Noadvisory Podcast
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Noadvisory Podcast
From Laughing with Snoop to Debating Dress Codes
Today, I'm steering the ship solo and missing my partner in crime Tara, who's off expanding her horizons. But fret not, because we're diving headfirst into a pool of diverse topics that'll have your emotions swinging like a pendulum. From the quirky and whimsical to the gravely serious, we navigate through our shared human experiences – touching on everything from celebrity quirks and 'doll' name trends to the implications of school dress codes and hair discrimination. And yes, we do give a shout-out to Snoop Dogg's unexpected foray into kid's entertainment because, let's face it, who doesn't need a little more Snoop in their life?
With a keen eye on the pulse of society, we sink our teeth into controversial subjects such as the double standards in school dress codes and how they unfairly target girls based on body type, sparking a fiery debate that's as heated as a Texas summer. The episode takes an emotional turn when we discuss a dog shredding its owner's savings – a tale that stirs up a storm of reactions and leads to a story of personal loss, highlighting the deep connections we have with our furry companions. Our conversation then pirouettes, addressing the sensitivities of language while shining a light on the underrepresented and often misunderstood little people community.
Wrapping up with a candid look at the creative spirit, we applaud those brave souls painting their dreams in the cramped quarters of shipping containers, proving that art thrives in the most unexpected places. And, because we know life isn't all about the heavy stuff, we cap things off with some playful banter that includes dropped cookies and the rush to conclude – a true testament to the friendships that bind us. So, come for the laughs, stay for the poignant moments, and leave with a few nuggets of wisdom – this episode is a tapestry of the heartfelt and the hilarious.
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Speaker 3:Crouching tiger hitting dragon head ass. Come on. Ready low this is drunk ass.
Speaker 2:It's the sober ass one, and only oh, she's super, so she's super upset.
Speaker 3:I'm a light, this one I'm sorry I apologize, it's your boy, humble, aka my humble Ali, and I got to do my intro for my home girl. Who not here? I'm missing my partner and crime already. Tara, shout out to you hey.
Speaker 2:T there's some scripted.
Speaker 3:We miss you, girl. Hurry up and come back Doing your school.
Speaker 4:She's somewhere. She got.
Speaker 3:Flew it out to get her black blue out. You know I'm saying, but we don't. She flew it out to get a back blue doubt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's it. I got a good one, that's a good one.
Speaker 3:So shout out to tear it. She'll be back next time. We hear, though yeah, hey, make sure y'all like comment, subscribe. Yes, share this with your nappy ass grandma. Yes, and we love y'all.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry you too. We can't give y'all no, no content this week. So we're gonna give y'all contact next week, because this motherfucker here it's not me bring his mother.
Speaker 3:You forgot your.
Speaker 1:SD card, so we even, but you supposed to have the mother fucking camera, you, the fucking camera man.
Speaker 3:but you've got your SD camera man with no camera but you forgot your SD card, but you forgot no camera, no camera. Yes, she still wouldn't hit the blunt.
Speaker 1:she's talking shit, though, oh he's still hold on to the blunt.
Speaker 3:I'm a son of a mother. I know low, this man. Yo blunt my nigga. We're here, we locked in, y'all ain't here shit.
Speaker 2:It be on people.
Speaker 1:That's that light skin shit. I'll tell you this is audio exclusive only. This is a light skin niggas sitting on left for me. You know I like skin niggas, do I'm sorry for it Like skin niggas in the room. It's like three y'all motherfuckers in here. Sorry, sorry. Light skin niggas and light skin girls and shit.
Speaker 3:I'm not even like skin. Got no what? Got no nothing. I don't got no nothing. Got no nothing, please, you hear me right got no nothing, right.
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 3:Tell you what you got. You got a fucking for a local drunk ass nigga.
Speaker 2:Because Over here said, my friend put me on this weekend, yo friend put you on the four locals.
Speaker 3:That's not your fucking friend. It's not your friend. That's not your friend at all.
Speaker 2:He's not your friend. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's not the worst part.
Speaker 1:That's not my friend.
Speaker 3:That's not the worst part was. The worst part is that you're 47 just now. That's the worst part. You're For local.
Speaker 1:That's a while, bro. You're gonna get sort of 47. Yeah, I wanted Excited listen. I didn't know about this. I don't know what the fuck this shit is this? I don't drink this shit. I don't. This is cheap shit. This is like this is like cheap fucking basement bougie Shit and I try to make, I try to fancy it up, no, you cannot, bro, you cannot.
Speaker 3:See you, see you talking about you know, you, my bro, I fuck with you. But you, there's no way possible, there's no Earthly way that you can fancy up for a local niggas For local.
Speaker 1:to your ass, it's for local, this is any way. On with apple juice.
Speaker 3:No, it's not. It's for local. I'm thinking we know that.
Speaker 2:But they don't know that, but they do. Now nobody knows that because this is an audio exclusive, nobody can see.
Speaker 1:With a dash of, with a dash of water. Now it's for local with bad decisions next week.
Speaker 3:It's for local with bad decisions.
Speaker 2:With apple juice.
Speaker 3:Yo drink next week. We can do that. I don't drink Hennessy.
Speaker 2:Me, neither do I, but we're gonna look it.
Speaker 1:All right, well, I get that brown, get you round boy. That brown, get you round boy. I don't want to do that brown boy, I'm talking birthday. We got Jaby, we do.
Speaker 2:I got a lot of shit cuz I like. I even got close. I don't upgrade it my knowledge. I got quotes cuz the people said they want real topics, that I want them with it. Their celebrity bullshit, yeah, fuck them but, so we're gonna go a celebrity birthdays though, cuz I'm still do that, fuck what they say, dream dog. She turned 32. Hi birthday boo.
Speaker 1:You don't 32. Who the fuck is dream dog?
Speaker 2:She a rapper from New York and she's on the impact.
Speaker 3:It's too many dolls. It is to me, though.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, Give it real. It's Asian dog, dream dog.
Speaker 3:Asian dog dream dog Giving the dog. Why?
Speaker 1:we dog roof dog dog, dog this conversation. Who was dog? Snoop dog.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, snoop dog got a.
Speaker 1:Children show.
Speaker 3:Yo, yeah, a children show. Yeah, like wow.
Speaker 2:Yo, it's good.
Speaker 3:I thought I had a children show was not on the big.
Speaker 2:I told my best friend to have her daughter watch it. She's like her daughter, like miss Rachel. I was like have her watch Snoop Dogg and see if she like it. Hold on hold, on hold, on hold on cuz shout out to snoop dog.
Speaker 3:First of all. Number one snoop dog don't get the recognition he deserves.
Speaker 2:I personally feel it make it to bed.
Speaker 3:Secondly, underdogs was a wonderful movie. If you you saw underdogs, it was a wonderful fucking movie.
Speaker 1:This was snoop dog.
Speaker 3:Yes, snoop dog and my apps. Bro, it's funny as shit.
Speaker 2:It's funny as shit.
Speaker 3:However, do not. I mean, I don't know how you, how your parents and how you decide to do that. Don't watch it with your kids, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it has, it has kids in it.
Speaker 3:but don't watch it with your kids, bro, it's it might get hot watching this shit.
Speaker 1:It ain't even about smoking Tika.
Speaker 3:Sumter.
Speaker 2:Hey Siri. Oh my god, here you go. Who's Tika Sumpa Tika.
Speaker 1:Tika Sumpa.
Speaker 2:Sumpter.
Speaker 1:Tika Sumpter.
Speaker 2:Sumpter.
Speaker 1:Who? Hey Siri this nigga. Who's Tika Sumpter I got your CEO, because you.
Speaker 2:It ain't coming up because you're not saying it right. There you go, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, what's her name?
Speaker 2:Yeah she's Tika. We just told you her name.
Speaker 1:It won't work. I can't make it bigger. It won't work, that's her, that's her.
Speaker 3:Let me see boom Tika Sumpter oh.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, she's a beautiful black woman.
