Noadvisory Podcast
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Noadvisory Podcast
Behind the Banter: Love, Loss, and Laughter
What happens when a podcast goes off the rails with laughter, pranks, and unexpected stories? Join Trap Syd and Taris unscripted as we turn our latest episode into a rollercoaster of hilarity and heart. We kick things off with updates on our upcoming EP and some cheeky banter about our CEO's mysterious disappearance. From TikTok shoutouts to planning a fantasy football draft, we're serving up the fun with our signature wit. Plus, don't miss our playful roasting of online critics and our bubbling excitement for Beyoncé’s 43rd birthday and her new liquor commercial—we're bringing the bottle to our next show!
But it's not all laughs as we take a moment to honor Damon Wayans’ 63rd birthday and appreciate his legendary role in "My Wife and Kids." We also touch on light-skinned Keisha’s journey into motherhood and celebrate Cardi B and Offset's son turning two. The tone shifts dramatically as we discuss a harrowing story from Louisiana involving a tragic family incident. This conversation opens up tough questions about juvenile crime and its impact on the Black community, highlighting the complexity and rarity of such events.
As the episode winds down, we dive into some intense and thought-provoking discussions. We critically examine police training, mourn the loss of the iconic Fatman Scoop, and share a mix of humorous and heartfelt personal stories. Ever dealt with a drunk partner peeing in bed? We’ve got you covered, discussing empathy, embarrassment, and second chances. We also navigate the complexities of interfaith relationships, especially when one partner is converting to Islam. Finally, we wrap up with some wild, uncensored chatter about the hypothetical sexual prowess of Buster Rams and an unforgettable encounter with Method Man. It’s a lively, unfiltered conversation you won’t want to miss!
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I'm gonna make my bed on the beat Trap seed on the beat. But y'all know I ain't gonna wrap it up. Yeah, let's get it, me and my gang. We up in the yeah Tia. You already know who it is. It's your girl, tia McLean. Hey, yo, it's your girl Trap Seed. It's Tia's unscripted. Hey yo, it's your girl Trapsy. It's Tara Sanskrit. The personality switch is immaculate. She is Charlotte's most dangerous number one podcast. It's your girl, tia McLean. And I hear me do it. You got to slouch down the chair. You know you're short Like a little leprechaun. Brooklyn, you little bitty.
Speaker 1:Listen. Our CEO is not here today. He got that shit. So let's wish him better and don't ask us what shit it is, because we don't know. You know what I'm saying. Niggas in the comments are going to be like damn what he got, like all them stories he be telling they're caught up to him. What would you do? Make sure y'all like subscribe on youtube. Make sure you hit us up on facebook.
Speaker 1:We're on instagram. We're on twitter. We're on tiktok. We're on black people meet. We're on bebo. We're on myspace. We're on tagged. We're on christian mingle, we're not on.
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Speaker 1:So, yes, we are here, it's ladies night, it's ladies night, and I feel it's right. And it's ladies night. Oh, what a night. I like that. God damn it. Friend. Hey, this album gonna be fire. I swear to God, make sure y'all get ready.
Speaker 1:Me and Sig got an album coming out, more like an EP I'm gonna say an EP for real and it's that we got heavy hitters. We got heavy hitters. I hate this. Damn this damn draft. Alright, y'all, I don't know, football season has started. By the time y'all watch this football season will have started. Fantasy draft get into our draft. No, advisory draft starts tomorrow. I'm hoping to whoop niggas ass. Alright, I'm gonna. You know what I'm saying. There might be a prize at the end and if it is, it's for me, for me and me too.
Speaker 1:It's weird. See, I'm not here. We can't talk shit to his ass. I know, I feel like we should facetime with me and but then. But then I feel like I feel like he gonna say yeah, we had to hang up on him. Yeah, let's do that towards the end of the show. Okay, we gotta hang up on him.
Speaker 1:Shout out to y'all on tiktok that's been tuning in, and shout out to y'all bitch ass niggas on tikt been talking shit. I love it. And let me just say this I don't care how famous we get, we will always see the comments and respond. So just tread lightly in them, comments, because y'all be thinking, y'all eating and y'all be throwing up. I keep telling y'all. My tagline is I'm the viral comment. Hoe, okay, period, talk about it. Fuck this night.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, that was another one went crazy, though, when I called that girl manny fresh. Yeah, she looked like a stunkle, yo, a stunkle is crazy, a statty is crazy too. She looked like manny fresh for real, with a low cut. So I called her manny fresh, but she was like oh you funny. I was like yeah, real, fucking funny. I don't think she responded either, did she? No, she didn't respond because she knew better. Yeah, neither. Neither did the nigga with the tight ass pants on. He got yeast infection. And he didn't respond either. You probably had to go get the yeast infection checked out.
Speaker 1:None of them respond. I don't know why Niggas talk shit to us but do not respond, and I don't like that. I think they think that we not gonna respond Because most people don't respond. That's what makes us great. You don't eat your ass up. Y'all better ask that nigga. You gonna eat your ass up. Y'all better ask that nigga in the shipping containers. Yo, I responded to him. The shipping container era and that nigga. You know what? That nigga was so pressed and bothered. He was so pressed and bothered he made me a whole highlight on Instagram with me. In it he said he was gonna send his goons. Got lost In that shipping container.
Speaker 1:Ah, oh shit, go ahead and see if I can start. All right, go ahead and say it. You know how I like y'all to say it. All right, we got Hot Topics with Chubby. I like him to say my name like that yeah, recipe. So, oh, that's see, y'all not here. So I feel like we're going to know all these people today. Yay, hey, siri, first up on god's green earth. We got miss.
Speaker 1:Beyonce knows carter, she turned 43. Shout out to the beehive. And the beehive only because we are, you know, the greatest. We are the bar. Shout out to beyonce.
