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Ever wondered how a hilarious bathroom mishap could lead to a spirited conversation about life's highs and lows? Join us for a raw, unfiltered episode of "High Conversations," where we navigate through aggression, intoxication, and laughter. From creative hooks to venting our frustrations, we've got it all, including a gut-busting story about a kid dealing with an oversized bathroom issue. Financial struggles and the humor in failing to meet basic needs? Yeah, we go there too. Brace yourself for a chaotic, entertaining ride that's as unpredictable as it is fun.
Next up, get ready for "Hip Hop Freestyle on Music Production," where we throw down some spontaneous, witty lines over a fresh beat. We're talking about everything from a humble dude with no swish to the not-so-subtle art of suggesting gum to a partner with bad breath. Our freestyle session is filled with raw energy and genuine camaraderie, culminating in plans to feature this wild, energetic flow on an upcoming mixtape. Tune in for laughs, unfiltered discussions, and a peek into our creative process.
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I swear to God, I'm going to come up with a fucking hook every time. Yo word right, I'm going to come up with a hook every time. I swear to God, fuck that nigga up. Fuck that nigga up. I'm high. That's why, hey yo, she got to record that. Yo Fuck that. Yo Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Yo Yo. You record that shit. Uh-huh, I think so. I want to go Fuck that nigga up. Fuck that nigga up. Hold him up. Ay, pull around the block. Ba-da-ta-ta, ba-da-ta-ta Ay. Fuck that nigga up. Fuck that nigga up. That nigga is a bum. He's not really nothing. No, not really nothing. Ayy, call me what you want what. Call me what you want what, but I ain't the one, the one. Ayy, ayy, ayy. How do you spell humble B-U-M?
Speaker 2Oh, fucking nigga Ayy.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm so fucking high right now. I'm high Fuck that nigga up. Ay, fuck that nigga up. Ay, fuck that nigga up. Fuck that nigga up. I'm high as fuck. There's too many of y'all bum ass niggas in the street that ain't been fucked up yet. You been tooted up but not fucked up, and when I see you, i'ma slap you like your mama should have.
Speaker 2Damn Fuck that nigga up that shit crazy. That was a Nova's Podcast exclusive trap.
Speaker 1sick we are sponsored by Swish's Peace Gobbler Animal.
Speaker 2It's crazy, fucking niggas up.
Speaker 1Oh, I think I started to feel like C. Oh, that shit, you got to get up and walk out. Hell yeah, I'm telling y'all. We are sponsored by well, I'm sponsored by the Peace Gobbler. Swish made you know who not smoking. No more Swish. Oh no, give Swish me. You know who not smoking? No more Swish. Oh no, Give me that. I'm smoking. I got to come down.
Speaker 2Oh shit, Give me that. I just got to come down.
Speaker 1I need this because I got my birthday time here. Oh yeah, shit, oh shit. We like you Nigga, we got drugs. Bro, he ain't never do this. No, ma'am, I didn't realize what the fuck you said. You heard her. Oh, what she said, this is our last camera man. They did this because he was broke. Am I lying?
Speaker 2No, you're not Look at all that shit down there I know.
Speaker 1That's sad. You need to shake that shit up.
Speaker 2That's probably poison. You need a spoon Boom Huh.
Speaker 1Fuck that nigga up See. Hey boo Shit See, because look at you, god damn it See, damn You're an idiot Fuck that nigga up.
Speaker 2Look at oh, that's the fuck you up right there. Okay, show the camera. Show the camera we got to show y'all the fuck it up.
Speaker 1That's crazy. This the fuck it up. You, that's the fuck it up in. The fuck it up juice, that's the fuck it up in the fuck you up juice, fuck you up, get that shit.
Speaker 2That's the fuck you up shit on the bottom. We don't know what that shit is. We call it residue do, but it's not. Maybe I don't call it that shit. No, no see, when you spin it don't even move right, it'll stay right there, look at that hey did y'all see the video?
Speaker 1it was like, uh, like this white family where the little boy walked in there and his mom, when the recording started, his mom was like tell your father what you just told me? And he's just holding the bag. And the little boy was like, um, I did a number two and it was too big to flush down the toilet, so I grabbed it out and put it in his bag oh, his daddy was looking at him like what the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 1And he threw the bag on his mama. Yo, his mama screamed and screamed. You would have thought she was dying.
Speaker 2It was real doodoo in there.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh my God, I said yo they.
Speaker 2That's wild.
Speaker 1My daddy would have sent me right on back to God after this, that's wild back to God after this.
Speaker 2That's wild B. He said it was too big to flush, it was going to crawl up the toilet, so he scooped it out and put it in the bag.
Speaker 1That's crazy.
Speaker 2Paula be cracking up over something.
Speaker 1That grass is really green.
Speaker 2We know we got Paula cracking up. We know we can do anybody else.
Speaker 1Paula, you got some green ass grass.
Speaker 2You damn sure do right.
Speaker 1Green ass grass no filter Just grass. I don't know if I'm noticing it because I'm high Pussy. Uh-uh, that's my shit, no pussy.
Speaker 2Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy Pussy.
Speaker 1Dance trap on the beat. Hey Said you next time we lit. Now we lit. Now. You ain't got no motion, you can't pay no bills, you can't even keep your hair cut, you can't keep your hair done, you can't keep your phone on. I don't even know. Let me join. Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy. All right, fuck this nigga. Yeah, guess what, guess what we got. I got all the logins. Hey, hey, I got all the logins. Hey, I got all the logins. Oh, still don't know shit. Nope, it's a new day. Snap the bitch up. Tell her, say hey, hey, hey, humble is broke. B-u-m, that's not broke. Nope, nope, ceo boss, but his two friends become real wrong now. Oh, I'm kidding, I'm high as fuck on an edible cancel switch. The cancel switch is crazy. At the end of that verse this your first diss track. How you feel Swish. I ain't even finished yet. Hold on, I'll go right back in. Ay, fuck, 718. Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck. 646. Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fuck New York, fuck the bridge, fuck Manhattan. He turned the music down.
Speaker 1He heard that 718 and got offended.
Speaker 2I was with you, I was with you, I was with you to that point, girl, that's crazy that's you turn my music down. I started naming all the music 616, 718.
Speaker 1What's the other one? What's the other one? Yep 917.
Speaker 2Oh yeah big fuck.
Speaker 1917. 917, 9-1-7. Oh yeah, big fuck, 9-1-7.
Speaker 29-1-7, 2-1-2, 3-4-7. Fuck that shit, Fuck them niggas from the 9-1-7.
Hip Hop Freestyle on Music Production
Speaker 1I know that. Nah, fuck the niggas from the 3-4-7. I hate the 3-4-7 ass niggas. I hate all niggas. Goddamn, maybe not. Hey, yeah, it's like the straight cook. Hey, hey, oh, that humble like bitch, that humble ain't got no swish.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm getting loud right there. That humble ain't got no swish oh.
Speaker 1Because it was a oh Entree for the new cameraman. Oh my God, oh, hold up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I got a humble dude. Oh my God, that humble ain't got. No swish, that humble ain't got no, swish, I got it.
Speaker 2Say it again Swish, I got it.
Speaker 1You put it back. Yeah, okay, he went and broke my jaw. That humble ain't got no swish. He ain't even got no pot To piss. It sounded better in my head.
