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Navigating Love, Scandals, and Expectations: From Celebrity Drama to Relationship Real Talk
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What do you do when you’re caught between a baby daddy and another man in the house? Brace yourselves for a wild ride as we kick off this episode of NoAdvisory Podcast with some impromptu rap battles and spicy banter about New York that quickly turns into a heated exchange! As we navigate through our hilarious mix-ups and explicit humor, stick around as we spill the tea on "Nigga Day," share our gripes about holiday pay, and give a special shoutout to our buddy Noel at Strongman Auto Repair for saving our wheels. We also welcome our guest Alex and reflect on the importance of asking for help and self-care.
Ever wondered what happens when celebrity scandals unfold? Get ready for some shocking revelations as we congratulate Ella Mai on her baby bump and discuss her appearance at a Boston Celtics celebration. We also dive into the adorable viral moment with Jason Tatum and his son, Deuce. But the plot thickens with Justin Timberlake's recent DUI arrest in the Hamptons—complete with erratic driving and unexpected substances in his system. As if that’s not enough, we explore the struggles of child actors like Marques Houston and how typecasting has affected their careers, prompting a broader discussion about its impact on black actors versus their white counterparts.
Relationships can be a minefield, and we've got the crazy stories to prove it! From debating relationship deal-breakers like having too many kids or being jobless to recounting outrageous domestic disputes, you won't want to miss our candid insights. We share awkward and humorous moments that shine a light on what really matters in a partnership. Plus, we toast to Juneteenth with a shift from high-energy shots to a more refined wine vibe. Whether it's navigating personal expectations, the importance of being seen authentically, or the dynamics of enduring friendships, this episode has it all. Tune in for a blend of laughter, controversy, and real talk about the complexities of modern relationships.
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Speaker 1I'm gonna make my feet on the beat, traps, hit on the beat, but y'all know I ain't no rapper though. Yeah, let's get it. Me and my gang, we up in it, yeah.
Speaker 2Cheers y'all. This is the most dangerous cool normal bossy podcast. Your boy Sil.
Speaker 1McClain, it's your girl. Trapsy, it's Terrence Unscripted.
Speaker 2She hiding her my mouth. Wow, why would?
Speaker 1you say that Because I'm not. I'm a little tipsy, though, because I like to drink.
Speaker 2What's the Young MA song?
Speaker 1I'm a little twitch, I'm a little shit you don't even know your name.
Speaker 2That's your city. That's your city. Don't say it no more, man, fuck New York. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, fuck New York.
Speaker 1You got some New Yorkers in here. Fuck New York, I don't give a fuck about none of that.
Speaker 2You know what we're going to do what?
Speaker 1Cut the mic off, cut my mic off, I don't care about none of that shit. Fuck New York, fuck Brooklyn, oh wow, fuck the Bronx, fuck Long.
Speaker 2Island. So in this episode of no Bazzi Podcast, it's just me. You're not going to hear no audio from these two young ladies, you're just going to see the motions. Y'all better learn some sign language. I tried to teach y'all the other episode and y'all was laughing. Now you're going to need to learn that bitch. Fuck, brooklyn, fuck. Oh see, I was just being comfortable, you done. Huh, see, I'm about to disconnect your mic, you good. Okay, I got some more of that.
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Speaker 2Henny Punch, the Henny Punch.
Speaker 4Shout out to the Henny Punch, henny Punch-a-thon.
Speaker 2What's the name of it? What's the name of it? D? What's the name of it? Huh, no, what's the name of it? Punch a train, oh, punch a train. This is knocking my ass out.
Speaker 1Yeah, because that's how I'm going to feel. I keep drinking this shit, wait a minute. But before we get into our banter, I always got to remind y'all to like and subscribe, because we're on Spotify, youtube, apple Music, apple Podcasts, google Play, black People.
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Speaker 1No.
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Speaker 1We are on FanDuel, though, but we're not on Pornhub.
Speaker 2FanDuel.
Speaker 1On Midgethub, we're on BetMGM, we're on PrizePix. You know I got all the shit. Y'all hit me up If y you know what I'm saying, but we on Black People Meet.
Speaker 2We on Midget, on Midgetcom.
Speaker 1No, we're not, and you're gonna piss me off.
Speaker 2I put the logo and tonight's the wrong time To piss me off. I put the logo on there already.
Speaker 1She on that puncher train, I'm on that puncher train.
Speaker 2She gonna puncher train. That's crazy and it is.
Speaker 1It is nigga day. Happy nigga day.
Speaker 2Happy nigga day. Yes, if you wasn.
Speaker 1I actually was not off today.
Speaker 2You wasn't on for niggas day.
Speaker 1Nope, I had to take care of children. Today you did. My homegirls had to work and they didn't get holiday pay. Yeah, they didn't get holiday pay, but you want to know.
Speaker 2Who's their employer? Shout them out, you know, in a bad way, novant.
Speaker 1I need my money, huh, novant.
Speaker 2Novant, it's a hospital and a fucking staff People still get sick. People still get sick.
Speaker 1If you're down with Novant fuck you too, all right, but no, for real, though, my job. I can't say fuck them, because I need that job, but what y'all know, I'm off for July 4th in the field. That's crazy right. That's crazy. That's Juneteenth off.
Speaker 2Oh, what's the first initial in the ploy here?
Speaker 1I can't tell y'all because I need a job until I change my job All right, all right, all right. Well fuck.
Speaker 2Whoever y'all is, y'all got to give us that deal, but y'all want to hear it.
Speaker 1Just give all the niggas off. Can we give a shout out To who? Shout out to the nigga that fixed is, but let's give them a round of applause.
Speaker 2I came for final applause. I'm sorry it's too late.
Speaker 1Anyway, shout out to Noel at Strongman Auto Repair because he fixed my car. The dealership was trying to charge me $1,300 to fix my car Never go to the dealership to fix anything and listen, I about cried in the parking lot and that mustard seed was not mustering right and something told me to ask for help, because I'm not good with asking for help for real.
Speaker 2My friends will tell you, so you ask Jeeves.
Speaker 1No, can I, because I can I. You're not going to humble me, bitch.
Speaker 2I'm not going to humble you. Stop interrupting me and shit I'm humbling you.
Speaker 1No, you're not.
Speaker 2Not humble, but humble Anyway.
Speaker 1Okay, my friend said I always got to give them a shout out. Also shout out, my best friend Alex is in the building. Y'all Hi.
Speaker 2Alex, oh, my God, oh, so she's not a.
Speaker 1Hoochie. She's a Sub-Saharan Dairy, not a Hoochie.
Speaker 2Oh, Sub-Dairy.
Speaker 1Yeah, we know, you know A what? Wait, what did you just say Sub-Dairy? I always said that I always do for other people but never do for myself. So I asked for help and somebody put me on to Strongman Auto Repair. His name is Noel. He's from the Caribbean, the Virgin Islands to be exact. He's from where the Caribbean, the Virgin Islands Say it again. You're going to piss me off. So bad the Caribbean.
Speaker 2Anyway, because you said it fucked up the first time.
Speaker 1The Caribbean time because it's that punch train anyway punch train he came. He's a mobile mechanic, so he came to my house. He fixed my water punk within an hour and a half, damn, and he test drove my shit to make sure it worked. He would not leave until that shit works shit.
Speaker 2What's his number? I need his number. I will put it on on the screen.
Speaker 1I'm gonna send it to our cameraman. Put on the screen. But listen, he comes to you, he travels, he's a mobile mechanic and he's a weightlifter. He, he does diet plans. I mean, he's everything.
Speaker 2That nigga was diesel. Yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 1He had a small shirt on.
Speaker 2Nah, he had a big shirt on and a muscle shirt.
Speaker 1He from the islands though, so he had his little boots on. It was hot as fuck when he from again the islands. What? You said Look at him being this nigga put up in his workman right Y'all. He put out a work table. He put out two signs. One he put in front of my driveway and one at the top of the street.
Speaker 2Oh, he on it, he on it, he put out a chair, a stereo system a waters.
Speaker 1He put out snacks and shit.
Speaker 6I said oh he, professional Way. The nigga had snacks.
Speaker 1He had home of a garage. I swear to God I Nobody else for nothing.
Speaker 2He do breaks AC oil check diagnostic I'm going to put him on.
Speaker 1I told him I was going to put him on, shout out his business name again Strongman Auto Repair. Strongman Auto Repair yeah, okay, noel, he said call him. He's available from 8 am to 8 pm. He travel to you.
Speaker 2You can come to him, listen, he do it all that.
Speaker 1nigga came with snacks so the dealership was going to charge me $1300 all in total I paid for the part and then he charged me $295, so all in total I paid $432 and what was wrong with? The car again I need a new fucking water pump shout out to him, so shout out to him.
Speaker 2Y'all, that's an $800 difference oh my god, dealerships naturally going to fucking hit you in your ass. And guess what?
