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From Yacht Parties to Comedy Gold: Inside Celebrity Gossip and Social Media Trends with Kiz2Funny
What happens when you host your first gig and it leads to a yacht party? Tune in for a night packed with laughter and celebration as we share our exciting plans at Infinity Live and tease some big announcements on the horizon. Shoutouts to Polo, our cameraman Swish, and our social media coordinator Kim for making it all possible. From my first hosting success to upcoming events at Camp North End, this episode is a rollercoaster of playful banter and cheers to more good times ahead!
Have you ever wondered how celebrities really behave when the cameras are off? We're diving into memorable encounters, like a run-in with Allen Iverson and the public and personal struggles of Rudy Gobert during the COVID-19 pandemic. The debate heats up as we compare the impacts of contracting COVID-19 versus chlamydia and delve into the drama between Chief Keef, Sexy Red, and Kayla B. It's a lively mix of celebrity gossip, health comparisons, and the importance of respectful communication that you won't want to miss.
Special guest Kiz2Funny joins us to navigate the world of comedy and social media. From stand-up challenges to creating viral content online, we explore how platforms like TikTok are changing the game for comedians. Hear about the hurdles and hilarities of performing at an HBCU during homecoming and get tips on going viral with outrageous content. Plus, we share our dream comedy tours and favorite comedians, all wrapped up in our signature unscripted humor and an energetic freestyle session to cap it off.
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I'm gonna make my beer on the beat. Trap's hit on the beat, but y'all know I ain't no rapper though. Yeah, let's get it, Me and my gang we up and yeah.
Speaker 2:Cheers y'all. I'm on the YouTube Corner of Ozzy Podcast. Your boy CO.
Speaker 1:McLean, it's your girl Trap's hit. It's seriously scripted. Co's, fucking stupid y'all. How did you drink that? I'm scared of you Right.
Speaker 2:Bruh, this is going to be a great night.
Speaker 1:But like Sid has said before, sid, where we at Infinity Live, yeah, we're going to Infinity Live.
Speaker 3:That's free promo, oh no.
Speaker 1:You got excited, I'm about to say Y'all niggas getting paid. That's what I'm talking about Getting paid. Speaking of getting paid, though, we got big news coming soon. Big news coming real soon. Stay tuned, stay tuned.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I'm excited, shout out my Polo, polo, polo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, y'all know, let me tell Polo I said earlier, he is not. Us Assassin. He's Ralph Lauren, okay.
Speaker 2:He's not Great Value, not that US Assassin. He is Brandon US Assassin got two horses, polo got one. Okay, alright, shout out to Polo. You know what I mean. Shout out to y'all cameraman, no. Oh damn.
Speaker 1:His cameraman. Oh damn, shout out to y'all cameraman.
Speaker 2:No, oh damn, his cameraman, oh damn. So you say, I try to do, you Get in front of the camera switch hey yo switch. Tell him don't get no fucking edibles, all right. Tell him take back all your fucking edibles, Be an Indian giver and take them shits back, hold on.
Speaker 1:You see, now hit him where it hurts, right Hit him where it hurts. First of all, me and Sid get switched a hard time every time.
Speaker 2:He know this, but you never get better. Oh damn, Hold on.
Speaker 1:I didn't cover my man, swish like that we finna go to. Adidas, he ain't saying with Nike no more.
Speaker 2:Oh goddamn, I can't help you Swish.
Speaker 1:That's crazy as fuck. Kanye really has slaves y'all.
Speaker 2:Shout out to the hoochies in the building.
Speaker 1:The hoochies, the hoochies, shout out, shout out. When Switch clipped this, y'all going to see it on the screen, but shout out to our social media coordinator, kim yeah.
Speaker 2:Who's also a hoochie.
Speaker 1:What? She's a hoochie, right, Not you. Put the camera closer to her. That is messy. But keep that down. That's messy. Shout out to the hoochies. We are going on vacation in two weeks, y'all when?
Speaker 2:y'all going.
Speaker 1:To Cancun. Oh, mexico, don't make no look here.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, you going with the Swish.
Speaker 1:Swish didn't ask me about none of that. Wait a minute. You did say you had the extra space in your room.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:You put that shit live on air. Ooh, listen, I want you to zoom in. I want you to. I want you to zoom in on my face on this one Swish Zoom in on my face. Swish said he's single so he's trying to be. Listen, the Nike check.
Speaker 2:I'm going to sip this shit, wouldn't even.
Speaker 1:Subjective. The Nike check wouldn't. Even I'm a subjective. I hope they know.
Speaker 2:Oh, shout out to the. Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead an alcoholic.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the bartender. We have a bartender, now a resident bartender, so shout out to what's the bartender name? Destiny? No, I know it was. It's Boozy with Des. Every bartender has a specialty name.
Speaker 2:I know it's Destiny. I just found this shit out today. What is it called that?
Speaker 3:means you're not locked in and you don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:Who just made that shit up? I just made that shit up. No, we didn't you just made that up?
Speaker 1:When the fuck you made this shit up, alright, boozy by death. Shout out to her Punishment. Also, shout out to our YouTube correspondent Ty. Shout out to you babes, you know what I'm saying. We really have a full team. I love this and that shit is so crazy. You know what I'm saying? It's just, it's just been a business. We dropped that Fucking dead weight. We did A lot of great things happened.
Speaker 3:Oh, hey, what up.
Speaker 1:I had my first hosting gig, yeah.
Speaker 2:Yes, round of applause. Round of applause for that. Where's the applause? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:It went amazing. I had a great time. All y'all showed up to support me.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's what y'all do, even though we ain't stable.
Speaker 1:I really want, it's okay. It's okay because I really want to pull up and cry for it, but I'm not because I'm a thug.
Speaker 2:Because y'all be a thug.
Speaker 1:My brother came out. My sister came out, like eight of my friends came, plus y'all. Swish was the cameraman. So I really appreciate all that because I was nervous as fuck. But I got up there, did my shit and I got booked for July 3rd. Guess where y'all where? At Camp North End. Oh shit, hold on, that's a Wednesday. I know 6 to 9.
Speaker 3:I know where I be here fashionably late, fashionably late, but I be here, I gotta go there first.
Speaker 1:That's lit $69, though Shout out, I got booked because of the hosting gig. I got booked because of that Yay, so shout out to that. And I got another booking. I'm hosting a yacht party at the end of August. Oh shoot, I need a ticket.
Speaker 2:I don't need a ticket, I need a free ticket.
Speaker 1:So so this yacht party At the end of August Is a private party, so I cannot give y'all Tickling, but I am hosting A yacht party At the end of August.
Speaker 2:Diddy gonna be there.
Speaker 1:In Wilmington.
Speaker 2:Hell, no, diddy not gonna be there, I wanna be there and all people.
Speaker 1:Why would you say Diddy?
Speaker 2:Because you know Diddy throwing, fucking yacht parties and shit, it'd be crazy.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I'll be booked and busy. I am booked and busy with breasts booked and busy. Alright, this is you juggling air those are titties she got boobs. She got full blown titties full blown titties.
Speaker 2:These are boobs and we got a very special guest in the building, but we gonna get her on, yeah, because she playing with me right now.
Speaker 1:Let's take a count of hands. These are boobs. Subscribers. Are these boobs? If I stab them, will they deflate? No, oh, are these boobs or?
Speaker 2:titties. Or titties Knockers, knockers.
Speaker 1:Knockers, knockers sound like some white people shit those are definitely knockers, those are bobos, those are bobos.
Speaker 2:Bobos, those are.
Speaker 1:Bobos, bobos. No, these are Bobos. These are Bobos. Suck my Bobo Ew.
Speaker 2:Suck my Bobo, I'm sorry, that's boozy by this.
Speaker 1:Let's move on Hot Topics with Trevi. Trevi and that's on Hot Topics. Trevi, I'll celebrity birthdays first. Trap me here and get some hot toppings. Trap me here on Celebrity Birthdays first. Alright, go ahead. Celebrity.
Speaker 2:Birthdays.
Speaker 1:I'm about to say something you about to say what Nothing Is giving humble, don't you ever. All my life I had to fight. Yes, you can. I'd be damned if you let me play me that's a perfect.
Speaker 2:Go ahead, because I was going to get some other shit. Go ahead, because I was going to get some other shit.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, don't wait. All right, celebrity birthday, so first up we got Ariana Grande Shout out to Ariana.
Speaker 2:Oh, ariana Grande, how old is she? She?
Speaker 1:turned 31. Hey, Ariana.
Speaker 3:Grande you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I was listening to what's Callin' in the Car. Sorry because the set is loud, because we I was listening to what you Got In the Car the other day who POV by Ariana Grande. That shit, she's a hell of an artist. My chest started tightening a little bit my chest started tightening. I was a little.
Speaker 2:Who's bigger, her or Taylor Swift, taylor Swift, taylor Swift Okay, taylor.
Speaker 1:Swift, although Ariana does have the talent, yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Up next Derek Jeter. He turned 50. I got a baseball bat in my car just because of him.
Speaker 2:Damn. I remember watching this nigga play 50. God damn.
Speaker 1:Damn he younger than you? Fuck yeah, how dare Jeter younger than you? Because you like what 62? I thought he was 67.
Speaker 2:What should I do, biggie? Should I rub your belly? Give me some inspiration, that's looking good.
Speaker 3:Biggie said leave it alone.
Speaker 1:Okay, you love me. Biggie said leave real long. That's giving Diddy right there. Huh, rubbing on that man's belly.
Speaker 2:Diddy probably rubbed his belly a couple of times too.
Speaker 1:Okay, we're moving on Up next Iman Sherpert, sherpert, sherpert, sherpert, whatever his name is Sherpert To tell a tale of former ex-husband.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to get into that, okay.
Speaker 1:He turned 34. Like I told my children, big clap on three, one, two, three, what I gave him? A little clap, a clap. I don't fuck with that nigga.
Speaker 2:I give him a big clap.
Speaker 1:Iman Up. Next, shannon Sharp turned 56. Shannon Sharp, mr Black and Black. Oh, Mr Unc, you ordered a Shannon Sharp too.
Speaker 2:That.
Speaker 1:You ordered a Shad Sharp too, that is crazy Biggie.
Speaker 2:what should?
Speaker 1:I do. Okay, what you rub this time? The next time. Okay, what you rub this time.
Speaker 2:It's given below the belly Right Okay.
Speaker 1:What did you say? Okay, all right, biggie said some shit to me. Now you know, when people watch this that don't really like you. They're going to clip that part of it and send it to a mental asylum and they're going to come get your ass, they're going to be like please Involuntarily come in his ass. Yeah.
Speaker 2:They're going to Hold on. Niggas in white suits going to show up. You got my back right Spiritually.
Speaker 1:See. Spiritually, spiritually, baby, okay, they're going to be like Biggie, come with us Hold on Biggie. What do you got to say about that Baby? Okay, this nigga crazy. You know what's really crazy though, what I know what if Biggie was really talking and we just ain't know that shit.
Speaker 2:He's talking.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you oh my God, that K-pop, that K-pop boy, it's K Michael Vick turned 44. Oh, vick turned 44. I mean, michael Vick is way younger than you. That is crazy.
Speaker 2:Yo Vick is an asshole in real life. I met him in real life. He's an asshole.
Speaker 1:He's fine as fuck in real life. He's an asshole in real life.
Speaker 2:He's one of the people for celebrities that doesn't like to be a celebrity.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Really. Y'all know I think we talked about this being in person who? Allen Iverson I?
Speaker 4:was just about to say that too. No, he's not. Yes, he is.
Speaker 1:He's rude as fucking person. He's very rude.
Speaker 2:Tom's our account. Shout out to my man Elliot. He done me E-class, yeah, e-class. You know through personal people and shit like that I have many accounts with.
Speaker 1:Allen Iverson? No, he's not the Chili's, the TJ Fridays over there by Northway. He was in there and I was in there I think it was a summertime because me and Big Brother was in there like eating lunch and some kids came up. He really didn't want to talk to him, but I get it because you know kids be all in your face. A woman came up was like her in the restaurant.
Speaker 2:He's like yelling at her.
Speaker 1:Yes, what he said I'm eating right now da da, da da. That's how he is.
