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From Nipple Piercings to Pangea: A Spirited Mix of Humor, Legal Drama, and Nostalgia
What do nipple piercings, Manny Fresh look-alikes, and a birthday shoutout to my brother Jeff have in common? They all collide in this week's rollercoaster episode filled with side-splitting banter and nostalgic trips down memory lane. From Swish’s eyebrow-raising past as a nipple piercer at House of Pain to our growing fame on TikTok, we’re serving up laughs, inside jokes, and even a few playful roasts. Jeff’s turning 39, and you better believe we're celebrating with our unique brand of humor and camaraderie.
But it’s not all fun and games. We shift gears to unpack the latest twists in the YSL Woody trial, where a surprising testimony threw the courtroom for a loop. Hear our take on the perils of oversharing on social media, especially when it leads to unexpected legal troubles—like a certain celebrity caught carrying a concealed weapon without a valid permit. We offer some practical advice for entertainers: if you've got security, leave the firearms at home. And yes, we still manage to keep it real and engaging, blending serious insights with our signature style.
Then, we delve into the complex and emotional terrain of family drama, starting with a leaked interrogation tape and touching on the tragic news of Mariah Carey’s mother and sister passing away. We explore the legacy of the ancient supercontinent Pangea, marveling at new scientific findings that connect dinosaur footprints across continents. The discussion lightens up with some of Trump’s most controversial quotes and our hilarious ideas for t-shirt slogans. To cap it off, we advocate for supporting Charlotte’s local artists, calling on DJs to give these talents the spotlight they deserve. Join us for an episode that's equal parts heartfelt, humorous, and thought-provoking.
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Speaker 2:Me and my gang. We up in the beat Podcast your boy C.
Speaker 1:McLean, it's your girl. Trapsy, it's Areola. Unscripted.
Speaker 3:That's nasty.
Speaker 2:Insider. Hey, shout out to Swish. That's why you got to join our Patreon.
Speaker 1:That's why you got to join our Patreon, to know what the insider means. Fuck Swish at this moment.
Speaker 4:Hashtag fuck Swish, he definitely does. Hashtag.
Speaker 1:Pinchy McPinch. Hashtag Mr Krabs. Hashtag Mr Krabs. Hashtag Giggler McGigster the Giggler the Claw.
Speaker 4:You got a sprinkle.
Speaker 1:That's your new emoji. That's about to be beside your name, the little pinch. I don't know if y'all ever know All y'all Charlotte people for real. Y'all ain't know. Swish used to work at House of Pain. He was a tattoo, he was a piercer actually he was a nipple piercer.
Speaker 4:He was a nipple piercer, apparently, that shit.
Speaker 1:I was House of Pain. I did too. I ain't gonna lie. Nigga tried to get a tattoo.
Speaker 2:He was 16 at House of Pain and they said nope, I was trying to, did you send that shit? So like what made you just hover over that shit and just like, all right, I ain't gonna lie, like that shit, not in your hidden phone, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:You gotta take your many blessings because it could have been another video.
Speaker 2:It could have been another video, a lot of pumping. If it was Gerald on that shit, maybe we would have had some other shit.
Speaker 1:With his legs wide open, tasty Swish.
Speaker 2:Tasty Swish. That's a good one, tasty Swish.
Speaker 1:What's up with our freaky-ass photographers, the videographers? Our videographers are so freaky. Is that part of being a videographer being freaky?
Speaker 2:It's that camera work, nigga, it's that camera work.
Speaker 1:Oh now, you fucking shy. You weren't shy when you sent us that fucking video. The fuck Q's video, right here Q's video.
Speaker 2:I thought it was the wrong day to bring guests. I'm weak.
Speaker 1:I'm so weak, my bad, I'm out of it.
Speaker 2:It's all shit, we be jonesing. Shout out to DJ Polo On the back. That keep us little Buttocks. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Damn, I couldn't even do it right. Polo, polo, polo, I couldn't even do it right. We really gotta record that. After the show, though.
Speaker 2:Oh that, yeah, uh huh hey. You gotta do a drop for me, you got, you, you got you.
Speaker 1:I haven't done this in a while, so I do want to say please make sure you go like and subscribe to our YouTube channel.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:We are YouTube strong. Hey, go follow us on the Talk of Tick and Tick of Talk, yeah.
Speaker 2:Check out the TikTok right now.
Speaker 1:Because maybe on TikTok and short disclaimer on TikTok don't ever.
Speaker 4:And I'm talking to you, you damn stud ass, manny Fresh. I'm talking to your ass, not the baby dog.
Speaker 1:She do. She like Manny Fresh with titties? I don't know Manny Fresh had titties.
Speaker 2:Hey, chill on Manny Fresh now.
Speaker 1:The only difference between Manny Fresh and the stud is the texturizer, oh God. And she had a high top face for real though. But yeah, shout out to TikTok, we are growing on TikTok.
Speaker 2:Manny, it wasn't me bro.
Speaker 1:We growing on TikTok. Shout out to Facebook. Shout out to Twitter. Shout out to Instagram. Shout out to Black People Meet. Shout out to Bebo Tagcom, myspace. Shout out to Bratzcom.
Speaker 2:What else?
Speaker 1:Millsberrycom, what else?
Speaker 2:Thank you we don't. Thank you. I was waiting for her to say it. We're not on that. We're not on that. Shout out to midgetpeoplecom, littlepeoplecom, midgetwithlittlepeople, armsandlegscom.
Speaker 1:You know, shout out to the nigga that be like that nigga. Oh, wingman, yo Yo no, no, the nigga, the wing, yeah he. So today we're going to try Shout out to that.
Speaker 4:Yo, I love his videos. I love his videos. You know what I just thought about when I saw that it was him touching an areola.
Speaker 1:He don't have to slap it Right. Listen, dude that be doing, I think, his name. I forgot his name.
Speaker 2:It's something with hands.
Speaker 1:something with hands, yeah but if you ever see this clip, just know I spend hours watching your videos.
Speaker 2:Just don't laugh, don't laugh. You know he's physically impaired, so don't try to laugh. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, you know, I just thought about it.
Speaker 2:It's the taps for me.
Speaker 1:I can't get over that Before this is recorded, with today's date, shit 28th. I know this episode gonna go live Sunday, but shout out to my brother Happy birthday. He is officially Happy birthday. Happy birthday, happy birthday, big Jeff, not the little Jeff. When y'all watch this video he'll be 39. And everything we you know my brother lit he going to the beach this weekend. He finna show his black ass.
Speaker 5:He about to fuck nigga Nigga about to fuck.
Speaker 2:He's 39. He about to get it in.
Speaker 1:He single Don't put his business in more than that. But we are, and that's on my PR person, the unscripted man.
Speaker 4:Fuck that. That's on his little sister. You heard me? We are in.
Speaker 1:Zodiac tomorrow. So, big brother, if you watching this I know you will we gonna get him drunk tomorrow. He's going to be fucked up tomorrow.
Speaker 2:He's about to fuck.
Speaker 1:We're outside tomorrow he's going to be drunk and fuck $100 bottles of Casamigos or Blanco or Rep. Come fuck with us. Nah, it's $100 bottles. I can't y'all, I can't. I said I was going to do good, you know it's crazy. You can't even say that because last week you told me you were going, so you can't even rename him. I did, I'll be there.
Speaker 2:That's over for you B. I know it's okay, it's over. I get paid tomorrow too.
Speaker 1:Oh, I get paid tomorrow too, it's over While we on this camera, y'all know I like to address beefs on camera and I got a beef now.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, I need the quiet on the set, please, so I can address this be quiet on the set.
Speaker 1:Y'all what you got beef with. I sent one, two and three invites to a fucking game night and y'all bitches ain't in, you know.
Speaker 2:Respond back oh wait, what are you saying, you?
