Ever found yourself wrapped up in a tale so personal, it felt like your own? That's the kind of connection we're forging today, with stories ranging from the tear-jerking to the side-splitting. We kick off with a toast to life's recent escapades, including a heartfelt farewell to my 'shot coach' days and a salute to young YouTubers carving their niche. But it's not all cake and candles; we're also peeling back the glitz of Tinseltown to reveal the raw, unscripted moments that define a true artist, courtesy of the legendary Katt Williams.
Grab your drink and pull up a chair, because this table's set with heaping servings of controversy and conviction. We're not shying away from the tough stuff – parenthood, high-profile splits, and even the ethics behind restaurant healthcare fees. Get ready to nod along or shake your head as we weave through personal narratives and tackle the service industry's unspoken rules. And when it comes to those tricky texts while you're out with your partner? We're laying it all out there, inviting you to weigh in on how you'd react.
Let's cap off with a little shake-up, from spicy cocktail recipes that'll have you reaching for the tequila to candid confessions of our favorite guilty pleasures – we're talking about the kind you clear your browser history for. Expect to find yourself in stitches or scratching your head as we discuss everything from the latest adult content legal drama to the age-old question of how you'd handle your mom dating someone your age. So, whether you're here for the laughs, the advice, or just the sheer audacity of it all, you're in good company. Welcome to the show – where the stories are as eclectic as our listeners.
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Ever found yourself wrapped up in a tale so personal, it felt like your own? That's the kind of connection we're forging today, with stories ranging from the tear-jerking to the side-splitting. We kick off with a toast to life's recent escapades, including a heartfelt farewell to my 'shot coach' days and a salute to young YouTubers carving their niche. But it's not all cake and candles; we're also peeling back the glitz of Tinseltown to reveal the raw, unscripted moments that define a true artist, courtesy of the legendary Katt Williams.
Grab your drink and pull up a chair, because this table's set with heaping servings of controversy and conviction. We're not shying away from the tough stuff – parenthood, high-profile splits, and even the ethics behind restaurant healthcare fees. Get ready to nod along or shake your head as we weave through personal narratives and tackle the service industry's unspoken rules. And when it comes to those tricky texts while you're out with your partner? We're laying it all out there, inviting you to weigh in on how you'd react.
Let's cap off with a little shake-up, from spicy cocktail recipes that'll have you reaching for the tequila to candid confessions of our favorite guilty pleasures – we're talking about the kind you clear your browser history for. Expect to find yourself in stitches or scratching your head as we discuss everything from the latest adult content legal drama to the age-old question of how you'd handle your mom dating someone your age. So, whether you're here for the laughs, the advice, or just the sheer audacity of it all, you're in good company. Welcome to the show – where the stories are as eclectic as our listeners.
Follow us on social media www.instagram.com/noadvisoryclt
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Speaker 3:We look like that regularly. I know, friend, but not right now.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:About. I mean, I feel like goddamn is a lot to fuck we got a month.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, it's a lot to fucking look, can we?
Speaker 3:just please look, listen. Let's just start with tears, cuz you want to drink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna start with her, but let's just act like the drinks still in here when we get to her part.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I mean it's gonna be gone by time. It's super gone.
Speaker 3:Well, I would like to say, new Year had a birthday couple days ago. Go season, goat season.
Speaker 1:Yo at 30. That's when, like, you really get nasty and shit. Yo what I've been.
Speaker 2:What's what you gonna get?
Speaker 1:nasty here Because like it's it a call it dirty 30, so it's like you do nasty shit when you turn 30.
Speaker 3:I mean to be fair. What did you make a?
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:Shout out to my man, my man, my man. I had a great, amazing birthday. I had a hard launch this week. Um, of course, you know, in PR, when you have a hard launch, you just drop that man on the timeline. Just drop that man on the timeline and it went crazy. I retired my jersey in the rafters, please. Hey, yes, I had a my's well right. Yeah, but I had a D-Wave farewell tour, you know.
Speaker 2:D-Wave farewell tour. For what?
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I retired my jersey. You know, I'm the original shot coach. I Used to be shooting way, retire your jersey.
Speaker 1:What Jersey? We were talking about my man.
Speaker 3:Now I got a man. Now I retire my jersey.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh. I was long, so you got a man at 30. She was a coach. I was the coach of the team. I was shooting those shots.
Speaker 3:I was in a screech to my shots.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you.
Speaker 3:I am was almost a product of that service. She actually was really smart what she used to do. Shot at my girl T daddy because this this working. She used to do a single train where, like if you were single, you submit a picture and a short bio about yourself. Mm-hmm her followers, if they interested in a single, they hit you up, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I really think I should do that again, though, for I think you should.
Speaker 3:I might incorporate that for like a no advisory Valentine's Day type thing. Mm-hmm, and you, these artists out and you know see, some music will pop in and some more music.
Speaker 1:Mani LeVon. What's up?
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I think we should try that. But yes, so I am retired, your girls off the streets. I am happily in relationship bliss.
Speaker 1:So you, so you got in a relationship in Jamaica.
Speaker 3:No, I had a relationship before Jamaica.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I just let the people know.
Speaker 3:I've been in a relationship. Nobody just ain't know that shit, cuz they're my business. Like I said, I've been nasty. Ask that man.
Speaker 1:Shit, thank you. So she went to Jamaica.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, I got a Jamaica and I got it with a bottom on and he made me a bad guy. She even she got the pot way down. You know, Say mine, I've been a bad guy that Jamaica in and now Never really in other ways.
Speaker 2:More than terrible, okay, oh sorry.
Speaker 3:Hi the first one George foreman Grilled, my god he's a better entrepreneur than he is a boxer. It's probably the young. It's probably the youngest person I ever said. We ever say our birthday to. I want to kill my mom, I want to kill my dad. This is birthday. We'll walk. He turned eight today.
Speaker 1:You know the little boy that did this.
Speaker 3:I want to kill my mom. I want to kill my dad. I want to kill my grandma who the okay. I know who DDG is.
Speaker 2:Yes it's a black kid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's little walk. He's hilarious. He's like a YouTube star. He probably makes millions of dollars a year. Go look him up.
Speaker 2:But he made a song called I want to kill my mom. It no, it was a prank.
Speaker 3:It was like in the video of a YouTube video that he was doing and he act emo for a day. He walked around with this fool like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was scared.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right in that context.
Speaker 3:Shout out to wow. That's my love, that's my little homie.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. Yeah, I was just looking at this joint the other day and it was. It wasn't disturbing but I was fucking pissed. It was like the capture said you here working your nine to five job and this little eight year olds made fifty something Million dollars. Yeah, I was looking at that shit and I had to post it. I was like I gotta look at this shit again.
Speaker 3:That's like y'all the little nigga with the toys Ryan. Oh my god like the most paid youtuber. Yes and I'm mad at it, cuz you gotta be.
Speaker 2:I mean, I know his parents behind Mr Beats, cuz we don't wish to be basically mr YouTube at this point.
Speaker 3:But I'm just like damn you, that little, that little boy, he makes money off of just playing with toys playing with toys Understand my knees. When she was little, she would have watched him play with the toys.
Speaker 1:See like.
Speaker 3:What joy did I get out of watching somebody else play with toys? I don't know, but they be in there, lit as hell, watching that little boy play the same joy.
Speaker 2:Grown ass man get out of watching people Play the game. That's what I told my daughter.
Speaker 1:Like my daughter and I woke up to this morning she was in there watching some shit called like proud family here, girl right here I've never seen problem.
Speaker 3:No reason problem like get dressed to go to work when there's an 11 year old kid that made 35 plus million this year, got a clown you clown cuz I ain't gonna lie, I have been thinking of ways to get my niece into some stuff, because we need some money, baby, oh Yo social media content video.
Speaker 1:That's where it's at. Oh, it takes just one video for us to go viral and we in there. That's crazy. In there we got to do say some controversy shit or do something to be fair, controversial shit every week. Because maybe wasn't clipped right or something.
Speaker 3:Cuz I do say some controversy, I think we should have like a hot box session, like a mini sold of Unpopular beans, haven't? Yeah? Just having like sitting around in a car full hot box with the camera and just seeing what crazy as shit comes out, I'm out, yeah listen.
Speaker 1:Whatever at this point, whatever the fuck floats the boat that makes a shit rock and move fucking.
Speaker 3:Manifesting a successful and prospering year for no advisory. I smell 16,000 more followers on YouTube, yep, 28 more thousand followers on Instagram and a viral moment that puts us in front of millions. Facts, and I might have to show a titty or two, but hey, I'm a sacrifice for the group, that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1:I might got to go with you, yeah sacrifice for the group. Now we're gonna be banned.
Speaker 3:Okay. Topics a lot of shit I could have put in here, but for the sake of time I did yeah. Yeah, a lot of shit happened over the last couple weeks. I really want to talk about the cat was. That's gonna take a whole episode. Wait, is about that. Shout out to Shannon Sharp. Shout out the club shea shea.
Speaker 3:Shout out to drive kings for supporting that movement and funding that whole podcast. Shout out to cat Williams for coming through and speaking his truth for two hours and 47. Yeah, maybe God that nigga drops on T, that was some gospel as nigga, but I love that shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, and to make a nigga, say cat how you doing Can't say all you niggas is bullshit.
Speaker 3:When you sign the dem, you get a light skin woman and don't do interviews. For 20 years now you think that, but that sentence just applied to seven other people in the industry.
Speaker 1:Oh, that shit is and they didn't do the picture all the niggas got.
Speaker 3:Everybody.
Speaker 2:They said cat Williams is on drugs.
Speaker 3:Steve Harvey said to the entertainer Ludacris who else?
Speaker 1:all the motherfuckers everybody. Listen. They always try to silence motherfuckers. That took the truth.
Speaker 3:But I think what? What made his everything he was saying Stronger in recent like beyond what he said? Obviously a lot of people's like, oh he's lying or whatever. Whatever, I personally think he was fully telling the truth. He said everything. Conviction, he didn't stutter, he didn't stumble, he didn't change his story. He was a hundred percent everything he said. I believe word for word. But ice cube, did y'all see the ice cube interview? Nah, I'm sure you confirmed everything he was saying about Friday. He was an old interviewer.