Speaker 2I thought Anybody through this Was gonna go mad Hang on about their piss and then she say it that shit is wild.
Speaker 1I know what she was thinking. Yeah To piss. Okay, we got producer Polo on the beat. Yeah, yeah, he went broke like that. Humble ain't got no swish, ain't even got no pot to piss. Okay, we got Producer Polo on the beat. Yeah, yeah, he went broke like that Humble ain't got no swish, ain't even got no pot to piss in. Fuck that nigga. I'm back in. Ay, that nigga said I ain't got no motion. But fuck that nigga, cause I heard that he ain't got no lotion. Yeah, you ashy ass nigga, go and brush your teeth. Nigga, go and see a a dentist, cause all that calcium ain't winning. You hear me, don't get me started.
Speaker 2She was kissing him, though. She was kissing him though.
Speaker 1Never tongue kiss. If we get into it, it's really actually very disrespectful. So that's not. They ain't got no kids, no, and to be honest, when we first started dating, his breath used to stink so bad, oh my God. I used to be like you want some gum? Or like I tried to get like wraps that had men in it, something to spare me, because that shit was crazy. And so one day I was like, damn, your tongue ain't dry. He was like, yeah, my mouth be dry when I smell my. Okay, I'm like maybe you should start using this mouthwash. It's for smokers. Why you didn't tell nigga breast steak, nah I like that.
Speaker 2I'm like nigga, your breast steak, nigga, you gotta do something about that. I'm just being, I'm just black, like that, like shawty had some shit. I'm like nah, I paid that shit off. She's like what she was like what Nah we got?
Speaker 1to do a freestyle of this one To this yeah, that beat fire.
Speaker 2That's going on the mixtape. It's like's Straight Coup, no Swish. That's the same way you said it, how you said it.
Speaker 1I'm going to get it straight as me, that's the same way you said it.
Speaker 2I just put it on the beat Are we live? Are we live?
Speaker 1Let's start. I need my band. We're live. Are we live? Are we recording? We got a whole mixtape on Polo Computer. Okay.
Speaker 2I'm with a guy and I, oh, okay, okay, yeah, we got it, it's ready. I think I'm gonna wrap up. Yep, we live.
Speaker 1I'll be back. I got to get my cap. Oh yeah, no advisory, no advisory. Charlotte's most dangerous crew, bitch. Humble ain't got no, humble ain't got no. Sis Looking on the bill, he wish he can't pay them. Bitch Ay, nigga thought he was that, nigga thought he was good. But I don't really have it Big on the chat like Zai and I keep moving my mind. Hey, what's the last person that hopped on my live before I ended it? What's his girlfriend? Oh, I can't. I'm going to be live now. I can't be singing this shit and I pass it to her. I got five more days. I'm free, baby. I can't do that shit. G-g-g-g-g-.
Speaker 2We live. I'm five, three, I don't even know when that shit at Five three.
Speaker 1What the fuck.
Speaker 2Cause I try to.
Speaker 1What's your area code? Seven one, eight, yeah, there you go, yeah.
Speaker 2Cheers Shout out to the most dangerous Cool Norvossi podcast, your boy CO McLean.
Speaker 1It's your girl, trapzy. It's terrorist. Unscripted, oh hell.
Speaker 2Ay, ay. You see how she is. If y'all tuned in to last episode, pardon me, but our cameraman Shout out to our cameraman Swish back there holding us down.
Speaker 1You know what I mean, huh you can't say that what you about to say.
Speaker 2What you about to say. You definitely can't say that. Oh, thank you. You definitely cannot say that.
Speaker 1You cannot say that I was going to say have a wonderful day. If you watched the episode last week of all I've been indulging in punch, so I'm happy off the punch. But before I get too happy off the punch, make sure you like and subscribe. We are on Spotify, youtube, apple Music, amazon Music, iheartradio, photobucket. We on MySpace.
Speaker 2We on hubcom.
Speaker 1We're not on Wait let me say something about that, because it's crazy. Every time we used to say Pornhub, he was like we're not on Pornhub. I wonder if he's on Pornhub. He probably is.
Speaker 2For me it's Tasty Trey.
Speaker 1Tasty Trey.
Speaker 2Oh, you wonder if he's on Pornhub. Look him up, I mean you can't have him.
Speaker 1No, that's cute. Oh, Pornhub blocked.
Speaker 2Yeah, dried up, but you know what's crazy they was doing it together.
Speaker 1They was doing Twitter. They have videos on Twitter, oh shit.
Speaker 2Wait, did they meet them together?
Speaker 1Oh, I don't want to see that I don't want to see that Shit.
Speaker 2But you know what's crazy, yo, that nigga had her whole fucking life no faces. Though you know what's crazy Look at how God has blessed us.
Speaker 1We are elevated because guess what? Humble ain't even got no pot to piss in. Shout out to our new cameraman Swish, Swish.
Speaker 2He's the best.
Speaker 1He canceled for me. But shout out to the rest of Swish. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Tyrus is fucked up, I am.
Speaker 1I am, it's the punch. I had some peach cobbler earlier. Really great that's how good that's.
Speaker 2It's Cobbler.
Speaker 1Yeah, man, I tried to get some more and then you started drinking too. I tried to get some more, but canceled. I can't support black business. Black businesses are canceled. But nah, it's a good happy Wednesday. I'm really happy y'all, because guess what, what's?
Speaker 2up.
Speaker 1I got one, two, three, four, five, six more days to my summer break.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah, let oh yeah. Give a round of applause for that.
Speaker 1Six more days I have made it through another school year. Yes, I also want to say I looked at my data and my data says that my students are 86.6% from Target.
Speaker 2Is it data or data?
Speaker 1Data data. The data data, which means out of 100%. My kids are 86.6.
Speaker 2Oh, that's what's up. Give them a round of applause for that. That's what's up. The smart-ass motherfuckers over there, that's good.
Speaker 1Mmm. I'm going to say mmm.
Speaker 2Okay, that's good, but.
Speaker 1I just want to shout out to my babies because they are scholars and I love them, but of course they got a fire ass English teacher. So you know they can start watching this After they graduate. Yes, they have already asked about it. They have already asked For my Instagram. I told them the day after graduation. They got it.
Speaker 2Listen Soon enough. Your name's gonna be Goo Goo Boom. So, when they put in Tyrus. That's how I said it, right, right, okay, I fuck up names.
Speaker 1The first day you met me, you fucked up my name actually. I did Right after she told you her name. What did he say? Tarr.
Speaker 2I said Paris.
Speaker 1Paris. He said Paris.
Speaker 2But no, I never fucked up. Nobody's name worse than my girl, Deja Lynn.
Speaker 1Yo, you killed her I butchered her name.
Speaker 2I called her Dejah Lai. Dejah Lai is crazy. I called her Dejah.
Speaker 1Lai, shout out to Polo, polo. Polo got me fucking weak, just how he did. His entrance was very grand. Yes, shout out to Polo, cause Polo always keeps us on top. Oh, this is Deja Vu that didn't see you at all. Damn, it just feels not lonely. It feels good like being over here by myself good energy.
Speaker 2Listen, y'all get this motherfucker too much recognition, right? Why? I walked in and y'all talking about this motherfucker. Who is this motherfucker you guys keep talking about? I don't know this motherfucker, so can you please stop talking about the motherfucker I don't know?