Speaker 1:you viewed it. I was about to say I definitely looked at, you viewed it and you left it on deliver. So you left me on.
Speaker 2:I didn't see it when you sent it to when you sent it to.
Speaker 1:You're not in the group chat, please sorry. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why Wait?
Speaker 2:what are you talking about?
Speaker 1:No, she did invite us to a game night, and the reason that I looked at it is because I am already booked on that night.
Speaker 2:I sent it to your cell phone.
Speaker 1:fool your test, it's an evite, it's an evite.
Speaker 4:Check your unknown senders and I know your ass because I'm down I know you thought that was your social security payment.
Speaker 1:But it's not, it's evite my, if it's like that some group shit. I don't get that shit. Fuck that. It's not a group night. I mean it's not a group directly to me, text me like hey ceo I did.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna check that, but this is the thing though terrence, we're gonna be at post.
Speaker 1:that's why I didn't respond. That's why I looked at it, because I was looking at the time like damn, am I going to be able to make it before I RSVP? Sorry, boo, it was no slice of you.
Speaker 2:I swear to God, you know, I still might pop out, I know.
Speaker 1:We do go all night, so just come call us.
Speaker 4:I got to leave at 6 am the next day.
Speaker 1:Somebody's going to bring Henny. I'm cooking. I've ordered food bottles. I'm going to Frugal McDougal on Friday. It's going to be a par-tay.
Speaker 2:Par-tay.
Speaker 1:Yep, it's going to be a par-tay. I have a special guest going to be there.
Speaker 2:Who.
Speaker 1:Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2:Who that Dun.
Speaker 3:Look, Dun Dun.
Speaker 1:Don Julio Can't believe. No, who Don Julio? Egg the Julio.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Y'all heard that little song. What Don Don Don? I got the Don Julio. You know what?
Speaker 2:Somebody made a remix. I can't say, but it's crazy.
Speaker 1:I know Don Julio Hate to see me coming.
Speaker 2:That remix is crazy, don Julio.
Speaker 1:Hate to see me coming With that Facebook status. Saying I'm glad I'm not in high school I be drinking tequila out of a Stanley. I swear to God, I be in the cafeteria taking shots. Because I used to drink vodka out of a Lipton sweet tea bottle. So tequila out of a Stanley is not really above me.
Speaker 2:Let's be real. You very hood.
Speaker 1:I'm not.
Speaker 2:That's very hood, that's not I ate it when hot I am.
Speaker 1:I want to hear my hot topic. I want to hear my Hot topics? No, that's not how you do that Trappy, thank you. You went too trappy At the hot topics. You just got to say Hot topics.
Speaker 2:Because you're trying to Bring the shit all somber. You know what I'm saying, I know. You know me, but you know.
Speaker 1:I was getting the. You had to let it build, mother.
Speaker 2:Fuck that shit, trappy. Let the beat build. Let the beat build.
Speaker 1:Let the beat build. Okay, we gonna do Celebrity birthdays first.
Speaker 2:Yes, Whose birthday is it? We only got three. Who's quicker to dying?
Speaker 1:Oh damn, jack Black.
Speaker 2:Who's quicker to dying? Oh, I love Jack Black. He turned 55. Shout out Jack Black, jack Black. That's the comedian nigga right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, jack Black. Honey Boo Boo what was that Shout out to Amara she?
Speaker 1:turned 19.
Speaker 4:Honey Boo Boo, the little girl that was on TV and she got famous.
Speaker 1:Mama June. Her mama was on drugs.
Speaker 2:I got to show me. Yeah, you probably know what's her name Fat Boo Boo Honey.
Speaker 1:Boo, boo, honey Boo.
Speaker 2:Boo.
Speaker 1:Who is?
Speaker 2:Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 1:That is not her name. Her name is Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 2:Where did you?
Speaker 1:get.
Speaker 4:Fat Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 1:She don't know, hey, siri.
Speaker 2:My Siri is a man.
Speaker 1:Hey Siri. Look y'all old asses talking about some. Hey Siri, oh my Siri not set up on this phone. Honey Boo Boo, Her crackhead mama Honey Boo Boo you gotta show her when she was little.
Speaker 2:She got a whole movie. No, she had a whole series here comes Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the series was based around her.
Speaker 2:It was like a TLC show?
Speaker 1:What the fuck. She was popular as shit back in the day. Yeah, Lil Honey Boo Boo and you won.
Speaker 2:Fuck it Next person.
Speaker 1:Okay, Cal Massey, Is he on crack Wait that sounds familiar.
Speaker 2:Who that Damn?
Speaker 1:that's not how you. He was on. Yeah, Zoey 101. He was on a lot of like Out of all the fucking celebrities and people in the world.
Speaker 2:You picked these motherfuckers. It that you know?
Speaker 1:I don't. I can Google it, though. I don't know him either, though, so that's all.
Speaker 2:If I don't know him, who's celebrity birthday is today?
Speaker 1:Who's celebrity birthday is today? It's nobody that we really know. I struggle, not you picking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can tell you, picking honey, boo-boos and shit, you know who Kyle Massey is, though. I do know who Call Massey.
Speaker 1:We're going to show you that's a Raven.
Speaker 2:That's a Raven little brother. Oh him, how old he turn 33.
Speaker 1:He had a crack head, allegedly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they did Crack head.
Speaker 1:You know allegedly.
Speaker 2:I mean a lot of them. Child stars are like that, though. That's crazy.
Speaker 1:He got in trouble. What was his brother got in? He got a sexual misconduct charge with a minor.
Speaker 2:Oh, this nigga yeah, and you Shout him out for his birthday.
Speaker 1:I forgot. He's accused, but he's not Allegedly.
Speaker 2:Allegedly, allegedly, yeah, yeah, allegedly. Edit that shit out.
Speaker 1:Fuck that Raven ain't predict that Her love's a future dish. Okay, hold on. You gotta do the face sick. My bad, that's not funny. Before I get into my hot topics, I want to say shout out to YSL Brian Steele, cause that nigga is on fire in the courthouse right now down in Atlanta.
Speaker 2:This nigga is whooping prosecution ass right now free Jeffrey.
Speaker 1:I'm going to do a whole TikTok video explaining that case, cause that shit is crazy.
Speaker 2:No, he was really no. No, no. Why are you asking the questions, ma'am? I don't know, ma'am.
Speaker 1:No, listen. What he did today was expose the fact that the state tried to set up YSL Woody to get killed. Yeah, oh word, they exposed that shit, oh shit. So they had where prosecution put a motion where they couldn't talk about this ex parte meeting. The only way they could talk about it is if YSL Woody got on stand and started he brung it up in court like if it wasn't coerced so they was questioning him today on.
Speaker 1:YSL Woody was back on the trial on the stand today he was testifying. Prosecution asked him a question. He bought up the ex parte. That opened the door for Brian Steele to ask whatever the fuck he wanted to ask as soon as he did that they was calling the objections left and right but you can't call an objection on testify on the testify?
Speaker 4:when are you objecting? Why did he put his man on the stand?
Speaker 1:they this? What they? Why? Fucked up because they thought, okay, we're gonna get in some nigga immunity, he gonna bust this case while I don't. But he got there and played plagiarized.
Speaker 4:Y'all can't never charge him for nothing.
Speaker 1:And he's admitted to every fucking single thing he did in court. The man is a genius.
Speaker 5:I don't respect it, but the man is a genius.
Speaker 1:Judge do. I got immunity. She started laughing. Yeah, he talking to some shit Me. I stole my mama car in the fifth grade, Yo, Yo.
Speaker 2:Why do they even deemed him as a hostile witness or something like?
Speaker 1:that they tried to Because he was snitching.
Speaker 2:That's why, yeah, but it's like why you keep allowing this nigga to come on the stage. You be like all right, y'all never would've.