Speaker 2:She might have, but she probably didn't catch him, but you know as a celebrity.
Speaker 1:As a celebrity, shameless plug. Please go book the unscripted agency for all your PR needs. As a celebrity. There is a way to say that shit without you can be. Ma'am, I'm not doing any autograph stuff right now. If I have a time before I leave then I'll come over to you. You ain't got to. That leaves no expectation. He yelled at her and that motherfucker, and on my way out, I mean mugged his ass. I will snap every little little bow, wow, braids out of there. Calvin Cambridge, I will slap them shit outside of them. Calvin Cambridge is crazy.
Speaker 2:We not going to do that day.
Speaker 1:I don't give a fuck about AI, ai come on this segment come on this podcast, ai, and explain why you yelled at that fucking lady.
Speaker 2:I mean as a celebrity. Just because they a celebrity being, we know that you a celebrity, but they are. They're just human beings. You know regular people so you know in that point he's eating, give some time. But as a fan, they don't respect that, they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1:They see a person that they like or and she not saying it's wrong for him to say no, but she just saying it's a way to say it.
Speaker 1:So, although you are human, you still have to. It's not what you say, it's how you say it. And another shameless plug please go book the Unscripted Agency for your PR and public relations needs, Because, as a publicist, I will tell you he is a celebrity, Although we do not always think of them as human they are. But he's also a celebrity. He recognizes that and that's his accountability to own up to being a celebrity. You are unfortunately held at a wholly different pedestal than regular humans, and that's just what that is.
Speaker 1:That's the business. You're a part of it. You got of, you gotta play in it and that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Everybody experiences are different.
Speaker 1:My experience and being around him and you ain't never been no celebrity, so you don't know his experience I just said being around him and seeing him and all that shit.
Speaker 2:I've never seen that from him, because I've probably been around him way more than you you might be a guy.
Speaker 1:So he's a guy, you know no, I've seen him in action. Some girls are a girl's girl and they don't really care for men, so maybe he's a guy's guy.
Speaker 2:We're not going to do that to AI, Because I've been around him and men and women, children, and I've never seen him.
Speaker 1:Maybe he has a thing about being friends with guys.
Speaker 2:All right, let's go.
Speaker 1:We're not going to do that to.
Speaker 2:AI. Okay, that was a bad. Maybe that was a bad day for him.
Speaker 1:We're not going to do Rudy Gobert. He turned 32. Oh, Rudy Gobert.
Speaker 3:For the Tickles.
Speaker 1:I think oh, the Mike's getting it good, oh yeah the nigga that gave everybody COVID and shit Playing around. Oh him, oh yeah, I remember that they had memes about him for weeks. Yeah, that shit crazy.
Speaker 2:But to his defense, he didn't know he had COVID at that particular moment.
Speaker 1:He didn't know, but that was crazy, that was nasty work to do, that he was a player of the year nominee and being regarded as the nigga that gave everybody.
Speaker 2:COVID, that's nasty work, crazy work, and he hashtagged nasty work.
Speaker 1:And he really went through some shit when that shit happened, because a lot of people blamed him.
Speaker 4:He was listening to some mental shit.
Speaker 1:He said that he went through some mental shit. That's fucked up he did. Damn you, the nigga that gave, gave everybody and he didn't know it was.
Speaker 2:but you can't do that.
Speaker 1:Next you like rudy, let me say let me say this, rudy, let me say this please take that, I want you to take that as a strive, because at least you're not the nigga that gave everybody, you know, chlamydia or something.
Speaker 2:So you know wait, I think isn't covid worse than that though no chlamydia. If I have, I can't die from chlamydia, though this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:If I'm with a nigga, what's?
Speaker 2:worse chlamydia or COVID. If I'm with a nigga right and he give me COVID. I'm not, I'm going with chlamydia.
Speaker 1:Like you said, he unknowingly, didn't know, he gave me COVID, Wait T, At least my pussy.
Speaker 2:good Wait. Are you trying to say chlamydia is worse than COVID?
Speaker 1:I don't want to itch. Have you had a pussy? That is before.
Speaker 2:I don't have a pussy All right then.
Speaker 1:So you don't know how that shit feel like so you would rather chlamydia than COVID? Hell yeah, you could die from chlamydia, y'all rather chlamydia. I would rather COVID than chlamydia.
Speaker 2:Okay, you'd rather COVID than chlamydia. You say you'd rather chlamydia than COVID.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying you know what I'm saying. Look off, I don't want COVID in there. See my thinking behind that is like damn, yeah, I got COVID, which is really just, it's a thing where people don't look at you crazy.
Speaker 2:Listen no listen.
Speaker 1:It's an exasperated fluke, right, but if you tell niggas, y'all got chlamydia.
Speaker 3:They be like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:No, I'd rather have COVID and my pussy be good than have chlamydia and be healthy. You got to think of it like that, Like somebody like you. If you tell somebody you got COVID, they go like oh damn, are you okay, Right? But if you tell somebody, if you tell them, it's like damn, y'all got chlamydia, Get away Right, right, but you said you better have chlamydia than COVID, that's what you said you, I'm like hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm high, I'm high boy. That shit crazy. I didn't think about what you was saying. I thought about what I just said right.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm like. I had to say it like five times, cause I was like you'd rather chlamydia than COVID yeah, give me that chlamydia? Yeah, I'm like you'd rather chlamydia than.
Speaker 1:COVID, I know what they. This better not be clipped on fucking Opens. I swear to God, this better not be fucking clipped.
Speaker 2:It's going to be clipped on Opens as Terrace.
Speaker 1:Would prefer Clip Me. And people are going to be like what you think this the one that's going to get us viral. You know what? I might take one for the team, depending on how much money Ramone's going to cut the shit. I might take one for the team.
Speaker 2:I'm screaming hey, that's a poll question. What do you rather?
Speaker 1:Chlamydia or COVID. Yeah, we got to post that on social media, which one do?
Speaker 2:you got which one do the ladies rather.
Speaker 1:I mean the chlamydia. Don't hurt you either, though, but I mean that's like for niggas.
Speaker 2:What's the?
Speaker 1:niggas' version. On the other hand, in two weeks and some good antibiotics. That is true, covid has lingering effects. Your kidneys might be affected, your lungs might be affected. You know, memory might be affected. So you changing your answer no, I'm still going for COVID.
Speaker 3:To be fair and.
Speaker 1:I mean to be fair again really serious COVID is. Even though you may not die from COVID, covid has long-lasting effects.
Speaker 2:That you may not see as you're older, but so does chlamydia.
Speaker 1:If you have chlamydia undetected for so long. No, you actually can't have kids. Oh shit. So chlamydia and COVID neck and neck now.
Speaker 2:So you still rather have, so let me tell you, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:So let me tell y'all no, no, listen, let me tell y'all a little known are two of the oldest diseases, right, and there is an old myth and they still haven't determined if this is myth or not that people that have arthritis actually had some form of chlamydia or gonorrhea that went undetected and stayed in their system for so long it crept into their bones so that's why they got arthritis? Yes, and that's why every not everybody gets arthritis and they say that people that get it like really, really bad.
Speaker 1:They had multiple times and it went undetected.
Speaker 2:So when I broke my tibula, fibula and badibula, the doctor said that I may have arthritis when I get older because of my bones.
Speaker 1:He wanted to say chlamydia. No, no, no, no, no, because you broke them.
Speaker 2:Right. So that doesn't necessarily deem true. That's why I said it's a myth. I didn to say chlamydia no, no, no, no, no, Because you broke them Right. So that doesn't necessarily deem true. That's why I said it's a myth. I didn't say it was true.
Speaker 1:I said it's an old myth, it's something that they used to say back in the old days. Well, chlamydia in your bones ain't going to hurt you, shut up. I'm just saying they couldn't go to the doctor. They didn't have the same access to medicine.
Speaker 2:So niggas was just getting chlamydia and shit.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Niggas don't get chlamydia. Who's that Black?
Speaker 1:people. You know what Black people definitely get chlamydia and gonorrhea.
Speaker 2:A nigga can get. Chlamydia yes, anybody can get it, I can get chlamydia.
Speaker 1:Yes, how I Get chlamydia when people listen to this podcast, they're going to be like bro what do they be talking about?
Speaker 3:He is trolling so bad he's trolling, so bad, Go ahead C. Go ahead, clip that shit. Right, clip that shit.
Speaker 1:All right, You're going to get ch shit. My bad, I mean that's not what you was about to say C.
Speaker 2:You don't get commedia.
Speaker 1:That's what they said. No, no, all right. First hot topic Taraji P Henson is set to host the BET 2024 Awards for the fourth time.
Speaker 2:Okay, who cares? I like Taraji. Who fucking cares? I don't give a fuck about that shit. Who cares Next?
Speaker 1:Damn, what the hell, what Taraji do to you.
Speaker 2:No, shout out to Taraji. But I don't give a fuck about that shit. Pick something else. Damn it, Damn. We got to get something else.
Speaker 1:Pick something else is crazy, All right. Fulio just got killed on his 26th birthday.
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck about that shit either. Put something else, fulio. Fuck that nigga.
Speaker 1:That's karma. Don't have it. Because he said he didn't get fucked by shit either.
Speaker 2:He did no, but he was dissing all these dead motherfuckers so he had that shit coming to him like he had. You saw that post by young and ace. That nigga made a song, got him or gated, got it right when he died.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's crazy he was like they sent me the look. I told him he had was the one oh did you see the video?
Speaker 2:young and ace is funny. Yo, they, yeah, he did first of all, let me tell you he don't want that kill.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know, um, you know young, and the ace, right, all right, he is the one that killed his three friends. Yeah, they, the three friends, got killed on the birthday, on the after leaving the birthday dinner. Yeah, polo, no, no, we'll show it. We'll show, tell you this stuff Because I can never say it was him. Yeah, but Fulio, disrespectful, because he went to the Brother Grave, yeah, he went to the Brother Grave, did a diss song and did that shit to Fantasia. When I see you at the Brother Grave, performed a diss song and did the video there and said he killed him on his 23rd, he said he died on his 23rd birthday. Yeah, then he died June 26th.
Speaker 2:Right on his birthday.
Speaker 1:June 23rd.
Speaker 2:And what Young A said? The nigga died the same day he came into Earth.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So they waited for that. They waited for that. They knew they was going to kill that nigga on his birthday.
Speaker 1:You know what that is. That's some Florida shit. Okay, yeah. So yeah, next I don't give a fuck about that shit Up yes because that affects our people. Landlords can no longer ask tenants to make three times the rent rate Damn.
Speaker 2:That affects our people.
Speaker 1:You know how like some complexes be like oh, you have to make three times the rental rate to qualify. Yeah, you don't have to do that, no more. Start in July 1st. Well, technically, polo, you are a landlord, you're going to turn down your rent what you hold on.
Speaker 2:let me, what is that pass?
Speaker 1:I can do that shit now hold on like you know how, like when they do. When you do the application, they say you have to submit your pay stubs and you have to make at least three times or more to rent. They can't do that, no more. That's crazy. I like that though.
Speaker 1:I like that too, niggas. Don't you think a nigga gonna be making like I'm? I feel like if you can at least make two times the rent, you good, because at least you know you got rent. My thing is this if I apply for it and I'm telling you I can do the rent, I can do it. If I don't do the rent, throw that shit on my credit like I can do it. Throw that shit on my credit. It's crazy. I spent one month in Ballantyne $100 rent and be gone the next month and go to a new one. Give me this All right. And last hot topic I know it's hot, so y'all know we got to talk about it. It's hot as fuck. Kayla B, who is King Von's little sister and.
Speaker 1:Sexy Red been going at it all day over Chief Keef, chief Keef. So you know, is this news too?
Speaker 2:Yes, this is big news, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1:I see why, cause she keep fine now he fine now. Now let me say this Wait he fine now.
Speaker 2:How the fuck you get fine now?
Speaker 1:So you know how you know how everybody was like oh chief, keepin sexy red, you got a facelift. Like no, he just he sober now.
Speaker 2:He healthy.
Speaker 1:He sober up now he work out.
Speaker 2:Oh, cause he strong, so he strong now he fine.
