeah, and he's got some real mental health issues, but he is a genius and I don't think that the Kim Kardashian got anything to do with that.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm not saying he's not a genius. I agree with y'all I do. Loss kind of circumvents his points, like he makes great points but you can't understand it because his loss is so consuming he doesn't make sense. If that makes sense and some, like you said, some geniuses are like that, they don't make sense. But he could do that. There was a point in time where Kanye was saying shit and I'd be like damn that nigga he right, because he was, but that was before the grief before the loss Before the grief before the loss.

Speaker 2:

But that's what I was going to say, like, if you look at Kanye, like you just subtract the ongoingness of his rants, right. But if you really listen to the context of a lot of things that he say, you'd be like yo, this nigga make perfect sense. But because the media want to like chastise this man and really like take him out of the way so we could.

Speaker 1:

But can you blame him because he always saying some wayward shit first before he gets his point.

Speaker 2:

He does, he do but that's what I'm saying. You gotta break down with the context of what he's saying. All that other shit that's gonna be Kanye. But if you listen to a lot of shit that he say, you're like yo. This nigga makes perfect sense.

Speaker 1:

And he did and we're agreeing with that. What I think it is. I think, kanye, if he work on his mental health and literally just deal with the grief, I think he should.

Speaker 2:

I think it'll come across better he should Kanye.

Speaker 1:

Still, every time he drop shit, the music he drop is you can tell he a genius because the music he drop is fire. I don't care what the shit he be saying, the music he drop is fire.

Speaker 3:

So we done. And the that he drops before he dropped the music that helps the record sales. Right, he's a genius.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, kanye's a genius.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he. I just want Kanye, this is if you ever watch this. I don't know if you're ever going to see this. I want you to work on your grief and just know that it's a work in progress.

Speaker 2:

Kanye's going to see this shit as soon as it come out. 2085.

Speaker 1:

I just want you to work on your grief. Kanye, you know, call me, we can talk about it. My brother, yeah, thanks.

Speaker 2:

But you know, by the time they see this shit, you're going to be dead and gone.

Speaker 1:

You're going to be dead Hashtag. Where's the video? Swish Damn.

Speaker 2:

Hashtag where's the video Swish my bad. Yeah, you're going to be gone. Yeah, you're gonna be gone.

Speaker 4:

You know what?

Speaker 2:

I'm saying he ain't gonna be Put the shit out.

Speaker 4:

Shit.

Speaker 2:

What would you do? You done.

Speaker 4:

Yeah, shit, okay, let's go.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know she was done Okay.

Speaker 1:

Learn your cues Nigga.

Speaker 4:

Learn your cues.

Speaker 1:

We was talking about Kanye and everything.

Speaker 4:

What would you do?

Speaker 2:

Alright, so what would you do? Here we go. So my, what would you do's you about to piss me off?

Speaker 1:

Disclaimer is always Piss and tear us off.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that too. It's always my accounts or somebody else's accounts, so this one is my account.

Speaker 1:

Your life is so fucked up, bro, huh.

Speaker 2:

No, it's a lot of fucked up shit.

Speaker 1:

And what the fuck do you be doing to be having all these? What would you do's for real? The viewers want to know. He's 40. He got 58 years of experience. He's 40.

Speaker 2:

That math don't add up though. What the fuck you talking about he 40. Girl man?

Speaker 1:

You know he's 40 plus 18, so Right, 40 plus 18. So 40 plus 18. We rounded up a bit, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Listen, it's all God's plan, man, you know God, he looked over me.

Speaker 1:

That's what. That's what niggas over 56 say. They always giving thanks to God. God brought me here, he gonna keep me here.

Speaker 2:

But uh, so this, what would you do, is my account, my account. What would you do? Shout out to this thing back in the day. It's called the chat line.

Speaker 1:

The chat line. That sounds like some freaky shit. Like you call in the chat line.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the chat line was popping back in my heyday. Hey, yo, like you call the chat line. Niggas had greetings and shit and you would go by greetings Like hi, I'm Sunshine. Next you click the button and go next. Like you, next soon you hear deep voice next yeah, did it?

Speaker 2:

oh, all right, this girl, all right, she's on, all right, yeah, you know. And they like all right, you press a button to connect. You're like you're connected by sunshine, whatever the fucking name is, but hey, what's up? You know, I'm saying yeah, so y'all is like, as you know, you're conversing, right, it's all you do. You're on a chat line and you, you talk into a chat, you get connected. And because you your main purpose, you're on a chat line and you talk into a chat, you get connected. And because your main purpose to get on a chat line was to link up with something, that was the main purpose of the chat line.

Speaker 1:

So what you do. You're like you're linking up with random people on the chat line. It's like an old school Tinder without the pictures. Without the pictures it's like you swipe, you swipe it, but you click it so you don't even know if this is really a girl.

Speaker 2:

You don't know who the fuck it is. You don't know who the fuck it is. To be fair, do you know in real life what the picture is?