Speaker 1:Because you know why they whole case rests around him, so they have to put him on the stand or their case falls apart it's already done. My thing is, y'all didn't really think he was gonna hit y'all with the oop-de-doo, right, like what the fuck? Hashtag free Jeffrey hashtag.
Speaker 1:Not my brother, though the nigga got YSL on his shit like you really think, shout out to Bronson, come on now shout out Jeffrey man cause that nigga gonna be, out and you, y'all you know what's crazy they're going to make a whole movie about this shit. Unrelated topic. But related topic when Thug get out of jail boy, that motherfucker going to be rollick as shit. Y'all been seeing his ass in the courtroom.
Speaker 3:They look good.
Speaker 1:Thug ain't never looked so good before he been. Rollick he in that yore. I don't you know it's a website for pen pals with inmates. You know it's a Facebook page. I'm going to add you to the group. It's called Getting Out and they be posting all the fun-ass niggas they be like looking for a friend to talk to.
Speaker 2:This is why I need another man on this show. I don't engage.
Speaker 1:I just be like what do you want?
Speaker 4:I just be saying Any niggas in North Carolina.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they post all over America. You know what? Fuck it. Y'all seen Love at the Lockup. I'm on the next season.
Speaker 2:Let's go to the next topic. Let me cut y'all mics off. You ready the next topic why you cut our mics off Somebody else?
Speaker 1:that's probably going to need bronze steel.
Speaker 4:Lil.
Speaker 1:Yep, he was arrested for possession Of an illegal weapon, or basically Carrying a concealed weapon Without a permit. So it's not saying that he doesn't have a permit. He just doesn't have a Nevada permit. He has a Georgia concealed carry, which is illegal. You know it's illegal. Everything I'm not too familiar with, like the gun laws and charges. What is that like? Hold and carry If he's convicted I'm not really too sure what state laws Nevada is a different state hold and carry if he's convicted, um I'm not really too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's their laws? You gotta find out what's they, because I know different states are more lenient and more states are more so.
Speaker 1:This is how they got him. They got him from a video that they saw of somebody on his security team passing a gun to him oh, that's how they got him, so wait, wait, so they didn't catch him. They never officially saw him with a gun in his hand. They just seen a video of the gun being passed to him and it was registered to him, and so, because of that, they said oh, now you're carrying a concealed weapon without a valid proof.
Speaker 2:Nah, that's he gonna get, cause that's video.
Speaker 1:He was only held on a $5,000 bond he got it Honestly though honestly though, please artists, artists, entertainers. If you have security you should not be carrying no guns. Nah, fuck that. Get your people off social media. Social media is going to be the downfall. Let me tell you why.
Speaker 2:How'd they get the?
Speaker 1:video Because I keep trying, and let me tell y'all why. I went to a rabbit hole last night of the nigga in Charlotte that got arrested, like a couple months ago. A few months back he was. He stole $88,000 from Wells Fargo and the reason that the United States and the FBI got his ass was because he was posting on Instagram. And it's crazy see you follow this nigga, because when I went to go, look at the Instagram.
Speaker 4:You follow him.
Speaker 1:I feel like I know who you talking about. Yeah, I follow him. I don't want to say his name. I feel like he bought a car he did. Oh, I know exactly what you talking about he bought, he put a $20,000 down. Payment, he put a $20,000 down payment niggas niggas he went crazy. Nah, I fucked MPP. What he did was he worked at Wells Fargo in the. He was stealing money out of the vault.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, that's wild.
Speaker 1:You didn't think nobody was going to catch him, though, so let me tell you when I say I was in a rabbit hole. I read the court documents and everything. So y'all, the first transaction you was on. Lexisnexis yeah, the first transaction. First of all, this website. I saw it has court documents for everything yeah. Lexisnexis. Probably the first transaction he did was like for $445, right.
Speaker 1:Then the next transaction he did was like $200, right. So I guess that nigga was like oh shit. The next one was for $8,000, still small. I guess. I don't know what the fuck happened between that $800, the next transaction was for $5,665. The biggest one he did was for $13,000.
Speaker 2:So when you say transaction, what did he actually do? So?
Speaker 1:what he did was he took people who were like depositing money and he took the money out the vault and made fraudulent deposit slips that understated what the people deposited in the bank.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 1:And so, but the dumb ass what he did. Dumb. A couple things I noticed One he put that shit on social media. Stacks of cash.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:Niggas. He bought the car. He put a $20,000 payment on a Mercedes Benz car. But then went to Ally Financial and made a fraudulent loan for $20,000 with fake names. So you know he got caught for that. Then he was depositing the money at an ATM down the street from the bank.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:It keeps going. They said he was funding, said he was funding trips and then on the news thing is so funny because I'm watching like the news broadcast. The man was like in person was buying sections in a club Club known as Tattoos and Booze. Oh nigga from.
Speaker 2:Charlotte. Oh, this is Charlotte. This is Charlotte nigga. I'm going to show you his Instagram. I'm going to show you his Instagram.
Speaker 4:I'm going to show you his Instagram.
Speaker 1:He on the Instagram like flashing the money, everything, and this is not even like a small Charlotte nigga. This is a popular Charlotte nigga. He got out. Yeah, I think he's still fighting the case, but you want to know how popular he out. He did the time he out.
Speaker 2:He did the time. If we talking about the same person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm talking about in the vault.
Speaker 2:That's federal type shit, oh, I didn't know, he got 40 years. He got 40 years.
Speaker 1:He got.
Speaker 2:Let me see his picture again.
Speaker 1:But you want to know, oh, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, he's.
Speaker 4:You know this case got so popular.
Speaker 1:Desi Bangs did a remake of this shit. Like he out about the case because Desi Bangs did a remake.
Speaker 2:Look at this nigga with the cash in his hand, not even yours, Look look, look, look, look, look.
Speaker 1:Why do niggas do this shit? Why? I say all this to say y'all artists, entertainers, scammers, whoever you want to be keep your people and keep your shit off social media From a PR standpoint, from a social media, it's just our people. We got the edge to just show off. No, no, no, it's not our people either.
Speaker 2:White people do this shit too, but let me tell you about white people doing it. They be paint cars, american Express, black cars.
Speaker 1:They smarter with this shit, actually, you know what you crazy. White people are more blatant with this shit, but again they're white. It's different with us.
Speaker 2:I hate to say it, it's a white-collar crime for them.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, yeah. Again the white folks will have the black cards flashing it.
Speaker 2:Oh, most definitely Niggas got to flash money in the street like nigga. What Holmes said, I don't. What he said, put money to the, you know what I'm talking about put money to the air.
Speaker 1:We going to my next topic.
Speaker 2:No, no we ain't going to do that, we not gonna do that some shit like so disconnect it, man, huh man I as well.
Speaker 1:Fuck it cause I was about to say sorry, you think the Barb's gonna get me on tiktok. We don't care man honestly fuck that old ass, freaky ass grandma. Fuck her ass because let me tell you that video dropped with her nasty ass husband admitting to raping that girl at knife point.
Speaker 3:Fuck, oh, with her nasty ass husband admitting to raping that girl at knife. Point Fuck. Oh wait, what?
Speaker 1:Yeah the interrogation tape dropped on the timelines on Twitter. So now she quiet and hiding because now everybody's seeing that shit.
Speaker 2:I mean, obviously you should know she knew that this shit was going to come out either.
Speaker 3:What we got, next what we got next.
Speaker 2:Mariah Carey Mar next we've got next mariah carrie. Mariah carrie's mom and her sister died on the same day this weekend. Oh, I saw about the end the same damn, damn that's.
Speaker 1:That's fucked life is so short and tomorrow's not promised cause of death. No um they don't know um, nothing is. Mariah has been very tight-lipped. Nobody like the public, nobody media doesn't really know anything. It's not really sure if it was just like a coincidence or if it's just like they were in an accident. They both, you know that's what I'm saying? No, they didn't die together, they died separately.
