Ever find yourself locked out of an account, the crucial password just out of reach of your memory? We've all been there, and this episode takes a hilarious spin on the all-too-familiar digital dance of login woes. But don't let the laughs fool you; our conversation goes much deeper, weaving through the delicate web of our online and offline relationships. From the complexities of making your love life 'Facebook official' to the temptation and turmoil of infidelity, we unpack the many ways access and exclusivity play out in our personal lives.
Buckle up for a nostalgia trip as we trade blows over the drama brought by the likes of Jerry Springer and Maury Povich, then glide into heartfelt musings on musical icons and the hype surrounding Coachella acts. Special guests drop in to share their poignant personal stories, from the heartfelt beginnings of a music career amid adversity to the high-flying successes that come with dedication and authenticity. These tales are not just about the music; they're a celebration of overcoming industry barriers and embracing the emotional journey of creation.
We round off our time together with side-splitting debates on whether elbows trump knees and a cheeky debate about dream orgasms that'll have you second-guessing your subconscious. All of this is served with a side of rum punch—Jamaican-inspired, because why not?—and a dash of social media musings that might just inspire you to strengthen those passwords. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and join us for an episode that strikes the perfect chord between laughter, debate, and the universal rhythms of life.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
Ever find yourself locked out of an account, the crucial password just out of reach of your memory? We've all been there, and this episode takes a hilarious spin on the all-too-familiar digital dance of login woes. But don't let the laughs fool you; our conversation goes much deeper, weaving through the delicate web of our online and offline relationships. From the complexities of making your love life 'Facebook official' to the temptation and turmoil of infidelity, we unpack the many ways access and exclusivity play out in our personal lives.
Buckle up for a nostalgia trip as we trade blows over the drama brought by the likes of Jerry Springer and Maury Povich, then glide into heartfelt musings on musical icons and the hype surrounding Coachella acts. Special guests drop in to share their poignant personal stories, from the heartfelt beginnings of a music career amid adversity to the high-flying successes that come with dedication and authenticity. These tales are not just about the music; they're a celebration of overcoming industry barriers and embracing the emotional journey of creation.
We round off our time together with side-splitting debates on whether elbows trump knees and a cheeky debate about dream orgasms that'll have you second-guessing your subconscious. All of this is served with a side of rum punch—Jamaican-inspired, because why not?—and a dash of social media musings that might just inspire you to strengthen those passwords. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and join us for an episode that strikes the perfect chord between laughter, debate, and the universal rhythms of life.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
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Speaker 1:Yo, what's poppin my homie did, I really did you say Muhammad I?
Speaker 4:had to chime in. You know, I'm saying shout out to that nigga, cuz that's where I got my alias from. He's the world's greatest.
Speaker 3:Wait, what'd you do?
Speaker 2:That's viral. Steve Harvey not okay that we yes, yeah we was killed to that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah all the niggas judges
Speaker 4:now.
Speaker 3:Mori is the realest white nigga I know, because let me tell you morning who you was white, black, asian. You was messy bitch okay like so you see this and you're just fine with you, or he'd be like so, janika, you slept with him, his brother, and it's gonna be like more. Why you asking this lady? Yes, she slept with all three of them.
Speaker 2:All right, what which um show?
Speaker 4:which was better, goddamn right.
Speaker 3:I was just about to say I think is Jerry the one with a he's be like. So remember, ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when you don't have a father your life.
Speaker 1:He would get a shady.
Speaker 4:Oh, jerry's finger was definitely better. Let me tell you why. Let me tell you why they had titties on Jerry's finger. They have titties on morey. Even though they was blurred out, they had titties, niggas.
Speaker 2:Exactly To the people and Jeremy's a judge too, right oh?
Speaker 3:Not to be happy. I'm like more, a little bit more, because more. It was more realistic though, because them niggas that could be your nigga for a yo scarcer, yo scarcer, jerry, sprinkle up for his money to the black. Jerry like being Jerry in heaven. So, mary, you said you was a virgin, but you gave birth to baby Jesus now.
Speaker 2:Jerry Um paternity test right yeah.
Speaker 3:Jerry's bring.
Speaker 4:It was the one where there was always fighting in shit more.
Speaker 3:Be like, be like. I had 13 baby deadies and they all not mine.
Speaker 4:She's hit me with a whole horse tail I.
Speaker 2:Think I think I'm gonna go with morey on that one, because them paternity test shit, them shit was epic when they say you are not the father.
Speaker 3:Man the cameraman used to be on that shit, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Can't be man that nigga drink with a limb.
Speaker 3:What's that one? Um, he was like a body guard.
Speaker 4:Steve Wilkos yeah that shit was trash.
Speaker 3:He came from yeah. Jerry, you know what's underrated about the morey show when he used to bring the people on a speed scare the shit and the lady was scared. I like all of olives. I realize morey is is is a fuck-ass nigga for that, because why is you bringing these people fears on stage? And that lady is Scared of olives like she was in literal tears.
Speaker 4:Yo, these niggas. I said the same shit last week.
Speaker 3:Michelle Obama didn't get the fuck out of here, bro, it's okay. Huh, it's okay.
Speaker 4:They just so trash. I don't even like basketball, but it's like every time I see them Because they lose it just stop.
Speaker 2:What's the record? Oh, it's brother, it's fucking garbage.
Speaker 3:Okay, michelle Obama turn 60. Yeah, ray J turn 43. Yeah, ray Ray is the sweetest.
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Speaker 2:That's a crazy.
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Speaker 1:She was a whore in whore.
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Speaker 2:Okay, if you fuck earth the kid. Come on the podcast, we'll talk about it. He only fuck white man I think well, if you're a white man, I thought the kid come on.
Speaker 3:Wow, I might.
Speaker 2:Hard to get.
Speaker 3:I'm screaming. Let's go ahead and go to the celebrity hot topics. Only got three feet out of it. Okay 2024 Coachella. They announced their headliners. That's all the lineup. So Friday they got Lana Delaree okay. Lana Del Ray. Sorry, I just looked at the whole now I don't know why I said Delaree. I was thinking of Delaree. Yeah, she'll pop a song.
Speaker 4:Lana, delay yeah.
Speaker 2:Tolerant a creator, sunday doji cat doji cat, she still had Lana, yeah. No, you can't got to the bigger songs right now.
Speaker 4:What's so she got? I'll go and paint the tower and that song is actually fire.
Speaker 2:Cat, you a slick little bitch.
Speaker 4:Don't know Vegas you still ball.
Speaker 2:Right, she grow her back, but she's still ball. Are you still ball? Yeah, I remember she shade the shit off.
Speaker 4:See them, some celebrities man, it's like a fucking meerkat.
Speaker 3:Trolley on. She do that, right. Who cares to be fair? I looked at Sunday's line of Sunday. Lineup is pretty fire, though, because I had Victoria Monay coilo ray on that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I want to see me Tore the.
Speaker 3:Monay, so bad, well, right right, go to go.
Speaker 2:Tell me look in his camera, right now.
Speaker 3:Can't you coilo ray if I?
Speaker 2:ever, ever, catch your ass in a humbug, I am gonna destroy you.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm a humbug.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna leave that to the imagination. Okay, leave that to the man. I love coilo ray. Oh what? Oh my god, I love coilo ray.
Speaker 3:She's beautiful, though she's gorgeous she got some hot pill to this. Oh my god, I just can't take us in because everybody's talking about look at how I see how daddy his neck so she ain't got them.
Speaker 2:She probably give some good neck. Oh that they still going. Let me get that okay.
Speaker 3:All right, kelly. Now, this one was pretty funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Robert, what you do now, robert, all right, kelly. So remember back in like 2018. There was a group of women that found a 10.5 million dollar lawsuit against him because it was the screening of surviving our Kelly, and him and his manager called in the fake Bomber, it okay, I remember that story. Okay, so he had to pay them the money, right, yeah, all right. Kelly said he know nothing about this because he can't read elementary school. He said if you think I could read, don't you think I'd be trying to fit myself? That's probably why he did that stupid ass interview, cuz he could read.