Speaker 1:Giselle knows carter, it's her birthday. It's my bitch's birthday and she just dropped that commercial for that new liquor she got and I'm going to buy that bottle and bring it to us. We're going to drink it. It's probably like an $80 bottle, but fuck it, you know what I'm saying. And that's bought to you by the Charlotte President Chapter of Beehive.
Speaker 1:Yes, hello, she's so serious, I'm so serious. Okay, that whiskey look like. Yeah, you know, get you there. Yeah, you know, sometimes it make you feel like a Twinkie. You like that one, I like that one, you like that one? Or a Toaster Strudel Nah, I like the Twinkies. Alright, pastry Talk with Tears New segment Coming soon.
Speaker 1:Nah, shut up, beyonce. Oh, you was about to say something nasty. No, it wasn't going to be nasty, it was just going to be nothing. We'll talk about it afterwards. We'll talk about it. It's a red flag Friday topic, actually Red flag Fridays coming soon. But, yeah, shout out, beyonce, it's her birthday. I love that woman. 43 years in this world, it has given us hit after hit. 43 years in this world, it has given us hit after hit.
Speaker 1:You know a question that was on Twitter what is Beyonce's best era? Damn, that's hard. I can't choose. What's her bad era? That's the question. What's the better question? My favorite era so far not gonna lie, renaissance was like the favorite era. I feel like in Renaissance she didn't give a fuck what she was doing. She was just saying shit, yeah, that shit. And I love that shit part, because that's what these rappers be saying all the time. Y'all favorite rappers just be getting on the mic and say shit Like so, fuck it. I think I kind of like the Dangerous Land Love era too, though.
Speaker 1:Really, yeah, that was like ride or die era. Exactly, that's when I ain't done no better. I was riding and dying, riding and dying, riding and dying, damn, going to jail and shit. No, I never went to jail, no, no, no, I wasn't that damn stupid Riding and dying. See, it's all you ladies out there that ride or die for your niggas. Stop it that. Try to get on fatal attraction. Stop it, yeah, stop it, stop it. It ain't worth it. Oh, shout out to kim, because kim be having me watching fatal attraction and that shit's so fucking scary, bro, why cuz people do some weird ass shit for love?
Speaker 1:Have you seen the little girl on facebook, on facebook reels, that react? She do like the remake of them videos. It's a little black girl, yo, she is so cute I forgot her name. But make sure y'all go watch that little girl video. She be killing it. Yeah, they be having some fucked up ass wigs on that. Shit too. I need a lot. They do fuck the bad wigs, they just be doing a lot of wild shit. Child, all right, who's up next? I saw the beyonce. I'm sorry. Happy birthday, beyonce.
Speaker 1:We got damon waynes. He's turning 63. Damon, his fine ass. He the finest waynes, honestly, yeah, he the finest waynes, I mean. And his son, yeah, he the finest Wayans, I mean. I ain't gonna lie to you, damn, he. Funny as fuck. My wife and kids is a classic. I still watch my wife and kids. When he called Junior a gay insect for having them suck glass, damn, yo, yo. He said what I look like? Daddy said I look like a gay insect and all I see when people have them sunglasses on, I be like, damn, look at Junior Gay insect. Oh, my God. Yeah, no, damon Wayans is definitely the funniest Wayans to me. Love him. Yeah, I'm 64. He don't even look 64 for real, no, 63. 63? Yeah, damn. And he got grandkids and shit. I still hit. Oh, okay, oh Okay.
Speaker 1:Up next, light-skinned Keisha. She turned 29. Okay, happy birthday, keisha. Yep, I ain't heard no new music from her in a while so I forgot about her Because she had that baby. Oh, that's right With Coco. Mm-hmm, I think the baby just turned seven months. Damn See, looking at these niggas falling off and having babies. It's crazy. Can't trap me All right.
Speaker 1:Up next Wave Set, cephas, offset. And Cardi B's son. He turned two today. Oh, that name is crazy. Wave is not the, it's the last name. It sound like a um, cephas, an antibiotic. His middle name is Cep. Wave Set, cephas, wave Set, cephas is crazy. Alright, I'll go with it. Wave, shout out Cardi. I love Cardi, I love Wave, not so much set.
Speaker 1:We don't fuck with Offset right now. We don't. No, we don't fuck with Offset right now. You cheater, you're a cheater. I don't like that friend, I don't like that.
Speaker 1:It's a quiet studio tonight. It is very quiet studio, y'all ain't gonna lie to y'all. We used to usually have a lot of people in here and I used to get irritated at that shit. Right Now, it's weird without them. We need that noise, we need the noise man. We need the random jump-ins. We're all alone. This is why we don't record without people, man, because listen, this shit, right here, there's no banter, there's no banter, there's no pull up, there's no, none of that. But you know what? The realest nigga in the room just walked in Sneeze With the knees. Sneeze with the knees is crazy. All right, what else you got on your topic? I know you have some topics for me. Yeah, all these topics sad as fuck, so fuck. So let's run through them.
Speaker 1:Number one louisiana town mayor and his daughter was killed by an 11 year old this weekend. Damn, um, the louisiana mayor. He was the mayor of menden, louisiana. He was 82 years old. His daughter was 31 years old. He was the longtime city councilman and interim mayor of menden, louisiana.
Speaker 1:Damn, and he was shot by this 11-year-old in the house and they said that the 11-year-old is related to both of them. So there is no motive as to why he did it. They don't know why. Accidental, no, it was accidental. Oh, it was on purpose. And they actually said I wrote it down because I was like I don't know how y'all like to get in the comments, I like to tussle, but the boy was actually questioned at the house with a legal guardian, obviously by police, um, and he gave them a story. He was then taken down to the police station by that same guardian where he confessed to everything, and the story he gave when he confessed made a lot more sense to what they actually saw at the crime scene. Yeah, um. So he was arrested on two counts of first-degree murder. He was held on a $500,000 bond. Now, remember, he is 11 years old. So the first thing that they have to decide is if they're going to try him as an adult or try him as a minor.