Speaker 3:She's in there as the one of the kids mama.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's a football movie.
Speaker 3:It's a great movie, bro, but it's a lot. When I say a lot of profanity, it's a lot of, it's a lot of profanity bro. It's a lot of profanity, oh, but it's a good movie. It's a good movie, tell it. It got rebound vibes for me. Have you ever seen rebound the demarie lorris?
Speaker 2:movie I mean he do, but the kids, because I'm way more low.
Speaker 3:You remember rebound right, the Martin Lawrence movie with the, with the failing basketball team. It reminds me a lot of that movie.
Speaker 1:This nigga still pouring for local in a cup.
Speaker 3:It reminds me a lot of rebound.
Speaker 2:Bro, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3:And then they can't yeah exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Andrew salts. He's hilarious. Shout out to him. What is that? Andrew Schultz is a white guy. Shout out to Andrew.
Speaker 1:Schultz, why ain't got no fucking weed yet? What is y'all doing all this fucking weed?
Speaker 2:You look. Look that for a local. It's that for a local. It's making you angry, relax.
Speaker 3:Relax, calm down, calm down, come down.
Speaker 2:We're gonna go ahead and play and say we're gonna move on to the new.
Speaker 3:You look like you run a gangsta orphanage home. You just look crazy.
Speaker 2:This man say why I gotta weed it Damn Okay.
Speaker 1:He's gone, man, don't lose it. Don't lose it. Shout out to the live. We're gonna laugh everybody. I'm on focus.
Speaker 2:We got what your trap do clothing burning, bush, exo pyro. Somebody say sit down.
Speaker 3:Shout out my nigga pyro.
Speaker 1:Shout out pyro.
Speaker 2:Nas shaggy. Nas, who Nas, you're dressed up like your picture.
Speaker 1:shaggy, you're talking about Nas, you're dressed up, yeah.
Speaker 2:He's talking about Nas, you're talking about big-headed ass.
Speaker 3:Nas, shout out, nas, that's my nigga.
Speaker 2:All right, uh. Next for celebrity birthdays we got luka.
Speaker 3:Who's luka luka? Oh shit, luka, he turned 25. 25. 25? He's youngest, fuck bro.
Speaker 2:I thought he was turning 23, though, so he's older than I thought.
Speaker 3:I thought the nigga was turning 35. He's crazy 70.
Speaker 2:I remember he turned 21.
Speaker 3:luka, don't you. Okay, what else? Who else we got?
Speaker 2:Likia, the rapper that's on the whole. Who that okay?
Speaker 3:We got another celebrity birthday. What's today, the 24th, the 28th? Okay, we got another celebrity birthday. Let me tell y'all this one. Wait, hold on Rihanna who? All right, valentino.
Speaker 2:She a rapper? Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:I have no idea what she saying. She don't sing shit.
Speaker 2:I just said she's a rapper.
Speaker 3:So what the fuck? She said she's a rapper A lot of shit.
Speaker 2:What's the name of song? I don't know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Oh right, Hold on. Celebrity birthday Celebrity birthday I got a phone for it. I got an honorable mention.
Speaker 2:It's not your turn. Hold on.
Speaker 3:It was a couple days ago. You gonna like this one.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not Mama Humble. Okay, yes, you gonna like this one. That's what I said.
Speaker 3:Yeah, don't disrespect Mama Humble like that. Don't ever disrespect Mama Humble like that. Shout out to you Love you, your death. She just turned 54.
Speaker 2:Shout out to her. This is why old niggas can't smoke this is why old niggas can't smoke.
Speaker 3:No no no, no, it's okay, past the week. No, you can't smoke weed, bro. Stop for you. Put your arms up, bro, we don't have it. No, no, no, don't tell me shit. Yeah, that's the problem, bro. What happened was you're making terrible life decisions at 53. Stop, he says some shit Stop.
Speaker 1:I was about to laugh, about to laugh, we hit my lungs. Pause.
Speaker 3:And I was like oh, yeah, that's crazy, yeah, that's wild. Yeah, you wild CEO. You gotta relax bro, you gotta chill All right Bobby J Thompson.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck is?
Speaker 3:this people Pull up his picture. Who the fuck are these people?
Speaker 2:He is the little boy that plays the little boy in every fucking show and moving. When y'all see his picture, y'all gonna know exactly.
Speaker 3:I got him, I got him, I got him.
Speaker 2:Chill, oh this, nigga, oh this nigga was on that show, raven, yeah, he turned 28.
Speaker 3:Okay, shout out to that nigga you little bad nigga. This nigga, he 28? He not 28 right now. That's not the 28-year-old picture.
Speaker 1:Nigga. I know, nigga, that nigga look 30. No, he don't, he look 28. He look 30 at 12.
Speaker 3:He had a picture of him looking 12.
Speaker 2:Talk about he look 30. He look 30 at 12.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're ridiculous, bro.
Speaker 2:All right the last one is Tasha Smith. Tasha Smith.
Speaker 3:Who that Bruh? Who are these people?
Speaker 2:Tasha Smith plays in like every single Tyler.
Speaker 3:Perry movie. She's a loud mouth. Oh, you talking about her. Okay, bet, I know exactly who that is. She was like. Why did I get married, bet Got you. I only knew one person why she posted it with Michael K Thompson.
Speaker 2:That's a personal issue.
Speaker 1:And dream dog.
Speaker 2:That's the part of her names.
Speaker 1:We got that's it. I'm like one, two, three Y'all gonna let me get through the topics or y'all gonna criticize we're gonna let you get through the time.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, we're gonna let you get through the time.
Speaker 2:All right, number one, 100%, y'all remember the girl that played precious Nah, fuck that shit. Who was that? Yeah, we off that. We off that. Yeah, Michelle. Yeah, we can't fuck with her.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck with her. Why we can't?
Speaker 2:fuck with her.
Speaker 1:What a fat girl. She played precious why would you say that CEO Huh.
Speaker 2:That's like Midget, she can't say it.
Speaker 3:You can't say Midget, you can't say fat, you got to say plus size. Yeah, I know, I don't give a fuck A fat girl, she's fat, she's skinny.
Speaker 1:Now you can't say that, though, and she's skinny now or she's fat.
Speaker 2:It's not politically correct.
Speaker 3:No, she's pregnant with twins, Do you Whoa, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2:whoa, she's pregnant. She's married Pregnant. By who Her husband Married? She got married. It's a white guy. Yes, she got married. She got married in 2021. Precious yes To a skinny white dude, yeah.
Speaker 1:All right, let it go on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's 40 years old, yeah.
Speaker 1:You probably got asthma now.
Speaker 3:They look like Timon and Pumbaa standing next to each other. That's terrible.
Speaker 1:So you said she had been twins.
Speaker 3:Yep, okay, twins, yeah, gabby, gabby, what's her last name?
Speaker 2:Um Sidibe.
Speaker 3:Sidibe, I don't know if I'm saying that right. You probably not saying that right. Chata, you precious. No, you, you so precious.
Speaker 2:Sidibe S-I-D-I-B-E.
Speaker 3:That's not how you spell that. I'm pretty sure that's not how you spell that. That is how you spell it. That's how I put it on your name. No, can't be, can't be.
Speaker 2:I mean unless they, unless they spelled it wrong, but okay.
Speaker 3:It can't be.
Speaker 2:Up next Don Lennon. I mean Don Lennon.
Speaker 3:Damn, it is Gabby Sidibe Wild.
Speaker 2:Yeah, don't, don't, don't be list. I do my research.
Speaker 3:Wow, I got three good, credible sources for no reason, so I took on the other reason cuz we don't want to get cancer right.
Speaker 1:That's a face on your mother-in-law and she offered you 10,000 when you beat it. Would you beat 10,000?
Speaker 3:you fuck you asking me yeah, she don't have to offer me a fucking thing. You know, absolutely not.
Speaker 2:I was about to say For me shit, you smash that for 10,000, 10k, I don't know, though, for 10 minutes.