Speaker 4:This thing are. Kelly is a fucking minutes for that, bro.
Speaker 3:He said quote yeah, yeah, I cannot read or understand words beyond that of a grade schooler, and you a fucking lie. Listen, he also went on the same that he got so many losses. That is all. Look the same.
Speaker 3:Crazy by that statement he part of my piece. We gonna be sitting in jail. But it's crazy that you said but he made his, because the thing about our Kelly is he can actually read music very well and that's like his gift. That's how he made music. He didn't have to know how to read a right to make music Then. So he like Devin from Joe line.
Speaker 4:That nigga couldn't read music. That's completely different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we know how to play that's opposite. Then it's completely different. He said he can't our Kelly can read music. Who said our Kelly can read music?
Speaker 3:About our Kelly.
Speaker 4:That's I.
Speaker 2:Know what tone to fucking no. But listen man, I don't give a fuck about his personal life. All Kelly is the fucking no yes, he is, no the fuck. Yes, he is is nobody can touch our Kelly.
Speaker 3:Who would y'all say Michael Jackson, because he was more pop.
Speaker 4:No, he's the king of pop.
Speaker 3:Now he's the king of pop.
Speaker 4:Are we talking dead or alive? We're talking alive, I'm gonna R&B?
Speaker 2:is our Kelly dead or alive, is nobody better. And this nigga made a song called braid my hair. That's a fucking hit, oh.
Speaker 3:How, oh, mario, no Kelly song.
Speaker 2:No, you might be right.
Speaker 3:No, you're boo-hoo I ain't gonna let the whole fucking trapped in the closet series.
Speaker 2:Oh yo.
Speaker 1:Everybody on that shop.
Speaker 4:They got like 30 something. How many episodes they got Infatuated with me? I'm sorry he's infatuated with little people and the midget.
Speaker 3:Yeah I'm a little biased every other price cuz I can't. They have great music, but that shit just tainted now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, my god he's gonna found a song and he gonna play on the speaker. I'm not gonna lie to y'all. Leave him alone. The ignition remix is one of my favorite.
Speaker 2:And let me tell you why.
Speaker 4:Because it was on a movie. That's my favorite movie, so no, which movie was that? Ignition was not a rush hour. What rush hour was? What ignition was rush hour? You?
Speaker 2:tell me that I, anyone with Chris Tucker doing a steak, play that shit, you could play ignition. And anyone with Chris what?
Speaker 4:fucking rush hour movie. Ignition the song being played.
Speaker 1:We let him have too much. We let his old ass have to buy ignition. What?
Speaker 4:fucking rush hour movie would have warranted playing the ignition song by fucking R Kelly. What's which one? Which one? One, two or three, what's one?
Speaker 2:three Any scene with Chris?
Speaker 3:Tucker in it fuck a woman?
Speaker 4:No, you know you are sick man.
Speaker 3:Have you never, ever seen rush hour? Sing, sing, ignition Sing. It Is the remix.
Speaker 4:Road That'll take away from the fat nigga. There is no, okay, anyway.
Speaker 3:I. He is a part of the infamous you got club.
Speaker 4:Now what he got all for he got all for he got a, he got a Grammy, he got a Oscar and he got a Tony.
Speaker 2:Oscar and a Grammy, yeah he got an Emmy and me Oscar is Emmy. Grammy Oscar Tony.
Speaker 3:Yeah television movie shows.
Speaker 1:Grammys music.
Speaker 3:No, that's Tony's Broadway, tony's Broadway. Oscar is music and Um.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, wait dude. Yeah you know, Artists could get a Oscar yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2:But wait. So the Grammy music though. What is so highly how the, how the artist get a Grammy for music? Let's say, song was in a movie.
Speaker 3:Let's know what. Wait, you said the artist. How do you get?
Speaker 2:a Grammy. Grammy, I'm not a Grammy or Oscar, let's say. Song was in a movie pretty much.
Speaker 3:Acting in a movie in the movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I think.
Speaker 3:Jennifer got her. Some of her stuff is not from music. Some of her awards are from dream girls.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and what you said, because Jennifer has an incredible singer.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna go there. The money could be the Washington gives Oscar you think.
Speaker 2:I got a Oscar for training day.
Speaker 3:This was the first black man to get a um yeah, then they had to be crooked before. Yeah, so he. He's officially part of the EGOT club, but also, speaking of Emmys, do y'all watch the show Abba elementary Mm-hmm? That's like one of my favorite shows, I'm so ready for it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so it's about on the black teacher in Philadelphia and the plight of the school system, how they don't have enough resources. The principal is this young ass woman who only got the job. She basically black man. The superintendent for the job. She don't care, she's been all the school money getting cute going on dates.
Speaker 4:Oh, I see you're just looking at me like I'm in trouble. Just gave it a dust there like they could what? Okay, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3:So the lady that created her name is a Quinta Bronson. That shit, yeah, she won a me she won a habit element. The show is she wrote the show yeah, she wanted to measure girl.
Speaker 2:She became the first black woman 81 to win the war for best lead actress in the comedy series word, she dwarf.
Speaker 4:She's not a fucking midget. You gotta stop.
Speaker 3:She probably like 411, 5, that's a midget. No, it's not, cuz, god damn, I'm damn near 5, 3.
Speaker 2:so but you're not a midget.
Speaker 4:You smoke, we like cigarettes. You gotta stop that shit.
Speaker 3:Like then you pinch it down.
Speaker 4:Bro, will you stop?
Speaker 2:smoking new porous cuz you smoke. I'm gonna leave y'all alone right now.
Speaker 3:Every elementary is hilarious, hilarious, and it really is the depiction of the school.
Speaker 2:No way, when the shit come on.
Speaker 3:But this is like when they talk ready show like this yeah, I wish of last two years and it's a BC.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's a primary black cast.
Speaker 3:like everybody hates Chris, chris, everybody's Chris in it. Yep, oh, moisha mama in it.
Speaker 4:Well, I'll roughly let's please call you people by the great side. This one's looking say everybody hates Chris Tyler.
Speaker 3:Tyler.
Speaker 4:Tyler James.
Speaker 3:Yes, I am. Yeah, I mean it's really Ralph Mm-hmm and um, I Can't remember.
Speaker 1:But the cast is really good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's actually a very light.
Speaker 1:It's a very show. It's a black yeah.
Speaker 3:Like. And then the teachers is like all young, they it's effort to, but it's they relatable, like they be going out and by damn this.
Speaker 4:Should.
Speaker 3:I do when I say, as a teacher, that shit is so fucking accurate Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:I was really thinking about something.
Speaker 3:What would you do and?
Speaker 2:I was just like loss in the sauce and I was like, okay, let me come back.
Speaker 4:All right, get back.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna make it short, cuz we got what you will come in.
Speaker 4:Or fit for fit.
Speaker 1:What would?
Speaker 2:you do. I was thinking about the fuck I was going cuz, but I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm gonna do. This one is gonna be a little bit different, all right. So you know, this thing, what my what would you do is are normally Experiences that I experienced or that I experienced for somebody else, but this one is actually what would you do From some shit that I saw on Instagram.
Speaker 1:I was like goddamn what.
Speaker 2:What the fuck would I do in that situation? I said, what would you do? What would you do you in say fucking, let's say Walmart, wait, wait, no, no, no, yeah, you on Walmart be realistic target.
Speaker 2:Okay, say, you target and you chilling you in the aisle and you know how to be having them niggas that be doing them videos and fuck with people that be shopping I. So what would you do? You know, target, chilling, and then the nigga throw a bucket basket over your head and you know, you don't know who did it. What would you do in that situation? And then knowing that afterwards that the nigga got you on the camera, shit.
