Noadvisory Podcast

Laughs, Spooks, and Life's Bumps: Navigating Humor, Hauntings, and Hardships

scarosully/chill will Season 6 Episode 3

Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of being the world's most humble or quaking at the tale of a haunted doll? Join CEO McClain, Trapsyd, Mahumble Ali and Taris Unscripted as we unleash an episode jam-packed with everything from the zany to the supernatural. We're tipping our hats to our vibrant YouTube community and sparking debates on political hot potatoes like Biden's surprise lead and Trump's campaign shenanigans. Get ready to bust a gut with our cheeky discussion on the latest 'ozentic' weight loss craze, and don't forget to hit subscribe for our live antics on the OBIARADIO app!

Let's get real about the jitters that come with ghostly roommates. There's nothing quite like sharing your home with a spectral figure, and I've got a story that'll have you locking eyes with every doll in the vicinity. We're also peeling back the curtain on the raw emotions and challenges that surface when family and romantic relationships intersect, leaving us to navigate the sticky wickets of acceptance and resentment. While we're at it, we'll take a stroll down memory lane with classic films and their sequels, pour out some love for the late greats we've lost, and share a moment of vulnerability as we discuss the powerful scenes that remind us of their legacy.

Wrap up your earbuds for a heart-to-heart as we delve into the thorny topic of pay disparity in Black Hollywood and what it means to craft an idyllic life amidst the hustle of stardom. We're laying it all out there, including the gritty details of my divorce journey, the nuances of cohabitation during separation, and the unflinching pursuit of happiness. So, lean in, dear listener, for a rollercoaster of laughs, spooks, and life lessons that'll resonate with anyone who's ever faced a bump in the life's road—or a haunted doll in their living room.

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Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

G is y'all the most dangerous crew in the New York Voxley podcast, your boy, cl McClain.

Speaker 1:

It's your girl, trap CL.

Speaker 3:

It says on the script it it's your boy Humble, aka Muhammad Ali, aka low energy Humble. A guess what y'all? What? I got the email today. What email. I am indeed the world's most humble.

Speaker 1:

What does that mean?

Speaker 3:

Got confirmed today. You better piss me off because you low energy.

Speaker 1:

Humble you low vibrational over here.

Speaker 3:

This is low energy Humble. I'm tired as fuck, nika, let's go, let's talk.

Speaker 2:

Hey, man, shout out to YouTube. Man, shout out to our YouTube shorts. It's going crazy. Man, we appreciate all your mother fuckers for watching, for commenting, for hating, for liking, for everything. We're going to touch on that in a minute. Shout out to YouTube. Shout out to DJ Polo back there on the Bulldogs. It's like we ain't got no audience. I think we can focus on us today.

Speaker 1:

Make it quick. Also, guys, don't forget to like and subscribe All you comment warriors. All you commentators While you doing all those clicking like and subscribe, and don't forget to tune in at midnight to hear us live on the OBEY app.

Speaker 2:

Yes, download the OBEY app on the Android or iPhone devices.

Speaker 1:

OBEY, obey. Listen, the voice was coming so crisp on that radio app. Polo, you got money to have that shit. Because your voice was like I was in the room low key. You bought the money boo. Oh shit, polo, polo, know how to talk to you. Yeah, I gotta be telling you. Hello, I am the cash talking club that just made my day. Tomorrow, when I'm having them people pissing me off, I'm gonna say Polo, you are the money boo. That do need to be a sound. That do need to be a sound. Oh man, we're gonna get that together the cash register.

Speaker 2:

You're such a.

Speaker 1:

Because nobody say you are the money, so you're a hater.

Speaker 2:

Hey, hey. Who's that To the groupies? Go away as soon as he said that you are the money boo.

Speaker 1:

That phone went ringing.

Speaker 2:

Polo don't have any fightin' people out here, uh huh, we don't want the sauce to stretch over there. But shit, when we got trap, hot topics, birthdays, we got chubby.

Speaker 3:

I am parched. Thirsty ass niggas All y'all sitting here drinking. Hey, we thirsty, clearly. I just said that.

Speaker 1:

We got the logins Right. What you got.

Speaker 3:

No, y'all got the drop throw punch.

Speaker 2:

Who punched Alright for birthdays?

Speaker 1:

Number one we got Kenya Moore. She turned 53 today.

Speaker 2:

Hey, 53, 53, old ass motherfucker.

Speaker 1:

She was real messy. Who the fuck is Kenya Moore From Real Housewives?

Speaker 2:

of Atlanta, she also was a supermodel.

Speaker 1:

She was an actor.

Speaker 2:

She that messy bitch. Yes, sir.

Speaker 1:

Hold on, man Stick over here making plans. Yo man Jonesy. Oh my God, yeah, we hit you.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, what you doing Saturday night.

Speaker 1:

What you doing Saturday night.

Speaker 3:

What you do, man.

Speaker 1:

Pause, pause. We almost like what the fuck?

Speaker 2:

Who are the birthdays?

Speaker 1:

Tatiana. Ali, she turned 45. Oh, Tatiana Ali.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to Tatiana Ali. I met her when we covered an event in LA at the Humanitarian Awards. I had Tatiana Ali and I had what's the girl name? The Dawson girl that was on ESPN. Fuck, what's her name? Malika Andrews. No, I'm Malika Andrews, Before Malika Andrews. It was this girl I can't forget. But I had them both sandwiched and then I had my Shout out to Rika. She was high as shit, fucked it up. I'm here to take a picture. She's taking video and shit, so I had to take a picture of the video because she was taking video and shit.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to.

Speaker 1:

Kara Champion.

Speaker 2:

Kara Champion.

Speaker 3:

Shout out to Kara I don't know who Tatiana Ali is.

Speaker 1:

You've probably seen Kara. I mean she's not old but she's been around ESPN she's been around ESPN for a little minutes yeah. She was on First Take. She did First Take, or was it?

Speaker 2:

I forget.

Speaker 1:

She was the original First Take. Yeah, I know she was original than somebody.

Speaker 2:

She was the original host with Stephen A and Skip on First Take.

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Shout out to them man, I got that famous picture.

Speaker 3:

There was actually a video, but it was a picture Shout out to you guys.

Speaker 1:

How old is?

Speaker 2:

she Kara 45. And she's still a little good.

Speaker 1:

Okay, hot topics. Y'all know this is an election year, so it would be crazy for me to not speak on what's currently going on in there. So recently you know they had the New Hampshire primaries for the Democratic nomination. Joe Biden is looking like he's going to win it and it was 70% of the vote as a right-in candidate. As a right-in candidate.

Speaker 2:

So he was not on the ballot.

Speaker 1:

Oh wow. So a few days before the New Hampshire primary excuse me for some of those of you who may not have caught it Joe Biden went on to say he did not want to be on the New Hampshire primary ballot because he wanted to be on the South Carolina primary ballot and make South Carolina like another first state for this year's election. Make it a blue state. So he, you know, he's obviously probably happy that 70% is a right-in, like wow, wow so shout out to Biden.

Speaker 1:

That's crazy. But on the other hand, Trump. Trump is the projected winner of the New Hampshire GOP primary and it's looking like he's going to take the vote for the Republican nominee. Have y'all seen him?

Speaker 3:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Rub it on the ozentic. Okay, rub it on the ozentic for real, because that weight loss is crazy. All you see is flab on the neck.

Speaker 2:

Now, yeah it's just extra skin. Why is it still?