Speaker 3:We talking a whole different game now.
Speaker 2:See, that's the difference between men and women 10 bands is life-changing money low-key.
Speaker 1:No, it is it is.
Speaker 3:It is if you're in debt. It's life-changing money. I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:See you, that's probably only, that's probably only gonna get you half out of that. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Okay, baby, I'm not like you, in debt 10 bands. Maybe life-changing is the wrong word to use, but 10 bands can help anybody.
Speaker 1:That's only gonna get you halfway out of that. Okay, 10 bands not enough, I'll fuck up, but you gotta give me, you gotta give me 1.5.
Speaker 2:We know you will fuck.
Speaker 3:See, I honestly think you fuck up for nothing. No, no, keep it up in with you.
Speaker 4:I love you yeah disrespect me.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not disrespect you. I think you're fucking another hell. No, fuck, you just need to give me one point five huh, one point five, what?
Speaker 1:one point five million.
Speaker 3:All right, we're gonna let him finish us. We're gonna let you finish your four local and then we're gonna revisit this conversation and you think I fuck precious.
Speaker 2:Let's not.
Speaker 3:Let's not forget, we know you take all this podcast you the way we know you personally, my nigga I think so.
Speaker 1:We know you think so precious that shaggy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it is that shaggy? Yeah, that's shaggy pulling up at the door, at the door. Yeah, somebody at the door.
Speaker 3:Fuck, all right, shaggy.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't wanna get the door, we don't move on lemon. Y'all remember he got fired from CNN.
Speaker 3:You got job back.
Speaker 2:You know, he got a hell of a payout though 24.5 million Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1:It is nigga fucking round of applause.
Speaker 3:I just need 24 dollars.
Speaker 2:That's it, so they ended up paying him the full amount Part of his contract, which was three years round of applause you owe.
Speaker 3:She's dirty, you're 47, that's why you how you living bro, it's good what you man in the building shaggy does. Answer the builders how the shaggy turn photographer world to run now.
Speaker 1:He's a cameraman with a fucking camera. I mean photographer with a fucking camera. We got a fucking videographer with no fucking video. The fuck, you do this shit at shots. Goddamn, give me a shot.
Speaker 3:Let me shot my nigga, though I'm gonna let you slide, cuz they have cameras when he was born so I'm gonna let you slide. I'm gonna let you slide on that one. That's cool, you can have that one. Have cameras in 46, that'll deserve a gunshot.
Speaker 1:We're doing.
Speaker 2:I know Eric Maze is he died he was Michigan. He was the one that made that saying that's popular when they go low, I go lower.
Speaker 3:It's not Eric Maze, it's Eric standing on business maze cuz that man stood on fucking business.
Speaker 2:So he was like a loud advocate for his community and for clean water for the citizens of, and he recently passed away, this weekend at the age of 65. He was a beloved congressman, even though he was currently suspended right now.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 2:You know he was spending cuz he kept it too real. They like that.
Speaker 1:They like that shout out uncle E man, but you know what? On a serious note, how was he 65 black men? Our life expectancy is getting shorter and shorter. Like I be hearing a lot of these RIPs, I'm like how's they? They all Was in a 60s. It's crazy. Be crazy, hold you. I'm not looking forward to that, bro crazy.
Speaker 3:I Hi pass yeah yeah, yeah, you oh bro Yo you're gonna stop fucking calling me old be? No, all jokes aside, all jokes aside, all jokes aside, bro, what? No, no, no, bullshit. Bro no bullshit, no bullshit, bro. Bro, see yo, you gotta stop lying at some point, bro. I heard you scheduling your prostate exam. Mother day, you're old, nigga, you're old what your prostate exam You're old nigga give it up.
Speaker 4:Stop, you're mad you're mad.
Speaker 3:That's what happens when you get that age you get upset. I am, you know, you've been mad at the world One years old. Oh, this dirt proud of my 40.
Speaker 2:Oh, this dirt.
Speaker 1:Right, y'all niggas better be. Better be glad y'all make it to 41 years old. The way our niggas is dying these days, shit, hey, man, right, slay the fucking talk about how are you?
Speaker 3:That's you. You look like pop out of sailing man. Oh, what are you?
Speaker 2:doing.
Speaker 1:Y'all gonna cut this shit out. I'm serious now no no that's the way you know. You're not joking with y'all. All right, Joe buddy.
Speaker 3:All right, joe, but in relax calm down, joe, calm down.
Speaker 1:Bring your ass over here, man. That's why you Bring your ass over here, t Come on Alright.
Speaker 2:See, got a new menu item. It's a chicken filet covered with marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni. It's a chicken piece, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 3:Can we Bro?
Speaker 1:we don't play.
Speaker 3:Wait, we don't put a sauce on nothing around here, cheetah bro, it's called a cheetah, cheetah.
Speaker 2:It's like. It's like a chicken, a chicken patty. With mozzarella cheese, pepperoni. They put it in their oven, they cook it for a few minutes, they take it on server to you. And they also added back the blackberry lemonade yo niggas is making up shit, he's fast blackberry lemonade might be ahead, but that cheetah shit bro.
Speaker 3:You got to be a high as me right now to even come up with that but made into like a pizza.
Speaker 1:Loathing high low and he's saying y'all.
Speaker 3:That's my hot shit, bro. You took a fried chicken breast or thigh, whatever it is whatever part of chicken paws you put in the Fryer. You fried that shit, you took it out the fryer. You threw some marinara sauce on top of that bitch, you threw cheese on top Of that bitch and you threw pepperoni on top of it. What? And you call it a cheese a.
Speaker 2:Cheezer see, see, y'all mad, y'all feel like it's one singular person. I think y'all fell in the real life, just had to go through levels of marketing and every single one of the niggas was high.
Speaker 3:There's no way you, finna, tell me you put marinara sauce and cheese and pepperoni on a chicken and actually thought you could sell that.
Speaker 2:That's fast, that's a while.
Speaker 1:We can't even hear you be. They're gonna be looking the audio like what the fuck is a dead space. Get any good Mike. Yeah, give him Mike, so this way you could be a part of interesting.
Speaker 2:Cuz I'm looking at sleeves like.
Speaker 1:What we doing low, oh shit, fighting fucking order engineer well yeah.
Speaker 3:Damn, if you want to be a good audio we're gonna have no show about any of this shit.
Speaker 1:Like what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2:Well, if y'all want to go by cheese that you can buy, there's a single item or it's a combo.
Speaker 3:I just want you to stop saying cheese.
Speaker 1:It's definitely not, hey Siri, it's cheetah. What is it cheetah?
Speaker 2:It's called a cheetah. It's cheetah, it's chicken and pizza, say pizza.
Speaker 3:You don't say pizza. No, you don't. You don't say pizza.
Speaker 2:No, it's a chicken sandwich, it's not a sandwich.
Speaker 4:There's, no, there's no sandwich apartment, you gotta fucking.
Speaker 3:God damn. Mike bro, you know what it is said. Say say you're gonna sit here, hold on, hold on, hold on game it's a cheese. All right you're gonna sit here and keep saying cheese up, it's cheap.
Speaker 4:Say pizza, go down a lot.
Speaker 1:Say pizza exactly little fucking Weed contraction Wait.
Speaker 3:Contraction. I'm gonna call it by its name, which is a cheetah.
Speaker 1:Boom.
Speaker 2:Me being raised in the north.
Speaker 3:The fact that pizza is pizza and cheetah it's cheetah.
Speaker 2:Okay, but I'm not cheeser. Do you go to Domino's and say Let me get a lot of See? Got motherfucking cheezer.
Speaker 3:So that's not cheeser, though. Do you go to Domino's and say, let me get a large pepperoni cheese. No, let me get a.
Speaker 2:Pizza. I say, let me get a large pepperoni. I don't even say a large pepperoni.
Speaker 3:What? Nothing, nigga. They know what I'm talking about. It's pizza. Okay, it's pizza.