Speaker 4:I would choose a different one, would you do? Because this shit is wet, huh? I Know we're not gonna do that shit tonight, bro, hell, nah, fuck that. I love you to death. I'm not gonna let you go on like that. That's, it was terrible. Nigga, do it again. I.
Speaker 3:Shit crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I couldn't think of what would you do tonight.
Speaker 3:I'm like you know I can say is I'm gonna beat that nigga ass like you know, but don't mind, I'm a beat your ass, it's all you like. I'm gonna find you camera. No camera, all right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I responded. No, I would have jacked it up against the damn city Bagels. I couldn't think of what you do today I got good.
Speaker 3:What you got what sit me raising bagels?
Speaker 2:shit's fire, okay, but that's what would you do.
Speaker 3:Because now I want to sit me raising bagel. For real, I would have jacked his ass up on that shit. I'm gonna put that bucket on my head. You know it looked the videos. Lowkey. Piss me off, because then people be so clueless and then the nigga be looking around like you know, got the buggy put on him too.
Speaker 2:That's what happened. Both had the bucket shit on the Right.
Speaker 3:Oh, people don't be so cool they like, are you okay? No, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:Them shit's be the fucking funnies videos.
Speaker 3:We just need to take a random Saturday morning, go to Target, no, go to Walmart and do it and pretend like have one person record and pretend like we on the phone with somebody and but I am beside this big bitch ass nigga, he ain't gonna do shit.
Speaker 2:He would.
Speaker 3:oh yeah, let's do that Hell. Yeah, no, she said amongst us no, you're gonna be the one doing. We're gonna do it to customers like we're gonna. Each wrote.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'm not fucking with y'all, I'm not doing that shit.
Speaker 2:Hell no.
Speaker 3:That's we got talk to them.
Speaker 2:You know pride like this about doing skates. Make sure it look real, cuz I'm pretty sure they gotta do that. It's no way, like in some of them skates some of niggas be like dogs and All that shit is scripted. Yeah, all that and they have our dumb ass is going in with real fucking people thinking that we're gonna be all right.
Speaker 3:That's gonna be the viral Me jumping on the big-ass bro, the nigga back.
Speaker 2:My father, a seven asses nigga six, two, three, fifty trying to fuck with him or some shit.
Speaker 3:And you know Walmart don't got them sitting razor bagel, so he put some wonder.
Speaker 2:The ebt bread.
Speaker 3:On the hard taco shoes. Yeah, that's today's song.
Speaker 4:You also bullshit.
Speaker 5:I got cocktails with tea.
Speaker 3:All right, man, what's up Y'all? Another week with cocktails, with tea.
Speaker 2:We are typically sponsored by no fucking cocktail, because you all maybe poor.
Speaker 3:Right here, start drinking.
Speaker 4:All right, I'm already had Kinda a little bit drunk, so I know, Typically we are sponsored by intoxic content.
Speaker 3:Shout out to oren at Bargarita. But this week I took matters into my own hands, oh gosh. So this week we are sponsored by Jamaica.
Speaker 4:No, don't do that.
Speaker 3:Shout out to my man, my man, my man. He gave me the recipe for this rum punch, so this is a run punch, y'all. I'm not gonna tell you the measurements because, to be fair, I was just poor. Yeah. So Ingredients you have orange juice and pineapple juice, it doesn't matter the brand. Yeah, a little bit of lime juice. You can pick out your favorite white rum or brown rum. I did Bacardi Spice rum and then a little Jamaican secret called a ray and nephew, which is, if you've been a Jamaican.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, Ray and nephew ain't no fucking joke. Ray your nephew is not no whole ray If you be beating your ass ain't no fucking joke.
Speaker 3:I love rain. Yes, I love rain, nephew. A good mix and to be fair, y'all this run punch. You only need one cup of this to feel good. She's not lying your toes start tingling and your shoulders starting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know about that. She's lying. It should trash as fuck.
Speaker 3:Fuck this, but this goes with my topic for tonight. Well, actually not a topic. It's a question because when I drink this rum punch I get really, really nigga, you can still. There's a label on the back, you're done when I drink this rum punch, I get really, really so the question for tonight is what was your best organ? Can I fill it up blinking?
Speaker 4:Can I fill in a blink horny. Thank you on a fuck come.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what was your best orgasm?
Speaker 2:That's a.
Speaker 3:See you, I'm gonna hold you.
Speaker 4:That's a good. I think you should ask a different question, cuz yeah cuz what? Yeah, cuz what if it wasn't with the current print rate? Like you know, I'm saying like that's.
Speaker 2:I don't get on that. That is it that does matter. Just being honest in your answer.
Speaker 3:All right, so let me switch it up a little bit. What is your dream orgasm?
Speaker 2:Oh, I know my dream orgasm. Yeah, I got yo somebody out there give me a fucking midget, little people, you're saying get you like that as a piece of property.
Speaker 3:That is a whole human. What is a half?
Speaker 2:a property Give me a midget.
Speaker 4:Yeah, see yo, I love my midget. I know we try to get, like you know, numbers of a shit and go viral.
Speaker 2:So now, that's not a viral moment, I'm just saying clearly nigga, that's a cancel moment, a midget it's.
Speaker 4:How's a midget, a cancel?
Speaker 3:This is how you speak about these people a bad term. You don't use that to describe them.
Speaker 4:This is her to do it in a measure. Hey, listen.
Speaker 2:I love you, midgets Okay.
Speaker 4:All right, okay, so see yo dream work guys and miss fucking little person Sit, oh what was yeah, like just to be on the balcony.
Speaker 3:That's what gets her off the most.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay, I'll have one. I.
Speaker 3:Hate when you do this, answer the fucking question. I don't have a dream orgasm.
Speaker 2:This is the ordinary life, you know. Maybe, maybe when it turns 30, maybe he just tears, it come out of the shot.
Speaker 4:Let's not say that again.
Speaker 2:It's not gonna answer the question. I think any work, as I throw you a midget, I throw you one, no.
Speaker 3:Dream orgasm yes would be the balcony. However, it's a certain position.
Speaker 2:But why the balcony though?
Speaker 3:No, it's the adrenaline of a. You're high up, you outside.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 3:Need to be high up. I need to be in a higher. Have you been on a Balcony and Jamaica at night that that?
Speaker 4:wind blowing that ocean sounds.
Speaker 3:Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 4:Okay, um, I don't have one, but that's something interesting on the balcony wait. I didn't imagine getting here.
Speaker 3:I didn't finish at three in the morning.
Speaker 4:Yes, it has to be three in the morning on the balcony Pills in mouth in Okay, tears um put them toes Okay. I guess my dream orgasm would be like toes and mouth White toes to be exact.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna hit. I got a flashback. Are you looking for a midget? Oh my god.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna midget calm Two girls.
Speaker 3:Two girls, no, midget. Set the scene for me. Yeah, set the scene for me. Set the scene. What the fuck?
Speaker 4:is this our erotic poetry night?
Speaker 3:get the fuck on oh, we should do a no-bodies read a product poetry night. Let me set that up, thank you.
Speaker 4:No, the hell we shouldn't.
Speaker 3:I would love that a bunch of bitches is whispering.
Speaker 4:Yo, something is truly wrong with you. No, for real, something actually wrong with you. Did you go to therapy today for?
Speaker 3:Amazing, but a bunch of bitches just whispered.
Speaker 2:Like erotic just imagine a bunch of midget whispering stop it.
Speaker 4:Oh, she works to me it'll be half the value machine.
Speaker 3:That's what I imagine I'm done. That was cocktails with tea. If you would like the recipe to this run punch, I'll be posting on my Instagram and tagging the podcast. It's gonna be little people. Angels at the gates wait for you.
Speaker 4:So Yearsisz mary. We are not yo Yo hey, see you still coming on a magic huh, I got your name, I bet.
Speaker 3:You can't beat them, join them. Let's go holla at home.
Speaker 4:Oh, please don't holla at me about shit. I'm drunk. They got half a service.