Speaker 1:

orange, that's stress. Yeah, because he was locked up he was still you know what's crazy he running for president with a, still with an indictment against him and still going through trial and he don't give a fuck to me.

Speaker 2:

But you know why? Because that's Trump. What did you expect? When I saw that he was going to run again, I'm like he going to win the people that thought I was crazy before. When he ran the first time, I said Trump was going to win All you Facebook motherfuckers was like oh no, you ain't going to say that.

Speaker 1:

Don't say that he ain't going to win.

Speaker 2:

And what happened? He won. He's going to do it again and win. It's politics, man, politics, politics is politics man.

Speaker 3:

But everybody had a goate when Trump was in office. Who should be president before him? Who?

Speaker 1:

Me From the Republican Party. Honestly, none of them Shit but Nikki Haley.

Speaker 2:

But this is why.

Speaker 1:

Anybody for president. To be fair, I think I ought to be a good president.

Speaker 2:

You ought to be good president.

Speaker 1:

It's not and it's funny. You said that, polo. For those of you who can't hear Polo, he said it's not any good choices out there, because there was a post on Facebook today. This African American, young, bloody, wrote. She was like it's sad, it's the primary election. I don't even know who she was running. She was like I might as well just vote for Trump at this point and it's like that is the attitude of so many Americans right now. It's scary.

Speaker 2:

But you know why that is that way? Because nobody that's running really made a name for themselves, really made any noise. So it's like the out of sight, out of mind. If you don't see it, hear it, you're like who the fuck is that? Everybody know Trump, maybe no Biden, but who's these other motherfuckers? Nobody knows Because they're not making a noise.

Speaker 1:

So that's why I said Trump is going to win again Because it's Trump. You know it's scary to me, though, like beyond Trump being president, because, on the flip side of the day, facebook got joked for days and somebody was like y'all might as well go ahead and let Trump be in office, let him give us another $2,500 and go with that hot take.

Speaker 2:

People Americans was getting money with.

Speaker 3:

Trump.

Speaker 2:

They was getting money with Trump, the economy wasn't bad. The economy was actually doing, doing decent. So say what you want to say about Trump. Say he's a racist or whatever, but Trump is green, trump is going to find the money and get you the money.

Speaker 1:

But to be fair, let's be honest for all of those who are listening, because I love you. That's a wrong take. If Joe Biden was in office during COVID, we would have got the money too.

Speaker 3:

We would have got the money from the federal reserve.

Speaker 1:

We was going to get that money, regardless of who was president, whether it was a Homer Simpson or whatever. Trump didn't really give us the money we was going to get that money regardless, but it happened under the Trump regime, because COVID happened under Trump.

Speaker 2:

So let's ask about why COVID happened.

Speaker 1:

So we could get the money. Oh, my God, okay. So notice what I was going to say earlier. What's scary to me like scarier than when you're elected again is if Biden wins, because after Biden, who the fuck is going to run?

Speaker 2:

Hold on hold on.

Speaker 1:

He's on his ad lips, that's ad lips.

Speaker 3:

I thought that was somebody's baby.

Speaker 1:

Didn't? I thought somebody was going to run.

Speaker 2:

Oh, oh, oh, God damn.

Speaker 1:

That's ad lips crazy.

Speaker 2:

Are those ad lips? Yeah, he's ad-libbing. That song is ass.

Speaker 1:

Hey he helps.

Speaker 3:

It sounds like somebody gives him ass.

Speaker 1:

That's what it sounds like. I was like whoa. I mean everybody has their bikes in the studio.

Speaker 3:

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

Speaker 1:

No, that was it. I was just saying. Think about if Biden was to get re-elected for his second term, who the fuck is going to run for the Democrat party at the Biden Shit.

Speaker 2:

How old is Biden? Anybody about the croak Like 80?.

Speaker 1:

We're like 80. They all about the fucking croak. You know what? 76? No, 82?, 83?.

Speaker 3:

Yeah. But if this Trump looks stable Biden don't be looking stable.

Speaker 1:

Biden got me weak he's weak.

Speaker 2:

Biden got me weak.

Speaker 1:

It'd be a dumb going to visit that black family in Greensboro. And get that cookout and bring that cookout, because Joe Biden, what you know about cookout? Ok, nothing.

Speaker 2:

Go ahead, bring my little little. That was Kamala Harris who told him about that shit.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh, because she wasn't sure. Like the week before that she was like yo listen, you give me some cookout.

Speaker 2:

You be high, I went there.

Speaker 1:

Joe Biden, go ahead, bring my little little. Doug Berger Tray to school, you know what I'm saying. And Joe was in line smiling that cookout. He never seen a guy smile and cookout.

Speaker 3:

He was in line Like give my shit a go this nigga.

Speaker 1:

Joe Biden, I'm taking it all in boy Wait, what did he get? He got the Tray. Somebody got a chicken tender truss on it.

Speaker 2:

OK.

Speaker 1:

And Berger Truss. I think Joe had hot dog.

Speaker 2:

Oh, he had hot dog, yeah, hot dog, yeah. The Glyzzie, that's what they call it now the Glyzzie, he's a Glyzzie girl, he's a Glyzzie cop, the Glyzzie commander. Biden you a Glyzzie, gobbler you a double G.

Speaker 1:

The Glyzzie coper.

Speaker 2:

Yo, I always remember that shit, the clip when Biden was on the bike and, I think, a fellow slo-mo.

Speaker 1:

I'm like yo. This is the goal of the shit man Biden. Be falling, though, for real.

Speaker 3:

Like why do you be Biden?

Speaker 1:

The L-Mass slo-mo. Joseph Demetrius, I need you to sit down.

Speaker 3:

Joseph Demetrius I need you to sit down, oh shit.

Speaker 1:

All right, what we got Up next. Up next, yfn Luchi. He was finally sentenced. Y'all know he was charged with street terrorism acts.

Speaker 2:

Ok, give me the game. I'm sorry, that's a funny charge. Yeah, street terrorism acts.

Speaker 1:

Street terrorism acts, because I probably could be charged with that shit, I'd be terrorizing people to the street.

Speaker 3:

They made that shit up right. I heard it here first.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's basically like a gang act, right, but they made that shit up.

Speaker 3:

They would probably like oh, go, get her ass.

Speaker 1:

What you said what you said G, because I'd be terrorizing people to the street too.

Speaker 2:

So charge me too. Oh shit, you about to get the Rico in it with the Rico.

Speaker 1:

Listen. I will sacrifice for Greg because this is going to bring a lot of views to the podcast. He's like yo, she got locked up.

Speaker 3:

Yo free t-shirts.

Speaker 1:

We going to be wearing free t-shirt. I said you know them niggas be recording the video calls. Y'all can just clip my shit into the podcast. Oh yeah, do your second rip, because you know niggas be creating shit in jail, so I thought it'd be great to alcohol in that bitch.

Speaker 2:

This was just back to him. She called me by her boss. I got the logins. I got the logins. She got the logins Right Like yo, you can't log in or out of this shit, You're on your own girl, the Met County.

Speaker 1:

They got orange jumpsuits. What color jumpsuits they got? They orange, they orange.

Speaker 2:

I don't think anybody. That's the universal color, right Orange, some people got like gray, some people red, red, that's different Arizona is green.

Speaker 3:

Because he got 20. Still got the black and white stripes here. That's what I'm supposed to do.

Speaker 1:

He got sentenced to 20 years.

Speaker 2:

I'm asking how much jays did he do? Already Three, so he has to actually sign.