Speaker 1I was talking about Jesus.
Speaker 2Well, he's not a motherfucker.
Speaker 1Okay then, so stop saying that I was because Jesus got me.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, I didn't hear that part. Okay, why would you talk to me? Because you don't got Jesus, amen. You don't got King Jesus, you don't got King Jesus.
Speaker 1You don't got King Jesus. Hey, that's a classic in the black house.
Speaker 2All right, I'm trying to tell you she fucked these shits up.
Speaker 1Don't put me out, damn, because why would you that they was sitting here? You gotta get used to being on podcasts with nothing but women. You can't do that.
Speaker 2What you mean. I can't say she fucked these shits up.
Speaker 1Yeah, you're not supposed to say that.
Speaker 2I saw she opened them so I'm like I'm gonna get them later and then I try to get the bag and the shit gone.
Speaker 1She don't want the viewers to know that she fucked that shit up, though I mean you can. They would have said it was me, but you know, and then it was full, so it looked full.
Speaker 2That's why you started reaching for it. Nah, the crumbs going full out.
Speaker 1I despise you.
Speaker 2I despise you. Shut up, Right I do.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, oh listen, yes, what's that?
Speaker 2Gotta give a shout out. I don't care, they ain't cut no check.
Speaker 1They got a new flavor. It's called Mammy's Mix.
Speaker 2Don't even say their name, Hold on because I haven't tried it. Let me give a live review on air, a live review of who Of Mammy's Mix. They didn't pay for this live review. Y'all giving away free shit we're going to tag them they got Instagram now.
Speaker 1Okay, they're from Greensboro. This might be good because my grandmother's name was Mamie, so this might be good. Let me try this. Hold on all the flavors they got.
Speaker 2They got so many flavors you would try say nothing but a chaser real well.
Speaker 1Oh my god, it's bussin' right. This is Mamie's Mix. It's good, like even the regular lemonade it's like heaven in a bottle. I done, seen it, mary Mae's mix. Cut the check ding nah baby, we need to get on here, cut us a check. We need to get you on here cause this is fire it mixes very well with casamigos that's what you got now casamigos it's delicious casamigos, I would try some casamigos, but it's castle casamigos my man, eddie.
Speaker 2What up my nigga? I see you shout out to Ed.
Speaker 1Who is Ed?
Speaker 2that's the Facebook. We gotta shout out Facebook. People shout out Facebook man y'all had a good week.
Speaker 1Shout out Christian Mingle, cause I see y'all be on there listening to Christian Mingle. Yeah, of course, every episode I gotta shout out the Hoochies shout out to the Hoochies mamas.
Speaker 2I to the Hoochie.
Speaker 1Mamas, I love the Hoochies. Yes, we was outside this weekend. It was a fun time.
Speaker 2The Hoochies was Hoochian. Her Huh, yep, the Hoochies was Hoochian. That's not. We were not, we were respectful, I was with them. Yeah, she was with them. Yeah, she was.
Speaker 1Hoochian too.
Speaker 2Hoochian too what.
Speaker 1She's actually an honorary Hoochie. We've already what I'm saying, because after you left last weekend we formed a bond for like another hour Y'all did.
Speaker 2That's what's up.
Speaker 1I know Polo was sick of us because we was just out there for no reason, outside, just no reason, drinking, twerking, twerking, twerking and drinking.
Speaker 2Jesus, look at that. Is it on camera? Is it on camera? No, we was going crazy. Yeah, we started early. Oh, I want to shout out Tasha K. I went to her comedy, her comedy special on I think it was Sunday. Yeah, she came out here to Charlotte and did a comedy, but I didn't know nothing about the young lady until I did my little research and I'm like, okay, she was a former blogger, took off from there, whoopty whoop she was a blogger that is not a blogger anymore. Not a blogger anymore.
Speaker 1Because she was talking shit about Cardi B.
Speaker 2And Cardi B sued that ass. Tasha K unwind with Tasha K, yes, and she owe Cardi B all that money, so she's trying to make that money back.
Speaker 1But she is actually. Hilarious though she is, I'm glad I don't have anything to say about Tasha. I just think blogging is not it for you, babe. I think comedy might be your speed. Comedy is where the money is for real, but blogging is not for you sweets. She had to run to Africa and hide in Africa because she owed that lady money.
Speaker 2Yeah, she got the African man now, but she was going in on a ton of I ain't gonna lie, tasha Gay.
Speaker 1Oh, I bet what she was saying.
Speaker 2Oh man, she was talking about? Who was she? She was talking about, uh Olam Portia Williams.
Speaker 1I don't know how.
Speaker 2I don't watch them reality shows, so I guess Anybody that you seen her and her stories that's who she has On her comedy special.
Speaker 1I know she thought about she can't, or Cardi B gonna sue that ass again and Cardi B on her net when?
Speaker 2my money. Where is my money? Where is my?
Speaker 1money. Like it was a point, Tasha K deactivated her Instagram. Cardi B was on that ass, oh shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, shit, shit. I mean it did a thing. It was just for me it was just too much of her talking about the celebrities. Her stand-up regular jokes was funny as fuck. I was surprised she just too much to talk about celebrities.
Speaker 1If you think about it, that's all she got, though, talking about them celebrities, she just can't go back into blogging because but birthday. I love when y'all say that so we're gonna start with birthday you wanna be like me so bad.
Speaker 2I gotta watch her. She's a great value CEO.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh and we actually have some siblings who have the same birthday. We're gonna get into it. So first up we got Carmelo Anthony he turned 40. Oh, melo, melo, melo, from New York too. Castle, he turned 40. Oh, mello, mello, mello, you look magic. Shout out Mello. Shout out Mello, mello, from New York too. Yeah, cancel, he too fond to be canceled.
Speaker 2So if Mello walked up right here now and whipped his dick out, what you going to?
Speaker 1do I would? Oh, I would not. First of all, that was for the ratings, that would not. I would scream because I'd be scared.
Speaker 2But then I'd be even more scared Sexual assault Even. I'd be more scared.
Speaker 1Hey, no, scary hours right now. Oh my God, why would he just randomly do that? Scary hours right now. I'm calling Lala. You know how Lala had him on that FaceTime. Yo, I'm going to have Lala on that FaceTime. Get your nigga. I'm screaming Shit. Scary hours talking about.
Speaker 2Suck it, because then I'd probably be more scared and scream when I see you drop over there and suck it, shout out to Mello nigga, hey, you gotta shoot your shot.
Speaker 1I'm screaming, you better shoot your shot.
Speaker 2She gonna suck her shot Fuck that.
Speaker 1Wow, i'ma speak to that song, pregnant in the neck Pregnant in the neck, oh no. Well, he didn't do the video. Fuck him. I don't care. I can't represent him no more. I still got the song.
Speaker 2I'm thinking of this nigga sending pictures to bitches with his butt out. That's gay, nigga. That's some gay shit. Nigga Diddy, Was that him in that? Nah, I don't want to talk about it because nigga's going to try to touch the beat.
Speaker 1We're going to move on.
Speaker 2Move on yeah he's 26?
Speaker 1oh no, that's not him I'm thinking about he was busting ass early on, yeah, I was thinking about Doc Rivers son oh yeah, that's who I was thinking about too, daddy yeah, I know you dick you like 80.