Speaker 3:We got some questions for humble.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I got some questions. What's up? Y'all Hold on wait.
Speaker 1:This holla humble.
Speaker 4:The first question is from Scarlet Sully. Wait, scarlet, sully, you have the floor, sir.
Speaker 2:We can't hear Scarlet Sully. It's okay, hold on cuz the listeners.
Speaker 3:Thank you, polo. Shout out to Polo, polo, y'all. Polo is the best sound man. Y'all ain't never seen a podcast like you hear me.
Speaker 5:Yes, we hear you all right Gun to your head and your family's head. Mm-hmm, would you fuck a man that's transitioned to a woman?
Speaker 2:or a woman that transitions to a man.
Speaker 5:Cuz you, you be like.
Speaker 4:Got surgery.
Speaker 5:Sister brother, sister brother grandma grandpa your family.
Speaker 4:On God, I'm, I'm fucking going to a funeral a few funerals.
Speaker 5:But you died you though. Because we all go family.
Speaker 4:I'm going to they go. I don't feel shit anyway.
Speaker 5:And surgery and all that like, like, like she's got a dick and he's got a pussy.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 4:Gotta go, we have to go because.
Speaker 2:Have to go that's a double way All right, but what if they don't kill you?
Speaker 5:and guns in your head. Everybody around you and just.
Speaker 2:Have to do it.
Speaker 1:I'm not going, nigga they going mom mom, I'm gonna call you tonight.
Speaker 4:I love you. Sorry. Oh yeah, I gotta go Sare.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I.
Speaker 6:My question is why the hell you ain't doing no work for your segment? You got us doing all the work.
Speaker 4:Let me answer that question for you, number one.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I really need that. That sound like excuses to be.
Speaker 3:Hey, so I have actually something a little different. Aliens landed on earth. Government chose you to pick one movie to show what Americans are like to aliens.
Speaker 1:You have to pick the best representation in your opinion. I'm saying everybody.
Speaker 5:They're trying to take over they want to see what Americans are like.
Speaker 3:They try to see what are. What are people like?
Speaker 4:You're a little earth. I had to pick one movie to show them. To show them what Americans are like. What movie would I pick?
Speaker 2:They're gonna pick the lion king and shit.
Speaker 3:I think Like.
Speaker 4:I will probably. I will probably pick the purge.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's not a bad one cuz on the purge.
Speaker 4:These motherfuckers was like friendly as fuck. At Four o'clock, at six o'clock, when a purge started, they tried to kill you. You know I'm saying like these motherfuckers is fake, I will pick the purge.
Speaker 3:Like you know what just blow it up. That was that show, ricky Bobby, because I don't know about a sweet baby Jesus.
Speaker 4:I'll pick the purge, ask some random shit.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna play him the Donald Glover video.
Speaker 3:Well, maybe they won't kill the black people.
Speaker 2:Run that shit. Stay, chonane gangsta Wait.
Speaker 6:So if you are in a car on a road trip with three CDs, are you gonna play?
Speaker 4:Oh, I got you easy Familiar to sound revenge. Absolutely, that's number one. Absolutely, community to sound revenge. I'm absolutely playing album if y'all. I swear to God, if you are a fan of hip-hop music, please go listen to community. I promise you that is a great fucking album, great fucking out. I promise you, ceo, you won't be disappointed. I promise you number two will be the car to two a little way yes, great pick. And number three will be good kid mad city by Kendrick.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's a good man city got me to college and my god. Money trees is my shit. Okay, If I had a pig I'd probably pick good kid mad city.
Speaker 4:What was your question? Tears?
Speaker 3:No, I like that question. Yeah, that was a good one. Yeah, that was a good kid mad city. I got you that one I would pick. Yeah, I had to think about it. Oh Right, here, emancipation of me, me, mm-hmm, I think that was a fire-ass.
Speaker 4:I don't hold you, my god. That was a fire, I will know skippable, something a bitch, okay.
Speaker 3:so man's patient me, me, and then, oh, kurt Franklin in a new nation.
Speaker 4:Hmm.
Speaker 3:Okay, cuz I gotta hear a little bit of stonk, hold on slept on R&B album Jimmy Fox unpredictable Nigga that shit.
Speaker 4:So slept on bro. That is a fucking Start to finish. That album was flawless bro.
Speaker 3:I can always say so, I was younger that at my wedding. I'm walking down the aisle to that damn wedding song. That shit is so fucking.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 3:That is so fire. I missed that. What you guys see, yeah.
Speaker 2:Biggie JZ and I.
Speaker 4:Which ones? Nigga any fucking way to think. I got Beethoven, mozart and I for J.
Speaker 2:I do. I probably do the black album for J. I probably do. I probably do still mad it. Like still mad it, big I was, I would do the double CD man. I thought the death, okay, that's it.
Speaker 1:Usher what sure, oh, no, the first, first, first oh that first usher album is crayons.
Speaker 2:This song was on the first. I shall my way. Yeah, oh, that's what he was like 19, 21.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was his break out, shit my way. Oh, he was dancing against our ease dying me. He was dancing against our ease in that video number two.
Speaker 1:Shut up. Did he did he.
Speaker 4:Yes, yeah, level of senses that I was still like Super Bowl tickets weeks.
Speaker 3:Thank you, go ahead. See, just say no, because I know the full name of it Control. Like, honestly, I don't know what it was, but in 2019, for whatever reason I was just going through, listen, dad, that album literally got me through an entire year Like I don't know what. It was, just the words in there like that, a mix table or album. I ain't gonna like because I can say good kid man city got me through college that year.
Speaker 4:I was going up on the album my ass is a complete everybody has one album that got them through a certain period.
Speaker 2:Yeah, absolutely Yo, I go from the albums. Getting through my shit now was fucking Kanye graduation.
Speaker 4:Right now, at this current time, that shows our timeless his music is yo what.
Speaker 2:I was like yo this graduation gave me through life right now. Yeah, the Kanye graduation, it's always one album.
Speaker 3:You know cover to cover that got you through some shit, and if you ever feel like you like low-key, I still revisit good kid mad city. Every time I feel like I need to grow myself. Money trees like money trees reminds me of One of my friends that passed away cuz she's been her used to like this song. You might know to my Angie. Angie passed away regardless, or so yeah, she, she don't want to put me on money trees, at least to listen to that shit all the time, because J Rock versus ridiculous.
Speaker 4:Oh, there was it yeah he was a third one. She said um no she didn't use a second.
Speaker 1:It's a lot of music, it's a lot of music.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of music. Because you ain't even hit like you think about. You need to hit like the 90s, 80s for right. That's why I'm like what she ain't saying.
Speaker 2:I'm good right.
Speaker 3:I'm really thinking about. That is my third one. That's the crazy part, like that coming from one from Refreshing collard greens oh my god, the big bone like a big ball oh. Album is a classic.
Speaker 4:I think I got a picture. All right, hey look Great pics, guys. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cuz we did the work for you. Yeah, you're Thank us.
Speaker 4:And I got my questions for next week already.
Speaker 3:But no questions for this week First, You're supposed to be on my side.
Speaker 2:Ain't, no sorry.
Speaker 3:Hey.
Speaker 4:Holly, that humble this week. I appreciate y'all. Let's get our guests on.
Speaker 3:Let's bring up the first kiss. First up, though.
Speaker 2:Oh, why you? Why you added get the trophy kiss. I'm gonna trophy there, okay, but trophy right there, okay, okay, you got some Hardware. Wait, wait, what the fuck you bring up here?
Speaker 1:The polly.
Speaker 5:I'm on a budget today. I'm sorry for you somewhere.
Speaker 3:Mason.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to get signed by my son. Each polly is a staple in the black community.
Speaker 3:I want to scar my son. Oh, let's get it.
Speaker 4:We got 15. Let's go.
Speaker 3:Oh damn, okay, yeah, yeah, sorry I gotta be disciplined.
Speaker 5:Sorry, didn't mean to speak on the last one.