Speaker 1:Damn, I mean, that's sad. Damn, that's sad as fuck. I hate to ask this question. He was black. Oh hell lord, god damn, they was all black. I hate to ask that question. They was black, they was all black.
Speaker 1:Oh lord, and I know somebody gonna say this shit and y'all gonna talk shit. Black people, we just don't do shit like that. I mean it's very. It's always like those weird one-offs Like you did what. Black people are not supposed to do shit like this. We're not supposed to do shit like this. Black people. Leave that shit for the folks.
Speaker 1:Okay, god damn, man, something was. I'm going to just say something happened. Something happened. I mean for him to kill. I mean, I would assume that this is like either his grandpa or his great uncle and his mom or his aunt, or I mean it had to be his mom or his aunt or his older cousin. If that's, I don't know. It's just a weird like dynamic because he was 11. This is your family, right, and you killed him with no motive, like they said.
Speaker 1:The story makes sense, though, so it gotta so. I couldn't find the story of what he actually confessed to. Um, I'm gonna keep digging because I'm interested to know myself, like, what was the confession like? And this, I mean this warranted confession. He went in with the guardian, so he wasn't clearly he wasn't coerced or anything like that. They can't say that he was questioning without a guardian, because the guardian was there the entire time at the house and the guardian took him to the police station when he confessed and they black.
Speaker 1:They don't even know where he got access to the weapon. They don't know if the weapon came from the house. They don't know if the weapon came from the house. They don't know if the weapon came from somewhere in the neighborhood, if he got it from somewhere. They have no idea. Damn, all right, we got to keep it locked for that one. I got to be Damn, that's fucking me up right there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's pretty like yeah, because you know they're going to try him as an adult. He's not even in, his brain, is not even fully developed. If he was 13 he could be trying as an adult, but an 11 year old I think they're going to continue to try him as a team, thinking of I mean, you know right from wrong at 11, but at 11 you just just now making sound decisions. Your hormones are leading a lot of your decisions. Yeah, you have a lot of hormones. So I hope he has a good lawyer, because a good lawyer can argue that shit. I mean, even a bad lawyer can argue that he's 11.
Speaker 1:There are so many court cases where they have tried to try young murderers, kids that have killed their parents young as adults, and the reason that they couldn't is because all of the upper courts have said, according to the medical hits, the medical research, the brain is not fully developed at 11 years old. It's not fully developed at 12 years old. It starts to somewhat form, kind of at 13, where you're getting more of your logical reasoning, but even still, then it's not really until you're 16 or 17, where you have full knowledge of right and wrong and you know consequences of your actions, which is why most states say at 16 or 17, you can try teenagers as adults, damn, that's why. So that's very fucked up, damn, I hate that one. All of our topics, I said yeah, all of them, is sad and heavy. I'm not even gonna lie to you, god damn. Um. So the next one is is a crazy ass one too, and I kind of stumbled upon this on cnn and I don't know how the fuck I got here, because I was originally looking at politic topics. A texas cop was shot in his car on the way to work, right, so he was in his personal car, he did not have on his uniform and he had tinted windows. They said that the assailant walked up to his car on the passenger, shot and shot in his car four times. There is a picture and you can clearly see the bullet holes. So it's more, it's more, it's more, 's more, it's more. That was just too easy. So a good, wouldn't a good? A good samaritan called the police after they seen the crime. Police starts chasing this guy. This guy steals a car, gets in there, police. He leaves police on the chase. Right, he's doing whole gta. He goes all the way. Now this incident happened in Houston. He went all the way 60 miles to San Antonio, god damn, crashed his car and then hopped in the ocean and tried to swim away. His ass got caught by the police in boats. Of course he did his dumb ass. I told y'all it was too easy. It was too easy. His dumb ass. First of all. If you was the first of all, the police, dumb as fuck, would let him drop 60 miles of san antonio ain't no fucking way. It's crazy. 60 miles for him to crash his car. His first thought is let me swim away. Nigga, you don't the coast guard, you didn't think about that. He's stupid as hell because he probably either he wasn't swimming fast or I would have just held my breath and sink to the bottom. I mean honestly, cause I've seen niggas, maybe I've seen movies where niggas that can hold their breath for like two minutes underwater, yeah, but I'm just saying, though you know that shit can happen, that nigga stupid, he's stupid, though I mean for his whole. So they don't have a motive as to why they did this. There is no immediate connection between this man and the guy that was killed. Um, the only thing that is like kind of something to know in this case is the guy's name was me here, hussani? Um, so they are thinking that maybe, possibly, it could be racially motivated. But then again, how could it, when all of his windows in his car was fully tinted? So the police name is yeah, yeah, that's true. Do we know the race of the other assailant? I believe he was white, though I'm not too sure. See what I be talking about. It's white people, shit. I mean, black people don't really fuck around with water like that. They be hopping in there and trying to swim away. And I know y'all want to talk about y'all's stereotypical Listen, we don't need this swim. And then you're just swimming. I'm trying to figure out where was he going to go. First of all, I don't think people understand how much energy it takes to swim, like exactly. Then you're in an ocean with tides and currents and water. You don't know how far shit is. You don't know nothing. Do we know what body of water he jumped into? I mean, he was in Texas, so what's that? So he jumped into the ocean there in San Antonio. Yeah, I know that runs into the ocean. But I'm saying like, where was he going? He was going to swim away from them. In his mind I guess he was going to swim out far enough to where he was in international waters. He was going to swim out far enough to where he was in International Waters, but I don't think he realized International Waters is 90 miles out. All right, y'all, I'm pulling up my world map. Okay, we finna go. I was about to say I'm pulling up the map too. Let me see, because we going to Texas, okay, going to Texas, shout out to Texas, houston, okay. So he was in San Antonio, no, this. And then he went to San Antonio, 60 miles, they sure did. And my question for the police is what the fuck is y'all training? And