Speaker 2You know I'm not behind you, though it's okay alright, so next we got Laverne Cox. She turned 52 and see, I know you don't know who that is. I don't have you ever seen Orange is the New Black. She suck, cox. No Well, she might, well, she might actually she is transgender, transgender, yeah. She played Sophia in Orange is the New Black.
Speaker 1My bad my bad, she turned 52.
Speaker 2She looks good, actually I have no comment on this one, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1Of course, and then we're gonna go ahead and get into our siblings, so I didn't notice. But I learned this today Reby Jackson and Latoya Jackson have the same birthday. That's why they be beefing and battling so hard. Wait, who's Reby?
Speaker 2Jackson Reby, oh, reby, reby. Jackson Reby is the oldest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, reby and Latoya, oh Latoya. Okay, yvonne the Jackson, they always beefing though so Ribi turned 74 and Latoya turned 68 damn Ribi and they look horrible? Yeah, they do they look well. I know.
Speaker 1Latoya got all that surgery, but Ribi too, ribi look, ribi look. Okay, she look honestly like the most normal, because Latoya look literally like as white as that damn napkin, that polo holding. She is like pasty white now but she's black, right she's black. Okay, so Rebe look good. Rebe look like Janet before the surgery. She look like an older lady, rebe they all look alike they do Yo them jeans is strong.
Speaker 2Yo. Janet Jackson. They showed a recent picture of her. Oh, latoya look like that. You see, LaToya look just like Michael.
Speaker 1And she was pretty. Y'all look like Janet, but which? Okay, so which Jackson sister was the one that stole her sister's husband and married him? That was Reby and LaToya, right.
Speaker 2Wait, the sister stealing niggas.
Speaker 1Yes, it's a set of sisters out of the Jackson family I think it is Rebe and Latoya where Rebe was married to a man and then they got divorced because Latoya was sleeping with him and then he married Latoya and Latoya been with him since then. I'm pretty sure it was them Fact. Check me on that, but I'm pretty sure it was them fact. Check me on that, but I'm pretty sure it was them that nigga still fucking both of them.
Speaker 2It's the best of both worlds, nah he probably ain't fucking Reby. That's like fucking your sister well, let me put it that way Latoya just, she just now my cup of tea now my cup of tea. Who else? That's it for birthdays? That's it for birthdays? Yep, okay hot topics that's it for birthdays. Yeah, listen, if it's your birthday today, we celebrate you today. Happy birthday from Novoland Crew. Happy birthday you, motherfuckers happy birthday.
Speaker 1Happy birthday, you fucking two-faced motherfuck.
Speaker 2Happy birthday. It's Gemini season, happy birthday.
Speaker 1I love Gemini. I wanna say happy birthday To you. I wanna say Happy birthday To you. That's how you know we black. We will harmonize some shit.
Speaker 2I love that I love that at first.
Speaker 1Yes, all right. So hot topics number one if you drink fiji water, listen up, because fiji water just recalled oh hell 1.9 million oh fuck bottles of fiji water. I like Fiji Because they tested some of the bottles and they determined that there were three types of bacteria and a metal called manganese, mayonnaise Manganese.
Speaker 2M-A-G-N-E-S-E.
Speaker 1Manganese. I don't know, we're going to call it manganese. Manganese, but-e-n-e-s-e Megan's knees, meganese.
Speaker 2Okay, meganese I don't know.
Speaker 1We're going to call it Meganese Megan's knees, okay.
Speaker 2But you know what's crazy about that?
Speaker 1Oh, go ahead my bad, Go ahead Trap.
Speaker 2It's crazy, because somebody had just sent that to me in my inbox.
Speaker 1Send it to me, but guy that tested all the waters.
Speaker 2Tested all the waters you know, and Fiji was. Everybody think that's Fiji spring water. I mean small water.
Speaker 1It's actually one of the worst waters for you. I like Fiji. Well, kora's my favorite one now, but I love Kora, fiji, wow.
Speaker 2Yep, so listen.
Speaker 1so that's Fiji Y'all done now Y'all might as well. Yep, nothing Y'all like Fiji water right there.
Speaker 2This is wholesome nasty there's no water involved in this shit so Fiji water bad.
Speaker 1What else we got? I mean Reba and Latoya still arguing Fiji bad. What else on our hot topics? Um, tabby Douglas yo.
Speaker 2Taris is fucked up y'all. She like y'all, I mean everything, just bad today. What else is on our hot topics?
Speaker 1everything's bad. Bad today, everything's bad. I'm not as bad as you, though, because I haven't got up yet. She fucked up.
Speaker 2She's slurring and shit. Yeah, she's just bad. She's just bad.
Speaker 1You done. Let me know when you're done, because when it's my turn I haven't revamped yet, so I can have one last shot with T.
Speaker 2That shit done.
Speaker 1All right up next gabby douglas.
Speaker 2Oh, gabby, yes yeah, you let society fuck your brain up and social media.
Speaker 1If she just went natural, she would have been fine. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah Well maybe, but yeah, she has officially withdrawn from the US Gymnastics Championship. Oh man, because she's injured, damn. And she did release a statement she said you know, although I love the sport, I have to take my health seriously and unfortunately, you know, I'm gonna have to withdraw. Damn prayers up for Gabby Douglas for a speedy recovery. Shout out to.
Speaker 2Gabby Douglas, you know we still love you.
Speaker 1Yes, don't let this one thing defeat you, always rooting for everyone black always rooting for my young black sister man her strong legs.
Speaker 2Did they say what injury was? Her calves are strong. Oh, let me see. Yeah, she got strong legs. I didn't know she got injured.
Speaker 1She probably has a strong core too. Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2She got veins in her legs that just pop out. It's crazy. Shout out to Gabby.
Speaker 1No, it just says she's an ankle injury. Oh, that's tough for gymnastics.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can't do that, no way. You can't do nothing, that's your landing.
Speaker 1It's over. Yeah, praise up to Gabby, I up to Gabby. I love you Gabby, but I mean, that's really it, the only other thing that was like somewhat popular. I fucked up, oh, okay.
Speaker 2I'm not doing it now, because now y'all know. So when you hear the sound, you gotta do it. Okay, and shout out to y'all. Motherfucker probably wonder what's going on but, when we do the sound. That's fucked up. Check my messages.
Speaker 1Go ahead anywho that was all a hot topic. Um, yeah, I mean the last one. It wasn't really no, nothing, yeah, nothing ain't really been happening in the world lately, the only other thing that really happened was the White House announced they gonna have this big Juneteenth celebration, which I kinda personally feel like. That's so disrespectful it is like y'all making a mockery of this shit. It's not what Juneteenth is about. But hey, do your big one. I'm not going to lie. I took that day off. I did too.
Speaker 2I took Juneteenth off. Yes, I'm black. It's a holiday now, right it is. It's a federal holiday.
Speaker 1is that on?
Speaker 2On a Wednesday. No, it was on a Wednesday. I'm getting a big ass picture. Oh, I'm off. I'm off on Wednesdays now.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you didn't take off for the holidays, so are you really black?
Speaker 2Huh, are you really black? And you didn't take off for the holiday. I'm off.
Speaker 1You're not for the culture.