Speaker 3:

That's true because a lot of cats are here now.

Speaker 2:

But you go on by the voice you talk in, you ask a question, you get to know a person over the phone. It's like a conversation that was randomly put together through the chat line, right? So if you do, you get connected, you're talking to a girl, whatever, and you're like all right, let's meet. You know, I'm saying I want to meet you. Okay, boom, meet me. Such and such, boom, boom. So when you're on the chat line, right, like me, I used to always give fake descriptions. How did your voice sound on there? I don't know. My name was on on Wave 360, brooklyn's finest.

Speaker 2:

Wave 360 is sick Because I had crazy waves back in the day. Crazy waves I used to. It ain't there now, that's that old nigga shit, but I used to have crazy waves back in the days. So that was my name. So who was?

Speaker 4:

it.

Speaker 2:

Huh.

Speaker 1:

Who was it?

Speaker 2:

Wave 360, Brooklyn's finest ayo, y'all already know who it is Brooklyn's finest.

Speaker 1:

At the end, is that your last name.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no, that's still my Yahoo name. I still get emails. Y'all already know who it is, it's your boy.

Speaker 3:

Waves360, brooklyn's finest you ain't never gonna be able to run for governor just go ahead and connect.

Speaker 1:

Press 1 to connect with me. Waves on swim. They gonna be like this nigga that blew up his mama car. Hell. No, he is not electing this nigga All right.

Speaker 2:

So what'd you do If you on a chat line, meet a chick like you you uh, you know linked up, and you, uh, you walk in, say you on the phone like all right, what you got on, like yeah, I got on such and such, I bet and you see her and you turn around and she ugly as fuck, like droopy ass, like fucked up. No.

Speaker 1:

Fucked up. What would you do? That was the first thing you said. That was the first thing he noted that droopy ass.

Speaker 2:

So what would you do at that point? Would you go talk to the? So what would you do at that point? Would you go talk to the girl or would you leave? What would you do at that point?

Speaker 1:

First thing I'd do is touch her face, see if I can push the eye.

Speaker 4:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

Just touch the face and be like push the eye, damn. We gonna get hated on by every demographic the disabled, the gays so forget about the midges y'all was just talking about wrestling midges, don't forget about that. I love the midges y'all said, y'all was gonna pick a man up, y'all pick up a little dude up that's what they said. Yeah, you know I love you listen let me be clear I love the girls?

Speaker 1:

okay, the gays. I love the gays. The girls love me, I love them. Okay, let's give it. So what'd you do? I told you what I'd do. Go to his eyes and see if I can hold it up or put sunglasses on him. What else was ugly? The eye wasn't the only thing that pissed you off. Like what else? Give me a full contact okay, so if she didn't have a messed up eye, would you have?

Speaker 2:

still talked to her. I'm asking y'all what would you do? We're going to get to that. We're asking you for context, so we can know if the nigga only had a droopy eye.

Speaker 1:

I'd put sunglasses on him and I'd keep it going.

Speaker 2:

I mean.

Speaker 1:

I'm not that mature she wasn't he's going to have to keep his sunglasses.

Speaker 2:

She wasn't fat. That's exactly what it was. She was a fat bitch. No, no, no, no. A fat bitch with a droopy eye From a fellow fat.

Speaker 1:

Just say that she wasn't fat, she just wasn't. I'm a fellow fat, so say that.

Speaker 2:

No, no, she just wasn't physically appealing.

Speaker 1:

What does that mean? Her appearance wasn't Her voice was fucking A1. That's why Everything else was.

Speaker 2:

D and minus.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, her body was not built, body was two.

Speaker 2:

She was fucked up. She was fucked up. Fucked up Droopy eyed. Fucked up. Ugly as fuck, fucked up.

Speaker 1:

When you say fucked up, are we talking like upside down Ice cream cone, or are we talking like refrigerator.

Speaker 2:

Upside down.

Speaker 1:

She was okay, upside down, oh she had big titties and in a small way she had big titties and little legs. She just fucked up.

Speaker 2:

She just fucked up.

Speaker 1:

I ain't gonna lie, that's switched.

Speaker 2:

So what would y'all do? I didn't know, I didn't know.

Speaker 1:

What? What'd y'all do? What'd y'all do? Get the microphone.

Speaker 2:

What'd you do?

Speaker 1:

Because I ain't going to lie. A nigga that got big ass, titties and small legs I would never. And there's niggas out here with birthing hips that got hips like they give birth and shit. I can't fuck with them. And ass for days, and ass for days. I can't fuck with niggas like that. A nigga with hips and ass, niggas out here shaking like a Coke bottle I cannot, I cannot Thank you, friend.

Speaker 2:

A nigga that's shaking like a Coke bottle can never get anything from me Somebody. What would you do?

Speaker 1:

She probably didn't see you either with that juvie ass eye Shit. No, it's not Shit. My bad, my bad, my bad, it's on, it's on. He couldn't keep it.