Speaker 1because they labor already like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2Yeah them niggas.
Speaker 1That's their minimum labor, that's what he's saying that's what he's explaining to me. So shout out to Noel. I told him I was going to give him a shout out. I'm going to clip this shit for IG so y'all can go follow him for real because he need.
Speaker 2Oh, you're calling TikTok, yes.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Shout out to Noel.
Speaker 2Yeah, he came with snacks. What kind of snacks?
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, like.
Speaker 2Was it chocolate chips, some chocolate.
Speaker 1No, it was hot, as hell them chocolates gone melt.
Speaker 2No M&M's, probably like chips and stuff. Yeah, we, the only chocolate he had, you said we.
Speaker 1The only chocolate. How would, oh shit Nah.
Speaker 2I'm just playing, I'm telling somebody.
Speaker 1Who you going to yeah let's go the. Caribbean, the Caribbean. Alexa play Wait, what is it? The?
Speaker 3Caribbean.
Speaker 1Alexa play Wannabe by Megan, thee Stallion and Gorilla. Yeah, because what? What are you talking about, chubby?
Speaker 2birthday. That's what we got.
Speaker 1Damn. I don't really feel like it y'all what you mean.
Speaker 2What you mean? She fucked up. She about to get up and walk out.
Speaker 1You. Okay, I'm going to do it though. Yeah, I'm going to do this. Okay, you'll get through this. Okay, we got this. It's just a lot of birthdays today, Damn that whole paper. So stick with me, okay, you girls club.
Speaker 2Oh, tell me about that, that's my um.
Speaker 1She turned 40, she turned 40 she looked good to be 40.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, fuck her up. Next, zoe saldana. Who's that? Oh, come on, come on. Oh, the colombiana. Oh yeah, yeah, give her. Yeah, she's like 46, she's 36 wow, funny marco the comedian.
Speaker 1He turned 31. Funny marco, 31. Okay. Jordanoole basketball player turned 25.
Speaker 2Jordan Poole is funniest.
Speaker 1Jordan Poole, the one that got knocked out by Draymond. That nigga went to the Washington.
Speaker 2Wizards and started doing and one mixtapes and shit over there. That nigga crazy son, that nigga crazy. That's the one Draymond hit right that shit crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah, that shit wild. I didn't know he did that.
Speaker 2Yo, that nigga was on the playground just doing shit in Washington and then not giving a fuck. He was in the huddle they doing plays and they go over there like Yo, he's crazy. But shout out to that nigga how old is he 25.
Speaker 1That's wild, yo, he's crazy. But shout out to that nigga 25. Damn that nigga gets immaturity. That's why he ain't mature yet, alright alright, up next Paula Abdul.
Speaker 2Everybody should know that's a trans no, who's that?
Speaker 1Paula Abdul, she's a choreographer, but she's most known for her making the band with Diddy.
Speaker 2Oh her can I ask a question? Why?
Speaker 1you always gotta go to the fucking left. What do you mean? Why you gotta go to the left? What made you say is that a trans? Because what's the trans name? And is that Abdul?
Speaker 2No, no, that's RuPaul. Oh, that's RuPaul. Oh, okay, it's RuPaul Paula. I mean they kind of sound the same.
Speaker 1They're not the same at all, fucking confused. Go ahead man, no Diddy.
Speaker 2Okay, you're not a trans, Paula. What's her name? Paula?
Speaker 1Abdul. She was on America Idol, that shit sound like a trans name, paula Abdul.
Speaker 2Don't it sound like a trans name?
Speaker 1No, yo, you gotta chill Paula Abdul. Alright, we gonna go ahead and move on.
Speaker 2Now I know, making the band check, I thought it was the RuPaul trans.
Speaker 1She was on American Idol. American Idol One of the first judges on. American.
Speaker 2Idol. She wasn't on.
Speaker 1American Idol.
Speaker 4She's a choreographer.
Speaker 6We are 9, 50, and 60.
Speaker 1She's not the black girl. She's not the black girl. She's like Latinos. Latinos who the fuck is this girl? Google?
Speaker 2Siri. Siri, you are 60 years old.
Speaker 1Who is Paula Abdul? You are 65 years old, because y'all older than her I know her as a dancer. Yeah, she did yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, she sang that song. No, no, no. Oh yeah, Y'all oldest.
Speaker 1He still don't know the song.
Speaker 2I know the song If you want to help me to get there? I know the song that was her. Oh, so that's not the trans, my bad.
Speaker 1I can't, I can't wait to quit this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3I'm with you, friend. I'm with you on that. I can't wait to quit this fucking podcast.
Speaker 1I'm with you, friend, I quit this shit.
Speaker 5Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1Last birthday Dirk Nowitzki.
Speaker 2That's a black ass man he turned 46.
Speaker 5He's still young, that man, black at heart.
Speaker 1He be coming in to the games with the wrapped up plate and a full. I know his wife be making that fried fish before he go to the game.
Speaker 2That nigga retired like eight years ago.
Speaker 1She talking about when he was. That was when.
Speaker 2She didn't emphasize that. I didn't hear what she said.
Speaker 1Everybody should know this man is retired by now.
Speaker 2Sit your ass down.
Speaker 1Everybody should know. This man has been retired by now.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm about to say, because the way she was saying it, she was like yeah, the nigga just came in, what'd you say? Say it again he came in with what? I quit this podcast.
Speaker 1This is my resignation. I swear to God, say what he came in with. I'm finna start a podcast with other people With the Hoochies. The Hoochies are starting a podcast. I'm going to make a diss record about that. I'm going to go to whoever's a rival podcast. Whoever hate no advisory, hire me she said she's going to go to what was the one that the name, that self-advanced oh Yo.
Speaker 2Damn no approval.
Speaker 1Yeah, all right. Maybe y'all talk about that shit. No approval.
Speaker 4Y'all see her.
Speaker 1She's so fucking fast. Legit the same, Like the logo was damn new the same.
Speaker 2No approval, the covers was damn new the same yo let me tell you a quick story about that.
Speaker 5No, no no, let me take a shot.
Speaker 2So somebody came to me. It was like yo, this guy wanted to come like get on whatever some shit he was doing. And he was like nah, nigga South Amelia. He's like, yeah, he had a podcast, oh, cool Something. No, no, I was like no approval. He's like yeah, I was like, oh yeah, I just gave him a story, yeah. So he just came up. That was like four weeks ago, a month. Oh, this was recent. Yeah, it was recent Chad. Give me all that, all right let's get into some hot topics. Yes.
Speaker 1So if y'all may or may not know, the Boston Celtics are.
Speaker 3Yes. Round of applause for the.
Speaker 1Boston Celtics. They are the 2024 NBA champions.
Speaker 2They have the most championships in NBA history.
Celebrity Scandals and Revelations
Speaker 1Yes, they actually officially surpassed the Lakers for most NBA championships in history. Go Celtics. But that wasn't also some news that we found out that night. Because, girl, talk about it, clock that to you, let's talk about it, okay. So y'all know it's been a rumor that Jason Tatum and Ella Mae have been a couple since like 2020.
Speaker 2Ah, well, she pregnant.
Speaker 1Ella Mae so listen. So there were two separate videos that were recently posted, the first was LMA. Yes, the first was LMA in the tunnel as the players was going back and she had on a Jason Tatum jersey, visible belly, as if she's about due Like she's at least like six seven, eight months pregnant.
Speaker 1She is no hot in that baby. Then there was a second video later released that shows her in. I guess like some type of club or party. It looked like to be the official after party of the celebration for the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 5Pregnant as hell.
Speaker 1She's clearly walking through this camera and you see her on the side angle, belly, big as hell, talking to some guy. That looks like security and then the video ends, but it is clear that Ella. Mai is pregnant and I want to say congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
Speaker 2What I want to do for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1This is. I forgot what's her name Brittany or something like that. I forgot her name.
Speaker 2You said who.
Speaker 1His other little boy Deuce.
Speaker 2Oh, the other kid. The only kid we don't care. That's a child man Shout out to Deuce.
Speaker 1No, we said we don't care about his mama.
Speaker 2Oh, they care about his mama, yeah.
Speaker 1We love. Deuce, deuce actually had a viral moment after the celebration too. He ran on the court and he embraced his father as his father was lightning in over in tears celebrating and he hugged his dad, and then his dad picked him up and tossed him. As he tossed him in the air, the confetti fell down, and that was like another viral moment too. So it was a lot of viral moments from this Boston Celtics win Jason.
Speaker 2Tatum is winning in life right now. What I want to say on that is please stop trying to pin Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown against each other. Let these two niggas just play basketball and be great on a grade 16. Because y'all niggas always want to create these narratives when these niggas is doing good and say, well, he won MVP and this nigga's there, dude, fuck that. Who cares? The niggas won a championship and they did it as a team, with teammates that was around them, and they did it together. So stop trying to change that narrative and put these niggas against each other Please stop.