Speaker 2They gave it to me. Breaking news CEO. Not, I'm going to get me a big ass picture of grape Kool-Aid.
Speaker 1I'm going to make a big ass pot of collard greens fried chicken have some watermelon salad.
Speaker 2That is so stereotypical. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1Because I'm black. That's what they and I can say the N-word.
Speaker 2I'm black and I can say the N-word. Hey, do y'all watch this show called Bad Girls Club?
Speaker 1Yes, Are you talking about baddies?
Speaker 2are bad girls. Baddies, Baddies. Please yo ladies, what is the point of watching this fucking show To?
Speaker 1watch the girls fight. Yo this shit. Natalie and Tommy fighting next.
Speaker 2I lost brain cells, literally watching this show I did, I lost.
Speaker 1It was nothing but ass until you got here.
Speaker 2I got a double I saw the Claremont twins on there looking like fucking how they look. I was like what the fuck is this shit? Fucking how they look. I was like what the fuck is this shit.
Speaker 1Every minute Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Nah, you saying the wrong thing. There's no dialogue. Every minute is beep beep, beep, beep, beep. It's not a lot of bitch, it's more like beep beep, boop, boop, boop. But it's no dialogue.
Speaker 2Yeah, because it's not a like yo baddies go to africa like yo. Can't, can't, can't. Enjoy something for once. Like every fucking second is an argument and fights what the next place they went to see her then they go to san diego, to lego land, to To buy some Legos Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. Like you can't even buy a Lego, like this shit is crazy.
Speaker 1I'm fucking stupid. You can't even buy a Lego. It's crazy, you can't.
Speaker 2They can't. They're going to go on Legoland.
Speaker 1They're going to go on their baddies on. It first came out because I was like what is this shit? But as I watched it, natalie Nunn is making a fucking. She's making a killing.
Speaker 2She's making a kill out that shit she's setting all these fights up she's telling them girls to go fight each other before. It's just a point where they have they got time limits, each person, they got a problem with each other. They got a time limit to fight.
Speaker 1Like it's no dialogue on the show. You gotta figure this shit out before we go to the next activity, cause we can't take this energy there. And then it's like, basically you better fight this shit out right now.
Speaker 2And they got. What's that girl? Marilyn the short girl.
Speaker 1She from New York.
Speaker 2She be sneaking everybody.
Speaker 1She from the Bronx.
Speaker 2Yo, she be sneaking everybody, she from the Bronx, the Bronx, she from the Bronx. Yo she be. Just she, her little ass, be going through the crowd, you can't see that, you can't see her. And she just pop up. Then the security come in. Then she like bitch, I got that. That's all this bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. That's the whole y'all.
Speaker 1We baddies, we need we need one of the baddies to come on the show so listen. I met one of the baddies, smiley she is so sweet and person like she is nothing like a thing in that picture.
Speaker 1Matter of fact, we need to have what's gonna come on the show. She from 704, who Scotty with the body that bitch ain't from Charlotte, that bitch from Raleigh. She keep throwing her fours though on the show she from Raleigh, Do not let her fool you. She more really honestly, from Nightdale. We really want to be real. Nightdale is crazy. She ain't even really from Nightdale. Nightdale is not even Raleigh.
Speaker 1She lived in Charlotte for like two years, so I watched the Baddies Caribbean the first intro, you know on the intro she throwing up fours on the intro. It was crazy.
Speaker 2After the intro, like hey bing, bing, bing, bing, bing bitch, bitch, bitch right after the intro.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna lie. I, like the baddies, shout out to what do you like it's? Just very entertaining. It's like mindless TV you don't put no thought into watching it shout out to Biggie, shout out to Taseki, I ain't gonna fry like Biggie, yo, yo yo she the biggest punk of them all.
Speaker 2She always talking mad shit. She shit, she don't fight at all. That's New York shit. It be that other chick. That's New York shit. Shout out to Tzatziki though.
Speaker 1Love Tzatziki. Tzatziki is Tzatziki's sister. She fights they all fight, they all fight.
Speaker 2What is Aubrey, what's her name? From Danny the King? What she do on the show, she don't fight at all. She don't do nothing, she just sit there. Aubrey from Danny the King.
Speaker 1She on there. She on there Right right. She on there Because she be in a cut like this. I ain't going to lie. This season they added a lot of bitches.
Speaker 2Right, that's what she do. Oh, shout out to Bo Vicky. She's on the Ovasi podcast. Bitch, I'm going to go for y'all.
Speaker 1No, you know what was crazy? They had Nene on there for a couple episodes. Who Nene Leakes? She was on there For a couple episodes. Oh, she probably said this shit is not for me, but you know they got. Asian Doll on there this season.
Speaker 2They got Bianca from New York, bianca from Love, to have a music career and now she resorted to baddies. This shit is not helping your music career at all.
Speaker 1That's because she got out of love of hip hop. She wasn't having a storyline on love of hip hop, but she getting an ass beat on baddies. So she going to get an ass beat, get an ass beat.
Speaker 2Oh my God, just hang up, she's done.
Speaker 1Bianca's done. Land in Charlotte and how they be CEO. Huh, how they be when they land in Charlotte. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bing, bing, bing, bing. Baddies go to Charlotte.
Speaker 2Bitch, bitch, bitch. I can't watch that shit. I'm sitting there with the person and I'm watching this shit and I'm like why do you watch this shit? Like your brain cells? Is just going away. You're thinking too hard about it. You know what's crazy Sid. I bet his ass sat there watching with him the whole episode, Because it's entertaining to watch these chicks fight, but I'm like, okay, let me see a storyline.
Speaker 1Okay, what is it? It's not the storyline.
Speaker 2It was like an hour. Whatever hour length of it is Nothing but fight. It's just lined up this chick fighting, this chick got to be with this problem. This chick, this chick got a problem with this chick. They're just fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting. I'm like, okay, when are they going to calm down and just have conversations? None, if the conversation is like bitch, I'm going to fuck you up. Bitch, bitch, bitch, fuck, bing, bing, bing, bing.
Speaker 1Like yo, I can't watch this shit there. I got to see this man because he is hilarious. Yo see your fucking If you watch fucking baddies.
Speaker 2I'll put it on my story too, on Facebook. I'm like if you're a female and you watch fucking baddies, defriend me. I don't want to be your friend, no more, because I know what type of female you are, what that mean Hold on, hold on, hold on what? The bing, bing, bing, bitch, bitch, bitch bitch I don't fucking talk about.
Speaker 1I don't know about that.
Speaker 2A motherfucker can like baddies and then get on Netflix and watch Scorpion or Blacklist and shit but I don't give a fuck if you do that, if you got baddies in your collection of watching on TV sometimes you be bored on 2B and that just be what it is they need protection on 2B we need to get fired up.
Speaker 1Honestly, we could go or like on Revolt.
Speaker 2I'd rather Revolt Shout out to Revolt because they don't own it no more. So Revolt, we need to get on Revolt. You need no advisor on fucking Revolt.
Speaker 1We can do 2B too. We could do both. Yeah, because 2B fired A lot of people. 2b is a hot shit right now. But see, 2b got this thing.
Speaker 2That's like his bootleg shit, no, no, we got to get that white money.
Speaker 1All right, hit your button. Hit your button, you crazy, Hit the button.