Speaker 3:No, this is recently like this was like ice cube responding back Like ice cube was doing the interviews like via Skype or something like that. He was doing an interview and the interviewer asked him like like obviously, cat Williams, it says a lot of things about Friday. You know what are your thoughts on that? He was like Basically, in so many words, to say he not lying, he cool. Everything cat Williams said he called collaborate cooperate.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there you go. I can't say that word. And the only thing that he kind of like Clarified a little bit more is remember when Ricky smiley, I guess went on record and said the money, mike was his role and cat was like it was never your role. I wrote it. Ice cube said that's not true. So in Hollywood you know they have a lot of people audition for the role to get that part and they said that.
Speaker 3:When he said that when Ricky smiley came in for the audition they feel like he was better suited as a Santa and when cat Williams came in they felt like he was better suited for money Mike. So he got the part, but he said the whole thing about cat Williams, basically like rewriting the script. He said Not really, but he kind of did, and he means that because he said that the script was already written. First of all, ice cube said that was never seen about nobody being raped. He would never write that in no movie, especially a movie of this caliber that's supposed to be light and funny.
Speaker 3:He was like that wouldn't make no sense to put it in there right. So. But he said everything else about like money, mike, he said. We had like a general script, he said, but cat Williams really enhanced the character.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:So you know he said originally cat was was only supposed to have like a three-line part in the movie, but his energy every day, the way he was so prepared to come to work and how he was acting on camera Just adding stuff here and there. They gave him more scaring time and ice cube said if it wasn't for him he probably wouldn't. They wouldn't have made that installation of Friday as good as it was to be fair, that happens in a lot of movies.
Speaker 3:People don't realize a lot of scripts are already pre-written but certain actors will bring certain things to the table and enhance it, like a lot of scenes, for example, like Fast and Furious, the um scene where the rock was coming at the end of the movie and it was at the house at the cookout. Tyrese was like looking at what I, that shirt that was. That was improv, so that was really like joking back and forth each other. But that does happen where actors bring shit to the table and elevate movies. And, to be fair, what was the line, terry?
Speaker 2:That's the one.
Speaker 1:don't take that shirt, oh no, that's a scene when he was walking. Yeah, he was walking.
Speaker 2:He said probably cuz I know the shit. I see this movie way too many times. I can tell y'all verbatim over said you said me, you better hide your baby. Oh, and then the rocks say you would have had that big.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So, that was, but that was improv. That wasn't written in the screw right but I said for Friday, though Friday at the next angle, I, my couple, my favorite scenes are because of money might and I was saying that shit the other day I was saying if somebody, I said yeah, everything gotta go, maybe even you. I was saying that shit every day, so he ain't lying.
Speaker 1:I mean for me, the we talk about the comedian parts, the diddy shit got me Like yo remember that slogan when it was like kids just sitting on the drugs. The new slogan is but it's shit that he talked about because they reference like everything that Kat Williams said. They referenced everything. So he had talked about that shit, unknowing to people that he was talking about, did he? At the time? He was talking about the parties and all this shit like that. So now we're just like oh, that's what he was talking about, but that yo cat, which are the cat wins, because those the best interviews, when you are telling the truth and you are Convincingly telling the truth and when the people that you talked about telling the truth on Try to step to around from them saying that he told the truth.
Speaker 3:That's all you know. That's how everybody he mentioned that new view responded, but nobody say he was long nobody said he was lying Nobody. That's the biggest tell-all. To be fair, a lot of shit he said was already shit, that was already out in the industry right like to see Harvey shit. We already knew about him and already mad.
Speaker 3:We knew about Mark Curry been talking about I mean a lot of this shit he not saying is nothing new. He just he's keep reminding y'all like, look, this is what happened, right is. And to be fair about the Bernie Mac she knows daughter got on a tick tock or whatever and confirmed so. I got some good news for y'all they added another show to Charlotte.
Speaker 3:It's in March, it's March 3rd, so his original show Jane worried 28th after this interview. You know I got like 10 million views the first two days after this interview. All his tickets on his first leg is Tour sold out. So they went back and added more shows to every city to give people the opportunity they get that nigga about it when he comes to Charlotte on January 28th One of the comedians on his line.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, Kevin Hart's ex wife. That's crazy. Tory Hart, Tory Hart.
Speaker 3:That's crazy.
Speaker 1:And she still got his last name.
Speaker 2:She's not giving up this last which, that which that To me, that aggravates the fuck out of my soul.
Speaker 3:Agrabates, my fucking, my mom still got my dad last name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm no funny shit. Your dad ain't famous. But the grand scheme of things, though, what I mean is like, bro, come on, let that man's name go, because you you got so much negative to say about him in the media, but you still hold it on to his last name, if you feel this way about this man. Let his last name go you all do the person that you are because you have his last name, if you know about this man, let us fucking last name, to be fair though I think they have come to a point of, I guess, compromise.
Speaker 3:A common ground they had, like this, is like a couple years, two years ago, after all this shit happened when they first got divorced and was Begging for if he told. He said that you know I, she wanted to change her last name. He told her don't do it, because you know making a money, something they've come to a before she got in the media saying all this negative shit about.
Speaker 2:What I'm saying is she told him not to do it. He told her not to do it before she started talking all this shit. He might have came out and said that after the after she said all this shit. But what I'm saying is, if you won't keep this man last, name it whether he told you to do it or not, okay, cool, respect this man.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I'm kind of where I earn that shit. Yeah, I was about to share two kids by the niggas. Like Tina Turner, she earned that name. Tina Turner Speaking of controversial couples NBA young boy.
Speaker 3:I know y'all seen it Okay so Exclusive interview With bootleg cave and the interview was so chaotic okay. Oh shit, but the most the most notable part of the interview that I have the biggest problem with is this man is a father of ten allegedly eleven kids 12 and this guy bullet kept asking me said, before we get started into the depth of this interview, like can you tell the viewers how important it is to be a father?
Speaker 1:How important.
Speaker 3:I'm not really that big on it. To be honest, you have 10 fucking kids Bro that's why he got that big. You can tell he was trying to like make light of the situation and he was like, no, for real, like if he was like I'm I'm only here because you're here, if I wasn't here, like, mind you. He's saying this as one of his kids is actively sitting on his lap.
Speaker 3:Okay. He was like if you weren't here, I'll be in my studio, four walls, all day. I don't interact with nobody, he said. He said like being alone is what keeps him sane, because he feel like he's going crazy being locked up in this house for two years, but to go as far as to say you not being gonna be in a father, it's crazy. And I just know as as one of the ten kids I watched that interview ten years from now, I don't know what the fuck were you there's no Craig is gonna.
Speaker 2:There is nothing else that we can do with this situation. This may sound controversial or fucked up. This may be the viral moment you looking for. We got to respect this man's honesty.
Speaker 3:He's like look, I'm not for the fake, for none of you.
Speaker 2:Because I don't fuck with this shit. Why not big?
Speaker 3:one. I didn't watch your interview. He never grew up with a father.
Speaker 1:He don't really know how to be a father.
Speaker 3:He feel like he don't have the time for his kids because, even though he's House arrest at this house in Utah which is gorgeous he can't Do what he can do to provide. Yeah, he feels like he's lacking. I'm not making me like right now he's just, it's just not, it's just not his thing like, and he said that. He said y'all know me, I'm gonna be honest, it's some bullshit. Mm-hmm, yeah, I get it. He traumatized a little bit.
Speaker 1:So I'm gonna give a little grace though saying that shit out loud is why.
Speaker 3:Oh so let's talk about this 11th alleged kid.
Speaker 1:Okay, who's it from? Who got more him in the cannon? Oh, so that he know about probably more.
Speaker 3:So y'all know, nba young boy got married to Jazzy Michelle in like what 2021.
Speaker 1:What is that Okay?
Speaker 3:so two things. So he allegedly has a 11th child with the Instagram model named Drew Valentina last year. Oh, fuck, damn, what's it? Make matters worse, he just like a few weeks ago, put up this new girl, who is now his wife also. I Don't know what the fuck we going on in this house. I'm gonna say that I said did a bitch to be flying out there and then just walk up to the. I mean every you gotta know his house.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait. So what happened with? Yeah, he was no.
Speaker 3:I did see a lot. Was he talking about them in an interview? No, cuz I saw a headline. They was talking about Y'all, y'all and those other. Janea Jack Mama and that was, that wasn't in the interview. That was like okay, after he said Shit, his baby mama's like bitch. How you gonna say you not big on father, you got ten fucking. He went on, yeah, he went on live and start like blinking on their ass. But they're right, though, you got ten fucking kids, you're not big on father, you look like you're very big on father.
Speaker 1:Come on, now you're not wrap it up.
Speaker 3:And I'm nice to be fair, I'm mad at them too, because, to be fair, you lay down too. So it's, that's a mother said they was doing no, that's about the fifth. You see him got the five, six kids you gonna steal later. I'm feeling unprotected. That's why I don't feel bad for like nothing alive when one of Nick Cannon baby mamas was talking about Spinning. No, I don't feel bad for that because you knew what type of Tommy was on, so I don't feel bad for that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's just crazy, you know. I give women grace, all the time, I promise not to come in me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you Okay then he's breaking. Coming me Nick. Coming me Nick. Like like they know they fucking know they get it into, they want to be.
Speaker 3:There's plenty of ways to fix that shit. Okay, okay you got a bunch of money right much money tonight to not have a kid. If you don't listen.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I give you know. Y'all know I'm a champion of women. I give women a lot of grace. But that's right.
Speaker 1:There is stupid ass you know there's a lot of motherfucking women in the world. A lot of these fucking women are trifling as fuck. They don't got morals. It's right for the word.
Speaker 3:You know I'm saying like and that's not to take away from him either, because he dumb as fuck, to be honest. Oh no, Like that you know, say you got it. All right, we got it bang bang.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:So speaking of broken homes, tiana Taylor y'all know she's getting a divorce from E-Mine Sherpa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I read her talking too much man.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, she actually said nothing. They leaked her documents in her in her petition to file for divorce and that's how the press knew, and she's upset about it, of course, but it's a good thing.
Speaker 1:Come on now. She think that she was not gonna be fucking leaked.
Speaker 3:It's supposed to not be so. In this Basically petition for divorce, tiana Taylor accused E-Mine Shumpert Shumpert. Have he say his name?