Speaker 2:What Paula gonna say about the colors might. Oh Okay, great.
Speaker 4:Already they get it.
Speaker 3:All right, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Well, you know, we gotta bring you in. I'm I'm about late, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:We got to bring you in.
Speaker 3:Let us fuck and here in the advisory we just got three, that we got an actual okay.
Speaker 5:Wait, let me guess what they are, who I am from. Do, I do do right, I'll go by skull silly I. Was born in Long Island, new York, but I am from here. I wrote the four. And what do I do? I do? I do kind of little bit everything. I Write, I rap, I sing, I do stand-up comedy, I write for others, I do I edit videos, I make my own cover art. I'm kind of like a what's it called when you Come?
Speaker 2:there we go, trades.
Speaker 5:I'm a scar of all trades.
Speaker 2:I gotta shout out true though, he did a spoke, I'm not spoken word did a comedy. What? I got my infinity sauce you know, I've said, and he bombed a little bit bomb, you think so?
Speaker 5:Graceful bomb, feel like I was just sensitive it was a graceful bomb.
Speaker 1:I was a sensitive.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, we not talking about the just sensitive sensitivity. None, it was a graceful bomb, but I applaud you guys, you went out there and you did that shit.
Speaker 5:I was the first one to stand up in like 10 years and it's funny because when I was done with last day. He was like you did a great job, they see.
Speaker 1:I'm bomb now, though.
Speaker 2:You gotta tell see, people don't be being honest these days. People, you gotta be honest. It's best to be honest with somebody because that's how you gain respect. If the shit was trash, just say yo, man, that wasn't it to be like to be fair.
Speaker 3:Bomb is not no bomb.
Speaker 2:It's not trash. It wasn't trash. It's just like you know how every comedian, not every committee, went out there and did they shit the first, the first night, and did great.
Speaker 5:You don't like my make-a-wish joke. Huh, you don't like my make-a-wish joke.
Speaker 3:No make a wish. You made a wish.
Speaker 2:I said the last joke was funny.
Speaker 4:What was the last joke?
Speaker 3:Nigga.
Speaker 5:First of the n-word. I'd have the crowd say for me I feel like little mob of a foamy.
Speaker 2:Because the crowd engagement, that was good Collection.
Speaker 4:Let's move on. First question for a scar or something right, who got it?
Speaker 3:So, for the people who are unfamiliar with you, can you just kind of give us a brief Like overview of how you got into music?
Speaker 5:Well, I started writing when I was 16. I was into poetry, so like that, like a ground on Poe, and then I listened to Little Wings, the car three and I was on from there.
Speaker 4:Hold up Is your Michael, I'll take. His mic is on my way.
Speaker 2:Oh okay, oh no I.
Speaker 4:Couldn't hear him. Yeah, I could hear you my fault. You would use in the poetry. You was younger, yeah.
Speaker 5:And then I heard little Wings, the car three and I was a rat from there I really started writing after, like the girl I lost my virginity to broke up with me. So I was like got into some Drake. I was really early on, super early on, right. Nobody knew who Drake was when I was listening to Drake.
Speaker 2:He was the grassy Drake.
Speaker 5:It was a comeback season.
Speaker 4:Oh, I know, come back to you, but not a lot of people At the time. I agree with you, so I got at the time I went.
Speaker 5:I had one on a vacation and went to get a search Mate and I was like I want to get a Drake shirt man. He said who? And I had to like find my own picture and all that shit.
Speaker 3:Again, it's a man to be fair, back then Drake was stealing them my space circus.
Speaker 5:Man of the year.
Speaker 3:I love. Come a see.
Speaker 5:But I'm already started taking a serious in 2017. The year prior it was probably the worst year of my life. 2016. I went through a lot of legal stuff, suicidal things, but then I had like got robbed like right right before, and then I just went to New York and pursue music.
Speaker 1:Not having no obstacles, right?
Speaker 3:so, um, this was gonna be another question. I was gonna explain it, but you kind of spoke on it already. Um, what are Some of or I guess that you haven't spoke on already what are some other obstacles that you face being in this industry?
Speaker 5:I hope, schools I face in this industry. Well, I can tell you one when I was in New York and when I was doing a sit in New York, I had at least two or three shows a week for about a year and a half or so in the city and there was one show it was like a. It was like a old-school, like you know, type of showcase. It was like Lord's underground Rod digger.
Speaker 1:She's.
Speaker 5:Keith Murray.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck you, I got a whole story for that.
Speaker 5:He tried to sign me and that's a whole different story.
Speaker 1:I can tell if you want, but uh, but uh, what's?
Speaker 5:uh? He was, he's part of the desk. It was like the first. The squad was Eric Sherman, red man and Keith Murray, but yeah, keith Murray has had a lot of slack where he like does PCP and does rap battles. And Reason he was naked like middle of Long Island for no fucking reason, just tripping out.
Speaker 3:Thank God, try to saw me, man.
Speaker 5:Chass on me by had to pick up my first show. That's all. Oh, it was that a Show that I forgot the venue. It's a very famous venue where, like everybody, starts their shit Was a carousel Manhattan.
Speaker 2:New.
Speaker 5:York yeah.
Speaker 1:Everybody first, our Drake first.
Speaker 5:No, no, apollo, no uh.
Speaker 2:Mr Hall and.
Speaker 5:It's a man. Now we're gonna look at it. I mean, if you look at venues in Manhattan, they're probably pop up, but I have. We have been like $400 before and because we were white, didn't that before.
Speaker 5:We're not fucked them as racist and I had a whole this racist so we did a whole district and this every fucking old ass rapper that didn't do shit, like it was, be this as fuck, like this, this them on a whole track. And then we I went to the radio on Boston there's only like one hip-hop station in Boston and just the two hours is just tirade now Fucking making fun of these old dudes.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 5:Pizza only, fans, business feet to.
Speaker 4:What? What fuels your, your creativity like process when you're creating music?
Speaker 5:How I feel at the time. A lot of my music is based off my emotions, how I feel I got this job to. This is off the album and each of those songs was me feeling a certain type of way at that certain time, like through the intro is like me just feeling confident and Lines is about me coming off drugs. And then, like After, I was feeling like people absent for my life. The stakes I wrote that after my grandmother died, like right when my grandma died, I wrote that shit and then, running through the hills, I was, I was awesome rashes, we know, just hyped up. And then, like Amy Winehouse, I just felt like I, my myself, I need to rehab, but I wasn't going regardless. And then, uh, you know, baby was I don't know it was that was just on some fly, fucking treasure ship yeah.
Speaker 3:So let me ask you are such a creative. What is your creative process like? What do you do? Before you hit the studio was with the steps. Everybody has a thing they do to get prepared. What's your preparation?
Speaker 5:Well, as of lately, because I used to have my own Home studio. I used to work with the engineer free for about two, two and a half years, so I used to go in. I used to be able to go in there with nothing. I just fucking work on something. But, as of lately, I've been Doing a lot of writing, like if you go through my phone right now, I probably have 150 songs. My phone just ran so I'll go to just go to the studio and fucking just knock shit out.
Speaker 2:So man fuck these questions. I listen.
Speaker 4:What he just disrespected the whole step. Fuck. No. Advisory as a staff, as a part, as a unit yeah, motherfucking, colors Wow. Well, why?
Speaker 2:huh, why not?
Speaker 5:Those are great questions.
Speaker 2:This is great questions, great questions.
Speaker 2:You know, this is, this is what I do, you know, but I know that that's your lady over there. Yeah, okay, no disrespect to the lady over there, right, but in the industry, if there was three, you're gonna do three chicks that you will fuck, that you eat out and that's your dump. I Fuck, eat out and dump. It is dump. I just like dump it on the way. No, just dump them like Fuck, yeah, go for it. Like dump D U M P, dump, dump. All right, who's that? So? So, fuck, fuck, eat out and dump.
Speaker 4:What's the?