Speaker 2That's my button from now on.
Speaker 1What would you do? It's Paul Lott. I was like, ooh, what would Paul Lott did it? Con. Ooh, what would you do? Cocktails with tea. What would you do? Cocktails with tea. What would you do Not too pushy Joseph.
Speaker 2What would?
Speaker 1you do.
Speaker 2This is a no shout out to you, ms Blossom. You fucking Cape Vader crusader header, you wild.
Speaker 1I call her Batman and Robin.
Speaker 2She's wild with the mask on like bitch. We don't care. I know you have a new. She's wild with the mask on like bitch. You can't know what the fuck you are. She more like the pink one. That shit crazy. Yeah, more like the pink one.
Speaker 1That's crazy. I know you have a new. What would you do for us today?
Speaker 2Yes, I got a new one. What would you do?
Speaker 1Because you haven't had one in a while.
Speaker 2I'm kind of interested to see how life has been happened to me or accounts that happened with other people. This one was an account that happened to another person and they told me. It was like yo, I was watching shit, I got it. What would you do? I was like, oh, that's a good one, what would you do? So this is one that's particularly pertaining to the ladies, right.
Speaker 2So what would you do, lady, you and your girl say, y'all known each other for, hypothetically speaking, five, six years, right, y'all did a lot together. So you consider her a real friend, friend enough that you say, hey, girl, let's go on a girl's trip. Me and you was going on a girl's trip. You know, all right, cool. So in the process of you know, booking the girl's trip, we got to get you know if you're in the car, if you're doing that, you're doing that.
Speaker 2Whatever the case may be, you know, it's just, you're not thinking of it. You, just one female just taking action, right, and just doing what they're doing. I'm going to get the shit booked. Getting the shit booked, everything good, you have a great time, great time, great time. Coming back now, you know, you say you're in the airport and you're just having a conversation. So what would you do, ladies, if on the way back you're looking at your transactions and you're like bitch, I done paid for the whole fucking trip and paid for all the drinks and paid for all the food. Why did they come here broke? What would you do If you go on a girl's trip and your friend, actually, is broke?
Speaker 1Like Wait, wait. Why am I just noticing?
Speaker 2They shared the airport Right.
Speaker 1For further understanding. I only realized this On our way back.
Speaker 2Well, you, you realized it, but you only Let me rephrase that, so you only addressed it on the way back.
Speaker 1Oh fuck, no, I had to beat that bitch ass as soon as we landed. She wouldn't be staying in my room because I paid for it. It's my room. You didn't sleep over there by the pool. No, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. See, now I'm confused.
Speaker 2Y, y'all on the way to the trip, or you on the way back.
Speaker 2Trip is done, y'all in the airport and a conversation comes about and cause you know you being a friend, you really not Looking at it that way, but in In lieu of the conversation, a response was made that Tickled your fancy and it made you say, well, I paid all of this shit while you're coming out of here, broke. So yeah, so what would you do if that was your? If you was in that situation, I would tell you what this young lady did. But what would you do if you was in that situation? Say, you went out with taris or you went out with say no.
Speaker 1No, we would never do that.
Speaker 2So use different examples, okay I don't want to do that. Just say you just went out with your homegirl, whatever the case may be, and you wouldn't pay for the whole trip. And during the whole trip you pay for everything. You know, not thinking nothing of it because you, being a friend, you're thinking the next outing. Yeah, You're thinking the next outing. She's going to pay, but as you went on, you didn't pay nothing, you didn't say anything until you know you got Going home. What?
Speaker 1would you do? That sucks, I don't know, because, honestly, me as a person, that would not have been addressed on the way home. Yeah, it would have been addressed at the first time, or, yeah, at the first couple times mid-trip. What you got going on, you can afford this or not, because I hate to say it to you, sir, you got to get out the room. No, you're going to sit, shit and it's worse, because where did they go to?
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure it was Miami, I don't know. Say Jamaica First of all. You, an international with no money, you wild as hell, because you'll get left right there.
Speaker 1And then, honestly, you should not be broke in Jamaica and shit, because you should have booked an all-inclusive room. I would have left, since I did airport sway. Okay, honestly, and I know, bitches, go to Miami and don't come back, friends, so that's probably a Miami trip. I wouldn't have worried about it because I would have left our heads in that room and went to go hang out with my cousins. Okay.
Speaker 2Shout out to my family.
Speaker 1I miss Miami. Bitches go to Miami don't be friends on my own. It's crazy because I went to Miami six times Same group of people Still friends. Two times was with one group of people and then other times with another group of people. Never fell out with him. That's crazy Ever. And it's like when people say this like how do y'all fall out? Like do y'all not know the people that y'all really going on a trip with? They don't know they going with broke bitches, like what.
Speaker 2Bitches be perpetrating bottles. Be at the house, bro, that's really what it be, because they don't be spending their money. They be standing in the plasma line. Oh, shout out to the nigga that put on um social media. Uh, y'all probably got saw it. He was like ladies, if you come to the section, you better be sucking the fuck into some shit. Oh yeah, you saw that comment.
Speaker 1No, he was like no, because his his reason for saying that was he like he taught all these women coming to the section looking good and then they drinking more than the people that's actually paying for the bottle. So it's like, from now on, if you ain't putting it on the bottle, you better be fucking this up you better be fucking.
Speaker 2I listen, I, I listen, let me, I'm not mad at that I am not mad. I agree, I'm not mad at that. I am not mad at that as a woman.
Speaker 1I'm not mad at that. I agree, Put up a show. I feel like it could have been a better wording, but also not mad at that.
Speaker 2Because she's been wilding in the clubs. Man, they get a section and there are chicks that are honed in. They sit down the day prior. Girl, you going to go to say Affinity Live?
Speaker 1Yeah, so this and they leave and they be like where you sitting? They be like, oh, we over here, come to our section, come drink with us. Okay, we just take a shot. And then they end up saying I used to run that game when I was 18, 19 years old, that's the only game.
Speaker 2You ain't shit trap you ain't shit.
Speaker 1Along with these ain't shit bitches, I'm not shit, I don't run that game, no more I did that when ain't shit as a kid oh wow, I am aggravating, you're aggravating, but oh yeah, but back to what would you do? Yeah, so what was the outcome of this?
Speaker 2so the outcome of it was, uh, the girl had asked her well, you know, I didn't want to bring it up, but why did you, you know, come out here? Did you come out here with any money? Because I paid for all the shit on the trip. And she was like well, I just said that I was coming, I didn't say I was about paying for anything.
Speaker 1Oh see, that's how it is. We would have fallen, we would have fallen. So she was like what?
Speaker 2what? And then they had, you know, verbal altercation and shit like that and she was just like you know. Then she went, you know, I guess she posted, it was like you know, she's your friend you know, broke as fuck. Watch bitches that you hang with, because these bitches be broke. They say your friends, they got no money.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah but you know what that's on her, the nerve of her to say that, though. That's on her too, though, because how did you not know who you going out of town with? Because she said why did y'all, how did y'all not discuss this? Because I ain hoochies, we going to Cancun at the end of July, right?
Speaker 2Oh, they about to have Cancun babies.
Speaker 1Stop fucking with me. So we going to Cancun right and two of the hoochies are splitting a room. So they are talking about finances like splitting, but they know it's splitting a room. I have a room to myself because I was planning to go with somebody there, but they're not going anymore, so I got to pay for this room myself.