Speaker 3:of negligence for the two kids. Y'all know they got two kids Junie, who I think is like eight or nine, and then Rue Rose, who was like four, three, two, I don't know, she's a toddler right. So she said that he was negligent. Negligent because on multiple occasions he would fail to feed the kids when she was away. He would be so intoxicated on liquor and marijuana that he would forget to check on them, forget to feed them. And the most I think like horrendous of it all is One time they were in Chicago. He put these two young kids in a lift To go to the United one Stadium, while he had a private drive service drive him to the stadium.
Speaker 2:That nigga ain't big on fatherhood either.
Speaker 1:Okay, we ain't big on visuals right now neither no, visuals are down. Paula, we ain't big on visuals right now. That was a cue.
Speaker 3:Now, that's it crazy, though. Like you, just so you got in a private car, but you put the kids in a little by themselves, by themselves on the company because I mean, fucked up, I would be mad if you did it with a nanny, like, all right, you put them in and live. You could have taken a roll with you, but you put them in there by them, that is.
Speaker 1:Same place, same place.
Speaker 3:Now in this situation happened a year and a half ago that means they were seven and two, six and a half and one and a half too young to be in a rod share, going from anywhere in Chicago to the United one center and see now, that's crazy, now this has this one, he was playing, this one, he was playing. Now that this has leaked, I need, like the Uber driver or little driver, to come out and be like yep, yep, I need y'all to confirm this, because this is crazy.
Speaker 2:They ain't gonna do that cuz they're gonna get in trouble for taking that right, that's crazy.
Speaker 1:They would get definitely get a job. I want to be out of car seat in there and I probably not.
Speaker 3:Well, I would probably say here you go, look for this car. I'm out and see I'm wishing for a lot. Because Uber, live, you can request for car seat. Yeah so I'm wishing for a lot, because that nigga probably was drunk and I didn't do that shit.
Speaker 1:Well, you know why this shit don't mean no sense to me like why did like? Why did do that? Like, do you have to pay extra if he had the two kids?
Speaker 2:They never told me I could work with that.
Speaker 3:Kids. What difference does it make? Going from the hotel to the.
Speaker 1:Even if it was.
Speaker 3:why not get in a rod share with your kids? I'm just trying to think like there's no rationale to make that better, unless, unless, unless he had a woman in.
Speaker 2:I was just about to say the same thing out of her and he went to kid. I was just about to say the same thing. He probably had to drive it. Go pick up a bitch or something.
Speaker 1:That's the only thing I could think of, because why would you put the kids in the uber? You take the the rock, you take the um private drink.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing I could think of.
Speaker 2:Once you get to the stadium.
Speaker 3:Fucked up. That's crazy. That is why they ain't me man.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 3:Mr, and the last thing that she said was that she felt like Like she had to dim her when she was around him. He was very jealous of her success. Because, his career was. His rap career was not taken off how he wanted it. He wasn't Hidden the landmarks that he thought he should have hit because of who he was. And a lot of times she suffered for that because he took the anger out on her Never physical, but, you know, probably verbal, probably emotional things like that.
Speaker 3:I have my theory and I really think this is why she quit music Because of that right there. I think so too, and it's crazy because he probably was pissed off because she he thought her quit music Was going to be the end all, but then she got into artist development on the tour developments. And them, because the tours that she been developing have been fires.
Speaker 1:Beyonce oh my god.
Speaker 3:So he was probably pissed off that she has more money in that yeah, there's a lot more money in that she turned into laurienne.
Speaker 1:Laurienne.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm, that's crazy. I feel bad and it's probably you know, it's crazy because I'm still giving grace to him and it's probably just because he felt like he's just not doing enough and he's not feeling great. So now you don't know how to you internalizing all that, you don't know how to Put that shit out the right way to your woman, so now you're taking it out on her and now I got you doing dumb shit Because, to be family, honest, watching the show and in like, watching different interviews, I don't think this is his character. I think he's going through something. Yeah, I don't think this is his character. So I'm giving him grace but it's like, yeah, you, you blow your life up and she's like if you continue to read the fadlands.
Speaker 3:Um, even when she found out that this had been leaked because, once again she's like pissed about this, but she came out and publicly said, like all of this was not the end, all be all of their relationship. The reason that they are seeking a divorce is because they feel like that brawn, that bond that they had is broken. They feel like they can never come back from it.
Speaker 3:It's not because he did x1z. It probably all contributed to that. But, like Tara said to her point, I don't think and I've seen, I've seen their reality show. I don't think that that's his character at all.
Speaker 1:I feel like.
Speaker 3:He was probably heard. They were probably already going through a separation or having a rough patch. At that time, his music wasn't doing well and now she's taking us as artist, developer of big ass tours across america. He's inspiring, he's spiraling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like it's just that's classic as a man, he's telling him basketball, that, that that does something to just a man in general you know like seeing your lady she prospered more than you which it shouldn't be that way, but like as the man the man is Looking at, especially if you got, if you're aspiring to be something and you know you're because, we don't know, maybe tiana wasn't supporting him in his endeavors and maybe he supported her and pushed her to do that and she started taking off and she didn't reciprocate that support back to him and maybe that was the issue. You know, we don't know, you know, but it's a lot of factors that go in and as a man, seeing that, you know some men can't take that can some men can take seeing a woman do all that shit, make all that money. You just sitting here, seemingly a house dad, you know I'm saying, while she on tour, you gotta who gonna watch the kids? You, because you ain't doing shit. You know I'm saying so, you know I, it's tough, it's tough, tough, tough.
Speaker 3:Well, bless us to them. I hope they figure it out If. Even if it's not together, I hope they figured out separately. I hope everything's okay, especially to those children, because they have great children, what I've seen on social media stuff. So Always looking out for the babies, hmm, All right. So the next one is already 21 savage coming out with a biopic. Get the Fuck out of here, because I've seen the clip.
Speaker 1:It's called the.
Speaker 3:American dream the 21 savage story 21, 21. He has a Donald Glover aka child just getting being a plan him 21 21 as an adult, so child just getting be know will will portray him chronicling his rise from Moving to it, like moving from the uk to a lana coming up in the music scene, his detainment on ice and everything in between, everything after that, um to play younger him, I don't know if y'all remember y'all seen stranger things.
Speaker 1:Yes, I know the black dude. Hopefully it comes back. Yes, okay.
Speaker 3:Caleb McLaughlin is playing him as the younger dude and he's gonna play him as his time in the uk up until the time he leaves for America you know they gave a theory about this. So you know, child is getting being also supposed to be coming out with an album. So this is supposed to help out roll out for his album. But basically they're doing a parody of the movies of tubi. So this is why they did it like this because it is it on tubi, I think so.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so they're supposed to be doing like a parody of the bad shooting, bad movies, bad script and stuff off tubi, which is genius as fuck. I love a great roll out. This is genius. I can't wait to watch this shit. I was about to say I'm low-key interested. I just like Dona Glover. Why are you?
Speaker 1:Isn't that Dona Glover, right? It's definitely Dona Glover. Yes, but this is the indigo name.
Speaker 3:Dona.
Speaker 2:Glover Okay, okay, he's gonna be. No, danny Glover is the old ass, nigga, it's the old lady.
Speaker 3:Have y'all seen him as 21 Savage?
Speaker 2:Like.
Speaker 3:It's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, wait who he's playing who?
Speaker 3:he's playing 21 Savage.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna pull it up for you. Oh, dona glover is playing 21. You know, yeah, I'm just trying to figure out I mean why are they? Doing the biopic of 21 Savage.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to tell you that, saying it's a rollout for albums. So I don't know.
Speaker 1:Like why? Why you doing biopic?
Speaker 3:biopic, biopic, biopic.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:So in this movie too, they are also gonna tell you how 21 Savage got his name.
Speaker 1:How did he get his name?
Speaker 3:So apparently, um he was in the studio with Metro boom spoiler alert.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, spoiler, I mean you can go read it online.
Speaker 3:It's not that big of a spoiler. Spoiler and I think it's like one of the trailers that drop on Monday. They drop three trailers on Monday.
Speaker 3:So make sure y'all go check them out. So he was in the studio with Metro booming out Obviously he's in the land at this point and, um, he's laying down the first song and Metro boom. It acts him like what's your name? And he was like oh, I don't know. And then he was like well, what do you think you want to be called? He says something else and Metro boom was like nah, that's, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:So they started talking. He was like well, tell me about your upbringing, like being from the uk. He was like you know, Bobo? He was like when I came over here, like they detained us, they treated us like savages, Like he was like I didn't even have a name. When I came over here, I had a number 21 and Metro booming was like that's gonna be your name, Savage 21 and 21 Savage was like no 21 Savage.
Speaker 1:And that's how he got his name apparently.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, 21, 21, 21. That sounds like some shit out of the movie.
Speaker 3:I mean, it sounds like some 21 Savage shit though.
Speaker 1:Think about it.
Speaker 3:That sounds like some shit straight out of the movie 21, 21 and the last one is a doozy. I don't even have to look at it, because this shit was crazy. Okay a restaurant in Atlanta Is charging a health care fee To patrons that eat at their restaurant. So the restaurant is 4% of your subtotal Wait, wait what is 4% of your subtotal, so I'm gonna use the example that I seen online so this restaurant is called Jen chans in Atlanta and this lady.
Speaker 3:She went viral because she posted like her receipt and the receipt. Her total was $50 and 25 cent. She had like 439 and change and then it had a health care fee for a percent which was like two plus dollars and some change a health care fee exactly, and so she asked. She was like why is the restaurant charging me a health?
Speaker 1:care fee.
Speaker 3:That's weird. So the owner of the restaurant because this post blew up the owner of the restaurant responded and said the reason that she charges the health care fee is because in this industry a lot of workers don't have the money to afford health care. So this is her way of giving back to her workers, that's not our fucking fault, bitch, put it out of your pocket.
Speaker 3:And that's what I said to until I can't read the articles. So this fee is optional. Number one if you read all the signage that they got, the fee is optional. All you have to do is tell them to take it off and they will gladly take it off.
Speaker 2:I shouldn't have to tell you to take it off. Don't put it on there. Ask me, should I do? I want to contribute to your health care fee and I will. Then I will say that.
Speaker 3:I shouldn't be up to me.
Speaker 2:It shouldn't be up to me to go in there and be like yo. Can y'all take this health care for y'all? Please Don't put it on that Bitch was it finished?