Speaker 4:

I Sometimes you just gotta see it through, man.

Speaker 2:

You hear me. Oh, so you would've still here.

Speaker 4:

I told you you gotta see it through. I'ma see what's to it. I'ma see what's to it. You hear me? I'm Deuce Bigelow. I don't know if everybody Ever seen that movie I'm Deuce Bigelow in real life. I'm a Bigelow, that's a Bigelow. They perfect. So they ain't perfect, you know, I don't know if everybody ever seen that movie. I'm a big galore in real life. I'm a big galore. I'm a big galore they perfect till they ain't perfect.

Speaker 2:

you know, damn, don't let that go over your head. That's crazy. This nigga fuck anything.

Speaker 1:

She might be the love of your life.

Speaker 4:

My fault.

Speaker 3:

I ain't even had a question. Can I have one more time please?

Speaker 2:

met a chick, sexy ass voice and then you met up with her, not met up with her. You was on the phone and when you saw her she was fucked up.

Speaker 1:

Fucked up. What do you mean? Fucked up she?

Speaker 2:

had a droopy ass.

Speaker 1:

She was built like an ice cream cone. She wasn't.

Speaker 2:

She just wasn't what the voice, was the voice. Had you open enough to meet the?

Speaker 1:

lady, the voice gave heavenly.

Speaker 2:

The body gave demon. Yeah, she was just fucked up, and your fucked up could be any version of fucked up. It could be what would you do?

Speaker 3:

She look attractive or she just hit everywhere? No, this fuck.

Speaker 4:

No, but you want to get a beer Like I don't know, Because there's nothing like that. You want to get a beer. Do you want to get a beer? I?

Speaker 2:

don't know, because there's nothing like that.

Speaker 1:

If you're looking like that, do you want to get a beer?

Speaker 3:

We in Charlotte, I will say yeah.

Speaker 2:

We'll get a beer. I'm gone. So let me tell you what I did. This is a true story.

Speaker 3:

It's your story. No, no, no.

Speaker 2:

So I'm on the phone with her right, you hit an ugly chick from your hood. No, the rest of her soul. That was the only ugly chick. I hit Jennifer. The rest of her soul. This is Charlotte, new York. This is New York, new York, yeah, new York.

Speaker 3:

East New York.

Speaker 1:

Yes, she dead, jennifer dead, she died.

Speaker 2:

Fulton, no shtunaz.

Speaker 1:

When you get to Heavenly.

Speaker 2:

Gates.

Speaker 1:

Jennifer going to be right there. She going to get your ass.

Speaker 2:

No.

Speaker 1:

Remember me, antoine the ugly one, jennifer going to play. I gave that story, I gave that one of you a story Jennifer is going to stand beside God and play this

Speaker 2:

episode man Right, she's like remember this, Antoine.

Speaker 4:

I didn't say nothing wrong.

Speaker 2:

Jennifer.

Speaker 1:

See, y'all hit the Dougie on it.

Speaker 3:

You hit the Dougie on this CEO.

Speaker 2:

Huh.

Speaker 3:

You hit the Dougie on this.

Speaker 2:

Ceo, oh Jennifer.

Speaker 3:

What was the story about?

Speaker 2:

Oh, no, no, Jennifer no.

Speaker 1:

CEO took her soul for real. I think, he kind of liked Jennifer.

Speaker 3:

He was sucking her toes and all that they going crazy CEO she's stuck on her toes and all that.

Speaker 1:

It's going crazy.

Speaker 2:

See, you're up to your soul, literally. No, I didn't even fuck her.

Speaker 3:

Damn, you killed her.

Speaker 2:

Because I couldn't get her looking at her face. Oh shit, God rest her soul. I shouldn't be saying this Is she alive? Yes, she's alive. Yes, Because she went to go to surgery to get her body straight, Because I mean constantly tell you ugly in your body, and she went to try to get a body fix and died, Damn. No, that's not funny bro. That ain't funny bro. That's not funny bro. Don't do that, Don't do that that's not funny.

Speaker 1:

It was the hat drop.

Speaker 2:

No funny. Yo, I'm sorry, we can't do this. I'm not. So what happened?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what happened with the chat launch? Okay, so this is what happened. I'm on the phone, I ain't gonna lie. I'm still laughing at Jennifer.

Speaker 2:

Rest in peace, stop.

Speaker 1:

Rest in peace, jennifer, stop, stop, we're not laughing at the fact that she died, we're laughing at the fact that you said you couldn't get hard because you kept looking at her face.

Speaker 2:

I couldn't, because she had all this powder and shit on.

Speaker 1:

I couldn't do that shit. You're not making it, no better.

Speaker 2:

No, really, y'all got to stop. Y'all niggas got to stop Jennifer family going to sue us.

Speaker 1:

Stop, stop, stop. Cease and desist will be on our desk 8 am tomorrow, over.