Speaker 2:I'm going to a pizza spot, why would I tell them I want a pizza? Clearly, I'm there for the pizza.
Speaker 3:But how do you say pizza? So why are you saying it's cheetah, not pizza? Can see, just can see. Can see, yeah, can see.
Speaker 1:Yo, I'm mad y'all fucking sad here for like something like three minutes, something like that. It talked about some fucking chicken pizza. It's good either way.
Speaker 3:It's a cheeser by whatever know, by whatever name you call it by, that shit is goofy.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, period. Yeah, that's it. Goofy, it's a cheeser Okay cheeser next.
Speaker 2:Do y'all remember in Texas there was a teenage student that was suspended because his dress were too long. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I remember his parents ended up suing the school.
Speaker 1:They lost a district.
Speaker 2:The judge yes, the judge finally made a ruling on that and they sided with the school and they said that the school did not. You, once again, the school did not. But here's what's hot on weight violate the state's crown act.
Speaker 4:Now, you don't know no.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you, and I'm gonna tell you how to get out of it. If you don't know what the crown neck is. The crown act prohibits any business From discriminating against you because of your hair.
Speaker 1:So you? They try to deny the business Exactly, they are a traditional institution.
Speaker 2:And because, of bullshit, but but unfortunately that is the gray area, that is the law. Yeah, so I think it's bullshit.
Speaker 3:I think a lot of the gray areas in the law are bullshit. I don't. I don't think any different about this particular situation. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. You know there's a gray area and every that's bullshit.
Speaker 3:It's very convenient that all of a sudden y'all are educational institution, which is true at the end of the day, but in certain situations you're gonna call yourself a business, and that's that's what it is.
Speaker 2:So now I mean I'm not taking another way.
Speaker 3:I think that this particular situation is bullshit.
Speaker 1:It is bullshit. We all know it's bullshit, but this is why, when we say these laws and should come out and we don't vote for certain people, that's our fault. You know I'm saying so when these people get an office and they make these Legislations and we sit like people that make legislation. But still is it the right black person? Because they black don't mean they for us all.
Speaker 2:Skin for the act originated in California because people were being discriminated based on certain stereotypes of their hair. So if they have ban two knots if they had locks if they had. Like braids of certain types, they were being discriminated against.
Speaker 4:So I believe it was a black lady, and another person.
Speaker 2:They came together and wrote this piece of legislation, which they got voted into his law in California and it set the president because it was the first state law that became enacted, like in other states. Other states follow suit because of this. So North Carolina does not have this act.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let's just what's that?
Speaker 4:It's called the crowd, the crowd.
Speaker 2:North Carolina does not have this act legislation. It's currently up for voting but there's been no movement on it, so Unfortunately we can still be discriminated against down here, but yeah.
Speaker 3:I just think it's crazy, bro, like I'll walk into your establishment. How my hair is done is not gonna affect how I do my job, right.
Speaker 2:Well, for some people, they don't think like that and it's cruel. Let's you do the little, and that's unfortunate.
Speaker 1:That's very unfortunate, I mean affect your job. You do a machinery Cuz I get caught in a machine. He might die.
Speaker 3:I mean. There's ways to prevent that, though, too. So the style of my hair, shouldn't you know?
Speaker 2:shit, shit, I think you know especially at school, like, but it so. The team after this he didn't actually speak out, but spokesperson for the family Relayed what he told him after the verdict and he said that the team had tears in his eyes when he told him and he said so because of my hair I can't get an education. Because of my hair I can't be around my peers and enjoy my junior year. So, if you don't know, he was suspended and given in school suspension for like an entire year.
Speaker 3:That's crazy, because there's nothing that you can Technically cite. Like you, you giving me a Referral for. Your hair is a dress code violation. Yeah that's fucking insane.
Speaker 2:So like, and I will say this, that's crazy. But like okay, I will say this. In my middle school Our dress code was weird. Because we were uniforms. Like your hair had to be a natural color. You can only wear black or white shoes. Like it was like that your bill had to be black or brown. Like it was very.
Speaker 3:We're talking about. We're talking about what you decide to buy and put on your body versus what you're, what comes out of you, what grows naturally.
Speaker 2:One of our Dress codes was your hair had to be a natural color, meaning you could not dye your hair if your hair was naturally brown. If you're, it was naturally black if your hair was naturally blonde, sure, you can't go die copper, you can't go die ginger, you can't go dye it Red or something or yellow or blue, like you can't do that. That was part of our dress code.
Speaker 1:Okay now, maybe I missed that, that banter and cuz I had to step back and see what the fuck was going on.
Speaker 3:But Right, what the fuck just happened? Nothing happened. For where you had to lean back and see what was going on, nothing transpired.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're paranoid bro, no, no, y'all just don't know your paranoid. Just don't know, just don't know.
Speaker 3:Think I had to call a RP. Just don't know. You're ridiculous bro in that situation?
Speaker 1:Was there like any rules set in place before, prior to that, that said, your hair gotta be a certain length, some shit like that.
Speaker 2:Like at his school or my, his school, I'm not sure. This is in Texas, so it started that's what we gotta find the violation that's the wildest I think, if I'm not mistaken, and I don't don't call me on this, but I do think that's why the family was fighting it, because Per the district school code, there is no specification of length of hair, but it said that your hair had to be maintained in a professional manner at all maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 3:Maybe I'm wrong when it comes to the length of hair. Shit, my hair could be in my motherfucking kneecaps. Why?
Speaker 4:does that matter to you hey?
Speaker 3:why does it fucking matter?
Speaker 2:I mean no, but I mean honestly, if I had to assume you guys gotta remember this is high school and I'm not saying it's right, but maybe they want kids to focus more on their education than how long their hair is the length of their hair. And you know, I know it sounds stupid, but we would all been in high school at one point and we all know somebody picked on because they hair ain't done or they got their hair done. That's a little crazy. I could see your tracks there Like we all been there, we all seen it telling me that I can't have my hair a certain way.
Speaker 3:It has nothing to do with other kids you didn't pick on, because they're hearing up exactly, but we know that bullying can lead kids to harm themselves. Well, what does it have to do with me having my hair? You're not you're not.
Speaker 2:You're not trying to get the full, well-rounded approach to this, like. I feel like Maybe by limiting what a student can and cannot wear, whether we're albeit their head or their body, it's going to deter them from other things. If all of y'all look a certain way, nobody can pick on you for looking this way, because y'all look the day, and that's gonna be other things you get picked on for.
Speaker 3:It doesn't alleviate the problem.
Speaker 2:That's true. I'm not saying that it's not true, but in an effort to, I think, curve bullying in an era where bullying is so prominent, like, think about it, we have bullies growing up. We just we really have no real bullies. Like, yeah, niggas say something, okay, haha, yeah, mama can't read. Like that's it Maybe done. Kids today got real fucking bullies. Like to the point with that Bullies is I understand that and I don't understand they just evolved.
Speaker 3:I don't disagree with that at all. I just don't think that. I don't disagree with that at all. I just don't think that people being discriminated against because of how their hair is, in a sense I don't think that that's something that ties into the whole bullying thing to me personally. You're telling me that I'm getting suspended or expelled from this school for a whole year because I have long locks down my back. That's ridiculous to me and that has nothing to do with bullying.
Speaker 2:Listen to the point. He didn't get suspended. Well, he did he did get suspended.
Speaker 3:Suspended was a dress code violation and the dress code violation was the fact that his hair wasn't a certain way.
Speaker 2:That's fucked up, you can't tell me that bully has anything to do with that.
Speaker 3:That's fucked up.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Exactly. That's a whole different. That's. That's fucked up, son. There's no way you gonna tell me also guys, just remember, this is Texas.
Speaker 2:That's wild, bro, somebody said they don't say anything to those white boys that rock the mullet and hat here in. That hairstyle is illegal.
Speaker 3:And that's what it comes down to. It don't come down. It don't come down to whether or not we like that mother for our hair, like his ass.