Speaker 1:He sober, he go ahead, alright so you got no teeth. That's what happened the veneer okay so you know how they was like going around, like oh, that's my brother, blah, blah, blah, that's my sister. Yeah, that was bullshit, they was fucking with each other so recently he commented on Kayla B, who is King Von's little sister he commented on her story and was like my boo, with hard eyes and sexy red he commented on King Von's little sister post and said that that's his boo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, with hard eyes, with hard eyes, okay.
Speaker 1:So sexy red was like oh, heartbroken, or whatever. So she took his pendant. You know the glow chain that he got and put it in her panties and posted a picture and said I don't give a fuck who wear this motherfucking now wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:So I don't give a fuck who wear this motherfucking now. Wait, wait, wait. So Chief Keef put homegirl Vaughn's sister logo chain in sexy red panties.
Speaker 1:No, sexy red put Chief Keef chain in her panties. Yes, and then gave it back to him and said I don't care who wear this motherfucking now. Then Kayla B drops a picture of her kissing King Vaughn. I mean not King Vaughn.
Speaker 3:Chief Keef.
Speaker 1:Chief Keef in the mouth with the same chain on. That was just a sexy red panty. Oh wait, it was after. And then the caption was can we just be family? Sexy Red responds and says yeah, you ain't gonna get rid of me, daisy, we just gonna have to share this dick. Oh Right, what's up?
Speaker 3:Sleaze, sleaze what up Sleaze what's up Sleeves, sleeves, what up Sleeves?
Speaker 1:so then, I'm looking at the girl's story. She messy, that's her right there yeah so then? So then get this. So then, sexy Red Drops videos and pictures of Chief Keef in her apartment last night, two o'clock in the morning, cooking her tacos and fried chicken and cream corn and them tacos and fried chicken look good as fuck.
Speaker 2:But you know who's winning right now Chief Keef, chief Keef winning. But you know what I feel like.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 2:I feel like this is like Now you have a thousand right now.
Speaker 1:I feel like this is low-key, like a promo stunt.
Speaker 2:It could be Because she about to drop.
Speaker 1:Fuck my Baby, daddy. It could be like a lead up to like.
Speaker 2:Fuck my Baby.
Speaker 1:Daddy and Kayla B could just be in the video.
Speaker 2:It could be. It could be, it could be some promo shit going on. You know how I think you know it could be.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Sexy Red. That's my motherfucking girl. I love Sexy Red, I ain't no. Shout out to Sexy.
Speaker 2:Red.
Speaker 1:Sexy Red shit.
Speaker 3:And that girl Caleb-y.
Speaker 1:She said my period all on that outfit, the outfit that she posted.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, they going crazy, they going crazy. Shout out to Sexy Red Ain't no, shout out to Sexy Red, they really arguing over being side bitches, though that's crazy. Again, that's a sister, you said that's a, that's veneers too she got veneers in the teeth.
Speaker 1:Look like you probably. Let me see if she got a um a skinny girl bbl, uh, so what?
Speaker 2:a skinny girl bbl okay, y'all show me both, okay. Oh okay, okay, king, really fine okay, she all right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I like her okay, she was fine with all this, I'm just she was bad and sexy right, she doing them. King Ball sister alright, well, what's next?
Speaker 2:oh, shout out to Kendrick Lamar, for they Not Like Us being nominated for a Grammy, having an amazing fucking concert in fucking LA and brought out everybody yeah song is dope as hell.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying had to catch, had to grow on to me, because first I ain't like it yeah drake bender had to say that shit he did.
Speaker 1:He did. Yeah, that's why he bowed out. Oh wait, wait, this is news to me. You didn't drake, definitely bowed out. Yeah, he hopped on the track. He hopped on the diss song that he did. It was him and sexy red. And then after that he was like, after kendra dropped that shit, he was done oh shit, that nigga.
Speaker 2:Bowed the fuck out. That's some real light-skinned shit right there, nigga.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's some real light-skinned shit right there. Yeah, shout out to Kendrick Lamar man. He done killed the light-skinned nigga Drake. Shout out to Kendrick.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the old lady that pinched that nigga's cheeks. They pinched Kendrick Lamar's cheeks when he was walking through the crowd.
Speaker 3:I I couldn't be.
Speaker 1:I gotta send you that video. I couldn't even. I couldn't even be in concerts Like that.
Speaker 2:Ayo, that's why that's it for me.
Speaker 1:You know what there man? It's a lot of people out there.
Speaker 2:And what? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:At the concert.
Speaker 2:Kendrick, shit yeah.
Speaker 1:He paid police officers $150 an hour.
Speaker 2:You got to Shit. You see what happened to Foolio the fuck yeah shit.
Speaker 1:You see what happened to folio. Yeah, security, how does security see what happened to fucking?
Speaker 2:nip? How about a nip? Is it right nip? That's a. That's a bad example. Yeah, nigga, get your security. Y'all are celebrities with all this fucking money. I think there's niggas out there not trying to get you we're not trying to make a name for this stuff and come up and like I'll pop this nigga, even if they go to jail. You know what I'm saying. The kid did what he's supposed to do higher security I.
Speaker 1:I think I'm going to get security.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get security. You got to switch.
Speaker 1:Oh God, you got to get some new security, and they're going to be late.
Speaker 2:They're going to be late. They're going to be late. Securing the body.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm on the floor. Gunshot Room to the left Nigga. He's like I want to go get a paper. That's crazy Switch.
Speaker 2:Switch said it's crazy, switch it I be talking shit, but I really don't look at this nigga why he look like that. He got drafted.
Speaker 1:You can tell the draft is shit, he's a kid, that's why he's a kid.
Speaker 2:Look at this nigga's sleeves.
Speaker 1:You saw his nigga standing look at this nigga.
Speaker 2:That nigga look weird as fuck when he went to the bus that nigga got a braid back for a week.
Speaker 1:That's Jalen Green. Why he? Why he got a brain back for a week.
Speaker 2:You, don't even look real. Anyway, we watching the NFL draft. I mean, the NBA draft is trash. I said the NFL draft.
Speaker 1:NFL draft is trash. So that was it. Chat. Knicks or Knicks who?
Speaker 2:Knicks, the Knicks. That was it for me. What would you do? Hey, hey, hey, I'm from New York, exactly, I don't like the mix, but New York is the common theme Fuck New York, fuck New York, fuck Brooklyn, manhattan State.
Speaker 1:Fuck your chopped cheese the Bronx. Fuck your bacon, egg and cheese. Did you turn me off? I'm loud as hell. Fuck your subways, fuck your metro cars. Hey, fuck them bodegas and the damn cats and fuck them rats.
Speaker 2:Fuck NYPD. Unfortunately, nobody can hear them. All they can see is their lips moving, and I hate to see this.
Speaker 1:Fuck FDNY, fuck CSI, new York. Okay, and I'ma say this, but notice what I mean. Fuck Olivia and Stabler.
Speaker 2:Fuck them both. I'm the only one that they can hear right now. So they are bigging up New York in a great way. Fuck Biggie. You know you can't hear him. I know you probably can't read lips. She just try to Lay Put Biggie to sleep Because he's tired and shit From standing up. So that's what they're saying right now. You know what I'm saying, Sorry.
Speaker 1:She just Just that punch of Biggie.
Speaker 2:She just been. She just tried to be a little aggressive on Biggie, tried to lay him down to sleep like that, and his momentum carried him to the floor. Nobody can hear you. Nobody can hear you, I don't care about none of that shit.
Speaker 1:Don't fuck them, jamaican spots. Don't fuck Jamaican spots Be fired.
Speaker 2:Oh, she said big up to the jerk chicken spots in New York. You know what I'm saying Utica Avenue, dollar vans and all that shit. So she's, you know, she's big in New York. You know what I'm saying. We're not going to do that. Okay, huh, he's from New York. What part Brooklyn? Okay, shout out to SNS. But they can't hear you. They can't hear you. I'm glad they can't hear you when you said that shit, dad, dad, dad, yeah, why don't you go to sleep tonight? One of them ghosts gonna come from the ashes and shit and come haunt your ass. That's what they're gonna do. That's what they're gonna do. That's what they're gonna do. Huh, but they standing right here right now. You see them, watch this. They right here. They right here right now. You see them, watch this. They're right here, they're right here looking at your ass wait.
Speaker 1:New York has given us a lot of shit like hip-hop, and you know what I'm saying. New York has given us Jay-Z bodega.
Speaker 2:I like the bodega bodegas is wild, bodegas the bodega cats.
Speaker 1:I like the bodega cats. You know what I'm saying? The arkies, the arkies we like the arks. You know what I'm saying? The bb's, all of them, the bb's. It's the bb's niggas for real. You know what I'm?
Speaker 2:saying yeah, yeah, we okay, we're gonna end it right there, we're gonna do what would you?
Speaker 1:do it's the punch.
Speaker 2:Huh, it's the punch. Oh, I ain't had no punch. We had the drinks. Yeah, it's the drinks.
Speaker 1:I haven't had none.
Speaker 2:What was your drink name? What was the drink name? What was the drink name?
Speaker 1:This is Tropical Nigga Punch.
Speaker 2:Tropical Nigga Punch.
Speaker 1:What y'all have, that's Hood Nigga.
Speaker 2:This is that Georgia Peach. How was the Georgia Peach? Hey, atl, shout it.
Speaker 1:ATL, shout it. Yeah. Alright, shout out to me. I had water, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean no, no, salute Tyrus because there's a lot of peer pressure In his room today and you know she managed that shit. A lot of peer pressure Me. I would have probably succumbed To the peer pressure. You know what? Fuck it. Yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1:I am on a 21 day detox.
Speaker 2:What day you on right now.
Speaker 1:Day 7.
Speaker 2:Day 7?. Oh, you fresh, you fresh.
Speaker 1:I'm on day 7. One week down. I'm trying to do this detox before Cancun because you know you want to go out of Cancun with a clean booty and a clean stomach and shit like that Clean booty is crazy what you plan on doing with the booty. You don't want to be going to other people's houses and countries farting and stuff. You don't want to do all that.
Speaker 2:you gotta be clean, detox your body, all the imperfections. You should have said a clean colon instead of a clean booty. Oh, you know what the fuck you're talking about this week because a clean booty sounded way too crazy.
Speaker 1:What did it sound like? Like you gotta get anal like he said, a clean booty we are, we are remember, this is not cocktails anymore oh yeah, we wanted that.
Speaker 3:we are winding down. We is not Cocktails with T anymore. Oh yeah, we winding down, we are winding down.
Speaker 1:We're not talking about that, you know. But no, you gotta be, you gotta your body gotta be clean going out of town because you finna drink, all them drinks, eat different food and stuff. So I don't want to be going out there feeling sick and shit Right. That's because we're going to be drinking, but your're going to be eating a lot of shit. They got a tequila.
Speaker 2:No, don't drink their drinks, because you heard that was in Mexico, where the drinks was like old and niggas was dying and shit. Was that in Mexico? What the fuck? Or that was DR. That was bottles, though that was bottles. That was in Mexico. Right, that wasn't in Mexico, though when was that?
Speaker 1:DR. That was somewhere but I'm doing the all inclusive and they have a tequila and taco tasting and you know how I feel about tacos who is this? Nigga Keyshawn George he's going to, oh he from.
Speaker 2:Miami. The NBA draft. This shit is trash. All these niggas is bench players they're going to get all this money to be on the bench they're my people me too are these niggas in matching white suits?
Speaker 1:I will have the cleanest uniform on the bench shout out to all the niggas that are getting drafted.
Speaker 2:I ain't mad at you, man alright, so what would you do?
Speaker 2:what would you do? Alright, so what would you do? What would you do are accounts that either I've been through or accounts that I've seen, some from other people, and I say, but this one is from another person Well, not another person. I saw this on social media so I was like, oh, that's a good one, let me use that one. So what would you do? What would you do? You're going somewhere. It don't matter where you're going, you're going somewhere. You call an Uber, like I call you call you Uber, call you Uber driver, get there, you know. You know, I always got to elaborate the story a little bit because I don't want to speed it up.