Speaker 1:

He served 10 years, but they're giving him credit and in Georgia you can serve one third of your time and be eligible for parole.

Speaker 2:

So the prosecutors you might get off of spring Summer.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so the prosecutors wrote a letter on his behalf basically saying they will not object him being parole when he's up for it in three and a half months. So he's going to be out probably by June later.

Speaker 3:

Oh yeah.

Speaker 1:

He said in the letter I guess he was showing a good behavior, or whatever, and then he apologized to the victim's family. He apologized to his family, you know, he just was very remorseful, I mean you better get the fuck out.

Speaker 2:

He's shot, he's shot. He's going to go right back to the shit. He didn't kill, he didn't kill, he didn't shot him. You know he was just a driver?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, he was a driver.

Speaker 1:

He was just a driver, yeah, but he didn't deliver the file, so yeah, he get out like three and a half months right.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, three and a half months Luchy back.

Speaker 2:

Why, and that's why he knows crazy.

Speaker 1:

I think they're going to do the. I think that's what's going to end up happening with Thugs case, what. I think they're going to do the same thing.

Speaker 2:

He's going to get out.

Speaker 1:

Probably. He's going to serve probably about maybe like two, three years and he'll probably be out Because he's been in longer right. No, no, he wasn't after. He went in after. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

So Luchy went in January of 2021.

Speaker 1:

Thug was locked up for about a year a year. Yeah, thug went in the same year as Luchy, so two years he went in.

Speaker 3:

like November he went in right before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1:

So it has been about two years, so maybe he'll get time, sir, because his case don't look promising with this.

Speaker 2:

Oh, so he might get out. Get out Probably, yeah, because I mean, when I was looking at it, when I was looking at it, they didn't really have nothing on them.

Speaker 1:

No, circumstantial Most of it was very I mean no concrete. Most of it was like circumstantial. At best it had subpar evidence Like and it was really like reaching. Funny moment when they was playing lifestyle in court loudest fuck. I was weak as fuck. A lot of it in that courtroom rapping that shit, wearing a hat Like that's stupid, that court when. I say that court trial the ones. I've been watching it. It looks like literally an episode from Family God, because that shit is not serious at all.

Speaker 2:

Listen, all that shit right. There is only balls down to one thing money. That's it. The longer to keep that nigga in, the more money they're going to make. That's it because you got nothing on his motherfucker. He's sitting in the court like nigga. Y'all just be out, just let me out. Like nah, hold on. We got to hold you for a couple more. We got to make about 30 more thousand dollars on you. All right, fine, that's all it is because they got nothing on them. Nothing's screaming Free, uh, free, slime, free, slime.

Speaker 1:

Another nigga that's about to be real free, real soon, If he don't get his shit together. The nigga that cheats on every aspect of his life Tristan Thompson. Oh, Tristan Thompson has been suspended for 25 games because he violated the.

Speaker 2:

NBA's drug and performing enhancing PPD.

Speaker 1:

Tell me that steroids or performance enhancing drugs. Stupid nigga. If you're going to get suspended, get suspended for weeks, is that?

Speaker 3:

Nah, he need them drugs, he older man.

Speaker 1:

Tristan Thompson. He trying to hang in there. He trying to hang in the league. He's not LeBron. He's not LeBron. Nah, he not LeBron.

Speaker 2:

How old is he?

Speaker 1:

LeBron paid a lot to get his man. Ppd is pissing me off. He only 32. Hey nigga, you know what's up you?

Speaker 3:

know what's up?

Speaker 1:

Life's shite that body's shite he 32.

Speaker 3:

That body's shite Damn. He only two years older than me.

Speaker 1:

It's that car. I thought he was older. It's that karma. Father. Damn cheating. He be doing it life. Listen, he's 32.

Speaker 2:

He was in this boy like 26, 27,. What the shite going on. He living his best life you can't get mad at the nigga and he had Khloe Kardashian Made and had two kids from Khloe and Tristan Thompson. He not even a fucking star. This nigga's a subpar rebound. The average in three negative 3.2 points Again. I can't wait to see what the comments gonna say Any fuck. Tristan. Any fuck Khloe and got two kids. So Khloe the dummy, she could have any fucking athlete she wanted. She went for Tristan Thompson.

Speaker 1:

I have to speak on the Kardashian sisters on another episode because I have opinions about that, but you ain't off of that.

Speaker 3:

Dummy.

Speaker 1:

She might as well stuck a little more older Shit Right. That was a little bit more Tristan Thompson. I thought to be fair. I don't take the crackhead over the cheater. I would too.

Speaker 2:

I definitely take the crackhead over the cheater, because the crackhead ain't gonna cheat on me. Dumb to.

Speaker 1:

Dumber, I'll take the crackhead over the cheater.

Speaker 2:

And Lamar loved that woman.

Speaker 1:

He still loved her, he still loved her and now he a clean crackhead, so she might as well, you know he loves her when she was like bigger to when she got like yeah, he was with Khloe, shooting in the gym with Khloe. Yeah, he loves her.

Speaker 2:

She got her shit and she went and got Tristan Thompson Hold on Fucking Canadian Tristan Thompson.

Speaker 1:

Next RIP Dexter Scott King. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2:

That's on the youngest son of MLK and Coretta.

Speaker 1:

Sky King. He died at the age of 62 years old after his battle with prostate cancer in. California this week. Let's go get your prostate Please.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, what age do the men got to get?

Speaker 1:

their prostate 35.

Speaker 2:

35. That's way too early, no it's like 50. No, you're supposed to get that check Early.

Speaker 3:

Let me look that up. But, you're the better.

Speaker 2:

I thought it was at 50. No.

Speaker 1:

Hey Siri.

Speaker 2:

That's colon.

Speaker 1:

At what age should you start getting your prostate?

Speaker 2:

Male.

Speaker 1:

Female's don't got no prostate 50.

Speaker 2:

See, oh, 50. Yeah, that's like 30. So that's way too early. You're gonna have to get breast.

Speaker 1:

I think you're supposed to get breast at like 35. I've been checking my since I was 21.

Speaker 2:

To be fair, For females for the breast. You gotta check that earlier.

Speaker 1:

It runs in my family and my mom's side. You don't get no signals. Yeah, you do If you feel like yeah the lump you're supposed to like in the shower, cause I mean to be fair women are always touching themselves anyway In the shower. You know you're supposed to feel around. See if you feel like a lump or like a weird little thing. And you'll see it though.

Speaker 2:

Like it's always science. Yeah, my mom's had breast cancer. Shout to my mom.

Speaker 1:

She had to get all her half of her cities cut off.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, shout to my mom. A lot of people going through it right now, though.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Yeah yeah, Cancer is no fucking joke man.

Speaker 1:

Fuck cancer.

Speaker 2:

Like what is the number one, like disease it's cancer. Cancer is cause of the disease, right.

Speaker 1:

I think it's high blood pressure, to be honest.

Speaker 2:

Number one killer yeah, number one killer Is it cancer.

Speaker 1:

I think it's actually car accident. Huh, I think it's actually car accident.

Speaker 2:

Car accident, I think. So Don't talk about far diseases.

Speaker 1:

Oh, I think it's coronary artery disease High blood pressure. Oh, it's high blood pressure Pretty much. No heart disease.

Speaker 2:

Heart disease, yeah, heart disease.

Speaker 1:

And then I would think high blood pressure, but I mean heart disease, high blood pressure they go hand in hand, yeah, so yeah. Speaking of which.