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you why they do that.
Speaker 2:But, yeah.
Speaker 3:So she said like I guess to your point she said that because a lot of people's like I shouldn't have to put it on there. And she was like but I shouldn't have to do this for my workers, for them to be able to afford health care. Health care in America is a scam. It's a joke. People can't afford it. That's not your patron's problem.
Speaker 3:But listen, that's not what she's trying to provide health care. They can't. I mean, they probably do, but the workers probably can't afford it. You, a server making two thirteen an hour, what are you affording? You're living off your tips. Yeah, you damn sure not living off them Paychecks. They'd be seven dollars. They'd get a service moment and, to be honest, even national chains don't give out great health care.
Speaker 1:They don't they don't.
Speaker 3:I think the only one I kind of saw that good health care was Chick-fil-A, but we know about.
Speaker 1:Chick-fil-A there's there are a secret underground corporation that damn sure Did y'all see them Jews under under the suit in New York? That's a grunt, chick-fil-a.
Speaker 3:What, what it's some. Yeah, you got to get a Twitter. But, listen before we. Let me go a bit to rebuttal. I think why she they put on a receipt as first? Because I ain't go a lot A person like me if is. If I had a receipt and it had a health care fee on there, I might go ahead and just pay that shit, because to me I'll be like all right, that's cool. So that gives you the option to be like if you want to pay. If you don't, they take that off.
Speaker 2:That does it.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, terry, I love you she wanted more people to see it, to talk about it, to bring attention so that at the national level it can change, so that she doesn't have to do this.
Speaker 2:That's fine. I think that's cool. I think what really?
Speaker 3:got people fucked up? Was that one receipt where you know it was like six people, they spent like $600 and they, the health care fee was like $200 and it was like what?
Speaker 1:The health care fee was $200. But it was, it was 6%, it was 6.
Speaker 3:It was 6 people and they spent like $1600. Like yeah, it's $200, sound about right. That's why I'm just rebutton. I'm just rebut. I like me personally If I give what she's trying to say. I feel like you put it on there and you see like, oh well, this is something I'm just bought of this, because this is something that's serious. It's one of the things you have to actually like, okay, well, maybe I do want to go ahead and pay that I want to know like what was this at? This is in Atlanta.
Speaker 3:Atlanta we know the Atlanta restaurant scene is crazy because a member of and that's my whole point. I'm trying to figure out how is that Is.
Speaker 1:How is that legal?
Speaker 3:It is legal, it's awesome.
Speaker 1:It's not. It's not a mandatory fee, but it's not an optional thing for every restaurant.
Speaker 3:Yeah, any restaurant can do that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Every restaurant doesn't do it, then they don't think like that.
Speaker 3:And I feel like they don't care about their workers like that. It's a lot of factors that charges people that come in A fee if they have kids. Or what If you go in to eat at this restaurant with your kids? They charge you a fee for having kids.
Speaker 2:That's also fucked up.
Speaker 3:Kids better charge their ass.
Speaker 2:To their point.
Speaker 3:That's exactly why they charge you. They say, when kids come, they like to run around.
Speaker 2:So then say no, fucking kids.
Speaker 3:Not dead. Why is everybody so unhungry? You can't say that that's illegal.
Speaker 2:You can absolutely say that you know how many places I've been to.
Speaker 3:that say adults only yeah, adults only, are you serious? That's not illegal. They don't say that shit here in the day.
Speaker 2:So then, open up at a certain time and make it so that these motherfuckers can't come in with kids.
Speaker 3:They're not making enough money. They're not making money like that.
Speaker 1:They don't know how many people actually bring their kids out to the restaurant you have to understand.
Speaker 2:If I'm a business owner and I want to have certain rules and certain regulations, I have to understand that this is going to cost my business. They need to take that shit into consideration and I'm not mad at y'all about it.
Speaker 3:It's a standard fee. It's like two something.
Speaker 2:I'm not mad at y'all about it, but it's like these restaurant owners are on bullshit. Bro, that's crazy. A fucking health care fee because your workers can't afford health care. I'm sorry, that's not my problem. Pay the work. I'm so fucking sorry. You got the problem. You took the problem with the wrong person.
Speaker 1:That was in Atlanta, right? So what's the minimum wage in Atlanta?
Speaker 3:The same minimum wage. It is federally 725.
Speaker 1:Wait, it's still in Atlanta. 725 is not 725.
Speaker 3:Federal level is still 725.
Speaker 1:No way.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's why people are struggling, because they don't raise the federal minimum wage. So jobs out here be like oh, I'm going to pay you 725 because that's legally what I have to pay you, and you can't survive. You can't get health insurance, you can't get an apartment.
Speaker 3:You can't get a car. You got to choose between paying this bill or getting groceries. That's why people cannot survive. You know, I think about it on a deeper level because, like you said, these people made a choice to do this restaurant. But think about it. I opened up this restaurant. I didn't open up maybe about 20 jobs for people. I closed my restaurant. There's 20 people out of jobs and I don't give a fuck what nobody say. It is hard to get a fucking job out here nowadays, even with a fucking degree. If you have a master's degree and you're still getting paid under what you're getting paid, it's hard to get a job out here. So I understand her maybe doing that.
Speaker 2:I'm not arguing with none of those points. How does me? When did that become the patrons fault? When did that become the patrons problem?
Speaker 3:It's not because it's optional. Why am I? Because it's optional.
Speaker 1:It shouldn't Okay, I shouldn't have to think he's offended, that you even going to ask this is my thing, this is my thing.
Speaker 2:Fucking. This is my thing. Okay, when I go to Walmart and I go to check out, they know the national crisis when it come to kids needing, you know, st Jude's and all that shit. So what they do? They ask me if I want to donate to St Jude's Right. They don't. Then go put it on my receipt and then make me go back and make it my responsibility to take this shit off.
Speaker 3:No, that's not how it works and that's and that's where you're at. That's not how it works. So before you even come in, there is a big ass sign on a white truffle thing that says at this establishment we charge a 4% healthcare fee. There is optional. If you do not want this fee, please tell them when you get to the register. So before you even get your receipt, you have the option to take it away to make it even better.
Speaker 2:On their menu, in bold, they have the same disclaimer and at the bottom of the receipt they have the same I feel like you should just ask me when I get to the register would you like to pay the healthcare fee, yes or no? Well, before no, before you even.
Speaker 3:Okay, we can move on before you even pay, you look at your receipt and when I was reading the article, the servers she's making the servers Let them know like hey, this is what your receipt will look like with this healthcare fee.
Speaker 1:And if you do not want this fee on there.
Speaker 3:After I've explained it, we'll take it off, but this is what it looks like and this is what it goes to. So I think I think you're, I think I get what you're saying. It is not the pages fault and if you are that type of page you don't want to pay that you don't have to. I wouldn't pay it every time Now, maybe one time every month, that's the thing.
Speaker 2:That's the thing I personally never said I wouldn't pay the shit. All I'm saying is give me the option. When I get to the register with my receipt, you say, okay, you're total is such a touch. Would you like to include the 4% healthcare fee, yes or no? Yes, okay, cool, no, okay Cool. I think, I'll be honest with you. I probably would cause. Sometimes I donate, sometimes I don't.
Speaker 3:It just depends on the day and how much money I got. I think they do it that way. They just don't do it in the way you want them to do it.
Speaker 2:But they do it the way I think, I think from the way the story was told originally and this ain't your fault. I think it's some bullshit.
Speaker 1:I think it's the same. I mean, it's really the same thing as when some restaurants add gratuity on your shit already already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:People add another gratuity because they don't look at the receipt and they add double gratuity. So that's the same shit. It's just that it changed gratuity for healthcare fee.
Speaker 3:But to be fair, this goes back to people not reading shit. Yeah Cause it definitely tells you on the menu that parties of such and such or more will be charged gratuity.
Speaker 2:Now to what CEO just said. You said in this case it just becomes a healthcare fee instead of gratuity. Now here becomes my issue again. Now, if you got it? Now we talking about Atlanta. We all know Atlanta feel like they, just because they Atlanta, they're going to add 20% gratuity to anything anyway 25%. So now we talking about 25% gratuity plus tax, plus your healthcare fee. You kiss my ass. This burger was $12. My millet, my fucking bill is 84. Y'all got something fucked up here.
Speaker 3:You know, tears for the tail. Y'all. Y'all feel like this. You're right. No, stay your ass home and get on the George Fortman. No, that's not the point.
Speaker 2:That's not the point, and I hate when people say that because that's not the point. If you can't afford it, if you can't afford the tip, you can't afford to go out. That's not true.
Speaker 3:I don't believe that's true. I mean, I'm not talking about tipping.
Speaker 2:I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 3:I'm a server server. I'm not a server now, but I used to be a server, so my views on tipping are mixed, because I understand it, but also I was a different kind of server, I think you should tip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, funny shit.
Speaker 3:I ain't trying to expose somebody how much money did we?
Speaker 2:give the nigga with the fucked up teeth at Longhorn. We got that nigga. How much money Because he was a hell of a fucking server.
Speaker 3:Why did you do that so much money? I feel like they were the fucked up teeth Because we went along, we got a Longhorn, a lot and we have a lot of different servers.
Speaker 2:but saying that, teeth was very memorable Watch this shit, damn.
Speaker 3:Am I the nigga with the fucked up teeth? What was his name?
Speaker 2:Dylan. Oh, his name was Dylan. I remember the nigga named.
Speaker 3:I think it was a great fucking server. He got like 15 or something. Let me tell you I thought Dylan was daisy, until he opened his damn mouth. Yeah, and then I was like oh, this is Dylan, for sure he had to be with that fella. But let me tell you he was the sweetest, like literally, we probably did tip him way.
Speaker 2:Bro, it was dope Three times more than we should have. We gave him a good ass tip. He was a great fucking server, though he earned his tip Exactly, and that's my point. These bitches be sorry, these people be out here with bad attitudes, thinking they deserve a tip just because they job.
Speaker 3:You did a horrible fucking job and at that point you take away the tip and that healthcare fee. Here's a rule.
Speaker 2:Here's a rule, as I always taught me. This is how I know if I'm getting good service or not. Everybody mostly is it's standard for them to bring you a glass of water in most places, right? I should never be without a drink, never. I should never be without a drink, right? If I'm ever sitting there waiting Another drink, this is terrible service. By the time that bitch get here. You need to be realized.