Speaker 2:So you know you're probably in talking taking a shit. Whatever you get, yeah, uber, come that outside, whatever, go outside, get the Uber Now driving and the Uber and the person you the Uber driver. By the way, you the Uber driver Pick up a person, go to destination person like okay wait right here, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:Like okay, you know, you on the clock Person gets back in the car. Drive nigga, drive, hurry up. You like what's going on? Drive nigga. What would you do if you was an Uber driver and you picked up a passenger and the motherfucker got into some shit and they shooting at your motherfucking car? What would you do as an Uber driver? I?
Speaker 1:ain't gonna count. First thing I'm doing canceling the ride. I don't want no association canceling the ride. Listen, no, listen, hear me out. I don't want no association with this nigga I'm doing canceling the ride.
Speaker 3:I don't want no association.
Speaker 1:You're canceling the ride. Listen, no, listen, hear me out. I don't want no association with this nigga. I'm going to put his old address Listen, I'm going to put his old address in my GPS because the nigga already in the car. I'm going to drop this nigga off and go about my fucking day. Nigga, that shit crazy. You handle this shit by yourself, keep me the fuck up out of here.
Speaker 1:Why would you like? And that's why I'm going to take his ass home. But I don't want Lyft to know that I was in the shootout because they might suspend my account. I'm just trying to be responsible. Suspend my account is crazy, but I feel it though, because you got to keep making your money and shit. So I'm going to cancel this nigga ride Nigga. You can't get no ride back with me, yeah, but you're still gonna be.
Speaker 2:How you gonna cancel the nigga ride here in the car. I told you what are you gonna do? Kick him out.
Speaker 1:No, I'm gonna take him home, but I'm canceling the ride, so live we're gonna take he was never in my car afterwards. After all that shit happens if it's a police report, or somebody gets shot or somebody go to jail right they can't come back and be like well, you drove the nigga home accessory? No, I did not. I canceled that nigga ride. I don't give a fuck about my name. You got no proof to say that I took this nigga home but he gonna say you took him home no, the fuck he not either.
Speaker 1:I know what he's saying. No, the fuck he not. Just in case the people following us. That's his house, right there, right, and give me your ID before you get up out the car you know they ain't doing no that, what would you do? Locking the doors. It's the same thing.
Speaker 2:You see, I'm getting the fuck about there with the person in your car while they shooting at you hell.
Speaker 1:No, I'm pushing his ass out the car. Wait what he gonna die there. Wait what he will die there. We are so getting canceled, we are well, okay.
Speaker 2:So the scenario is the nigga is in or in this situation. It wasn't a guy, it was a girl, and they shooting at the girl. So you saying the girl get in your car and say drive, and niggas is busting at your car, you gonna what. I just wanna, you know, paint the picture for a minute. She said she gonna push her out. So now you gonna be, now you a murderer. Now you done murdered the girl cause you kicked out the car. So yeah, that's what You're going to be. You're going to. Now you're a murderer. Now you done murdered the girl Because you kicked out the car, oh shit. So yeah, that's what you're going to do.
Speaker 1:What you going to do. What would you do, I feel like, in that scenario? No, either way it's a lose-lose situation, because if you push the girl out and you die, that's murder.
Speaker 2:Right, but if you drive away with her in the car, then they chasing you.
Speaker 1:So, either way you come in and they're wrong, right what I'm supposed to do. Stay at the scene and let them shoot at me, and honestly, I feel like I can get away with emotional distress better on the murder than they chasing me, oh, so you're going to change your answer. You're just not going to kick out the car.
Speaker 2:Uh-oh what? Let me tell you something about Uber. Okay, let me tell y'all about Uber. I wouldn't even be in that situation how. You ain't going to know until they get in the car and she say drive. And then they start bussing that you at the car.
Speaker 1:You ain't going to know until you get in the car. Did the gunshots happen before she got in the car or after?
Speaker 2:After she got into the car she say drive, and they start.
Speaker 1:I could have pulled off, made it to the car for real.
Speaker 2:Probably could've, yeah, probably could've. But remember your Uber information and shit was on the app and shit like that. You know what I'm saying. So what would you do, huh?
Speaker 1:Okay, so what was the outcome? Yeah, let me hear this, I want to hear other people's.
Speaker 2:What would you do's? Hey, give me that mic right. There Is that mic on.
Speaker 1:Tap it. You got to summon Polo. Huh, you got to summon him. We need a mic. Polo Polo, you probably just got to cut it on.
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 1:Probably just got to cut it on.
Speaker 2:Give me that mic, Give me that mic 2Gone. Let me see Polo.
Speaker 1:This little episode is-. Polo cut this mic on.
Speaker 2:This is chaotic. We need to pass the mic around, oh not the camera.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, it's all right. God damn, that's Polo y'all. Picture Polo pops up. All right, picture Polo pops up. It was that laugh. We need a good head shot. We need a good head shot, Polo.
Speaker 2:Is it on? It's on.
Speaker 4:Check, check. Okay, All right what would you do?
Speaker 1:yeah your voice is not that fucking deep. That's how he did that shit, right?
Speaker 2:stop pissing me off, hit me, switch with that same shit.
Speaker 4:Light skin niggas sit together so if I'm sitting at number one, my shit on lock, so my shit on lock, so my shit on lock. They already just got in my shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Damn Fuck it, man. I'm going to have to go. I'm going to just have to. Goddamn take them motherfuckers man. I'm going to have to just take their ass.
Speaker 1:Oh, y'all did.
Speaker 4:I'm going to have to take their ass. Nah, because if I'm taking them, I'm taking them nigga, Getting the fuck away. You're like nah, yeah, oh God, yeah, no yeah, so we just going to have to take them. What's the other option? The other option is push the-. Stay and get killed. That's the one. You sit there, sit and duck. What the fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm like what you supposed to do, like girl you going to have to be a part of it.
Speaker 4:You ain't got time for that. You said as soon as she got in the car they got the buses.
Speaker 2:She said go, go, go and they start bussing out the car, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm driving straight to the police station and drop her ass.
Speaker 4:I ain't going to lie, I ain't going to lie, I'm not going to lie. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I ain't trying to be a part of that shit. No witness, no, none of that. Yeah, hold on, hold, on, hold on Damn, I ain't trying to walk in front of you.
Speaker 2:What'd y'all do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd y'all do?
Speaker 3:Make it short. Make it short.
Speaker 2:Picture Apollo pops up. What'd y'all do make it short driving off driving off. That's all, that's it.
Speaker 4:Yep, okay, let's go ahead, get this money you ain't gonna ask no questions, man listen yeah, we gonna talk, cause you paying for these shots that hit my car. So, for sure, for sure, but let's get out the jam though, we getting out the jam be good, we're getting out of the jam.
Speaker 2:Who else? What would you do? Get the mic.
Speaker 1:No one want to grab the mic. Yeah, they're going to have to go in the Hyundai Hellcat. We're going to have to just skirt up out of there In the SUV. That's what we're going to have to do. Okay, the Hyundai Hellcat baby.
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 1:You want to go to the loud?
Speaker 2:so the outcome happened. I mean, I could probably it's probably on Instagram I probably could see it, I think. So that's where I got it from. I saw it on there. The nigga just was like what's going on? Like just drive, nigga, drive, drive. Oh my god, he was like. He was like scared for his life because he thought that he was gonna, you know, probably die. But they just drove off and that was it. But yeah, what would you?
Speaker 4:do so he drove off. Yeah, they just drove off.
Speaker 2:He had to drive Cause he was shooting at him Like what you going to do?
Speaker 4:You want to sit there Like you said you want to.
Speaker 2:I don't know the outcome after that. It was on social media I was like, oh, that shit is good, right there. I don't remember Somebody gave you a fucking and that's your car and they just busted at your car. I just wonder what the fuck the girl did. I don't know what the girl did. What did she do to piss somebody off that much?
Speaker 3:I mean I mean because To walk down and shit at a car is crazy.
Speaker 2:You know how mad somebody gotta be? Huh, I don't know. You remember the story?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know who what happened, but Huh, yeah, uh-huh. I think, now that y'all said that, I think I did see that.
Speaker 2:It could have been. It could have been. Well, shit, you're a lifesaver.
Speaker 4:I don't know, but they is going to be going back.
Speaker 2:Tires with a murder that's what it is.
Speaker 3:So the saving of life.
Speaker 1:I'm dropping that ass off at the police station.
Speaker 2:That was the best idea. She said I don't want no parts. What would you do if that happened to you?
Speaker 1:Bang Wine down with what we got Hi.
Speaker 2:I need some more drink we ain't got no more drink no, you don't need anymore.
Speaker 1:The wind down is really tight whoa do not touch. Oh my god, I know, I say this every week. I'm quitting this podcast, though, for real.
Speaker 2:I swear to god I am. She gonna be here next week, and then we got to do it, and I probably will, though, and then we got to do it. I just felt good saying that I just had to get out. I just had to get out. Let me deflate her titties.
Speaker 1:Stop.
Speaker 2:If I go like that.
Speaker 1:What if you really stab me on air and stuff? This is your.
Speaker 2:That's criminal. That's viral.
Speaker 1:Pull another picture. Pop some picture. Pull, I forgot, it's you. I'm gonna say, damn, I'm fucking weak. This episode gonna be funny as fuck oh shit yo watch these episodes when you high. It's hilarious, yo.
Speaker 2:He got up and walked out cause I was high, as shit, nigga it was the.
Speaker 1:it was the sign language Because I was high as shit. Nigga, it was the ball. It was on like Sorry, talking fast, we couldn't keep up. Yes, we have reached the wine down with Terrace or T, you know what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying yes.
Speaker 1:Shout out it's me.
Speaker 2:Oh, that rhymed.
Speaker 1:I don't have any wines because I'm on a 21-day detox, but I can recommend a wine to you. Me and the Hoochies have a trifecta that we like to get on girls nights and we used to get three different bottles of wine and we drink all of them and mix them.
Speaker 2:All of them.
Speaker 1:Yes, the first.
Speaker 3:We don't invite nobody over.
Speaker 1:We be having it just be a sleepover at my house. Zizorin is crazy, zizorin is crazy Anywho. Zizorin is crazy, zizorin is crazy. That is crazy as fuck. All right, so let me give the wine. The wine is from Trader Joe's and it's. Mbali, Joseph Handler's in a blue bottle and a Riesling and Kona Kona. So it's Mbali.
Speaker 2:Joseph Handler and Kona. Just picture the shit right here. We don't have it.
Speaker 1:It's three bottles and by the time you drink all three bottles you are a hoochie, pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 1:So that's the wine I recommended to y'all. Make sure y'all go try it. If y'all try to try Fecta all at once, let me. I want to say for this week's um relationship topic question it's a thought provoking one, honestly, cause somebody asked me this question, somebody asked me this question, and shit, I like when people ask you questions. I do like when people ask me questions, I don't know why, cause the advice that I give I don't take my damn self, but hey, you know, it is what it is. But it asks how do you deal with a partner who has trust issues? How do you deal with that? Because so, on one hand I'm playing angel's advocate, on one hand, angel's advocate, yes, shout out, shout out to Kim. That's her thing, that's different, okay, shout out.
Speaker 1:You know, angels, we're not the devil, we're the angel. Amen. Okay, shout out. You know, angels, we're not the devil, we're the angel. Amen, hallelujah, okay, hallelujah Also.
Speaker 2:What my detector said.
Speaker 1:Angel eggs. I like that though, but hold on, let me. Let me finish this. You people will not humble me, all right. So I say that because, on one hand, no, when we see trust issues and stuff, our first reaction is to like walk away and leave. Right, you got to go because that's not something you want to deal with. Some people feel like they can help you through that and deal with it. I'm not saying either one is right or wrong. I'm just saying that's what I see in relationships. So how are you going to deal with trust issues? What do you do if you deal with or not? Like I've got a situation that literally just happened yesterday.
Speaker 2:Ooh, wow.
Speaker 1:Talk about it, sydney.
Speaker 3:I hate it.
Speaker 1:I hate it here, all right. So I talked to this guy, not going to say any names, and we was together yesterday and a girl called his phone 37 times oh I did you had. And a girl called his phone 37 times oh, I did you had to because you just can't get.
Speaker 2:That's an odd number. That's an odd number.
Speaker 1:Right, because this was the thing 37 times. She called no, no, so listen, so let me explain. So after, like the first couple times, I was like you might want to answer this because clearly they need you, right.
Speaker 4:Clearly.
Speaker 1:And it was a FaceTime.