he drove to the ocean. No, he crashed right near, like let's say, okay, where's San Antonio? Right there, let's say he crashed like somewhere, somewhere, where it's like it's like a bank, basically a bank, so it's like it's like a wall. And then it's like probably like a parking line, some shit. And then it's like, okay, like, let's say, like a pier, like I don't know, something like that, I don't know. I, I can't speak to his, his train of thought, because the whole shit, because my thing is this, like I'm looking at it in a way, he he drove into the ocean because the ocean is. He didn't drive into the ocean, it said. The suspect then led police on a chase for 60 miles before crashing and then trying to swim away to evade arrest before being caught. Yeah, I feel like he. I feel like he jumped into a lake, which brings me to my first point. But that's even stupider. Where the fuck was you going to go? Like you were swimming on the other side of the lake and all of a sudden, the police are on the other side waiting for your dumb ass. Like where the fuck was you going to go? Like I just People, stop being dumb criminals. That's crazy. Rest in peace to that cops and you know, blessings to that cops family. But you can't call nobody. You're swimming to the other side of the lake by the time your tired ass gets to the other side of the lake. By the time your tired ass gets to the other side of the lake, the police done been sitting there. They probably got lawn chairs out waiting for your dumb ass. Okay, what the fuck? So I'm looking at the map of San Antonio. And to make matters worse, I don't even think it was a lake he jumped into. I think it was a San Pedro Pedro Creek, cause that's the only thing that really surrounds San Antonio for the most part. Oh, you dumb ass. So you're even dumber because you jumped into a creek. Did you not take a geography class? And how deep was that creek for you to have to swim? You couldn't walk that bitch. You probably was like this. That nigga was in that creek like this. How tall. And this is not funny because somebody died, but nigga, nigga, what's the shit? What's it? Is it this? And it's not funny because somebody died but nigga, nigga, what's the shit? Is it this one? Damn, oh, oh God, really nigga, really nigga, like, really nigga, like bruh, come on, like bruh, that's why they chase them for 60 miles. You in that creek, way in the water, like a Negro spiritual, and you not even running. You, just in that creek, way in the water like a negro spiritual, and you not even you, not even running. You, just in the creek. I can just see this nigga like oh shit, you on your tippy, really nigga, we need to have a talk. You need to call oh my god, if they give you your free call, bro, call us. Yeah, they would've shot the black man. If it was a black man, they would've shot, thank you. Thank you because, first of all, that's the first dumb shit they let that nigga drive to a whole another city. If it was right, if it was a black nigga, I would have caught him on the next corner, bro. Okay, that's how I know that nigga wasn't black, he wasn't black. That shit crazy. Go ahead. And the last one man everybody should know who this is. If you don't, I'm officially going to revoke your black card. But legendary hype man, fat man Scoop passed away and that shit hurt. Damn, oh, that was right. That shit hurt. That shit hurt too. That shit hurt. I ain't going to lie, fat man. Oh God, damn, that shit hurt. All the chickens be quiet. I was never quiet, never, because I wasn't a chicken. I was never quiet. Oh my god, that's the game. You know, I will never be the same in the clubs, no more. You know, when I was, yeah, on stage, on stage, she collapsed like that. I, yeah, like that, yeah, and that shit was like. I watched that like three times and I'm like no way, no way. Think about. Oh my god, just think about his wife. And everybody had to watch that for themselves. I mean, yeah, I ain't gonna lie, if I had to die, at least he ain't down in the toilet like Elvis. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, if I die on the toilet and y'all and niggas come in there and find me, I'd be sick because I know I'd be mad shit. I know me, I'll be me, I'll be mad shit. I'll be mad shit. So I don't want to die on the toilet. Yeah, I don't, you know. Yeah, they say. I think they said it was some sort of heart problem because they. What I've been seeing today was he had an energy drink before and you know, energy drinks. People don't realize that shit. You have your heart going like Plus when you're on stage, y'all that sound, that vibration. If you got heart problems and he had lost a lot of weight, but he was still trying to get that weight off him. That's sad but like Paolo said, said at least you died doing what you love. And you know, at least they weren't like Elvis found you on the toilet. Batman Scoop I remember when I was teaching last year I played Be Faithful in the class. Them kids did not know who the fuck that was. That was sick. But I put them on a new song so they asked me to play that shit every day. Then hey didn didn't know none of that shit. But you know, this is new generation of kids. They think Soulja Boy is old. Yeah, they think Soulja Boy is old as fuck. And I'm like what? I was just crazy. But shout out to Fat man School. We gave us a lot of hits he did. He gave us a lot of like Lose Control was my shit. When it came out like, oh my god, they won a Grammy for that, didn't they? Yes, shout out to him. Shout out to his artist that he's worked with. I know Miss Yelly and Sierra toe up right now. That shit is crazy. We losing our greats for real damn. To lose B King and Fat man Scoop in the same month, that's crazy. B King, that's scary. Yeah, he died. Paula, where was you at? Where was you? You said this like two weeks ago. Yeah, he died two weeks ago. Yeah, he died. B King died. He had a. What did he do? He had a blood clot. Angerism, angerism. Yeah, he had an aneurysm. Yeah, you know B King. Yeah, man, that shit crazy. Yeah, that's it. That shit crazy, because we're not going to get no more club bangers for real. We For real, we not no, because I mean shit. Who else is going to give us a club banger? He died doing what he loved too, though. Yeah, he was doing a show too. Yeah, yep, he was doing a show too. Like I said, I just don't want to die on the toilet. Yeah, because it's always coming through. You know, I don't want to die on the toilet. I don't want to die here either, though I don't want to die here, I don't want to die at work. I always said, like that Los Fargo lady, yeah, because what the fuck? They left her in that cubicle for four days. And the only reason they even let's talk about this the only reason they even went to go check on that lady, was not because nobody heard from her. It was because they went back and checked the records and saw she clocked in and never clocked out. So they were trying to figure out why the fuck she was still in time. They thought she was still in time. They wasn't concerned about her well-being. That lady never checked out, she never clocked out. She was in her cubicle on Friday Four days. They