Speaker 1:I think they died separately I think it was just a cool I read today the sister had an illness, so she had, she was battling cancer she's diagnosed that they um figured out she was um really really sick like a month ago, and then it was gonna put her in hospice? Yeah, and she's had hiv since like 96, but you know they weren't cool like she had um like 1996. Yeah, but her sister tried to sue her to let two years ago 125 million for emotional distress because, remember, mariah wrote that book.
Speaker 1:It was like a memoir book and in the book she was saying how, like her older sister um, she was saying like, how she had to go through therapy and she had to learn that her mom is patricia and her brother is her ex-brother, her sister is her ex-sister, because they will never be the people that she want them to be. And then she goes on to further explain that, like her sister when she was young, drugged her with valium and tried to sell her yep, try to sell mariah, yeah, so that's why they have a very like toxic relationship sell her yeah, and so the sister came back after the book like came out.
Speaker 1:The sister came back and sued mariah for 125 million dollars and said that's emotional distress you're trying to sell me, you're trying to sue me.
Speaker 1:She said it was no, she said all of that was false. She said it's no proof that, because mariah also said that they used to abuse her in that house, like she said a lot in that memoir. But it makes a lot of that makes sense, though, because mariah really um became really famous at like what 17, 18. Yeah, she was young, and that makes sense, though, because Mariah really became really famous at like what 17, 18?.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was young and that makes sense to why she married that older ass man and she was sick behind that shit. So a lot of shit Mariah been saying. It's been backed up with fans.
Speaker 3:I believe it Rest in peace to her sister though, yeah, her sister and her mom.
Speaker 1:Her mom had a toxic relationship too, like they just now started being reconnected again.
Speaker 2:It's just a lot.
Speaker 1:She don't even talk to her brother either. Nope, nope. What family member do she talk to, then? Something that's not trying to abuse her? Yeah, god damn, mariah. If you need a sister, let me know okay, I babysit the kids, so the next one is interesting.
Speaker 1:Y'all know I'm like a nerd at heart. Y'all remember how we was in school when science class they talked about Pangea Hell yeah. And they said all the continents Fit together like a puzzle piece. Ceo didn't know that, but yeah, they don't teach that In the New York schools, huh no.
Speaker 2:Ain't that right, blizzy. I'm smarter than both of y'all combined Free bliz, free bliz, free bliz. I'm smarter than both of y'all combined, isn't that right? I'm smarter than both of y'all combined, all right, yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 1:So matching sets of dinosaur footprints have been found on opposite sides of America. There was a footprint found in Cameroon, africa, and an identical footprint found in Brazil.
Speaker 4:Identical footprint, yeah, brazil, so what that mean.
Speaker 1:Identical, the same animal, so we're not connected. No, it is further evidence that Pangea was actually a thing. Oh yeah, and it goes to show that the tip of South America and Africa fit together like one big continent.
Speaker 4:And that further proves it If you look at what is it?
Speaker 1:Is it Australia? I think it's Australia. It connects with the United States. It does, and I'm kind of glad that we got the good side because, Australia be having them weird ass animals and shit and people be dying over there off of snake bites and shit and snakes be coming out of toilets over there.
Speaker 2:So I'm glad we got a good side but yeah, so people was questioning the puzzle theory.
Speaker 3:Yeah, people don't believe that dinosaurs was even a thing.
Speaker 1:There's a whole conspiracy that we're being lied to about dinosaurs, that was never a thing. People make these bones up and they just magically find them years later and they put it in museums and make it a whole big spectacle I went down that wormhole, it's nuts.
Speaker 1:Well, I will say, before I was an english teacher, I was, I was a science teacher and pangea was um, you know the. The theory is that pangea, well, first of all, we were all connected and that all of the continents had the same weather like climate system. So we were going all the all the continents had the same climate system as us. You know, we have fall, winter, um summer and spring. But now, since you know, the continents broke apart, moved to different um hemispheres. That's why we don't have that same climate weather. But if you think, if you look at the top of every climate of every continent, it's the same um climate. At the top of the tip of top every climate of every continent, it's the same climate so yeah, I mean, is it different skies in these different places?
Speaker 2:like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:is this? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying the tip of top is that don't make no sense.
Speaker 1:Before I go into tippy-top before I go into that. Y'all know weather is. Of course it is atmospheric, but you know, ecosystem affects weather too. So plants and stuff.
Speaker 1:So the plants that are living in those areas affect the weather too. That's why North Carolina is raining a lot, because we have a lot of forestry. You know what's crazy? Because we got a weather report that the air, air climate, is fucked up. It was, oh yeah, the air quality. Air quality is terrible. So if you have kids with asthma, if you got asthma, you can only be outside for like 45 minutes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what does that mean? How does that mean that the 45 minutes your ass gonna choke and die it?
Speaker 2:means that the air is not clean enough for you, for you to be able to breathe that stuff in and your lungs like this break it down, get your baby that inhaler, don't take that inhaler cause you done, got your weed in it, get your baby that inhaler again, I don't want to sound biblical, but read your fucking. Just read Revelations.
Speaker 4:Read that shit read it it's all in there, baby listen.
Speaker 1:The next one is long because y'all know I'm sorry. He said it's wrong with him. He said we all gonna die I was trying to ignore that.
Speaker 4:So bad it's the way he said it.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to say it, final destination ass nigga oh man, all right, this is my last one. Donald trump oh, he got indicted again. Oh, come on, I'm going to spit out my damn coat, all right? So y'all remember the last thousand charges that he had, and then the Supreme Court was like no, you can't do anything, because he was acting as the president in his official capacity. Okay, so y'all remember the person that was like spearheading that case against him, the special counsel, jack Smith.
Speaker 1:Okay, jack Smith, say reverse, nigga, I got your ass, so he rewrote his original indictments and took out the wording that said that president Trump was acting as a president his official capacity and rewrote it to say a candidate to make him a regular person, so he can be tried for those crimes, and that gets around the Supreme court's ruling on that original case.
Speaker 2:Oh, that nigga's smart as hell.
Speaker 1:And so, if you're not familiar, let me read you what those indictments were. That was like 40-something indictments, but they all basically came down to conspiracy to defraud the government system that counts the election votes, corruption and obstruction of the process of certifying Joe Button's victory. And then they added a new one.
Speaker 2:Joe Button.
Speaker 1:Oh, joe Biden, my bad Joseph Demetrius Biden. And then the new one is hatching a conspiracy against the bedrock rights of citizens to cast a vote and have it counted. So they also added a little razzle dazzle to the new one.
Speaker 3:So one of those charges.
Speaker 1:that was including the January 6th shit, right, yes, I can't never celebrate my birthday right, because white people wanted to riot on January 6th.
Speaker 2:That was when they went to the White House, yes, and it was crazy.
Speaker 1:That situation was so sad. Right, god, forgive me for this shit, but the only video I could think about was the white man talking about something. Yeah, we done already been in there already. That shit going on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah that shit. Yeah, and that was when everybody was plastered over cause somebody had retweeted somebody retweeted that like when you go, when you try to, when you stay in line in the club, you trying to see if it's worth it to go in.
Speaker 2:We done fucked up all the monuments and shit in there. That nigga said yeah, we done already been in there and shit we done done.
Speaker 1:going on that nigga thought he was at a party for real, he thought he was at a club. Hey, yo insert clip. You gotta find that one. Yeah, we gotta find that shit. It's so funny. That's the sad part. That's the only thing I can.
Speaker 2:yeah, we done been in there like that's a regular ass party they doing like yeah, that mona lisa, that shit is fake, they got tested, don't go in there, hey yo, but I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:On a serious note, january 6th was such a desecration of this country. It was. And if it was, I will say, if it was uno reversed on black people, we did that, shit we'd still be crucified to this fucking day honestly we probably would be enslaved by now. Okay, they'd be like you know what niggas it's enough of this shit.