Speaker 4:That's a pity, I would have said your mom's calling.
Speaker 1:The phone was connected to his CarPlay so every time she's calling it's popping up on the dashboard. And I was saying to Clyde what was the name? Nikki New Number.
Speaker 2:Oh, nikki. And I'm saying what was the name? Nikki, new number. Oh, nikki new number.
Speaker 1:Oh so it's a new number. New number, nikki. New number. Yes, I would have took the keys out that initial so quick. So now I do know this same person is a part of this club that he's in, right? I'm not going to specify what kind of club, but he's in a club okay she's also in this club okay so I have seen the name before and I know who the person is Right.
Speaker 1:So it's not like, I'm just blind to the situation. So y'all know my last situation. Go back and watch the episode If you don't know. Shameless plug. The. The me of me was like this nigga got me fucked up.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Like stab his ass.
Speaker 2:But mind you, I'm like 30 minutes away, I don't even have keys, like I don't have no wallet, I don't have nothing.
Speaker 1:It's just me and my phone. We just vibing. That's just usually how I get in the car Just me and my phone, I don't need you, so you in his car, in his car we was fishing we be fishing, like literally fishing, yeah, like pole and shit bass fishing? Oh, because I thought that was an innuendo for something.
Speaker 3:No, I was like whoa, whoa no, no, no. We was literally fishing. That's your shit. Is that fishing okay?
Speaker 1:no, no, no, we ain't zizzering, we fishing, y'all ain't zizzering. Zizzering is crazy but go ahead alright. So we, we end up we like finish what we was doing, we was fishing or whatever. We end up leaving to go get some weed, to go smoke. We leave there to go to, like the meeting place of the club where they hang out Right, and the girl is still calling. It's like 1245. I am livid Cause. Why are you still calling at 1245, at?
Speaker 2:night and you didn't pick up at one time, right.
Speaker 1:No decline every call.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:And when you still calling at 12 45 at night and then pick up one time, right, no, decline every call, okay. And when I asked, he was like no, it's not important right now, like I'm with you, like we good, that's, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1:So my red flag's already going up, yep as you should so the last time she called I said either you're gonna answer the call or I'm gonna answer the call, yeah, and you don't want me to ask the call? Yeah, because I'm just gonna push the button. Yeah, what, what fuck do you want? Calling my nigga 36 fucking times 37.
Speaker 2:If I answered, that one, it was 37.
Speaker 1:It was 37, Ms Carl, I count it okay.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, nasty work.
Speaker 1:Attitude is on a zillion Right. You go buy me a weed, I don't want it. You wanna get some food? No, take me home. You want something to drink? No, take me home. You don't wanna smoke no, take me home. You wanna go out? No, take me home. Went home. I was like alright, see you later. Slam the door.
Speaker 1:He like damn that's how you know you mad. So this morning, no good morning text, no, nothing. That's the one it. That's how you know you mad. So this morning, don't slam that door for a second. No, no, good morning text, no, nothing. Oh, that's the one. It's two o'clock. I get a FaceTime. Uh-oh, what do you want? Uh-oh, what did I do? Why you mad? You say it like that. Uh-huh, yeah, see now you playing in my face. He's like I know why you think you mad, but you don't know what you think you know he already told her his damn self, so this is what he proceeds to tell me oh
Speaker 1:which I do know. He did go pick up this same amount of money from somebody last night and he never told me what the money was for. But if I had to assume, I think the money was for this situation, so it might be some truth to it. But my trust so fucked up, I don't know. He said that the girl rented a u-haul but used his name because she is, like blacklisted from u-haul but she got kicked out so she needed a u-haul. He rented it like for her to use. Her son put diesel gas in the u-haul truck and was calling her to see how the fuck she can get the diesel gas out of the car. My same reaction. My same reaction. I'm not believing it, right? No?
Speaker 2:that's a good one.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna use that shit but now this is the thing you said this is what I said I, this is what I don't want to. I don't want to feel like I'm you know, I'm stupid because I got trust issues because because this is the thing he said that that shit is going to cost me $1,000. Now I do know that he picked up the same amount of money from this girl's boyfriend last night.
Speaker 2:From a girl's boyfriend.
Speaker 1:From this same girl's boyfriend.
Speaker 2:Okay, that was calling. 37 times that was calling 37 times.
Speaker 3:Or her boyfriend. He picked it up.
Speaker 1:Well, it's not her boyfriend, but someone she talked to.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:That's my thing. Why does she feel so comfortable Calling?
Speaker 3:you 37 times At 12 o'clock at night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they was broke down At 12 o'clock at night.
Speaker 1:Honestly, she wasn't even broke down, it's just she put diesel gas In the U-Haul.
Speaker 3:And she ain't gonna move.
Speaker 2:Right and if that really happened.
Speaker 1:You would've answered that phone. Right If that was the reasoning Right 37 times, 37 times, yeah.
Speaker 2:So to answer that question, what was it again so?
Speaker 1:my trust issues how. I dealt with. That was like I was heated because it's like I really don't know what to believe, because my past is like you a lying ass, fuck nigga.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:But me trying to be optimistic. I'm like we're going to see how much this story is going to change.
Speaker 2:I'm definitely going to keep bringing it up now from a niggas perspective, I will say Sleaze, you're good. Test of this from a niggas perspective. I trust you if it was that situation you gave me the funny look.
Speaker 2:I'm good if it was that situation, really I would have picked up the phone, especially if my girl is on the phone, and that's what I said too. It's going to make me look bad, because if I got the girl that I'm fucking with in the car and the girl calls me, I'm picking the phone up. I'm like yo, what's good? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, oh, the text don't pop up, it just say like new message, but yeah right yeah
Speaker 1:yeah, but just and and when I asked him about that I said so why would you ignore? I said because clearly I told you last night answer the phone like I didn't care, I don't care, don't just try to play in my face like, yeah, let me know what it is so I can know how to move, get the fuck out of here, like I'm trying to. And that's why I said I'm not calling no nigga 37 times. That's not my nigga but that by me.
Speaker 2:You know, to go with the question, how do you handle that with trust?
Speaker 4:issues.
Speaker 2:If you got trust issues, it's hard to get over that.
Speaker 1:It's very hard because it's like the first sign of like bullshit, bullshit bullshit. You don't even know whether to trust what they're saying or whether to, like, trust your past. And it's fucked up, because you don't want to put your past on nobody else. You know Right.
Speaker 2:And I've been through that situation so I know. But again, to combat that you're going to be like you know what, let me answer this phone call and so she could hear that this ain't nothing. You know what I'm saying. That could make me look good.
Speaker 1:So he said and that's what he said, because I asked him, I said so, why didn't you not just answer the phone? He said because and this is true whenever we are together he lit. He does decline calls like he will not be.
Speaker 1:That's just something but if it's 37 times urgent pick up the fucking phone because because he, like you know, like I'm spending time with you, like Like he, he works for himself. So a lot of calls be like About business and he be like, after a certain time, my business is done, I'm not answering the phone.
Speaker 4:I bet you, those calls Is one time.
Speaker 1:Sometimes they call 12, but not 37 times, 37 times, and that's my thing.
Speaker 2:That's when you pick up the phone. Cause when somebody dying Ain't calling you, why you pick?
Speaker 1:But I ain't going to even cap to y'all because y'all know I never lied to my podcast family that nigga cashed out me some money and said don't be mad at him. So I'm not mad, no more.
Speaker 2:I'm not telling you that Wait so you was, wait, no Trap. We are not doing this. No, no, no, no, no, no no, no Trap.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's how you apologize. That's how you apologize. I forgive you Because, to be fair, I ain't going to lie. Me and C was talking about this.
Speaker 2:I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Speaker 1:We kind of low-key. We said we was like tricks, low-key. I apologize to a nigga like that too. It's going to come back to me Because that's the thing.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh shit. Just the thing like this is what I told him.
Speaker 1:I said I honestly, when I thought about it last night. I didn't really know whether to be mad at you or just the fact of me not being able to trust how I was feeling. I trusted him. I really couldn't differentiate.
Speaker 2:So this nigga just gave you money to shut the fuck up. I trusted him. No, he just gave you money to shut the fuck up and forget about it. And fuck up and forget about it. And you took the money and said okay, I forgive you, I trust you. Now, oh, trap, Trap you bigger than that trap. You bigger than that trap. No, no, no no. Trap, oh trap.
Speaker 4:Oh no no, where's the?
Speaker 1:guests. Where's the guests? Let's put the guests on. I can't do this shit no more.
Speaker 2:Tell your friends, hey, so we can tell we trust him again come on, come on, my queens, we cannot, we cannot do this shit, you know we not serious? Come on we are trolling we are trolling, so you didn't take the money no, I didn't take the money.
Speaker 1:See what the fuck you talking about. But but let me tell you I called that nigga and said if you think sending me money to make me not be mad, you should never have took the money. You got me fucked up and I said I'm going to send you your money back. He said no, at least keep it and use it to order the bill. And I was like you know what? You're right.
Speaker 2:OK.
Speaker 1:And then she hugged up on him.
Speaker 2:But are you going to fool with the nigga again? We don't know, I don't know. Ah, shit, you're going to fool with the nigga again. Trap. I don't want any more stories about this nigga.
Speaker 1:That nigga gave me some hush money to shut the fuck up. He can give me some more too. Oh shit, because he never, really he's never like shown me anything otherwise for me but that was bad 37 times 37 times.
Speaker 2:That's crazy that's crazy, this is 37 times and 15 text messages and 15 text.
Speaker 1:That's crazy this is why um. This is why unscripted stays unscripted.
Speaker 3:Well, I also have men in sex with him.
Speaker 1:So I also can't be that man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is why.
Speaker 1:I'm single now because I just can't.
Speaker 2:My niggas, we got to do better. My niggas, we had a Finley Live. My niggas, we got to do better.
Speaker 1:We had a Finley Live. If you had a Fin, all the hoochies will be coming out Not Swish, though.
Speaker 2:Oh God, Y'all going to stop doing my man Swish like that Swish ain't got no more. No, goddamn, shout out to my nigga Swish man.
Speaker 1:It's like he record and then it's like he just get missing. He just get low, he just get lower and lower, Like the camera angles get farther and farther to the ground. It's okay, because man Hold on hold on Picture of Swish IGYB my nigga.
Speaker 2:IGYB, I got your back. Nigga Alright, bring in that special guest.
Speaker 1:Hey, we got a special guest in the building. Yeah, bring her ass cause she may be mad early with that zizzering shit.
Speaker 2:Bring her ass. That's funny as fuck.
Speaker 1:Bring your chair. We need that. Bring your ass that. Uh-huh.
Speaker 3:I need a fucking drink.
Speaker 1:Now you're done. You got some time real quick. Huh, that's my shit up. That's CEO, that's CEO chair. Uh-huh, oh, that's your chair, my chair. Oh shit, you bought your own personal chair. Ooh, yeah, I ain't mad at it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to start bringing my own chair.
Speaker 1:I made this chair, oh shit. At Summer Camp, at Boy Scouts? Oh shit, I'm going to start bringing my own damn chair too. That's crazy, oh.
Speaker 2:I gave you too much. Huh, I gave you too much. No, you didn't give me just enough.
Speaker 1:You're going to drink it too, like you're thirsty.
Speaker 4:I gave you more than enough. Man, shameless plug.
Speaker 1:They gonna add me to their payroll, no worries, I'm working on it, yeah. So, listen, we got a special guest in the building. You, yeah, y'all know we got to bring her in to no advisory style, yes, sir. So special guest, you ready? Yeah, listen, I know who you are. Some people watching this might know who you are, but we got got to bring you into no Advisory style. And here at no Advisory, we'd like to ask you three simple questions.
Speaker 2:Thress, thress, thress.
Speaker 1:Just three, okay. Who you are, okay. Where you from, okay. And what the fuck you do Okay. My name is Kids Too Funny On all platforms. Goddamn, what the fuck. Why y'all ain't check this first you check this.
Speaker 2:Because you was talking way back here, so then you got close up.
Speaker 1:No, it was never like this. I checked it at first. There you go. Nah, my name. Kids Too Funny. I'm from Rochester, new York, upstate New York. Hey the rock, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, where the fuck New York? You see when the fuck was. New York, fuck Rochester. Oh shit, that's where that nigga from. Oh shit, fuck Rochester. Oh what?