Speaker 1:He didn't come on music like it don't really come.
Speaker 3:It don't really come down to whether or not we get bullied for our hair. It comes down to the fact that you're not gonna say nothing to how these other folk You're not gonna say nothing to how these white he tastes walk around and have their hair done. So you're not finna. Tell me that. I can't keep my dreads, bro. That's bullshit.
Speaker 2:But also you know what.
Speaker 3:And I don't even be on this type of shit, but that is bullshit.
Speaker 2:But I do want to say to it's always a double standard. Oh, for sure it's always a double standard in everything and I hate that it has to be that way. We know nothing is truly equal. But I'm going to put it in another context for y'all. I know we don't hair, but this for my girls you know how, like in school, you had to address code where your skirt had to be finger. The skirt had to be fingertip length If you're thicker it's not going to be fingertip.
Speaker 3:That's a fact.
Speaker 2:If you're thinner, it will. That's a fact, so literally there would be times like I'm going to use myself as an example. I was a lot thinner in middle school, like literally 95 pounds. I was little it was a mistake Me and my friends would go by the same exact clothes, like we would all go by the same skirt, by the same shirt, by the same pair of shoes, and be like, ok, we all going to wear this right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was fucking dumb as fuck. I mean we were talking about in a school. It was a uniform so it was like everybody had to wear a uniform. Oh, I know what y'all say. Y'all went to the mall. Y'all put the same shit. We spruced up our uniform.
Speaker 2:We wearing Arapahstal khaki skirts.
Speaker 1:I'm an Arapahstal blue shirt.
Speaker 2:Arapahstal, get it right, it's whatever the fuck I said it's not Arapahstal, it's Arapahstal.
Speaker 1:That's not it, it's Arapahstal. It's out of business. I know how about that, but when it was out, it's Arapahstal.
Speaker 2:But no, for real, like we used to be, you know, snazzy ponytail to the side, but like I had a friend that was thicker than me and the skirt, mind you, same skirt. Only difference is the size. My size might be like a one and her size might be like a nine. Right, we were going to school.
Speaker 3:CEO just chill bro.
Speaker 2:Just relax, bro, bro, this was middle school Just relax, oh, middle school. Yeah, you're a young girl. I'm saying you got a picture now yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You got a picture now.
Speaker 2:CBW, bro, I'm definitely not a zero.
Speaker 3:CBW.
Speaker 2:But yeah like.
Speaker 3:I would be fine. Nobody would say nothing to me about my skirt, but my friend will always have to go put on a different pair of pants.
Speaker 2:You ain't even listening.
Speaker 1:I'm listening Because he said a nice acronym. I was like what does that mean? And he told me the acronym.
Speaker 2:What's the acronym?
Speaker 1:CBW, cbw.
Speaker 2:What that means. C-o-b-y. C-o-b-y, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:You put that on the shirt.
Speaker 2:See, I was like that's clever, we didn't put that on the shirt. New merch, new merch alert.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry what you said. Your friend did what she was squirting, no what.
Speaker 3:She's in middle school, bro. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:It's a men poem. It was an Innie. No, bro, you're wild. It was an Innie, no you're a man.
Speaker 3:Cancel this nigga. He's wild.
Speaker 1:You're a wild, it was an Innie. Bro, what I had to say it.
Speaker 3:My back, Sid. To that point, though, on some serious shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm only speaking from personal experience. I do not know what others, I don't know what other schools had, what their rules were, what they said in place, the reasons that I heard from higher ups when I was in school about the reason that dress code.
Speaker 2:Was you an HR?
Speaker 3:From higher up, higher ups, meaning you know what the fuck I'm talking about?
Speaker 2:I don't. I'm genuinely confused.
Speaker 3:Teachers principals, teachers, principals, all that shit, they're higher up than me. I'm a student. Of course they're higher up. I'm a fucking student. Bro, I mean in a grand scheme of things they're higher ups than me If you're an employee, you're HR people, you're supervisors, you're managers those are the higher ups. If I'm a student, my teachers, my principals, my faculty staff, those are higher ups.
Speaker 2:No Higher ups. You know what? I didn't look at my principles like that. Well, ok, cool, I didn't have barely respect for them From personal experience.
Speaker 3:the reason they always told me was and I'm pretty sure some people can relate to this the dress code is the way it is because quote unquote boys can get distracted, and I think that's bullshit too, because you shouldn't be. Hold on, please Give me up. Ok, and that's cool. Right, that's cool, I understand that. But is the problem what the girls is wearing or is the problem the little niggas? That's wilding.
Speaker 4:Both.
Speaker 3:Nah, I think it's the little niggas that's wilding. I'm talking to the little niggas, though, maybe at 6th grade.
Speaker 2:I'm talking to the little niggas. She was 2th grade.
Speaker 1:Nigga your mic ain't on, please. Maybe at 6th grade.
Speaker 3:Maybe at 6th grade, as a little girl, you shouldn't be wearing certain things. I agree with that 100%. But to say that that's the reason that you're putting this dress code in place because these boys don't know how to handle themselves or respect these little girls, that's the different thing. True, that's a completely different thing. You got to as a little boy, as you should be trying to. It shouldn't be about what this girl has on, even though I do feel like there's appropriate shit for certain ages 100%.
Speaker 2:But Talk your shit humble.
Speaker 1:Like the world for real it is about that, though you can't you feel me. Look, there Is this nigga mic on.
Speaker 2:No, we don't hear you, so we're gonna hit us Nigga, thank you so that's y'all, boy.
Speaker 4:Y'all been gone for a minute. I don't know.
Speaker 3:Turn the mic up. See y'all.
Speaker 1:Huh, this coming through Okay.
Speaker 4:Y'all have a talk about. Thank you, oh, alright. It's like you got people, grandmothers, coming at you and you feel me on some shit, so they, they're sick.
Speaker 3:On what kind of shit, though? One piece skirt ass out. I mean, these are oh grandma.
Speaker 4:But so it's just the expect, we talking about a grandma. That's what I'm saying. That's grandma.
Speaker 3:So I heard a call of these shit, fuck that.
Speaker 4:No, but they just to expect what. They letting the little girl, when you feel what I'm saying and not thinking- nothing of it. Don't lean back Right so they not thinking nothing of it when it come down to it. You feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I agree with that.
Speaker 4:The sixth grade, the seventh grade, the eighth grade, and you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:They're gormos everywhere.
Speaker 4:And then it's kind of like shit. Some of the ones is coming up covered up Fucking in the halls and shit Wow.
Speaker 3:So. So then that's a.
Speaker 4:So it's like this. It goes to say you don't form, they gonna make a difference if they got them on it. If I don't got them on, you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That's a fact. That's the whole point of making.
Speaker 4:So I feel that you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:But hey, what I was saying, what I was saying was, from the perspective of these higher ups, put in the ruling place because little boys can get distracted. I think that's bullshit, because why are we talking about what the little girls are wearing? Even though I personally I'm 29 years old, I do feel like if you in six, seven, eighth, ninth, whatever grade, there is certain things you should have on as a little girl, as a young woman 28 as a young woman.
Speaker 3:There's certain she should have on Shut the fuck up CEO. There's certain she should have one. I do agree with that. However, to say that we're making these girls we're making these girls wear certain things or we're not allowed. Or we're not allowed to wear certain things because the little boys get distracted. Then you need to talk to the little boys, that's not the problem, crazy?
Speaker 1:I keep saying little boys we're talking about right now. That's not the problem. You not been listening. I'm not paying no attention.
Speaker 3:You talking about little boys watching little girls. You was talking about a middle school squirt and you need to just sit back and relax.
Speaker 1:Like there's nothing you can say right now. I'm trying to forget what we're talking about.
Speaker 3:You keep saying little boys Because we're talking about dress code in school. Right Watching the right, right, right.
Speaker 1:I got that. More of the story is we talk about.