Speaker 1We ain't going to do that. Over here, we're rooting for everyone in black.
Speaker 2We are Well, Jason Taven is what?
Speaker 1Don't even get started because you know you're going to a spiel. So, everybody, we're going to go into a spiel. You know how you do. You know how you do about race and mixed people. We don't have time. We don't have time.
Speaker 2What is he? It's what.
Speaker 1Well, let's talk about another mixed man, Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2Because Justin Timberlake and my freaking brother, justin Timberlake, you can come to the barbecue anytime.
Speaker 1I've been waiting for you to dive into this one, go ahead. So the other day, justin Timberlake was arrested by the New York Police Department for a DUI. Now, first of all, let me tell you he was in the Hamptons. He was arrested because he was seen not being able to stay in his lane. He ran a stop sign number two when the cop pulled him over. He was visibly drunk, like he had glassy eyes, and the cop says and as you're saying this, I know swish go put the picture.
Speaker 1So I watch out, I look at the picture, look at the picture. Okay, the cop said he immediately smells alcohol on his breath the minute he tries to open his mouth. To make matters worse, justin Timberlake's friends pull up to the scene to try to convince the cop to not arrest Justin Timberlake because he's Justin Timberlake. And the cop is like nah, he's going down. So the cop gives him this field sobriety test. He fails.
Speaker 1So, the cop says well, let me give you a breathalyzer test, he denies it. Okay, so his ass gets locked up.
Speaker 5okay, see, you know I've been waiting for this part.
Speaker 4Can you tell there is a report now I don't wanna. Can you tell the listeners what he?
Speaker 1I don't wanna mispronounce anything you want me to read exactly what this report says. Justin timberlake allegedly had traces of mo Poppers, trevada and Coke in his bloodstream. God damn, you're his DWR. Now, when you see this picture, you're going to be like yeah.
Speaker 5I can see all of that. Can somebody look up?
Speaker 1Truvada please. Yeah, because you know what? Somebody look up Truvada Just say Siri, this is crazy. No, we're not saying.
Speaker 2Siri. Oh, it's the quickest shit, hey Siri.
Speaker 1Oh, wow what is it?
Speaker 2What is Truvada?
Speaker 1Truvada says it's an HIV antiviral.
Speaker 4What.
Speaker 2Whoa, whoa, whoa. That can't be it. Whoa no, because when I searched listen.
Speaker 1When I searched Tru and poppers right, but I only did Truvada. What's the first thing that pops up? Brand name Truvada.
Speaker 5It's crazy. Is that how you spell it, though?
Speaker 1Yes, it's crazy that you said that, because I wanted to lead you to that point. Y'all heard that shit right? That man had HIV antiviral medicine and poppers, you got HIV? No, it's basically like a prep medicine. So basically you take it before you have unprotected sex with the same sex to prevent getting HIV With the same sex.
Speaker 2Yes, Nah, you got to kick that nigga off now that nigga off. Wait, wait, wait wait wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1Let me read you what it says, says, and this is coming from the CDC right this is this is coming from the CDC, so you know this. The government now they said Truvada is now being used to prevent HIV infection. When you take Truvada to prevent HIV infection, doctors refer to this as pre-exposure prophylactics or PrEP. I just want to know. I just want the people to know.
Speaker 1I just want the people to know where this shit. This shit broke here first on no Advising Terrence, because I told y'all I knew Molly Coke Papa's Intro you know what that makes so much sense why the LBGT community was like happy Pride Month. Yeah, it's all clicking now that nigga just came from Studio 54. I swear to God, I swear to God, that nigga was Happy Pride Month, justin. We love you, jt Doom doom, doom, doom, doom.
Speaker 2He's standing with all sides, justin.
Speaker 1What's the what's the what's the what's the law or the intro.
Speaker 2Justin. I'm disappointed in you, Justin. So this nigga was taking Preventative measures, just in case.
Speaker 1But you know, think about it.
Speaker 5He on molly he on poppers, he on all these hallucinogenic drugs.
Speaker 1He might not know. He might be like damn, I might slip up and get a dick in the ass. I don't know. Slip up and get a dick in the ass is nasty work. That's nasty work, yo. What the? That is nasty ass work, boy.
Speaker 2Hey listen, I don't Listen, listen. And this is why his friends came and said listen, niggas, please don't drug test this man. Please don't drug test this nigga, because if this shit get out and niggas know what that shit is, it's over for JT. Jt, if you watching this man, please come on to advisory again but we gotta shout out to Cat Williams, cause Cat Williams said this shit. He said 2024 is going up for everybody in 2024.
Speaker 1Truvada, that's the first topic. I wonder what's next. That's crazy that's crazy.
Speaker 2That's nasty work. I'm about to make a soundbite. That's nasty work.
Speaker 1I wonder what's next. What's the next topic? Franco, oh man. I got to get off JT before I start talking shit yeah boy.
Speaker 2I said I wait and I said initially he's invited to the cookout of barbecue.
Speaker 1I don't know, but that music's still fire.
Speaker 2But we don't know.
Speaker 1We still got to wait for the official toxicology report Because that's only been allegedly. That's the claim.
Speaker 2I don't even know what the real toxicology report is. If that is just preliminary, imagine what the fuck they're going to find this shit.
Speaker 1I wonder you know. No, don't do it Please. If the people find me, what is going to be in my system?
Speaker 4I don't know, oh shit.
Speaker 1Alcohol. I know Boopers. What is boopers?
Speaker 2I don't know Whatever peppers is, what is it? Poppers, poppers. I don't take that, I don't need that I don't need that, I don't even know what poppers are. Didn't have poppers in his system. Know his PR team is on it. His PR team put that shit out.
Speaker 1Nah, we gotta negate that.
Speaker 2Yeah, something came out, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1A popper. So for people who don't know a popper is like um, it's like a version of Say hey, siri, help you out. No, I'm trying to figure out the best way to say it. Is it like ecstasy? Yeah, it's kind of like an ecstasy, but not as strong. Is it like a little dolphin pill? Yeah, so you didn't have none of those in there. It's like a dolphin pill.
Speaker 2Yeah, but is that? That shit says Pornhub News? That's what that said. That says Pink News.
Speaker 1Pink News. No, justin Timberlake didn't have poppers in his system when he was arrested, or HIV or drugs.
Speaker 2That's not a. Is that site Pink News? Google Pink News. Hey Siri, Poppers are like a dolphin pill.
Speaker 1It kind of gets you there, yeah.
Speaker 2It was a pink pill.
Speaker 1Yeah, Listen people. There's nothing wrong with sexual enhancement drugs.
Speaker 2Pretty much.
Speaker 1Let's be real, because half of y'all that's watching this and listening to y'all was on them honeypack and putting that shit in lamb chops, so I don't want to hear shit. You know I'm saying y'all was doing that shit. There's nothing wrong with that. I think you should go a little too far and take some shit. Y'all ever heard the pink pussycat one? You know the people. It's another one. They got a new version, the pink pussycat too.
Speaker 2Wait, what is that Really? What is it?
Speaker 1Well, I ain't gonna lie, I did, I was on it, I did some hot shit. The other week you took a pink pussycat.
Speaker 2What is that? Oh, you got one. That's, you got a pill. You did the pill Wait wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1You got the pill or you got the syrup. Oh, she got the syrup.
Speaker 5Wait, what is that? It's a sexual enhancement for women.
Speaker 1Can you wait? You are depressed. Let me see what the fuck it is. Alright, so I went to the smoke shop and we was in there high as hell and I said what the fuck is this? So I looked and I said what is this? I bought it because the man was laughing at me, he was being funny and he knew I was a dumb motherfucker, so I bought it. It's a honey pack, essential for women, for women so what you do?
Speaker 2you drink it you put it?
Speaker 1I guess you. I don't know what you put it on but don't mix, it's no instructions on it.
Speaker 5It say make your pussy cat purr no, listen, I'm gonna tell you I have fucking instructions on it.
Speaker 1Wait, let me see, listen, I'm gonna tell you how to use it, cause we used to sell it at the boutique how do? You use it. I'm about to tell you, if you let me damn the instructions was on the big box that they come in. That's why. So what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to take it.
Speaker 5And drink it out of like a water bottle.
Speaker 1Do not mix it with liquor, wait, wait. Do not mix it with any other drugs.
Speaker 5Why? Because it'll counteract the effects of it.
Speaker 1So I got it and I realized I know what I'm going to do with it. So for all y'all that's on the unscripted single train this is going to be. I mean, you could like smoke weed, but just you you can't like. Some people will pour in their liquor, don't do that.
Speaker 5So I realize what I'm going to do with it.
Speaker 1I'm going to give it. I'm going to give it on an unscripted single train. I'm going to include that in the package. I'm going to go buy a honey pack for you, so you can have one for the woman and one for the man.
Speaker 2So how do women take this?