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:Damn son, we got to show you we got to.
Speaker 3:We forgive him. Do we what we do? No, we don't forgive him.
Speaker 1:We don't forgive that nigga we got to, can't forget that shit. He from Rochester, he did us filthy friend, that's a grudge to death and afterlife. Oh damn, yeah, he did us, filthy friend. Shout out, okay, shout out to all of Rochester, except where that nigga house is. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Damn.
Speaker 1:That's trifling.
Speaker 3:That nigga lost some butt. She might not even be in the club Rochester Switch.
Speaker 2:That nigga from Freeport Long Island, that nigga from Freeport Long Island.
Speaker 3:Lay me down, I'm like what the fuck going on?
Speaker 1:It's okay, friend, you wouldn't be in that defense. But I know I do comedy and I do stand-up comedy.
Speaker 3:I do skits on.
Speaker 2:Instagram and all that yeah.
Speaker 1:Check me out on all platforms.
Speaker 3:We love a good skit.
Speaker 1:Need to let Nate Knight laugh. You know, after you don't use that rose, Go ahead, check me out. Don't look at me like that that's nasty work.
Speaker 2:After you use a rose to find some funny shit, she know what that is. Usually you want to fuck she great.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, exactly. Sound like a damn barbershop in that bitch. First of all, first of all, I don't got a rose it come from putting on that knob. I don't either that booze.
Speaker 2:Wait, I'm mad. She said to use that rose.
Speaker 1:Come laugh. I got a little one. I'm mad. She said to use that rose come last that one. Then she looked dead at me. Yeah, you be hard-handed with that rose. Relax, I do not have a rose Now.
Speaker 2:I have other things, but not a rose she got the one.
Speaker 1:Can I call you Rose? Look, that's what she be saying before she grab that motherfucker. Can I call you Rose? Shut the fuck up, get the fuck out of here. I don't know, I'm fucking weak. That's what I thought.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:So you mother fucking knew the song and all. Look that shit. Can I call you Rose, since I brought it up? Look, I'm not dealing with this. They see it. That shit crazy. That damn Georgia Peet man. That damn Lord, shout out to Boozy by Dance.
Speaker 4:Shout out to.
Speaker 1:Boozy by Dance man. They said the Hoochies, that's what they called you right? Yeah, the Hoochies got that juice for you. She not a Hoochie. No, she not a Hoochie, she's her. I don't want to incorporate. Yeah, yeah, she's a sub-side area. Okay, we a hoochie, we have a. We're like a conglomerate. We have little small businesses. We support small businesses.
Speaker 2:So they support small hoochies.
Speaker 4:Okay, I meant to say coochies.
Speaker 2:That didn't come out right. I meant to say coochie, I meant to say coochies.
Speaker 1:Oh God, oh, he got drafted. Ronnie, where you going?
Speaker 2:No, he coming, oh, I'm about to say no, no, why they showing this? I'm sorry, why they showing this? Nigga though.
Speaker 1:He might the Celtics pick is in.
Speaker 2:Oh, so Celtics Entered in Bronny.
Speaker 1:James, that joint gonna go up Soon as it does.
Speaker 2:This nigga's trash.
Speaker 1:But Right, they just need it for the name. This is pick us in. This is, I told y'all, second round. Lebron, lebron to the Celtics. You know if it's alright let's get back on track alright, we on kids, man, sorry kids, nah, we good, that's gonna be legendary. He gonna be playing with his son. Yeah, you wanna Charlotte, oh hell. No, that's going to be legendary. He's going to be playing with his son. Yeah, you want to, charlotte, oh hell no, that nigga's going undrafted, y'all crazy.
Speaker 1:Charlotte ain't got no money for Braun Braun ain't got no money for Charlotte.
Speaker 2:Charlotte ain't got no money for no-. Why the fuck you talking about this, nigga?
Speaker 1:Fuck this nigga Shit. All right, kid Kid back to this, the brownie before me. You might need a rose.
Speaker 2:Do you have a fucking rose?
Speaker 1:I'm playing, Listen have you Never mind See look she brought it back up. Brought that rose.
Speaker 2:Whoa yeah.
Speaker 3:I was about to say that. Tell me later, tell me later, tell me later, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, woo.
Speaker 1:So, kids, how did you get started on the skits and the comedy? Like what bored I just, I don't know I got bored for real. I just started doing little videos and stuff and I was like, okay, get some feedback.
Speaker 1:And then I was like, okay, let me try some more things. I started making little fake rap videos and I don't really rap, though, it was just like some fun stuff for real. And now I was like, okay, it's cool. Okay, I didn't know I was funny, I feel like you lying, I feel like you rap, though I don't know I was funny though I feel like you lying. I feel like you rap, though I don't know. I'm a son of a child.
Speaker 2:I feel like I am a little one too, you trying to get on this mixtape Yo what's up we? Can do a little something.
Speaker 1:Little Duval vibes Little.
Speaker 2:Duval, I like that.
Speaker 1:This mixtape gonna be lit as fuck, I swear to God. So how did you or like I guess I should have said, at what point in life did you realize like comedy was your niche, like comedy was a thing that worked for you? I feel like it used to get me jobs and like anything I wanted to do. I just used it as a benefit for it. I just felt like anything I wanted to do. I just put that towards doing it. Like, for an example, when I said the job interview, I'd be like this job, I do not qualify for this, but I'm going to make this interviewer laugh. He's going to do something towards making me work here. He's going to put something on there that matters and yeah, it's going to do easy. So I just put that towards all that Like anything I want to do. I just put comedy towards it. So I'm like, yeah, this it rich because it's easy.
Speaker 2:It's not like I'm trying all the time, I just navigate towards making people laugh, no matter where I'm at what I'm doing okay, facts now you know, when you look at comedy now, right, and a lot of the comedians that's, I guess, like the old tenured comedians um, some of them pay homage to the ones that came through social media. Some of them say that they cheat in the game and shit like that. I heard you say that you do stand-up comedy as well. So where do you feel like you more, where your strength is at Doing stand-up comedy or being comedic on social media?
Speaker 1:I feel like I have strengths in both. I don't feel like I lack either. I don't know. I feel like it's easy to do skits because you could take it out, cut it, edit it, change it. But when you're in front of people and they looking at you like you said you funny, so do something, it's like you gotta do something. So I don't have some flops, I don't have some quiet quarrels, they just looking like okay that's part of the game you feel me.
Speaker 2:But then I have some ones where it's like, yeah, it's in here, they ain't here right, because I mean, when you look at who's like, I think it was, was it king batch?
Speaker 2:he was like the originator oh, yeah, oh yeah, from the vine days that came up as a comedian and he kind of paved the way for all these comedians to come up and do they think? Some of these guys came and they went and and I think that if you're funny naturally funny you're gonna go, whether you are on social media or not. So a lot of guys that's on social media that's still lasting is because they're really funny, right you know. So shout out to those guys, man and those comedic, um promises they have yeah, so tell me right now your favorite stand up.
Speaker 1:Like I know, since you're a comedian Most comedians they watch stand ups All the way back in the throwbacks. What's your favorite one so far? I like Bernie Mac when he was talking about Some milk and cookies.
Speaker 2:Oh, the milk and cookies.
Speaker 4:The milk and cookies.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace, bernie Mac.
Speaker 1:I gravitate towards that Because it showed just how Humor has changed. Like you have to be very careful with what you say now.
Speaker 4:Right now, yeah, or you're canceled or you're done, yep.
Speaker 1:But when it was just based off just the facts, on stuff being funny and not funny, it was like yeah, that's it. Like he could say that he just talking about something, he mocking a sassy little boy. Mm-hmm talking about something he he mocking a sassy little boy, somebody do that. Now that might be like right, yeah, that's abuse. That's what I feel like, though, but yeah, that jump that's abuse is crazy he's stupid. That's not funny though.
Speaker 2:Oh my god and that's a good segue because, like, as a comedian, right as you said back in, back then, in those days you could, they, they was talking about gays and white, black, all types of shit, and you know they, the comedians like, listen, this is jokes, don't take it as such, you know. But nowadays and some comedians try to play that, but again, if you say something that they don't like, they're going to, uh, you know, chastise you and cancel you. So, being a comedian, how how does that alters your jokes? Because you, you know, you want to probably take something that's um, borderline and make it funny, but you know that, as a possibility, niggas may cancel you. So how does that alter your jokes and how do you go about your preparation?
Speaker 1:I feel like when you making funny stuff, it got to be relatable. So if it's, if it's something that's just gonna hit below the belt, you just got to probably probably tread lightly with the topic. Especially if you want to bring it up, just be sensitive with it while you're bringing it up. Don't go at it as a joke off the rip. It's easy to do that. If you want to speak on it, just make sure that you're not pushing it towards being too funny but you're being sentimental at the same time. Just make it like a little spin. You feel me make it funny at the end or something.
Speaker 2:You feel me like something like all right, so I'm sorry. So how would you spin a midget joke?
Speaker 1:oh my god, stop calling him I don't know what's going to this. What's that your favorite? He loves little people.
Speaker 2:How would you spin that joke without being sensitive to the midgets?
Speaker 1:Little people.
Speaker 2:Okay, little people.
Speaker 1:If I see one in the ABC store I'll be like he, about to get a little drunk. I don't know, I don't know you about to get a little drunk, you crazy.
Speaker 1:Oh no, you about to get what? The motherfucker freaking hell, hey, I think midgets bigger than us, motherfucker. I don't mean to call y'all that. I mean small people. See, see, see, no, no, no, no, don't be ashamed, it's not. I mean that, See, see, see, no, no, no, no, Don't be ashamed. They midgets. I mean that's what it was Before. Everybody got sensitive, that's what they was called. So I'm not trying to be like that Right, that's what it was called midgets.
Speaker 1:I don't know Like in the country. They called me a bulldagger A bulldagger.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. Wait, please explain, please explain, please explain. I've never heard that either. Can you please explain? A bull dagger? Oh, okay, so Explain that please.
Speaker 1:I think that was the original stud. The motherfucker was called Bull Dagger, Bull Daggers. I guess we start freestyling like how they used to say nigger how they used to say nigger. They used to be like Bulldagger. They just took off the everything. You just put dyke and stuff. I guess I don't know A bulldagger, but that's what they called me. Though I promise y'all I pulled up somebody's jaw through, I'll do a door dance. He bull dagger on my brother. Oh my God, and I'm not making this up.
Speaker 2:That's why I was like do a comedy one time You're not going to do my shit hey.
Speaker 1:Siri. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:What is a bull dagger?
Speaker 1:While he doing that, can you tell me what's the safest? Non-counseling?
Speaker 2:way to joke on an old person.
Speaker 3:How do you?
Speaker 1:joke on an old person. How do you joke on an old person? How do you joke on an old?
Speaker 3:nigga. What am I old? Yeah, like this nigga. Like, for example, I would dance with this nigga.
Speaker 1:What jokes.
Speaker 3:Do y'all go with what?
Speaker 1:jokes do y'all go with. I don't know what did you say. I knew this was coming All right, what did you say?
Speaker 2:Oh, a pre-order.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow I can't wait to find jokes on you.
Speaker 2:Ain't no jokes, motherfucker. Think again, think again. I'm telling you, y'all niggas better be happy how old Fulio was when he died on his birthday 26. 26 years old, dead, dead. How old was? Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex, was Ex-Exitantiano when he died. I'm just trying to tell you how old was.
Speaker 1:Ex-Exitantiano when he died, and it's the way you echo it Dead, dead, dead. How old was?
Speaker 2:Ex-Exitantiano when he died 23. Them niggas even make it to 30. So I'm happy that I am my age because I made it niggas.
Speaker 1:I'm going to continue to spread my life. I'm going to make it. I'm just saying them niggas going to pull up on us.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying you got to stop.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying.
Speaker 2:I stop because it's cool, because he got shot.
Speaker 1:I'm saying oh Wow, ray, whoa.