Speaker 1:I need to get this man another look at some establishments when they short on servers and they say server.
Speaker 2:Okay, I can also recognize that.
Speaker 3:And let me be honest here, because I worked on where we was a lot of times short-wit servers, and I worked in a bar. It's not even about being short on service, it's about the type of servers that you have, because it would be times I would go to work and it would be four of us to do an entire bar, like not just the bar that you sit at, but 30 tables out here, front patio, back patio, and it's a concert. So you know you back to be booming and we made it work. It's just all about knowing, like knowing your table, staggering your tables. You know, having having a good memory, like honestly, I ain't right sit down and no little, no booze, I remember it's 60 out the table. I remember each person but yeah, when it kind of gratuity though this, I used to do my back, that bullshit yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it's got phones. Please be doing the podcast here. I know I mean I'm looking at the lab. He on the live, though we're gonna check me.
Speaker 3:So like if I would have big tables. I tell them I'm gonna listen. Y'all got a choice here. I can charge our gratuity or y'all can leave me in tip. Right that cash money is always better and I make them give me the tip before I get them their receipts.
Speaker 3:Uh and a lot of times they would do it because it's cheaper to just tip me Um. Then it just that gratuity cuz if yo, if yo bill is 200 plus dollars, yo gratuity gonna be like Receipt and kind of asking for cash apps and stuff, cuz I realize a lot of them don't go to them. They got to split it with the whole Crestor on the whole crew and not everybody did a good job.
Speaker 2:That's why.
Speaker 1:I have made. That individual tip that you give to your server doesn't go to the individual. No, it's called in some places.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I worked at wet willies and we got a hundred percent of our tips.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh but some places a lot of places nowadays or like um, like any major restaurant.
Speaker 3:Honestly, you have what's called a tip out, so you have to report how many tips you got at the end of the night. But you owe your host a certain amount of money. You owe your bartender a certain amount of money. You are your. You owe your bar back, so certain amount of money.
Speaker 2:So you got to switch your tips. Yo, I've literally done this before. No bullshit If I get good service and I decide I'm gonna give you a 20 dollar tip.
Speaker 1:Mmm.
Speaker 2:I'll give you a 20 dollar tip and I'll say this is for you, right? You can decide what the fuck if you decide you want to use it for your tip out cool right. I personally handed you 20 dollars because I feel like that's what your tip deserved, right, plus whatever my meal was right. This is for you. Put this in your pocket. My nigga like this ain't for this time. I'm giving this to you right now. I'm this ain't even a tip.
Speaker 3:This is a random person. Give you 20 dollars, don't even count this as a tip.
Speaker 2:This is me giving you a 20 dollar bill. Cool. If you decide to use it, you're gonna get a 20 dollar tip. You're a 20 dollar bill, right? Cool. If you decide to use it as your tip out or whatever the case would be, that's on you. But, like she's saying a lot of the times, if you get like a tip or if they leave it on the receipt or some shit like that, you definitely got split that shit with the whole house and that's terrible.
Speaker 3:It charge extra when you do it on your card and stuff. Yeah, but just like what you say me my brother do that sometimes, like my brother will tip on for, like the restaurant $5 maybe like three or four dollars right. Right, we give her a like $10 tip to keep her except, but we'll tip on the restaurant, just so they can see that you know, and she don't got to share that tip.
Speaker 1:It'll be like two or three dollars, yes yes, starbucks, that's how they used to do a Starbucks where they used to have like they used to call like tails and a little plastic.
Speaker 3:Things in front of the job. Oh yeah, they do my the drive-thru. I see my the drive had to split those, right, yeah, but so I used to work at the one in Rockin, rockin you working at Starbucks is still crazy to me.
Speaker 2:You working at Starbucks is still.
Speaker 1:Jobs ever you make a coffee, ever I mean I was way back when I was a college and shit.
Speaker 2:My Starbucks was out. I can't believe that.
Speaker 1:It's the like my line used to be so long because this I should do, oh Right. So when people used to come in, my oh late, I forgot her name, but I used to hook up all the time. She used to come in get I don't know, but it was you had to put the shots in there.
Speaker 1:So I see, like this so I'm like hey, whatever you did, like yeah, yeah, like I just like, all right, hold on, do do? I? Do that all the time to them. They used to come to my line. He's like this is for you, she's the only, this is your ice to leave. There were like three hundred dollars in tips every day. He used to get mad at me because it's like Put in the tail, fuck you. You know, I gave it to me personally, I don't okay, no fun for this on the record.
Speaker 2:I actually don't know how old you actually are. Like I don't know your actual number you don't have to disclose that with me, but I know you owe this fuck because this story verbatim was told on this podcast before the exact same story that you tell it right now. You sound like a fucking dad, because the exact same story has been told to this exact same crew. Oh, this exact same podcast. Yes, well, you have told us this shit before digging. You own this shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, we're supposed to be boycotting them right now, but shout out. Yeah, you know the whole battle.
Speaker 2:Here's the thing about boycotting the local Stanley cups. No, fuck them. I was just talking about that shit earlier.
Speaker 3:Marketing scheme yo, and it's funny because they fucked them up.
Speaker 3:It was two white ladies talking about Stanley cups yesterday, right, and this one related she don't really know too much crazy and I'm only saying their color, because I would have thought that they would have known the brand Stanley already. So if you don't know, stanley used to actually be marketed to me and that were like hike and camp. It's like a really good, like Like cup to keep, like insulated cup and and I think I read like in like like right before COVID or something like that oh, oh my god, I hate y'all.
Speaker 1:My bad, go ahead. That was it, stanley, stanley.
Speaker 3:They made 73 million dollars and it's mom she gonna have some old Samas when she get older.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm done. She that young for getting shit.
Speaker 3:She was sitting there like this, like how you was at the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 1:I was sitting there like what the fuck I just said.
Speaker 2:Yo, not for nothing. I love y'all to death, and you know I love you. Listen okay, we are our aida, we still.
Speaker 1:Y'all look, she got her ass upon huh wait when the situation get asked upon. Oh shit.
Speaker 2:Every when she first got it. Nigga. She low-key, still sick. This motherfucker hit the blunt and then hit the.
Speaker 1:As the same fucking. You don't give you more hot.
Speaker 3:No, I was trying to breathe, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, no, when I had that, when I had.
Speaker 3:COVID. When I had COVID, they gave me an asthma pump because it was bad, you couldn't breathe. Yeah that was like a couple years ago. I still got that shit too.
Speaker 1:I be See everybody telling stories about COVID and I'm like you. When I had it, this shit was I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm literally in a bed, like For some shit to happen to me. I'm like yo, please give me something.
Speaker 3:When I say that COVID shit had me down, bad like.
Speaker 2:I got it now and I still got to go to work.
Speaker 3:He's so terrible.
Speaker 2:Not a COVID shit. He don't got COVID. The COVID shit had me down bad. I had to lay on my stomach In case his balls, watch it.
Speaker 1:I had to stay, I had to. Um, oh shit, I just thought about that shit.
Speaker 2:He was like this so you do, so you do it. Don't have COVID, that would have been me on God. That was your evening.
Speaker 3:You know part of my life the most tipping. I like that part the most.
Speaker 2:Yo, this will kill me. I'm sorry we will go back to your story tears, but this will kill me. We all know COVID used to be 14 days, used to be down bad. Then the shit got down and got weaker and weaker. Now it's five days. Right, this thing. I thought I had COVID today and told me to come back tomorrow Like I'm gonna feel any better tomorrow. Nigga, it normally gets worse before it gets better.
Speaker 3:It's the first day you said, you're gonna get that vaccine. You right back there.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna hit this thing in the water like y'all. I feel way worse than I was yesterday. What's the name of the employer? Huh, what's the name of the employer? Can't say the name of the employer. I'm not gonna say that name, no, cause it's ever. That is for the Patreon. Yeah, yeah, audio is coming through. I'm not gonna say the name of the employer.
Speaker 1:I was about to go ham on the mother fucker.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you off Mike, but I can't do it on Mike.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's the first initial? Or the guy that told you to come in?
Speaker 2:The first initial Initial. Yeah, K K.
Speaker 1:Fuck you K, because this nigga, your employer, said that he got fucking COVID and he down bad. Should I come into work? And your dumbass responds yes, with an exclamation mark 915, please. How do you? The niggas said he had COVID. How much workers do you got there? You went out fine. Who the fuck you are? You're fucking established man. I'm gonna write you a fucking horrible Google view. I'm gonna leave a picture with a nigga with COVID that got 35,000 motherfucking sick and some of them died Cause your dumbass wanted to have an employer coming in Talk about he got COVID, yes, with an exclamation mark. That's what fucking pissed me off. He could have said yes Then he would have got a risk.
Speaker 3:Everybody might have just been.
Speaker 1:He put in put in yes with an exclamation mark, like nigga, if you don't get your ass in with that COVID, nigga, you don't get fired.
Speaker 3:Type of yes, that's crazy man, what type of shit is that? That's really one type of yes he did. That's the crazy part, cause to know him is to know.
Speaker 2:Yo to know this nigga is to know, bro, like hey, fuck you Let me tell you this man was texting me Like when he was in Mexico.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:God damn. One thing about these companies they do not care how they're bad you are.
Speaker 1:They don't know. You're fucking, just a body.
Speaker 3:You gotta come in. Even if you got to be so I'm happy you died. They will replace your ass the next day.
Speaker 1:The next day they already got applicants ready.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad that I never mentioned not one time this podcast at my job.
Speaker 3:I've never mentioned it, so nobody knows. I'm a co-workers watching, so I'm a fine K-ass watch.
Speaker 1:I'm a fine. I know where you work. I'm a fucking.
Speaker 3:Do a search of your name, nigga, and to the nigga in the Bulls hat come fast. Now we gotta jump this nigga like cause you know we rolled us once, so we gotta jump his ass.
Speaker 2:Now K is a 65 year old single black man.
Speaker 1:Oh camera, fuck your ass up yeah he is mad at the world.
Speaker 3:Trust me, trust me this nigga is mad at the world. Yeah we is the can man. Anybody can get it Right.
Speaker 1:Try the Adrian, bro baby.
Speaker 3:Alright, that's it. It's been it, my last top was the.