Speaker 1again. You just put it in your mouth and swallow it? Well, not really, it doesn't make it more wet, but it gives you, it heightens your sensitivity.
Speaker 2It's like Viagra for women. No.
Speaker 1Viagra is for women, because your dick can't get up. This is not what that is, so what does?
Speaker 2that do. It says your pussy purr. What does that mean?
Speaker 1it means it makes your nervous system like it's very so by touching you like lightest thing.
Speaker 3It's like ooh baby, it's like you took a molly oh, that's what that do.
Speaker 2Pretty much that shit's legal. Yeah, you can do that, you know what a molly is.
Speaker 1He do know what a molly is. That shit crazy. He from New York, where you bought that from, where you bought order from. This was in a smoke shop.
Speaker 4You can buy from the gas station. You can buy from the gas station yeah.
Speaker 1You can buy from the smoke shop.
Speaker 5That's crazy. You can buy from certain stores.
Speaker 6You learn something new every day. I tell you, boy.
Speaker 1I learned it. So if you are doing the unscripted single train, this is going to be a part of your package. I'm giving this to one of y'all. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2That's nasty, be fine. Oh, that's lit, that's gonna be fine, that's a good little date.
Child Actors and Typecasting
Speaker 1Regular motherfuckers, you know, regular women like us. We don't need that. It don't need that. It's like a waterfall.
Speaker 2So why is it in your pocket?
Speaker 5Because I bought it because I was high as hell and I wanted to see what it was.
Speaker 2Give it away.
Speaker 1It's from the you said I was listening.
Speaker 2Okay, we're going to go ahead and move on. We're going to go ahead and move on. Don't give it away in a single string. I want it.
Speaker 1Stop talking to me.
Speaker 4I'm putting my drink.
Speaker 1Stop, fucking talking to me Make my pussy burn. You know what Big ditty Exactly? Thank you All. Right, we're going to go ahead and move on to the next one, do y'all know?
Speaker 2because he's a pedophile right wait, and that's just houston yeah, allegedly, you know how long ago that was roger go home why did he quit?
Speaker 1why did he quit? So he just recently did an interview that surfaced on twitter, um, where he went into depth about why he actually quit sister, sister. So he did four out of the six seasons that they air and he said his reason for quitting is because some of you may or may not know, he was also in a band called immature yeah, yeah and at the same time, he actually was never a like, a tenured like member actor on that show.
Speaker 1He was always a guest every time he was on there because he was on the road doing shows with immature and it got to a point where the older he got on sister, sister, the more immature he got, and that couldn't that. He was like. It was hard living two different lives because on set I'm immature and goofy and I'm, you know, 16, 17, but on the same, on the other hand, I'm this r&b artist, I'm taking my shirt off, I'm a sex symbol.
Speaker 1So it's like it's hard to be both of those and he said it got to a point where he just didn't want to be typecast, as like roger all his life and he was like there was a concert where he went um, they were walking, they were walking to go on stage and somebody was like go home, roger. And he was like after that it was just
Speaker 5like you know what that's it for me.
Speaker 1He was like he didn't want to be like Urkel, like you know, it was crazy. I don't Elgin Barrett. Eugene Turner was the third, cause you got nothing. We watched you guys serve the other week y'all sort of got that nigga, that shit is so fucking funny. Like that shit is funny as fuck.
Speaker 2That movie's terrible, but it was actually good no, but I get it, cause you know when you're doing, if you are an entertainer, just like when you see guys that do movies right right and certain movies.
Speaker 1they can only ever be Kenan and Kel, If I see them in any movie.
Speaker 2Right, I'm looking at Kenan and Kel. You know so I get it. You know so that would taint his music image. You know, like, look at you, fucking geeky nerd, and you up there with your shirt off and shit.
Speaker 1No, right, Cause I'm you would call a nigga something different this week Do y'all think that being typecast as a child actor is only specific to black actors, because it seems as though only the black actors that get parts as young kids are typecast as those.
Speaker 5I was trying to think about who.
Speaker 1But, he's played in other roles besides Home Alone, though.
Speaker 2Home Alone. That was his biggest.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna lie. You know it's crazy that you say that I ain't gonna lie. You know it's crazy that you say that I ain't gonna lie because I seen him in Morning from your House, though.
Speaker 3Oh, the two of the twins, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1He talked about that in an interview, matthew McConaughey, because remember he was like for a while then, when he went to a serious role, people was like what the fuck is this? Yeah, so I get it. You think about, like, um, what you call it, um kevin hart. Kevin hart always was funny, right, but then he did that kind of series movie with um wessie snipes on netflix and it was like what the fuck is kevin doing?
Speaker 1but I mean, he didn't, he wasn't a bad actor, that's just not what we used to see. And so I don't think it's just a black or white thing, I think it's an actress thing. I mean, think about it now we see Tiffany Haddish in a serious-ass role right now.
Speaker 2I could see her in a serious role, or we see I see her in Power she was in.
Speaker 1Power. Yes on the previous episode. And that shit, I couldn't. Tiffany Haddish, oh, that wasn't Power. Wait, I'm thinking bad boys. That's crazy, don't tell me nevermind.
Speaker 2I don't watch it.
Speaker 6I don't remember seeing it.
Speaker 1I had to think about it that wasn't the last episode we all blaming on the punch round of applause for bad boys.
Speaker 2That hit 1 billion incredible movies?
Speaker 1Don't tell me, because I ain't seen the tip.
Speaker 5No, I will give you this tip, amc.
Speaker 4No listen, no listen.
Speaker 1AMC Theaters at Northlake currently has a discount on tickets. Oh yeah, bad I'm wrong.
Speaker 2Listen and shout out to what's his name.
Speaker 1Shout out, shout out, shout out. The nigga the kid, fuck his name oh, the marine Reggie shout out to you Reggie and bad boys for Reggie y'all. So fucking disrespectful bro.
Speaker 2Well, just just I haven't seen it and niggas talking about Reggie and it made me want to watch it even quicker, just for Reggie I didn't tell you nothing about the movie.
Speaker 1I just said, reggie, I don't want to know who the shit is. Shut up. Yes, reggie, reggie was in the first one, or reggie was the boyfriend?
Speaker 2no see, now you're giving away you said you said it was discount on tickets no, because kim did, you know, reggie, she ain't no reggie shut, yeah, shut, the hell up, shush. That's why it's funny.
Speaker 4Well, I'm going to go see it.
Speaker 3You said discounted tickets at where.
Speaker 1AOC North Lake. What's the discount? Like $5?. I went Saturday morning. I worked.
Speaker 2It was like $1, $2.
Speaker 1And I think I paid $21 for two tickets $21?
Speaker 2For two tickets 21 for two tickets that's a regular price.
Speaker 1Two tickets no, for two tickets oh, for two tickets, 21.
Speaker 2Okay, that's, good you said two tickets, my dear oh that's good, and which one at which was that I don't ask no questions was that I just wanted.
Speaker 1Was that like a? Was that a a dat? Yes, oh, cc you shot your shot, with the shot Been shot.
Speaker 2Wait, hold on. You know we ain't talking In codes and shit. What the fuck Y'all talking about?
Speaker 1D18, you did it, cause the punch and punch Right now. So you did it, I did the shooting. Yeah, no, he did the shooting and scored. Okay, nevermind, cause I was finna, do Something real wild, oh.
Speaker 2Nevermind what the fuck Are y what y'all talking about Nothing.
Speaker 1Nothing.
Speaker 2Who said that? Motherfucker Nothing. Wait, what did I? You said D-A-T, y'all ain't talking in code.
Speaker 1No, no, no, y'all ain't going to say that you don't know how to spell. That's not code. You don't know how to spell. I spelled the word.
Speaker 2What is that? What is that abbreviated for? What does that spell? You?
Speaker 1got to fucking spell it. No, she said D-A-T.
Speaker 2I didn't hit an E, no, she didn't I didn't hit an. E. I just heard D-A-T.
Speaker 1I'm like what the fuck are you talking about D-A-T-E? I didn't hit an E what?
Speaker 2the actual fuck.
Speaker 1So you went on a date, who you went on a date with. That was the out, though. This is crazy, anyway, viral, you said. You said discounted tickets. I'm gonna go. Yes, I gotta find somebody to go with me though.
Speaker 2I know who you gonna go. I said that was your last cup thank you. Y'all motherfuckers listen, I thank you you said that.
Speaker 1You said, yeah, hey, swish. Oh he gone. See, I was gonna take him on a DAT. Look at that, that's crazy.
Speaker 5He always be, in my SSING.
Speaker 2That's right All right, fuck that, fuck that SHIT, let's go.
Speaker 1Yeah, we on the man. Ain't he in my SSING right now? That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2Okay, can we stop the S-P-E-E-L-L-L-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I moment so we can be out of here, we got 1,500 likes we on the talk. I'm tired of working.
Speaker 1That's it for you what hot topics we had? That was great hot topics. Huh, that was great hot topics.