Speaker 2:

No, stop, stop. Alright, let me get through this shit. This is crazy, so, so I'm reenacting. This is the phone. So I'm like yo, where you at. She's like, yeah, yeah, I'm standing. I'm standing by the pizza shop on the train, so I'm like what you got on. She was like, yeah, I got a pink shirt. I'm like, look at this bitch. I'm like this bitch. So she's like what you got on. I'm like, yeah, I got a black shirt. You know I'm just lying, so I walk right by the bitch. I'm like, yeah, I'm on the phone. Like, yeah, uh-huh, goddamn you ugly, you ugly bitch. So she was like where you at. I'm like, nigga, I'm right beside you. She's like where is she at? I'm looking at her. I'm right there, look at her. She's like where. I'm like, right here. I'm right here beside you. I got the black shirt on. I'm looking at this bitch.

Speaker 4:

I'm like yo. This bitch is ugly as fuck, Yikes.

Speaker 1:

It's just like I just got looking left and right trying to figure out what the hell you was.

Speaker 4:

Because I'm an asshole.

Speaker 1:

See, I'm lying. I'm lying like fuck. I got a black shirt on and he walking past me.

Speaker 2:

I walk right past her, you got tears and tears Right in her face, like I'm walking by. I'm like, yeah, yeah, she's like I got a black shirt on. I'm looking at the mirror like it's me.

Speaker 1:

She's walking by, she's like no, it's not that nigga. No, it's not that nigga.

Speaker 2:

She's looking. She's like where, where, where. I'm like I got a black shirt on, right there next to you, walking by the mirror. I'm like yo. I'm like, listen, I gotta, I'm gonna call you right back. I'm gonna call you right back. I swear to God, I'm gonna call you right back. I'm right here, I'm gonna call you right back. I walk right by right like say she right here, I'm like this I walk right by.

Speaker 1:

I was like he gonna tell you I got a black pair his place. I got on a white Adidas shirt and some gray jeans cause, reminded earlier, I said yo.

Speaker 2:

You know, I was like yo, I had to describe what it got on. I never described what I got on.

Speaker 4:

I was smarter than that.

Speaker 2:

I'm like yo you ain't gonna try to run up on me and say, hey, hey, I'm the girl from the chat line. Nah, nigga, you can't do that. So I walked right by her, you ugly. Her eye was fucked up. I was like yo.

Speaker 1:

I, I was like yo, I was like yo, Yo watch this. She looking like she, looking like where. This nigga at Eyes, looking both ways, searching for you. I'm like bruh.

Speaker 2:

I can't yo she couldn't see you clearly.

Speaker 1:

That's why her eye was drooling.

Speaker 4:

So she couldn't even believe you.

Speaker 2:

Like I ain't see this nigga. He said he had a black shirt on. Nine niggas walked by me. I don't know he could have been lying. I came free. Yeah, bitch, I walked right by your ass, oh my God, and I'm on the phone like this, walking right by her, Like, yeah, I got a black shirt on. I did exactly what I did. I was like, yeah, I got a black shirt on walking.

Speaker 1:

We on the phone. Besides, and you know what, this shit not really that funny, because I'm laughing because niggas really not shit bro, no niggas will really do that. Men are not shit Like niggas will. Really do you like that? And that girl probably been questioning her whole life. Why did that nigga ever do?

Speaker 2:

this. I think she still called me today because I still get a 718 call. It's probably her.

Speaker 1:

Oh my God, Ain't no way like you still there bitch 45 years, you still got them butt pics on niggas, not niggas really aren't shit, ladies be careful.

Speaker 2:

So I was about to. What would you do? You know what would you do if you met some chick on the chat line, or females? You met some nigga on the chat line and you went up and you called them and you know, when you saw them they didn't even look like you know. So what would you do?

Speaker 1:

You are so fucking diabolical bro.

Speaker 2:

I ain't shit. I haven't been shit since 1982. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1:

Damn.

Speaker 2:

I'm sorry 1942, damn, nigga I said 82, nigga I thought you said 42. Shit, they got to be dead. Hold it, I'll be with Gandhi, nigga.

Speaker 1:

I can't breathe because niggas really ain't shit and I'm just thinking like damn, that bitch really thought he wasn't right there, he walking past her ass in a black shirt. She's probably like now. I know this. Nigga just said he was beside me, but I don't see him.

Speaker 3:

That nigga was Yo shit, she probably was.

Speaker 1:

By the time she got up to that nigga, probably halfway to the damn subway and shit.

Speaker 2:

You should have saw her looking too. She looking like where, where you at Right beside you, she's like where I don't see nobody behind. I'm walking right by her looking at her face like bitch, you, ugly, you ain't shit.

Speaker 1:

You ain't shit. I ain't All right. All right, what's up? T, I'm back. I haven't done an X-Terrace in a couple weeks. Last week they pissed me off so bad I couldn't do one. It's a common denominator with this podcast pissing me the fuck off so clearly. I just need to quit this shit. No, it's just. When you down there, it's really humbly, it is very humbly.