Speaker 2:

I got myself checked out.

Speaker 1:

Yes, you do I got that.

Speaker 2:

Who should do a advisory health day?

Speaker 1:

You know, since um drinks and um, obama established this under his administration. Everybody is entitled to one free physical year. Okay, doctor.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the doctor, yeah, I gotta get that money. I'm listening to that in the school cause.

Speaker 1:

I'm like I'm out here, poop, poop, poop. I heard no bars, just mad alibs. Oh, wait.

Speaker 2:

And then the screaming oh wait, shhh.

Speaker 1:

Is he getting ass with me? That can't be his ass. His ass whooped a lid. I gotta hear the feed from him. He didn't pay that guy. Depending on the beat it might slap. Yeah, for real, that shit might go crazy.

Speaker 2:

Nah, fuck that y'all giving him too much benefit of the doubt. That is why, hey yo, you are trash, ya yeah.

Speaker 3:

I dare. Hey bro, I got no energy, I'm not helping you fight.

Speaker 1:

I think you're louder too. What the fuck Not helping you fight?

Speaker 3:

Get that nigga troll bone. Y'all can't hear him.

Speaker 2:

We can't hear him. That's why he's such a troll.

Speaker 1:

I'm going back to my seat, yes.

Speaker 2:

What else we got, Chuck?

Speaker 1:

That's it. Hot Topics All right, Hot Topics.

Speaker 2:

give a round of applause. Hot Topics hey, what would you do? This one is not what you did last week.

Speaker 3:

Don't come on that bullshit like you did last week.

Speaker 2:

Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah nah. Last week I wasn't prepared.

Speaker 1:

You had thought of one in mid-show last week.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that was when it came out. Yeah, I didn't. So, you know, negate that guys. Negate that yeah, uh huh. All right, bro, go ahead, go ahead. I was talking to that. You, a teacher, did I use a problem?

Speaker 1:

I was just going to make sure you, you know Shit, shit what would you do so?

Speaker 2:

disclaimer my? What would you do is our, you guys already know is experiences that I've been through or experiences that somebody else went through. So this one is a experience that I went through and I think I said this one before. I don't know, but I was like I got to use this one. So what would you do?

Speaker 2:

Say you in the crib, just scenario, you in your crib, it's probably like, uh, midday, midday. You know everybody's a lot of people in the house. You know people got a living room, got people in the dining room, everybody just chilling and, um, say, it's about like eight o'clock so it's dark outside. You know the house is a little gloomy and shit like that, but everybody just chilling. You know, probably in the living room playing the game and shit. It's like toys in the, in the, in the all over in the dining room and shit like that, whatever. And you know you're playing the game and you know how sometimes you see shit out of a refuel, right. So say you playing the game and you see some shit move and you put a riff for you like what is that?

Speaker 3:

You don't see nothing, so you're like all right you're playing the game. Oh, this is my experience, my back.

Speaker 2:

So you know you're playing the game, so move again. You're like, bro, you ain't see that shit move, so nobody's. Nobody. People in there, nobody seen a move. I'm like Brian tripping I just saw some move, Right, so nobody's saying that this shit gets up and walks two steps and fall back down A doll. So what would you do in that situation? Playing the game and a doll gets up and a doll a doll, a doll a doll. Gets up and walks two steps and falls down.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck are you doing? I would scream so loud and be all I would be. No, I'm not. I would never be right again like I just seen a fucking baby doll get up and move two steps. I can't trust reality, no more.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I can't, I'm gone.

Speaker 2:

I'm leaving, I leave in the house, I'm going.

Speaker 3:

I'm not leaving the house thing, I'm leaving the country.

Speaker 1:

They be moving this shit. Yeah, nah, this they shit.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I'm not in the toy story.

Speaker 1:

We're not doing those cute in real life. That shit don't happen. They gonna know. And then the dog is fall down. So what you falling down for what's going on where you got a fault? No, now think about other stuff, because now you falling down that means something wrong with you, right, and it might spread to me. I.

Speaker 2:

Yes, so this is at my father's house, and Come to find out his house is haunted.

Speaker 1:

Oh.

Speaker 2:

So when the dog? Apparently everybody knew that this doll just moves but me. So when the dog move, everybody, oh yeah, the doll, let's do that. What do you mean? The doll always do that. I'm looking at these motherfuckers like what do y'all mean? And then like, like what I left? I didn't come back to his house for a long time, long, long time.

Speaker 2:

So, when I did come back. I'm like a trainee, what's that fucking? You suck at that dog. She's like, yeah, let me shoot a dog, so I do. You know how they're seen a Chucky. We did like, yeah, I saw the dogs, like I was stopping and she, like she likes to stop, is not gonna do nothing, and the spirit is not in there. What do you mean? It's pretty much not in there, like yo, they are not your lump with this shit, right?

Speaker 2:

One time my sister no, no, I'm gonna tell you why I'm not trolling me cuz there was a picture. Right, my sister, it was a Christmas. Never forget this picture I had on my Facebook a long time ago. It's probably still there. So my sister sent me the picture. She was like this was probably the spirit that was in the doll. So in the picture it had the Christmas tree and you know how when you look in a reflection, you can see the person behind reflection. It was a girl, just in the mirror. Cleanest day, no, no, body enough, guys, right, that was the ghost.

Speaker 2:

I was like yo, I put on Facebook. I'm like yo, do y'all see this shit like his house one time? I mean, I'm in the living room, my, my brother, my, well, half brother, whatever case, he's that, what I'm fucking so, whatever's name, he's not my brother. He's like I don't know the fuck, but we's downstairs this right? So my drew, all these motherfuckers know this shit is haunted. I'm in here like this house is haunted. We downstairs summertime. Summertime, I mean no, was it summertime? Yeah, it was no. No, it's one. At a time when the time when the time was so Like no AC, none, nothing was on, like chilling, all of a sudden I heard like like Sounds like your tips.

Speaker 1:

The fuck is that like don't worry about man.

Speaker 2:

That's what I was like. He's not. Don't worry about magic, go to sleep Like they be all nonchalant.

Speaker 1:

What the fuck you mean go to sleep? It's them time out. Yeah, don't worry about it. Oh, they always do that like huh, so it was like many spears is in this house Yo it was in that shit.

Speaker 2:

So she was like boom, boom, boom, like it was coming down the steps. I'm like your dibs, like what the fuck is that?

Speaker 3:

like don't worry about it bro.

Speaker 2:

I'm not gonna tell you scared to keep on the covers over my head. Don't worry about it, bro. Then, all the sudden, the blinds are the moving. Oh my god, dibs, this, what the fuck going on? This is what I don't like.

Speaker 2:

This is what the fuck on the chill bro chill, that'd be good or her, was boom, boom, and so it's like it was coming closer, closer to the bed and then stop so long, fuck this shit over the bed dibs. This we do, don't hurt, was Got it so fast. I'm like I am never, ever Coming back to your house again like his yo and this is legit.

Speaker 1:

Did you ever find out the story behind the people that used to live there?

Speaker 2:

No, no, that was my.

Speaker 3:

But yeah.

Speaker 2:

I mean my, it's crazy come my sister finally cuz my five cents more to Atlanta, so my sister was living there. So cuz they, they had you know how do people got like they had, since like motion detective sensors in the house, them shit used to go off all the fucking time and they used to come out. Oh, don't worry about the ghost walking around, what the fuck you mean, don't worry about it, goes I. But they was like friendly ghosts, you know, like it was only that one time where it was like that spirit, I was like rawness, but other than that, like the dog, they said the dog is normal, the dog gets up and walk around. What you?