Speaker 2That was great hot topics. Give him a round of applause. Give him a round of applause to fucking Justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1Justin Timberlake. Wow, Justin Timberlake, on that prep he had the party pack. I'm like wow.
Speaker 6Justin Timberlake on that. He had the party pack. He on the HIV prevention pack. That's the true party pack right there.
Speaker 2That is crazy. All right, what would you do? So, as y'all know, my what would you do's are accounts either by me or accounts from other people that I share on the show. So this one is an account from another person that I'm going to share on the show. Fuck.
Speaker 1Okay, I might have to put my glasses on for this shit.
Speaker 2What the hell you can't see? Nope, it's about to get dark in this motherfucker, oh you corny ass. Okay, what would you do Not to shame you? This is for my niggas out here. This is for my niggas.
Speaker 1As a nigga. This is for the niggas, strictly for the niggas. Happy as a nigga. This is for the niggas, strictly for the niggas, strictly for the niggas.
Speaker 2Happy nigga day, happy nigga day. So what would you do? You got a shorty and you impregnate her and you become a baby daddy Impregnate is crazy.
Speaker 2Yeah, you become a baby daddy. So now there's your baby daddy and baby mama. You know, and you know y'all been together, for I don't have much years and y'all actually, uh, live in the same house, right, a house with a whole lot of motherfuckers like this. We need to go to this house and record, because this house is crazy. I've heard some story about this motherfucking house, so this is one of the stories that came out the house. So you and your baby mama, you live in the same motherfucking house, you know, but y'all are not talking with each other Currently, but the baby's there running around and shit, and you're in the same house. So what you do, fellas, your baby mama's in the house, your kid is in the house and your baby mama Is pregnant by Another nigga that she don't know who she's pregnant by, and the nigga she invites a nigga over to the house and they sleeping in the same bed as the baby daddy and baby mama sleeps.
Speaker 1Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait it's a lot going on, right. So let's, let's, let's repeat this again.
Speaker 2So the baby mama is pregnant Right by another nigga, right that she don't know who the baby? You put a little bit too much emphasis on the ER part, but she's pregnant by another guy, that she doesn't know who the baby father is, but she lives in the same house with the baby father, with the kid that's running around in the house.
Speaker 1So she already got one kid she already got one kid and that baby daddy, she live with him.
Speaker 2With him.
Speaker 1yep, but she pregnant with another kid, but she don't know who the other baby daddy is.
Speaker 2She don't know who the baby daddy is, but she invite another nigga over, another nigga over.
Speaker 1And he's sleeping in the same bed.
Speaker 2They up in there chilling in the bed that the baby daddy and the baby mama sometimes sleep in. So she invited another nigga over.
Speaker 1Oh the baby. Daddy wasn't there.
Speaker 2No, no, and the baby daddy actually came. Oh, he pulled up. So what would you do, fellas, if you come in the house?
Speaker 1He came in the house, he came in the house and seen the bed that he like his head it's another nigga when he's pregnant girl.
Speaker 2I'm so confused just he, just he came and his baby mama.
Speaker 4I just feel like she is just a super bop, like niggas, what would you do if you come in the?
Speaker 2come in the house? Why are you even?
Speaker 1still entertaining him, right like I'm in the house with a bunch of people Right.
Speaker 5I'm so confused, pass the mic around.
Speaker 1Pass the mic around.
Speaker 6If I come in and you're pregnant by another nigga already and I accept you and then it's a nigga in the bed.
Speaker 2That's wild. What would you do? What would you do? I don't live in a house with a whole bunch of fucking people ever I can't even imagine. I can't put myself in that position, okay. So, ladies, what would you do if that was a reverse role? That would not let me get this straight, so the reverse role of this is but the nigga can't be pregnant, though let's throw the hell, give him a mic. Hold on hold on.
Speaker 1So let me, let me get this straight. Yes, yes, so the reverse role of this is but the nigga can't be pregnant, though. No, listen, no, the reverse role is I'm pregnant and I Already have a kid. Okay, I live with my kid's father, but I'm pregnant With another kid, which is still baffling me, cause we're living together. I'm pregnant with another man's kid and then I invite another man over. Yeah, that's what I'm like. My mind can't even fathom, because I couldn't even do that.
Speaker 6She a motherfucking boss. Huh she pregnant with another nigga, got a nigga and a nigga in the bed.
Speaker 1City girls would be up there. Alright, so until you got a nigga and a nigga in the bed, she's dead. City girls would be up there.
Speaker 2City girls up at that, All right, so until you got the mic Sleaze. What would you do if you was that nigga in that situation, If you was the baby father coming home and you saw your baby mother with? A baby, that's from another nigga that you don't know, but with another nigga in the bed.
Speaker 6What would you do? And the story is you that gun. Yo it's going to sound off. Yo, what's going on?
Speaker 1I don't know what the fuck I would do.
Speaker 6Somebody, some got some yo yo.
Speaker 1You couldn't even say it. Yo Type shit, type shit, but this has been hey y'all going to look at me different.
Speaker 6Fuck that.
Speaker 5It's already a lot going on Right, type shit, type shit and the niggas in the house that's already living.
Speaker 6Better, jump in with me and beat his motherfucking ass for fucking up the house structure Y'all, because she got to go.
Speaker 4Oh my.
Speaker 1God, it's already a lot of it.
Speaker 2So, let's get the result of this.
Speaker 1What happened afterwards?
Speaker 2So you know what.
Speaker 1It is. He's got a lot of stories. I'm a you know what I'm a give the mic.
Speaker 2Give the mic to Desley. I'm a let the person who took where they came from oh shit, finish this story.
Speaker 1So you know these people, so these y'all people, um, you know these people, yeah, and it is I'm a that's a crazy situation what was the? What was the yeah, so the boy the baby daddy came in the room.
Speaker 4No, it's not her. No, no.
Speaker 1Definitely not me. That nigga would have been dead already. That's crazy, that's nasty work.
Speaker 5All right, so tell us the result of this. What happened with these?
Speaker 1people All right. So tell us the result of this. What happened with these people All right? So the baby daddy came in the room when he seen that the other nigga was in the room and he over here, like who is you? And he's like who is you. He was like I'm the baby daddy of the kid that's running around in the house and he was like hold on.
Speaker 1He was like what? So then they started you know, arguing and you know trying to fight and whatnot. That's basically it. Is she still with both, baby daddy? Is this the same friend that pulled up to another man's house with the GPS on that her boyfriend had? Is this the same friend group, though? Yo, this?
Speaker 2house has got and a quick story. This house is got and a quick story. So there's a young lady in this house that's trying to fuck a gay nigga because she want the gay nigga to experience some pussy. What the fuck yo? We gotta go to this house.
Speaker 1I don't wanna go to this house. Pass the mic back. You gotta hear this, please, please, I'm finna. Pass this mic back, cause the gay nigga said what the gay nigga said what the gay pass the mic back. What?
Speaker 6so she trying to turn them out trying to turn the gay nigga out okay so my friend talking.
Speaker 4My friend talking, go ahead so the gay nigga, he's engaged to another gay nigga, so he never had pussy before, so he don't know if he wants pussy or nothing.
Speaker 5He just feels like he loves dick so she wants to have sex with him to see if he really like pussy.
Speaker 1This sound like a Tubi movie. This sound like a Tubi movie. Engage no, this is a Tubi movie Before he get married.
Speaker 2She want to see if he like Pussyverse. Oh my God, that's what I was saying. I was like why would you even entertain that, she bold? Why would you entertain that?
Speaker 6Listen, but he might need to try that thing. He might need to try that thing, he might need to try that.
Speaker 1motherfucker. Type shit, type shit. You guys stop taking the pills, oh my God. Stop taking Trifon. Stop taking Trifon.
Speaker 2What the fuck Pop one of the Trifon pills. Yo, that's nasty work right there. Ladies and gentlemen, Yo, that house. There's so much stories at that house. I'm like yo, I never, ever, I don't even want to look at that house. This place is real. Huh, this is a real story. Huh, these your neighbors? Yeah, these are not my neighbors, that's her neighbors.
Speaker 6Huh, nigga neighbors, how you know about this house?
Speaker 2Huh, it's on camera you should let it go.
Speaker 1I should let it go, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, let that shit go, let that shit go what would you do? That house is worse than a bad girl's clubhouse.
Speaker 1Bitch, bitch, bitch. Yo you, and Asha was showing that clip of you talking about a bad girl's club to somebody.
Speaker 5Uh-huh, and love to somebody and you had to holler.
Speaker 1You was like they go to Africa, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Like. I played that shit four times I was like yeah, that's right, keep watching that shit, Keep watching that shit, that shit crazy. What would you?