Speaker 3:

It's a humbling experience, honestly, I think we should switch.

Speaker 1:

I think I should sit in the middle and then See I should sit right there.

Speaker 2:

No, that just throws it off it doesn't throw us off. It throws the symmetry off. Why? Because you're not that tall nigga In the middle. I'm the only nigga here and the female's on the opposite end I don't know, the baby oil got you looking different today. Huh.

Speaker 1:

The CEO-ler. All right hey. So, X-Tarys this is the one from last week was really. It was an ex-terrace, but it was like a scenario, so it's kind of like a what would you do? But just like what would you like for real, what would y'all really do? Okay, so the scenario is this this homegirl is dating this guy and you know the guy has a kid, the guy you know.

Speaker 2:

They've been dating for a while, like almost a year and a half, two years, and the son graduated preschool.

Speaker 1:

Um. Congratulations to him. Yep, graduated preschool. Um. So during the preschool graduation, baby mama was there. Um, family was there, girlfriend was everything. Um, dad and the girlfriend took a picture together no touching or anything like that, just a regular picture with their son. Like this. Everybody, just cool Girlfriend got on social media and did a viral Not a viral video, a live video on social media. How she felt betrayed. She felt like he ain't shit. She felt like why would you do that? And you disrespecting me, and I was there, yeah like with the baby mama.

Speaker 1:

Why would you disrespect me like that? I was there and so the comments did not go the way she thought it was going to go. The comments didn't go, so I got in the comments. I was like, sis, you need to stop this here by then. So she said she felt disrespected because she was like y'all not together, we together, why wasn't I in the picture? Why didn't you ask me to take a picture with your son? So she said what would she asked me? She said, terrence, would you have done something differently? So I held on to that and I wanted to answer this out loud so she could see this. You stupid as fuck.

Speaker 4:

Oh yeah, you stupid ass that's his child's mother, like you know.

Speaker 1:

So me personally, I typically don't date men with kids, right, because of shit like this. But if I did date a man with kids, why am I upset that the man took a picture with the child's mother? That's not my fucking kid, and I probably don't want a picture with that kid, no way. You know, I'm saying just in case we break up, I don't want to catch no feelings, he only catch some feelings. You know I'm saying so, you stupid as hell. For one, I looked at the picture, y'all. The picture is literally like this sun in the middle right. Lean in a little bit. This is the picture. Nobody's doing this, or we're not holding weights, we're not, we're just like. That's how the picture was y'all. They wasn't even touching each other, they were like catacornered from the shoulders of the son. It's given she want to be the baby mama.

Speaker 2:

Like yeah, probably.

Speaker 1:

And, when y'all know it, her friends and family, her friends and family was on the video comment and was like yeah, you right, da, da, da da, yes, ma'am, and they all wrong. Like what is she right about? About this, since you not right, you not?

Speaker 2:

right, okay, what is the age of this?

Speaker 1:

Oh, so he is 29 and she's 27.

Speaker 2:

Okay, that somehow explains it. No, you older than him 27?

Speaker 1:

No, you old as hell, because at 27, no, come on you should have.

Speaker 3:

There's no way you're telling me you got mad because he took a picture with his baby mom and his kid on graduation day.

Speaker 1:

It would be different if they was at fucking Great Wolf Lodge in bathing suits, sliding down the rails together. Even if they was taking a picture like that at Great Wolf Lodge, my thing is they did not touch. Now if he got his hand around the waist and he rubbing on her, taking a picture like this. Yeah, I'm mad, I'm mad as fuck, but they were not and you were there, yeah. So why didn't you address it with that man Then, or either with the baby mama, and why did you take it to social media?

Speaker 2:

And I'm going to come from a nigger's perspective.

Speaker 1:

Oh wow, Leave her.

Speaker 2:

It's not going to work. Because if she's like that with the mother of your child, just imagine if you was to just go out and you mind your own business and a woman just casually come up to you and just ask you a question and somebody that the girl knows, hey, your boyfriend said she's going to go and make it a whole different story. Women like that, leave, yeah, leave it alone. There's too much women out here to be dealing with that shit. Just go, leave the fuck alone. Bye-bye, goodbye. That's my mother and my child, yeah, and that's my son or baby, there's a boy.

Speaker 2:

There's a boy Like if we had an outing and it's something that we both there for a accomplishment or achievement or something like that, and then there is no, why would you get upset? If you get upset, then something's wrong with you. Then I gotta go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, to add more tea to this, um, the boyfriend got on social media and responded back. Oh shit, I know the girl, not the dude Boyfriend got on social media and responded back and was like you know, this is all. This is fucked up that you did this. You're out of social media, you? You know I don't say nothing when your baby daddy come in the house.

Speaker 4:

That we live in, you have to say that it's giving.

Speaker 1:

It's cool when I Yo, baby daddy, come in the house that we live in, don't speak, mean, mug me. Oh see, he need to be mad about that. Take his kid and walk out, and then only see him every other three to five months, oh but. I'm taking care of your kids, oh. I'm telling you. That's literally what.