Speaker 2:Sorry not to interrupt, but somebody in the comments will not somebody, but T Daddy in the comments said her friend will preach being a friend. Then she also said pound kicking with Keenan.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it with Keenan Shut up. Teres Teres, I FaceTime June. You didn't answer the phone, so I don't want to hear none of that shit you got to say right now because you should answer the fucking phone. He ain't your BFF, no more. Yeah, you didn't answer the phone when I called you Answer the phone.
Speaker 2:One night he came drunk. Hey, you're not here.
Speaker 1:Let with the fucking up Count. Was it a county on T? What's his name?
Speaker 3:Talks a country, talks a country. What did you just say?
Speaker 1:I got full LOCO.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's. He's done. Um More of the story is I don't think your hair should have anything to do with your dress code.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's your. Do we have anything else?
Speaker 3:If you're.
Speaker 2:Are we?
Speaker 3:off again. We go see yo, what would you do, cuz?
Speaker 1:I'm like me.
Speaker 3:This nigga has no interest. I was told that I don't talk enough on podcast, so when I try to step up a little bit, I'm I'm berated with let's move on. So let's go, let's move on, let's move on. For local bro. You're a while it Now. You're a while him because you're drinking for local, no it ain't that you don't care about yourself?
Speaker 1:What the fuck are we talking about? Okay, okay.
Speaker 3:I just personally You're too bad. Come on bro. Come on come on. This nigga showed up drinking for local. I'll kick him out. Get the fuck out. What would you do? Come on, what would you do for nigga? Show the front before local. Come on, I'm kicking you out cuz you're wild. And right now, what would you do? Oh, so hold on.
Speaker 4:I know my what you sound bite.
Speaker 3:Huh, you got your sound.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, play I need to redo.
Speaker 1:Ah, no, that's not it. What would you do?
Speaker 4:That's just like a man. Oh, what would you do?
Speaker 1:I don't like that. No more, we can use that.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's what I'm saying. Let's come on. Yeah, he's wild. This thing is all one tonight, bro, can we all admit to see yo, it's all one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man.
Speaker 4:What would you?
Speaker 1:do it don't sound good because listen listen to Tarish it right, hold on, hold on, listen to Tarish it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just listen.
Speaker 1:Cocktails with tea. See, that's sexy, right, and here she go. What would you do?
Speaker 3:Well, here's the thing, though, CEO. Hold on. I want that you sit. You set here for 25 minutes and coached her on how to do it. Now you don't like how it sounds?
Speaker 1:That's your fault like my man sleaze has a different ear. What would you do? I don't like that shit. That should sound you made her do it.
Speaker 1:I got one of y'all gotta do it. I gotta do my shit. Okay, I don't do my shit, okay, that's all right. So what would you do? So you know, this claim of my what would you do is are either accounts by me or accounts that I've heard from somebody else. So this what would you do is an account that I actually saw on Instagram. I was like yo, that shit is Fucked up. What funny is hell. So what would you do? What would you do?
Speaker 1:You know, I mean, I don't care what you do to get your money, but you get your money and you got your money in a spot where you feel like it's comfortable, right, you like your muscles right there, nobody fucking with that shit, right? And you got Should I say not good, that'll give it up. So you got a particular entity that's watching it like see you every day, go put the shit there every day, like so they know routine for this shit every day. So you go out to the store, like I go to sort of entities to learn the house go to the store or Come back from the store and your money that you, your life savings, that you saved up, is shredded all over the house, all over the goddamn house and you know what the entity was a dog so that and shredded your whole life saving hold on one thing what all dogs go to heaven, right?
Speaker 1:I'm just asking what would you do? I'm just asking. If you come in the crib and the dog chewed up your whole life, your life savings, what would you do? What do you think I would do? I don't know. That's I'm asking you. What would we?
Speaker 2:say, we say to do, we mean like every single.
Speaker 1:Pieces, pieces. You come in the house. Your whole life savings is in pieces all Over the house. You see, benjamin face here. I dare lip stare. One here, zero up there, other, zero up, all over the whole fucking house number shredded money. It's not a single lick of money left to salvage.
Speaker 3:I don't believe in hurting animals. I don't believe in hurting anybody or any creature. I don't believe in that. However you are, no, you no longer belong to me. You no longer belong to me. I'm putting you outside and you don't have to find your way. My nigga, that's it. You're going outside and you got to find your way.
Speaker 1:We gotta pass the mic around you, don't?
Speaker 3:forget we all.
Speaker 1:Money.
Speaker 3:I'll put you outside. You gotta find your way to go. I'm putting you outside and now you gotta find a new owner or you just gonna be a straight motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Walking that dog and you gonna be mad as hell.
Speaker 3:Exactly.
Speaker 4:This is a nice home.
Speaker 3:But guess what, guess what, guess what sleeves they're gonna do. The dog gonna do the same shit to that owner that it did to me. So all I'm gonna do is give a forewarning Don't keep your money around this dog.
Speaker 1:Now you're wild, only you're a Peter body.
Speaker 3:Cancel the fuck out of this.
Speaker 2:Fuck I was about to say I don't even want to say what I would do, because Peter body, cancel the fuck out of us oh no, wait, wait, wait, like don't judge me for what I'm about to say.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're gonna judge you, then yeah, for sure. Oh, she gonna fucking. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. That's disgusting. I'm gonna kill the dog for sure, but I'm gonna torture the dog like bitch. You just torture me and chew down my money. I'm gonna take a rope and tie to my shower Rod, and I'm going to hang that fucking dog.
Speaker 3:That's triggering, bro. That's hella trigger, cuz you know my story you can't talk about that that's a hella triggering bro. My dog hung herself, bro, chasing the lizard or some shit. If you can't talk about that shit, bro Cuz.
Speaker 2:I'm sensitive.
Speaker 3:I'm sensitive bro recipe scrappy bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think it's just while it.
Speaker 3:We're not talking about that right now, bro, I'll find all you niggas in here about my dog. Yo watch your mouth, bro, about to fight you. In this bitch we go feel some shit. It's about to turn the no jumper in this bitch You're gonna get stolen. Oh relax, you can't talk about scrappy. Hang in himself. There's no.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:So, what's up? See what's called side. I don't want, I don't want to respect your place like this. Yeah, we got go outside, not here just. Like we're gonna go to war we're gonna go to war bro, so what's up?
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:So Whether he was done or not is not up to you to say okay, so the nigga was chasing some shit across the fence. He's station elizard, you said. Or some shit Across the fence the nigga jumped over the fence and he couldn't get himself back over the fence, so the nigga was hanging there by his collar.
Speaker 3:So yeah so the nigga was hanging there for me. Fucked up thing about it Is he wasn't even the outside dog. We just let the nigga get some fresh air. You feel me? And a nigga fuck Yo, the nigga said yo. The nigga decided he won't decide. He wanted to analyze myself. But However, however, that don't give you the right to sit here and talk about the fact that this nigga unalived himself. Bro, it's not okay. It's not okay, bro. Talk about scarper like that. Cuz I was my nigga, feel me now shut up to scrappy.
Speaker 1:He was a guy.
Speaker 3:Bro relax.
Speaker 1:What would you do? We got the mic.
Speaker 3:It's a whole human sitting here, nigga a sidebar.
Speaker 2:I really wish this would have been a video Interview, cuz we could have had a pic counter, because this nigga done picked up this pig like 45 times in this episode.
Speaker 3:Because he got an api ass beer he's trying to upkeep 46. This nigga named his age for no reason, we know you, we know you're 46. Hmm, you already got there.
Speaker 1:Why do you think he modeling?
Speaker 2:every time it just sound like you in corn. Hey baby, I'm gonna leave it in there for 50.
Speaker 3:You see the silence that's going on in the room right now? It's because you are an idiot.
Speaker 1:I like it come. Focus on me, guys. Yes.
Speaker 2:Nigga drinking a full look up with a pig stuck in his his evil.
Speaker 3:He has, no, no regard for him in life. This nigga's evil, me nigga cuz you skip me and you fucking say pass it a say.