Speaker 2:Niggas ain't making it out here. Niggas here early. He got shot. You know what I'm saying. I came from the streets, I was a gangbanger and the Lord brought me out of the gangbanging ways and I'm here at this age to still be alive. I done got shot at, stabbed all types of shit. I'm still here, the fuck. So I don't give a fuck. I can call me whatever the fuck I call me, because I am here Alive and breathing. I could have been dead with my homies but I'm here, I'm here nigga.
Speaker 1:What was the name of that drink called? I want that nigga's name Preach. What was the name of this shit?
Speaker 2:It's called my shit which one he had, my bad which one did he get he?
Speaker 1:had who.
Speaker 3:Hennessy, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That's the Hennessy coming out.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:All right, Preach nigga.
Speaker 1:Next Hennessy on a palm.
Speaker 2:All right, hennessy on a palm Well I won't ask for the old nigga, josephine.
Speaker 1:You got that good shit. She was in there freestyling. She was like what the fuck? I'm finna, make these motherfuckers. Whoa Jamal, put your gun away these question. No, I got a question, it's a random question. What platform do you prefer? Facebook, instagram or tiktok? I ain't gonna like I. I don't know if they connected still, but facebook sent me some money okay so I'm messing with facebook right now.
Speaker 1:They sent me. They sent me something. I checked my little. I put my car stuff on it because I was like let me see. So I did it. It wasn't a lot though like big dog, but I was. I didn't have $50 from y'all, so I was like okay, so what do I got to do to get more? So I just I mess with Facebook right now, but I post most on Instagram because that's where most of my fan base at, that's where they mostly at, though, on TikTok, Aren't they connected right Facebook and?
Speaker 4:Instagram. I think it's meta now.
Speaker 2:But they used to pay us for reels.
Speaker 3:They don't pay Instagram no more For the real shit, I still get a Facebook check, maybe they switch it over To Facebook now Instead of Instagram, because you know If you do the Instagram.
Speaker 1:I think you have to have A Facebook business page Attached now.
Speaker 2:Attached to your Instagram. Yeah, so I think that's how they did it, damn.
Speaker 3:I need to get paid too. Facebook business page.
Speaker 1:Oh, look at that.
Speaker 2:There you go, look at God, give you some game, oh yeah, friend, let's make some money.
Speaker 1:What do kids say to money? You book dropping soon. Coins to content, content to coins oh shit.
Speaker 3:First of all, why you doing all that laughing?
Speaker 1:I gotta ran out too. Me and sis are motherfucking bosses. Okay, cause we got some money. That's money, yeah.
Speaker 2:Can I get some? No, no, all right.
Speaker 1:Well, fuck y'all, I ain't got money We'll sign a dollar and give it to you Fuck down with that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, but that was crazy, because remember that at training day. Oh, but this fucker solicited all that shit A dollar Yo. What With the signatures on there Yo?
Speaker 1:He was like yo, when you get famous, I can have this. He said you give me a dollar and you sign it. You a smart scammer Dang.
Speaker 2:You should have told him sign five, ain't I crazy? All 50 of them niggas going to be up here next week. Sign me a 20. Bring it Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you Bring it.
Speaker 2:Bring it that shit crazy Child of a Trader, dave. But I want to know like you know, every comedian has like a go-to joke right that they use. What is your go-to joke? Like if a crowd is dead, they're not feeling it, and what is the joke that you go to that you know you could get there, that you could reset the crowd and get them back on your side. What is that joke? I?
Speaker 4:ain't gonna lie, I just go straight to the. You know, my favorite type of people is people in wheelchairs.
Speaker 1:God damn, look though, cause no, you gotta chill, cause they stay rolling up Like you just never, you never know when they gone, like Gotta just, oh my God, keep, keep, keep what it.
Speaker 4:Keep what it is, but not on the. On the real, though, I can't talk about me no more.
Speaker 1:I told you I was it was. Look, though, it was two. It was two girls on Sugar Creek. They was, they was arguing. I didn't know what they was arguing about. That's what I'm saying, though. No, it's not. It's not like that, though. Look she, it was two of them. One of them was like I don't know if she was on some. I don't even know, it don't matter. Look, the one of them was on something. The other one was on something. So I'm like what are y'all? So it was two deaf girls arguing. Apparently you know what I'm saying. One girl told the other girl keep my fucking name out your hands, bitch. I'm like, oh shit, like why y'all, y'all, y'all, bitches, hold on hold on how did they?
Speaker 1:say that shit though. I don't even hey, it was a fucking trans runner right there. That's what the motherfucker was talking about. Nah, I ain't gonna lie, because the one bitch they start fighting and they wasn't talking, no more, they ain't had no way to communicate. All I just heard. The bitches was in between fights. They were just throwing the bitches again, just throwing the bitches again. So I guess they was deaf. They had to be deaf. I'm doing ASL. This is ASL for sorry, because I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Nah, it's real.
Speaker 2:I be telling you. So did you see that joint on Instagram where the two niggas in the wheelchair and he's fighting, where the nigga pulled up to him and he was like what? He was trying to stop the nigga.
Speaker 1:What Instagram you got. I'm like what the?
Speaker 2:fuck, you ain't see that shit. There's the two niggas in the wheelchair and they had the cop car right behind them.
Speaker 3:They was recording.
Speaker 2:And the nigga rolled up to him and they was talking and he's like what? And he tried to hit him the first time and they connect they hit that nigga again. Boom In the wheelchair.
Speaker 4:And you were laughing hard as fuck. I was laughing hard as fuck.
Speaker 1:That shit was running this shit. Funny as fuck. I don't care.
Speaker 2:They go, they go, they go, they go.
Speaker 1:They go, they go.
Speaker 3:You laughing? Oh no, I got it.
Speaker 1:Oh, he fucking that nigga up in the wheelchair. Dang. The one dude got experience. He done been in that motherfucker for a minute. He fucking. We definitely gonna put the video up on the episode. He fucking that nigga up in the wheelchair. Nah that's wild, that's crazy work.
Speaker 2:He trying to hold that nigga, that nigga, snuffing the shit up in that wheelchair. That is crazy.
Speaker 1:Y'all wild, let me. I can't imagine what your for you page looks like. Y'all wild, let me. Let me ask this question.
Speaker 3:This is the most important question of the night.
Speaker 1:If you was doing a tour, right Going on a community tour, who would you have on your tour with you? Top, let's do top five, top three. Top three. Cause a tour nowadays.
Speaker 4:They have like 20 people now.
Speaker 2:Let's do a three.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be real. I just I really feel like All of these people Would just be like Maybe have like 20 people now you do it three. I'm going to be real. I really feel like all these people would just be like an honor, because I'm not really like where I want to be at with the comedy. So, on the real, it's just like manifesting for real. So I really say like on a whole nother tip, like Drewski really hard, love me some Drewski. Drewski really hard, like he improv, like he know what he doing. So I feel like he got his own lane. I like people like that. You feel me. I need DC young fly on it with me too. He just he got that improv with him too. He just know what he doing. Um, on a real, I feel like I don't know if, if I'm exaggerating, but I feel like Chico Bean funny too.
Speaker 2:We had him on the show.
Speaker 3:He really hard.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, though, so that's why I really need that chemistry right there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, yeah, that's who I mess with. It's crazy. You say that because I'm thinking about DC Chico Bean, that one show they had. I was watching the clip and they was talking about crack smoke, because DC was just like crackhead. He talks like I got crack smoke in my body, oh baby.
Speaker 3:They got him on the shit.
Speaker 1:We got a video right here that shit. Funny as hell. Boy, that's a good two. I don't got him. Drewski. Funny as shit. That could have been a record in the audition shit.
Speaker 2:And shout out to Concent that nigga had Kevin Hart Cosin.
Speaker 1:No Cosin.
Speaker 2:Cosin that Nigga said that nigga Cardolla.
Speaker 1:I gotta have it right Card. Penny is crazy, that nigga Card Quarter. I gotta have it right. That was the best Snoop.
Speaker 2:Dogg, you know how much Cosin that they got out of that Cause they the overnight shit yeah. They got so much content From that shit. That's crazy. That could last. Like A couple of much content from that shit.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, that could last like a couple of months Just from that one dream alone Drisky funny as fuck. Child of Drisky. Kevin Hart Could have been Records. Auditions are funny. Me and Kim was watching that shit the other night.
Speaker 2:Please go watch that, get high and watch it.
Speaker 1:That shit, funny as hell they had little people on there they had little people with a hey.
Speaker 2:Take a little brother, you know, that's funny.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. He's obviously as a security guard.
Speaker 4:He's obviously now be honest, you're going to hit that wood. You're going to hit that wood.
Speaker 1:The midget? Yeah Nigga, it's stupid as hell.
Speaker 2:Take that midget down Whatever, Whatever, so all right. So that was like your top three that you said you would take on tour. So who are your top three comedians of all time?
Speaker 1:oh, oh, my goodness, oh shit like that dang you gonna.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness hey, I didn't hear that, right, no, did he yo what was that he said them oh, okay I'm not putting them in order, okay.
Speaker 1:Richard Pryor you gotta be in there, like we already know, like Bernie Mac up there, up there top. You know what I'm saying and then we gonna we gonna just put number one as me, because I'm going to be up there hey me and only me. Put yourself in it. Put yourself in it everybody. Hard though Richard Pryor.
Speaker 2:Bernie Mac and you everybody hard.
Speaker 3:I respect that that's fire.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, I respect that well, I respect that I heard you had a topic that you wanted to come talk to us about today oh yeah, and it's interesting because we never get asked a topic.
Speaker 4:Oh, for real, we usually ask the topic. Fetch.
Speaker 3:What's the topic?
Speaker 1:So one of the topics is these people got to stop going around, these weed people. They got to stop saying they got Zah, yeah, but you not got Zah. Come on man, you see the purple light. No, that mean it was a purple light on it. No, I got Zy Stop.
Speaker 3:Stop saying that, that.
Speaker 1:Zy word going to get y'all in trouble. Imagine going to LA or something and they really don't care, they bound to crash out and you be like I got that Zy and you put the text on it. It's bub. And you just brought daylight in Compton because you want to have Zai, You're going to get shot the fuck up. Just say I got some gas Right, right. Stop trying to put Zai. I don't like that.
Speaker 3:Oh Zai, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:Well, I like Zai. For people who smoke.
Speaker 2:If you don't smoke, you don't even know what I'm talking about Ask friend, friend because somebody smokes no, but I like yeah, I think that would be better to say I got gas inside, because a whole different grade it's people with real yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:I appreciate the the we men that are like and we are in a marijuana legal state, so it's okay. Um, I appreciate it. We can love, sir, what we at we is.
Speaker 4:I damn sure got lost. I wanted to say something I didn't want to say. I was going to say it. I like it. So we got a long road going with it.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, but the thing is, I don't know where the fuck we located. Nigga, we are in a location, that is okay. We are in a marijuana legal location.
Speaker 1:That is okay. Yes, we are Compton. I appreciate the we men that'll be like.
Speaker 3:We traveled, we all traveled.
Speaker 1:They'll be like listen, I ain't gonna catch you. I got some low grade, I got some gas and I got some Zod.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow.
Speaker 1:Send me the gas, send me the Zod, the Zod be Zod.
Speaker 3:It be Zod in the Zod be Zod.
Speaker 1:I appreciate the people that differentiate. They it's Zabi Zion, so I appreciate the people that like differentiate and they don't be like oh, I got all this out here right now and then you smoke and be like this is always my fucking money.
Speaker 4:Right, it's bad. It's bad mid. So what's your next topic? So what's?
Speaker 1:zizzering, cause don't piss me off, don't piss me off.
Speaker 2:Does it involve like?
Speaker 1:put them down cause you too close to my damn head.
Speaker 2:I was over here.
Speaker 1:Where did you get them? Put them down? It was just on the table. Yo y'all ham Like yo what Yo Yo y'all funny, but nah, I don't know what y'all talk about.
Speaker 2:The shit that you just said like 20 minutes ago.
Speaker 1:They the ones said they drunk three wine bottles alone and they go to bed in the same bed. They did not. Okay, I'm out of shit. I could have sworn. Y'all said y'all drank the XXL wine and then, and then y'all had a XXL. We ain't even had that yet. No, absolutely not. Somebody said. Facebook said If you drink XXL wine, be careful, cause it's gonna make you wanna eat your nigga ass. Oh Wait what it's gonna make what you drink.