Speaker 2:

I got from the situation.

Speaker 1:

It's cool when I do it. But it's a problem when you do it, because I feel like if the shoe was on the other foot and she was taking the picture and he would have said he got, she would have said are you jealous of this nigga? What you hating on him for? So why are you doing it? To like what? What's the difference?

Speaker 1:

that's crazy moral of the story is everything y'all said. I told her this and I let her know about herself and good job, job. She blocked me, oh, and she said I'm houdini bitch, you go. And then the next status was poof, I don't give a fuck about now bitches that be on social media thinking they doing something with little radio shows and shit. I meant what I said, oh not the shade because we can get it real shady in this. Motherfucker. What's that? What's the instagram? Drop it on facebook. Facebook. What's?

Speaker 1:

the facebook page I'm gonna send it to Switch so you can post it.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you need to put that on. You need to put it on. You can hate mail here Ain't no hate mail. Fuck you bitch.

Speaker 1:

Damn Put your little radio show and that's on our big radio show. Ho, that should be the title of this thing. Little radio show, Little Lil' Radio is crazy Lil' Radio. Yeah, oh, she was pissed. She was pissed.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're going to get it. We're going to get our Facebook name.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I'm going to send a screenshot. She was pissed, hey, I'll never forget when my brother was dating this girl when he was in high school. She got mad at my mama one time and she wrote on Facebook I hate flight attendants and my mama is a flight attendant. I hate. Oh, that's my nigga from the Giants. He the Raiders coach Damn. He. Look like Steve Smith. Oh, you about to be a Raiders fan now? Oh, no, that's Steve Smith, that's not. I said he look like Steve Smith. Yeah, he look like.

Speaker 2:

Steve Smith, antonio Piz he, the coach for the Raiders. Oh shit, that's crazy. Yeah, he look like Steve Smith, though. Oh A, oh shit that's crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, he even likes these nicks, though. Oh A lot.

Speaker 2:

That's crazy, but that's nasty work, you know, because there's no way you can talk and you have that Situation going on In your household. You know, like I said, it's some insecurities or something going on With that girl. You just gotta let it go, bro. She's sick.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 2:

Let her go, gotta go. Okay, give her the mic Her eye look a little droopy too.

Speaker 1:

That might be a droopy eye bitch.

Speaker 2:

You know what?

Speaker 1:

I was about to say it's given.

Speaker 2:

Is that a story.

Speaker 1:

It's given.

Speaker 2:

Gil.

Speaker 1:

Party it's given. It sounds like she did, or almost did, something with her baby daddy and before she got caught she tried to flip the switch. But instead of doing that, you threw your whole relationship relationship down the drain.

Speaker 3:

That's what it sounds like to me too.

Speaker 1:

I don't know her that deep. She's just one of those people that you know, you just meet. You add people on social media and y'all just become like social media friends. So she was just one of those people, so it don't really hurt me that she bought me or that I'm, and I don't give a fuck. But now you embarrassed. So from what I know, all the lives were taken down. I I don't know, but I'm going to screenshot it that way we can because people don't like to hear the truth like you said, they had.

Speaker 2:

Yes, people she was gloating over that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, everybody agree with me when somebody say give me the real oh no you hate it all that, nah, it's just the real fuck it. My bad, I didn't mean to cut you off, but I was about to say it's given to that they family got niggas in their lives that do what they supposed to do.

Speaker 2:

That's why people want all the women in your family to be single. Yeah, it's getting bitter. What'd you got? What's your story?

Speaker 4:

I'm about to say that my baby daddy girlfriend is the same way. When we had my son's birthday party, he wouldn't post a picture of me and him and my son together because she would get mad. But then she'll go on social media and post a picture of them two together with my son, thinking they're a family.

Speaker 2:

That's nasty work.

Speaker 1:

They still together.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's nasty work. You want me?

Speaker 1:

to beat that bitch up. What's her name? I still got it. Is she in New Orleans?

Speaker 4:

No, she here, she from Philly, but she's from Philly, she gonna stab my ass.

Speaker 1:

We're gonna have to go with some Glocks with that bitch.

Speaker 4:

I don't know, she gonna spit out a fucking razor blade. She gonna be like oh yeah, bitch.

Speaker 1:

Listen, I will beat a bitch up, but it's a couple bitches. I don't fuck with Baltimore ain't fucking with you.

Speaker 4:

Baltimore ain't fucking with you, I go toe-to-toe with a bunch of bitches, but I ain't fucking with a Philly bitch. Philly bitches do not care.

Speaker 1:

Chicago bitches. Either yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fucking with Chicago bitches either They'll put on that, on you quick, oh god, you say bitch pop, pop, pop and bitches from Compton. You don't fuck with bitches from Compton. Them niggas real live game members.

Speaker 2:

They not like us, they are not like us. Hey, we going to karaoke today. You gonna going to come join us?