Speaker 1:This is dead blunt, so I gotta adhere to this.
Speaker 3:Skip me, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:I gotta adhere to their show.
Speaker 4:No you're right, you're right, you.
Speaker 3:Right, you right leader, you right see, I didn't want to just say simple people behind me, you, on other hand, I can't say too much about that.
Speaker 1:Alright, that's the. What would you do? This audio is fucked up. We got to get the fuck about it. It should have fucked up, but we're gonna keep it moving. You know I'm saying make sure you like to subscribe to the YouTube channel and download this audio. You know I'm saying and this is 52 1. I Please no me. Oh, too well, can we all?
Speaker 3:night Can we just have a moment of silence?
Speaker 1:because we're your dog scrappy. No died nigga.
Speaker 3:Fuck you.
Speaker 1:Another dog died. What is this? A dog dying. I'm episode and no bullshit, though.
Speaker 3:No bullshit, all jokes. I'm not even lying every dog that we didn't have to die nigga, so it's a terrible experience. Maybe dogs ain't our forte.
Speaker 1:No, I ain't gonna fry how the German ship of that died. I wanted to kill his bitch had a German Shepherd to add a German shepherd when I was like nine, ten years old and the nigga like he was fucking up the crib. So my mom's is like he didn't got to get up the crib, so my pops is like I gotta find a caretaker for him. So I was not a ten years old and lady came. She was on crack bitches, on fucking crack. So I'm like that really the dog is like yo the dog.
Speaker 1:Be good hands, nigga. The next day I'll go to see the dog and then get dog dead the next day. What was it? She but poor she. But then even last 24 hours with the crack and the dog fucking died.
Speaker 3:I mean, I named the dog sheba.
Speaker 1:Huh, I was inevitable. Money, damn. No, that was my baby right there. She was inevitable, though, yeah.
Speaker 3:My god, then it was smoking she, but they killed she. But it's all the never.
Speaker 1:See, you know, you feel about scrappy, I feel about she so then don't talk about Exactly so we shoot you right in your fucking big toe All right.
Speaker 3:So Moment of silence for my nigga, who not here today, who, because we will be moving on in her segment right now. If we don't, what would you do? We'll be moving on to.
Speaker 2:I know, but don't say moment of silence, moment of silence.
Speaker 3:Why, nigga cuz, you're not here, oh, she's here though she's here in spirit. What Shout out to you, Teris?
Speaker 1:She's alive though.
Speaker 3:But is she here with us today? Huh, is she here on the podcast with us right now, because we're not talking about she, but we're talking about Teris. Yeah, that sounds bad because you were still caught on how she will lost her life, unfortunately to a crackhead, but she's alive. Okay, we're talking about Teris, who is alive and well. Shout out to BigT Daddy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's right there, Look she's right there. She's right there.
Speaker 3:However, we're talking about her right now.
Speaker 2:Teris, are you in my depth?
Speaker 3:No, that's what I'm saying bro, I'm trying to kill you man, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I'm not Teris, I'm trying to kill you. I got you.
Speaker 4:Teris, I'm trying to kill you.
Speaker 2:I got you Teris.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to kill you On this episode of no Advisory T, Daddy gets killed off. No, that's not what we do with my niggas. T Daddy still have tacos at her funeral, that's not what Yo T Daddy, I love you Shout out to you. We're not killing you off, I'm just saying moment of silence. We're gonna have to take a little quick intermission because we will be moving on in her segment right now and she's not here.
Speaker 2:If you don't have nothing for your segment, just say it. Oh, I got a lot of shit to talk.
Speaker 1:He's trying to kill you off.
Speaker 3:I got a lot of shit to talk tonight. Y'all know me, no, we got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can't talk about a lot of shit we got to talk about one shit, one shit, only you got one shit and one shit only Fuck you C.
Speaker 2:They apparently looked at his.
Speaker 3:Now, all of a sudden, this nigga give a fuck about the time. This nigga don't ever give a fuck Okay. He right though he right, he right, he right. I'm gonna keep it short. We'll be short.
Speaker 2:All I'm saying is you looked at the?
Speaker 3:wrong arm, you goofy ass.
Speaker 1:I never looked at this while I looked at my ear.
Speaker 3:Yes, we all three saw you look at that arm.
Speaker 1:Damn, I can't even go to the cameras. We're gonna be honest. You two footage.
Speaker 3:You don't have to rewind it. There's three human beings that told you you looked at this wrist and you're telling me you did I never went my watch on here, so I wasn't looking at it.
Speaker 1:I probably said like this and then I went like that, that's what I probably did. What you dabbed what was that for? Dabbed. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:Like Never let them know you're next to me.
Speaker 2:What I did. I said oh, t-daddy said she got a question for Humble, let's go.
Speaker 3:All right. Wait, how about that Humble?
Speaker 1:Let's get it we got half a question T Go ahead. What the fuck, go ahead. T what's the question? What's the question? T. I actually got a question. What's?
Speaker 2:the question. You take it too long to type T. All right, what's the first question?
Speaker 1:Humble. Wait for T-Daddy to tell me she take it too long to type. She probably type it right now. Okay, do that shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't have a question segment tonight, so I'm gonna let T-Daddy give what she got. No, no, no, no, I didn't have a question segment.
Speaker 2:I had something I wanted to talk about, but it wasn't a question segment.
Speaker 3:You got it All right Question. What was the question? What would you do if?
Speaker 2:a midget popped out in the studio and started preaching.
Speaker 3:That's not a Humble question, oh, you know what. I'm gonna say that's a CEO question, that's not a Humble question.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm gonna say. You know what I'm gonna say. How'd a midget look?
Speaker 3:This nigga loves midgets. Bro, that's not my question.
Speaker 1:Shut up the midget. You know what the fuck I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3:Terris, I'm about to call you bro because that's not my question. Somebody find me a midget. I love fucking midgets. This nigga loves midgets for no reason.
Speaker 1:Why do you love midgets?
Speaker 3:so much.
Speaker 2:First of all let's not say the word midget.
Speaker 1:Yo Ty, you want to fuck a midget.
Speaker 4:Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 3:We can't say midget bro, this nigga frightened.
Speaker 1:You want to fuck a midget. We can't say midget, a midget in the Ship Club. Fat ass, big titties and shit. You not fucking a shit like yo, tyler, what up, you not fucking a midget.
Speaker 3:It's not about see. I think you're missing a point.
Speaker 1:Oh, now you went from no to I don't know nigga yeah nah, bro, right Bro, he's missing a point, ain't no point
Speaker 3:The point is not whether or not, you would fuck this person.
Speaker 1:It's you can't. I never fucked a midget. Bro, you're missing my point.
Speaker 3:You can't call them midgets. That's the point I'm trying to make. You can't just say midgets, bro, that's not, it's 2024, bro, you're basically going like this this week. You can't say midgets, no more. It's not about whether or not you will fuck this person, it's the fact that you can't call them that. That's the greeting, bro.
Speaker 1:I'm the call the midgets, midgets, since the midgeting started, so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. He said midgets yeah, I love me. And midgets Somebody find me a midget. Little people hey, midgets. What up, blizz, that's my nigga Brooklyn. What up, blizzie, that's my nigga right there. Let me tell you a quick story about Blizzie.
Speaker 2:It's not even your segment.
Speaker 1:I know about. This is a story. Let's start right quick, since he this nigga told me, this nigga told me, this nigga told me, I can't do multiple segments or subjects, but this nigga want to shout to.
Speaker 3:Blizzie and you're going to do this, but he's shout to you, but right now it's not the time for that. My nigga is hollering humble.
Speaker 1:Okay, hollering humble, it's not hollering blizzy. Okay, hollering humble.
Speaker 3:Goddamn, don't holler at me about shit. Y'all know my tag line Brooklyn, fuck that. Anyway, I just wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 1:They won't let me go, Blizzie. They won't let me go, son. They won't let me do it. I'm sorry, son. We got another question. I wanted to tell the story.