Speaker 1:

mean the dog gets up and walk around and nobody says nothing.

Speaker 2:

No, like nobody's scared, like nobody got no dogs in my house, right so that's when I started really believing in spirits and shit like that. Like oh, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, that shit is real big, but yeah that was my. Would you do if you're in the crib in the fucking dogs Walk like two steps in foul.

Speaker 3:

Crazy part like everybody's like oh, that's just normal.

Speaker 1:

Oh, good shot shit well, it's all through yo, hey shit.

Speaker 2:

Cocktails with tea.

Speaker 3:

Oh shit, I hate her so much, oh shit. She put on a fucking shiesty. It's my time, oh my god, here we go yeah it's my time tonight.

Speaker 1:

This segment is not cocktails with tea. We're doing shots with tea. Tonight we've been shouting some good old Jamaica, the wrong Kingston 62 from the opportunity state. All right, shout out to my husband, we're talking about you make it.

Speaker 1:

All right, so I'll take a shot tonight because of course you know no advisory one thing about us. We're gonna drop some clips and we're gonna go viral growl at you know, because we have some unhinged opinions on this, on this podcast, and you know I always give unhinged comments on this podcast or whatever, and you know I really be with the shits. So of course you know we drop clips. Our wonderful CEO, he's been working his ass off this week.

Speaker 1:

He been posting clips and one one clip in particular, got you motherfuckers pissed and the clip is the size matter and of course he gets who was in the comments with gender, the men with the. So just this episode when we clip, because we and we will hit the shots on them, follow along with me. You know you're gonna be pissed off because I'm shouting out everybody in the comments and I'm going down my list right now. So that's why I got the shits. You know, because I'm really standing on business, business, first person up. Let me talk to you. King Jack, underscore official. Want to be podcast as hope your paid followers 52 subscribers. That motherfucker says size matters to us also biggie. I told that man. I said me, and you got the same lame Brian bra size. Let me say what he says. See, he said, he said I am keep the side effects going.

Speaker 1:

I'm six one one hundred seventy pounds. Another one seventy round about you, except the fat around your fucking neck. You big back bit, dumple, dimpling rolls Krispy Kreme, fat neck bit. Don't you ever your life think you ever talk to me? Now, moving along To the next one reload, reload, invader docks.

Speaker 1:

You rock heel, non-rapping ass. That's a whole. It's so innocent. Know why any nigga from the 803 thought they could talk to me? Fuck you talking about, if size matters, why is she fat? Let me tell you why I'm fat, you stupid. No-nick-ass hoe I'd like to eat. But let me tell you, was not your fucking record sales bitch? Fuck, you thought I told that man. You want Cody over those away from death. Fuck you mean bitch. Oh, so your rapping sucks you trash. Find another day job. Thank you, management. Reload you ready. Now.

Speaker 1:

This one was not as bad as the other ones, cuz he did not insult me, but you dumb as fuck. So you finna, get this shit to hit the clip Young. Why, oh you ng underscore so zen Anime basement sipping ass nerd, cuz you don't get about of it. Draws, got a skid mark. Oh, you, the other side of a damn bunion. Zero sense. No, bitch, you make zero. You make zero sense. You are zero zero. You Csl plasma line standing bitch. You got me Stupid motherfucker. He did not insult me, but you just dumb as fuck. So you get that shit.

Speaker 3:

Least Fucking, lease Stony, underscore stegosaurus, because I'm gonna give you a shout out and you at the end, let me tell you why he doesn't shout out, right?

Speaker 1:

Because he actually did not insult me. And when I explained to him what I meant, he said you know y'all funny as hell. I appreciate I'll pop in, so shout out to him. Shout out to stony underscore stegosaurus Sk.

Speaker 3:

Yes, l, I can't breathe why y'all over here encourage her man.

Speaker 1:

She just committed quadruple.

Speaker 2:

You went the fuck in.

Speaker 3:

You went in, if words.

Speaker 1:

I, you know, pisses me off. Niggas can't ever articulate with the fuck they saying without an insult, right? First of all, I want to let y'all know real quick I do not give a fuck about whatever size fat you call me, cuz I got a nigga That'll like it. Okay, he liked every role of it and he nicks every part of it, so I do not care about none of that shit. You can't articulate what you say because your penis smile like I fuck. I say you ain't got no motion in the fucking ocean. Whoa, bitch, whoa, because I had to let these shots off.

Speaker 1:

Now you, you, messed up for the other listeners that wanted a cocktail this week. All you niggas got coffins. Bitch, fuck is the funeral home. House of rose there Caught these niggas and put them in the casket form To invent a doc. You know I rap. Now how dare you double back? I'm reloading because you rock. You're rapping as nigga. Your music sucks. Graphics is giving me photo buck. You two thousand and six Invest in a lot of shit. My girl here makes great graphics. Call her because don't.

Speaker 1:

Do. All right, the graphics is giving one of those t-shirts used to get an e-sum. All, stop playing with me. Ho, stop playing with me. Hey, yo hair line fucked up to you. Damn it's really given. He looked like the niggas that go in on the snow north trying that hotel on North, trying you know how my head Valley would have. So be it, you like one of niggas that be in out there, though Don't play with me. Like I said, look at you, bitch, for the podcast page, I'm gonna make sure I post this with them. Look at the lips. Invest in a car, max bitch, and not my comments. Hoe, whoo.

Speaker 3:

Cocktails with tea yeah, but wait, but wait, it was said, going in your head like fucked up to while her wig was slipping.

Speaker 1:

That's the layer not too much. My fucking friend humble, because I get you to you don't want that.

Speaker 3:

You don't want that smoke. Yeah, what that's my tears 62 Jamaica gold we need this more.

Speaker 1:

Big up, big up. Look at the man you taking music videos in a fucking shipping container bitch. You got me fucked up. I don't mind niggas being in the comment, cuz you're gonna always have an opinion I'm never about. But don't insult me while you making your opinion, cuz now you stupid, you just pissed me off, yeah, and then, and then you pissed me off. I was hungry, bitch. And yes, now I'm hungry because I'm mad. That's a fat bitch for you. Now I'm done, let's go. Holla fucking hump, holla fucking humble humble Shit.

Speaker 3:

Humble need to holla at somebody to get you some help.

Speaker 1:

I'm in fucking therapy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, look at, look at this motherfucker, the guy that does I.

Speaker 1:

Know you to nigga from the, you to want to do the YouTube shit, fucking mentioning us all the damn time we gonna call you.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we're gonna hit you up.

Speaker 1:

We just a handle video and then shut up to people that don't be parking right, because let me tell you God, she don't want to day. Taraske mad segment. Way to clip this shit for the podcast. I'm tagging all you. I like that, like that. Sorry, let's go, jesus Christ we don't.

Speaker 2:

We have a rented humble. Do we got a holla humble? Some bite Did I do it again.

Speaker 1:

We holla rented humble, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3:

Thank y'all, gang Energy of nigga listen it's your energy tears. You gonna love this. Oh, I got a baby about Keenan.

Speaker 1:

Hey, shout out to Keenan, cuz ain't no Keenan ways, but listen, shout out to my nigga Keenan, because let's talk about it.

Speaker 3:

Okay, so first of all, I supposed to have my humble on the podcast tonight, but unfortunately she has to wake up for work in the morning.