Speaker 1:You never properly segwayed it. That it was done. You never let me finish?
Speaker 3:Yeah, we were, you said you would finish. An hour ago I said finish, but y'all just kept me. So I'm so happy we're back. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I damn it. What y'all? What would you do? Let's make this a quick one. Okay, what would you do? I'm sad to lick you, so we gotta hurt this up, you just mind what girls are? That shit? T ain't touch that shit yet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, cause I'm a.
Speaker 1:Uh, huh, oh yeah, we gotta do, do, do, do, do, do. I'm fucked that shit out. I can't do what you do, alright what would you?
Speaker 1:do. What would you do? What would you do? This one is for this kid. You know both sides Disclaimer again my what would you do's are normally something that my experiences or experience that came from Somebody else that I'm telling. So this one's experienced by somebody else that I'm telling. So what would you do? What would you do? You got your shorty and y'all I'm gonna condense it a little bit With your shorty, y'all sitting down, y'all watching a movie. You know you get a text message Like alright, it's a text message, so let me look at it. You need to put it down because you know You're shorty right there. So you're like she looking like, and you're like, yeah, right, doing that. You're like, alright, you put it down, right. So then you know, shorty, go upstairs. You probably forgot to forget. But oh shit, I'm tapping phone, who the fuck was that? You get a text message and it just says hey, from a number you don't know.
Speaker 3:So you're like hey, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:So you're like hey Text, hey back. Put the phone down. Shorty comes back. Y'all still watching me. I wanna see you. So you're like Definitely can't. Shorty can't see that, so you're like oh, what the fuck, mind, you don't know the number at all. Put the shit down, shorty. Go back to the bathroom again. Who's this? Put the phone down.
Speaker 3:Why you don't put the phone on the library. Huh, why you don't put the on the library? Well, the phone is on private Cause it's going.
Speaker 1:You know well, I made the noise right, but it's going High-five. She come back down, so now he think you're like.
Speaker 3:You mean, right, that's okay, that sounds so lost, like that just Sounds like a loud speaker. But okay, shut up.
Speaker 1:So when we're back, alright, so she come back down. So now in the head he's like Fuck, is this a? Hey, I'm gonna see you Right? So, shorty, go back to the bathroom again. Why she go to?
Speaker 2:the bathroom, so much.
Speaker 1:Maybe she got a shiz. I don't know if she got a pee pee or something.
Speaker 2:Are you sure she ain't cheating on your ass Because she got she go to the bathroom a lot? Exactly.
Speaker 3:What if it's her texting him?
Speaker 2:Right, what if it's her texting him? Just giving you TI Exactly?
Speaker 1:go ahead, though. Let me get through it.
Speaker 3:Let me get through it.
Speaker 1:Wait, speaking of TI, you saw her tiny look. Oh god damn.
Speaker 3:He being her dirty TI he done it. Ti did you dirty.
Speaker 2:First of all, nobody said nothing about TI. He was having crazy.
Speaker 3:They put a mustache on that bitch.
Speaker 2:Yo back to the time, man, come on, come on, come on. This is our problem now. This is our problem now.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, ti, I'm divorced, ti, after that shit, that's fucked up. So, yo, she go back to the time he text like who, this, whatever? So she text back. He's like oh, you don't know who this is. So, shorty, shorty, they going for a minute, he texting a text and they going back and forth, back and forth, so they have like a whole text conversation. He don't know who the fuck it is. So he's like yo, I want to meet you, right? So God says.
Speaker 1:So they got the girl girl come back. So he plan to meet the chick, right. So he got the shorty with him, got a shorty with him and he driving, you know he going to like I guess he told the chick Yo, meet me at the store. Whatever the case may be, woof the woof, I'm gonna have my shorty with me, you know, I just want to see what it is right. So he driving the car Got the shorty with her. Get out the car. She walkin. They walk into the store and the girl is like Yada, yada, yada, don't see that? She's shots out the dude but doesn't see the girl.
Speaker 1:Shouts out fuck right, the girl that was texting was the her sister. Now he was Back and forth. So now the girl I mean the girlfriend knows that her sister is trifling. Oh, Damn. I was gonna tell the whole story, oh so what you do oh. Yes, what would you do at that point? It's the okay wait person's sister that's been texting him and he, so I was chilling in the crib, my shorty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, her sister started texting me saying, hey, I want you know.
Speaker 1:You know it was a sister right, but I'm but now we know so I'm doing.
Speaker 2:some say her sister texted me and I meant I went to the store with my shorty what you sure Her sister didn't see my shorty Yep, thought I was by myself. Yeah, started saying whatever. She started saying Yep, what would I do?
Speaker 1:What would you do?
Speaker 3:You fucked in that situation.
Speaker 2:I'm not here's how I know I'm not fucked, because if I set that up, I and I said I'm bringing my shorty with me I was. I was hoping my shorty was see who the fuck has been texted me this whole time so that I could be like this the bitch that been texting.
Speaker 1:No, it's because he trying to see if it's trying to slide, trying to slide.
Speaker 2:Oh well, you asked me what I would do. I ain't trying to slide.
Speaker 1:No, they wouldn't do in that situation, knowing that and that situation I'd be like.
Speaker 3:now that we all here, now that we're all here, yo, I don't, I really don't want to answer this because, okay, I'm looking triggered right now because I just can't imagine that man doing that to me. I would kill that motherfucker like.
Speaker 2:In this. But it ain't his fault, it's your sister fault.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you know now, it's the sneakiness. It's, the sneakiness is on, piss me off. It's the fact that you got. You went as far as to leave the house with me as the cover To make it seem like we just you ain't the cover, you the protection.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. And I think we don't let me tell you why he took. He took the girl with him Because if he did, she would have suspected something. Yeah, so him taking a girl with her with him was his way of making it seem like it was a normal trip to go slide on this other shorty, because if she was bad he was gonna slide. When he left, let's be real, he was, yeah, but baby, go to the car, I'm gonna get something else.
Speaker 2:Cuz what you gonna get, I go get it for you. Wow, niggas are terrible. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I got deal these types niggas.
Speaker 3:They pull not me, not me anymore.
Speaker 2:So I think it's done. Fellow love now y'all of a sudden better than everybody.
Speaker 3:Fucking right, I am better than these.
Speaker 1:Right see I'm single. Well, I'm separated.
Speaker 2:So what the fuck? Alright, what would you do? Uh, see what would you do. Okay, see yo, what did you do.
Speaker 1:Huh, no, it wasn't me, oh Sorry.
Speaker 2:I just always think it's you with these crazy.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:Oh, what would I do? Shit, slick me.
Speaker 2:Slick me, says young man shit.
Speaker 1:I see, I don't know, because my instincts kick when I'm in the, in the now I can't. Yeah, it's like I don't know. I just make them some crazy shit. I don't got on some shit, just but I don't know. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what I would do and in that, in that situation, yeah, honestly don't know what I would do. So I was always I was going to story.
Speaker 1:So when she said what she said to the dude, whatever the, the, the girlfriend Saw that it was a sister and the girl for already know that her sister is trifling, always try to mess with, you know, her niggas or what the case may be, or niggas and shit like that. So they just ended up fighting the two sisters ended up fighting. I was that damn yeah, that was great and a nigga to sit there watching why he about to slide on her and his girlfriend fighting the sister crazy.
Speaker 3:So Well, what would y'all do if you're watching this?
Speaker 1:Yes, what would y'all do? What would y'all do?
Speaker 3:Still kill that nigga. All right, man, give me right, give me right, give me right, give me right, give me right yeah.
Speaker 1:Cocktails with tea.
Speaker 3:All right, y'all, we're back. First of all, this is the first cocktail of 2024. Shout out to a toxic cocktail.
Speaker 1:Yeah, check the cocktail.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I couldn't get it out, hold on. It was the first cocktail of 2024, because we could not wait. To terrorists for bring this shit is gone as mason. We couldn't wait with four fucking. She bought four shots.
Speaker 3:First of all, first of all shots, or whatever this was first of all, no, no, shade to orange, but I didn't bring that. That's what he put it in, that's what he made it in.
Speaker 2:All right, next time give us two of. We love you to death.
Speaker 3:That's the cue guys. I think you're missing. The point is that strong you don't need a lot. Thank you, thank you so very much.
Speaker 1:Y'all talking to ceo and humble I'm gonna be well, go ahead because I was gonna. I'm gonna be honest here that I don't feel shit at all you didn't get a lot right because you're gonna put a fucking mason jar and that's fine, you're okay. Type of kick to do.
Speaker 3:To be fair, we haven't had any, otherwise we're punching them in either.
Speaker 1:So because motherfuckers didn't come in here Spending any fucking money.
Speaker 3:Oh God, yeah, we'll see shut up. Sponsored by intoxicants. All right. Every week he gives us a great Cocktail. He's been off for a couple weeks because we've been off for a couple weeks, but we're back. 2024 is full of cocktails, full of laughs, for laughter. Okay, yes, yes, this is called a blood orange margarita Now. I am a margarita girl because I love tequila, tequila, tequila, tequila, pour down my throat, my every yo Pour it down her. All right, pour it down my throat any hole actually.
Speaker 2:But whoa whoa any, whoa wait, that's unhealthy.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about it, ain't it In it? You got 1.5 ounces of tequila, 0.5 ounces of triple set. You will. I saw that on the episode long order. I saw it on the other way to that 0.5 ounce of lime juice, you have 0.5 ounce of agave syrup and I please recommend people to invest in agave syrup for your alcoholic drinks because it makes it sweeter Without all the sugar content.
Speaker 1:Okay, we got agave after cream.
Speaker 3:I also 1 ounce of blood orange syrup. I've never really heard of blood oranges to taste it.
Speaker 1:So that's why I give it the orange color. So what's the flakes? What is that?
Speaker 3:Um you shake it, you strain over ice, the flakes is tahin.
Speaker 2:Tahin. That's why we still got damn spicy the first time.
Speaker 3:Those be all that no cousin of kain, no kain. This nigga, try to be fancy. Yes, it is the cousin of tahin the tahin that is it, and this goes with my topic today. My topic is really simple, but it's an important question because I access. I want to know y'all the people on my podcast and polo here, right, I want to know what you guys's favorite porn categories. All right, let me tell you why?
Speaker 2:Oh, you don't want to know that.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you why you are y'all. Y'all should know mine.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you why I um I was happy to get cover you idiot.