Speaker 2:No, we got no more questions. No, no, no, Humble the light skin came out.
Speaker 1:He wouldn't tell us fuck anyone, get the shit out.
Speaker 2:What's the question? What's the?
Speaker 4:question.
Speaker 2:Why can't you tell the folks who do music in shipping containers and have dreams? I'm done with that. Tell.
Speaker 3:Teris, the Teris log off. He's holding that nigga Teris log off and hopefully you got the log in so you can get back in this bitch tomorrow, but right now you got to log the fuck off, teris.
Speaker 1:That was a good one. You got to log off.
Speaker 2:I'm screaming.
Speaker 3:No, on a real tip though hollering humble this weekend I wanted to talk to my creatives because it is called hollering humble, and I feel like I want to say some shit that relates to me and everybody that is a creative that does, Whether you're an entrepreneur, whether you're doing it as a part-time gig or whatever it is. I want to.
Speaker 2:You were just about to tell the whole story and now you got two minutes. That's crazy.
Speaker 3:Go ahead, bro, Shout out Blizzy bro.
Speaker 2:Go ahead.
Speaker 3:No, you got it, you got it, you got it. Ceo, you got it, you got it, bro, you got it. You got enough time. This nigga drink a four loco and now, all of a sudden, you're Joe Butting, bro relax. This is not that podcast, bro Relax.
Speaker 4:Calm down.
Speaker 3:The only nigga in here right now, in this room, that could tell me how much time I got is the nigga that owns this bitch, and you, not him. So relax, that's my partner. Calm down my boy, polo. If I got two minutes, tell me I got two minutes, if not, let me get my shit off.
Speaker 1:Polo gave me a look Polo's like.
Speaker 3:All I want to say is Polo's here say hey.
Speaker 1:He said what's up?
Speaker 2:I think it's the only one today.
Speaker 1:We can't Okay, let my man get through his shit.
Speaker 3:Holla CEO man. No, no, no, I'm gonna let him holler at you tonight.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be like a skin Go ahead.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:What can you tell us creators? Yes, we'll do. The creators.
Speaker 3:What are the creatives? And this is I'm really low key, talking to myself, but I'm talking to all of y'all two at the same time. It's okay to get in these situations where you feel like you're uninspired or unmotivated to do certain things, but don't let yourself stay there, my nigga. It's been too long where I've been feeling like I've been in a creative rut where I haven't really been able to create the way I want to, and I can't create it all at the LA.
Speaker 3:Lakers keep coming on the TV and I can't hear shit when I'm talking. But I'm just fucking what you love. That was your two minute warning.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking what you love that was my two minute warning.
Speaker 3:I got you. My man gave me Yo, he gave me the award sign. He was like all right, my nigga, wrap this shit up, my nigga. Love was like all right, wrap this shit up, my nigga. You ain't talking about shit right now, but no, no, no. I wanted to talk about this because I actually think it's been heavy on my heart for the last couple of years. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. You're good. I have nothing else to say. 10 seconds, you're done 9.
Speaker 1:8. It's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 3:Shout out to y'all. Yeah, shout out to y'all.
Speaker 2:Man, that's what I'm saying, bro, that's my point, but it'd be like this every episode we talk for an hour and a half and then we get to him and be like you got two minutes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what I'm saying, bro. Why do I get treated like this? That's crazy. You don't have nothing to say that's untrue If y'all give me more than two minutes.
Speaker 2:I have a lot to say. Who's your segment today?
Speaker 3:We ain't got shit going on, it's cool.
Speaker 2:Who's your?
Speaker 4:segment today it's cool.
Speaker 2:Nah, it's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 3:These niggas is crowded today. I don't know what to say. These niggas is crowded today. I don't know what the fuck going on. I'm unsure what is going on. I didn't even you know what's crazy, you would think. You would think, because we're down to member tonight, we would at least each have more time for our segments, y'all didn't even give me shit, Like what the fuck? I didn't even get to say holla at Humble. This nigga cut me off before I could even say holla at.
Speaker 2:You said two minutes.
Speaker 3:I'm good Yo have a good night.
Speaker 4:Yo, it was not me it was Polo, polo did it. See he was crying no, get it out, get it out, I'm good man, I'm good. I lost my train of thought. Now, I lost my train of thought, man.
Speaker 3:More of the story is Surround Yourself with Better People, because these niggas suck. That's the boy with the story.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo listen man. You know how we do this shit, man. Every fucking well we didn't record.
Speaker 2:We can't say every fucking week. We can't say every fucking week we been lazy, we been lazy, we been busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we been busy Making money, but you know you know, you know, you know, you know, Humble man.
Speaker 3:I don't know shit. I don't know a fucking thing.
Speaker 1:Don't look at me, don't try to look at me, we don't give you a fuck, man, Nah, nah bro fuck that.
Speaker 3:Don't try to look at me and say you know Humble, I don't know a fucking thing, I don't know shit.
Speaker 2:We got you next week.
Speaker 3:Nah, fuck y'all, we're going to give you a whole 30 seconds, nigga.
Speaker 1:We're going to let you go first. We're going to let you go first, so you get your two minutes first.
Speaker 3:You witnessed it, the first time I met you. Right, I quit my nigga, I'm out of here. Y'all niggas, y'all niggas do be bad. Y'all niggas drag me through the mud. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:No, no, that's crazy, that's crazy, oh man.
Speaker 1:Nah, this shit is funny, man, that's cool. I understand, because you feed into this shit a lot. I understand you feed into this shit so it makes for, you know, combativeness, you know. But no, go ahead, you just shut up, man, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Niggas, you already started rapping up the podcast, Bro you ended the show. I didn't end the show. Yes, you did Bro you started rapping up the podcast. I don't say it's your boy Seal McLean Nah. Rap it up. Rap it up. I didn't say that. You said that you know the show's over. I didn't say that, niggas. You said what you say every week, every week.
Speaker 2:You know we do this every week, niggas. That's the end of the podcast.
Speaker 3:Bro, you're rapping it up.
Speaker 1:I didn't say it's your boy, Seal McLean.
Speaker 3:Rap it up. Rap it up. It didn't come.
Speaker 1:Y'all good, Go ahead. See, we got one, two, three light skin niggas in here. This is what light skin niggas do.
Speaker 4:They come on, stop being light skin niggas.
Speaker 1:man Be a dark skin niggas for once.
Speaker 3:This nigga and I'm not being funny got a segment off and I ain't even give my motherfuckin' segment off. I'm sitting on the goddamn panel.
Speaker 4:That shit was. I'm sitting here.
Speaker 1:That shit was called Holla Sleaze. I'm good.
Speaker 3:And we doing a win. Man, I done. Dropped this cookie on the floor cause y'all niggas over here coming. I'm not even gonna eat that shit now.
Speaker 1:Hey yo man listen, it's your boy, Seal McLean.
Speaker 2:There you go. I guess we're ending now. Did I say this? It's your girl trap, See it Fuck y'all niggas.
Speaker 3:I ain't got shit to say, my name ain't even humbled. Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, sleaze, close it out for me bro.
Speaker 4:It's your boy. Sleaze with the knees.
Speaker 1:And it's no vibe. Pause. Sleaze with the knees. Pause, wait, did you say Sleaze with the knees? Sleaze with the knees.
Speaker 2:What are we talking about here, bro? I understand.
Speaker 4:I forgot. You guys knew we shouldn't do what you get your part out, Bro.
Speaker 1:I'm just letting you get my shit off. That's all I'm saying. All right, Sleaze Go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 3:Nah, it's too late. My nigga is 11.45. Nah, it's 11.37.
Speaker 1:You got three minutes. Nah, fuck y'all. You gave you extra minute.
Speaker 3:You not finna? Sit here and give me a time limit. My nigga, that's not finna happen Come on, let's just end it.
Speaker 1:Shhh, wrap it up. Okay, wrap it up. Who's that? Fuck y'all. Give me a bang. Do the ear yeah.