Speaker 2do. So what would you do if that, niggas? I'm not going to say the whole shit again. Y'all watch the show. So what the fuck would you do, niggas, if you was in that situation? But that's just crazy. That girl is nasty work right there. How bold of her. Don't know the baby father, the current baby in the belly, and you invite another nigga over while your baby daddy's in the house, bruh she bruh.
Speaker 2That's crazy. Yeah, that's, her pH balance is all off, nigga, it's crazy. It's crazy. Alright, guys, mama, what you do, terrace. So we're not doing shots with tea, we doing wine. Down where the wine, we got no wine we got the Henny puncher trains the puncher trains. Who got the puncher? Oh, y'all niggas is spreading puncher train love. Okay, oh yeah the puncher trains.
Speaker 4Who got the puncher?
Speaker 2Oh, y'all niggas is spreading puncher train love. Okay, oh yeah, that shit empty, damn.
Speaker 1Bring that shit over here, fuck that.
Speaker 2You said no more Sure.
Speaker 1Sorry. Okay, tyrus, I'll just wait until you shut the fuck up. I'll shut the fuck up. Be honest, I'm going to everything but wines. I'm just going to be honest, happy Juneteenth, yes happy Juneteenth.
Speaker 2Happy Juneteenth. You didn't get a paid holiday, fuck you.
Speaker 1Okay, I don't know. Anyway, yes, I have evolved from Shots With T because Shots With T was so volatile. I'm not volatile at all, I'm very much so.
Speaker 2Very entertaining though.
Speaker 1I am very entertaining, yes, but I'm not volatile. So we're moving into love and relationships, because unskipped single train is still active, although I have been missing action for like two, three weeks, but y'all, I'm sorry. Life and life, and lately, Life and life. Life has been life and lately. But I'm back matchmaking with y'all, getting y'all couples together. Update on couple number one.
Speaker 2Update, update they got a baby.
Speaker 1No, they don't have no damn business.
Speaker 2They married.
Speaker 1They said a baby I'm about to say they married. They are in Day number five. He's going to ask her to be his girlfriend this week. She's not going to see it Wait the niggas. Do that, yes, do that, yeah, nigga, they better. Okay, it's like a gender reveal. You, ignorant as shit, you, you the romance in you is not there. Huh yeah, the romance in you is not there it's there.
Speaker 1No, it's not on the show, though anyway, you just act like this on the show yes wow. So so you fake as shit? Yes, okay, anyway. He said he's trying to go viral, right? Yes, just act like this on the show.
Speaker 2Yes, wow, so you're faking shit.
Speaker 1Yes, okay, anyway. He said he's trying to go viral, right? Yes, anyway, he's going to ask her to be his girlfriend this week.
Speaker 5That shit is so funny, actually, on Saturday On Saturday they're going to dinner and then yeah.
Speaker 2You're going to give her a girlfriend ring.
Speaker 1No, no, no, he gonna get them to write it on the plate, on the dessert plate, and that's it. Like he's simple, you, you thinking too much into it. Like it's just really simple and romantic. Yeah, I'm saying, I'm not saying like I've.
Speaker 2I mean, you know, back in the days, niggas, you'd be like you wouldn't be my girlfriend, yes or no?
Speaker 1okay, so it's like that we are not old as fuck when we was in elementary school. We are not.
Speaker 2Oh no, that's pretty much the same thing, but enhanced, but you know. Maggie in CEO days.
Speaker 1They didn't have cell phones or nice restaurants, so you know, we did we had flip phones.
Speaker 2What On a dinner plate With yes or no?
Speaker 1Yes, that's cute as shit.
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying. Note is the same thing, but in the hands of the plate.
Speaker 1But we don't want the fucking note, we want the plate with the dessert on it.
Speaker 2Oh, you want the note.
Speaker 1She said she don't want the note, she want the dinner.
Speaker 2She said she want the note.
Speaker 1The note is fine and all, but put it on the dessert plate with cheesecake. That's what I want. You can't frame that, though I don't give a fuck, I'm going to lick it off. Exactly, eat me, hello. I mean, what are we talking about here, like hello, not the scary music. Let me use my actual question the scary hours.
Speaker 5Oh my god.
Speaker 1The scary hours. You know, because I ain't going to lie, the punch is punchy.
Speaker 4Y'all can't bring this shit back. No more the punch is definitely punchy Y'all can't bring this shit, no fucking more.
Speaker 1This is a while. That shit is a while. It's very spooky, nah, but um. So I just want to give y'all update. Couple number one is moving to a relationship and I told them they gotta name their baby after me, because I mean hello without me right, right you.
Views and Expectations in Relationships
Speaker 1They were there. They got a baby after me. But the question is and I thought about this as I was talking to um oh boy and I was asking him like you know, what made you decide that you want to do this? I mean, y'all have been on five dates. I think that's a little soon for me, but you know, what do you see in the other person that makes you want to do that? So my question is and your significant others? What do you want them to see? How do you want them to view you? That's a good question, right?
Speaker 2How do you want them to view you?
Speaker 1Sponsored by the Unscripted Agency.
Speaker 2Shameless plug, I'll let you go first Chad, that's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3You said how you want.
Speaker 2How do you want your?
Speaker 1significant other to view you. How do you want them to see you Like when they think about you? What do you want them to say See? How do you want them to see you like when they think about you? What do you want them to say, see. So, like the person I talk to now, if you ask him this question, I know exactly what he's gonna say she's just a girl. Wow, and I love that for me because, like, I get to be feminine, I get to be soft, I don't have to live in my masculinity like I don't have to lift a finger, I don't have to open a wall, I don't have to do shit, I just have to sit there and look fucking pretty I I love that for you.
Speaker 1So, yeah, I don't want somebody to be like she's just a girl. I'm going to take care of everything for her. Thinking about the past, I love that for you. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2My past was shit. That was a tumultuous past. Yeah, jesus Christ.
Speaker 1Foster by CO McLean. Oh you motherf good guy, that was good, right. See yo, what are you.
Speaker 2Bruh, no, it wasn't, no it wasn't.
Speaker 1It's a good guy.
Speaker 2Let me tell y'all I'm about to cut off my phone.
Speaker 1Cut it off. Cut it off. Remember we said we were going to leave that shit to pass. Y'all want to hear this Turn it over, yo Alright so another thing that fell out of the box today was a turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over, turn it over turn it over, turn it over, turn it over.
Speaker 1Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over. Turn it over turn it. I told you on here this Go ahead. Yeah, it was a little bottle of lube and I didn't know what it was, so I picked it up thinking it was like maybe something for like camera equipment or light or you know his game equipment Anything.
Speaker 1I didn't know what it was. It was definitely a bottle of personal lubricant. Did it look used? It was this much left and it wasn't a little bottle like it was like the size of this bottle right here and it was probably like this much left so it definitely had been used and I seen I was like this is what he was doing with his videos and I just threw it out.
Speaker 2Frequent jack man nasty work hashtag, nasty work scene and I was like this is what he was doing with his videos and I just threw it out Frequent Jack man Nasty work.
Speaker 1Hashtag nasty work.
Speaker 2I told you I'm about to make my shirt nasty work.
Speaker 1So, CEO, I know you don't want your significant other view as a bottle of lube, so how would you want them to view you?
Speaker 2That's a good question. I think I would want them to view me okay. I would want them to view me the opposite of what other people viewed me as yep, exactly we think you old and asshole.
Speaker 1You want them to look at you as young and caring well, no, I'm my age.
Speaker 2I'm blessed to be this age. You know A lot of motherfuckers haven't seen 2019, 2, 1. You know, so you know I'm blessed. That's true. But, yes, I would say I would want them to see me as what I said the first time.
Speaker 1As Tell us this You're right. No, this is new. You want them to see you as. Nelly and Ashanti reportedly tied a knot six months ago.
Speaker 2Breaking news oh, breaking news. Da da, da da. I mean, got that that sound bite? Huh, but don't escape the question. No, I'm trying to escape the question December 27, 2023.
Speaker 1See, that's your fault. You can't be here, no more. It's not specified what county they were married in, but things became official in St Louis County.
Speaker 2Oh, in the loo, Now shout out to. Nelly and Ashanti, because that is a great looking couple. Yes, now back to this question. Answer this question.
Speaker 1Don't try to skip it.
Speaker 2No, I'm not trying to skip it. I tackle shit head on. But to skip it? No, I'm not trying to skip it. I'll tackle shit head on, but I'm trying to figure out. I forgot what the fuck I said the first time.
Speaker 1You said you want them to look at you. The opposite of what everybody else looks at.
Speaker 2Yes, I mean, what more is there to elaborate on that?
Speaker 1Why do you want them to look at you like that?
Speaker 2No, because you know, everybody, regardless of what people say, people care about how people perceive them or talk about it, Right, and? And some people say I don't care, but you know. So in that instance, you know, especially if there's things that is very is not true. You know, and um, you're able to. All right, you hear this shit. It's not true. I'm still going to go and see for myself, Right? And they're like, oh, this is the complete opposite, Right, you know what I'm saying. So in that sense, you know, that's to answer your question, Did I?