Speaker 1:

No, I saw y'all karaoke videos last week or the other week. Come join us. First of all, don't you ever get up there again. What y'all was at no no 101? First of all, you know what song they did? Piss me off. What Empire State of Mind.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what's wrong with that song?

Speaker 1:

That's some New York. Nigga shit, not from New York.

Speaker 2:

I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1:

Why y'all ain't do no like Lil Wayne, or something?

Speaker 2:

Because she's from New York. I know why would I do that? I don't know that song.

Speaker 1:

Nobody want to get up there and do Empire State of Mind Got her doing it. I bet you was up there looking like Lil Mama.

Speaker 2:

No, no no, hov and Alicia.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

She was now. If they would have did the Dodge version, I would have been really crying, speaking of Lil.

Speaker 1:

Mamas. A random side note this is a side quest me and um, me and Kim was at the house. Shout out to the Hoochies and the Hoochies only me and Kim was at the house last Friday watching um movies and just kind of hanging out and shit. We watched that movie with um, lil Mama and Lance Gross.

Speaker 3:

The Felicia Blakely story.

Speaker 1:

The mama thought she was an actor.

Speaker 4:

She thought she ate.

Speaker 1:

Y'all go watch that that shit on Tubi. She thought she ate with that shit. But that story, that story that was told, though that true story, was wild. She got with this nigga and then the nigga was like, the nigga was like a pimp or something Like a fake pimp and he made her kill like four people.

Speaker 2:

Little Mama killed four people.

Speaker 1:

In the movie.

Speaker 2:

yeah, okay, that's stay on Tubi that nigga will never make the day of his life.

Speaker 1:

It wasn't a bad movie, though, but it was just like.

Speaker 2:

Nigga that shit on Tubi, nigga.

Speaker 1:

Tubi be having some good movies. Shout out to the Assistant. I watched that the other day. It's over man.

Speaker 2:

But y'all man it.

Speaker 1:

Hear me out. Yes, what if we went on Tubi and did a radio show? No, no, no. Tubi has this movie called Abortion and I watched it three times because it's so fucking confusing. So the movie is about this African lady that comes to America for a better life. She's living with her aunt. Her aunt kicked her out.

Speaker 1:

So she's going to live with this co-worker Co-worker is the evil lady. She don't live with this co-worker Co-worker is the evil lady. She don't know it, the mind you. Now this lady came from Africa so she's not legal. She pays. She tells her co-worker, slash roommate. The situation the lady's like I know a guy, Give me 10, give me $10,000 and I can get you a car. So I don't have $10,000. So the guy who lawyer, comes over to the house to talk to her about her case. But then the next scene is switch over to them being in a relationship and they just having sex all the time. She done got pregnant by the lawyer and it's supposed to abort this baby whole time. She got a whole husband in Africa, right?

Speaker 2:

That's what they all do, just keep watching.

Speaker 1:

That's what I said. I had to watch the movie three times to actually even understand this shit. She aborts the baby times to actually even understand this shit. She aborts the baby not at a hospital. She goes to another lady that this roommate she's staying with, right, it's crazy, it's really a horrible movie, but that this is my point the fuck. She goes to this lady who does abortions in her house. The lady also does bbls, but like the ass versions putting cement in people's ass, like with the shots, right. So the lady goes to have this abortion. The abortion doesn't take because the baby is a devil baby and the baby comes back and haunts her in her dreams, or so she thought. But everybody that was connected to her having this abortion, the baby going to kill the baby going to kill her. But it's like a fetus on an umbilical cord coming at her coochie when she's asleep, killing people.

Speaker 3:

This is what I'm mad at.

Speaker 1:

It's a horrible movie. I tell y'all what Y'all. Go watch it. This is why I'm all support for abortions. But this is why some of y'all bitches got to stop killing these babies, because they're going to come back and haunt y'all ass. That is a haunted pussy.

Speaker 3:

So this is what I'm mad at. This is what I'm mad at. I'm not mad that 2B got this low-budget, terrible-ass story. I'm not mad at that at all. It's a story for everybody. What I'm mad at, and I'm getting more and more angry at it.

Speaker 1:

It's called abort.

Speaker 3:

Three fucking times.

Speaker 1:

Because? Because, no, no, no, no, you're right. No. Because Three times. How long was the movie? How long was this shit? An hour and ten minutes. And let me justify it Three times is sick.

Speaker 4:

Okay, let me justify it. Three hours and fucking 30 minutes in your fucking life.

Speaker 1:

Let me justify it. Because the first time I watched it I watched it while I was at work, so I didn didn't really pay attention, so I didn't understand the movie. I'm like what the fuck is going on. So I went back home that same day and watched it, fully paying attention. I was like what the fuck is going on so I stopped. I came back like three days later, got high. I was like, yeah, this movie is terrible. I would have never came back the third day I had to order.

Speaker 2:

Second when I got home, I went to the first day after the first 30 seconds. What the fuck is this shit? It's off. If the movie don't catch me in the first minute, I'm cutting off, off.