Speaker 2:three. The three is Beyonce, rihanna.
Speaker 3:Coilering.
Speaker 4:Right, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 5:They say I would, I'll fuck. Rachel Ray.
Speaker 1:Whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4:Yo. He didn't say Rachel Ray, he didn't say, but he didn't say Rachel. Ray Rachel Ray that was my bitches, he said.
Speaker 5:My turn though he asked me the question. He asked the question and he answered himself, fuck he said fuck, mary, kill.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he was giving you the three options of who I mean, and I thought he was giving you the options of who you will fuck eat out and dump out of those three bitches. Okay, so so you a fuck rich away uh-huh.
Speaker 1:Fuck Rachel.
Speaker 2:Ray say eat out eat out huh, I Box you in.
Speaker 5:And then dump.
Speaker 2:They gotta be a baddie, though, chris, all right.
Speaker 5:I'm getting her out, I'm punching her face.
Speaker 2:This is where the option so you gotta pick one of the options, then you gotta be. That's your opinion. Yes, it is. Then what's that girl name? She's like 40 something, but she bad burger rolls.
Speaker 5:Wait, let me change my home. He changed.
Speaker 1:I think it's that burger laundry. No, I don't know that day.
Speaker 3:I killed 87 minutes. You don't know who that is. He don't know Sophie, he knows her.
Speaker 4:He don't watch you off the ground.
Speaker 5:Yes, you do. Who are those? She was in All About the Benjamin's, all About the Benjamin's. She dated Mike Epps, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh her, oh, she didn't get fucked.
Speaker 3:She didn't let go that much English.
Speaker 5:That's a bad impression. That sound like Jeremy.
Speaker 2:You know, who I fuck. I fuck that chick. She already went. That bitch is not her. He already went. The midget chick that was on the white shit.
Speaker 5:Oh, you're going to make me, that's what.
Speaker 2:Tristan White shit.
Speaker 4:Can you?
Speaker 5:say it in the midget no.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's talking about the little bitch Woo I know he was talking about.
Speaker 5:He keeps saying midget. He's saying the n-word of little people.
Speaker 2:She a porn star? Yeah, absolutely, I'm about to say the n-word of five seconds. I'm watching that shit tonight. Beat Mike Genki, all right man.
Speaker 3:Well, as our time is winding down, I'm going to take over from our boss. Usually you got to shout out all your socials where the people can find you at what's up. Before I do that, I tell CEO I'm going to ask my question, what's the one?
Speaker 5:Because you know, last time and I thought that was a great pocket.
Speaker 1:We went to like midnight, Like we talked for an hour.
Speaker 2:Fucking audio Fuck that.
Speaker 1:But guess what?
Speaker 5:So because of that man, you should have me just back on another time.
Speaker 2:Oh, he won an hour special Dude, I'll entertain the people.
Speaker 5:Scott won an hour special.
Speaker 1:I mean maybe 30, man 45.
Speaker 6:Boat, we can't see?
Speaker 5:Oh, because we don't have the logins. I told him the last time I was like yo. If anybody needs a feeling of people feeling sick, call me, call me, I ain't mad today.
Speaker 3:See we all going to need a feeling that we want a while Actually that's what I want.
Speaker 4:Who take? It next week off to put scar in.
Speaker 3:You, because you always want to take off. You don't never have your camera.
Speaker 5:And in fact I have my own section and questions.
Speaker 3:That's crazy that people just jump like that Wait no I don't like you.
Speaker 5:I mean in a friendly way bro.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to be here forever.
Speaker 5:I'm not going to be here, for I'm a substitute teacher.
Speaker 2:But listen, he's training tonight. He was our one of our past training tonight. We got like three of our past training. Night ones Shout out to the sunshine over there, and I'm saying oh, he's recent.
Speaker 1:I was like, but he's just won last week.
Speaker 2:But I just want you to tell the people how is your training, how was your training day experience? Or is your training day?
Speaker 5:Dude, I love it. I come fucking every week basically, and you guys have inspired me as this continue to work in, like last week I did y'all, so I went to do another show the same night and I went to the show on Saturday, like I'm booked and busy you guys have helped me out, inspiring me to put out me. I put out a whole album because of because y'all's platform so I can be able to promote it.
Speaker 2:That's right. You know I'm a bit controversial. Shout out to her. Shout out to Mary Mack, though. Shout out to Mary Mack 100%. You know train day. They all came through train day CLT. You know what I'm saying. Which one is better, though?
Speaker 5:Which one?
Speaker 2:is better than yours.
Speaker 4:I feel more at home with y'all. Don't do that.
Speaker 1:Don't do that, don't do that. I feel more at home with y'all Don't answer that question.
Speaker 4:I feel more at home with y'all. Don't do it, I don't care.
Speaker 5:I feel more at home with y'all.
Speaker 1:I feel more at home with y'all.
Speaker 5:I mean if we're taking them good break, because I've known him since Montego opened that studio. Shout out to my nigga, Let me tell you about that.
Speaker 2:That's my nigga. We used to work together.
Speaker 1:That's my dog.
Speaker 5:That shit was that's why, I feel like I can answer the question. I don't care.
Speaker 2:His vision when it was like nothing but rubbish. We'd be sitting in there having a meeting and it was rubbish and he did that. So shout out to my man I call him dad's, but Montego, you know like that's what.
Speaker 5:But I've worked with you know, and for a lot, but they've been inviting me over there and you know, show them love and shit like that. But like, the love that I get from is really between like who's performing and how the people act that are performing. Cause like I've linked with so many people from y'all.
Speaker 1:I was like me and rockstar are working on a whole album and next we're rocking on.
Speaker 5:We're going to have a whole peak studio session of us working next week and I mean JoJo and Stax are working on a whole album. I mean I've told CEO this shit before, like I because I'm not dirty, and shit like that, like I told these young guys, you know, keep fucking coming here keep networking Cause I mean you come in here and act like a fucking rock star and I leave it.
Speaker 5:What are you doing, dude? Like you, you got to come here and have an agenda of trying to work with as many fucking people as you can so you can network and, you know, have a whole fan base of people that are behind it. Rappers be boozy as fuck.
Speaker 3:Rappers be boozy as a fuck.
Speaker 2:That's why our show is so late.
Speaker 5:They want to come in fashion relate Okay, you got that armarillo, but most of your show.
Speaker 2:I saw a quote which was fucking incredible. It said if you got a Rolex on and you're at work, that is not a flex. I was like, oh, that's tough, that's tough. So I was like, just not even, you don't have to have a Rolex, you can just have any other high fashion shit, and you know what I mean? That was, that was, that was crazy.
Speaker 3:But yeah, well, we know, I agree with that. You could be a CEO of a business and have a Rolex on, and that's different.
Speaker 5:I think that made it more like a as a worker.
Speaker 2:Right, you got to punch it in the clock and you got a Rolex Like going to Walmart, you got a really right.
Speaker 3:Wow, that's crazy, I'm gonna be in the party.
Speaker 1:Oh God, especially the one on the works.
Speaker 5:You got a Rolex on your one more you know it's fake. Okay, we got it from.
Speaker 3:China. Drop me socials for us and let us know where you can find you.
Speaker 5:I go by. I go by Skaroselli SKARoselli on Instagram. My OG Skarface with the K and I'm on all streaming platforms at Skaroselli. I just dropped my new album called bigger than or better than ever, I say eight songs of like things that I think the best music I've come out with. So, um, and I come check me out of train there man. Shout out to train a day.
Speaker 3:shout out to the advisory shout out to CEO the track, but my next song is going to be featured on his next album. We got the logins.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to remember Skarman yeah.
Speaker 4:Skarman.
Speaker 3:Okay, one thing for sale. Let me tell you about why people remember how they logins.
Speaker 5:Play the beat, play the beat. Play the beat. Oh, we can rap on it right now. He got the logins.