Speaker 2:All of them, all of them would've been dead. They would've sent the whole SWAT army all together and they would've just shot on sight honestly, they would've burned it down yeah, honestly on national TV and then lied to us and say no, no no, you're living.
Speaker 1:They would have dropped the nuclear bomb on Washington Like just whopped Washington out and started over. You know, niggas, like cockroaches we don't never die.
Speaker 2:We just multiply. That's sad man. My people got to go through this shit Boy that shit sick.
Speaker 1:I hope that lock his little orange head ass up. I'm sick of him.
Speaker 2:I like that. He did that, though he must have went through the depths of research, so cause he was like he know he going to get Trump, he said.
Speaker 1:He said Trump deserves to be held accountable for his actions and he is going to make that happen on his deathbed, the man is out for blood.
Speaker 2:Okay, he don't get it too.
Speaker 1:Let me say that he also removed a key piece of language from the original indictment that the Supreme court used against him, which was language that Trump tried to use the Justice Department to promote claims of electoral fraud. Do you remember when they were saying, oh, electoral fraud, blah, blah, blah. The Justice Department is saying we're investigating, yeah, so they originally tried to say that the Justice Department was in cahoots with Trump, so they took that out. You know, justice Department?
Speaker 4:Supreme Court. Lock all them niggas.
Speaker 1:That was colluding and collaborating and cahooting. All them niggas that was colluding and collaborating and kahooting, Kahooting, collaborating and colluding. Lock all the asses up. So I do want to say there is the first debate on September 10th. Definitely, everybody should definitely tune in September 10th, what day is that Yep Friday. Saturday.
Speaker 2:Sunday. Now why would they have a debate on a Friday, saturday or Sunday? I'm just saying days of the week Sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday it's a Tuesday. Tuesday Yep Because this will be a key talking point. The key thing is For the DNC to talk about that. No this is a presidential debate.
Speaker 1:This is Kamala and Trump, and this is going to be a key point for Kamala's for the Harris campaign, because they want to know how a president who tried to overthrow American democracy avoided accountability and was able to run for the White House again. And it ain't gonna matter, because he gonna deflect like he always do. Y'all see Kamala, very nasty woman. She's not even black, she's Indian, swish at that. Look at my African American over there. You go, nigger, you go.
Speaker 4:You know, he said that at a rally, though, right.
Speaker 1:He said at a rally. He was like he was talking about the black votes and it was like a black man in the crowd cheering. He was like look at my African-American over there, I know that nigga was like fuck.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Trump said that shit.
Speaker 3:He's a dumb man. Are we surprised he didn't say?
Speaker 1:one. Trump said that shit, he's dumb man. Are we surprised? I ain't gonna lie, he just said one that said grab him by the pussy, I ain't gonna lie Trump's stupid as fuck, but I ain't gonna lie. He do got some quotables for real. He definitely should get some t-shirts, not go shop, no have one. Because I ain't gonna lie, I would buy them. Look at my African American over about that shit, hell yeah. Or actually you know what?
Speaker 2:I would not buy it.
Speaker 4:I would probably go to the hood and buy one from the.
Speaker 2:Trump, I ain't gonna give him my money directly. Y'all supporting Trump, y'all do that right.
Speaker 1:No, I'm supporting the t-shirt man. I'm gonna give him that design and tell him go make it Trump supporters.
Speaker 2:Y'all buying. I like that one. You're nasty as fuck. I like that one.
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Speaker 2:Make areolas great again. Areolas are already great. They're going to make them great again. Right, we need merch, we need merch.
Speaker 1:We need merch. Make areolas great again. They're already great. Why do you keep saying that? You got to do it as a quote on a shirt, see, and then you gotta have a backwards Nike sign to put Swish underneath In your defense.
Speaker 2:that made areolas greater, my friend. It made it greater.
Speaker 1:It was fine without them pitchy-ass fingers and the giggling and the giggling Swish is on that camera. Stop, stop.
Speaker 2:If y'all don't know, y'all find out soon.
Speaker 1:You gotta join the Patreon. Join the Patreon to see this shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, we should put it, yeah, yeah well, I didn't join it.
Speaker 1:Well, I gotta see that shit. I ain't joining that either. That's shit, crazy we got.
Speaker 2:We got free. We got freebies before it for running patreon we got first day, ceo's area y'all.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's for sad niggas and bitches.
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Speaker 1:Big ditty, big ditty. I don't know, I don't know what is going on.
Speaker 2:Listen. Everybody know I'm comfortable with my masculinity. It's some freaky frogs in this damn room.
Speaker 1:It's some freaky frogs. Niggas been freaky out there. He also is a photographer. Oco is a photographer. I am not a photographer.
Speaker 2:Freaky ass, nigga. I just take pictures. Oh, I just take pictures. He's a pitchographer.
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is with videographers that hang out with us, boy, but them some freaky ass niggas boy.
Speaker 2:No, that's crazy, because all our videographers were freaky ass. Well, except for Leroy Leroy, he wasn't like that Y'all don't know.
Speaker 1:This is the way he be dancing. He freaky Shout out Leroy, that's my boy he be killing it with the footwork. Yeah, all right. Tasty Swish, tasty Swish. All our videographers was freaky. Some wore masks, some wore masks Out there playing Batman and shit Get out. All right, I will save you. Matter of fact speaking of go ahead and hit your button. Nah, we deleted that shit, Don't worry about it. What would you do? What would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 2:You sound just like her. Yeah, you sure you're not related, not too?
Speaker 1:much on friends, not too much on me.
Speaker 2:God dang?
Speaker 1:No, we're not related, but you know how related we're going to be. When I see her, I'm going to slap the shit out of her.
Speaker 2:Y'all ain't going to do shit, nigga. She probably going to fuck y'all up. That'll be some shit if she know karate and some shit. That bitch don't know karate. How do?
Speaker 1:you know she doesn't. All right, I'm going to choke her. She know dick moves. I'm going to choke her ass with her own jock strap. Dick moves. Go ahead and move, man, do your what would you do?
Speaker 2:What would you do? Move with the dick.
Speaker 1:Hey, but yo you should never underestimate man, anybody bad. Don't go out there swinging. That bitch probably know some shit. I'm not underestimating her, I just know I Won't you do what you do.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna cut your mic off. Oh yeah, see, there you go, try it again. Go ahead, try. What would you do? Now again, my what would you do are accounts um, personally for me, or the account that I've got from somebody else so this account.
Speaker 1:He lives a freaky ass life no, I don't.
Speaker 2:I was in the average average life, but what would you do? This account is from something, well, somebody that I got that I got from somebody oh, this is gonna be a crazy one so what would you do?
Speaker 2:what would you do? What would you do? Say he's messing with her. It doesn't matter the duration of the relationship, he's messing with a girl. She got pregnant. Maybe the guy didn't want the baby. Maybe he didn't want the baby, neither here nor there. But say on this point, he didn't want the baby, right. He really didn't want the baby, right. So you have a baby shower. What the fuck is you doing? Listening? I can see you right there. Go ahead, do it again. My bad, go ahead. You rubbing the thing butt.
Speaker 1:Everybody need butt rub what movie is that from?
Speaker 2:what tripping.
Speaker 1:That's our Oscar, that's our form of a podcast.
Speaker 2:So no, what movie is that from what Trippin? Oh my, that's our Oscar. That's our form of a podcast.
Speaker 1:My bad.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, so Go to the baby shower. The parents is there, all the family members is there On both sides now Both sides, all the family members there.
Speaker 1:So the man didn't want the baby, but he still showed up to the baby shower. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. You know the baby shower. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. You know baby shower and shit.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's just well. Yeah, you know, both family members were besides dead. They're having a good old time, whatever, but one thing is missing one thing is missing. What do you think it is?