Speaker 1:

Off. Wow, shout out to Tubi man.

Speaker 2:

You sat there and watched that shit three hours. Yeah, I can't wait. It's actually called Abort.

Speaker 1:

I can't wait to direct the movie to put on Tubi. I think we should do it. We can direct a movie now.

Speaker 2:

This is a movie for Tubi right now. Just run the tape Right. Let's put that shit, submit it.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to beat your ass to submit it on Tubi. We should do live reenactments of what would you do and put that shit on Tubi. Yeah, oh, like how they be doing the Chappelle show Chappelle show.

Speaker 2:

That's how we should do it.

Speaker 1:

If you should be asking I should have had me weak. What would you do? What would you do If you call a chat line up in New York City and you get the sexy tender voice of?

Speaker 2:

the thing Yo, let me tell you, man, but then you show up and she looks like a Demogorgon in person. Yo, the chat line was popping. Shout out to my nigga Snoop. He used to be called a Macy Kid because he worked at Macy's and shit. So his a Macy kid cause he work at Macy's and shit. So his name was the Macy kid. It's the name yo what do you have named? It's the name yo. We had crazy names on there crazy like yo. Yo used to be in the crib like you.

Speaker 1:

It was the biggest thing when he was connected, so all of y'all was in one house on chat lines yeah, sometimes we'd get on the phone you having phone sex no it's not phone sex.

Speaker 2:

You get on the chat line. So I'm like I'm on one phone and then he be on the phone in my mom's room and I have it for my mom.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I'm not sure if I should say your mom's be on the phone. I was about to say yeah mama's too.

Speaker 2:

So you get on there, and then that'd be the greatest thing when they be like hello, that's what they'd be like hello, Like yo, what up, what up.

Speaker 1:

They don't even know you're talking to a white nigga in Queens in this basement. They don't even know, Like yo, what's in there.

Speaker 2:

They'd be like sometimes you be talking like click, you be disconnected bye, like all this bitch fucking disconnected me. Fuck you bitch, I was just about to say so can they decline you Chat line was crazy crazy crazy.

Speaker 1:

You know they ever bring that shit back. Now It'd be so messy. First of all, how much was the chat line? It was free, Free.

Speaker 2:

Free call. How was they getting paid? I don't know, it was a free call. Just niggas all across the world, wherever See y'all probably didn't know. It probably had premium features.

Speaker 1:

Nah, it wasn't, it was on night in, like early 2000s.

Speaker 3:

Chat with girls now Call 1-800-HOT-GIRLS. Chat with girls in your area.

Speaker 1:

I just want to talk to you.

Speaker 2:

Hi, I'm Summer.

Speaker 1:

I'm a mamie and I just want to talk to you Chat line got nine niggas through high school in my days. Y'all nasty as fuck.

Speaker 3:

I'm so confused, so nasty Chat line.

Speaker 2:

Let's end this shit.

Speaker 3:

I'm going to get the number no girls in the high school to talk to.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, we was doing that too, so they had to go get the imaginary one.

Speaker 2:

No, just Crazy I'm sorry, waves. My bad and I pulled him. But the chat line was just. The chat line was just. Who you laughing at? Huh, laughing at my name. Hey yo, what's up? My name? Wade 360, brooklyn's finest. Yes, you know what? I'm going to show y'all a picture.

Speaker 1:

I would decline that shit oh hell, no, I would never decline that shit, and you know what it. It can remind me of a MySpace page. Your whole face wasn't even in that picture, it was just your hand. I know how niggas used to be, or it could be him with the hat, but he doing like this.

Speaker 2:

I know how niggas used to be. I never used to wear hats in high school because my waves I'm coming wearing no hat and my waves is crazy Wave 360. Never going to wear no hats.

Speaker 3:

It's the sickest world I'm planet name too.

Speaker 2:

No, my black planet name was um. What was my black planet name?

Speaker 4:

That's so old.

Speaker 2:

I forgot what my black planet name was Wave 365. That's how I put my ex-wife on a black planet. I had a picture of my waves spinning. I was on a chair in high school like this I had to go on the right side because the waves on that side was kicking. You know what I'm saying Pulling them. Let me send you a picture. I sent him that same picture.

Speaker 1:

When did you, when did you graduate high school? 2000, damn, and with that. This is your girl Terrence. I'm scripting. This is your girl Trap. See ya, this your boy Silver Clay 2000. Nigga was on that chat line With a beeper on his hip. Hey, huh.

Speaker 2:

A beeper on your fucking hip? No, I never had a beeper, I had a sidekick.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I used to have one Sidekick was popping and the next sale. I used to have the next sale.

Speaker 2:

The chirp was crazy. What I used to be chirping, chirping away.

Speaker 1:

That's what. As we end this, that's what Swish be uploading Our videos on the sidekick. The sidekick, alright, we'll see y'all Next week. Where's the video? Swish, ha yeah.

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