Speaker 1:I'll get off. I'll get off right, Play the beat Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:This is no advisory podcast exclusive. We got T Tyrus unscripted. We got my man Scar. We about to go in this shit right now. All y'all motherfuckers ready? Woo, no, I wasn't ready. We got the logins, skarman.
Speaker 3:Skarman, you said that that's really easy. Oh yeah, you got the logins.
Speaker 1:Skarman. I'm loggin' in Skarman. I got some money. Skarmer, I got some money.
Speaker 5:Skarman.
Speaker 3:I got a bitchy spender trying to hack my pay. Hey, I got the logins.
Speaker 1:Hey, they need to go in. Hey, I got the logins. Hey, I got the logins. I just want a logins. I got the password.
Speaker 5:I'm already password Cause I got the logins. Yeah, I got the logins. I got the logins. Hey, I got the logins. Yeah, I got the logins. I got the what logins logins. I got a job at Umbarling. They want a bitch if they call it. Pull up a meter on Stalin and I'm an Indian trail, so I guess I'm right next to Stalin's, but bitch. I got the logins. But bitch I got the logins.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, you got it right there, all right we got it All right.
Speaker 5:That's y'all man.
Speaker 2:Skarman, skarman, skarman, skarman, skarman.
Speaker 5:So that's a Skarley. Yeah, don't say.
Speaker 2:Skarley.
Speaker 1:I don't got the logins. Oh silly Big Skar.
Speaker 3:Not the little one. Big Skar, not the little one.
Speaker 4:Big, humble, humble, big humble, big humble.
Speaker 5:I guess I'll see me soon as a substitute teacher?
Speaker 2:That's crazy, right? That is crazy. We gonna go do stand-up comedy. Be a substitute teacher, all right? What's up next? Uh, tranny, tonight.
Speaker 4:Wee, wee yeah. How about you Will yeah, tranny yeah.
Speaker 1:Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, what's good?
Speaker 2:Blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Can you do some Palmer songs?
Speaker 5:You got a piece. What's up, bro? You drunk, you think you're drunk. You know, I will take a shot.
Speaker 1:Who think you're drunk like a?
Speaker 6:skunk.
Speaker 3:You're like 45 minutes late. It's gonna be dangerous.
Speaker 6:Oh shit, I'm so hungry bro.
Speaker 2:They'll make you drunk like a skunk. That's right, that's right, that's right. That's right, that's right. You got the log in. We got the log in. We got to get on that. We gonna bring them in that way.
Speaker 3:Hey, this is my new song that I'm dropping out of the next album.
Speaker 1:Follow me, follow my groups. I got the log in. Yo, you need help. I got the log in. Change your username, change your password.
Speaker 3:I got the logins. I got the logins I got Will Manger track, then I tell you how to log in. Ain't no black boy bitch?
Speaker 6:She got the logins. Gon' get it all in. I don't give a fuck about it. I don't give a fuck about it. I'ma keep going yep, all the time. Login, get it up on your brand Login, ig Login, facebook Login, twitter X with the county. Don't give a fuck about it, I'm gon' keep it rolling. I'ma stop it right there, cause I'm freestep.
Speaker 4:Login log in, log in. Log in, log in. Hey, it's Login Gang. All 2024 bitch Login Gang.
Speaker 6:Hey, y'all got the logins 2424 bitch Login Gang. Y'all got the logins bring them in track.
Speaker 3:Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1:You wanna see yo she's drunk yeah, she's drunk.
Speaker 2:What's going on? She's drunk as fuck. You wanna see yo? She just turned 30.
Speaker 4:Since she was, old, you're 48, relax.
Speaker 3:Nigga you the reason we made. We got the logins on. Okay, so you are inspiration. I want 80% quality Can we get 80% of the logins.
Speaker 4:Can we get 80% of your social security checks?
Speaker 6:I don't know. Login is gon' be pretty hard.
Speaker 1:That's gon' be pretty tight, that's gon' be a tight concept, thank you.
Speaker 3:Thank you, I appreciate it for somebody that only pushed the button. Hey yo, we gon' try to stick it okay the real punch is kicking my ass right now.
Speaker 2:You're welcome. I need a ticket to say what Make chicken me. I'ma give me two chicken with cheese.
Speaker 3:They had no advisory. We gotta bring you in the no advisory style way. And that's just asking you three simple questions. What did you put in? Why?
Speaker 2:is that still going?
Speaker 3:Is that old nigga shit we talking about?
Speaker 4:Stop touching me that nigga don't know technology at all. What are you?
Speaker 3:doing the three simple questions who you are, where you from and what the fuck you do.
Speaker 6:I'm chill Willie straight out of Rock Hill, south Carolina, and what the fuck I do? I make motherfuckin' music Shit. I work two full living. I'ma motherfucka plumb also, so I'm still on my grind at all times.
Speaker 1:Ladies, he got the pipes.
Speaker 4:He's a pipe all day he got the pipes. How did I know you was gon' go there, terri?
Speaker 1:What is your respect?
Speaker 6:I ain't no thang. I ain't no thang it's all good. It's all a little right. I know these good trainin' day people. You know what I mean.
Speaker 3:So we here, because you weren't trainin' here tonight.
Speaker 1:Yes sir, that was the wrong one.
Speaker 4:We don't need the old nigga shit, we don't need to put the labels on there. Okay, it's here. Again it's there.
Speaker 3:So you're here because you weren't trainin' here tonight. Yes sir, yes sir okay, that works Better than the other one, that's all.
Speaker 6:I'm trying to go for.
Speaker 2:I saw some shit that said that said rimshot. That's what that was. That's not a rimshot. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:You not gon' say pause or nothin', nothin' it. I said a rimshot you know how the rimshot is.
Speaker 4:Pulse nah you tell that rimshot. No, I'm talkin' about a rimshot, we'll talk about it later.
Speaker 3:Okay, we going back to the interview. So listen, so you weren't trainin' here tonight. Congratulations to you for that doin' it first and foremost.
Speaker 2:That's not a music beat.
Speaker 3:You're the only great talent that knows how to make it out on top. I know you feelin' pretty good about that yeah.
Speaker 6:I definitely appreciated the love. I had a lot of love by then Y'all always make me feel good, cause y'all know how to vibe be a bit lit up. You know, hey, dj Scott can't be open. Oh my god, he be goin' in trap seed. You always set it off. You know how that be. So I mean it was a great vibe. Yeah, all the times, every time I done been there, it's been great.
Speaker 3:So and that's what I was gonna ask y'all, I was gonna say can you talk to us a little bit about, like, what your experience has been at training day Since you started performing there, oh, since I?
Speaker 6:started performing there. Oh, it's been, I mean, one of the best experiences I done. Saw in Charlotte, at least one of them. I mean I be doin' all the time I be workin', you know every Thursday and where I was doin' press box and then I turned around and I been doin' sports one.
Speaker 1:Bar lounge every Thursday, so.
Speaker 6:And then you know I was bouncin' with y'all and was doin' that, but you know I be on the road too, so I always yeah, I'm always on the road. I been Atlanta yeah. I done been to Tampa, brooklyn, a little bit of everywhere I been, yeah. You been workin' you know, man, I see you should.
Speaker 3:So I gotta ask for the people that may be unfamiliar with you, chill Willie, like what's the Explain to us? Where did that name come from? Man? Actually my name is William.
Speaker 6:My name is William Young and, um, ever since I was young, Actually, I used to be around my cousin. He always used to be like. Chill Will, chill, will, chill Will. We just ended up Start rappin' and makin' music as a youngin'.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 6:I just uh chill will went from chill will to chill will either. You know just stuck them.
Speaker 3:It's catchy, like it's very, it's a very memorable name, then I also like that character to him.
Speaker 6:He always been one of my favorite character we from in the woodwood peck move yeah yeah, I mean, I mean it's a back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah that's a 90s job.
Speaker 2:I'm about to fucking let atomic bomb on your ass. I got like. I got like one and a half more time speed down to 77 going 90 at 90 a little bit of a 27-year-old little person.