Speaker 2:

I was gonna actually come in on call.

Speaker 1:

She was gonna call.

Speaker 3:

I wonder if she be mad at me if I call her.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she already takes you and told you she's sad.

Speaker 3:

She's supposed to be on, but she wouldn't sleep. Oh, just gonna tell her story for her this week.

Speaker 2:

Yo, I had some of my head back. I can't say it you what?

Speaker 1:

what nigga? You got the recap. Know, it's not about me.

Speaker 2:

Oh, thank God but shout out to y'all for sending me them clips about the midgets in the group. I love y'all motherfuckers. That girl in the strip, oh we. That midget.

Speaker 1:

Apparently, I take his CEO to Miami and go find his.

Speaker 3:

What the fuck would you think about saying take me to me.

Speaker 2:

No, that's no, that's like. That's really that kind like borderline disrespectful. That's his mom. But I was thinking about the shit from last week when he said about the guy in the age and she was like she's tired.

Speaker 1:

Well.

Speaker 3:

CEO. Well, wait to hear this shit.

Speaker 1:

Mama humble, here is how is my mumble?

Speaker 3:

She, she, she's a mama. Humble is of a she's really beautiful of age lady.

Speaker 1:

Mama humble got her, you know, a boot.

Speaker 2:

Stella um.

Speaker 1:

How old is Kenny?

Speaker 3:

Kenny's 28.

Speaker 1:

Now, how old are you? Humble? So it's a humble step, daddy.

Speaker 3:

First of all, that's not my fucking stuff.

Speaker 1:

Oh gee, oh gee. Would you call him oh gee, or would you? Would he just be like big dog, oh.

Speaker 3:

Y'all got jokes. Both we all got Calling him nothing. Pops funny, they got jokes anyway. Apparently Kenny been fucking the shit up my mom.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that was not on my being a car for the night. What the?

Speaker 2:

fuck is disrespectful bro.

Speaker 3:

I was a disrespectful when she was. That told me oh.

Speaker 2:

My. What is going on in this household?

Speaker 3:

I don't remember how we got on this topic. I was on the phone, her, and she said something about him that lacking in that area and having stamina, and I said my listen, my mother. Different type of relationship man, you know, we just I feel that's like my best friend, quick story.

Speaker 2:

quick, she's having her favorite child.

Speaker 3:

She didn't say that, but she.

Speaker 2:

I want to see a quick story, right quick. I like when I was coming up in apartment and my step pops was like he big Brawler guy's nigga. He was killing my mom's In the next bedroom. My mom's getting pounded. So I used to resent this nigga a lot of times, you know yeah, nigga was up.

Speaker 1:

He killed my mom, was he? Was he cooking a breakfast.

Speaker 2:

Huh, no, he don't cook, he don't do shit. Well, he didn't do shit, he just fucked my mom's and and my mom do everything and I hated him for a minute, until you know I do to love him. You know I'm saying rest, rest, rest his soul. But yeah, I don't, I don't shit, I couldn't see. I heard that I couldn't, I couldn't deal with my mom telling me that that's different.

Speaker 3:

No, I think is. I can't agree with y'all on that. I think me actually hearing it will be so much worse than telling me, me hearing it, or see, or walk in the visual your head. Yeah her telling her talking to me about it. You know what?

Speaker 1:

I'm saying that's one thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I was a kid.

Speaker 3:

But here's okay here's the thing about the situation that I. Here's the thing about the situation that I. I kind of like Right, if my mom was dating no, no, no, hear me out If my mom was dating like somebody around her age and I ever had to do something to this nigga Paul's and if I ever had to beat this nigga ass, I will feel bad. But because Keenan is in my age group, if I have to pumble this nigga, I won't feel bad. Hey, the first time this you call me son, I get on.

Speaker 1:

To be fair, that nigga gonna call you. He probably call you son of his group. Chat with his friends like yeah, but it could be my speed my seed.

Speaker 2:

It could be figure speech Like yeah, what up, son? No, and he doesn't literally mean son, but he literally no, that's in the angle.

Speaker 3:

Hold you, my mom's 28 year, 28 year old boyfriend is a nigga that can never call me son. I don't give a fuck how you mean it. You can't say what up son. I don't give no. You can't say nothing about shit, Niggah you can't even talk about the sun in the sky. Fuck that.

Speaker 1:

What if he do this? Say the big yellow thing.

Speaker 3:

I think you want me to be like you and I'm not gonna fall into your bullshit tonight. You want to see man.

Speaker 2:

You know, be mad worse if this nigga is in the crib and shit right. Hey, remember that scene on um baby boy the nigga come out in his robe, and shit, and just start choking him. He's gotta do that. He just come out, you know. You know he just did this thing. I'm not gonna disrespect, you know, he just did this thing. And come outside like Ah, in a robe on, but ass nigga done, it is Like you're like you're okay.

Speaker 3:

All right, it's gonna make some cereal.

Speaker 2:

That's her boyfriend.

Speaker 1:

It's a certain level of respect you gotta have Shout out to Keenan for real because you know, let's not shout this.

Speaker 3:

I don't even know how this nigga look.

Speaker 1:

Wait, you don't even have a medic. You know this is like. This is like an eight-part series. So next week you gotta have bring us the picture so we can see Keenan.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, we gotta see this and we gotta talk to mama.

Speaker 1:

Humble like this is the eight-part series of hollering and humble Next week is the explosive.

Speaker 2:

Okay, season finale, we need to have them both sit down on the power. Let me do a zoom, say hi to y'all meet. They're gonna be hand in hand together. Oh, I couldn't do that be. I don't know how you're doing. It's good to meet you in person, so that's tough.

Speaker 1:

That's tough. He is not like a new soldier. He brought it up. Yeah, you brought it up. It's all right, friend.

Speaker 3:

Because I mean at this point it's content got that you know what we're gonna talk about.

Speaker 1:

This Content matters.

Speaker 3:

Keenan.

Speaker 1:

We're gonna talk about this, that's some content. I cannot. He got another part what you got for us.

Speaker 3:

I don't got nothing more. Little story is Ma. Are you happy? I'm happy.

Speaker 1:

Thanks. Shout out to mama humble she goes we love her, she goes for her she goes, I'm gonna ask her.

Speaker 3:

I'm gonna ask her.

Speaker 2:

What the fuck up.

Speaker 1:

I got a question.

Speaker 3:

Okay, the facebook joint. What's the facebook joint?

Speaker 1:

She got a question for you so I did joe job for you. I just didn't know you were coming. So I asked a question on my facebook story today and the question was what's one movie that they should have never made a sequel to?

Speaker 3:

Shout out to all 40 people that comment it and I'm gonna just read y'all off Please don't. It's hollet humble, not hollet facebook.

Speaker 2:

Oh shit, it's only got one, she got.

Speaker 3:

I don't. That's the point. I don't think I don't think they ever should have made it a sequel to drum line.

Speaker 1:

Hmm, I can't agree. Nobody actually said that.

Speaker 3:

I got, you know what movie? Good burgers, another one. But even though I watched a good burger movie, it was okay Coming to America somebody are what comes America to us?

Speaker 1:

I liked it. It's funny coming to America was on that list like four times Stump. The art should never had a sequel no, had a sequel yeah, to be fair, you know the and I might be the only person that ever say this the only the movie franchise that were that, people probably will say she not have a secret. I enjoyed the sequels was bring it on, mmm, thanks.