Speaker 2I always got a room by itself, fellas, hey, check in.
Speaker 1You about to piss me off.
Speaker 2Hey, check in for me.
Speaker 1And it's the knocking on the table, it's the knocking on the table. Who said knocking at your window? That's crazy you know what's crazy.
Speaker 1I had wanted this to be a vacation, but it's not anymore, so you know, anyway. So I'm going by myself, but we are in a group chat now. We're talking about, you know, splitting airport transportation calls, splitting what's called calls, but we also did an all-inclusive because it's a one-call split. But we also are talking about this. We've been talking about this since last year. How are y'all not discussing these finances before going on this trip? And that's my thing too, like every girl's trip I've ever went on, which, like I said, it's pretty much always been with the same two group of people, which most of those people commingle with each other anyway. So, but anyway, like we plan ahead, so like first we'll get the destination, then we're like, okay, this is how much everything costs and we do our money in time, so the first half of your money is due by this time. If you don't turn in, you're not going on this, right?
Speaker 1right group and then it goes from there. So it's like I don't understand how people don't talk about people.
Speaker 1Yeah, and it's like honestly, I once again me and my friends, me and my group of friends, my circle of friends we prepay for everything. Like we know, we want to do stuff. Every time we went to miami, we prepaid for our hotel, we prepaid. We decided, okay. Well, when I went a long time ago, lyft was cheaper, uber was way cheaper. So the first time we went we was like we're just going to Uber everywhere, because why not?
Speaker 2Then it's like after that we started getting but it's actually cheaper to rent a car.
Speaker 1And that's what we realized. So we started getting rental, did that in advance like we would do. We want to do jet skis? Okay, we pay for our tickets in advance, like we did everything in advance, and when you get there, the only thing you got to worry about is food and when you go out. Right, that's it. I don't understand.
Speaker 2I don't understand, so that was my. You know. What would you do? Before I end my what would you do? I want to give a special shout out. I appreciate you a thousand times over. I appreciate you a thousand times over, you know, given Everybody probably know my situation by now. You know what I'm saying. This person, um, accepted me and understood the situation and, you know, wrote out. So I appreciate you, uh, for what you do, for being a nourisher and, um, being a listener and being a communicator, and I appreciate you. You know what I mean Shout out, bang. I love that being a listener and being a communicator, and I appreciate you. I mean shout out.
Speaker 1Bang. I love that. I love that for you. I love that. Well, you know that segues into my new segment Wow, love that. So y'all you know, before I start this new segment, I want to say Terrence has grown. Right, let me talk about growth lately. And I've grown, thank you, thank you, thank you. I have grown. There's so much growth. There's so much growth that comes with year 30. Alright, and a part of that growth is anger management.
Speaker 2Anger management.
Speaker 1So I declare here today that there will not be a shots with tea in the foreseeable future. Yay, and also I'm changing cocktails with tea. We are going to start a wine down Wednesday with tears.
Speaker 2Hey.
Speaker 1And I am going to introduce y'all to my favorite wines, my favorite sangrias and all that other stuff. And I am going to introduce y'all to my favorite wines, my favorite sangrias and all that other stuff. And also we're going to dive into these relationship topics because I feel like I have tapped into my inner Cupid. Let me tell you why. If y'all been following, I have been doing unscripted single train. Last week I matched three couples. Okay, oh my God, oh Jesus, I am. Oh Jesus, I got the, I got the arrow, like really. So today I matched one couple. It was a little slow. Today I did match one couple though that's still a feat and I put myself on that bitch. Okay, I did. I love that I put myself on that bitch because you know what we're going to chat about today.
Speaker 1Okay, All right, are y'all ready?
Speaker 2Ready.
Speaker 1Is it better to be single or in a relationship? What is better for you? And I ask this question because we are at different points in our life where sometimes it may be better to be in a relationship. Sometimes it might be better for being single. Last month, two months ago, it was better for being single last month, two months ago, it was better for me being single, right, because I had to go through all that growth. I had to go through relearning myself and, to be honest and transparent, I really had to love myself again and fall in love with myself, because, after all of that happened, when you break up with somebody, when you like, start a new normal, it's like it's weird, though, because you fault yourself a lot and you like immediately Self depreciate and it's not healthy. So you have to get yourself back healthy. So is it better to be Single or in a relationship?
Speaker 2That's a good one. For me, I think that it depends on the individual and the current Situation, and I can speak On experience. If you are a person, uh, that like that loves hard, or you seek companionship um, you can't really function without being with another person then obviously you're going to seek a relationship. But on the flip side of that, if you're a person that's independent and has been independent prior to being in a relationship where everything is kind of like shared, um, then once you get out of that, you feel like you want to be single because, you want to keep that independency Right.
Speaker 2So I think, um, it really depends on the situation, um, or the person or the situation. So for me, my perspective, in my situation and who I am, I prefer to be in a relationship. I don't like being single, because if I'm single, then that gives me free. Will you know to do what I want to do, fuck who I want to fuck, and do I want to really want to do that? You know to do what I want to do, fuck who I want to fuck, and do I want to really want to do that? Even regardless of age or fact or whatever the case may be even if you're young, you may still think about that do I really want to do that? You know I mean or just have one chick that I could be with. You know, hand in hand, whatever, and maybe fuck on the side, but you know, out there doing all types of shit. But me personally, I'd rather be in a relationship because I feel more for me, it feels like it keeps me grounded.
Speaker 1Okay, I was just about to say that. Grounded, yeah, see it, I feel like I have a double answer. Ooh, double answer. So I feel like at this current point in my life I have to kind of agree with CEO, like I am kind of in like the inter, inter mission or in, I don't know, intern, I don't know, like in between stage of I'm trying to like grow my independency back and, like you know, depend on me and love myself again. So for me, and right now, I think it's better for me to be single, because it's just a lot of like personal healing that I have to go through because I want to be better. But overall, I am a relationship girl. Cuff me, boo daddy, come get me, my man my man, my man.
Speaker 1Boo daddy, boo daddy Come get me Like I, my man, my I, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man. Like that is me, like I love love, I love to be loved. I love the idea of you know, talking to one person every day, having a routine with that person, like I love that and I think so. Yeah, so interject. You know, devil's advocate, does age have a lot to do with y'all answers? And I ask that because I know when I was on twitter proposing this question. Follow me on twitter at terrysunscripted. I am now reaching 7000 followers hey round of applause for that and I didn't have to show no ass sheets no ass sheets.
Speaker 2Round of applause. Yeah, thank you. We got a lot of ass cheeks. Back here we're going to see a lot of ass cheeks. First four seats, first grade test a lot of ass cheeks.
Speaker 1Y'all got me fucked up. Let me go. Let me go, put your pussy lips on. Live for a thousand. Damn, she could have won a thousand. That just reminded me I'm sorry, flashback, I was screaming. I asked his age, like relate to what you said? Because I was talking to somebody on Twitter and they was like well, the age that I'm at, I want to be in a relationship. And he was like 38, maybe between 38 and 40. And he's like I just want to be in a relationship right now. I mean being single is cool, but I mean I need, I guess, because he wants to be grounded and settled down.