Speaker 1:The baby mama, the baby mama.
Speaker 2:Is it some shit? It's some shit that y'all probably wouldn't even think of.
Speaker 1:The meatballs.
Speaker 2:That's a good one. I like the meatballs, nope.
Speaker 1:The Burberry shirt.
Speaker 2:That's another good one. I like the Burberry shirt, the baby name Nope. The tequila. See, y'all ain't gonna ever get it. So what would you and what is the purpose of a baby shower?
Speaker 1:The baby the shower the baby and what else.
Speaker 2:And shower them with what? Gifts? Gifts. So what would you do if both sides of the family is there putting together a baby shower and there is no fucking gifts?
Speaker 1:Oh, my family had to get. What would you do? Oh, we fighting. They had to square the fuck up.
Speaker 4:My family like to fight anyway, so we fighting First of all showing up at a baby shower with no gift is crazy. Why did you come? You can't even get in.
Speaker 1:Why did you come? You can't get in. You can't get none of my meatballs. You can't get none of my baked beans. You can't get none of my mac and cheese. You can't get none of my wings. If you don't bring no gift to my baby shower.
Speaker 2:Let me get the mic, Paula.
Speaker 1:You know you got to start throwing flip-flops off at that point.
Speaker 2:That's nasty work right.
Speaker 1:Me and that baby boxing niggas for real, they're going to come out, mike Tyson. That's crazy as shit. I hate when people do that. Y'all know, while we're getting the mic and shit together.
Speaker 1:it was a story on Reddit where somebody in the invitation required a gift for entry and shit. And I'm not mad at that shit, because showing up to a baby shower just to play the games and eat food and not bring no gift, not even like 20 for no pampers pampers are not expensive, but you could have bought a pack of pampers. Okay, you ain't got a dollar tree and bought some pampers. Matter of fact, you could have bought some baby rats could have bought a uh, uh, what's the shit?
Speaker 2:um, a fucking what's that shit? Pacifier.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that shit like two dollars right, you could have bought something like you got a baby section.
Speaker 2:You get some wipes some little baby shampoo it gets better, though, but I'll just left it on that so so do we know that there's no gifts?
Speaker 1:like, how do we know? Nobody just bought everything off the registry and they're like oh, somebody better call me, there's no good, even if you buy something off the registry, that's cool.
Speaker 2:But somebody is bringing a physical gift like you, just no gifts. So the friends was there too. We're gonna just I'm gonna continue the story, but I just want to, you know, go around and see what you do. So what would you?
Speaker 1:do. What would you do?
Speaker 3:well, you threw your baby shower in my game it's on okay, it's on okay so they threw a baby shower for me or they just came to my baby shower no, they threw a baby shower for you. Okay, yeah, they threw my baby shower for me. They don't gotta come with us.
Speaker 2:What is that a house, though? Is that a house that they live in? You know just. No money was spent they don't gotta.
Speaker 3:You feel me nobody gotta bring you no gifts they
Speaker 1:don't like the people, that no gifts from friends from both sides that's, that's, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:That's that's crazy. You feel me. But you gonna be okay with it, what you gonna do I mean, I wouldn't take it personal, but I know the average person they they gonna cut their family off for real that's gonna that'll make.
Speaker 1:That'll make a motherfucker cut their family you'll fall for anything. Okay, I just I just bring you nothing to your baby shower. They definitely ain't doing shit for their baby.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of people who like like real close to me, who ain't never done that for my kid, you feel me. But I told myself when my baby mama was pregnant I'm not gonna expect nobody to do nothing for my kid you feel me like only I'm gonna you feel me like. She's straight.
Speaker 1:She's been straight since we get there, but what we're saying is what if you didn't expect that? You was like expected your people to show up with gifts I did expect my people to show up.
Speaker 3:you feel me, not like some people did you feel me, but, like you know, some people. Yeah, nobody show up.
Speaker 1:Nobody show up yeah.
Speaker 3:Fuck everything. They ain't going to never meet my kid. They ain't going to never meet my kid.
Speaker 4:Even the roaches didn't bring you shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah they ain't going to never meet my kid. The roaches is crazy, oh you can come on now now she be talking any other time in the background the fudge.
Speaker 2:The fudge is crazy. What would you do?
Speaker 4:we did it.
Speaker 5:I'm blocking everybody, yeah everybody getting blocked that's so calm I would calm the shit, the fuck down calmly hit the block, I would.
Speaker 2:I would tear shit the fuck down. You calmly hit the block.
Speaker 1:Fuck that, I would throw I would throw a nasty ass diaper on people's cars.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2:I'm sitting in that chair biting my nails off not a nasty ass diaper, a shitty diaper, a shitty diaper. That's even worse on the front mirror. And then when I see you, I'm gonna throw a penny out my door and and then when you throw it, this is what you should have bought me bitch.
Speaker 3:What would you do?
Speaker 1:You got to throw a penny on the witch. Yeah, I ain't going to lie, I'm going to want to fight for real. She going to lift that damn belly up in box. She look like she's knife niggas. She's stab niggas for real. I already know. So go ahead and tell her. I mean shit, I really. I'm going to play it cool, though, like I'm going to. Just I'm going to continue to do my own thing. You feel me Like? Oh, you got a plan, so you cool, and then you stab me.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:It's just, it's how I feel at the moment. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2:Flea, what would you do? What Flea, what would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 4:my bad, I was riding my battle rat around. What happened? I'm being honest. Future, though what up everybody? What?
Speaker 2:would you do? Oh, you tied on the sleeves at a baby shower and nobody bought you no, god damn gifts man life crazy.
Speaker 4:I'm just happy to be alive. You can't expect nothing from anybody. Nah, nah, nah, real shit. You can't expect anybody can turn their back on you at the end of the day, even your immediate family. So like I know what you mean. Like it's traditional, like yo pop out, bring some shit, celebrate a new life being born, but at the same time, like if nobody come through, it's like fuck it. Like I got myself in this situation so I'm going to get situated myself kind of like what Swish said.
Speaker 1:That's from the chapter Ecclesians, chapter 6, verses 11 through 12. Use that as a rhyme, Ecclesians.
Speaker 4:I got you, thank you.
Speaker 1:You're welcome. Sleaze, type shit Sleaze, don't go into your prolific shit. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:You forgot.
Speaker 1:They didn't have a job. Who didn't have a job?
Speaker 2:Oh that ain't relevant Older people ain't have no jobs.
Speaker 1:You ain't got no jobs.
Speaker 2:No, it's the two. The mother and the father didn't have a job.
Speaker 1:They should be having their damn baby.
Speaker 2:Right, that's why I didn't mention that, because that isn't relevant. Other people got to bring gifts. They got jobs, nigga. So what's the rest of the story? Hold on, you ain't out of here, nigga let me see shit.
Speaker 5:I'ma probably uh, i'ma just probably address the crowd for real, you're gonna dress the crowd like shit.
Speaker 2:We man, I might as well slide like what we having to look and they're gonna make an announcement like hold on, hold on, let me get a mic man.
Speaker 4:We man up in the slide man you feel me well, we just gonna leave, like I'm gonna look at it right there, what you?
Speaker 5:trying to do. Get the fuck, let go ahead and make some plates for the crib. But later on get the fuck out of here, man. They ain't going to put like this shit Dang they came here like that, let's get the fuck. They going to get the picture, and then we probably ain't going to answer. I'm going to tell everybody like man that nigga mad man. Give that nigga some time, or send him some shit. That's it. That's it. That's it, man, listen, he's going to go on here and do that man.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying, so that's just probably how that's going to go. You feel me, because I'm going to just do a collection plate. I don't know what's up.
Speaker 1:We can do a collection plate.