Speaker 1:Be back to the midget beginning, it boy. They be having them up on a shower curtains and shit.
Speaker 3:I was having a conversation with a real sexual connoisseur Um one of my homegirls. She's a real uh deviant. I was about to say when were you talking to me? I'm just one of my homegirls. She's a real deviant why she does the underground parties the. Yeah, we'll have to talk about that later, but she was telling me in these porn categories that I have never fucking heard of.
Speaker 2:So what yeah right Um?
Speaker 3:snowballing is a category. Do y'all know what snowballing?
Speaker 1:is. I don't know what the hell that is. So, All right oh.
Speaker 3:No, it is when you ejaculate in your partner's mouth and she snowballs it back into your mouth and you snowball it back in.
Speaker 1:What the no, that's not snowballing. What the fuck is that? That's? Two comes in one, two mouths in one come yeah, so would you say, sir, that's kind of wow. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so she Is, that was a category. Also a category. I I hope I don't say this right I say this right Bukak, bukak.
Speaker 2:Oh, I've never heard of that before. When I was younger, I loved Bukaki. I ain't gonna hold you. When I was younger.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm mature, I'm gonna explain what it is. Yeah, what the fuck is. Bukaki, all right, bukaki. If anything with your butt? What the fuck you're watching? No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying niggas, it's One girl, or sometimes multiple girls, and like 30 niggas like 30 come shots on their face.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's fucking crazy, they don't clean up between or nothing.
Speaker 2:They just let it all go at the same time and they just be there.
Speaker 3:One girl, 30 niggas. Yeah, oh, shit so she's tell me about all these categories.
Speaker 2:I watched the video one time. It was called one girl 28. Loos, that's what I got One girl 28 20 in love.
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to figure out how the fuck do they orchestrate that at one time, bro, they all just be in a room.
Speaker 3:Big ass circle just chomping at the chicken Literally. So yeah. So tell me your favorite porn categories, I'll let y'all go see what's your favorite.
Speaker 2:I know what serious is. Oh, you gotta know nothing. You don't watch porn.
Speaker 3:That's not true at all Okay. Um, I like the women. Women pleasing categories.
Speaker 1:Yes, selfish, that's selfish. What about you, mr Little people? That's really. Mons is midget and um and and um, sexy Latinos.
Speaker 3:You are such a new york ass Um. Latinos or latinas, latinas or latinos no I think he said it right the first time, whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh, latinas with the a yes. Oh, that's the feminine. Yes, oh, latinas.
Speaker 3:You such a new york ass nigga for that? Why, that's some new york ass shit.
Speaker 1:Yo, there's shit. Yo, what am I doing? Especially the midgets. I like the midgets.
Speaker 2:No, we're going to the other line. I want let's just be even. Oh, you know about the google.
Speaker 1:I mean, do spanish midgets? I'm All right humble wish your categories.
Speaker 3:Just one right one or two, I'm multiple say multiple.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm gonna start my own goddamn poor site with all the categories I like, wow, uh. You ever heard of tasty blacks? Anyway, uh.
Speaker 3:Hey, look at the shit.
Speaker 2:Yo, speaking of poor, they fucking ban poor hub in North Carolina. Fuck y'all niggas. Fuck y'all legislative niggas. No, it's not nigga. I tried today. I swear to god it's not back over. What's what's back? What's bad?
Speaker 3:They never, they never unbanned it. Oh born hub is bad it's bad because the lawmakers in North Carolina decided that they don't want poor look.
Speaker 2:Look how you fucking these 12 yours already figured out how to use VPNs.
Speaker 3:Y'all niggas ain't doing shit, I'm a tasty black girl myself.
Speaker 2:Yo, I ain't gonna lie to y'all I would love for one day for y'all to explore Really the true humble and the in the true himself. But I can't do that today.
Speaker 3:So we just gonna do a segment.
Speaker 2:We're just gonna keep it real vanilla. I like ebony porn.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're pissed, yeah Well, to be fair, um Well, I can't believe. I'm about to say this because people be watching this and people gonna look at me like ma'am, I'm like teacher, teacher. It's crazy and this is. This is not something that I would do personally, but I just like to watch it. I like watching double penetration.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got a lot of penetration. Yeah, two dicks in a pussy.
Speaker 3:No one digging each hole. Yeah, or that's normal yeah, but you know, each hole your butt in your pussy. I see that all the time.
Speaker 1:Hey yo.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know what? Anyway, that's just a category that I like. I also like um, it's really normal, but I also like um. Cream pies is another favorite.
Speaker 1:Oh, that, that's fine, that's, that, is no more. I'm just saying I thought you were gonna say, like some animal porn type shit, hey, yo you first of all, no, that's be shelling as disgusting, oh that's what I thought you were gonna say.
Speaker 3:I. You miss what I said. I said when I say this, people that watch this and know me are gonna be like, wow, because I really don't Discuss it Okay so that's, this is normal. This is not normal for me, but yeah, cream pies, I love cream pies.
Speaker 1:That's the one the niggas coming in face. No, that's facial. So what's cream pie?
Speaker 2:when you come in the pussy and you kind of watch this drip out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, oh. I mean yeah, that's normal too.
Speaker 2:I like cream pies they like the girl, the woman.
Speaker 1:Be like they be like. You know how we try to on the toilet taking the shit, so they do that to the pussy.
Speaker 2:You gotta make everything bad like everything in life it's just, it just goes bad.
Speaker 1:What that mean. That's what they do. Right, they did, they come. That's how they should come back terrible.
Speaker 3:I like cream pies. How does it come out? How does it? How does it come out?
Speaker 2:I like that I'm pretty sure they don't Grunt.
Speaker 1:I don't think they strain, yeah, like. So how the fuck the come come out then it's. Why is it?
Speaker 3:probably muscles, hey they be like. You making strange noises and it does not happen like that. Nobody strains when they come.
Speaker 1:I literally know I was able to come when they put to come out the woman.
Speaker 3:It does not strain. I'm telling you like I literally just let's go ahead and move on Howling.
Speaker 2:Don't howl at me about shit. I wouldn't be here tonight.
Speaker 3:Humble.
Speaker 2:Humble ain't doing the segment tonight. Thank you all for watching.
Speaker 3:No, we're gonna do this segment All right. So we got a question to our phone. I, you know, I tapped in the humbles for just an iPhone. Hmm, um howling humble, the question is humble.
Speaker 1:What she making it shit up.
Speaker 3:I do got a question. I gave her the main screen. Yeah, what's your?
Speaker 2:question Terri's.
Speaker 3:Humble, I'm gonna make some shit up now. I'm on the spot, go to see it. Friends, I got a question for you Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:This is a question, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3:This is my home screen. Home screen. I mean, that's what you're gonna do tonight. Each one of us is gonna ask you a question. Boom, go see it.
Speaker 1:I got a question that's what do you feel?
Speaker 3:like is an acceptable age for your parents to date.
Speaker 1:Obviously 28 An acceptable age for your parents to date younger people.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like what's the lowest age you would be willing to see your parents date?
Speaker 1:When we say parents, how old is the?
Speaker 3:parent. However, your parents are now.
Speaker 1:My, my mom's in her about to be 70.
Speaker 3:Okay, so how young?
Speaker 1:She got a 20 year old, would you be happy? Ain't no fucking way. 20 year old.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no, no, no black women at 70 Be looking good though, okay.
Speaker 1:That's a fact. No, no, no, no, we're not doing that. I think the youngest. If I'm mom, I'll give her 60.
Speaker 2:That's not young not the youngest, that you think your mom would date the youngest, that you will be okay with her. It's not that it matters to you. I mean not that it matters to her because you the child was your hater why she can't get a young.
Speaker 3:But no, she might want that 21 year old.
Speaker 1:What about?
Speaker 3:you see it dad, you gotta call me dad. Well, my dad is eight years younger than my mom, so I'm a year different. It's no more than 10.
Speaker 1:That's good. Eight years, is it?
Speaker 2:helped them um.
Speaker 3:If my mom, if my parents were still here with us, I think my parents would be like 60 now. So I would be okay with 40.
Speaker 1:I'd be okay with 40, 45, only because, only because listen to for 60 or I just be like mama.
Speaker 3:You can know your parents gotta have a life too. Fuck it, as long as they don't bother me, as long as they treat you good. Now, when they not treat you good, I'm on your ass. But if they treat you good, as a fucking 20 year difference. Okay, humble shit.
Speaker 2:My mom 52. My daddy 54.
Speaker 1:So one of your moms came in able to 19 year old nigger.
Speaker 3:Oh, go go up a little bit 21, 28 oh 20. This is a true story.
Speaker 1:Huh.
Speaker 3:Who said that? Oh?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying I would probably be.
Speaker 3:I would have to be of her age.
Speaker 1:But just imagine that how would you feel your moms get a 20 year old, a u20 something and a nigger fucking your mom?
Speaker 3:could you 28?
Speaker 1:I'm 29.
Speaker 3:Boy.
Speaker 2:Oh he won you.
Speaker 3:That's why I was pissing you off. Yeah, that's why Y'all might as well be besties, because you got caught in the night. They think that's fucking your mom.
Speaker 2:What if he's?
Speaker 3:like call me daddy son. Call me daddy son.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's when all four of y'all, that's when all four of y'all will be coming to do no advisory at the fucking prison.
Speaker 1:Because I'm going to jail. Wait who's like rub your hands.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail.
Speaker 3:You see how wild they got. It's like he felt your anger.
Speaker 2:First of all, sydney. Why did you have to bring that here? I?
Speaker 3:could have just kept it. That was the question. I told you the anger.
Speaker 1:It's like look little nigga, you call me daddy, go cook me some breakfast.
Speaker 3:What if he slapped your face like this Anything you need, son, I got you. What's that?
Speaker 1:What's that scene in Jody? In reverse, in reverse, it's in reverse mode.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it's not fun it all. Actually, though, I think that's why it's fun. I understand, because it's mean.
Speaker 2:This ain't even true.
Speaker 3:It's not true. If it was, me I would be upset because that nigga younger than me. If that younger than me, I'd probably be upset.
Speaker 2:All right, it's true, and I'm pissed the fuck off Because, like I told my mama, I can't learn anything from this nigga. I can't learn shit from him. If you dated somebody that I can't learn nothing from, what the fuck? What's going?