said they smelled the smell, but they thought it was a plumbing issue. Yeah, she started smelling. They smelled the smell, they thought it was a plumbing issue. Nobody went by the office, nobody went to the cubicle to check on her, nothing. They only did that because she was caught in. Okay, yeah, right, that shit crazy. All I know is if I don't come to work the next day and I love to say this now, my boss going to call and check on me yeah, she was at work, my boss is going to call. And then you know, but that's my thing. Like you went to work on Friday when you were supposed to get off, there was nobody at your house, nobody in your life, to say hey, you didn't get off. I haven't heard from you no neighbors to say I never seen you. I I haven't heard from you no neighbors to say I never seen you. I don't know what's up. I just feel like that's really bad on Wells Fargo Park because nobody clean the office. So you're not cleaning. Security not doing a walk. Security supposed to do, yeah, security supposed to do walkthroughs. Security, supposed to do walkthroughs through that shit and check doors and shit. That means security ain't do they job. They be sitting at that desk. I used to work at Wells Fargo. They sit at that desk and play Candy Crush. It was Monday, but somebody at the door. No, that was last week, that was Monday, it was before that. It was before that Everybody was at work. That's what we're trying to figure out. That's why everybody's saying that's what we're saying we're trying to figure out. That's what everybody's saying. That's the question. Like what the fuck were y'all niggas doing? Right, the office was open. People trying to give so many excuses because, you know, some offices are still on like a high risk schedule, so not as many people in the office. Ain't no fucking way y'all. Just that lady just in there in that smell. I know me and I had to say I would have been like bro, we need to explore this shit. Like what the fuck is going on and her family difference between death and plumbing, though, and her family, her family. People like why her family, her family, probably been calling and y'all know you, your family, can't get in touch with your damn job, but your job, when you apply or when you get a job, they ask you for your primary number and your emergency contact so you can't get in touch with me. The emergency contact should have been the one, especially if she ain't clocked in. The only reason they looked at that time sheet was because she clocked in. She ain't clocked out. She never clocked out. They thought she was still in company time. She was still in company time. Oh, damn, that bitch Hell. That shit is fucked up. And I think the lady was black. She was what the fuck? And sure enough, they clean and I'm gonna tell y'all these this goes to show you yeah, these companies care about you, because they're gonna clean that desk out, clean that smell out, buy new furniture and hire somebody else I bet you it's somebody in her and they're gonna send a nice little memo out and say we don't talk about this, or you will be escorted out the door, or counselors with grief counselors will be available for you. They ain't even doing that Child, that shit's sick. These companies do not give a fuck about you. Take that PTO, prepare the others, take that time off, use them mental days, use them sick days, use them mental health days. They don't give a fuck about you. Work for myself, right, or work for yourself. Go be an entrepreneur. People like me, I kind of like a 9 to 5. But entrepreneurs, go get y'all money, go get y'all bags. Do not work for these people that do not care. I am so happy to say I now work for a company that really do care about your mental health. I ain't going to say it on here, because you know what I work for. You know they care about my body and soul anyway. So, yeah, that's clutch. I love that. That's it for me, though that was hot topics with Trappy. That shit was fucking sad. Next time we have our good ones. We need some good shit to go on in the world CEO usually would have a what would you do? But I, lowkey, got a what would you do? This one for the ladies and, honestly, this you know my what would you do would be somebody. I know this one for the ladies and, honestly, this you know my what would you do would be somebody. I know somebody that's happened to and this happened to somebody I know. Alright, it's crazy and I'm low-key, like because this person, the person that happened to watch this. So I feel like I'm going to get some backlash, but fuck it. Alright, ladies, what would you do what if you was having a function or whatever at your house. You gonna laugh. And you know you there with your boo and everything. It's a function. Boo get drunk, drunk as fuck. You put boo to bed, right, alright, the function over. All the people leave your house, everything, wrap up everything, all that good shit you get. You know you clean up your house and stuff you get in the bed and everything. You fall asleep. You wake up because you were like sleeping shit and you, um, you turn over. You like damn, why the bed feel wet? You know you sweat at night. So I'm like damn, maybe I just sweat it and shit. But then you realize the wet spot don't come from you, it come from the nigga in your bed. What would you do if a nigga peed in your fucking bed? A grown man peed in your bed. First of all, let me tell you how dramatic I am because, in my mind, first of all, I don't pee on myself so and I don't sweat in my sleep, unless I'm sick, like if I'm drunk. I'm about to sleep, good, so for me to roll over in that shit wet, I'm already up like immediately on all teams. What the fuck is this wet shit? Did I have sex? Is this me? No, what the fuck is this? Checking all my fluids? Did I throw up? No, I don't remember throwing up. Am I sweaty? No, where's the water coming from? If I look over and I see a nigga, I'm not even going to try to figure out what it is. I'm going to get out my bed and I'm going to cut on the light and I'm going to be like hold on, get up, cause the bed went. And if I see that shit looks pissy or smells pissy, you got to go and I'm probably gonna the group chat. I'm screaming, so you know I gotta be angels advocate. I felt bad for the poor man. Did he pee? Because he was drunk? I feel like some, I don't know, some people get so drunk that they just not paying attention and I was like maybe he just peed, cause you be such in a deep sleep. But I ain't gonna lie, I don't know. That never happened to me before, so I can't explain that shit. It ain't never happened to me before, so I can't explain it. I can't explain it. I was always told when I was little if you feel like you have to pee in your dream, get up, cause that mean you peeing in the bed. I was always told that, me too. So subconsciously, me too. But then that shit piss me off, cause every time I dream about peeing I now I wake up like every 30 minutes. I be pissed. I've been to the sleep light. So you breaking up with him, or hell yeah, why you peeing? What if he buy you a new mattress? A new mattress? Nigga, I need a new memory. You peeing in my bed, you know me, I'm