Speaker 4:He's 78. You go to jail, nigga musical influences.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's a bunch of them.
Speaker 6:I mean it's a bunch of I mean I love buster round. He wanted my favorite shout out buster. But like for some of the new schoolers, actually I'm an underground man I like a lot of money. Man, I like his little black circle crew, you know I mean. Well, I'm into a lot of that underground, a lot of the underground scene.
Speaker 4:I like a lot what's your favorite song that you ever recorded, bro?
Speaker 6:my favorite song I ever recorded oh man, that's a but, that's a hard one actually came, for the throne was actually that's the newest favorite one. I actually recorded that. I really liked it. You know that's one of the newest one, but I also remember back in the day. Welcome to my world. I could say the one I did, like I also have a video on there also, okay, those you know, back in the day, back in 2000 I think, like 2011, somewhere around there with those, I thought, these questions, oh my god what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2:so listen, for first of all, shout to the the fucking wings you're an asshole a shot the fucking wings. Tell him how the way why are you? Thinking about the wings right now. Hold on, we are just a segue into the they are wonderful question.
Speaker 6:They are wonderful scrumptious shot the safari wing.
Speaker 2:That's a sua sauce on it sua suya suya suya man.
Speaker 6:Oh my god, wow, I'm a suya.
Speaker 1:I'm a suya and I'm a green and gotta get a hat though you ain't ain't gotta get a hat, you can get that regular.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, oh my god, now I ain't gonna hold you this place is way too spicy.
Speaker 4:It is my name is. Every time I got my spice like they take dried peppers and chop them up into the sauce. Yeah them, she's just hot listen, right, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think you keep that if you had to live without one of these things, which would it be? Would it be no elbows or no knees?
Speaker 4:either way, you can't do shit.
Speaker 6:I'm trying to tell you. I'm to my name. I'm to my name, I was gonna break me down.
Speaker 2:Which one no elbows on, no knees, no elbows.
Speaker 3:No need, I ain't gonna be able to grab it if you ain't got no elbow shit oh that's all
Speaker 4:kind of question we can't cancel this episode. I don't know.
Speaker 6:I mean, I don't know how to answer that, because I mean, I was like a little situation.
Speaker 4:Hey, that was funny as fuck, right?
Speaker 6:I mean you ain't gonna do nothing not sure how to people know you got you, grab your cup.
Speaker 4:I mean you might know the dad.
Speaker 3:He had no elbows on these. No, he didn't.
Speaker 6:That's crazy but I mean that's why you gotta thank God for all your limbs. I pick one, you know. I mean you're gonna pick cuz this people ain't got that no elbows on the knees we're gonna pick but, I gotta pick one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you gotta pick one bro okay you think you're hard, I gotta see one I could use the bed think about it. You got no need you. Fine, yeah, just give me my elbow, man just go here.
Speaker 6:I can't walk, I sit in the chair.
Speaker 3:I sit in the chair, I just okay.
Speaker 2:That's the fact it's never gonna bend your legs, can never go been all right, I got a question we exist in a while, okay this is your question.
Speaker 3:Your question I really love to a trap trap question.
Speaker 6:I need a trap question I hope these type of question don't come back to haunt you know this is a good one. I'm just playing with you like the boss okay.
Speaker 3:I'm just like, I'm just if you can go on a tour right and you had to pick somebody to open up for you she gave me an answer.
Speaker 2:The fucking somebody to close. Yes, somebody to close.
Speaker 3:Who would it be?
Speaker 4:you're the middle artist. Yeah, you're the headliner opening clothes for you.
Speaker 3:Which artists would it be?
Speaker 4:even though I feel like the hell out of any artist. Yeah, I was about to say.
Speaker 1:I always like the middle opening in middle and then you close the show.
Speaker 3:Who would you pick?
Speaker 1:and it could be anybody, fucking trap question I don't know, I like my man fitted bag he out of Dallas.
Speaker 6:Texas.
Speaker 2:Look him up, he's super gas what's his name is not fitted bags, fettie bags.
Speaker 4:FETT I bags.
Speaker 6:FETT yep, okay fit it back your BAGZ, okay, yeah, he pretty gas. I definitely like him. Um, my man, I like the rain. I'm gonna say the rain, the life, and I like, so like the boys that they are all Savannah. Georgia they grew nah actually they, they are all different okay, they both different, but they, you know I mean they in the. They live in the same oh.
Speaker 3:I got you very much yeah, I mean all these people in the underground scene.
Speaker 6:I mean, if you know rap analytics, you know dining on Atlanta Georgia malls, entertainment, stuff like that. There's a lot of people. I've never worked with you know through them a lot like Mike Beese also, which is one of them boosters, main people. I talked to him a lot also. So you know, and hopefully one day we can get something to get working on that manifest, that shit.
Speaker 2:Working on that yeah.
Speaker 4:So when you in the studio, bro, like what's okay, I'm, I'm asked, I'm asked for three, three. You know a lot of niggas get in the studio and they need certain shit to record. You know I'm saying, whether it be fucking candy or goddamn, a certain bottle or bitches, you know we or what's three things you would say you need when you in the studio to really feel like you in your zone and like you really can get creative.
Speaker 6:Oh, really, I'm really just mostly I might have a little something to drink, but really it's gonna be real for we got pink three though.
Speaker 4:So we're gonna do real for alcohol. And then what would you say?
Speaker 2:one more thing will be a dayline dialing down on, you can say we do, we do we.
Speaker 4:So we got we. We got alcohol and what's? One more thing?
Speaker 6:you don't like, no, certain type of candy you don't want to have skills while you in the studio or a certain type of snack well, hey, I don't fuck with the skills before so I ain't no new to me line about that but, I, mean I don't need it all the time that ain't, I ain't gonna say there's something that just necessarily got to put me in the zone or my zone.
Speaker 2:I feel that and I mean to do anything.
Speaker 6:I feel like when I get in that shit, if I got a clear head, I'm gonna go hard anyway, okay and then it's gonna be even better. You know, I'm saying thanks, man.
Speaker 2:But listen, man, you want to shout out my man chair? Well, let him know.
Speaker 6:They can find you out of all fucking social media platforms and man, you can find me at chill underscore with the six on IG. Chill with the 95 74 on YouTube. At chill with 263, that's on Facebook. That's about all my social media's right now. I'm working on some more later on, but you know how that is you ask me what I need in the studio next time next
Speaker 4:time. Next time, next time get it under your belt.
Speaker 3:And then we got you when I fucking get it and I get on people's radar and Spotify playlist. Don't say shit to me.
Speaker 2:This is where your friends right now remember who had your back right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:We, your friends, right now we're talking about that. We didn't turn on. You see, you know, you get no 8%.
Speaker 3:You get, you got the inspiration from two percent. I get a nigga 1.3, 45 minutes to find us long no, for real, though.
Speaker 4:You stood there for like 30. No, no, no exaggeration, let's say a real number. You stood there for about 25 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck that password?
Speaker 3:that was 25 minutes before. You couldn't even log in for 15 more minutes so 40 minutes in total, you couldn't get into the time he spent on the computer trying to log in.
Speaker 4:So you spent the hour total. You spent 60 minutes total trying to log into some you may forget your password because why you forget your password.
Speaker 2:I'm not doing that, cuz it.
Speaker 4:Shit is fucking set in the smartphone you guys are, just say that it's okay, we're here for you oh, that's what he said.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's a day CLT they got a day CLT much love. I appreciate y'all all the love.
Speaker 2:See, I'm a claim you're gonna catch up on the queue.
Speaker 3:It's your girl trap. See this punch.
Speaker 4:It's different tonight tears added some shit to it.
Speaker 3:It's some extra Ramadan no, it's your bad a guy to test?
Speaker 4:yes, it's your boy, my humble. All you little fucking man like subscribe send this shit to your grandma. She ain't gonna.