Speaker 5:But hold on, we got to hear from Kim, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Hey, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about Sleeves Hell yeah, nigga.
Speaker 4:It was so smooth.
Speaker 1:You finna, cause I swear to God, you'll get your car revoked. You finna, I really wasn't, though I bet, yeah, we on phone under pressure. Yeah, kezar, what would you do?
Speaker 2:Oh, okay so you having a kid With a girl? I saw that.
Speaker 1:Y'all family is throwing Y'all a baby shower. Y'all get to the baby shower. It's no gifts whatsoever. Your friends didn't bring gifts. Your family didn't bring gifts. It's nothing on the gift table. What would you do?
Speaker 2:what would you do all?
Speaker 5:y'all motherfuckers gotta go yeah, asap it's gonna be chili, chili, baby.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's about to be pium, pium, pium, pium, pium, pium, pium it's about to end, it's parking lot out. It's a 22 charlotte, charlotte hey, charlotte, charlotte, get your people, check all your people. So I seen the post that was like how come every time y'all be like check on your people? Hell, you right there, check on me yeah you're right there. Yeah, y'all fuck this. Y'all fuck the city over this one. I'm not fucked up. Who is you? I'm right there, charlotte, so finish the story, so what?
Speaker 2:happened. So what happened? So, okay, what happened, okay. So I don't know the whole entire story, but they ended up. It ended up was a fight. It ended up a fight between I don't know was it the families. Yeah, a fight between the family members and they all outside rioting and fighting and shit like that. And yeah, that was it.
Speaker 1:You know how people, because that just reminds me you know how people help you. Look for something that they took from you.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, that's how it goes. How?
Speaker 1:y'all fight each other. Neither one of y'all both fucking right here, and then you wouldn't have brought no and everybody no gifts in the fight.
Speaker 2:God damn it, god damn it they bought the drama oh my god. I'm still mad about the gifts, though so that's about what would you do if you have a baby shower and nobody bring you gifts and you got both sides of the family members there friends, family, shit and they get you no gifts. What would you do?
Speaker 1:and drop your pictures with your favorite burberry shirt meatballs. Is it my turn?
Speaker 1:yes all right, it's one on wednesday with your girl, unscripted. Um, I have a question tonight actually. Oh, somebody asked did a deer terraceace to me? I'm excited, it's my first one. Y'all ready? Somebody said Make sure y'all follow me. Red Flag Fridays will be out soon. Also, dear Terrace and Ex-Terrace Will be dropping soon. Follow me on Instagram and what not, but the Dear Terrace is. Hold on Dear Terrace. I'm scared to ask you this question, but I want to know what you and the podcast think me and my man be having sex, first of all, be having this crazy okay, I'm an english teacher damn it be having this wild.
Speaker 1:Me and my boyfriend be having sex and I want to introduce something new to the bedroom. The something new is the use of toys. Now I use toys on my personal time, but never with this man. I feel like the approach can just be something cool and slim, but I don't know how should I approach it. Sign the person name and then she said ps. I think he would throw me in between the refrigerator and the washer, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:Let me know. So Deer Taz going to respond and then the podcast going to interject. Yeah, honestly, sis, there's nothing wrong with using sex toys in the bedroom. Some men are fearful of them, which I don't know why, because sex toys are a team player. This is just a sport and all of you guys trying to get to the finish line, right, so it is a team player. The sex toys are an aid. Okay, it's like a power forward. Okay, it pushes the game along.
Speaker 1:Okay, ask your man. Ask your man when you talk to him, just like you know, talk about sex toys, talk about the kind of sex toys you like you know what I'm saying. Then maybe introduce them to a sex toy, a sex toy store. Okay, there's one on Wilkinson, that's really really freaky. Okay, the one over there by the paper doll yeah, the paper doll over there by the Walmart on Wilkinson, it's really really freaky. Don't ask me how I know. And then, when you go in there, tell the girl with piercing above her lip, with a pink hair that's my homie. Tell her I sent you.
Speaker 1:But pinchy, but you gotta introduce it. It's okay to ask for what you want Now, what you can do, sis, if that's not something he likes, you cannot be upset about it. If that's a deal breaker for you, then hey, that's one thing, but if it's not a deal breaker for you, try some other stuff that you may not have thought about and y'all like together. You know what I'm saying. As far as me and my niggas, we like sex toys. I got a whole little box, I got a suggestion. Go ahead. What you got to say, I would say, like bring up the conversation of wanting to explore different like sexual things with your boyfriend, and then you go first and say that you want to. You know, use a toy. And I suggest allegedly I don't know this for sure there is a vibrating ring that a man can put around his penis oh yeah, and it works for a man, but when?
Speaker 1:he's having sex with a woman.
Speaker 4:The woman feels the vibration too, and it enhances the sex.
Speaker 2:It's only like 10.99 if you go to the red door allegedly you know the exact price, you know what the fuck it is. Allegedly.
Speaker 1:I'm glad you said I'm glad you said that because that's beneficial and that could be how you could ease like toys into it, because if the first time is pleasurable for him, then he might be like, okay, this is not really a bad thing, you know, you know what, sid? I'm glad you said that there is a toy that's out and I don't know. Ladies, y'all heard this toy, but it's a panty where a woman can slip the panties on and it also doubles as like a vibrating panty and it's a Bluetooth remote that your significant other can have and y'all go on dates and stuff like that. So maybe, stuff like that. So maybe you could try that with him. Oh, do not give me that shit. Um, I will drop my affiliate shoppers link in the YouTube, so don't worry about it. Oh, yes, um, but yeah, maybe you could try that. That's a nice little cute, sexy date. Nice start off Like go to the movie and go to dinner.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you says don't when you do tie you in you know what I'm saying or don't be, don't pull out the dildo and shit because he gonna. He gonna be scared, okay, he gonna run since he's gonna listen, start off with something real, you know subtle, some oils, maybe some little, you know the little whips and stuff. Start off with stuff like that. Ow, shit also use like also, I would suggest like the sex dice. I'm like you play like little games, like card games, with the sex dice, y'all niggas over here playing damn he hit me destroy you my bad yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 1:See huh, I was trying to demonstrate the whip, how I hit hard. Some people like that. They're sick eyes.
Speaker 2:Can I, can I?
Speaker 1:yeah, go ahead, alright as a man.
Speaker 2:So, first of all, as a man, yeah, as a man, you gotta first, you gotta have a conversation. Yes, conversation, conversation gotta be had, cause if you just come out with some shit, especially the wrong type of shit, that relationship is over if you come out with a nine, it's double bruh, this shit is over double AD. This shit is over nigga. What the fuck? You think this is CEO talking his way right now.
Speaker 1:You got to have a conversation.
Speaker 2:Because I'm like I got to interject with this shit because too much banter is going on Like nah, nah, that's women's POV. I got to manage the POV. So first of all, you got to have a conversation Like listen, babe, you know I want to try this thing. What kind of toy toy you talking about here, you know. So you got to get that. So if he's comfortable with that type of toy, then you can start to interject that into the relationship. But please have the conversation with him and just don't have your crazy outlandish shit and try to go for the gun stoker.
Speaker 1:That shit ain't going to work. He sounds like Marla Way.
Speaker 2:He's like please, please, have that conversation he'll say do not whip no shit out.
Speaker 1:You ain't talking to me, cause I'm gonna look at you like you're fucking out with his strap on, nigga yo like, what kind of?
Speaker 2:what kind of sex toy party you think this is nigga.
Speaker 1:This shit is over, relationship is over, so we don't want your relationship to die, so please have that conversation yeah, no, seriously had that conversation and, like I said, start off with something like small, so don't jump into the deep end, okay, please. You pull out shit that he not ready for, like you know, anal bees and shit like that.
Speaker 2:It's just wow but then on the other note, on the other note as a ceo?
Speaker 1:not even that just no.