Speaker 3:on here. It's really pissing me off now. Because now I think about it, Because if they go further they fall in love with you and me. Technically you got to call him stepdad, and then this is what I told.
Speaker 2:Sidney. Earlier this nigga told my mom I want to take you to a beach. Bitch, it's January. You ain't slick Fuck. You want to take her to a beach for her in January. You don't want to be seen by mama what's the nigga 28.
Speaker 3:He could let it touch him.
Speaker 1:He ain't keening oh fuck, that's worse, right, they're thinking they're keening. They're thinking they're keening. That's junkier than you, yo.
Speaker 2:This is my stepdad keening, and they think I'm so proud of you, man, I'm so proud of you, I swear to God, if I ever have to introduce this nigga to somebody else, I'm going to be like this is my mom people, this is my mom people. This is my mom people. You feel me, this kid folk, this kid folk.
Speaker 3:This kid folk.
Speaker 2:No, not even kid folk. Fuck this nigga. Yo, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:So have you talked to them?
Speaker 2:No, I just talked to them today. Oh wow, oh, we just talked about it today.
Speaker 1:Shut up mama.
Speaker 3:Still got a groove back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah, bro, I'll be tight Now.
Speaker 2:I got to go be like mom. Guess what? We ain't even do podcasts this week, people leave it.
Speaker 3:We'll be outside the jail for a while.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, it's no way. It's no way. First I'm going to have a long conversation with my moms and then I'm like you know, you cannot date this nigga, right, because I'm about to call this nigga, it's over. Like you might as well date this relationship now. It's no way. No way I could do that, but here's what I mean you differ, I got to accept the shit.
Speaker 2:Why that's his mom, that's my mom, so I can't tell my mom what to do and if it's your situation and you happy and coming from somebody who's dated older before I understand, oh hell, no, you, a great son I'm just saying I'm thinking about it, my dumb ass.
Speaker 3:I'm not being serious at all, friend, so forgive me, but that nigga probably in the group chat like yeah, so.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm saying. He feel like he is big daddy, he like yo my stepson, younger than me.
Speaker 1:My stepson older than me. That's my son, for real, that's my son, and then y'all be taking pictures.
Speaker 3:Y'all be taking group pictures. He going to sit in the group chat and look at my seat, Yo y'all look at my seat. Bruh, it's no way bro, Because you know how your niggas feet. You know how your niggas feet.
Speaker 2:You know how you and y'all niggas feet, and this is a young nigga from Atlanta, so it's like, bro, what the fuck, it is no fucking way. No, fucking way bro. Next question you got a question.
Speaker 3:I ain't got no fucking.
Speaker 1:That was three questions right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, to be fair, I can't talk down with that one.
Speaker 2:Well thank y'all for watching man. We love y'all.
Speaker 3:Holla at the humble. I mean, let me ask this question, Humble how would you fare in jail after whooping his niggas ass?
Speaker 2:I'll have a smile on my face. It'd be funny what you in for Homie, beat my mom boyfriend ass.
Speaker 3:But it's crazy because y'all don't know humble he really would smell. And then we got to do this project outside of Mecklenburg County, like bro there's no way, there's no way that nah, son, I be having none Because.
Speaker 1:I'm real like blunt at times.
Speaker 2:And what was that? Huh yeah, he almost died. He's like a dick after.
Speaker 3:He's talking like Paula Vermeer, I know right.
Speaker 1:I've burnt his head, but I'm real blunt at times, so that wouldn't fare well with me.
Speaker 3:No, that wouldn't fare well, that wouldn't feel well, we're going to jump. Little Keenan, yeah, little Keenan, I got to see little Keenan.
Speaker 1:I think a cow will come to fuck out his brother.
Speaker 3:Look K, look KK. They probably gave him a nickname too. He probably got a wild ass nickname.
Speaker 2:A nickname, probably Kiki.
Speaker 3:Hello, it's probably AK or something AK boy.
Speaker 2:That's funny.
Speaker 3:He got to have a gangsta's nickname with a name like Keenan.
Speaker 2:My mom said he's low key a Blurt.
Speaker 3:A nerd. A Blurt A black nerd Damn oh he a black nerd, so he really going to be the littlest one in the group chat because you know all nerds he's like hey guys, guess what?
Speaker 1:My stepdad is older than me and my stepdad guess what I'm getting his mama what?
Speaker 3:He be like oh my stepson cool, I'm about to be cool y'all what he's going up.
Speaker 1:It's no way bro, I don't yo, he's definitely the littlest one in the group chat right now, definitely, and you know he getting mad points. You know all the chicks is like what you don't pull dad.
Speaker 3:What Crazy. Yo mama watch our podcast. Oh, she's doing shit, chief of the clip is a little kid in the little kid, if it goes live. Little kid in the bathroom Viral.
Speaker 1:This the viral moment right here, post up, kid.
Speaker 3:Post up kid Post up kid. You see this Just don't pull out the black forces. We know you got them in the bag, Because I ain't got a whole whole thing.
Speaker 1:He's a blur hanging on the black forces. You got fucking skates. He from Atlanta.
Speaker 3:He got skates, I don't give a fuck. The nerds in Atlanta be lit too.
Speaker 2:The nerds in Atlanta be real life hood dreadnickers, OK, oh god. You just never know what you get down there.
Speaker 1:We got a C-Keen in. Yeah, we got a C-Keen in.
Speaker 3:I don't want to see they need to take Aqua Valentine yeah tell mama, homeboy, we need to come visit at the little dinner party in Stun, and then she's going to talk about she's a my.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my friend wanted to take me to the beach and I said, ok, when'd you meet him? She told me oh, we done, went out a couple times I said hold up. So I'm late to the fucking party.
Speaker 3:Then Y'all that been going out, I'm thinking this is my first time she didn't tell you for this reason right here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you be tripping, you be acting like her daddy, I don't be tripping, but I am her middle child.
Speaker 3:I'm the most reasonable woman to take her to the beach. Now, you know, look, he probably in January.
Speaker 2:tears In Jamaica. Oh, this a local beat.
Speaker 1:He's trying to take her to my, oh, no, no that's how you know.
Speaker 3:He a little nigga for Maybe, maybe. To him the beach is like the biggest thing, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I want to know what was your initial reaction when she told you is a.
Speaker 2:I never cuts her on my mom. I never cuts her, my mom. I never cuts around her, I never cuts to her. She said, I said how old is he? And then she goes, she ain't say nothing, right. And I was like he younger than you.
Speaker 3:And she was like yeah, I was like how much younger.
Speaker 1:She ain't say nothing.
Speaker 2:I was like he ain't younger than me, and then she goes and I literally went, and I literally went oh hell nah, I was like how old is this nigga? And she was like 28. I was like my, what the hell, oh, 28.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I thought they were going through a crisis.
Speaker 1:Yo, you better watch. You better watch her around your girl.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's going to be. Your Keenan has no chance.
Speaker 1:That's going to be your. He's saying Keenan around your girl.
Speaker 3:I'm saying Trying to go for the to play her for real.
Speaker 1:That's my nigga for real To for two. He was like guys guess what, guys I?
Speaker 3:got his my stepson's girl. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you something. If that's the case, keenan, better have some fucking money.
Speaker 3:Or some bullets. Yeah, keenan, better know how to shoot for real. Oh shit, damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2:Oh damn Damn. Is your mama happy, though I have no idea, you should ask her, then she's probably happy, that's all that really matters.
Speaker 3:She happy she might not be dating for long. That's what I've always told her.
Speaker 2:That's what I've always told her.
Speaker 3:There's no fucking way.
Speaker 2:Like a couple of her friends I didn't care for at all. Like quick story. Why the fuck would you go rob a CVS with my mama in the car and then your stupid ass drop shell phone in the CVS and that's how you get caught? You are a fucking idiot.
Speaker 3:You, sir, are you fucking idiot?
Speaker 2:You're an idiot for that, sir you robbed the CVS of my mom in the car. God rest his soul. He died, oh, he died, yeah, he died.
Speaker 1:He got shot, robbed the.
Speaker 2:CVS no. He died natural causes. He died in jail. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3:Robbed that CVS.
Speaker 2:This nigga robbed CVS of my mom in the car and then dropped his phone. You're an idiot, sir. First of all, if you go on to commit any kind of crime, leave your phone at home.
Speaker 1:What's why did them and I believe, don't pass go with sexual jail, nigga. That's a dumb ass you dumb ass.
Speaker 2:God rest his soul. Hold my mom no CD, she don't kill me.
Speaker 3:Your mama gonna kill you. First of all, she gonna kill you. Wait before this.
Speaker 2:We're like three hours in. She ain't going.
Speaker 3:We gonna talk shit about LeKina.
Speaker 2:We dragged LeKina into the bar.
Speaker 3:You can't even call him Uncle for real, because he not Uncle.
Speaker 2:I told her earlier, teris, I literally said earlier. I said, mom, you could at least go get somebody like, like, like, you could at least go get a 35, 35, 37 year old, to be fair he's still a jit.
Speaker 3:He a jit. Now that's your step, jit. But in his mama defense. What did I say earlier? He's older than her youngest child.
Speaker 2:About two years Damn.
Speaker 1:That's that's. She's practically dating her child. This story just gets crazy. She's a child, Shout out to Mama.
Speaker 3:Humble. We love you child.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Mama Humble we gotta meet LeKina. Shout out to Mama Humble Bring LeKina up in this week. Mama Humble getting her groove back, I ain't mad at mama, I ain't mad at this.
Speaker 3:Stella had to get her groove back, oh body.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Tyrone Maxie. Oh wow, all right, y'all.
Speaker 2:This has rained on for a while. We love y'all, we miss y'all so much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, you know that man, she boys, she a McLean, it's your girl Trapsie.
Speaker 3:It's Sarah's unscrupulous.
Speaker 2:It's Frederick Douglass, aka the nigga that got a 28 year old, keenan Stepson.
Speaker 3:Keenan C. Keenan C.
Speaker 1:This is no body pocket, yeah.
Speaker 3:What if he was like call me there to see what if his voice, deep, is full? It's just because I know, niggas, that he gonna rub it, mama, I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:He work for Coca-Cola. I said, oh, that nigga sell Coke, crazy as hell. Hey, come color.
Speaker 3:Hey, come color.