Speaker 2:Double X-ray of wine. Be careful, because it's going to make you want to eat your nigga ass. Oh, oh, wait, what oh it's going to make what it's going to make you want to eat your nigga ass.
Speaker 1:I'm about to go get six bottles of the shit. You're going to eat somebody. What? What? The fuck Off of wine. No, but it's about to the fuck. I ain't gonna eat no ass. I'm not eating no ass.
Speaker 1:Y'all be y'all girls be, I know y'all straight. Y'all be lying. Y'all be licking that gooch. Y'all be lying. Y'all get real pretty and be like babe stop, it's not gay. Like babe, like, come on, they doing it on Twitter. Y'all need to stop this shit. Oh my God, bro, y'all need to stop this shit. Up now, right now. Look at y'all quiet. Why you so quiet over there? Y'all, it's not your butt.
Speaker 2:Come on, babe.
Speaker 1:What you saying that Gucci? I just found out what that shit was today. I just made that shit up. I'ma use that shit On set.
Speaker 2:I just found out what a gooch was earlier.
Speaker 3:Y'all cut my body. She didn't say nothing.
Speaker 2:She said I laugh when I get close. You weren't trapped, you weren't trapped. I laugh when I get close. You want trap, you want trap.
Speaker 3:I laugh when I get close.
Speaker 4:She look at the whole, like Y'all wild oh nah, what, oh my goodness She'd be faking it.
Speaker 1:Uh-uh, I did not say all of that. What, oh my goodness She'd be faking it? I did not say all of that.
Speaker 2:Listen, Trapp is my sister, but I would never put it past anybody that says she'd like to nearly die when she has sex what I do, hell yeah, she'd like to be choked to death, nearly to death.
Speaker 1:So 66. Whoa, you're not about to incorporate me in your fucking. I'm not about to fucking. I ain't playing nothing and I said this is my sister but I ain't playing, no, no, she trying to trauma, dump, fuck, clarify, clarify, clarify what do you?
Speaker 1:mean clarify. Let me clarify that statement. Nearly died yo. She said it. Clarify tap her to wake her ass up. That's not what she said. That's not what she said. Clarify, that's not what I said. I said I like to be choked to, almost to the point where I'm like I have to pass out while it's in. Ya, wait, didn't.
Speaker 2:I just say that I just said the same exact shit.
Speaker 1:No, but you made it sound worse what? How would he know when it's time? Because, listen, I just said the same exact shit. No, but you made it sound worse what? What the fuck? How would he know when it's time? Because, listen, because I have a tap method. I be like okay.
Speaker 3:I'll drink water today. Then y'all about to die.
Speaker 1:I'm dying, I can't breathe. Then I start kicking my legs and shit she's convulsing. Oh my God, I don't breathe. Then I start kicking my legs and shit she's convulsing. Oh my God, I don't want to die, but I like a little pressure. But I don't want to die, friend, I like a little pressure.
Speaker 1:Oh, but that's why I said I'm not putting nothing past my sister To be fair Angel's advocate you don't know if you finna die, because if you in the middle catching a nut then that's a great way to go out. What, oh shit you went out on a high.
Speaker 2:Having a nut and dying. Dang Damn, that's fire.
Speaker 1:That's fire. That's fire. You're going to die for that nut, wow.
Speaker 2:Your soul is going to be lifting up. You're going to be looking at your dead body. Your soul is going to be tired Like nigga. Put me back in there. I'm a bad.
Speaker 1:You're going to be in the casket with a smile on your face.
Speaker 2:That's. That's nasty. Work right there, Die. That's nasty work.
Speaker 1:I'll drink water to that I will, that's nasty work.
Speaker 2:That's that. So what was the? What was the cause? Every comedian got. You know they one of the jokes that they go to. But every Every comedian y'all let me finish See fucking knuckleheads. Every comedian has a moment like the worst moment of the worst joke. That just didn't hit. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:What was that moment, bro? I was doing the HBC. I was doing Livingstone College, hbcu.
Speaker 3:Oh, the tight shit.
Speaker 4:I was in Stone, but listen.
Speaker 1:I was. It was homecoming, it was called the Stone Awards and it was like talents or whatever. So they told me right before I went on, like, right before I went on, he was like he looked like a stone face stick or two. He was like no profanity and nothing inappropriate. I'm like, bro, homecoming. They just did all this rapping about whipping up, bringing what you do and fucking it like. I'm like, bro, what? Like? I'm just doing jokes. This ain't even they really did that. Like, they like, like. But nah, we ain't talking about that. But I'm like, so, boom, I go up there. I am like all right, so, um, how long y'all put y'all noodles on for? And everybody just shouting out numbers. I'm like, okay, okay, everybody shouting out numbers. I'm trying to see what I'm about to do with this. So I'm like boom. I'm like, oh, you said five. Oh, you said, okay, you said six. Okay, I heard somebody say two. I'm like two. What the fuck? You might as well eat it out. The pack split second. This one.
Speaker 1:I learned like you gotta have something right now right after that you can't let them breathe, like unless it's like something that's gone. You gotta. You got that pregnant pause between it and it's funny and they, they let them calm down. That would have calmed off for you. I look up that. You feel me, if they, if they laughing and it's like hold on, let them, let them get their stuff together and okay, boom, then you could pause. But if, if it was slight and it wasn't something that was going to hit they done that. And then there's black people. I ain't going to lie, black people is the hardest people to make laugh.
Speaker 1:I don't know if y'all know that or not, that's like it's hard, it's hard to make us laugh when we're like for real because we be hating low key. We be hating. It's crazy. I'm'm like what the fuck is bitch bitch? Is it funny? Like chuckle bitch.
Speaker 1:Let it out but nah, I just they was just laughing for a little bit and then at the end it was this lame ass nigga at school. He was like that noodle joke was funny. I'm like I'm the fucking noodle joke like you. Lame as fuck bitch like he, he tried, he tried, he tried. And we put we know what they shit but but but but. But nigga had on them fucking. Um, nevermind, shout out to bro, he did lift me up a little bit.
Speaker 2:I ain't gonna lie, cause at least somebody I ain't gonna clown him Like as hell, but that noodle joke he was like that noodle joke, annie.
Speaker 1:I'm like noodle joke bitch. Like you the fuck. Like I'm about to knock your ass clean the fuck up. Like bitch, I'll steal you and your shit. Like yeah, what's up, let's go. Like I'm sorry, noodle joke nigga. So on the flip side of that question, what is like? What would you say is like your viral joke, or like what's the one thing that really put you in front of a public audience? I did this interview with the news when COVID first hit.
Speaker 4:Oh shit.
Speaker 1:It was a real newsman. Like I said, I'm not people, I joke a lot, but let me like yeah, I joke a lot, but I'm very spiritual Like God, I'm nothing without.
Speaker 2:God, like I'm just like point blank period. Amen, amen.
Speaker 1:So I was in the car and I got out of the car and I seen the little dude. He looked like he was looking for some black people.
Speaker 2:He was like where are they? Where are the hunkers? Like come on.
Speaker 1:Someone said about this. So I'm like, bet I'm sure was like. I was like, hey, he like he like hey, are you going to walmart? He clicked the little shit. I'm like, oh, you want to do cameras? I got camera, y'all, bro, record this. So I just started talking to him. He was like asking me questions about covid, like what's important, like what's going on, and so I had recorded it, put it on there. That joint went up, like it went dumb on instagram and I didn't even think instagram really rocked with me like that, like that. But when that came out I was like, oh okay, like, nah, this I got it, I got it. Algorithm on that one. What COVID man? I'm like, yeah, you got, I just be putting on hand sanitizer for no reason, like I'm just saying like, look, there's little snippets and stuff. So it was hitting, I ain't gonna lie, love it Facts. So to end this out, let me ask where can they find you at Social media, all that stuff? Where can they see you? You can hit me up on Instagram. Kids Too.
Speaker 4:Funny, you can make a stay.
Speaker 1:TikTok Kids Too. Ha Ha, they took Kids Too Funny. And somebody took the page. It's a little boy on there doing challenges with my Instagram. Oh shit, I think that's when I had Cricket. Somebody took my number. He must have logged in. Oh shit, he got himself. Got him. How many followers did you have on the old page? I didn't have that many, but I had posts on there. I'm like, bro, this is not you dude, he's like 11 years old.
Speaker 1:I'm the real kid Right Bouncing around bouncing around and all I'm talking about doing all the little challenges, All of them. He's in there. Give me your head top. I'm like that is not true. Our listeners are finna. Go talk shit, that boy. I hope they report you, bro. I know your mama.
Speaker 3:You owe your mama some the quality look like you recorded on the fucking hearing aid how old he look how old he look.
Speaker 1:But I ain't got like he look like he bout, like he look like he bout, he bout 11, 11 is crazy, he bout 11. 11 is crazy, nah cause he not 11, cause that he's a lem. He acting like he, a lem that's how he acting on there he up there jumping and all dirty. He got the background looking trashy and all yeah, they say that's the real kid. He in there vibing, he ain't my house. Leave this shit. Do it my shit. All them noodle bowls. That's crazy yeah.
Speaker 2:Like what's next, where they can follow your social media, all that good shit All right, but.
Speaker 1:I, I said it's a girl, but uh, tiktok too. But uh, I'm on YouTube too. Uh, the official, uh, kids to funny. I'll be posting on there. I got shorts on there right now I'm trying to run up, but yeah, though, and I be at Taxi and Tea Lounge On Thursday. We on pause right now we be doing. Stand up In there, though. My boy, papa Hugo, shout out. Papa Hugo, he sounds familiar.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's my, yeah, that bro.
Speaker 1:Oh, the light skin nigga right, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, so he turned Rapper to comedian. Nah, nah.
Speaker 4:He was always a comedian. Dude him for real. He be with the greats, though.
Speaker 1:He up there with them. Oh wow, I got to cut to the show Because he came to training day one time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought he was a rapper. Yeah, he valid for some when are y'all going back.
Speaker 1:We going to get y'all situated Just check me out on Instagram. We going to be updated with all that Y'all. Make sure y'all tap in with on there.
Speaker 2:We going to get into the field. What's a piece of advice you would give to them?
Speaker 1:but you're gonna tick tock, find the challenge and just keep recording yourself because it's easy right now. I ain't gonna lie, it's easy. All you got to do is just want to be funny and just make up stuff, because it's not hard at all. Like it's really about your algorithm. For real, you got to be doing something obnoxious in America to get viral. Like you have to, literally Literally, because if you go on China, they're teaching the kids how to. We ain't going to get into all that anyway. So, yeah, that's really how it is. It's easy right now. Just post, go on there and do something silly. Find a viral sound, use the sound You're going to be good-up, or the girls that want to be stand-up comedians just go do some shows, do some hole-in-the-wall shows and just get your whack jokes out. See what's whack, see what they like and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3:There it is.
Speaker 2:There it is, there it is man.
Speaker 3:It's your boy CL.
Speaker 2:McLean Girl. Wait, did she just do that?
Speaker 1:Yes, she did. I don't think she heard you, she didn't hear me. No, he signed out. He said yo, it's your girl trap set.
Speaker 2:No, no, wait, Hold on, let's reset, Reset, cut this shit. What the fuck Y'all?
Speaker 1:tuned everything out, god damn it.
Speaker 2:It's close to the end, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's your boy, sarah McClain, it's your girl. Trapsit, serious, unscripted, and Kids Too Funny.
Speaker 2:You know there's been no positive podcast besides the North motherfuckers. I quit this shit Bang. That wasn't it.
Speaker 1:This is the April Fool's. Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, this episode might be the one man we gotta get some flicks who that Lil' Unscripted. You know what I'm saying. Hit him with the knife, all bloody like Woo, real ass, big, big check. I don't give a neck. He pull it like wet. I'm throwing it back like that. Pull his hand like that. Wear his tan like that. I got Trapsy In the building, I got CEO In the building and we swimming Out on big ass chicks. Hop on Polo's dick. Ah, go see it Say from the 910 To the 704. It's Trapsy on the beat. And you know I'm about to flow. I'm going to ride this beat just like I ride that dick, big ass chain around my neck and it keep me chill. Yeah, fuck these little niggas. That nigga said that I ain't got no motion, but he's little.