Speaker 1:

I didn't like the last bring it on, but the other four was fire. They just did too many. Yeah, they did too humble. You might not like this one. Somebody said any fast and furious movie, fuck that, I'm all fast and furious except for Tokyo Drift. Tokyo Drift is the one that people say. Everybody can say it was not that good. Oh yeah, I was actually top three one top Drift was hard I like how they tie Tokyo Drift in towards the later movies, but the actual movie I was not a fan.

Speaker 3:

Okay, I mean, you know, man, let me talk about this for a second, oh, we hollering. They hope we're now people have to understand what's it am I? We don't give a fuck how y'all feel about it, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2:

First of all, they already had a contract for all these movies for 10 From the before the first one was even released.

Speaker 3:

There was a contract for 10 movies to be released, so all people like why they keep making fast and furious movies number one every time they make them. Y'all motherfuckers sell the theaters out.

Speaker 1:

That's not one. So why the fuck would they stop making them?

Speaker 3:

and Lucas at the same thing in the interview. He's like yeah, we're making billions of fucking dollars. Why would we stop?

Speaker 1:

I'll stop making these movies. I ain't a lot of movies, entertaining as fuck, okay. The space in a car?

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it got a little out of hand, little ridiculous, absolutely.

Speaker 1:

but that shit keeps selling out every goddamn time to be fair, after recipes they really thought the franchise is gonna go down, which, I ain't gonna lie, I did too little because I ain't gonna lie, power is a great actor and he really was a big part of that. I said forget about a cuckoo, listen, he was a great actor. I love Paul Walker and I missed him a lot because I really think he, these movies are amazing, but I think Him still being alive, probably the movies will be still great with him.

Speaker 1:

I do miss his presence. However, this says a lot when they can keep this franchise going and keep it going without him. It doesn't feel like he was never there, but it just feel like he didn't need to be there because you know why?

Speaker 2:

Because the basis is not around the actors.

Speaker 1:

Yes, this is around the cars.

Speaker 2:

Yes so that's why it's easy to you know you could replace a Paul Walker or somebody else, because the cars is really makes the movie.

Speaker 1:

But shut up to them because I did cry during that last scene of the last movie he was in, when they, when the car went off, into like the love In that motherfucker boy. I cry, I cry and I think everybody, I think everybody had an emotional reaction. I think everybody had an emotional reaction to that.

Speaker 3:

It's like what the fuck are y'all doing bro? I don't think I've ever been hitting my feels like when I was sitting in the movie theater watching that shit I was like, yeah, I really I'm not.

Speaker 1:

I'm sad when celebrities you know die. I get killed and stuff. I'm sad. I think the only time I've ever been that sad is when Kobe died for real, cuz I Ain't gonna let shit took the breath.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, kobe, that's my friend.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna hold you.

Speaker 3:

It took the cake for me.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, I was sad. And if she shot, you know the crazy part is the nipsy shit. I surprise our house.

Speaker 3:

I was like the day after nipsy hustle got killed, I quit my job because I was sitting at work like I feel sick to my stomach.

Speaker 1:

I was already going through shit with the job like that.

Speaker 3:

After that I was like fuck this shit. Yo, I can't do this. I got live my dream. Fuck this job. Like life too short.

Speaker 1:

Fuck this shit, that's how nip-deaf made me feel like, like I said, that power walking shit was the only shit other than Kobe cuz when Kobe died, I ain't allowed. I was fucked up for weeks I was fucked up a little.

Speaker 2:

Everybody was, I just.

Speaker 1:

I just. You know it's crazy as we're saying it, but, like you know, when I was by myself on when you go on to sleep. I just kept thinking about him, his daughter in a helicopter in the last moments.

Speaker 2:

That's right, because that shit plays in your head, I guess so many.

Speaker 1:

What was they doing?

Speaker 2:

Did he clutch up? Remember they had?

Speaker 1:

those like reports coming out at this time, and I don't know if this is ever. Yeah well, they found their body Clutching to each other, like you know like, but just even having that narrative in the back of your mind, whether it was. False or true at the time like just hearing it repeatedly, it's like that plays into the yeah. That's.

Speaker 2:

That's one of the saddest is a horrible way to go out, though.

Speaker 1:

Because you die your impact, so you feel nothing.

Speaker 3:

No, you can't do nothing, you're about to die you know, say, if I go, I gotta be instant.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to know, it's gonna be.

Speaker 1:

I think that's why I kept thinking about it, because, as a father and your daughter, your child, as your as a parent, your child that is so how do you?

Speaker 2:

cuz you know you probably clutching her to like I'm I'm trying to save you, but you know it was inevitable. You know that's crazy yeah.

Speaker 1:

Paul Walker's death definitely hit me. So I'm off of fast, furious movies, I you know, and even I will say the spin-offs could have been a little better. Cuz Hobbs and Shaw was not that yeah, that was. But the actual movies, like I enjoy them and people enjoy them, cuz they be selling down the box office every time.

Speaker 2:

They do. Speaking the movies, I have to give a shout out to Book of Clarence. Was it good? If you're having watched it, I don't know why people are deeming it a comedy. It is not a comedy, people. The shit is some real life shit. Well, you know the like it's a great movie.

Speaker 1:

The filmmakers have dubbed it as a dramedy, so it is kind of isn't, but it's not a comedy at all.

Speaker 2:

That's a thing. Like you know, they're smoking a little weed and shit like that, but nothing really about the movie was funny like it was real, like it was some. You know it was not to give away the movie, but it's stuff that we go through today, like in terms of like people just hating, you know Hating and but the thing about it is it turned into a hating situation to like a real life situation, you know. So that's what made it that much good, you know better, but it was a great movie. Man shout out to the actors as that was in a.

Speaker 2:

Tiana Taylor was in there. Yeah, had a pivotal role. She had a real pivotal role in that movie. You wouldn't think from the initial scene that she had. You wouldn't think the role that she had after that scene You're like, oh shit, tiana Taylor, like yo, that is a great from the, from the beginning to the end, the way it ended. It's just like you know. It to me is like for people, it gives people like that belief because Not to give it away too much heated and believe. You know, until he believed. You know spoiler alert yeah, but it was a great. I went there by myself because you know I'm divorced, so I went there by myself.

Speaker 3:

Okay well that wraps up this week's session of holla at humble speaking of divorce.

Speaker 1:

Um, it's just, we're talking about movies. Another great movie I want to go see I didn't go see color purple.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, I kept hearing about that, a color purple, bombed.

Speaker 1:

It was great.

Speaker 3:

No, it was great. I that's what I heard, but I heard that she bombed the numbers were terrible.

Speaker 1:

Well, I think um, but uh, what you?

Speaker 2:

call the numbers was terrible too. Book of clearing the most numbers was terrible too.

Speaker 3:

I didn't say it was a bad movie. I think about it for both of those movies.

Speaker 1:

There was not a lot of marketing for that.

Speaker 3:

No color, purple got hella promotion. Are you serious?

Speaker 1:

It got hella promotion right before it was come out, because I've never seen, but not because you know they were doing that. Um, they had that strike going on for the longest and you for promoting the movie you supposed to get at least I've been seeing shit about color purple for like, yeah, and you know, no, you've been hearing about it, but not actual marketing.