out, I'm a person of second chances. So you too nice if you, you buy me, I'm out, I'm a, I'm a person of second chances. So you too nice If you, you buy me a new mattress, you know, I just know not to give you no water before bed. Like I gotta treat you like a kid. I can't eat no water before bed. It's not as cocaine Maybe cocaine do do that. He in the bed. I haven't been in the bed since I was 10 and the only reason I pee in the bed is because my brother scared the shit out of me, so that's why I pee in the bed. He came in there with a screen mask. Oh boy, I pissed in that bed. Boy, my mom was pissed off at him and me. I said why you mad at me? Because you got a body to match it. But yeah, I don't know, is that one of them non-negotiables? Hell yeah, sleaze. Would you one thing about Sleaze, and I can vouch for this he would kick your ass out your mattress. Why you look like that? He pissed off here. Right, it's hypothetical, honestly. That also goes. People need to stop getting so damn drunk too. Yeah, at that point, stop drinking, yeah. So what, what? What happened? What was the outcome of this situation? All right, the outcome was, you know, the bed, the sheets were. I'm going to just be honest. This has happened to me before. So you was talking to a nigga and a nigga peed in the bed. So I, I was, I was so like, and I know he was embarrassed, so I felt bad for him because I know me, I didn't say shit the entire time, I was just looking at him like nigga, you pissed and it was not even a, it wasn't a fact that you pissed for real, but it's the audacity that you pissed like. Damn really. So you know, I'm old school, I know how to clean up mattress and stuff. So put the baking soda down and shit and trying to clean the mattress, and it's six o'clock in the morning, it's six o'clock in the morning, so you know I'm half sleep. So I'm pissed off because you waved me'm just sitting there. I'm like ain't nobody saying nothing? Take the sheets off, you know, put them in the washer and shit. And him, I, I didn't say nothing. He was just looking at me and he just kept saying sorry, he ain't saying nothing. He got wet underwear. First of all, he needs to go hop his ass in the shower. Oh yeah, you know this way, you know this. What he did. He didn't, he didn't want to look at me. So he ran to the shower. He didn't want to look at me because he didn't want to see my face. So as soon as he got that shot, I was in that room, like so we just like sat there, look each other, and I don't think we went back to bed that night. Huh, no, this was a grown-ass man like how grown we talking like grown, I'm blocking you. I can go get my seat detail. I'm going to try to talk to myself on the way home, but that shit there looking at her, I know what she's thinking. This pissy ass nigga, who is your mama or your daddy? Oh, I'm not going to lie. The first thought in my head was like, did bro really just pee? And I'm like. The second thought in my head was like damn, like, how much did we drink last night? Why did I pee? Cause I'm like I was drunk more than he did, right, and I don't know. But I will say he did rectify the situation. He gave me money for a new mattress. You know mattress is not cheap. You know I like and my mattress is not cheap cause I have an adjustable bed so my mattress goes up and down and has hot and cold settings. So he did give me money for a new mattress and he was so very apologetic but it was just like damn. So did you talk to him afterwards? I did, I did you still talk to him? Now, okay, we're doing your business, okay. So but yeah, so I mean honestly, I gave grace, you know, and that's what me you talk about. I give grace a little bit, yeah, because I could, like you know, like maybe some shit was really going on with you and I did some research while I was sitting there waiting for that damn bake soda to dry. I was like what makes a motherfucker pee in the bed? And it was like it might be a trauma reaction and so maybe he had a trauma reaction. I don't know. All I know is I got a new mattress. I got a bunch of money in my account, zelle, to me. The mattress I got now is fire. It's a silly posh apetite. It got pillow top Damn Okay, and it's a queen. You know what I'm saying. So you know. All I know is with him, he can't drink. Before he get in my bed he gonna have to piss that out and I'm gonna watch him. You know what I just want to say. Like you are a saint, because, like now people say I date pee, pee niggas. No, who said that? I just thought it in my head. Yes, you did you think of that shit in your head? No, I'm not. I'm really thinking like damn, like you have so much patience, because the way that I would have cussed that motherfucker out like and you know what I think it is I think it's because I work with kids and they should have the kids all the time. Like I dealt with a kid today who pisses pens and he thought that shit was the funniest shit ever. He was like yeah, I didn't make it. I said you didn't. He's, I said you didn't make it where to the bathroom, and I was like he's like, yep, you're gonna have to call my mama. I said you know, you know what I like you. I do too Be honest about it. And so he walked around and when I tell y'all, he was running around the place slipping and sliding on the floor. I said you have on wet clothes. He's like I'm trying to get it dry. I said oh my God. And when I told his mama she've been laughing all afternoon, to be honest I said can you come get here? She said I'm on my way. I just was like I'm weak. So I think that's why I have patients that work with kids and kids beat themselves all the time. I don't be around kids, I don't have kids, so my patience is very, very not there, not there. It's just not there. It's not even there. You ready for my ex tears? That was my. What would you do, um, ladies, what would you do if you have a pp nigga in the bed? Pp may beester, what would you do? Drop it in the comments. I know tiktok is gonna, tiktok finna, take this shit and run with it like okay. And when it go viral and this nigga, see, I hope he like not stop talking to me, because when we get money off of this, I'm like, look, I like you did convert and that's journalism. Guys, I mean my life, this is my life, I'm not shane, it's my life. Like, regardless of that amazing person, amazing person, yeah, amazing person. That just was like an outlier, that was just like you know. Well, I don't think that one thing would define him as a person. But, once again, for me that would be the end of me. Fine, I know, I know some people would just be all the way turned off, like what the fuck? That would be the end of me. Fine, I know, I know some people would just be all the way turned off, like what the fuck? That would probably be me. Yeah, but you know, you ready for my ex-terrorist? I need, I need, we need to record some shit. Okay, I got something to tell y'all. Oh, you got something to tell me you want to tell me before this. Yeah, I have to show. Okay, all right, well, I gonna tell us. All right, as tears, I got a short one this week, but, um, the person who sent this um really liked what we did last week. I told her what we did last