Speaker 5answer it I like that.
Speaker 1That was dope. It's like finding a 20 in your pocket after you do laundry Right.
Speaker 1Unexpected. That question is really deep because somebody um, I brought that question up because the person I was talking to I asked that question and he asked me the question back. I was like, oh, you in my business, you messy, but not that question deep because, like, for me, I want the other person I'm with to see me as I mean, as everybody else see me, and, to be fair, I don't see me how everybody see me, right. So my friends tell me so I'm really giving and I give too much and I'm too nice and I really give my shirt off my back. You know, y'all know me, you know I go to the ends for people that I fuck with and stuff.
Speaker 1But I want people to see me as not somebody that's just giving. I just I'm full of love, right. So I like to give out love, no matter what it is, no matter how it is or who it is. I like to just give out love. So I like to just give out love. So I want that person to see me as somebody that's just full of peace and love. That's how you want people to see, like you, a safe place to come home to. Like you a safe space, like you know, fuck, whatever happened out there. You know saying you come home to peace and happiness. So that's a deep question now, how do you want your significant other to see you?
Speaker 1yeah, let's pass the mic around I want to hear this shit too. What you mean, okay, no, I want to hear this. You want to hear this shit.
Speaker 2This is why the question is around. You know what?
Speaker 1my best friend, alex, ain't never spoke on a podcast before, so Hello, alex.
Speaker 2Podcast speaker.
Speaker 1To be fair fun fact me and Alex have been best friends for 17 years, 17 years. Yeah, Since fifth grade we had on the same shirt and we didn't like each other.
Speaker 5Yeah, we was mad at each other because we had the same shirt.
Speaker 1Yeah, we was mad at each other for like a week and then we became best friends.
Speaker 2That's what's up.
Speaker 1Yes, yeah. So how do you want your significant other to view?
Speaker 5you. To be honest, I view myself, I want them to view me and I feel like nobody else knows you, like how you know you. So all of that, if they see that, then it's like they see me.
Speaker 1Aw, I love that and that's beautiful period.
Speaker 5I love that. I love that, see me and that's beautiful period.
Speaker 1I love that. My best friend's so deep y'all. It gives me Erykah Badu every time. My other best friend also named Alex. Fun fact, we both got the same name. Yes, listen, I gravitate to people named Alex for real. Yeah, you like the A's? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2Don't do that your. You like the A's? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh wow, don't do that, don't do that. Your name. A say with A. Anyway, another stop, stop it. Another fun fact me and Alice been best friends for like 10 years, 10 years.
Speaker 2That's just seven years negated from your original.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4Wow, that's original. Yeah, wow, that's what's up, and why didn't you do your math?
Speaker 1like that. Why didn't you calculate that shit? Like go ahead, go ahead. You're gonna piss me off, go ahead. It's crazy. I'm trying so hard with you today. Um, I would have to say similar to terrence. I would like for my partner to view me as a safe space, especially because you know black men. I don't feel like they feel that enough in the world. So, you got to be their piece. You got to be their, you got to be their like home hole. You got to be their encouragement sometimes.
Speaker 1So yeah, that's for me Also similar to what Alex said, like that also has to be them viewing me as how I view myself Right, which is I view myself as a strong person. I view myself as an independent person. I also don't want anybody to take away from that from me because that's part of my identity. So that's a good point, because you know.
Speaker 1You know alex said you view yourself how you view yourself, and what I was saying is I view myself as a safe place. I know, at the end of the day, I got me and me as a safe place. So that know, at the end of the day, I got me and me as a safe place. So that's why I'm saying you're a significant other I view. I want you to view me as a safe place because I got you and God not going to play about me, so I'm not going to play about you.
Speaker 4So you know what?
Speaker 1I'm saying so you know because let me tell y'all about Terrence and the Mustard Seed. Mustard Seed been getting through me through the last few months. You didn't say that. The Mustard Seed. I'm going to tell y'all this is going to be a separate blooper, but yeah, you know what I'm saying. But yeah, your significant other is you know.
Speaker 2Hey, we want to hear from the rest of the team, oh yeah, let me get the other.
Speaker 1Yeah, go ahead, stop humming, stop humming. No, no, stop humming, shout out to Kim.
Speaker 2I knew. I knew what the fuck am I doing. Nah, kim, you better get that mic. Shout out to Kim. I knew if everybody else was gonna say they shit, you gotta say and you know it's crazy, kim work.
Speaker 1She work with us now, so she not on the team. For real, she don't wanna talk. Yeah, thanks, it's. She's not on the team for real.
Speaker 2She don't want to talk. Yeah, facts, it's facts, that's crazy.
Speaker 1Go ahead, destiny, cause you're gonna talk French.
Speaker 4Come on, destiny, talk French Talk that I would want someone to see me, for me.
Speaker 1You know, not forcing myself To be something that you would want me to be, but for me to be me Talk that. Because I'm a goofy person. And a weird person in a good way and a fun person. So I want to be that with you Comfortable. You want to be comfortable. I like that. Comfortability is a key in a relationship because if you can't be comfortable with the person that you're with, then it's a no.
Speaker 2It's a no. For me it's a no-no.
Speaker 3No-no.
Speaker 1Sleazington. Oh shit, oh shit. I need some damn money. Hold on, shout out to Kim, our new social media coordinator, we're gonna put her picture right here. Shout out to Kim, social media coordinator go ahead, friend. I've been friends with Kim y'all for shit how long? A long time.
Speaker 2So that's 10, 17 what you got nah, for real, for real.
Speaker 4Me and Terrence recently reconnected on like on a deeper level, when I moved back from Charlie our birthdays are like one day apart so like that's really my, that's really my twin. I'm a Capricorn.
Speaker 1I can't feel it get diminished. My mom's a Capricorn. I can't stand to get manish.
Speaker 2I'm on the Capricorn.
Partner Expectations and Relationship Dynamics
Speaker 1Go ahead.
Speaker 4Friend, I would like my partner to see me as myself. Like my cousin said, I do feel like I'm a safe space. I would like anybody to feel comfortable and safe around me. I also want to. I like to bring joy in people's lives, so I like to uplift people, so I would love my partner to always feel like when shit go down, when the world get tough, baby, we're going to have a ball regardless, Because one thing about it that must deceive baby God got me Okay, so we always going to be good.
Speaker 1Let me tell you how bad the budget is going to be. God got me we always gonna be good. He telling her about the budget. Summer boy, come on Swish, I'm wild man he not so awesome. Shout out to Swish this is Michael talk to us.
Speaker 2Yo Swish you stupid. Well, you know.
Speaker 3I like the like you know. Questions like this. I like to base like life off quotes. I'm a music head.
Speaker 4I'm a music head.
Speaker 3So, like I want my it's a quote, it's like, it's like I want. I want you to see me, how you met me, you feel me. You know they say in the beginning when you trying to talk to you get a girl.
Speaker 3When you trying to get the, when you trying to get or sway a girl, the sway whoever you trying to be with, they say that's when you go the hardest and then when you finally get it, that's when you slow down and shit. But I want you to see me how you saw me in the beginning, what you mean. I'ma keep that same energy. You feel me, I want you. I want you to see me as protection. You feel me, I want you to be, I want you to feel safe around me. You feel me if we walking through a crowd of nigg.
Speaker 3Why I want you to see me. That's it, shit like that.
Speaker 1We love our black men.
Speaker 2It's Juneteenth too. Shout out to the black men Happy nigga day.
Speaker 1Y'all got some deep ass answers. We didn't get sleeves, sleeves. Type shit, type shit type shit, hold on, what time is it?
Speaker 2Time for you to talk. Yeah, y'all know my role.
Speaker 1Wrap it up, yep, wrap it up.
Speaker 2Coming from a light-skinned nigga perspective, you know how I feel about light-skinned niggas. Slee's my only.
Speaker 4Hate him.
Speaker 2He the last light-skinned nigga.
Speaker 6He's the last light skin to go let me see, let me see, so we can yeah so we can, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1How do you want your significant other to view you?
Speaker 6I mean it's just really piggybacking off everybody you know, it's really just piggybacking off everybody. I'm about to give you, I'm about to give you my thing is off everybody what else am?
Speaker 6I gonna say that everybody ain't said to be fair. Because you want, you want your woman to feel safe, yeah, but you feel me, because you want everybody, you want your woman to feel safe, secure. You know I'm saying you want somebody to come home and be at peace. You feel me, but she gotta also understand, like with me you. You got to just understand my life. You know I'm saying I'll bring you into it, but understand, like I don't like that.
Speaker 6Laugh swish I ain't saying this. My thing is this I ain't saying it's crazy, but my thing is this my grind and how I'm gonna like for me, I done been there where I ain't you know what I'm saying. I ain't going back, I ain't have it. I ain't going back and I ain't you feel me. I ain't going back to that shit for nobody. You hear me. I got mouths to feed. I ain't fuck that.