Speaker 2So does age play a factor in where you are with being single in a relationship? Definitely, so, definitely so, because, and um, and I could again, I could speak to my situation, right, so I was semi-forced into getting married at 30, right, I didn't want to be married at 30 because I?
Speaker 1never did. Yeah, yeah, you know, it was like ultimatum.
Speaker 2It was like either I get married at 30 because I never do it, yeah, yeah, you know it was like ultimatum. It was like either I get married at 30 I always had the back of my head so I married her, um, and that was a bad move because I wasn't ready, um.
Speaker 2So I guess age definitely plays a factor. You know, some men are mature quicker as far as vice, versus some women mature quicker. At age 30 I wasn't at a mature level where I could be married. I mean, I knew who I was as a man and I knew what I could do. As far as being a relationship, I like that but I still wanted to get some shit out.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying. But to I know I had a great woman there so I was like let me lock in this great woman because she's wanted that at that age. But you know, and that's kind of like you know where the cheating came in in in the beginning, because I wasn't ready. You know, I still had to get shit out, so age definitely plays a factor in that yes, so I'm gonna disagree, oh shit.
Speaker 1Um, I don't think age plays a factor in it, because I I think it all depends on the stage in life you are as a person, and I'm gonna tell you why. My brother got married at 25, fully committed, never, never, you know, did nothing so he was ready for that he's always been a relationship person like that's always been.
Speaker 1On the flip side of that, my mom, who is 60 something I don't know, off the top of my head she's 60 something she was married for 21 years and after she you know her, me, her and my dad got divorced. Like she's at a stage now she's like I don't really want another relationship like I did that. It didn't work out. I'm good, I'm content about myself. I make myself happy, like I know. You know what I like to do when I eat my family.
Speaker 2Is that age or experience?
Speaker 1that's why I said, I think it depends on what you, what stage you are in life. I think that I think you just I don't think it has anything to do with age like I don't want to, you know say oh, because you 40, you want to be in a relationship. Some people are just relationship people. It's people at 40 that never want to be in a relationship, never want to have kids, like so I gotta disagree with you on it yeah, I was.
Speaker 1when I was talking to the person on Twitter, I was like, um, I was kind of over your standpoint, see, because, like when I was younger, I wanted to be a relationship. Every day of my life, I wanted to be in love, I was ready to be committed. And then I got older, to, like you know, 28, 29 I really didn't want to be a relationship, but now, as I hit 30, I'm kind of like I, I don't know, I'm in the middle, relationships are cool, but I guess I'm in a buildings mode. I got to get to know you for real. I got to build something with you, a foundation, because a house without a foundation does not stand.
Speaker 2Ooh gems.
Speaker 1Bing Okay, because I've been having words and hoops all night.
Speaker 2What the fuck? A house without a foundation would not stand. That was the wrong soundbite.
Speaker 1Right yeah, that was the wrong soundbite because that made me sound like it was stupid.
Speaker 2A house.
Speaker 1oh my God, we need to train somebody else for the soundboard. I've been soundboarding forever and I hope Switch put a lot of funny ass clips into your shit tonight, because you just been that old nigga syndrome getting to you, it's getting to you man. So you know, guys, that's my new segment. We're gonna talk about a lot of relationship topics and then also we're gonna have a new segment, also with me, axe terrace and you're gonna ask me shit, I'm gonna answer on camera better than people who did it before.
Speaker 1Right, because, mm-hmm, because it's not I was going to say. I feel like we should do that as a panel, like ask them advisory. I love that and every week, like post stuff on the page that y'all want us, y'all want to ask us, yeah questions you want to ask and we'll be here and we answer it. Because we can pull it up. That's why we need a social media rep.
Speaker 2we did who when the fuck this happened?
Speaker 1oh no, we invited an event correspondent. Yeah, we invited hold on.
Speaker 2Who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1person. She's a big correspondent, but we need a youtube. I mean a youtube and a social media correspondent. Please hit me up. I mean hello, hello, look at this face. Yeah, we need, we needed a? Um social media person no we do really bad because I mean, I'm tired of seeing you putting shit up there and misspelling shit and typing shit like old people.
Speaker 2Listen, I try to do you know. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1We be trying to give him the keys and the tips y'all. He don't listen to us.
Speaker 2What keys and tips we?
Speaker 1still don't even have all the fucking logins.
Speaker 2Y'all got all the fucking logins.
Speaker 1We don't. No the fuck, I'd be pissed and then CEO be like hold on, hold on. I'm about to text you the code and then it take 15 minutes and then the code, damn, expired nigga said I said what's the code?
Speaker 2two hours later he owed he be falling asleep come on man this is what I do, y'all, and I be thinking your SBL work, but you be asleep. I be like and I put the phone down and I watch some TV and I'm like, and I wake up and I'm like, oh shit, I forgot to hit the mic. That shit crazy.
Speaker 1I'm fucking weak.
Speaker 2That shit's crazy yo man but um. But yeah, we want to thank you know, all you motherfuckers, for tuning in. We do love y'all.
Speaker 1We need a name for them yeah everybody got fame the North Visors. No, oh, the Advisors.
Speaker 2The Advisors, the Vipers, what the?
Speaker 1fuck, they're like Visors.
Speaker 2No, no, no, that don't work.
Speaker 1I like the Advisors, though the Advisors Advisors are some shit.
Speaker 2Huh yeah, advisors. Oh know, shout out to class of 2024 at Blake Blake Blake High School.
Speaker 1I love you guys. I we had C awards last Friday, not gonna lie. They favorite teacher cried. I did cry because those my babies and I cried some good tears. But the lucky thing is 23 of them are going to the illustrious North Carolina.
Speaker 2Central University, you see that went viral.
Speaker 1You 23 of them are going to the illustrious North Carolina Central University. You see, that went viral. You saw me in the video. Yep, it went viral, that went viral.
Speaker 2Team Face is viral.
Speaker 1Yes, I think it's on HBCU Nation or something like that. But yes, I went viral with 20,000 likes because I was crying for my babies. All of them were in North Carolina Central. I told them I can't wait to see them at Homecoming and when they see me, don't ask what's in my cup.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Get your own cup, Because I will pour them some too. I'm just playing, I'm just playing. I'm just playing. I'm not. Yep, that was a joke. Ha ha kiki.
Speaker 2Yo, we have to change this name, yeah.
Speaker 1Rimshot is wild Rimshot is. Y'all don't even know what a rimshot is. Oh never mind, we're not cocktails with tea, no more, sorry. Growth, growth.
Speaker 2Growth, growth.
Speaker 1Growth. But, we did good. We did good.
Speaker 2We did good, man. Watch us. Man Shout out to all y'all motherfuckers. Man, we really appreciate y'all motherfuckers. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1Shout out to Paula.
Speaker 2Shout out my nigga Swish. That keeps us looking. Swish, just do it. Swish, just do it. What was the punchline?
Speaker 1Oh, humble ain't got no swish.
Speaker 2Humble ain't got no swish. That's hard as fuck.
Speaker 1I swear to God, I be writing for real. I be writing for real in my head but you know what it is, man?
Speaker 2it's your boy, sam McClain it's your girl.
Speaker 1Trap C I be writing for real.
Speaker 2It's Terrence Unscripted it's no advisors I don't know what motherfuckers yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bye.
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