week. So I gotta, you know, do what I gotta do. All right, she tears. Can you ask this to your cohost? Uh, I got a man that I really am in love with and want to spend my life with. However, he has some values that I do not agree, that I am not all the way comfortable with. This man is turning I don't want to say turning. He is converting to Muslimism, muslim to full Muslim Islam. Excuse me, sorry, y'all can TikTok for me Islam Crate to myself, and although I am for any beliefs in God or higher power, I don't know if I can convert. Let me tell you why. Do I really got to wear that hot ass shit all over my body? No, I know this is stereotypical. I don't like beans, so bean pods is not for me. This mission is going from a full Baptist to Islam. Is that even possible? And the person that is telling me this she funny as fucking real life, so I got to bring her on the show. All I know is I really like him and I don't want to let it go. But how do I handle it? Also, I'm pregnant. Do I have to convert my child too? That's another question that we have not talked about. Can you help me or give me advice? Ps, I really don't want to wear that hot ass shit bro, that shit fucking crazy. Can I get it bedazzled? You can. So my grandpa was Muslim, so I feel like I can answer a few questions just from like knowledge. I feel like I'm too unserious for this. So, number one, I would definitely tell you do your own research on the Islamic culture. A lot of people would be surprised to know that there are more similarities between Christianity and Islam than differences more similarities between Christianity and Islam than differences. So you might actually find I know there's a lot of like stereotypes where women don't have rights and stuff like that. A lot of that is outdated, a lot of that is regional, a lot of that. And and also there are different types of Muslims. You have Sunni Muslims, you have Shiite Muslims, you have more of like your radical extremist Muslims. You just have to know which sect your boyfriend fiance is looking to convert to and then do your own research and maybe that's a conversation for y'all to have together, definitely, definitely a conversation to have together. Now I will say I'm gonna go both ways with this. So my grandfather converted to Islam as from a Christian and he never married my grandmother because she did not convert to Islam, but they were still together. If you want to say together, yeah, they was together, essentially Got you and they had a kid, say together, yeah, they was together, essentially got you, um and they had a kid. So yeah, they was together, um. Now, on the flip side of that, I also have a cousin she's my only other cousin in my family that's muslim and her husband she was a christian. When she met her husband, her husband was muslim and she converted to Muslim because I think, if I'm not mistaken don't quote me on this in their religion, if you have a child, the child has to be Muslim. So for her it was just like, it's just easier for you know, all of us to learn these values together and be one family. And I'm to be honest, I learned a lot from her and she used to be honest. I learned a lot from her and she used to be a school teacher up in Raleigh and she will tell a lot of people like, definitely do your own research, because a lot of people feel like, because there is a stereotype that Islam is not for women. It's not really true, you know. I mean, the Muslim community has done a lot of great things. They have a lot of great beliefs. So definitely do your own research. Don't just let what you see on the internet or what you hear deter you from it. Um, the hijab situation you don't have to wear hijab. Once again, that goes to the type of muslim that you are. Some muslims don't wear that at all. I feel like, like some religions, as and I want to make sure I'm saying it right, I don't want to offend anybody um, just like some people are orthodox and non-orthodox and non-traditional, I feel like and I'm not well versed on Islamic culture, so I don't know. I feel like that's just a conversation you and him need to have, and I feel like y'all need to see where your values align. Obviously, y'all values are aligned enough where y'all are together, like this couple, I know they've been together for about four or five years. Oh yeah, so y'all values align, mostly compatible, somewhere. I don't think this should be the deal breaker, right? I think there should be a compromise and there should be a um understanding and honestly, like you said, I think there should be more research. I think a lot, a lot of this a lot of cultures, a lot of decisions, family decisions, is all because people are not doing research. Like research, like you said, there's different types, there are different sets, there are different cultures within that Islamic you know frame. So figure out which one is best for you and your family and you never know the one that you thinking about might not even be the one he is interested in. And, like you said I'm sorry, I was gonna say I feel like those stereotypes that she was saying is more from like the stricter sect of the muslim community and that's more of like your traditional muslims, like they are the ones that wear the hijabs, they're the ones that go to the mosque. I will say you do have to wear hijab, you have to be covered if you go into a mosque, you have to um. But on the flip side of that, I know a lot of a lot of muslim people that don't wear hijabs, like they just don't eat pork and they pray five times a day. That's it right. So you have to know. Like I said, do your own research for yourself, don't let the internet anybody else be like, oh, muslims are bad. Oh, they pray five times a day. Oh, they can't eat pork. Oh, they do this. Oh, they do that. Oh, women can't talk oh, women did. No, you'll be surprised. Some of the most powerful people are muslim women. Yeah, to be honest, like yeah, I think so too. That's, that's a hard thing, because you never know, um, you never know, like who, like I mean when you get married. You never know some things that you and your men compromise on or agree on or decide on. You can't really decide that shit for real, so you can't even I don't know. I don't know. That's that's a hard one. Well, sis, I hope that helped you out a little bit, you know. You know, if you need it, I'll bedazzle it for you. I'm not gonna bedazzle some stuff, everything like that. Damn, that's the end of our show. We ain't never got done this quick Cause. Ceo has used to be up here running his mouth. Damn, that's crazy. He gonna fire me this week. I wonder if he's still watching on Facebook what you think. Yeah, he's talking. Yeah, I know he's talking. Shout out to CEO man, he's out this week. He man, damn Damn. Yeah, shout out to boss man, he is out this week. He worked hard this weekend and yesterday, so he's taking a well-deserved break. I'm taking off next week too. So fuck it, me too. Um, I'm gonna help you out, sis. I had to Google this cause I was like I wanted to know for myself. So, yeah, so I was right, so yes, right, so yes, if you, if you have this child to this muslim man, he will have to be