Speaker 2:On another note, if you pull that shit out and that nigga, whatever kind of it is, and he's receptive of it, be prepared.
Speaker 1:See, that's when you have to have the conversation after the fact, if you already know the name of the stuff, oh, I'm glad you got that whoa had a conversation with the nigga after the fact so it could go both ways.
Speaker 2:So basically talk to that nigga before and after, depending on how his reaction is. That's my tip go ahead.
Speaker 1:what would you do if you came in and seen your son using your toy Yo?
Speaker 2:Like using your rose. Oh, you mean from a woman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I can answer that. Like a nigga on the bed, just like on his knee, he look back like, ooh, I would be sick.
Speaker 2:You bought it. You bought it into the relationship. I'd be sick as fuck that nigga using that shit more than you.
Speaker 1:You like you go to use, you like damn the motor burnt out. I just got this, that's what you got. You taking his coochie juice, his pussy juice.
Speaker 2:I'm going to find out the hallway.
Speaker 3:Hey yo, oh shit, I can go both ways, sis, I can go both ways sis, but let us know how it go.
Speaker 2:Let us know how it go, try it, let us know. Let us know how it go.
Speaker 1:Listen, listen. Sis At the end of the day, it's all up to you. Sex is universal. Sex is creative. Be creative as you like, just make sure you talk to your partner. And that's Dear Terrence for today.
Speaker 2:Thanks you did that before, didn't? You he did that shit before you got a video of that one too he ain't denying it.
Speaker 1:Roses and hoses and the untold stories oh my and on that note that was deer terrace for the week. Y'all sending out deer terraces. Shoot them to my instagram for people that know me. Y'all shoot them to my inbox. Shoot them to my twitter. I'm curious to answer y'all questions on this podcast and, honestly, I didn't even ask her. I told her I was doing a dear tears like weeks ago and she sent that question. I told her. I said well, can I do my podcast? She said yeah, just don't tell people who I am. I said okay.
Speaker 2:Remain anonymous, you are anonymous, you will always be anonymous, cause I don Somebody on.
Speaker 1:TikTok said that they agree with you Swish. Take the rose, put it on your clit and then have the man stroke you. I hope he's not stroking like that. By the looks of how he was pinching them titties, he might be.
Speaker 2:Hey, I want to. Before we leave, I want to leave. I think I want to start this one with like a word of the day, a positive word of the day, because, like Coco used to bring that shit, I used to bring that shit, I used to like that shit. You know, shout out to coco even though, but you know so that's crazy positive word of the day.
Speaker 1:No, that's my people's, but it's just.
Speaker 2:You know, yeah it was just how you did it. Yeah, that's my people. But today's positive word of the day is elevation. And um, I say that because I'm like, I've seen where a lot of things came from training day no advisory, advisory and just things that you do by nature, whether you're an entrepreneur, whether you're at work and you get a promotion, you know. Just, elevate Life is all about elevation. So somebody told me was like yo. If you are a person that's running on a treadmill, you really got to change your course in what you're doing. I was like that's crazy. You know, they can be moving or trembling, they can just run it in place. So don't run in place. Elevate your life, elevate your lifestyle, elevate whatever that is you do and never settle for less.
Speaker 1:I love that. That was fire, that was fire, and that's all motivation.
Speaker 4:And that's all motivation.
Speaker 2:And that's all very inspiring, very philanthropist CEO Jakes McClain very demure, very classy, very mindful Bishop Antoine.
Speaker 1:Antoine is some cleanies demure shout out to. Elevation. I love that word. Elevation is definitely the word for the year. I got on Instagram today and it's almost been a year since I joined y'all on this podcast. It has almost been a year, so welcome to the game. Almost been a year since I joined y'all on this podcast. It has almost been a year for real, so I can't wait to do like a one year um re, re, re, re, re anniversary party for us gonna play the first episode and then point out the differences so much has changed.
Speaker 1:So much freakiness has left the building, and then we got.
Speaker 2:Swish the Areola King.
Speaker 1:The King Areola is crazy. I'm going to change the name of my phone to that shit.
Speaker 3:I'm changing it to Mr Krabs with the little pitch I'm going to Freaky Frog.
Speaker 1:Start calling his ass, franklin.
Speaker 4:Freaky.
Speaker 1:Ass Frog. Yeah, freaky Frog. Start calling his ass Franklin. Freaky ass frog. Yeah, freaky frog. But yeah, shout out to y'all, shout out to us. No advisory is on the way up. Always, we're always elevating and shout out to you, our listeners, our followers, our viewers, everything. We would not be you, we would not be us without you, and you wouldn't be you without us either. To be honest, we love y'all.
Speaker 2:Shout out to post. You know training day. Clt is having an open mic segment there. The post experience is something very dope, put together by a lot of dope individuals, One of them who happened to be here today.
Speaker 1:K's are shot, the K's are and this is dope, you know, it's for the creatives, you know they say the creatives are the pulse of the city.
Speaker 2:I like that slogan, the credits of the post of the city, cause if you look at Charlotte right, and everybody says Charlotte is a place they come and get money to go to Atlanta. Well, that needs to change, you know, because Charlotte has a lot of talent, a lot of creatives, a lot of space, a lot of growth, and I think it can be. I don't want to say I don't want it to be Atlanta, because Atlanta, as we all know, this shit Oversaturated, oversaturated, so just over saturated. So just let charlotte be charlotte. And uh, this is a great way to start, you know, with the post experience. So training day will be there, an open mic segment doing that thing, saturday and sunday. So just come out, get tickets on uh, what's the name, what's the um site to get the tickets? The post experiencecom, that's it. Oh, I didn't want to look at the flyer because I'd be like the post experiencecom.
Speaker 1:Make sure y'all get y'all tickets, make sure y'all show up. Y'all always complain about Not having anything to do In the city or any outlet, you got anything to do. You got an outlet to perform your favorite podcast. Gonna be there. Your favorite organizer Is gonna be there. The organizers are amazing. Get out to the city, meet people, network, do your thing. Charlotte is no longer A middleman for the industry. We are the man, so know that, and that's all I got to say.
Speaker 2:If fuck got DJs, that mean playing the fucking local artists and shit. Man, you know the fuck you are, man I shouldn't name y'all niggas, but I'm going to leave it alone. Man, I'm going to leave it alone, huh.
Speaker 1:This is not elevating, this is damn from the elevating.
Speaker 2:Nah, fuck that. This is just saying what the fuck I want. Because if we was, if that. Dj I'm talking to you DJs, djs.
Speaker 1:DJs, djs, huh, put a name on it. No, no, no I'm not going to do it. No, please don't encourage that. Are you scared? Put a name on it. No, no, no, no, no, no no, no, play these artists, man.
Speaker 2:A lot of artists, a lot of dope artists. If they trash, just say they trash. I'm like, no, I ain't do that. But if you know you got a dope artist, play this record, dude, give them some light or something, because at the end of the day that's going to shed light on you and the whole city and that's going to bring more people here. Like, okay, charlotte got the talent. So DJs, talk to the DJ. If the DJ's ain't playing the nigga's in, just go on the waistline. So, dj's, set your job up. Alright, I know, polo, do it right. Polo, huh, you better get on your ass. Put your ass on this fucking mic, not too?
Speaker 2:much on Polo never too much on Polo never come on watch yourself.
Speaker 1:Watch your fucking mouth, buddy. We hate to have to meet meet mop. You molly, whop your ass for.
Speaker 2:Polo, I got something going on. Every time I mention some nigga fucking name, y'all get one more back.
Speaker 1:We love Polo, we don't play about Polo and Polo don't play about us.
Speaker 2:That's my nigga too, but you ain't seen me Well that because you ain't got the logins.
Speaker 1:And on that note it's your girl. It's your girl TO of y'all niggas. Bang, thank you.