Speaker 6You know what I'm saying so before you fuck the bag up, understand my grind and how I DNA should not reap off the benefits. Fuck it, it's going to be fun. That's crazy. You're going to be protected. That's my nigga right there, man. Yeah, it's going to be fun, you're going to be protected. You feel what I'm saying, but then also, like I say, you're going to know the real me, though, because then understand when I step outside who I am, and understand when I'm at the house who I am, though you type shit.
Speaker 1I feel like that's the most Midwest ass type shit.
Speaker 6I don't allow to shut up my Chicago niggas.
Speaker 1Detroit niggas type shit.
Speaker 6But my thing is this we gonna leave it at that with the time type shit, type shit, type shit yeah, trap, I'm just a girl.
Speaker 4Wind down Wednesday, you know tears every week yeah track.
Speaker 6I wear shirts, so listen you know, I'm just a girl wind down Wednesday.
Speaker 1You know tears every week. I'ma make you think, i'ma make you think, i'ma make you drink. I'll make you all that. You know what I'm saying. That's crazy.
Dating Deal Breakers - Kids, Jobs
Speaker 2That's crazy okay, I got. I got one more thing right. I just had to ask this because you gotta stay off the internet yo.
Speaker 1I just had to ask this because you got to stay off the internet. Yo, I'll be on it. That's why that's what old people do. No, I'll be on it.
Speaker 2It's some shit that's like yo, that's intriguing. So what you picking Wait?
Speaker 1wait.
Speaker 2Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to go around and ask the panel and the people that's in here. So one has to go, and this goes for men and women. So one has to go. Six kids can't cook, no job or don't give head.
Speaker 1Six kids one has to go six kids because I need a nigga that cook, give head and got a job. So six kids six kids, you gotta pick which one. Gotta go One has to go.
Speaker 2Six kids can't cook, no job or don't give head.
Speaker 1One can't cook, one ain't got no job.
Speaker 2Oh, wait a minute, I chose that wrong.
Speaker 1So yeah, so if so one has to go, but then the other one stay.
Speaker 2Yes, one has to go, the other one stays.
Speaker 1Okay, no job, no, no, wait a minute.
Speaker 2One has to go. Hold on, she got six kids. One has to go. You got to get rid of one out of the four but keep the other three.
Speaker 6Six kids. She like get busted boy. She burning as hell.
Speaker 2So you're going to get rid of the cis kids and you're going to keep the can't cook, the no job and don't give head. I got a great job. I got a good job.
Speaker 4You're going to have to get one eventually. We can work on the head part.
Speaker 2So y'all getting rid of what the cis kids got to go. So you say you're going to work on the can't cook I can cook, I like to cook. So you say you're going to work on the can't cook I can cook, I like to cook. So you want to cook all the time? Okay, and you're going to work with the no job.
Speaker 1So one of the bills is I just want to say I am probably the only person.
Speaker 2And the nigga that won't give you no head, ever. No, you're not.
Speaker 1In this room? No, you're not. Wait, wait. I just want to say listen, no. I'm very quiet right now, probably the only person you can say what I'm in the room where six kids is not a deal. Okay, you're out of here. We can put them, motherfuckers, in a boarding school, but if y'all can't, make that kitty rain. It's over, it's done.
Speaker 2We're reading the mic because we can't hear you out of the mic.
Speaker 6If a nigga handling business as a man for his sis' kids, y'all can fuck with that. Oh, he handling business, his sis' cuz is getting taken care of, I ain't gotta worry about that. But for a man to come there, if she a millionaire, I'm fucking with it. You feel me the one with the head. You got to go. But if she's not and it's kind of like, ooh, the last two or three I might have to take care of Shit.
Speaker 2Because then I want a couple of them home. What you getting rid of, Sleece?
Speaker 1You said what you getting rid of. You said what you're getting rid of six kids. Let me say but the man, it's a better thing because you can't get rid of the kids. But you can teach a bitch how to cook, you can teach a bitch how to give hair and you can get a bitch a job, yeah, but you got conditions that can change.
Speaker 4You saw that you got six kids.
Speaker 1The only condition that's to change is the seventh is going to come.
Speaker 6Oh God, what if she got six baby daddies?
Speaker 1boy. Oh God. What if they all by the same name? Oh, that's horrible. What if they got six?
Speaker 6kids by the same name. I'm not judging, I don't judge. So you're going to give her the six kids that can cook and has a job and could give exceptional head.
Speaker 2You hold up, no, since kids. She boy, listen to what I'm telling you. She got six kids because she can cook very well. She got a great job and she gave great head okay, six kids, okay you.
Speaker 6So you're gonna be the seventh baby daddy. You don't know that, you don't know that. So, oh, oh. So you think if she, if she, if she gave one of his kids and can do all that, he's not going nowhere. He just let her go for a little bit. Have fun, nigga, I need to fuck off and he's coming back. So what are we talking about? She has more than one baby daddy.
Speaker 1She got more than one baby daddy folks.
Speaker 6What nigga y'all know got six kids. What nigga y'all know got six kids by one shorty and he ain't fucking with her. What nigga y'all know got six kids.
Speaker 1I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2Listen. Quiet on the set. Listen to what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck what I don't. Listen, jeff, you can't give a shit.
Speaker 1Quiet on the set. Quiet on the set. Listen to what I'm saying. Listen to what I'm saying. I don't give a fuck what. None of y'all saying A bitch, you, a six kid, whatever, I don't care about none of that shit. It's easy to teach a bitch to give a shit, but you, them kids, fuck them kids. I think I don't need to cook because I can cook. Fuck that. That nigga don't got no job. Fine, whatever you know.
Speaker 5I'm saying because that's probably not my main nigga anyway, but he can't give head. Good head will keep niggas in a lot of situations.
Speaker 1I swear to god, I swear to god, I swear to god, so I don't give a fuck what nobody in this room saying all right.
Speaker 2So we we established that t and sid said they will get rid of the don't give head.
Speaker 1I'm sorry to God.
Speaker 6What would you get?
Speaker 2rid of the six kids. You said the six kids. What would you get rid of Alex? What's his name? Alex? Alex, what would you get rid of? Alex? Fuck the kids. Six kids. Get rid of the six kids D. What are you getting rid of Six kids? Get rid of six kids D. What are you getting rid of Six kids? Addis what are you getting rid of Kids, kim? Kids got to go, kids.
Speaker 1Kids, what got to go Kids, y'all tripping because it's so easy.
Speaker 2Damn that's fucked up, y'all got to be just owning the kids like that it's so much good pussy send them kids to the boarding school fuck them kids.
Speaker 1If you can't give no head, you ain't shit. What the fuck am I gonna do with you? You can't teach no nigga how to give head, and you know that because the woman was six kids.
Speaker 2The woman with six kids, the woman with six kids that ain't your fucking kids. I don't give a fuck about them. Kids, like I said, I don't give a fuck about them kids, but the woman with six kids don't really cook got a fucking banging job and she get banging head. I'm not getting rid of six kids' shit, I'm keeping her. I'm getting rid of the girl that can't get head.
Speaker 1I'm with them on the head In this fucking podcast. I'm getting pissed off man.
Speaker 2I'm keeping the six kids. I'm keeping the six kids. I don't give a fuck. She can really cook. She got a great fucking job. Really cook, she got a great fucking job so she got a great. She got a great job. All her kids are taking care of her. She ain't got to worry about the fucking kids no cap. I'm talking to you she ain't got no goddamn job. I'm taking the girl with six kids because she got all the three.
Speaker 1That's why I'm taking the girl with six kids.
Speaker 5Man, fuck them kids put them in a boarding school. Give me head.
Controversial Views on Parenting
Speaker 3She's making 30 cents.
Speaker 1I just want to say I talked to a nigga that had nine kids.
Speaker 5That's all I want, fuck them kids Put their asses in a minute.
Speaker 1Always with they fucking mama.
Speaker 4I don't care, go your way, I am an educator. I will find a year long boarding camp for they asses.
Speaker 1Fuck them kids. I don't give a fuck. Fuck them kids. Don't give a fuck. Fuck them kids. Give me head and sit your ass down. Give me head Top. That's all I want, top man. End this fucking podcast If I get pissed off. Hey, you know what? That's your boy Sia McClain. It's your girl, trav. See it. Put them kids In a fucking boarding school. Okay, I promise y'all. It's Terrence Uns podcast.
Speaker 2It's my last episode. You're going to see her face here next week. Eight on this.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, I don't quit, I'm sorry, I hate y'all feelings, oh shit. I don't believe in her Right, I quit.
Speaker 2I quit for real, but I'm sorry for me. What's?
Speaker 1that song Play that song. B-i-c-k-e-s-e and I leak on the beat Like I leak on the beat. I swear to God. I said it had to be started, boy, I swear to God.
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