muslim, according to their laws. Um, now, they do also say a muslim man can marry a non-muslim woman who is jewish or christian. So, her being christian, y'all can still get married. A muslim woman cannot marry a non-muslim man, though. That's, that's the biggest thing. So, yeah, y'all can still get married, even if you don't agree. You just have to be mindful that your child is going to be raised in that Islamic culture. So, yeah, whoa, wow, that's a hard topic to have. About religion, I love religion topics. I almost studied religion in school, not as far as like us talking, but with your significant other, because I think that's when you really realize, like damn, who is this person, like, what do you believe in, and stuff. I think there are like seven key things that all couples should talk about before they get married finances, how you want to raise your kids, um, religion, yeah, like holidays, vacation time, sex um, how much do I want to have discipline sex. No, no, how? That's not a marriage, that's a do what the fuck you want to do? And I beat your ass. That's not a the fuck. A hall pass. What the fuck is a hall pass? I just feel like I mean, I feel like a lot of. I don't think I need to know that I'm going to be honest, I would probably give my man celebrity pick because I have confidence that he will never be able to pull her. Not your nigga ugly. No, I never said that he ugly to her. Exactly, he not ugly to her, he just po to her because she rich. But my man got money. I'm not saying my man po, you know what. Let me just stop talking because y'all going to that fine ass man. I look him from the Rudy. If I tell y'all mine, y'all going to know who I like old men. Morgan Freeman hell, no, that's too old Method man. I want to take him up through there. Sup, I swear to he is the new Denzel Dyer and Method man. To be fair. Fuck Idris. I swear to he is the new Denzel Dyer. He been shit and Method man, to be fair. Fuck Idris. I don't want Idris, I want Method man. Method man been fine his whole fucking life, even at how high. He been fine his whole fucking life, from young to old. And you know what Corinne Seven said about him. He went so hard she said that was the best dick she ever had. She said he put her through the fucking mattress I'm trying to be put through the roof, baby, I know he on and the wall and the mattress and the springboard and all that too. That nigga got a Glock in his pants. I love that. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. What's your gun sound? Make Pew-pew, pew-pew. You know we couldn't talk like this if ceo wasn't. He'll be like. You know what he's like. Mike's off. Let me turn your mic now. I heard. I heard that's what chris said. You know she ain't never lied, she never. Let me google exactly what she said because, because you know y'all like to say we don't know what the fuck we be talking about. She said that man put her through the fucking mattress. I know his wife's sick Superhead Confessions of a video victim. I need to go read that book again. That was a great book actually. A lot of y'all rappers she talk shit about and let me tell y'all a lot of y'all rappers is not fucking the way y'all think they fucking. They don't be fucking for real. They really be quick pumpers. They do be quick pumpers. Now, I guess what she say? Sid, I know you found it. Who be tired? You a celebrity? You gotta have that stamina, that strength. I don't give a fuck about that. You know who got her, who got a. You know what? The baby? Oh, yeah, I heard. Oh yeah, all right, okay, so let's see North Charlotte. Nigga, this is what she said about all the rappers. Okay, what did she say? Mystical, his dick was long, damn Trick Daddy Dick. Long and full of energy oh, that nigga on crack, though you got to see it. Dig, long and full of energy oh that nigga on crack, though you gotta see it. That's why he got his face like that. Go ahead, maybe on dialysis too, though. Oh, that dialysis medicine, give you that dialysis medicine, give you. Yeah, go ahead. Twister, he was medium Exhibit Long, but comes quick. Oh, we don't need that. Red man Hung like a banana, yeah, like a banana. We got a curve. Jay-z, real thick and juicy, but you can't stand looking at him when he's on top. Outkast Both is big, but big boy is bigger and fatter Dre's is long and slim. I can see that. Don't sleep on the long and and slim. I can see that. I can see that Don't sleep on the long and slim ones. I can see that Don't sleep on them. Let's see who else on here. Oh, dirty Bastard. May his big dick rest in peace. That's crazy. I'm putting that the next thing I'll talk to with a big da-da-da. Lord, forgive me, I'm putting that like may that dick rest in peace. May his big dick rest in peace. It's sick. That is diabolical. I'm going to go back and reread this book. I need to. The brat, the brat, the brat. She said the brat can't eat some pussy. That strap, crazy. Probably. That shit probably is stupid. It is that's what I heard they. She said missy elliot, pussy has bad odor. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. Oh damn, because that's my. I like you. Don't fuck with missy. Damn, I don't like that. Fuck, fuck. Superhead. Now she lying. Now she was freaky, that's why she was freaky. That pussy stink, you know what? Hey, yo, and that's another episode of Norma. That shit, crazy. What the fuck is that? We are definitely fired. Y'all will not see us next week. We're not going to be see us next week. We're not gonna be here next week. If you're a podcast, are you looking for a new co-host? Call us, because we're gonna be out of a job. Okay, this is the last one. Buster rams what is big and long but can't fuck. Just because you left sore, he think he did something. I can see that. I can see buster. I can see buster not being able to fuck, though I feel like buster just can't. He don't got no rhythm for real, and he too damn big. So he like this. You know Not all cribby Shout out to Jamaica we love Jamaica, we love. I love mine, we love Jamaica. That shit crazy. For the next six hours he filled me up and drained me. Who's that? Method man. He made me want to live and die at the same time. Method man, I'm coming for you. Oh yeah, he made her want to live and die at the same time, at the same time. That is some phenomenal dick boy. Swish, shut the hell up. Shut up, swish, shut the hell up. God damn it. This ain't about you, this is about that's the man. Damn it. Insert screenshot. We seen the areolas, we're good. We seen the areolas. Lil pinchy shout out to Mr Krabs back there and shit, god damn it. Man, in this shit we'll see y'all fire us. Come on, cause we fired already. It's your girl, trapsia, it's Terrence, unscripted, and it's TO McLean, charlotte's most number one hip-hop podcast, four-time award winner, and we're out. Yeah, what's this song? You don't got the logins. I got no logins. I'm about to hit the verse. What's the song? What verse that shit Joe be singing? We sing a lot of shit. We sing a lot of shit. That real dope whack verse that Joe was doing, that real dope whack verse that y'all was doing. That real dope whack verse is crazy. Get your ass out of here.