Speaker 1:

Promo. Promo only started like a month before the movie came out. That's a useful for movies. You market at least four to five, six months before, and book of clearance too because of that strike, so for them to have terrible marketing. But the movie is great. I mean is, um, if you've seen the color purple, you have seen the movie. But because this is a musical in the music musical it is Wait, wait, wait. Though Let me. Let me give you my opinion, because the play I think people are confused the movie, this new color purple, is an adaption of the Broadway play, so it's not the actual film and there's two different things. I want people to understand that and the English teacher and me be pissed off when people be talking an adaption of a Broadway play, an actual film, two totally different things. Okay, a film is a film, was the original film. The Broadway play is based off of the film, but it's written differently by the director is written as a musical.

Speaker 1:

Yes, and in a different point of view of the actual film. So this film right here, the second color, purple is based off of the Broadway the director's play and it is as a musical in there. But it's not overpowering, because I am not a musical person. I hate musicals. The only musical I probably will watch is pitch perfect and pitch perfect. You know Dorma, dia, yeah, or media. How the fuck do we get on this topic? We were talking about movies, but. But I will say that this is not an overpowering musical. It's more acting than music, honestly, but it's labeled as a musical and everybody did a good job, except For Russell's wife, because why do they can't see era in that role? Wait, sierra's in the movie, yes.

Speaker 2:

I don't know. I'm gonna go see it now.

Speaker 1:

No, and she's only in like five minutes of the movie but it was just.

Speaker 2:

I was like a Beyonce to me as far as acting it was unnecessary.

Speaker 1:

But you know who body they roll for real. The girl who played Clara. The girl played what Oprah's um? Role in original role in the movie. And then Taraji P Hanson and sugar every goddamn Taraji P Fucking Hanson.

Speaker 2:

She's a Taraji P.

Speaker 1:

Oh my god, to watch that movie and then understand why she was pissed off about that pay. I get it because she acted her ass off in that bitch.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, because she was talking about yeah, the um. I mean, I mean that's been going on in Black Hollywood for a long time. Let's not say Hollywood, black Hollywood for a long time. The black actors and actresses are very underpaid as compared to they, they, they, they counterparts, um. So yeah, I mean we need equal pay for these black actresses and actresses Shout out to Black Hollywood.

Speaker 1:

It's a lot of great movies coming out from Blacks.

Speaker 2:

American fiction is a good movie.

Speaker 1:

I heard that's in the theaters right now. And then there's a lot of black tv shows coming out. I can't remember. I just saw one.

Speaker 3:

You know what I would have loved to get to my next question? Y'all niggas is rambling about these fucking movies.

Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah, another one yes.

Speaker 3:

This is shit. I'm like oh god damn it.

Speaker 1:

God damn it. Y'all niggas is going on and on about this fucking movie shit, let me, let me let me because, let me, let me tell you, you be moving slow as fuck when you be in the mood for it. You be moving so slow so we be thinking you be done. Yeah, I don't be done.

Speaker 3:

I'll be moving slow, because your mother fucking started talking about one thing and y'all go off for 27 minutes. We've been sitting here talking about movies for how long now? I ain't gonna say another question. Okay, from a question of what sequel shouldn't have been done, and now we got on this shit.

Speaker 1:

No, y'all, don't sit back, y'all two motherfuckers in the conference. I ain't saying shit is Sit y'all, asses up how, let home be.

Speaker 3:

We done. Fuck, I got one more. Since I can't do three, I niggas the talk for 80s.

Speaker 1:

Who knew you had three? I always have three, my bad.

Speaker 3:

I'm not gonna go to the beach. Grow up, Terris. Grow the fuck up.

Speaker 1:

So you can't see shit. What's the question?

Speaker 3:

If you could design your perfect love and your perfect lifestyle, how would you do it?

Speaker 2:

And I say I wouldn't because I can't breathe.

Speaker 3:

You're an idiot. I say I wouldn't because I feel like love and life should be bought to you, and if you could design it, I don't think it would be ideal for me.

Speaker 2:

Wait, say the question again.

Speaker 3:

If you could design your perfect love and your perfect lifestyle, how would you design?

Speaker 2:

it If I could design my perfect love and perfect lifestyle.

Speaker 1:

That was a good question. I agree with you. I don't think you can design your life. You probably can design a love for me.

Speaker 2:

I mean, no, you could design your lifestyle, because you design your lifestyle as you perceive it. So you can design it, because everybody got ambitions and dreams, or like I want the Bentley and I want the Picket Fin, so that's designing your lifestyle. But is that a reality? Maybe if you get enough money to do it? Yeah, I would say, for me it would be designing my perfect love, or just be a woman that is very supportive of me and that's some shit I'm going through with my ex-wife right now. And the perfect lifestyle would be with the family. You know what I mean? The family enjoying the fruits of the labor. That would be the design lifestyle.

Speaker 1:

Like not working and stuff yeah.

Speaker 2:

You know what I'm saying. I get that and you know.

Speaker 1:

I think, as everybody goes though, you don't want to work, you don't want your family to be wanting for nothing, right? You just want to relax and have fun with your family.

Speaker 2:

Enjoy the fruits of the labor. Just get them checks coming in, spend them checks, deposit them checks, save them checks. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1:

Not them CSL checks.

Speaker 2:

No, not those.

Speaker 1:

In favorite stocks you know CSL Plasma. That's fine, you be at the one in Rock Hill.

Speaker 3:

How you?

Speaker 1:

know, because I know that nigga you seen that nigga lips, yeah, so that was a no-obstructed exclusive.

Speaker 2:

That was how that happened. I am separated and I am getting divorced.

Speaker 1:

Get the bomb on him, both of y'all, she gonna drop me.

Speaker 2:

Huh, she watch this. She gonna drop Visit that.

Speaker 1:

I don't know. Drop the bomb on her face Out of here. Wow, ceo is now divorced Out of here. Not check?

Speaker 2:

But it is.

Speaker 1:

Separated, yeah, separated, but we're not separated.

Speaker 2:

Because we live in the same house. We're still in the same house Because in North Carolina you have to be separated for at least a year To be legally separated.

Speaker 1:

So Not separated, no we just legally filed for divorce.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, so you know, we just verbally separated, you're still sleeping in the same bed. No, I sleep in my daughter's bed.

Speaker 1:

Wow, I don't think I would have told anybody that. Huh, so y'all would have told anybody that?

Speaker 2:

No, my daughter sleep in our bed and.

Speaker 3:

I sleep in her bed. You keep your baby out of her bed. No, she said you and the wife is roommates at this point.

Speaker 2:

No, no, no the ex-wife.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they said this point.

Speaker 2:

Wow, yep.

Speaker 1:

Well, you heard it here first no exclusives CEO.

Speaker 3:

McLean yeah, he had to. He bought a dark cloud over this bitch. I ain't gonna hold you. Yeah, I'm ready to go to bed now Advisory no.

Speaker 1:

Exclusive CEO McLean now Advisory no.

Speaker 2:

Exclusive. What If you can help it, if you find the right partner?

Speaker 3:

Advisory no Exclusive.

Speaker 2:

Get married if you find the right partner. But really, marriage is really overrated. Yo, I've learned that it's really overrated. I thought it was the right thing to do, will will. Not the right thing to do.

Speaker 1:

Will Terris take shots next week? Will Humble finally meet Keenan? Will CEO meet his new wife? Find out here on Dragon Policy. Hey, and on that note, it's your boy, ceo McLean, it's your girl Trapsey. It's Serious Unscripted.

Speaker 3:

The world's most humble.

Speaker 1:

Fuck y'all niggas. Yeah Peace, wow no.

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